#as a psych major myself

[whimsical-roasting]

okay just imagine being friends with colin and jamie being like slightly jealous

okay so i’m thinking about doing like a psych major!reader who shadows Dr Sharon at the football club for experience and ends up having a thing with Jamie... like Jamie asks for her to tutor him on psych knowledge and being a better person and ofc they lowkey fall for each other but don’t know it... 

ANYWAYS AROUND THAT PLOT LINE... the reader and Colin end up as bffs (lowkey spoilers for Colin’s info in s3?).. also my bestie is @sokkigarden and i love and appreciate her support

okay, so reader is shadowing Dr Sharon and Colin is so nice that he consents to her sitting in on the session since Dani was a bit too traumatised to have any silent observers 

she doesn’t speak and tries not to make too much eye contact but when they do lock eyes, she gives him a soft smile, and he returns it

after the session, now only 3 people know Colin’s gay... him, her, and Dr Sharon. when she catches his eye at the end of the session, she does a little lock and key motion to her lips as if to say ‘my lips are sealed, promise’ with a soft smile, and he smiles and nods

the reader is usually extroverted and chatty but remains professional - not really interacting with the boys unless necessary (obvi Ted won’t have any of it, but that’s a diff point) so Colin isn’t too fussed about her...plus, she seems genuinely nice

in the next couple of weeks, the reader bumps into Colin in the hallway and goes, “oh!! Colin, I was out on the weekend and saw this and thought of you, so um, here :))” and nervously passes him a small pocketbook of affirmations since Dr Sharon instructed him to reaffirm “I am a strong and capable man”

he grins and thanks her, and then BOOM, they’re now good friends. he offers to drop her home when her Uber cancels, and they blast Taylor Swift and rap to Drake 

now fast forward a while when Jamie asks the reader to tutor him in psych/therapy, and it is a funny exchange:

Jamie: you’re uh, good at this psych shit huh?

Reader: uhh, you mean the 4+ years I’ve dedicated to this degree? Yea, I kinda hope I’m good at this psych shit

Jamie: can you help me do better at therapy?

Reader: um,, therapy is more of a personal thing.. you kinda do better yourself

Jamie: oh, then what do you do :/

Reader: -_-

Jamie:  no no, I didn't mean it like that, fuck sorry

Reader: I can tell you about tools and theories that can HELP YOU help yourself 

Jamie: yea yea.. that. let's do that, I want that

Reader: this isn't a drive thru, Tartt, you can't just ask like it's a dollar menu

anyways,, she agrees bc experience yea totally it’s the resume experience and not cause he has a cute thinking face and emotional intelligence is hot or anything like that

so they’re like a month in with this whole ‘tutoring’ thing and she’s at his place and he notices a childish bracelet on her wrist.. he seems to notice a lot about her but he tells himself it’s cause he’s getting more self-awareness (lmao dumbass, SELF-awareness has nothing to do with HER hair, eyes, and new accessories but sure)

okay the next day in the locker room, he sees Colin w the same bracelet??? so he asks and Colin’s all like, “it’s a friendship bracelet, boyo!” and Jamie just kinda nods not replying before they head out onto the pitch

next time he and the reader are tutoring he asks why she and Colin are wearing the same bracelet thingy...she tells him it’s a friendship thingy and she made it for the both of them.... Jamie just kinda stares and goes ‘where’s mine.’ 

she blinks at him and tilts her head, “are we friends?” and his mouth falls open “we’re fuckin not???” he questions, slightly offended. and she’s all like “no no, ofc we are... but maybe just not friendship bracelet level friends” 

Jamie fights back a pout, but there’s a crease in the middle of his brows and she wants to lean forward to flatten it with her thumb but fights the urge

there’s silence for a moment...

“when you upgradin meh?”

[notmoreflippingelves]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I'm surprised you haven't posted any Welcome home stuff recently! Honestly kinda makes me sad since I love your WH art and stuff

yea y'all are gonna have to be Patient w/ me bc

a) i have like. a week left to pack all of my stuff before i need to shove everything into a uhaul and leave, so its crunch time! leaving little to no energy/interest in anything else

b) to be honest my mental health is the worst its been in years - which is fine, its whatever, i can deal. it's not as bad as it could be and im handling it! like a champ, even! but also its leaving little to no energy/interest in anything else

c) had a minor crisis over my art and how i interact w/ WH, and i realized im not scribbling enough of what I want. ive mostly been trying to please people and do as asked and thats! not good! so i want to temper expectation & reassert that im Not a WH art blog - its just a hyperfixation / something i love rn. i draw what i enjoy & what i want in the moment.

[detentiontrack]

Just got accepted into the final college I applied to!! This means I got into EVERY single college I applied to AND all of their highly competitive psychology programs!!!

[benetnvsch]

what if I change my major again,,,,,

[ddarker-dreams]

hello folks i am currently writing the most lockcore yan chrollo fanfic ever. i'm so excited to share it with you... i'm about 2k words in and the introduction scene is barely finished . whew. we're in for the long haul boys. 🙏

[starfish-spencer]

Hiii I’m here to ask about one, five, and twenty three of the psych ask game also I <3 psych and ur blog :)

Yay! Thank you so much for the ask, I love your blog, too! 💖🍍

What is your favorite Gus nickname?

How could I ever pick one? Gus T.T. Showbiz! The extra "T" is for extra talent! Honorable mentions go to "Nick Nack," "Mission Figs," and "Button."

5. Was Pierre Despereaux really an INTERPOL agent or was it all a con?

I love how the show never confirmed anything and left the viewers to decide for themselves! I like to think that Despereaux truly is one of the greatest criminals of all time, and that he conned INTERPOL for years into letting him steal more art. He probably wanted a challenge. I think his name really is Royston, though, because that's funny.

23. What other fictional universe would you like to see Psych crossover with?

I'm a huge Tolkien fan, and I'm honestly a little disappointed that Psych never did a Lord of the Rings parody episode or crossover, cause it would work so well! Shawn and Gus really do have that Sam and Frodo queerplatonic relationship tbh. Gus could be the Tolkien nerd I know he is, Lassie could be the horse girl he was always meant to be, and they would all look SO GOOD with cute pointy ears. And the guest stars? Infinite options. Viggo Mortensen, Sean Astin, Andy Serkis, Elijah Wood, Billy Boyd, IAN MCKELLEN!! And THE OUTFITS!! The fantasy weapons!! JULES WITH A SWORD!!! I need this more than I need air

[syls-chaos]

Me; deciding to major in psychology: Oh hey this is a cool new thing!

Everyone else: Good job figuring out what we already knew

[skiddo-xy]

I've actually found that language learning is quite enjoyable for me when you look at it as a bunch of different skills you can use. I think the thing that first triggered this feeling as an example was when my English teacher from exchange (they put me in English so I could help out the class/teachers lol) who was an L2 speakers said "that makes two of us" when talking to me and even though you I would usually hear "same" or "me too" it was just a nice way of showing how hard you worked in the language. So yeah, going to focus more on grammar points and sentence structures for Italian

[galamalion]

grappling with the fact that one piece has 10 sagas (more to come in the future) and ~30 arcs, meaning that writing individual routes for the current 12 characters i have selected will total to about 120 sagas i will have to rewrite and 360 chapters, assuming i can fit 1 arc per chapter (which absolutely will not happen).

now, assuming each arc will be about 10k works and each chapter i write is 3k-4k words, there will be about 1080 total chapters and 90 chapters per character.

and some sagas, like marineford and whole cake island, will definitely be longer than 10k words, 20k words at minimum, meaning that each route will be at least 100 chapters and 300,000 words, making the total word count of all routes 3.6 million words.

i am going to out-write game of thrones.

[barelyoksometimes]

Not to get personal on he he ha ha website bur I've legit lost track of what I'm doing with my life and that's stressful. I think I want to major in English but dang there are so little career opportunities for English majors. That's what I've always been passionate about but what am i supposed to do with hat degree. I've taken aptitude tests but they mostly tell me I'm well suited for careers in psychology and English, the two things I'm trying to decide between. English teacher has come up a lot and I did want to teach high school at one point. The unfortunate thing is most people who know me don't think I'd make a good teacher. Im hypersensitive, a bit of a push over, socially awkward, anxious, and autistic. I don't want the label of autism to limit what I do but it's an unchangable part of who I am. Being an adult is so hard squad.

[todayisafridaynight]

Since you mentioned it, what did you think of Speak No Evil? I was thinking of watching it myself :0

i really liked it ............ my friend scoffed at me when i told her i was watchin it so take my opinion with a grain of salt tho </3

[mainfaggot]

so anxious while wide awake -> it feels like i will explode into smithereens vs. so anxious while fatigued -> it feels like i will dissolve into a pile of vibrating dust particles. if u know what i mean

[monochrome-sunsets]

my mother: "i'm so sorry that you're traumatized by that experience. is there something i could do to make you feel better?"

me: "oh, no no no no! i'm not traumatized! i'm just having anxious thoughts relating to an experience from numerous years ago! not trauma!!"

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me: "wait hang on."

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me: "oh."

[arospecsyourblockdudes]

cant go too far from tumblr its the only website that isnt horrible to people with npd

[roboraindrop]

Sometimes I will just sit here and think realistically about what would happen if I met my favorite celebrities and ngl I don't see a future where I meet BD and don't end up crying my gay little eyes out. Not because I love him so much or whatever but because I'm SHY and I feel silly walking up to a 74 year old man and saying "Hi, I like your work so much, I've seen almost everything you've ever been in because I have autism and your work is one of my current points of intense interest. Please have this gift of the needle felted head of one of my favorite of your characters."