#aro c!quackity

[cryingtulips]

loveless thoughts

Arospec c!Tnt duo || wc: 1,486 || can be seen as qpr or something else

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“I don’t think I’m meant for romance,” Quackity whispers one night. “I think I’m too broken for it.” If there’s one thing Quackity has learned, he is not meant for soft things. After everything he’s been through, he is hardened, he is bitter, and he is selfish. “I don’t think I even know what love is.”

Wilbur shifts from his spot on the couch, head bumping into Quackity’s legs. They’ve been doing this lately, sleeping over at Quackity’s. At first, Wilbur said it was because it was too cold in his van, but Quackity knows it's because he gets lonely.

It's obvious with the way Wilbur clings to people, even when he “hates” them. Except Wilbur, as far as Quackity knows, has never hated him. Jealous? Maybe. Quackity can’t tell what goes on Wilbur’s head, but he’s certain Wilbur doesn’t hate him– not when he holds him and helps ground Quackity through nerve pains, not when he asks how Quackity’s day has been while making dinner, or when they spend the afternoon drinking bitter wine and then sleeping comfortably in Quackity’s bed.

He’s not sure what they would call their relationship, but Quackity knows it's not based on hate.

“What do you mean?” Wilbur asks, lifting his head to gaze into Quackity’s eyes, reassuring Quackity that his worries, his concerns and thoughts were being listened to. Were being valued. 

Quackity hums. “Well, I’m not really sure? It feels like with everything that's happened to me, I think... I feel like I keep fucking up. Either I get assholes of husbands or I mess up with the best people I have ever met.”

“Well, that can’t be completely true, can it?”  Wilbur inquires. “What about you with Karl and Sapnap? You must have been doing something right, if you three were engaged."

“That’s just the thing,” Quackity starts for the rings that used to sit on his neck, freezing as he remembers he threw them away the day Karl blamed him for a death that wasn’t his fault and Sapnap didn’t bother defending him, not when it meant choosing him over Karl. 

He feels Wilbur grab his hand, and he breathes in as scared fingers massage his own, the rising tension leaving his body with a sigh. “I feel like I didn’t belong with them. Sure, I knew they loved me, and I loved them back, but it felt like an act. And at first I thought, hey, maybe it's because of Schlatt. Maybe he fucked my capability for romance so much I’m incapable of recognizing it. But—”

“But,” Wilbur continues, “no matter how much you try to understand, or to fit in with what others think love is, it feels fake. And you end up feeling like a puppet trying to pretend you’re normal. But others know. They always end up knowing.”

Quackity stares at their hands, connected despite the abnormalities of their relationship. “Yeah,” he says softly. “Something like that.”

“Have you ever considered you might be loveless, Quackity?”

“What?” Quackity stares at Wilbur. “What the fuck is loveless?”

“What we just described,” Wilbur chuckles “It’s not a bad thing, you know. To be loveless.”

Quackity looked back to their hands, and thought about Wilbur’s words, his understanding of what Quackity was describing. “Is that what you are?”

“Yup. A shame I didn’t realize sooner too, probably could’ve saved some headaches,” he chuckled, but there was a lack of warmth to it. Quackity, as he learned pressure helps ground Wilbur to the present, wrapped his arms around the brunette. The taller man, in contrast to the firm stature he was always projecting, was always quick to curl up in Quackity’s arm, squeezing just as tightly.

Tapping his fingers on Wilbur’s arm, Quackity asked, “Do you mind explaining your experience with it. I don’t know if I’m…that. But I wouldn’t mind trying to understand it.”

“No need to treat it like a curse,” Wilbur teased with the roll of his eyes as he shifted to get more comfortable. “Growing up, I’ve never understood the premise of love. All my life I’ve struggled feeling like an actor, not sure how much of that is an issue with me or because of who my parents are. And yes, I care for others, and I love them, but it’s more like I love the idea of them. And I know that sounds awful, but it’s true. ”

“I’ve tried to love others like normal, that’s how I ended up with Fundy,” Wilbur whispers, like it’s something he’s never admitted before. “And look how that ended up.”

Quackity stays quiet, until, “You said being loveless can be a good thing.”

Wilbur blinks, “Huh?”

“You said it’s a good thing, but you haven’t mentioned anything good.”

“Oh,” Wilbur said. “Sorry, guess I got caught up in my memories.” 

He stared at the ceiling, getting his thoughts in order this time. “Maybe I should have prefaced,” Wilbur starts, “That being loveless is very complicated, and depending on your experience, your reasoning for being loveless may be completely different from mine.”

Quackity asks, “And your reasoning?”

“As a result of my autism, I’ve always felt disconnected from the normal portrayal of love. I show my affection differently, and the intensity of my attachments have labeled me as...well, a villain,” Wilbur explains. “Being loveless means I don’t need to justify my existence for the comfort of others who will never like me, especially those that will only judge me for…for my death. I don’t need to justify my disconnect,” Wilbur smiles.

”Being loveless means I don’t need to explain or prove my humanity to others.”

Quackity stays silent, processing the information, before asking, “How can you call yourself loveless and say you feel deep attachments within the same sentence? Doesn’t that contradict the whole thing?”

Wilbur hums, struggling to explain. “Not really, because attachments, caring for others, and the concept of love are separate things. Or at least they are to me. I know this server doesn’t have the best examples of this, but it’s true.”

“Then what is an example?”

“Us,” Wilbur says simply, like it was always destined to be Wilbur and Quackity, yin and yang in everything including how they feel about each other. “We don’t have any romantic attraction to each other, but that doesn’t stop me from cooking you dinner, or you checking up on me. It doesn’t stop us from caring about each other’s well being. But that’s just it, it’s care. A mutual understanding of our struggles and the knowledge we can help. To me, that’s not love, it's compassion.”

Wilbur continues, “We will never love each other, we’re just incapable of it. Or at least, I am. But I don’t want to see you in pain, and I want you to be happy in life. I don’t want to start calling each other sweethearts, I don’t want to kiss, and I don’t want to be your partner. I’m not concerned for you because I’m hoping one day we will be partners, that’s just— I’m not capable of loving others that way. And I don’t want to define each other in such a way.”

“Then why do you care for me?” Quackity asks, “Why care for anyone?”

Wilbur starts to tap his finger against his legs, and Quackity has to fight the urge to curl his hands around them. “I’m not sure how to explain. I’m not obliged to care for you, but I do. I like to think that matters, at the end of the day. Choosing to care, choosing to take care of others, regardless of loving them or not.”

“I see,” Quackity pursues his lips, struggling to understand.

There’s definitely some aspects of loveless that he resonates with, such as not wanting to define himself around the concept of love, or wanting to justify how he or others act because of it. But there’s also aspects that he doesn’t understand, and he understands that this is simply because his relationship and experience with the concept of love is completely different from Wilbur. Acknowledging this doesn’t help, however, and it causes a sense of doubt if loveless fits. Maybe he’s not broken, but different in a way not even aromanticism can explain. 

He comes back to the feeling of gentle hands in his feathers, and a warm body weighing him back to reality. Wilbur’s words echo back to him, that he cares not for the expectation of Quackity giving something back, but because he simply wants Quackity to be ok. Compassion, not love and not out of obligation, but want.

Quackity leans his head onto Wilbur’s.  At the end of the day it doesn’t really matter if Quackity is loveless, only if it helps him feel less alone, maybe a bit more understood, as it has for WIlbur. Maybe there’s a community out there, of people like him and Wilbur, just waiting to be seen.

[writing-oof]

Karl and His Time-Twisted Fiances

In Karl's defense, he's never actually babysat before.

TW: Memory Loss, Miscommunication

"There is nothing you could take that I have not already lost."

Karl sighs, trying not to roll his eyes. It's a time of great distress for the toddler that is meant to be his fiance, he's sure.

"I can get you another cookie later," he promises and the teenage Quackity in the corner sneers, "Dramatic much?"

Four-year-old Sapnap sniffles.

Karl doesn't have a lot of patience for the seventeen-year-old version of his love, the one of two who should know better.

If he didn't know better, he'd almost say Quackity was feeling jealous.

Gods, this would be eons easier if neither remembered anything. As it is, they understand what's happening, but only to the extent their current age allows.

The little Sapnap had tearfully cried "fiances" over and over again, more than happy to have Quackity and Karl in the same room together for more than a minute.

Quackity, unfortunately, doesn't hold the same childish forgiveness. He glares at Karl like he's a villain and occasionally snaps at the toddler like he deserves to be yelled at before he can properly ride a bike.

"Please be nice to him," Karl says for the fourth time, "He's just a baby."

"No' baby," the baby complains, " Fia'ce ."

"I didn't agree to marry a baby," Quackity says dryly.

Sapnap sniffles. "No' marry?"

Tearily, he stares at Quackity like he's just said the world was ending.

"Of course I'm not marrying a baby ," Quackity says, "And grown-up you left me , so you can count me out on that one too."

"Left you?" Karl asks, says, "We didn't leave you, Quackity. You left us to go start Las Nevadas."

"You," he spits, "left me to go make your perfect little Kinoko Kingdom with Sapnap."

"We invited you," Karl says, eyes wide, "Quackity, I invited you."

"No, Karl," Quackity seethes, "You didn't ."

"I didn't?" Karl asks, something like horror in his throat. Gods, no wonder Quackity hated him.

"What?" Quackity asks, "Did you forget me?"

Karl inhales sharply.

He wouldn't, he wouldn't . And, yet, all of the evidence is here in front of him.

"Kar'?"

Little Sapnap is watching him, eyes wide and awfully concerned for a four-year-old. He shakes, knows that he's falling into familiar and forgotten pieces of himself.

"You actually forgot me," Quackity breathes disbelievingly. Tears well up in Karl's eyes.

"Forgettin' lots," baby Sapnap says quietly.

"Yeah?" Quackity asks, hurt and confused and angry, "Forgetting you ?"

"Think so," little Sapnap admits and Karl jolts.

"No," he swears, lies, "I didn't forget either of you, I won't ."

"It sounds like you already did," Quackity says, a little dead-sounding.

Baby Sapnap bites his lip. "Sick?" he asks tentatively.

Karl breathes.

"Sometimes," he admits, "Yeah. Sometimes."

Quackity purses his lips. "Why didn't you say something?"

"I can't," Karl says. He doesn't want to give them false hope. "Quackity, I can't . Don't ask me to, please, please, please don't ask me to."

"You don't trust us," Quackity accuses.

"No," Karl denies, "They won't let me--"

He shuts his mouth with a click, jaw snapping closed when his mind catches up with his mouth.

"Le'?" Baby Sapnap asks worriedly.

"It's not a big deal," Karl tries.

"You're forgetting your own fiance," Quackity points out. Fiance, singular. Karl tries to push the hurt down.

"Fia'ces," Sapnap says, stressing the plurality of the word.

"Right," Quackity agrees easily, "The point stands. If someone's hurting you, we can protect you."

"You can't fight this," Karl says tiredly, "Neither can I. Please don't push this."

Quackity sighs. "I'll leave it alone for now."

He bites his lip and his feathers ruffle slightly behind him. "You forgot to invite me to Kinoko Kingdom."

Karl nods. "I swear I thought I told you."

Sapnap sniffles, reminding them that he is literally unable to keep the pace of this conversation.

[dotts-inkings]

@aro-as-in-straight-as-a how could you say such a thing. Anyways have a c!quackity o'hare for your troubles + revivebur onceler

References

[antimony-medusa]

Well I ran this for Phil so OBVIOUSLY I gotta do this for the other half of Emduo

So the camera moves to a large pigman who looks at us anxiously. Listing LGBTQIA+ headcanons that I've seen before:

[itslouisan]

Time to have C!Techno headcannons!!!

Heyo, seems like finally I reached my 2nd favorite cc ever! I think techno's character is REALLY interesting, with great writing and details and I can definitely add some hc of my own in there, so without further ado, let's go!

(btw @syndicatedsystem you might like some of my headcannons involving Jschlatt and Techno I talk about here so yeah! Also feel free to discuss em' with me or make asks abt it, hell your blog inspires me a lot)

(I lost the name of the artist if anyone knows please tell me)

• Techno has some braids in his hair, the longer, the more he values the person

Longest: Philza, it's braided with gold details

2nd longest: Ranboo, has a amethyst crystal for purple

Mid-term: Wilbur, he braided it in consideration of a battle friend and some good times with Will, he doesn't hate or likes Wilbur, but still can't deny they do have a connection

Shortest: Tommy.

• Techno prepared a space in the cabin for Tommy in case some day, his demons and the hell he was looking for, finally was found, he'd welcome Tommy with open arms, since he'd view that the kid suffered enough and had the time to change and face any consequences he'd need to face, the space is safe, always available, but, he'd never tell Tommy that, he keeps it hidden, he's not ready to be vulnerable to the demon child again and openly say Tommy could count on him, not until Tommy makes the first step.

• Keeps the pickaxe that blinded Quackity as a trophy, this and keeps all weapons from powerful enemies with him as a reminder of a great battle he won once again

• Likes to write poetry about people and events, he'd never give them to the person, but keep it in a dusty small box in his room in the attic of the cabin

• OKAY, LET'S ALL AGREE TECHNO IS ARO/ACE? GOOD.

• Techno was friends with Jschlatt before everything went to hell, they liked to talk about random bs while watching the fire crack at night and drink some cheap booze for Jschlatt and coffee for Techno

• I view Techno also having some boar traits, so yeah territorial as FUCK don't mess with his stuff or house, also he chases pray like crazy and can eat almost anything without a problem due to that

• Doesn't CARE for alcohol, just doesn't like the idea of having a hangover afterwards since he'd be unable to fight the next day

• Would gossip with Jschlatt, Tommy and the syndicate like, ABOUT EVERYTHING, I imagine him and Jschlatt favorite hobby is shit talking people they hate

• Techno being aro/ace also means if you flirt with him, he'll just stare at your soul and bully the shit out of you, sometimes calls Phil and/or Jschlatt to roast the shit out of the person, also WILL defend himself from any creeps and defend his friends from ANY strange people since for him touch is STRICTLY a death sentence and something that takes time

• Techno smokes when stressed or in the syndicate room, making Phil always carry an extra lighter for him just in case, the 2 used to be smoking buddies before Phil quit when he adopted Chayanne and Tallulah

• Techno in the QSMP is an entity, a god watching above everyone but never leaving Phil side and the eggs side, sometimes he'd talk to Tallulah directly, or influence Phil like a voice in his head to do the right thing in his vision or appear to Chayanne in his dreams to have a chat

• Can and will drink blood from the enemies

• Loves to talk about skulls and anatomy of the body in general, a dark fact, due to respect to Jschlatt, after he died (not considering revival, I view revival as either the decomposed body coming back to life in a LESS but STILL fucked up state or a kind of new body that is the users body in the afterlife coming to the alive realm, if you guys want, I can make a post about this) picked and kept Jschlatt sheep skull, with horns and everything

(art by sadist)

• Would talk about historical wars and battles with his own analysis and commentaries on it, making a great history teacher

• totally collects greek mythology stuff, books, items, anything.

• Has a couple of tattoos but one that is pretty badass is a wither skull with red smoke on his ribs in the right, a tattoo of a emerald in the inside of his left wrist, a tattoo of a squid with a fork on it's head in reference to the potato war on his right wrist really tiny and "everything starts with blood" and "the voices demand blood" written in his tights

• My boy 100% has piercings due to piglin culture, around 75% of them being made of gold

[thatoneidiort]

aro c!quackity where he feels like he one gets to be close and feel companionship with people if he’s dating them (c!karlnapity and arguably c!schlakity), but after c!slime, with barely any concept of heteronormative and allonormative and him talk and he asks ‘what are we?’ c!slime just goes ‘two humans who love eachother’ and wuackity goes ‘no like, are we boyfriends?’ and after slime asks him to explain (he just doesnt know) quackity realizes he feels no connection any traditional ideas of love or romance and goes silent slime just goes ‘why do we have to call ourselves anything’ and wuackity is at peace with it

Fucken luv this. I CHOSE THIS ONE

Im making this a comic soneday

[quackity1999]

ANONYMOUS ASSUMPTIONS!!!!

you are one of them neurodivergents..... this is a dsmp ask blog in 2024. + i think you would be aromantic but maybe not. i sense the vibes. + battler of procrastination. i feel you are very very weirdly productive. idk why

.....thats all i got. in general you are a GREAT c!quackity writer, i love your stances on romance during the LN arc and dapduo! PS. tntduo fixation here, i would love to hear your opinions on them =3

[ OOC: is it. insane to say i lowk confirmed i was aro because of this blog. kill me. now. B.ye

ALSO regarding tntduo. ughhhhh theyre fucked up and evil. i myself am not a major tntduoer but i know for a fact they are constantly selfish + do majority of things for their own means to an end. wilbur might do his best to seem selfless and whimsical and whatever the fuck, and quackity might be stubborn and never minces his words, but they. idk they have a whole game going on constantly. they're always at odds. they push and pull and never fucking get anywhere unless one party is left unsatisfied. and that is partially why theyre So good. wilbur is utterly tantalised by quackity's ability to be so . soooooo. everything he isnt almost. quackity feels little, wilbur feels nearly too much esp after revival. quackity rejects wilbur like its nothing and yet thats what wilbur's hooked by. ykykyykkyk. quackity refuses to be second place yet wilbur treats him as that while seeing q as first— and possibly hating it. correct me if im wrong i havent gone into tntduo fully for a while BUUUUT yeah :3 thoughts to be thunked!!!!!! ]

[applespider]

Reading c!Quackity as arospec is one of the most fascinating things ever. He already has such a complicated relationship with romance so weaving aromanticism into it creates such an utterly fascinating depiction of it. Like aaaaaa. Thank you q!Q for being so fucking aro coded that you put this thought into my brain.

Like c!Q runs into romance as quickly as q!Q does but unlike q!Q he isn’t really able to dwell on his feelings on romance alone. It becomes so intertwined with his history of abuse, his desire to be wanted, his desperation to make something Last. He is never given the chance to explore the intricacies of his romantic attraction because so quickly romance stops being just about romance for him and that sets up such an interesting premise for an arospec character. Like, I experience infatuation but, as I discovered through romantic exploits, that ends up not equating romantic feelings for me.

If we’re looking as c!Q like this, he may be in a similar situation but his life goes sideways so quickly there is no room to figure that out. Romance and love are fused for him in his deeply toxic relationship with Schlatt. He gets very quickly into his relationship with Karl and Sapnap and that desire to be wanted, that fear of abandonment remains. He, due to his experiences and psyche, can’t truly experiment (for lack of a better word) with his own feelings. The incredible psychological pressure that surrounds him in each relationship (from within or without) means it’s really not on his list of priorities.

I don’t necessarily headcannon c!Q arospec the way I do q!Q, but toying with the idea is absolutely fascinating and adds to the themes of romance and love in general found in his character and I think that’s neat.

[hispanicmcytsexymen]

ok so you guys can submit your lgbtq ships/people on the good ol askbox now (ace/aro/aspec people are more than welcome here!!! and yes, trans cubitos or canon lgbt cubitos who get absolutely no bitches will forever be welcome too!)

REMINDER: THIS IS A HISPANIC TOURNAMENT, I will allow ships that have 1 hispanic person (or more) and also have someone from another community! (ex: fooligetta is allowed bc vegetta is spaniard, tntduo is allowed bc quackity is mexican, shadouckity is also allowed despite shadoune being, sadly, french. c!beeduo isnt allowed because one is british, the other american (also theyre dead LOL)

the 'fuck you' list is the same as last tournament, so no dteam, auron, biyin, dalas and just shitty people in general, this is a tournament about CHARACTERS (SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE IS WEIRD) but still, no weirdos allowed in submissions

also this isnt a canon event, so like, no matter who wins, goku and quackity are still our only main winners anyway have fun lol

[cryingtulips]

cut open my heart, a c!Quackity poem about being loveless aro

Written for @mcyt-aro-week: day 2 (loveless)

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

c!tntduo but c!wilbur is aro and c!quackity is ace and they’re in a qpr also c!quackity is transfem

[denkilightning]

some of yall clowns: c! george isnt a part of c! karlnapity!!!! its fucking weird to make any romantic connection between them!!!! >:((

c! karl wanting to live in the same house as c! george, c! quackity asking george if they loved him (heavily implied to be romantic) and george nodding yes, c! karl losing a canon life for c! george, c! sapnap and c! karl literally giving c! george head, c! george telling c! quackity theres no way someone cant love him, c! quackity wanting to propose to c! george and making them a part of las nevadas in the initial plan along his fiances: 👁️👄👁️

[yourfavouritetragedy]

The handwriting is not quite what I hoped it would be (tbh I wasn't trying very hard b/c readability and not wanting to start over) and the love letter might not be the best (idk I'm aro and haven't read much romance; no idea what's appropriate), but here's what I did for Anonymous gifts/letters!

(I started drawing something for Elections and will tag that when I post, but this is the only prompt I'll properly do.)

Oh, I almost forgot: I'm planning a whole fic with c!wilbur and c!quackity courting AU where nothing goes wrong, so context for the letter is that Quackity is in Wilbur's cabinet.

transcription under the cut:

Dear Quackity,

I find myself paying more and more excess attention to you daily. I didn’t mean to become enthralled by you, but here I am, in a rather embarrassing spat of infatuation with you, fascinated with your every aspect. — But please do not think the embarrassment stems from you being the subject of said affection — no, I simply am in possession of a weak and feeble heart that takes all feelings on too harsh and was not expecting to care so much such suddenly. I hope you’ll forgive my cowardice in writing this letter anonymously. I make no request for you to not seek me out; I’m merely afraid to tell you up front.

But I lose myself: this letter is to describe my affection to you, as I think if I go another day without making you aware that your laugh is the prettiest thing in all the world and I would launch a thousand ships for your face, I will simply perish. Your wit is the light of my life; I spend my meetings eagerly awaiting your next quippish insight. You remind me who I am and why I do this… thank you.

I don’t care how long I live: you will always be the most stunning thing I’ve ever seen. Surely you’ve noticed by now, how I can’t keep my eyes off of you. Surely you’ve noticed how my brain turns off when you speak to me, or maybe you just always have thought I’m a fool — I can assure you that I normally am quite eloquent — it’s in your presence that I fall apart. Your eyes seem to know the secrets of the sun, and your skin too, to glow like that. Or perhaps your eyes are like oceans of endless depths. I have always wanted to die by drowning. You hide your hair behind a beanie, and what I would give for the privilege of its sight. If only you’d notice me the way I take note of you. I wish I could take you out to an empty field at night. I would stare at the stars reflected in your eyes, but despite all their brilliance, none would parallel you. And were I to be granted the privilege of touching you, I would likely burn through to bone. You are a painting winking at me from across a gallery banister, begging to be stolen & studied. Oh, that sounded a bit wrong; please allow me to apologize. And while I’m at it, apologize for this entire unsolicited letter. You may burn it if it displeases you. I have spent far too long thinking of what I’d like to say to you, & here I’ve gone & filled this page with nonsense.

I’m sure the world will one day run out of ways to describe love, but it won’t be on my account. You inspire me — I have been dedicating song fragments to you, carefully crafting one that would please you. Oh, the differences between us are too vast for a relationship to work out, but I simply must tell you how beautiful you are.

Yours truly,

A Secret Admirer

[cao-tick]

Medusa!Techno if you like him. (Sorry I'm brain rot with him.)

Moth!Tommy if you fav is him. Don't let him eat clothes.

Bee!Tubbo if he makes you more happy. Give him a little flower for happiness (poppy is his fav)

Ranboo with Michael if you're a fan of him. Let them play with sock puppets.

Puffy dancing with Niki if you want some two people request.

Phil with the wings spread for some difficulty.

Little blop Dream being crushed for the memes.

George sleeping with mushrooms houses (blop Dream lives there) for some peace.

Sam being a creeper if you want some development in character design. +10 point if you put a raccoon in the drawing.

If you don't mind c!Wilbur, make some zombie! Wilbur for the Halloween season

Small Foolish in a big construction for some architecture practice

Give Eret all the jewellery you can think of or give Jschlatt a gun.

Quackity is tricky, make him play pocker with Charlie. For some reason, Charlie is in a crystal bottle.

Jack may be of your liking so don't be a coward and make 3 expressions for him, +60 points if you make a body expression

Bored yet? Let's do some painting! Get purple shades only and make some Purpled drawings. +60 points if you use the complementary color of purple also.

If you want to become invested, let's do some egg collection:

Hannah with his fairy wings :D Give her a pretty rose for +30 points

Skeppy with red or blue crystals, you choose. +70 points if you make this one in two and put Bad in the sketch.

Puffy was here +20 points if you draw her again.

Get the cat a little egg to play with, draw a little Cat!Antfrost

Let's not forget Punz and Ponk, make a ship of this <3 (or just best friends chilling in a lava pool they may kiss—)

For a little more points choose a character and draw them possessed with the egg. +50 points

With these done, let's do the shipping (choose a romantic pose of your choice and a ship)

For difficulty, draw the poly (Karl, Sapnap and Quackity)

For the most canon, draw Kristin and Philza.

For the most toxic, choose between Cigarette duo and Tnt duo.

For the aro, draw Techno with a potato

For the tragic, Tubbo with GhostBoo.

For the divorce, get Skeppy to swear when Bad is near.

The lesbians are here again, get Niki a pair.

For the gays, draw some Tommy saying "are you two kissing?"

Now,

Let's not forget the silent type, make Callahan say something with the deaf lenguaje.

If you want to learn more languages, get Spanish Duolingo and draw Mexican Dream swearing.

For the extras choose an NPC to draw: spider Shroud, cat Enderchest,cat Enderpearl, cat Jjjjjjjjeffrey, polarbear Steve,horse Carl, Enderman Edward, fox Mushroom or The pigling Michael. You can mix if you're having trouble choosing and make them play with each other.

Almost done, give yourself in with the furries and do some Fundy fanart! Small baby fox fishing.

For a last spark of luck, choose a god to make an offer (XD, Prime, Kristine or Drista). So you may not have an art block anymore.

Dsmp art recquests anyone? I have hit art block ;(

[painless-innit-colourful]

Hello. My name is Crim, and welcome to my talk on the subject: ‘It’s My Interpretation of Canon and I Get To Decide What’s... Canon’. Today’s focus: c!Tommy is on the Arospec. Now I know what you’re thinking - Tommy is the token cishet in a friend group of not-cishets. And while that is a funny dynamic, and yeah, he really plays up the being-into-women-thing, let me introduce you to: Doing It For the Bit.

(To take a slight anecdotal detour...) When I was 11/12, I was super naïve. All my friends knew all these s*x jokes, and I barely knew what a swear word was. It became my defining 2D character trait/part of the friend group dynamic: the innocent little (read: short) baby. As time went by, I learnt the naughty funnies, as you would expect of anyone with internet access. I understood the 69s and the lewd gestures, however, perhaps due to some insecurity on my part, I pretended I still didn’t. I kept up this act where I still didn’t know s*x jokes, and would continue to ask my friends what their jokes meant so they could get a laugh out of my supposed innocence and refuse to ruin it. This went on for a least a year, and eventually I think I dropped it because I realised my friends would still like me if I knew dirty jokes.

To bring this back to c!Tommy, my headcanon goes that Tommy is aromantic of some description (maybe he knows it, maybe he doesn’t), but he still makes jokes about loving women, and does the bits with his fake girlfriends and ‘wife haver’ and the snapchat girlfriends and the like, because that entertains his friends, and it’s how he’s always been, so he might as well keep it up, right?

(No, there would not be any internalised aro-phobia involved at all, what are you talking about. He’s just pretending to be ‘normal’ for the bit, whaaaat?)

As well as this (actually the whole reason I made this post) was another post about Tommy not knowing what kissing is and mistaking Ranboo & Tubbo and Quackity & Wilbur kissing. I don’t know about anyone else, but that smacks of ‘doesn’t care about romance to want to know’ to me.

So there you have it. c!Tommy on the arospec. Happy Pride.

[ramberjambers]

since a lot of people liked my ace c!tommy post, i decided to share a few other sexuality/gender identity headcanons i have for dsmp characters

tommy:

asexual

trans (ftm)

tubbo:

gay

he/they <3

ranboo:

demiromantic

either exclusively he/him, they/them, or a neo pronoun user

purpled:

aro/ace

wilbur:

on the ace spectrum, biromantic

trans (ftm), sometimes hc him as an it/itself pronoun user

ghostbur:

asexual, biromantic

they/them (no i am not projecting hush)

techno:

aro/ace who wears a wedding ring he made for himself specifically to ward off pursuers

phil:

pansexual

niki:

bisexual (though that’s just canon)

she/they, trans (mtf)

punz:

human triple a battery

by that i mean aro/ace/agender (so happy agender punz is canon btw)

george:

aromantic, allosexual

dream:

pansexual

he/xe, trans (ftm)

XD:

georgesexual, georgeromantic

xe/xem or voi/void

sapnap:

bisexual

trans (ftm)

quackity:

asexual

karl:

pansexual

he/they/neo pronoun user

fundy:

gay

trans (ftm) (also canon)

schlatt:

aromantic

sally:

bisexual

trans (mtf)

friend:

he/they