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I just met a mother of an autistic child who thinks vaccines cause autism but is still pro-vaccine. Didn't know ppl like her existed tbh

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i wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, open my notes app, type 'elf (2003) is autistic allegory' and go back to sleep

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Hey guys, what are the odds I have ADHD?

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Clark, glancing out the window as Bruce drives through the rain: you know, if this freezes, the roads are going to be a wreck.

Bruce, desperately holding back the “that was the most Midwestern thing I’ve ever heard you say” with gritted teeth: hn.

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Hallmark Christmas movie but the salt-of-the-earth small-town guy moves to the big city and falls in love with the cynical career woman and they stay in the city and work side by side to make the world a better wait that’s Superman, once again I have just written Superman

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For those of you outside the US trying to understand our recent current events, here's a fact sheet on US Health Insurance Companies:

They are all run by cartoon villains

The only way they make money is by denying as many people care as possible

They get to decide which medicines and procedures you get to have, not your doctor

They also get to decide how much they pay doctors for covered procedures, regardless of the billed cost for those procedures

You typically have to pay a significant deductible on top of your monthly premiums before they'll even pay out at all

They don't literally consume human souls in a parasitic bid to live forever, but they metaphorically consume human souls in a parasitic bid to live forever.

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Ariana Grande via her Instagram story last year, she's actually talked about Wicked and Glinda being gay so many times!

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very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig

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“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

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Juliet is so good at undercover and I fucking love that for her. Chief Vick asks if she broke someone's nose and she's like 'thanks! Yeah, i did! Dislocated actually! It was legal tho! And we're friends now! She has a cat!' I love her so much. She should wear heavy eyeliner like that all the time. Shes so badass and pretty and i wanna watch her get to injure more ppl. She should get to be voilent more often! Roller derby is better than therapy! She said so! She's so amazing!!

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A running list of my dogs interests:

Pedro Pascal

-she has a Pedro pillow she has to sleep on every night

Scooby Doo

-she had a scooby doo toy she loved and took naps with but she loved it too much and now she's been through 2 and I haven't gotten another one yet.

Parks and Recreation

-she likes to sit and watch it with me, this is the only show she'll sit and watch

Heartstopper

-my other pillow she steals is a heartstopper one and she needs both

Edited to add pictures because she's pretty

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“frugal” eating recipes be like

oh its SO EASY, just buy this fifty dollar item for forty-nine dollars off with a coupon that you can’t find and don’t have time to cut out at a store that doesn’t have outlets in rural areas and then you can fill in the rest with odds and ends that are SURELY already taking up space in your kitchen that you totally somehow forgot about! [photo of a table full of perfectly arranged meats and fresh vegetables] this little family secret is SO easy and delicious just looking at it will make you gain ten pounds ;) so make sure pace yourself! this right here should be enough to stock your fridge for the next ten months at LEAST so you don’t have to worry about the hassle of mealtime again for awhile!

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Every twist and turn in this case is art.

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once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally