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Yall can't tell me this isn't exactly what happened lmfao.
#john marston#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption#meme#this is exactly how it happened#you can't change my mind#arthur just wanted a friend#john is literally a feral cat or raccoon#i love them#my favorite brothers
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Ellie isn't allowed to travel alone Anymore
So! Ellie was raised in a Lab by a Genuine Bonefied Supervillain. She was raised to be a Villain as well, so her Moral Conpass is a little skewed.
Sure she *mostly* knows what is right and wrong from Danny's quick lesson before her Adventure around the Country, but she still has trouble separating what is moral and what is not from time to time.
So it's really no surprise that the moment she left Amity Park she somehow ended up being branded a Villain.
Look, it's not her fault she didn't know not to attack the flying guy in Blue Spandex when he approached her! One of Danny's biggest warnings shen she left had been Stranger Danger! She did what any 12 year old girl would have done when approached by a strange Older Man!
Its also not her fault that her powers (being Magic based), managed to affect him! She didn't even use her full power! (She maybe should have kicked him in a different place tho...she hopes he wasn't planning on having kids...)
So she did what her instincts told her to do. She took any money he had on him and ran the hell away!
It wasn't until she was 2 cities over when she saw a newspaper titled, "Little Villain Girl Mugs Superman in Broad Daylight!", that she realized she may have screwed up...
After that, she really had no excuse.
She knew that she probably shouldn't have kept Mugging the Heroes who approached her, but she wasn't a Fenton for nothing! Her Family Motto had always been "Commit to the Bit", and she was gonna stick to it!
So when the Fast Red Guy tried to tie her up, she phased off all his clothes and took off with his money (not the mask, she knew enough not to take that off)
And when the Grumpy Bat Guy tried to corner her with some weird papers he pulled out of his Belt, she just distracted him while her clone picked his pockets and made off with the wheels of his Car. That one made her a pretty penny!
The flying Green Guy was fun, his attacks were just throwing Ghost Candy (pure willpower) at her. He did stop doing do after she nicked his fancy talking Ring however, but it was fun while it lasted
Then she came across a Orange Fish Guy, and he actually seemed nice enough. But she was committing to the Bit, so she took the fancy Trident he had and sold it at a nearby Pawn Shop for some extra cash. He would probably be able to find it, that's why she chose a nearby location.
All in All, her Adventure had been really fun! So she decided to visit Amity Park again to tell Danny all about it!
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Aquaman walked into the meeting room of the Watchtower, a very frustrated look in his eye.
Barry spoke up first, "Oh! I know that look in your eye! She got to you too didn't she!"
Arthur just glared at Barry for a second before walking over to his Chair, sitting down with a thump. "She is certainly a tricky child."
"What did she take this time?" Clark asked.
"..mttrident..." Arthur grumbled out quickly.
"What was that?" Asked Barry with a twinkle in his eye. He heard it, but he wanted everybody else to know.
"She took my trident, Okay!" Arthur shouted out.
"I feel ya man." Responded Hal, "At least with me she threw it back at me when she realized it wasn't making 'candy' anymore. What did she do with yours?"
"She sold it at a Pawn Shop!" Arthus yelled in frustration, "She managed to steal one of the most Powerful Magical Weapons in the world, the Symbol of the entire Atalantean Royal Bloodline, and she sold it and a Pawn Shop!"
"...how much did she get for it?" Asked Hal.
At this, Aquaman just collapsed to the table and groaned.
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Alternatively she could have just kept all those things, and gradually built up a collection of all the JLA's most treasured possessions.
She has Supermans Wallet, not very important to him but it was her first mugging
She has Batmans Utility Belt (trackers removed) along with his Tires
She took Flashes Costume Ring (his civilian clothes still stuck inside)
She took Green Lanterns ring as well, but unfortunately it managed to escape after a few days. It was feisty.
And her crowning Jewel is the Trident she took from Aquaman.
(She avoided WW, cause she likes her too much to steal anything from her)
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dc x dp#Dcxdp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Scum#Ellie is a little shit#Ellie is a Supervillain#Technically#She kicked Superman in the Balls and took all his money#And then did the same for basically every other Hero she met#The Public knowd her as a Villain on a power trip who wants to humiliate all the Heroes she can come across#The JLA knows she is just a Kid but still don't know if she is being malicious or not#Arthur knows that the next time he sees that kid it's on sight#Danny is obviously unaware of Ellie's antics#He gets a surprise when Aquaman shows up at his Door asking to square up with his little sister#Danny thinks she just made a new friend#Ghosts bond by fighting trope#Danny walks into the shed late one night to find a pile of Stolen Hero Property
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There’s something so funny about Arthur taking himself hostage like John I swear to god I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill ourselves you fucker I’m taking you back to the fucking dark world
then John is like oh focking do it orthurh I dare you to you fucking coward do it!! Olso I’m getting us arrested because FUCK YOU!!!
Like guys the divorce energy is off the charts could you stop being so fucking petty ???? I’m crying
#John letting Arthur run straight into the cops was the funniest shit ever#like John what was the plan. ok now you’re gonna go to jail WHAT NOW JOHN#HOW DOES THIS HELP YOU???#they’re the embodiment of I don’t want to win I just want the other to lose#most toxic divorcees who for some fucking reason keep getting back together#not ONE episode later John is like noooo arthur don’t die omg I’ll see u in the dark world friend :((#then the next chapter he’s back again with the ORTHURH YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!#malevolent#arthur malevolent#john malevolent#what is their ship name bc they’re so funny#I still picture John as a black fish with a top hat and a cigar though
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"you're not a sorcerer. i would know" oh fuck oh fuick of uvkkk he fully believed he and merlin were equals, they were friends, they had no secrets, they knew each other completely and utterly, the good and the bad. arthur finding out his best friend has been lying and hiding for years and nothing he knew was true. god fuck ogoofu fukckkk
#it hurts#it hurts so much#arthur bby im so sorry#i love you#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#angst#FUCK HE WAS DYING AND WAS SO SCARED AND FINALLY MERLIN SHOWS UP#“where have you been?”#HE JUST WANTED HIS FRIEND#HE DIDNT WANT TO BE ALONE#IM AT WORK I CANT BE CRYING OH FUCK MAKE IT STOP
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I think they’re crushing on each other your honor
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#hetalia#hws#hetalia america#hetalia russia#hws america#hws russia#rusame#amerus#hetalia england#hetalia france#hws england#hws france#fruk#ukfr#hetalia x codename: kids next door#hws x cknd#hetalia au#they’re way too silly i needed to let it out okay#Alfred doesn’t wanna admit he kinda likes Ivan just a teeny weeny bit#Ivan is all over him he wants him to like him even just as friends#Francis and Arthur are totally like dating or smth but they dont know it yet#on and off relationship and they’re like barely in the 5th grade or smth dawg#they grow up to be that couple in school who’ve been dating for like years and air their laundry in the hallway#Alfred has internal homophobia he’s going thru it#WHY WAS THIS ON MATURE HELLO????#SORRY ABOUT THAT
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The worst part about playing rdr2 again is knowing who's going to die, how they're going to die, when they're going to die, and not be able to do a single thing about it
#sorry I'm just thinking about lenny and sean a lot#they're so full of life#sean is always cheering people up and talking about whatever nonsense he talks about#he fills the silence#lenny is always chirpy and keeping himself busy with reading but is always happy to talk#kieran too#he was always nice even when everyone was cruel to him or picking on him#he did chores and helped with the horses and did whatever he was told#and was grateful for it#nobody fucking noticed when he disappeared apart from mary beth#nobody got to mourn sean#but lenny and hosea both got what they wanted#they were buried with friends#I miss them so much its why I'm still on chapter two because everything's okay for now#micah is still in jail everyone's happy#its hard#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#mick squeaks#arthur morgan#lenny summers#sean macguire#kieran duffy#molly saying “I love you dutch” and getting a “thank you dear” in return makes my blood boil#oh molly
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I'm sorry to impose this impossible dilemma upon you all
#this is just for shits and giggles#cos i asked my friend this and she immediately questioned the narrative consequences. not only do they all need to live for destiny reasons#but also you can't kill marry nor fuck a single one without the other two coming for you. they'd interrogate you at best. kill you at worst#it's a difficult situation to navigate for sure. and I want to see your reasoning#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#gwen pendragon#mergwenthur#merthur#arwen#mergwen
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Arthur: I love Camelot more than I can say but, sometimes I feel I can hardly breathe everyone expects so much of me. Being here with you, I can be myself.
Gwen: I like that, you being yourself.
Arthur: Sometimes I dream of leaving Camelot.
Gwen: Really? Where would you go?
Arthur: I don't know. Somewhere where nobody knew who I was. I'd get some land and become a farmer.
Gwen, laughing: I can hardly see you toiling away in the fields all day.
Arthur: Obviously, I'd take Merlin with me. He can do all the hard work.
Gwen: I'm sure he'd love that.
#bro just wants a cottage life with merlin is that so much to ask for#“we could have been friends in another life”#i hope this happens but i fear this will end in tragedy#guinevere#idk her tags 😭#merlin#merlin bbc#bbc merlin#merthur#merlin x arthur#gwenthur#???#moss' madness#arwen
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peaky blinders — 4x06 created by steven knight
#showstopping cinematic excellence etc#tom hardy is phenomenal and i enjoyed his character and acting in general don't get me wrong!!#and what i'm about to say now is probably an unpopular opinion (since my opinions are always unpopular in every media) but...#see this could've been the closure of his character like everything has been set to this showdown#he tried to get arthur killed basically betrayed tommy#and when tommy outwitted luca alfie knew the jig is up that tommy is gonna be after his ass plus the skin cancer#like alfie wanted this...he wanted to die in his own terms and by tommy himself instead of either by the mafia or by cancer#he was already doomed!! but no they had to drag him out throughout the show...no one cheered no one clapped#he has overstayed his welcome on the show and i believe this is mostly because tom hardy is a fan fav and a good friend of steven knight#and just didn't have the same impact anymore#peaky blinders#cillian murphy#tommy shelby#pb text post
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listening to part 28 at school got me shellshocked soldier meme-ing again.
#JOHN'S DISTRAUGHT VOICE IM GOING TO RIP SOMEONE'S NAILS OFF#ajlskdjflaksjdflkjs#he doesn't just care about returning to the dark world again. he doesn't want to lose his only friend#i said thsi on discord but#the man with the midas touch who turned his yellow to gold#he can't lose that#UGH KAYNE I FUCKING HATE KAYNE#I NEED TO BASH HIS HEAD IN WITH A ROCK#lee speaks#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent 27#malevolent 28#john doe malevolent#arthur lester#malevolent spoilers#AND HIM REMEMBERING EVERYTHING FROM BEFORE HE GOT SENT TO THE DARK WORLD IS SO MUCH MORE HEARTBREAKING AFTER THE REVEAL#HE KEPT THOSE MEMORIES TREASURED#HE PROBABLY TURNED EVERY MINUTE OVER IN HIS MIND COUNTLESS TIMES#WISHING HED BEEN KINDER TO HIS FREIND MAYBE#WISHING HE COULDVE HELPED MORE#JSLKJFLSKJDFLKSJDFL
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okay so i have, like. a lot of msa doodles that i just haven't posted anywhere,, mostly of aus i've barely talked about, if at all,,, and like. i've mostly been waiting on posting some of them until i writes lil smth 'bout 'em,, since i have a habit of sharing art for aus and then never doing anything with them again,,, but like. haven't been in the mood to write for a while 👍. so i might as well share 'em now instead of letting them rot,, dkdjsks. so here's a peek at what goes on inside my mind!
(the last doodle was colored by sap @/pinesented my good friend sap)
#my art#mystery skulls animated#msa arthur#arthur kingsmen#msa lewis#lewis pepper#msa vivi#vivi yukino#msa mystery#yes that first drawing is a cinderella au. no i'm not elaborating.#also that lone mystery doodle isn't for an au. i just wanted to draw him.#msa body swap au#<- like three of these are for this au#sorry for not posting anything 'bout it since the comic; i ran out of energy 😔#still need to plan things out further before i feel comfy writing smth for it#also that second drawing is the first thing i ever made for this au. not too happy with it personally; but i figured i'd still share it!#also not too happy with how i did the fifth one either; tbh#was trying smth experimental w/ the style(friend was playing pm ttyd and i got inspired);; but uhh. could have gone better;; dmdndkd#also i made him orange instead of ourple. woops#beyond that tho it's fine
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i've been thinking a lot about teeth in the suckening. Arthur starts off with purposefully dulled teeth, meaning that he had to rely on Void to properly bite into whatever he'd hunted. when he gave up his appearance his teeth grew sharp and grotesque, preventing him from properly hiding behind the same facade as before.
Shilo's teeth resemble a classic vampire look with just sharpened canines, but he refuses to use them. he's disgusted by the idea of biting into someone; he feigns humanity by drinking from a cup and willfully ignoring that the blood is still from a person even if he doesn't have to use his teeth.
I think Emizel's teeth are the most interesting since every tooth in his mouth becomes serrated from the moment he becomes a kindred. he didn't make much effort to hide his vampiric abilities once he got them, but he couldn't even if he wanted to because his teeth made it obvious that he was no longer human. plus, edward removed all his teeth that one time, wasn't that cool.
there's no point i wanted to make here, these are simply my ramblings. i just think teeth are cool and that it's neat how they reflect aspects of their respective characters.
#jrwi#jrwi show#jrwi the suckening#the suckening#emizel tucker#shilo bathory#arthur bennett#emizels teeth are serrated like a sharks in my mind#and after losing his appearance stat i choose to believe that arthur has ridiculous saber teeth rather than whatever is technically canon#saber toothed arthur is so perfect to me because i want his teeth to be just as useless as they were when dull#shilo with perfect fangs that he's only even used while in a frenzy is crazy to me /pos#ugh i could elaborate so much more on everything but im tired so instead i won't#take my ramblings dear friends
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I absolutely adore all the relationships in malevolent, in their nature. They are all canonically platonic, but they are rooted in love and affection. I think that some people still believe that the word love is reserved only for romantic love, especially in media. So seeing the two main characters say that they love the other, that that love saved them, that they were willing to die for each other; who are so close (quite literally, as they share a body) that it's impossible to tell where one begins and where the other ends. Whose circumstances and experiences are so wildly specific and unique that it would be impossible to strictly define the nature of their relationship. Is their relationship perfect? Hell no, they have deeply hurt each other many times. Often they can't stand one another, but also can't stand being without one another. It's messy, it's complicated, but it's real. They try. And it doesn't really matter what their specific definition of love is - they simply love each other. And it just means so much to me, as an aroace person and as someone who has always valued all the friendships i have or have had in general. To see love between two people who have been through hell and back together not treated as just romantic love or as platonic love or whatever - but as simply love. It's their own. With all the beatiful and joyous and messy and painful aspects of it. To say it's just romantic or platonic takes away all the complexities and charm of it, just as is trying to strictly label a lot of the things in the show.
#i think john and arthur deserve to be called friends. they are friends and they love each other and those statements co-exist#maybe it's because i never truly understood where the line between romantic and platonic is. being aroace#so to see a bond like this is just so comforting to me#obviously nothing against people who ship the two! i think it works on every side. those who ship them and those who don't are both right.#simply because they love each other. and it's okay to give that love a label for fun i think#i knoww people have said this but i just really wanted to say this myself hahahaha#i may “ship” certain characters from time to time for fun. but deep down they will always be friends to me and that is beautiful#niko rambles#malevolent
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Hhhhhh do you ever think about how there's a high chance the reason why Oscar got attached to Arthur so quickly is because he was lonely.
#oscar malevolent#malevolent#malevolent podcast#I AM SO FUCKING SAD OVER THIS STUPID LITTLE PRIEST ITS CRAZY 😭#HAHA WHAT IF HE WAS LONELY AND DIDNT HAVE ANY FRIENDS THAT WERENT LIKE CHURCH ATTENDEES AND HE THOUGHT HE FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE HIS AGE#WHO'D UNDERSTAND HIM AND BE THERE FOR HIM AND OUGHHHH GOD NO LIKE YOU REALLY DO GET THE IMPRESSION HE THOUGHT HE'D GET TO SPEND MORE TIME#WITH ARTHUR AND WANTED THEM TO GET CLOSER AND THE WAY THEY CLICKED?? OUGH#blindfaith#<- but like vaguely#and also this post could be platonic or romangic or qp etc#txt#the fumble#alternatively oscars just a little devoted freak and i can get behind that
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arthur and morgana go undercover when they head out to help merlin in ealdor bc if word got back to cenred that camelot’s prince and her king’s ward came into essetir without permission or a heads up, it could start a war. so merlin rolls into ealdor with three mysterious friends to help against kanen and his men and the villagers immediately jump back on their Village Freak attacks. stones fly and insults are hurled and buckets of mud and manure are dumped on merlin who in turn gets into more fights and comes home with bloodied knuckles and a bloodied face. arthur, morgana, and gwen seething. idk merlin angst ig
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#morgana le fay#morgana pendragon#gwen#guinevere#merlin angst#s1e10 the moment of truth#ealdor#au#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#arthur seeing why merlin was so eager to protect morris from arthur and put him in his place#arthur seeing just how merlin is so good at dodging the govlets and pillows he throws at him as merlin dodges stones the village kids throw#im imaging merthur endgame if that isnt obvious#merthur#morgana getting angry on her friends behalf and wanting to go out and teach them a lesson#but merlin asks he not to so she stays put#gwen patching merlin up and growing softer with him which is crazy considering how already kind and caring gwen is#but she just melts and smiles at merlin and is his bestest friend ever
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Bbc Merlin but the entire series is a dnd campaign played by Arthur, Merlin, and their friends.
#arther wants to strangle Merlin for rolling nat 20 on his persuasion#Merlin’s watching everyone suffer#uther’s a shitty npc#morgana’s just there to make chaos#and make popcorn as merthur flirts#Lancelot’s that friend that visited once and loved it but couldn’t make it to the next few meetings#kilgarrah is the dungeon master#merthur#arthur and merlin#merlin emrys#merlin and arthur#merlin bbc#merlin#merlin x arthur#bbc merlin#merlin fic#bbc merthur#arthur pendragon#king arthur#dungeons and dragons#au prompt#dnd fanfic
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