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not-5-rats · 4 months ago

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Assumptions I make abt you based on ur fav YV boy <33

(THIS IS ALL A JOKE I SWEAR)

Charlie: you like the silly, lil, pathetic ones

Lucien: life's a mess but that's okay cause so are you

Finn: you have considered running away from your life and living in a forest

Jack: you appreciate the simple things in life

Auron: you okay hun-? No? Not suprised, here 🫂

Alphonse: the emo phase wasn't really a phase was it?

Faust: ik what you are....🏳️‍🌈 (Also we should get married 💍💍💍💍)

Seth: ever considered an autism diagnosis? (we should also get married 💍💍💍💍)

#faust is literally my wife though #as i said THIS IS ALL A JOKE I SWEAR!!!!#yuurivoice #yuurivoice charlie #yuurivoice lucien #yuurivoice auron #yuurivoice alphonse #yuurivoice seth #yuurivoice faust #yuurivoice finn #yuurivoice jack

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turtleblogatlast · 8 months ago

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Something I like about Leo is that he’s honestly really chill? It’s easy to remember the moments where he’s being obnoxious or excitable but I feel like most of the time he’s incredibly “go with the flow” and has an overall affable demeanor.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #Genuinely speaking I feel like said demeanor is incredibly useful for when he has to charm and/or persuade people into listening to him#I have a whole post talking about Leo’s charm and how he consistently gets people to hear him out even if he’s annoyed or upset them #like they’ll still listen to what he has to say in full #his charisma stat is real and utilized quite often in this series I swear he’s not just a loser cringeboy all the time 😭#if he wants to persuade and/or charm then he honestly sooo often does #me listing the 400th reason why Leo grows up to be the worlds best ninja and a good 365 of those reasons are Leo’s various subterfuge skill #Like most episodes where he’s not the main focus (and even many where he is)#he’s a voice of reason who notices things quickly and is often the one taking point to talk down situations #something interesting I found between Leo and Mikey is that #Mikey tells people what they need to hear #Leo tells people what they want to hear #not only out of his own agenda either #when bullhop was wrecking their home leo was the one that negotiated to make the situation go smoother #even if he would have rather bullhop left #meanwhile Mikey is the one who bluntly tells things as it is #small character moment that means a lot to me #Mikey is an honest boy who is upfront about his feelings #Leo prefers to let people make their own decisions he wants them to through steering the convo in that direction #but he is easily cowed by guilt #regardless leo is a people person - he knows how to talk to them and how to manipulate/persuade #and I like that his bros know this and often push him forward to do the talking if they wanna charm someone into doing what they want #I think Leo’s hope speeches are also an example of this - he’s saying what people really want to hear (and often it’s ALSO what they NEED)#the further the series goes on the higher Leo’s inner stress rises and he just keeps that chill aura anyway #there’s a reason!!! he wanted to go to a SPA so badly!!#literally the first thing he does when he gets in is rest #no joke meditation would do him good? like- it’s a Leo thing and I genuinely think rise leo would be no different here

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sillyfudgemonkeys · 3 months ago

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The Lake Scene (Rise of KyoshixHiimdaisy!P4-ified edit)

(Note: Backgrounds were found online)

#rise of kyoshi #shadow of kyoshi #rangi #kyoshi #rangi seinaka #rangi sei'naka #rangshi #listen she was said to have a fat lip and busted face earlier #when I read through the comic again I KNEW I had to make a joke like this somewhere #persona 4 #p4 #hiimdaisy #i love rangi I swear! TT0TT Sometimes.....I just wanna bully her though. :3c #i thought the background would be better than a white background tbh #but I can't draw all that rn so 8U #silly edits

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cobaltfluff · 8 months ago

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happy april fools' from your big brothers, dumbass (affectionate)

#persona #art tag #p5r #p4g #p3re #i think i'll use the tags for the specific games i've played #anyway i have a headcanon #my renren REALLY admires his big brothers and is VERY prone to being gullible around them #i mean... why whould they just lie yanno ???#this is an incredibly stupid comic #but when i first saw the p3 school emblem i laughed my ASS off #bc all i could see was the bmw logo #then i started p4 and LO WHY IS IT THE MERCEDES LOGO LMFAOOOO #like ok i know the p3 one is probs supposed to represent the moon phases #and the p4 one is probs just a Y for yatogami ?? maybe ??#but i still find it SO FUNNYYYY #anyway i need to do some reference sheets for these three #or a relationship chart or sth #that said i've only played like 2hours of p4 #my headcanons arent anything to do with real canon tbh #i am making them my ocs now and you cant do anything to stop me #I SWEAR if i get any comments that are like #UHM AKSHULLY JOKER KNOWS THE OTHER TWO SCHOOLS or something #i am going to lose my mind #this is a joke and joker is there to do the setup for the joke #HENCE HIS NAME LOL

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lokh · 6 months ago

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would u trust me to be able to carry heavy grocery bags

#absolute anomaly of a human being (positive) for a cashier today at the supermarket #packed all the bags. ok thats fine thats normal (though notably #he did pack them WELL)#but then proceeded to Put All The Bags In The Cart For Us.#if it was just my mom then fine #BUT I WAS THERE??? DID I NOT LOOK LIKE I COULD CARRY THE BAGS???#i swear to god im sure i was older than him too but i also might look younger with the mask #and u know that thing thats like everyones masc till they put their customer service #voice on. well. i do that as a customer too LMAO so maybe idk #but like. im not small. im short but i wouldnt say im like tiny #and i lifted them after and yeah theyre heavy but not incredibly so????#he was like hey is it ok if theyre heavy and we said yea and he just assumed we couldnt do it #or. more to the point. that /i/ couldnt do it #and like i guess yeah thanks good job dude (genuine)#but also what the fuck. am i a joke to you.#me #trying a middle part because the fringe was becoming untenable #didnt realise how visible the facial hair is. i hate shaving

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coachbeards · 2 years ago

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if coach beard was a woman, and jane a man, it would not be treated like a joke. thank you for coming to my ted lasso talk.

#coach beard #ted lasso #holy shit all y'all who laugh at them i swear.#imagine if a man stalked his girlfriend's coworker to interrogate them about his gf's relationship w her best friend #imagine if a man Jumped Out at his girlfriend and scared her and then Asked if she was cheating on him?#all those texts from beard after hours about how she said he better be dead to explain not texting her back?#and YES. people HAVE treated it like a joke. not everybody notices / cares that it's ABUSE.

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noctilu-uca · 3 months ago

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i doodle a lot in spanish class so here are my guys

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thekidsarentalright · 1 year ago

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seeing a fob fan on tiktok saying this is just like. wowwww ur so quirky and interesting for having this reductive opinion do you want an award?? do you want us to clap because you’re just so special and cool???

#i swear i barely use tiktok but when i do. i see shit like this. and it reminds me why i barely use it LMAO #the caption said it was a ‘half joke’ but like. girl where is the humor :/?#bc genuinely ppl like this partially joking or not are soooooo annoying why do u think ur special for preferring that fob over the other #when in fact the two fobs dont exist they are all the same its just that uh. theyve grown and changed. imagine that. christ x #and like im aware that it’s not that serious however im allowed to be a hater sometimes <3 #txt #p: 100

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laurrelise · 1 month ago

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rewatching scenes of allison and ray from s2 and im once again so disappointed with what they did to him in s4.

i get that the filming schedules didn’t work out: that’s totally understandable. but you mean to tell me ray WALKED OUT on allison AND her young daughter? we couldn’t have figured out another plot that could’ve actually saved the characters motives, goals, traits, etc?

that man was head over heels IN LOVE with allison.

the man that said “i dont want to forget you. i dont want to forget us. i would take my year with you over a lifetime with anybody else. you hear me? i’m still the luckiest man i know.” just up and LEFT????? i refuse to believe it bro (also that quote will be the fucking death of me)

like you have a team of professional writers. you have a team of professional writers and you took a look at that man and said “nah it’s totally in-character for him to have felt out of time enough to completely abandon the love of his life and leave her to raise her daughter as a struggling single mother” i hope you all get fired

^ literally me rn thinking about them

#i hope you’re all unemployed tomorrow #what is wrong with you #RAYMOND CHESTNUT WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO TOU #also it’s been said before but him walking out was almost used as an insult to allison???#as if it was her fault??????#as if ray would ever even do that in the first place???????????#also i’ve heard poc say that it reinforces harmful racial stereotypes #i’m white and i don’t believe that i have a right to speak on it but if it is the case (which i could fully see it being) then im even more #disappointed than i already was #what the hell was this season #such a fucking joke i swear #tua s4 hater !!!!!!#laur says stuff #laur rambles #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #hargreeves siblings #tua s4 #tua season 4 #tua five #allison hargreeves #allison chestnut #ray chestnut #raymond chestnut #allison x ray #ray x allison #tua raymond #tua allison #tua ray

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suzyandthefox · 5 months ago

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SFW Vore opinions that will make you like this?

(For reference this post is a light-hearted joke,I understand that Vore is a very personal thing and no two people share the exact same feelings)

I will go first, Feel free to sentence me to death row.

1: I'm not a fan of big bellies

2: I'm not a fan of feral or even anthro/hybrid preds (Except for a very few exceptions, Death from puss in boots for example is 10/10)

3: Digestion is great for angst and horror.

#sfw vore #vore rambles #vore talk #sfw vore community #extreme cuddling #swallowed whole #swwh #Vore opinions #Sentence me to death row I said what I said #But it's all a joke I swear

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plulp · 1 year ago

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before i started seeing dol fanart i had no idea anyone even Thought of bailey wearing anything other than a wifebeater. like after thinking about it for more than a second i was like oh yeah that makes sense that hed wear a nice suit or dress clothes but i genuinely thought of course everyone ALSO thinks bailey looks like a deadbeat dad. like the kinda guy whod be like hey kid im going to go buy some milk and hed never come home. anyways under the cut is my personal opinion on what hed look like so thats just for me but heres bailey, sorry for the long description this time

#dol #my art #bailey the caretaker #i have like so many combinations in my file #ill post what i sent to my friend on my side account so you can see it #i also have a suit version but i scrapped that because it was too formal #like i have been sitting here basically playing with him like a doll #i even have a version where he wears the undershirt under the dress shirt but its whatever #this one is dedicated to bob squatley i hope you like it and im so sorry if i disappointed you #if i did im so sorry ill redesign him again for you i swear im sorry im sorry im sorry #special thanks to pip n chips and freddie pup tumblr for the help you guys are my saviors #i was so on the fence about a mullet because i was worried i wouldnt be able to make it look good #hope you guys like this one #my friend requested i do winter next so ill be doing that after i finish remy #my friend is so cool and funny and i love them btw #hiii 👋👋👋👋👋#they said something really funny and i wanted to draw it but i couldnt because im not good at drawing #sorry you all have to deal with my jokes instead of theirs #PS. i asked my friend if i should keep that as the description this time and they said yes so blame them for it

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everysongineverykey · 2 years ago

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and for my next trick i present... my Grand Tv People Freakout Extravaganza!!! *falls to the floor weeping violently*

#the owl house #toh raeda #raine whispers #eda clawthorne #i swear to god they're going to kill me. they're going to kill me. falls onfloor #you do everything you can to keep your beloved from finding out your secret thinking they will surely hate you but they end up leaving you #for doing just that #and then thirty years later they lie to you about being brainwashed and pretend not to recognize you #to keep you safe so they say #but you look into their eyes and all you see is that younger you staring back at you!!!#the one who loved them so much she forced the feathers and claws back down into her skin to keep them with her and didn't even succeed!#and you think: i thought we were past this. i thought you said i should have known better.#but when it comes down to it you both just want to keep the other safe more than anything. because maybe you still love each other #underneath the years of loneliness and bitterness. and maybe the thought of looking them in the eyes #and just saying 'i'm sorry. i was wrong. i miss you. i love you. can we try again?'#is too frightening for that prideful earnest loving yet cowardly and broken girl inside you.#and the thought of admitting you have made them change their mind is too painful for your beloved #who has resigned themself to always standing there and watching as you go and destroy yourself while cracking a joke.#anyway. heehoo funny owl show

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sleep-nurse · 2 months ago

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SHOUTOUT TO MY BESTIE (ZORBS) FOR BUYING ME AND MY BROTHER THE OMORI PLUSHES I LEGIT HAD NO WAY TO DO IT

#sunflower rambles #I ONLY SAID IT AS A JOKE AND SHE ACTUALLY DID IT #thank you so much zorbs again i cant believe this is real #she's gonna be getting them to her house first and then deliver the 2 to my address #first of all i couldnt stay awake that late (2 am and i fell asleep at midnight)#second im. still poor as fuck like all the money we have is for far more important shit #I WILL PAY YOU ONE DAY I SWEAR. I WILL #EVEN IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO

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synqiri · 3 months ago

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guess who's gna hv to go to the hospital tmr and probably hv the infected wound surgically removed

#ITS ME ☝️☝️☝️☝️💥💥💥#skipping sch is so fun yall infection be damned #okay tiny rant after this yall hv been warned #THIS GIRL VERY FUNNY AH #bro ur concern means absolute jack SHIT to me if all youre gna do is be a bitch about it #yeah okay i admit i have zero clue how to treat wounds esp infected ones n i didnt even know the infection was this severe until someone #until my friends told me today #LIKE YEAH I ADMIT ID BE THE TYPE OF PERSON FIRST TO DIE IN A HORROR MOVIE #but like that doesnt give you the excuse to keep calling me dumbass/idiot/stupid #and all the other synonyms of dumb youve been calling me today????#like girl YOURE the certified first aider not me???#and like the qualifications doesnt even give u the right to call me dumb like what the hell #like ik shes concerned for me bec she was the one helping me treat my wound today b4 i saw a doctor #but like she kept making it sound like im a 5yo w absolutely zero sense of safety and shit #and like she kept making it sound like i was FORCING her to help me #NO I WASNT ??#YOU OFFERED?? THEN YOU STARTED BEING AN ASS ABOUT IT???#then like she kept. calling me stupid. like even after the joke got old #bec at first it was her and my other friends teasing me about it and it was funny at first but then she kept going on n on even after that??#then she forced me to see a doctor which i admit was smart i shldve gone to a doctor like. yesterday 😭😭#but then when we were at the clinic she deadass said smth along the lines of “i hv to work and worry sm bec of YOU today”#as if i forced her to accompany me to the doctor??? but it was HER idea ????#also she deadass called the nurse who dressed my wound unprofessional #and she called the doctor i saw on saturday useless bec the antibiotics he prescribed me last week werent working #like. bro if ur so smart then why dont YOU go med sch rn and become a doctor huh #bro ur goofy ahh 1y/o first aid cert aint shit compared to the guy who spent 12+ years studying med n working for even more years than that #like i cannot get over the fact she kept calling me dumbass the entire day #and it was so aggressively too and she threatened to slap me bec i was “being stupid”#and like she kept making my infection out to be so severe as if i wld drop dead right that second or my arm wld fall off or some shit #AAAAAAAAA THIS GOT SO LONG I HIT 30 TAGS WHOOPS HAVE A MWAMWA IF U READ THIS LONG IM SORRY IM JS PISSED BUT I TRIED NOT TO SWEAR 😭😭🙏🙏

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bamboozled-distress · 11 months ago

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starting mpreg discourse in the comment section of a trolls band together fanart post on Instagram is probably my favourite thing I’ve ever done in my life

#this person thinks im such a freak this is so funny omg #i hope they block me after and im put on their dni list #SHIT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#No bc the persons a friend of mine and we have a weird joke about mpreg so i commented that he should draw jd mpregged and the person asked #what mpreg is so i explained it and THEY ACTUALLY SAID ‘what the ACTUAL F—- DUDE!!!’#I CANT STOP LAUGHING #and i replied but they haven’t said anything yet and me and my friend think this is the funniest thing to have ever happened EVER #sometimes i forget how chronically online i am bc omg im such a freak this person haaaaaates me omg #and the kick is #it’s that the discourse is with my main account #so this may come up Harry styles on snl style in a job interview #if this happens I’ll tell you guys all about it i swear bc this shit is funny omg #txt #txt post #laz.exe #dare i tag this trolls

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vellichorom · 6 months ago

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Oh my God that YouTube videos post reminds me that I think Thierry would like the video Teddy Has An Operation

funnily you are not the first to say that to me

& YOU ARE RIGHT. those videos are So his brand of humor & are so HIM if nothing else,

#maryyyy8 #inbox #Narrator tag #TSP blogging #MORESO people have told me ' this video is soooo thierry ' & THEY ARE RIGHT #videos he watches & thinks of rosemary in one way or another #THAT THANKSGIVIGN ETIQUETTE VIDEO TOO #that said he'd ALSO like don't hug me i'm scared. & i used to joke he is / was a big fanboy of it #i swear there was even a ship made of tony & thierry for all of 5 seconds when the show came out

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