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Sorry but is so funny to see people going "I am a Sparkle main and trust me Sunday will get Powercreep" like, no bitch I dont trust your petty asses. They want Cerydra to powercreep Sunday so much but turns she is not just Niche, but she wants Sunday as a harmony partner lmao.

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I saw a character concept idea of "a mortician who can talk to ghosts" and it made me think of Opal and that if she became a mortician I can imagine there'd be an attempted Mortuary Assistant situation. The reason why it's attempted is because she basically has two ghost bouncers that are like "uh uh, no" to any demon or malevolent spirit

~ Arlefuri Anon

thats fun

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I need Arlefuri to have a similar situation to "forgetting to bring the cat out of the room during sexy times" but instead of a cat it's the Salon Solitaire

I need one of them to get blasted by water the second a single article of clothing is removed and then having the whole mood be ruined (is was gonna say maybe Arlecchino since she has long hair and therefore would probably have to take a while for it to dry before remembering she has a pyro vision and could probably dry herself off very easily)

~ Arlefuri Anon

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Fun fact! While Opal and Clio didn't inherit Arlecchino's curse, if they had kids that kid could inherit it (also I finally decided what part of the aromantic spectrum Clio is on, she's aroflux and asexual)

~ Arlefuri Anon

i see, thats good, in a way, tragic in others.

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They are like father and daughter

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"The people will all be dissolved into the waters. And only the Hydro Archon will remain, weeping on her throne"

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snow white arlefuri (that I forgot I had done)

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So, with the Malachite AU...

Could Arlecchino be convincing Furina to try a new type of Delusion, fusing them together to fight the Narwhal (so Arle can be seen as one of those who helped defend Fontaine) because what could be more powerful than an Archon and a Fatui combined? Right?

Furina agrees, resulting in a huge siren-spider creature made of fire and boiling water. They chain the Narwhal and drag it back into the abyss rift... along with themselves. Furina was tired of pretending, of being trapped in centuries of deception. So she would sacrifice herself to protect Fontaine, and drag the Knave down with her.

Oh my, oh my. I like it.

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it's been in my mind for a while of all the Archons having little hangouts(minus The Tsaritsa because she's in her angsty teenager phase /j)(and also plus Furina because even if it was revealed she isn't actually an Archon they're not just going to stop inviting her, that's rude) and Raiden made something(something. definitely not food but something) and that no one wants to eat it. Furina decides to bite the bullet and eat it because she thinks it can't possibly be as bad as some people she knows' cooking(potentially throwing shade at her gf, who knows). Upon eating it Furina immediately dies

so yeah silly little thing ;3

~ Arlefuri Anon

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it's always Furina being scaroused by Arlecchino but never Arlecchino being scaroused by Furina.

I remember a while ago(before I officially introduced myself as an anon) I sent an ask about something hurting Arlecchino and that while she was completely capable of protecting herself, Furina is very pissed off because she loves Arlecchino and someone just hurt her and so she proceeds to beat up whatever hurt Arlecchino.

I'm expanding upon that now. So like while Arlefuri are spending time together and having a little date outside of the city someone like a Treasure Hoarder attacks Arlecchino and Arlecchino is about to fight back when unexpectedly its Furina who acts faster and she's attacking the treasure hoarder while yelling about how dare they attack her lover and proceeds to beat the crap out of the treasure hoarder, and almost killing them as the treasure hoarder is on the ground and Furina stabs her sword an inch away from their head, a warning as to never mess with Arlecchino or her again. And Arlecchino is also kinda scared of Furina because she's never seen that side of her before but she's also a little turned on by it

~ Arlefuri Anon

Awwww

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Fun fact, Opal is a polearm user and her fighting style is similar to two people, unsurprisingly Arlecchino is one of them but the other I'd say is a shocker and that is Raiden(since I'm pretty sure she's a polearm user. It's hard to tell when I keep seeing her using a sword but she's apparently a polearm user). Basically after the lightning incident, Furina took Opal to Inazuma to ask Raiden why the hell she gave Opal a vision since Opal getting an electro vision is what lead to her making the stupid decision to go outside with a metal object during a thunderstorm, daring Celestia to strike her down and that she(Celestia) didn't have the courage to do it and getting struck by lightning. After meeting Raiden, Opal kind of admired her

Also I will say that during this, Raiden may have said something about Opal that Furina did not like and Furina had to be restrained from absolutely murdering Raiden(in my head she said "it's not my fault your kid is stupid") and while that was happening Opal was just having a nice conversation with Yae Miko

~ Arlefuri Anon

Welp, at least she has the God of thunder as an auntie, may help her survive.

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since I imagined Arlecchino sitting in a chair doing the "disappointed parent look" regarding the House of the Hearth kids I also imagined something silly of the children trying to do something for her birthday and it's like

"What should we do for Father's birthday?" "Maybe make her a cake?" "But what if she doesn't want cake?" and then Arlecchino joins the conversation and is like "I think Father would appreciate cake" and the kids are like "See, she would enjoy cake!" before they realize it was Arlecchino who had said that and that she'd overheard their plans for her birthday

~ Arlefuri Anon

Pffft

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I've had this thing in my head of like a little Father's Day and Mother's Day drawing for Arlecchino. The Father's Day one is with the House of the Hearth children and it's all cute. The Mother's Day one is her going after Crucabena with a steel chair and it says "NOT Happy Mother's Day"

anyways, Peruere with the steel chair

~ Arlefuri Anon

Beutiful

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His girlfriend got turned into an eldritch horror and he still likes her

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Once Upon a Dream🌈🎱

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i don't have much to post so here some Jasper-related stuff