#arthur is so WEIRD about it
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underrated aspect of prufra is arthur being a Menacing Offstage Presence
#i almost put this in my long post from earlier but it's so stupid it deserves its own#arthur is so WEIRD about it#fruk cheat on each other its whatever they always have they're polyamorous_chris_fleming.mp3#but something about this bothers arthur he can't put his finger on#he's approaching gilbert at diplomatic events full of fake jolly OH MISTER BELLSMITH GRAND THAT YOU'RE HERE SIR JUST GRAND#trying to get Details out of gilbert who just clams up and tries to excuse himself#or pick a fight but not in the way arthur wants#he's not picking a love rival fight it'll be about something really stupid and minor#gilbert's defense mechanism is Be Unpleasant#hws prussia#hws england#hws france#fruk#prufra
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I can’t be the only member of the unhealthily obsessed with gravity falls as a kid to unhealthily obsessed with malevolent as an adult pipeline
#yes these are some of the sketches that are old but I tricked you cause I did clean them up prior to posting#just so they like. make sense#the problem with these is that now I’m thinking about the implications and I’ve got like a whole au in my head#malevolent#my art#gravity falls#malevolent podcast#Arthur lester#John doe#dipper pines#kayne malevolent#bill cipher#anyway arthur and John circa season 2 get transported into the future and into Oregon and they wander into a shack in the woods with weird#signs looking for medical help because Arthur is once again fucking dying and dipper is like. yellow eyed BITCH oh wait no this is different#fuck what’s wrong with this British man
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You know, I don't think I'll ever get used to Dutch's constant two-faced behaviour.
One minute you're coming back to camp and then getting an earful from Dutch about not bringing in enough money, then the next minute he'll greet you and say how he missed you and asks what you've been up to as soon as you walk into camp.
On a bad day, you're the person who's going to betray Dutch in the end. Then on a good day, you're his favourite son who's always been special to him.
The camp gives Arthur grief for his 'moods' but the others didn't seem to comment on Dutch's camp behaviour in the same way, even in the early chapters.
#molly wanted to ask arthur about dutch but she kept getting interrupted#I came back from camp after getting jumped by lemoyne raiders and I was SOAKED in blood#and then dutch starts coming towards me so I'm thinking “ugh here we go” but I was surprised#he was actually interested in where arthur had been and if he found anything interesting#it was really funny#imagine your son disappearing for 3 weeks then coming back covered in blood and being all “hello son 👋 I missed you 😔 did you have fun?😊”#“it's weird country out there” so true arthur#mick squeaks#mick thinks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#red dead redemption community
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🗡️ Kirbtober 2024 Day 17: Galaxy (Soldier Army) 🗡️
(ID: Kirby: Right Back At Ya! fanart of the four Generals of the GSA, all floating and posing in a white void, their capes flared and armor gleaming. From top to bottom, Sir Arthur soars up with his sword held high, a determined expression behind his golden armor; Sir Dragato stylishly leaps to the side with his falchion held back, looking at the viewer with a confident wink; Sir Falspar jumps in excitement, pumping his fists and his sword in the air; and Sir Nonsurat hovers with his back to the viewer, glancing inscrutably over his shoulder as he wields his battle axe at an impractical - if cool-looking - downward angle. END ID.)
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#veins art#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#kirby right back at ya#sir arthur#sir dragato#sir falspar#sir nonsurat#galaxy soldier army#kirbtober#kirbtober 2024#day 17#galaxy#paintpanic#lookit these nerds#I don’t know *anything* about them but I do love them with my whole ribcage#cheers to fanon content for giving them life when canon only gave them like… 10 cumulative seconds of screen time#I dunno why but I love the little detail of Falspar being canonically left-handed - makes him feel unique from the others#these color palettes tho… stars help me#they’re just a mess of weird choices and the screenshots I have to pull from are so washed out T-T#made ‘em work tho. somehow#(stars above I’m tired)#eye contact tw#veinsfullofstars
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me and the guy i pulled by accidentally implying i like jazz music
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#kicking off my tumblr posting with a silly little comic i made!#billie bust up#bbu arthur#bbu aristotle#arthurstotle#robin’s art#robin’s follies#<- for my sillies. hows that for a good tag hehe#im such a sucker for arthurstotle#they’re so cute to me SORRY AGH#this is intended to take place pretty early in their relationship#this comic also kinda just. wrote itself. i drew the arthur ‘ya like jazz’ and it went from there!#dialogue might be a bit awkward because of that sorry haha#i dont think im that good a writer… but i try!!#i have fun and thats what matters#also good thing about posting this here#i got to correct a few of the mistakes in prev postings#like adding stotles eyelashes ( ik they dont have those in canon but i always draw him with those so. looks weird without em)#this gave me a headache after drawing it btw. their power is too strong!!!#anyhoo!#tags are fun i like rambling in them#i’ll leave things off here#buhbye!!! thanks for reading my thing hehe 💖#2023 art#comicfollies
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the other day i was explaining to my bf how i don't mind "genderbent" merlin art if it's not annoyingly heterosexual because she's transfem to me but "genderbent" arthur art just feels so very unrealistic. if he was born a girl he would just transition to be honest... people will try to do genderbending but "trans positive" by just saying it's lesbian merthur but then they're both conventionally feminine cis women and truly i don't think that works with their characters... merlin who defies every boundary and societal norm? arthur pendragon? arthur would never be a cis woman he would just transition sorry...
actually hold on. arthur is assumed to be a "tomboy" crossdresser and he pretty much only takes on the role of a princess when his father expects it. considered a harmless fancy. gets to the point where everyone even his knights call him prince arthur but as a "joke" because of how masculine he is. merlin gets assigned as the princess' maidservant and eventually arthur is like Merlin... you must understand... this isn't playing dress up, to me. this is who i am. and merlin's like Ohhh Okay. Lol. Me Too it's okay i get it. and then she walks away and it takes arthur days to realize that merlin was implying she's transfem
there's your yuri merthur if it was awesome and transgender. butch transmasc he/him lesbian arthur and genderfluid trans girl merlin. love wins!
#arthur's name remains the same because part of the magic seemed to imply they'd be having a boy and ygraine picked it#arthur jokes that his name was fate#he/her merlin is something that can be so very personal#or technically maybe she/him for this au?? i don't actually think she has a preference... she just chose to present as a woman when she cam#to camelot because she hadn't had the opportunity to socially transition etc growing up#i think arthur gets called the girl king rather than the boy king but its like gender affirming for him#also i want to note that i'm normal i don't think merlin is transfem because of the stupid ass joke about him being a crossdresser. that wa#stupid and weird and transmisogynistic. sigh. 2008 moment. i have other reasons but mostly it comes down to i like women and i thjnk merlin#has a yuri thing going on always. it's an alluring concept because nothing would crack your egg faster than magic disguises that change you#gender etc etc. there's a lot of interesting scenarios that could occur#my posts#transmisogyny mention#(in the tags i mean)#bbc merlin#merthur#🧵#also merlin doesn't wear dresses very often for a variety of reasons#they're saved for special occasions#generally she's just a Girl with her pixie cut and silly boots and ridiculous neckerchief#weirdest thing is people only making merlin feminine for fetishizing reasons (and we're Not talking forcefem girls 😞)#let's all come together and be normal
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bbc merlin - 02x06 Beauty and the Beast II
someone should give them a medal for being the most ridiculous people ever
#bbc merlin#02x06#for the love of god just hug#no need to be so weird about it#s2#merthur#merlin#arthur
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i’m sorry but watching Merlin as a preteen gave me the character trait to never take shit in the stupidest of situations but also take so much shit for something I did everything to prevent
#Bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#i just sometimes randomly think about them and obsess for an afternoon while dissociating#And they altered my brain chemistry before i even entered puberty#So no real damage but i was def a weird kid#So tusm bbc
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#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#my art#red dead redemption#my fics#equine art#i posted this during that weird post ban thing months back where like barely anything made it into the tags#didn't show up#so i deleted it and forgot about it lmao it's been months ah well#rdr
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i can't stop thinking how funny it would be if gareth's brothers did in fact recognise him and were just like 'well clearly he has his reasons so let's all be good big bros and pretend we don't know him' and then spend the next few weeks before he goes off on his quest pretending extremely badly that they have never ever met this kitchen boy before nope not at all even while other knights are looking at them and looking at gareth and going 'hmmm'
#gawain can't resist giving weird brotherly pep talks every time he passes him like 'keep up the good work kid! we're all rooting for you!'#and then turns to ragnelle to whisper loudly 'that was ok that was normal and convincing right' while she rolls her eyes#gaheris bumps into him in a corridor and startles like a deer and is like 'hahaha random kitchen boy i certainly have never met before what#fine weather we are having in these parts hahaha i shall be leaving now through the door over there good bye' and then#walks into a broom cupboard and has to awkwardly back out again while gareth stands there#holding a broom that he was just about to put back in the broom cupboard#agravaine nearly manages to pass by without incident while gareth is scrubbing floors but at the last second brotherly instinct takes over#and he kicks the bucket of suds over yelling 'you missed a spot dickwad!' before sprinting away#gareth is just 'wow my brothers are bigger freaks and weirdos than i remember i don't want to be associated with these losers'#meanwhile arthur is like 'kay can you please just tell them all that you know who he is because i cannot take this farce much longer'#kay: ... oh so now im not allowed to have fun am i? fucking tyrant
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“jarthur angst” this and “kayne doesn’t keep his promise” that. no. post s5 au where they’re all happy. john gets his own body and faroe is back and they’re happy and it works out. john and arthur start working as private detectives and they’re raising faroe together and everything is fine. do i have to write a fanfic because i’ll write a fanfic
#i have writer skills and i will use them for evil (wholesome fluff fic)#kayne is like#faroes weird uncle in this au#like she has her dad and her vaguely eldritch dad and her eldritch uncle#arthur can see in this au#because i said so#i’ll bring bella back#threat#they’ll be friends because they didn’t want to be married in the first place#bella’s weirded out but supportive of whatever john and arthur have going on#not because she thinks they’re gay in the 1930s or anything she wouldn’t care about that#it’s just that john seems vaguely Off and she can’t place it#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe malevolent#malevolent spoilers#kind of?#malevolent fluff fic
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finished the second draft of ~the jarthur smut fic~ and accidentally added another thousand words. it’s at 7.4k now. that’s 2k more than the fic it’s a follow up of. how did this happen
#IT JUST KEEPS GETTING LONGER IDK WHAT TO SAY#they’re just. such disasters and also so weird about each other#anyway just have the nitpicky stuff to edit now so hopefully not too much longer before i post it 🙏#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanfic#jarthur#private eyes#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#john doe#john malevolent#masked#writers on tumblr#crowe crows
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Arthur has had a lot of bad close encounters, like Sonny, but sometimes I think we don't talk enough about the whole Edmund Lowry Jr thing.
Arthur was stalked by an absolutely terrifying sadistic serial killer and led to his hideout via multiple mutilated bodies and cryptic clues placed across high traffic areas on the map.
If you choose to find Lowry in his hideout, you will see a gruesome display of many body parts and carcasses strung up like christmas decorations all over the place. Arthur will get knocked out by Lowry after venturing in further and tied to the ground, he will then threaten and taunt Arthur with a knife once he wakes up.
This all happens in the span of like five minutes, and how did Arthur escape? He had to throw a severed head that was on the ground next to him at Lowry. And if being stalked, knocked out, kidnapped, threatened, exposed to a gross display of mutilated bodies, tied up and examined like a piece of meat wasn't enough, Arthur had to save Sheriff Malloy from getting his face bitten off by that sick freak too.
I mean, holy fuck right?
The only justice was being able to shoot Lowry, but he had killed so many people and he took pride in that, shooting wasn't enough. Sadistic is honestly an understatement, it's shown through newspaper clippings in the hideout that he enjoyed toying with his victims for long periods of time before murdering them. An article by the missing poster for a woman named Eliza Bloom in his basement stated that he enjoys his victims like 'trophies' - And Arthur was scarily close to becoming another one of them.
Unsurprisingly, he didn't write about the encounter in much detail.
"Found the murderer, man named Edmund Lowry. Took him into the sheriff in Valentine after he nearly killed me. He jumped the sheriff. I killed him. Nasty bastard he was."
#arthur's writing is usually very minimal if it's about something that happened to him#or just vaguely written#but he was very passionate about how fucked up that guy was#it's so fascinating#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#mick squeaks#arthur morgan#john marston#edmund lowry jr rdr2#red dead redemption community#red dead redemption 2 spoilers#kind of?#cw gore mention#cw murder#not sure what others to add but just to be safe#cw mutilation#arthur will write paragraphs about weird people he's met or weird encounters but if it's about him? it's always minimal#poor guy#mick thinks#mick rants#micks pics
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I can’t tell if I’m exhausted or just plain flabbergasted as to why people keep saying romantic jarthur is pro ship. And then keep acting like you’re in some exclusive and oppressed group because you’re pro ship or even because you ship ‘em romantically
Like I’m genuinely confused.
Is it because of all the people saying Arthur is arospec? (in which case I do not respect you at all) Is it because John is an eldritch god and Arthur is just a human? (Because if that’s the reason did you listen to the fucking podcast) homie you’re not special I’m pretty sure half the fandom sees them as romantic, this quite genuinely is not a pro ship
Like personally I’m not a fan of it but like that’s because I choose- note, CHOOSE— To see them as queer platonic.
#I personally do not fw proshippers at all#mainly because they’re so damn annoying about the gross stuff#it’s one thing to ‘ship’ a gross pairing because you’re exploring it with nuance/exploring HOW fucked up it is#but usually proshippers genuinely just think that their weird ass ships are cute and they’ve removed the context from them#and in this specific case it’s just laughable because John and Arthur being romantic#is a valid interpretation of their relationship. it’s just up to preference#malevolent#malevolent podcast#jarthur#if anyone can actually tell me why it’s considered a pro ship then I’ll listen. I sure as shit won’t agree I just want to see why.
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john absentmindedly holding arthur's other hand after he gets control of arthur's left arm . caressing his cheek and shit . you agree
#morning broadcast#thwy make me insane but im not far enough into the podcast to analyze them so i just have to rotate them in my mind#arthur voice why do you keep doing that .the hand holding thing . its weird#joinh voice the what . im not doing anything i dont do that . what are you talking about *he is actively doing it while syaing this*
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No one:
Me: can we talk about gaius and uther for a minute. like I do think their dynamic is meant to echo the dynamic of merlin and uther in the original Arthurian texts. like. guys who have made each other sooo much worse. one of them being complicit in the horrors tm but they are too codependent to break up so they just wallow in their guilt while the other spirals into tyranny. (did I just use ‘codependent’ and ‘break up’ in ref to uther and gaius. yes)
I don't know much about og uther and merlin but that's a fascinating thought. do you think it was intentional? probably not. but I love when you can perceive some flavour of the original arthurian texts in bbc merlin's characters/dynamics
#nell may i say. it's so funny to me when you interact with my dumb bbc merlin posts like#what are you doing in my inbox? you're an academic#but I do know your origin story.#its funny you're making me think about young merlin again because I was thinking about him only yesterday#I mean bbc baby merlin but still#i literally wrote a tiny bit about it too. literally just two paragraphs which i dont think are going anywhere. maybe i'll post it idk#baby merlin. fatherless and weird and off-putting#and lonely#the devil's child. maybe#so many feelings about him!!#i was going to make a post once. about nods to arthurian texts in bbc merlin#or even things that aren't nods but could be interpreted as such#like. the false guinevere plot#or arthur fighting magical creatures. idk. because that's what he was doing at first before he started fighting saxons#idk maybe this only makes sense to me. i didn't write it in the end. it doesn't matter#anyway yeah uther and gaius. what's going on between them. fascinating#it's like i always say who cares about merlin s6#merlin prequel! if anything#asks
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