#ask and it will be granted

[priscilla9993]

Killian Jones: 3, 4, 11 , 22

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Oooh, thanks anon! Wasn't expecting any asks so this was a joy to recieve. ✨

3. Scars or painful spots

Killian has tons of jagged scars across his back from his time in servitude, from him talking back despite it doing him no good. Of course, there has to be the scar of where his left wrist ends. I don't think it'd be the most painful place to touch, but his phantom pains and nerve endings would make it ill advised. There's a difference between him touching it and others, only those he trusts. Killian has a facial scar from who knows where and the rest of his limbs are peppered with smaller scars from where he's gotten grazed or stabbed by swords, knives, daggers, and gunshots over his pirating years. I think his shoulders hurt the most from bearing the weight of his leather trench coat in pouring rain, at times, his arms from lifting wine/rum barrels and women that he brings onto his ship for a nightcap.

4. Best places to kiss on their body

I don't know how to answer this, but let's go for it! His shoulders and chest, very gentle caress. If he were to be kissed on his neck, he'd yell or growl in frustration about how he doesn't like it, but he doesn't stop the kisser, so he must love it. His stomach is great to kiss if you want him to be tickled. His hand if you're feeling courageous and want to turn the tables on him. This will probably make him more interested in whoever tried that.

11. Bad or petty habits

Killian is the king of pettiness. If one day he woke up early from a hangover to a noisy crew, he's for sure to spend the next few days getting up early just to bang pots and pans to ruin their moods for disturbing his sleep first. Much like his disdain for authority, a strain to his freedom, he despises hypocrites. If there's one thing he has in common with the Crocodile, it's that people should keep their word. So when someone goes against their bargain, he'll make sure they regret it, even if it's something as small as hiding someone's clothes for a few hours. A bad habit he has is drinking at any point of time when he's not sailing or manning his crew, for it must be "nighttime somewhere".

22. People who’ve influenced them greatly

If we were talking about Wish Killian, I could say so much. But for Killian Jones himself, I'd say Milah and Rumplestiltskin, giving him more purposeful reasons in life, one of love and one of revenge. I could go on forever about Rumple, so I'd rather not. Although we can't be for sure how much time Milah had to get close to Hook, she impacted him so much that he swore to avenge her, thought he could never love again, and got a tattoo of her name. We can't forget Pan, the manipulative and playful child who never grew up. Killian probably learned a lot of techniques and did terrible things under him.

Liam Jones, his older brother that was too arrogant to not cut himself with dreamshade and too trusting of their King. For all that his brother was in the end, to Killian, Liam was family, the one who didn't abandon him when he made dreadful mistakes or got drunk, who protected him even when he was just a rebellious youth. Liam made him believe in honor and who he upheld every bit of respect to. I'd also mention that in addition to him, his mother was a beacon of childhood trust and safety, how 'she tried to stay for as long as she could'.

David Nolan aka Prince Charming made a huge impact on him. I think through him, Killian gained a friendship that had no takebacks and advice on life. He regained what it meant to be honorable and how the right things weren't always going to be easy or a clear path, but it was going to be okay. They could talk to each other about so much, both serious and jokingly.

Lastly, when he thought he'd never find love again, he met Emma Swan. He saw a lot of similarities in her and eventually wanted to be the one she let her walls down for. I think she brought out from him the good and vulnerable parts that he thought he'd lost or swept away, having lost trust in humanity. Killian was an 'every man for himself' kind of survivor until he wasn't, seeing the things she valued and how he could just talk to her without being entirely joking. They brought out the best in each other and I'm glad they got their happy ending, along with a family they never imagined would come into their lives.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[umblrspectrum]

part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

[angelskisser]

My back arched like a cat

My position couldn't stop, you were hitting it

And I shouldn't cry, but I love it, star boy ☆ ・ :*:・ﾟ

[b0bbynash]

[skarmoree]

a veritable flock of Robins

clap and cheer for me pls this took 75 hours

see explanations for the designs here

[shorthaltsjester]

Why are your children bound by rules you will not follow?

Critical Role, Campaign 3, Downfall Parts 1-3 // Commandments of The Prime Deities according to the Tal'Dorei Campaign Setting Reborn

[ha1leysblog]

[gearbroth]

More Repairs...

[the-catboy-minyan]

hey good faith question- do you mind elaborating on judaism’s belief of g-d not being the ‘one true g-d’ and just the ‘g-d of the hebrews?

sure, but keep in mind that I wasn't raised in a religious house, so I'm not an expert and this could be inaccurate, you could wait to see if other people would elaborate in reblogs or replies.

a lot of religions have the belief that they worship the true g-d(s) and everyone else is wrong and are worshipping (a) false g-d(s). I believe Christianity works like that.

in the Tanach, there is no claim that other religions' g-ds don't exist, in fact, there are instances were miracles from other g-ds happen, but the jewish g-d is described as unique and stronger than others.

for example, in the story of The Exodus (is that how יציאת מצרים is called in english), when Moses comes to the Pharaoh for the first time to ask to release the Hebrews, he showcases Hashem's (the Jewish g-d) strength by turning his staff into a snake, the Pharaoh's magicians(?) then proceed to also turn their staffs into snakes, but Moses's snake eats theirs. the story doesn't show their g-ds as non-existent, they gave the magicians the same powers as Hashem, but the power of Hashem was stronger and thus Moses's snake won over the other snakes.

foreign worship is banned in Judaism, not because the foreign g-ds are false, but because they're not Hashem, I don't know how to explain it but that's how it works.

[lorephobic]

“the class commentary in saltburn was shit” WHAT CLASS COMMENTARY???? NOT EVERY MOVIE WITH RICH PEOPLE HAS TO OR SHOULD HAVE CLASS COMMENTARY. EMERALD FENNELL KNOWS VERY WELL THAT SHE IS NOT THE RIGHT DIRECTOR FOR A MOVIE ABOUT CLASS COMMENTARY WHICH IS WHY SHE DID NOT WRITE A MOVIE ABOUT CLASS COMMENTARY.

[priscilla9993]

Ohh... Do Killian!

Sorry for the late reply. I was sleeping a lot and playing games with my brothers. Where was I? Ah, Killian Jones, what a guy! Although I will never find him smoking hot personally, there's something about his sarcastic and loyal personality, how he's totally hiding his soft and broken parts that just make me want to cradle him gently in my arms. Well... 🤭 they wouldn't be a blorbo if I didn't both want to see them tortured, bloodied, and wincing while trying to put on a strong face and then absolutely make me want them saved and protected because how dare anyone hurt them?!

In the same breath, "pwecious widdle bubububububbububb" goes to him because of Detective Rogers/Wish Killian Jones because they were the same up to a point. I believe Killian is capable of all the good and wholesomeness that Wish Killian showed. Although their experiences are different, I fawn at the precious bean Killian Jones has shown to be time and time again when they care about someone or something. I smile thinking of Killian making silly faces, playing around, and telling stories to little Hope, ultimately bringing light and safety into his child's life in the way he never got to have. Ah... I wish there were so many plot lines like his time in Neverland or time to regret the people he murdered that would have been delved into, but Colin made every moment and arc feel so lived in (even when he was just expression filled eye candy in the background). That's where I sort of wanna poke a stick at A&E for turning him into main character's boyfriend. I loved the moments that had choices and how Killian was affected by the struggle of good and bad, what he stands for and why. In any case, that's why I want to "dissect them under a microscope" XD

Ayyy, daddy issues. We all know why he has that, not so sure the stabby stab out of anger was best though. After everything Killian has had to endure, man needs therapy and someone's got to support him there bc I can't imagine him not kicking and screaming, saying he's fine and that someone else needs it more than him. Dark Hook is a prime example of his mental health deteriorating and feeling a high as he sabotages himself and others without thinking about morals, all the while internally screaming for help. Don't get me wrong, still one of my favorite variations to this day. The unruly long hair, dark mix of modern day pirate, and OH how can we forget the dramatic actions?

There is no moment where I don't go "AAAAH why do you do this to me? I hate you, I hate you!" Any occurrence of where Killian Jones appears on my dash or is mentioned, I find myself in a flurry of emotions because I love them so much and I hate that they make me feel like a proper fangirl. Humor, whump, romance, action, suspense, fluff, etc. You name it, he's probably done it. Even if his technology and habits are outdated. My favorite running gag is him usually falling on the floor. Clearly, if I go on, this is going to turn into a ten hour speech (it probably could as I'm absolutely never bored about the dashing pirate). Woohoo, bingo twice and nearly three times. Thanks for the ask <3

[donutdrawsthings]

I need to see how you draw the third doctor looks like pleeeeeease! He’s my favorite!

I offer you this doodle of him and Jo Grant🤲

[sammylovesbendy]

im actually interested, how does look your human norman polk?

okay i know you only asked for norman but i took the opportunity to update my references for all of them since id been meaning to anyways. yes i choose to live in a world where men had long hair in the 1940s because im crazy. shawn is not here bc i forgot about him but imagine theres a picture of jacksepticeye or something

[golden-rolling-hills]

Therapist: Age accurate Curtis brothers aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.

Age accurate Curtis brothers:

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

So I just read up on the FAQ since I got all caught up after being addicted to your comic for two weeks and I have to ask -

If Steven's gem is the size of his entire skull as a teenager, how did it fit inside his head as a baby? Did the gem start small and then grow with him?