#as corny as that is
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relief
#jake english#dirk strider#dirkjake#homestuck#hom3stuck#hs#galaxicsart#been feeling it the past few days#this brought some solace#as corny as that is
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
#she’s CORNY. getting DEEPLY silly with it sorry#coworker on the other end is like#that’s great now can we talk about how we r going to fit this crazy insane installation into our schedule#bslc#digital art#x
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pirates and their unconventional weddings (marines crashed it seven times)
#I just think they deserve a corny ass movie rock and roll wedding#yes nami officiates barbosa style#one piece#one piece fanart#luzo#zolu#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#luffy#zoro#my art#straw hat pirates#I GOT SO MANY ASKS TO PUT THIS ONE ON HERE GIKSKFKD YOU GUYS MOVE FAST. wish is my command
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(bellara/taash) nerd/jocks lovers rise up
#dragon age#bellara lutare#taash#bellataash#that's a nonexistent tag I'm just baptizing it in the hopes it takes off#I watched taash's romance just for fun and they are 1) corny as hell 2) it circles back into being endearing to me. sorry I love them#I do think there's definitely issues with things in their writing here and there don't get me wrong. but I AM obsessed with them#same goes for bellara tbh#anyway that's all I'll say I'm allergic to posting opinions online. do not contact me with unsolicited advice or offers etc#f
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One of Vander's last actual memories of Silco is this:
but the (first!) image that surfaces when Viktor looks into his mind is this:
...I have to forgive everything I didn't initially like about Arcane season 2. I got what I have been writing fanfic of for years, really.
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harana
#drew this for a friend#enkidoodles#alien stage#ALNST#ivantill#ivan#till#alnst till#alsnt ivan#comic#im so sorry if u guys cant understand my handwritingkekf#pls excuse the color choices....and the windows .... everything#ooc but its cuz theres no aliens = ivan knows how to express his love and till has time#ty for the opm song suggestions in the tags im adding it rn#skl guys medj hiya ako sa pagpost nito kasi parang ang corny 😭 pero thats our brand anyways so HAHA
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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them
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mind chess is one of my fave mechanics like yes ill tell eustace he deserves nothing and feel really bad about it
#all these corny aa villains set them straight with a UR MOM#extraterritorial rights? i will kill u#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#ace attorney investigations#aai collection#aai2#aa investigations#art#artwork#ace attorney edgeworth#aa edgeworth#phoenix wright#digital art#artists on tumblr
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Danny is gravely injured by the GIW, his voice box is severely damaged.
Making use of his own voice is impossible, but through some ghostly means Danny doesn’t quite understand, he can mimic others voices he hears just fine.
It’s a ghostly ability he found out he had a few years ago, with just a sentence or two heard he can do a flawless impression of that person. Now it’s not so flawless. The mimicked voice warps and fluctuates pitch, it’s crackly and he has a hard time not switching between multiple voices with every sentence he speaks.
His voice is reduced to an uncanny frankenstined attempt at speech that activates the average persons fight or flight response.
It’s no surprise that Superman is startled when he calls out for survivors while freeing the ghostly captives and a “not a deer” version of his own voice responds back.
#bones prompts#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#I’m listening to creepcasts ‘the thing in the basement is getting better at mimicking people’#and even though that creepypasta is so corny and bad I wanted to mess around with spooky mimickry Not Right voice stuff with dpxdc
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they make me SICK
#i love them so much#they’re so corny and stupid#i need more ladynoir banter#I MISS THEM#ITS BEEN SO LONG#ladynoir#miraculous ladynoir#miraculous ladybug fanart#miraculous fandom#miraculous fanart#miraculous lb#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#chat noir#ladybug#ladybug and cat noir#ladybug x chat noir#chat noir x ladybug#cat noir#artist on tumblr#fanart#iveoy-art
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part 2 of baker!reader + do not ever ask me to write accents lmao i suck at those 💀😭 and a huge thank you to all the sweet and dessert suggestions! i couldn't add all of them, but oh my god did i love all of them and choosing between them was sooo hard (that's what she said). if your dessert didn't make it here im soo sorry 😭
It was a quiet morning when you finally decided to reopen the bakery. The town had been whispering, speculating about the sudden disappearance of your husband—tragic, they said, to be found mauled by a bear in the woods. You hadn’t shed a tear, hadn’t flinched at the news. Maybe that was cruel of you, but after what you had endured, you couldn’t bring yourself to feel anything for him anymore. Not fear, not sadness—just relief.
And now, with the bakery open once again, you felt lighter. Freer.
The 141 boys were there first thing, as you had hoped. Each one walking into the cozy space like they belonged there. Their heavy, winter boots made the wooden floors creak, their towering frames somehow making the space feel intimate rather than intimidating. You smiled as the familiar smell of fresh bread and sugar lingered in the air, the warmth of the ovens cocooning you and the rest of the bakery in comfort. Free from that terrible man you’d called a husband, it was as if the world itself was taking on a more vibrant color.
“Morning, sweetheart,” John greeted you, his eyes crinkling beneath his hat, though there was something watchful in his gaze.
“Bonnie,” Johnny chirped, leaning on the counter, his eyes sparkling as they usually did when he spoke to you. “Place smells heavenly as always.”
“You’re open today, huh?” Kyle said, grinning as he eyed the display of pastries lined up neatly behind the glass. “Missed our favorite baker, honestly.”
Simon didn’t say anything at first, just gave you a long, steady look from behind his mask. You knew he had seen the signs. He was the only one who had seen the bruises, had taken your hands so gently that day and whispered that promise. You hadn’t asked for it, hadn’t said anything in return, but you had trusted him all the same. You are glad you did. You are so glad it’d been him to see.
Now, as you wiped your hands on your apron and stepped out from behind the counter, your heart was lighter than it had been in months. “Everything’s on the house today,” you said, your smile wider than it had been in ages. “For you guys, at least. After all… I’ve got a few new things for you to try.”
Soap raised an eyebrow, a smirk tugging at his lips. “Is that so? Then we’re in for a treat, eh boys?”
You went back to the counter, pulling out a few trays and plates, your hands moving quickly as you started setting them down in front of the men, watching their eyes light up at the spread. “I’ve been experimenting,” you said, your voice light, almost teasing. “For John, I’ve got pecan pie. Thought you might like it—something a bit rich, a bit warm.” Like you, goes unsaid but you hoped he still heard it.
John’s eyes gleamed as he accepted the slice you placed in front of him. “Always knew you were a mind reader,” he murmured with a chuckle, cutting into the pie and taking a bite. The smile that spread across his face was slow, but appreciative.
“For you, Kyle, lemon meringue tarts. Something sharp, refreshing. A little tangy,” you said, setting the plate in front of him. “And a bit sweet, too. Had a feeling you’d like it!”
Kyle laughed, picking up the tart and admiring it at first. “You know me too well.” He took a bite, his eyes widening at the burst of lemon on his tongue and then groaning in delight. “Perfect, as always.”
Simon watched you closely, and when you placed a plate of apple fritters in front of him, his gaze softened just slightly. “Made these with you in mind,” you said, your voice gentle. “Thought you’d appreciate something classic, Si. Simple, but comforting.”
He didn’t say anything at first, just nodded in that way of his, taking the fritter in his gloved hand. When he took a bite, his eyes closed briefly, and you could see the silent approval in the way his shoulders seemed to relax ever so slightly.
“And for you, Johnny,” you giggled, setting down a small bowl of Cranachan in front of him. “Thought you might like something traditional- whisky, raspberries, oats, and cream. Feels like a bit of home, doesn’t it? At least I hope so. It was my first time making it.”
Johnny beamed all the same, eagerly reaching for a spoon. “Ah, bonnie, you’re spoiling us.”
But it wasn’t just them you were thinking of. You had made a fresh batch of focaccia bread for yourself, but this wasn’t just any bread- it was bold, spiced with rosemary and topped with chilli flakes and garlic. It was a reflection of your own newfound boldness. You’d been quiet, subdued for so long. Now, you wanted to feel alive again.Perhaps it might seem corny, but this focaccia bread meant to signify that for you.
You set a slice of the focaccia on a plate for yourself, taking a bite as you sat with them, your smile not faltering for a second. It was savoury- settling warmth in your stomach. “I think this might be my new favorite, actually.” you said with a soft laugh. In your mind, you were already thinking of making and selling more of it.
They didn’t say much in response, still tasting their own desserts, but you could feel their appreciation, their understanding, in the quiet way they accepted it.
The rest of the bakery was alive with the smell of freshly baked treats: rich brownies, soft sugar cookies, fluffy cronuts, and delicate eclairs. Tres leches cakes sat next to pumpkin pies, while apple and custard empanadas filled the air with their sweet, warm scent. Cheesecakes, cardamom rolls, strawberry lamingtons—the selection was almost overwhelming, but everything sold well. Especially the bear claw pastries. You smiled softly to yourself at the irony. The bearclaw pastries might also be your new favorite, right alongside the focaccia.
Johnny noticed it immediately, the little twitch of your lips, and raised an eyebrow. “What’s so funny, bonnie?”
You waved him off, shaking your head. “Oh, nothing. Just… the bear claws. They’ve been selling really well lately. Thought it was… fitting.”
Simon’s eyes flicked to you, then to the bear claw pastries sitting neatly in a display case. A slow understanding crossed his gaze, but he didn’t say anything. Just a slight nod, the corner of his mouth twitching, the silent acknowledgment of the truth that you all shared. You had no doubt the others knew about it as well- maybe even had a hand in it. Such incredible men.
And for the first time, standing in your bakery, surrounded by warmth and the quiet camaraderie of the men you had come to trust, you felt a sense of peace wash over you. The past was behind you. Now, you had a future to look forward to—one filled with new beginnings, layers to unfold like a mille-feuille crepe cake, and the quiet reassurance that you were no longer alone.
“Here’s to new beginnings,” you said, raising your cup of coffee, your smile bright and genuine.
The boys raised their cups in return, their expressions soft but full of unspoken promises. “To new beginnings,” they echoed, and for the first time in a long time, you believed it. Especially because you could see the way they were looking at you.
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#cod#cod x reader#cod x you#poly!141 x reader#tf 141 x reader#tf 141 x you#john price x reader#soap x reader#cod imagines#tf 141#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x you#kyle gaz garrick#kyle gaz x reader#gaz x reader#call of duty x reader#poly!141#ending is so corny tho im so sorry#noona.writes
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isafrin measurements comic based off this post of mine; bc someone asked, and I am a lady of my word (sometimes) <3
#this is so stupidly corny but I spent like 20 hours on this thing. so#isafrin#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#art#digital art#featuring: my Isabeau glasses hc. becuase I think it’s fun!!!#the dialogue is a bit stilted bug this was mainly a way to practice paneling#I hate them can someone crush them with a comically large rock? thanks in advance#more of a chibi style here bc I couldn’t keep them consistent looking :weep:
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Tuxedo Alfie 🍏🖤🐍
#the shadow snake is his little pal!#maybe he wears this to a hotel event#since he’s not allowed to go out#I think he’d be corny like his hot dads#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#my doods#radioapple#Alfie#hazbin fanchild#hazbin fankid
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Baking lessons
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"i love..." playing cards from the deck i wrote on as a gift for my wedding annversary. 52 things i love about her!! these nine were her favorites <3
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“I love your sweater.” You pinch the red fabric in between your fingers, and Zayne stirs at your side.
His glance is dismissive, “You can’t borrow it.”
You pout, “Wasn’t gonna ask.” Then another idea curls your lips, and you run your hand up and down his forearm. Zayne doesn’t look up from his book, “This fabric is so soft…” Your touch is slow, a gentle, comforting drag along his sleeve. Hypnotic almost. His eyes finally drift to your hand as it slows over his bicep, and your voice drops to a whisper, “What’s it made of?” Zayne swallows, unfamiliar with your sudden affection. Then just as he opens his mouth to respond, you ruin it, “Boyfriend material?”
His judgmental silence is quickly met with a fit of giggles. Zayne sighs, snapping his book shut, “It’s wool, actually.” You don’t seem to care, too busy snorting to listen, “I got a good deal on it. About half off, I believe.” All the laughter is suddenly sucked from the room when you’re pushed flat on your back. Zayne hovers over you—hand trailing down your pulse point—then he quirks a brow, “….But it’d be 100% off at your place.”
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#BOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅#some of yall are afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob#love and deepspace#zayne x reader#zayne love and deepspace#lads zayne#lnds zayne#l&ds zayne#lnds#zayne x mc#love and deepspace zayne#zayne lads#zayne x y/n#zayne l&ds
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