#as in she legit forgot

[thefloatingstone]

Some BG3 questions for you: Why the Jaheira dislike? Are you indifferent to Wulbren because he was designed to me dislike? Also, do you plan on doing a Distrust the Emperor playthrough at some point?

I highly dislike Jaheira because the Moonrise Tower fight with her is friggen impossible. (not really but you know.)

If you don't take direct control of her she'll run headlong into the fight and get killed pretty much instantly. if you DO take direct control of her there is no way to handle her inventory and stock her up on some health potions or something and she is VASTLY under-leveled until she officially joins your camp and you can actually pump up her levels to where they SHOULD be and give her more than 30hp.

And then her character is pretty brash and cynical but not in the fun way like Astarion or the endearing way like Garrus. She feels more bitter than just cynical but "doing it anyway".

And then you find out how she's been treating her children. And not even biological children but adopted children. Children she DECIDED TO TAKE IN AND BE A MOTHER OF. and that was just the breaking point for me where I was like "ok no fuck this person."

Also she was mean to Halsin.

Mother of the year.

[bluerosefox]

Peek-A-Boo Champ!

So... when Jazz and her newborn baby were taken by a cult she wasn't... too worried. Okay yes of course she was worried about her baby in the hands of the people who knocked her out cold when they broke into her home and seem to want to use HER baby as a vessel for some evil entity to bring the apocalypse BUT she knows her husband's patrol routes like the back of her hand, knows when Jason likes to drop by to check on them (with maybe another bat or bird with him, he begrudgingly allowed cause they wanna see the littlest batbaby) and knows he and the rest of the batfam had been alerted and are on their way, she knows this. And if they don't come soon she has ways to get out of these bindings and saving her baby (no anti ghost things at all, so she's good with going liminal on them if need be)

HOWEVER Jazz stops when she realizes the summoning circle they're planning on using... and knows damn well who they're going to bring to this plane of the realms...

It's been a good long while since she saw her brother. And this will give her a chance to actually introduce him to his nephew/niece instead of just sending him pictures.

......

......

Jason really wasn't expecting, as he showed up to the warehouse the cult (THEY TOOK HIS WIFE AND KID. NO B, HE WILL NOT CALM THE FUCK DOWN, HES TAKING THEM ALL OUT FOR THIS! THEY'RE GONNA USE HIS KID TO BE A VESSEL FOR A GHOST KING) was using guns blazing, to find the cult members all frozen in solid chunks of ice that would make even Mr. Freeze envious of meanwhile his wife cheerfully chatting with a glowing, floating, blueish skin with star like freckles being with a glowing crown and space cloak... who at the moment is making silly faces at his kid and playing peek-a-boo (by actually disappearing and reappearing)

[vivlily]

Fox girl friday has arrived once again,

this week was the fox girl wheel thingy again, and the winner this time was tamamita, so here's her with some dango. She might offer you some if you're nice about it, but watch out if you're not.

And with that, I bid you a happy fox girl friday

[martianbugsbunny]

So I just spent the last ten minutes all-capsing at my mom over text about Kalluzeb, and she said this:

the holy grail of canon kalluzeb content, is adorable, so she gets it

[coquelicoq]

fan jian is such the dad. fan xian doesn't even need other dads when he has fan jian...but these poser dad wannabes keep trying to poach him and fan jian has to show up and be like nice try mister but he's MY kid and i am taking him home in my carriage right now and he is going to filially pour me tea and make all the family decisions. so there.

[archduchessofnowhere]

Girl... Gisela???

[manyunhappygreenies]

Transfem rise Leo is so ingrained in my skull that when I see people refer to Leo with he/him pronouns I have to double take

[fanghur]

Pokemon trainer: yeah, I caught Pokemon-God... and then I lost her in my PC boxes

Trainer's friend:

[shroudkeeper]

[mspaint-flower]

What is flower’s favorite food?

GOD I FEEL LIKE IT'S BOUND TO BE CHOCOLATE......i swear it's canon i saw it somewhere i think she's eating some right now

[tojiscrack]

howve u been wife!! i just got a promotion at my job (super surprising btw because i thought i was way too young to be considered) and now i have even more to spend on you 😈🙏

WIFEYY?? 🫣❤️

i’ve been well (arguing with dude-bros on instagram but that’s nothing new 😔) but yOU GOT A PROMOTION?

CONGRATULATIONSSSSS OMG???

YAYYY LET’S CELEBRATE OML

I’M SO PROUD OF YOU WIFEY <3 THAT’S LITERALLY MY WIFE YOU GUYS OMG, SO PROUDDDD 😤‼️

as your partner in non-existent documentation, i forbid you from spending any money on me 😤 i haven’t even done anything gobsmacking yet for any tips rn, so don’t you dare (i’m serious 😐)

but this is something to CELEBRATE

new chapter of liar, liar later this week? 🤗

[luckiestplartt]

guess who finished the ace attorney trilogy!

[metaldevilll]

vivilly thoughts in my brained

[sheepgirlmaidtummy]

fucked up that so many of yall havent grown up with prophecy looming over your back for your entire life. like. not shit like having to be the first in ur family to go to college or smt. i mean being part of God's retribution for cleansing the world. being the only generation to remember the old world as your forefathers are left behind and the sinners like you will not be saved

[rayclubs]

Why does no one talk about the real challenges of transmasculinity: forgetting you're not out publicly and having your German professor correct your grammar to feminine

[top-secret-twins]

Have you pulled any pranks on your friends or parents?

once when we were little we decided to steal mama’s glasses so she’d spend time with us and she told me she knew i had them the whole time but she thought it was cute.

-marley :]