#ariel imagine

[fandomnerd9602]

Ariel: if only I could view a little more of the surface world

Y/N swims by in their scuba gear...

Y/N: hello there

Ariel:

Y/N: you're beautiful

Ariel blushes and Y/N swims away...

Ariel quickly swims after them...

[multifandomsimagine]

Imagine helping Ariel sneak out of the castle

Swimming across the castle's courtyard, you had made it halfway when the sound of voices growing nearer to your location made you pause. Spotting a flash of gold, your eyes widened in worry as you realized they were the royal guards. You rapidly made your way to a nearby column and hid behind it. Holding your breath, your fingers grasped onto the ridges of the pillar as you listened to the guards' chatter as they made their way across the courtyard, hoping they wouldn't spot you.

Waiting for a beat to make sure the guards were gone, you moved away from the pillar and continued your mission. With a smile, you swam up from the courtyard to the tower spiral where you knew Ariel's bedroom resided. Swimming alongside the outside of the tower wall, you counted each window you passed by till you reached the fifth one. Waiting outside it, you carefully peeked inside, wanting to make sure that Julia, the matronly arthropod, wasn't inside cleaning the room. Instead, you only saw the neatly made clamshell bed with Ariel lying on top of it, scrolls littering her bed.

"Ariel!" You called out, poking your head into the window, watching as she sat up and looked toward the window.

"[Name]!" Joy filled her voice as she made her way to you, wrapping her arms around your shoulders, pulling you into her room and onto her bed. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm breaking you out."

The redhead sits up for a second time. "My father wants me to go over the scrolls in the royal library."

You wave your hands dismissively. "You've been over those scrolls hundreds of times. You know them like the back of your hand. Besides," You lean in close, cupping a hand to her ears, whispering "There's a new ship at Merman's Reef."

Ariel's eyes brighten, she stands from her bed and makes her way over to the window and waving for you to follow her. "Come on! Let's go then!"

With a giggle, you're right on her tail as you follow after her.

[jamiedc-they-them]

BEING ARIEL’S YOUNGER SIBLING:

Ariel and you had been inseparable since you came into this world.

You were young when your mother died. You barely remember her.

Ariel, after that event, however, became both protective of you, but also longing to see the world.

You stuck to her, trusting her above the rest of your sisters and family. It was nothing against them (for the most part) it was just that you were closer to Ariel. That, and she spent more time with you than the others. She took you to places you weren’t meant to go, but also was protective and made sure you never got hurt; and was quick to get you out of any danger you could be in.

Still though, through your time with her, you do have a similar curiosity to the outside world. But, there is also a fear of it.

She always shows you what she finds if you don’t go with her, either due to fear or because you have been given another job at the time with another sister, and always takes your guesses on board as to what the objects actually are.

You go as much as you can, to try and prove to her that you’re brave.

“I know you are, Y/N,” she assures you, “you don’t have to prove that. I just like spending time with you. I don’t need you to prove anything about you. You never do. Never.”

You still try, though. It almost gets you killed a few times.

When Ariel saves Eric, you’re in your home, a bit scared by the large waves and fireworks going on above.

She finds you first, “Y/N! Y/N! I need to tell you something!” she says, swimming to you as fast as she can.

You poke your head out of your cave, and she slows a bit, eyes softening at your frightened figure, “oh, oh, Y/N, I’m sorry…” she says, “I left you all alone!”

“No, no,” you assure her, but she knows you’re putting on that tough man act again, “what happened?”

Just like that, her smile comes back, and there is light to her eyes, “there was a boy, Y/N! A man! I – I saved him! Oh, Y/N, imagine if I could be there with him!”

You see the delight in your sister’s eyes. Her dream is coming true. You realise that yours can be as well, you can be seen as not the runt of the litter. You can prove yourself here.

“What if we found a way to?” You offer. Ariel pauses swimming, but her tail still moves a bit and her eyes widen with delight.

“Really?” she asks, voice soft and vulnerable.

You nod, “really.”

She hugs you, tightly. And spins. You chuckle, hugging her back.

“Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!” she screams in delight, “you’re the best sibling ever!”

Her words warm you heart. Maybe this can just work out for you both, “I try.”

She’s too busy in her own delight to notice the vulnerability in your words.

Her things are destroyed by her father, but she doesn’t rat you out with you being willing to help her. You’re loyal to each other to a fault.

Your friends also try to warn you about the dangers above, but Ariel is too enchanted by the whole thing to notice them. While you do, that curious part calls to you more and more. That, and your sister being fully excited for something for the first time in what seems like forever makes you happy as well. She’d been down more lately, seemed your sisters had been a bit more dismissive about the whole boy thing. Still, she wasn’t letting that hold her back. So, why would you?

She always hates how your sisters don’t always remember you. But, that just makes her want this more, for both of you. To break out of this loop and find someone who will see you for you, and appreciate you.

So, despite your worry, you follow her when she is told about Ursula. She tells you, despite her voice shake, that it will be ok. That it will be worth it.

“Ariel, I don’t —“ you voice.

“Y/N,” she says, seeing no way out of this trench without a fight, and she doesn’t want to risk either of you getting hurt, “do you trust me?”

You nod. You do. You just don’t trust this.

She holds out her hand for you. And, after a moment of hesitation, you take it and go with her.

And, despite the cost of your voices – Ursula throws that in just in case you get wiser to what’s going on with your sister; that, and she just doesn’t bother to figure out what your gift is – and the pain, you’re both sent up to the surface.

Your animal friends join you, and a fisherman finds you. Ariel makes sure he helps you up first. She gives the blanket to you as well first. Hoping to warm you up a bit. This is both new for you, and you’re more scared and frightened than anything; so, she takes charge, making sure that you are taken care of first. She knows that right now, especially getting used to this whole thing that happened so fast, you can barely get your thoughts straight.

You have slightly more success than her with the standing up thing. You both attempt to catch each other whenever you fall. You both normally end up on the floor anyway.

Her enchantment with the place does hold true to a small part of you, but the main thing you have right now in your heart is fear. What if these people reject you too? At least in the water you could help in some way. Here, you couldn’t. And, seeing how people treated your kind…it didn’t sit well with either of you. You always envied your sister for being more curious and willing to explore places where danger may lurk.

Eric comes in, and Ariel’s face falls at the fact that he doesn’t recognise you. What he does do, however, is offer you solace in this place.

Ariel goes to the window, you go to the bed. When Ariel turns back to try offer you some food, she sees you are asleep. Taking the advice of her friends, and following her own initiative, she leaves you be.

In your sleep, you dream of the sea. Of your home. You don’t hate this man, he did offer you to stay here after all. You blame yourself, if anything. You aren’t your sister. Maybe this was her journey, and not yours. You feel more out of place than ever.

The next day, you leave before Ariel, letting her sleep in this time and make your way out. The town is quiet, peaceful even.

Eric clears his throat, having seen you wandering around town. He gives you a kind smile, one you mirror.

“I am glad you are up and alright,” he says. You nod, smiling more in thanks.

He seems to understand, nodding back, “it was the least I can do for you and your..friend?” You shake your head, “sister?” You nod, “is she settling in alright?” He is genuinely concerned for her. You know the deal, get him and your sister together and you can get your voices back, or turn back and have this all be for nothing.

You nod. Knowing Ariel, she will probably be up and trying to find you by now. You hear a squawk above. Your friends are looking for you as well.

You gesture for him to follow.

Despite the feelings of being out of place on this journey, you still know your sister. You’re very much alike, she taught you a lot. So, you have an idea as to where she may be.

You’re correct, finding her snooping around. She hides from you both as he explains to you that this is his space, but she is relieved to know that you’re ok and in good company at least.

She sees you sneak off as she gets acquainted with Eric. It pains her a bit, seeing you pull away. Still, she’s sure you have your reasons.

As Eric and her continue to bond, you start to explore the island, going to the marketplace. Ariel surprises you with a hat, and chuckles as you try to adjust it. Eric finds you one more your size. While he’s unsure of why you both don’t speak – he puts it up to trauma mainly from whatever brought you here – he’s glad you have each other, and that he’s becoming friendly with you as well. A feeling grows in his stomach whenever he is around Ariel, so he seems to have your approval already.

Despite being swept up in all of this, Ariel still tries to find time to spend with you. However, you start to get harder and harder to find. And Eric finds her more times than not. It’s like you’re a ghost.

Scuttle finds you walking through the forest, running your hands along the leaves.

“There you are, kid!” She says, glad that you’re alive, “what’s up? You got your wish, right?” You just shrug, “oh, not yours, huh?” You just shrug again.

“Listen, kid. I know you probably won’t have an answer – or be able to give it right now,” you just give your friend a look, “sorry. But, I mean, like, what is it that you want?”

You don’t shrug, instead you stare at the water, putting your arms over your legs and tucking them in. And, for once, you actually think about it.

You aren’t really sure. You know that, right now, you could just leave, but you don’t have your voice. And you’d lose it forever. So, you need to get that back first. That, and Eric makes your sister happy, and you’d never deny her happiness.

It is then that you’re told about Eric and a new girl. You find Ariel and together, you go to where they are. You get your voices back, but Ursula takes you both under the ocean before anything can be said.

You watch as your father sacrifices himself for you both. Ursula turns to you, “oh, toots,” she says, grabbing your face, “don’t act like you don’t understand. Being the youngest one hurts. Besides, I clocked that pain the minute you gave your voice instead of your actual gift. Whatever that is. Always in her shadow.”

“Don’t touch, them,” Ariel says.

“Oh, and you,” Ursula says, “always holding on too tight, huh? Shame.”

Eric then saves you both. And during the melee, you see where one of her eels are, and position it to take a hit from the staff. Ursula sees what you’ve done, and calls you an “insulant, clever, brat!” Before making herself massive.

The current is too strong, but Ariel grabs your arm as you both surface, holding onto Eric as well.

“Ariel!” You shout over the storm. You point to a boat that might just be the thing you need, “there!”

She has to blink a few times, but she soon sees what you’re pointing to, “go, I’ll meet you there!”

You head off first, as Ariel and Eric get Ursula’s attention.

You make it to the ship, and grab the wheel. You slip a few times, but you finally get a grasp on it, “oh, I hate these things!” You say as you try and turn it enough. You can guess the angle you need.

Two hands grab the wheel as well, “which way?!” Is all Ariel asks, her faith fully in you.

“Right!” You shout.

You look at her, “together?”

“Together,” she assures.

“Now!” You yell, and you both turn the wheel. And it’s judged perfectly, slamming into Ursula. You both dive off together.

Your father, your sister, and you talk. He finally lets her go, but then they both turn to you, “and what about you, my child?”

“I —“ you’re a bit shaky at first, before being honest, “I’m not quite sure what I want.”

“That’s ok,” Ariel assures you, “you have all the time in the world.”

Is she scared about letting go a bit? Yeah, just like her dad is about both of you. But, she also knows that you both need to live your own lives.

“I’ll always be there if you need be, Ariel,” you assure your sister, “you just have to call.”

“So do you,” she says.

So, you say your farewells for now as she leaves with Eric; the man thanks you for your help and tells you you’re always welcome if you need anything. He’s a good friend. You wish him luck, telling them both to take care.

Ariel gives you a wave as they leave, watching you go beneath the waves.

Neither of you are sure of what is next for you both. But you know you can do this.

And you’ll always be there when the other needs.

You know that of each other.

You’re loyal, and closer than anyone else in your family, but you’re also not holding on as tightly anymore.

You’re you. And she’s her.

One with a tail and one with legs who united two people together.

[demigods-posts]

imagine percy swimming to the bottom of the ocean. not to save a group of sea creatures. not to show off his skillset. and not to prance around as the sea god's favorite son. but to join the ocean in all that it is. laying in the soft sand and watching the fish swim by. the lobsters making space for him as he rests his head against a patch of seaweed. him laughing at the irony. imagine percy making small talk with all the different sea creatures and assigning them names. him actually running into a whale he named phillip who's on his way to propose to his boyfriend. and percy wishing him good luck and offering his blessing on their union. imagine percy making small talk with the starfish about his favorite dinosaur. and explaining to the collective group what a dinosaur is and why they don't need to worry about them reaching the bottom of the ocean. just. percy immersiving himself in all that's aquatic because it's where he can be his most self.

[writersblockiskillingme]

Hook with the daughter of Ariel or something like that. With them being in a secret little relationship but he’s always trying to come up to her and flirt with her. Maybe Uliana finds out and freaks out the rest is up to you

Secret | James Hook

Pairing: James Hook x fem!reader (Ariel's!sister!reader)

Summary: Once Uliana figures out your secret, everything comes crushing down.

Warning/s: angst, but with a happy ending, fluff, keeping secrets, fight, short fic, possible grammar and/or spelling mistakes

Author's note: It's here, hope you enjoy!! Also, I made the reader Ariel's sister because in my head, it fits the timeline.

Honestly, nobody had any idea how it happened. You were Ariel's sister. He was a pirate. How in the world did you manage to end up together?!

Well... truth to be told... it happened so suddenly, just like when the storm in the middle of the sea happens. Nobody really expects it, but it arrives it crashes you with its whole might. Leaving you breathless.

It was a normal, sunny day when you met him. You were walking down the corridor, just trying to get to Merlin's class. Clutching your book in your hands, you found yourself outside as you came face to face with Hook. In the middle of the courtyard. All alone. His back was turned to you, and with that finding, you felt the sigh of relief leave your body pass your lips. It doesn't matter, you thought to yourself. So you decided to keep walking. You did not want to be late to class.

But it seems like the luck wasn't on your side that day. He turned around and walked up to you as he yelled out.

"Ahoy there, mermaid!" He smirked as your eyes met. "Skipping class again, I see. What's your excuse this time? Lost your voice singing to the fishes?"

James Hook, now leaning against a stone pillar, hook on his right hand and a mischievous glint in his eyes as his eyes scanned you.

"Hook, I unline you, am actually trying to now get there in time." You rolled your eyes at his teasing but decided that maybe it was time for you to finally tease him back a bit. "But don't worry, I've got a treasure map to Merlin's class. Care to actually join me?"

You saw a little tint of blush forming on his face, but you must have imagined it. And just as you thought that this would be the end of your conversation, he did something that left you stunned.

"Merlin's class? That's the real curse of Neverland. But I'd follow you anywhere, little mermaid." He gave you a wink, smirking.

You found yourself blushing, but no... it... it can't be. Luckily, you quickly regained your composure and continued your, playful, rivalry banter.

"You know, pirate, I've heard rumors about your hook. Is it true you lost it in a duel with a giant squid?" You leaned over closer to him.

"Aye, but it wasn't just any squid—it was the one that stole my heart." He smirked as he leaned down, closer to your face. "But now, here I am, a one-handed pirate with a penchant for trouble and a weakness for mermaid smiles."

You found yourself laughing at his flirting. You couldn't help it, it was just so... so endearing.

"Well, Captain, I've got a secret too." You said, with a little smirk planted on your face. "I've hidden my voice in a shell. Only the right kiss can unlock it. Interested?"

And so you did that for a while until you two were actually late for Merlin's class. You walked in, and Hook did not. But there was no way that you would admit to anyone, even your friends, why you walked into the class flushed, cheeks pink, with a stupid smile on your face.

You do, of course, realize that this was a bit abnormal. He was a pirate and part of Uliana's crew. You were a mermaid princess, daughter of the Triton himself. It was not normal, but as the days passed and what was a true rivalry, banter turned into just pure flirting, you found yourself not really caring.

As weeks passed and the flirting continued, somehow, you found yourself having a pirate boyfriend. After all of that, Hook and you started dating. Somehow.

And it was better than you ever expected it to be. You sometimes felt like, outside of Uliana's crew, you were the only one that he was nice to. It was... perplexing. But you loved it.

However, you both agreed that you should keep your relationship a secret for a while for both of your sakes. You weren't dumb. You both knew how your friends would react if you told them that you were dating. So that's how it all started. Secret stolen glances when nobody was looking, passing notes in class, stolen kisses when you were all alone, and, of course, flirty teasing banter.

That's how you found yourself, pressed against a tree in the school's courtyard, Hook with his hand by your head, his hook under your chin, trapping you.

"You're a siren in a landlocked school." He spoke, looking into your eyes. "Your voice could raise sunken ships, and your smile—well, that's my undoing."

"Tell me, Hook, do you ever dream of flying?" You asked as you started to trace your finger along his hook. "Not in a ship, but with wings made of stardust?"

He looked at you, captivated.

"Every night, my dear. And in my dreams, you're the compass guiding me through constellations." He leaned down towards you, your lips almost meating until something happened. Something that would change this forever.

"Hook!!" The terrifyingly hight and mighty voice rang out along the school courtyard.

You both turned around and froze as you came face to face with Uliana, Hades, Maleficent and a few more people that joined the courtyard when they heard yelling.

"But reality has a way of clipping my wings." Hook sighed as he moved away from you slowly, your heart speading up and breaking at the same time.

"Are you out of your mind?!" Uliana screamed. "What are you doing with a mermaid?!"

That's when you noticed something. Yes, Hook moved away from you, but his hand with his hook that was under your chin was now placed on your waist, still holding you close to him.

"Calm down, Uliana." Hook spoke up, looking at him.

"Calm down?!" Uliana yelled, absolutely fuming. "Are you seriously telling me to calm down right now?!"

"Yes." Hook said, "Yes, I am."

"Don't play games with me, Hook." She threatened before throwing a glance your way, smirking as she plotted against you. "If you don't stop doing whatever you're doing with this one, you will no longer be a part of my crew."

A moment of science was heard around the courtyard, and you know that it was over. He couldn't give up on his crew, and you most certainly did not want him to, so that means that your relationship has reached its inevitable end. Your heart was breaking as you looked on the ground, slowly moving away from Hook.

"You won't do that." He spoke up, his voice strong, ringing out. "We won't end our relationship." He turned to you and brought you closer to him once again, smiling at you before turning to Uliana with a determined look.

"You know that you need me whether you liked it or not. So, no, you won't throw me away from the rest of the crew. And even if you do, it doesn't matter. I still have her, and that is something that nothing will be able to change." He spoke as her face was formed into pure shock.

"So good day." He sarcastically bowed before he ruined around with you and walked away.

"Don't worry, she'll come around." You looked at him. "Maybe..."

"I honestly don't really care." He shrugged, his eyes ringing with truth. "I have you now, little mermaid, that's all I need and so much more, really."

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+Bonus

[fizzigigsimmer]

Steve of the Jungle is not as catchy as Joe of the jungle. 😆 But can you imagine Billy pestering Steve about his missing parents- cause like seriously why are they never around? He's met the snooty grandparents, and even the grandmother from hell seems to have warmed up to him so Steve can't be that worried about Billy meeting them. And just when he's starting to think Steve is hiding them - or some big secret about them - Steve announces out of nowhere that his parents invited them for a visit, in Africa, and he's accepted on their behalf.

Imagine Steve dragging his boyfriend through the jungle, all smug at first and then pouty when Billy has no problem with giant bugs and swinging vines. He's having the time of his life in the place Steve couldn't run fast enough away from. He thinks Steve is full of shit, talking about how his dads best friend is an ape. But he'll see. Steve hasn't been hiding his past on purpose. Ok he has, but with good reason. It's better to just show him then try and explain.

[herstoryheaven]

Descendants James Hook x Reader: The Pirate And The Mermaid

Request: Hi, I love your imagines so much that I was wondering if you could do an imagine where Uliana finds out that Hook is dating Ariel's sister and makes him choose the VK group or her by making the reader walk the plank and if hook saves her (which he does) and convinces Uliana that she's nothing like Ariel and is perfect for him. (The other 3 vks already know that they're dating except for Uliana and always help Hook sneak around to see her without Uliana knowing until one day she finds out)

Reader: Female

Word count: 3786

Average reading time: 13 min 45 sec

Category: Hurt/Comfort

Warnings: None

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Disclaimer: All events portrayed in my stories are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental. Any actions or behaviours portrayed by the characters may differ from reality and cannot be connected to any actual person. This work is purely fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only.

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James Hook walked around the grounds of Merlin Academy, his dark brown hair messy yet perfectly styled, a confident smirk playing on his lips. But beneath that confident facade, his thoughts were elsewhere, focused on one person in particular.

You, Y/n, the youngest daughter of King Triton, were waiting for him in the secluded corner of the academy gardens. It was a secret place, known only to a few, where the wildflowers bloomed in brilliant colors and the trees provided a perfect cover from prying eyes. This hidden haven had become one of the many places you would meet, a place where the world seemed to fade away, leaving only the two of you in a bliss of stolen moments and whispered promises.

James spotted you before you saw him, your vibrant hair catching the sunlight as you idly plucked petals from a daisy. He paused for a moment, just to admire you, the way the sunlight danced across your features, the serene expression on your face as if you had no care in the world. It made his heart swell with a warmth he had never thought possible for someone like him. You were his light, the beacon that guided him through the dark seas of his life.

With a silent grace, he approached, his footsteps nearly soundless on the soft grass, until he was right behind you.

“Princess.” he whispered in your ear, his voice a velvet caress that sent shivers down your spine.

You jumped slightly, your hand going to your heart as you turned to face him, a smile spreading across your lips. “James, you scared me.” you said, playfully swatting at his arm.

He chuckled, his arms already slipping around your waist, pulling you flush against him. “Can’t help it, love. You’re just too easy to sneak up on.”

Your laughter was like music to his ears as you rested your head on his chest, reveling in the steady rhythm of his heartbeat. “If only everyone could see this side of you. They’d never believe the fearsome Hook has a soft spot.”

He tilted your chin up, his eyes capturing yours, the mischief that usually danced in them now replaced by something much deeper, much more sincere. “That’s because this side of me is only for you, darling.”

Your heart fluttered at his words, a warmth spreading through your chest that made you feel like you were floating. You leaned up, your lips meeting his in a kiss that was both sweet and intense, a reflection of the emotions that swirled between you. His hands tightened on your waist, pulling you even closer as if he could never get enough of you, and for a moment, the world ceased to exist, no prying eyes, no judgment, just the two of you, entwined in your own little world.

But as much as you cherished these moments, you both knew they couldn’t last forever. Merlin Academy was full of eyes and ears, and there were those who would do anything to tear you apart. After all a royal and a villain simply couldn’t be together, that is nkt gow it's supposed to be. The thrill of secrecy was always tinged with the fear of discovery, and yet, it only made your time together all the more precious.

As if sensing the shift in your thoughts, James pulled back slightly, his thumb brushing over your cheek as he gazed down at you with a mix of love and concern. “What’s troubling you, love? You’re too quiet.”

Before you could respond, a soft rustling in the bushes caught your attention. Out of the shadows stepped Morgie, his eyes scanning the area before he spotted the two of you. He was a loyal friend, always looking out for you, even if it meant risking his own neck. With his tousled hair and mischievous grin, Morgie was the perfect accomplice to your secret meetings.

“You two better wrap it up.” Morgie said, his voice low but urgent. “Uliana’s searching for you.”

James groaned, reluctantly releasing you but keeping one arm around your waist as if he couldn’t bear to let you go completely. “Can’t she take a break from being such a buzzkill?”

Morgie shrugged, glancing over his shoulder as if expecting Uliana to appear at any moment. “Not when she’s determined to keep you close, Hook. You know how she is.”

Your smile faded as worry crept into your heart. Uliana had always been a thorn in your side, ever since you first arrived at the academy. She was ruthless, cunning, and had a grudge against your family. It didn’t help that James was her first mate, a role that made your relationship all the more dangerous.

“I can handle Uliana.” James said, sensing your unease. He tried to reassure you, but you could see the tension in his jaw, the way his hand clenched at his side. “She’s all bark and no bite.”

But you weren’t so sure. “Just… be careful, okay? I don’t want you getting hurt because of me.”

James softened at your concern, brushing a strand of hair from your face with a tenderness that belied his fierce reputation. “Don’t worry about me, princess. I’d walk the plank a thousand times if it meant keeping you safe.”

Your smile was small, but genuine, though the unease in your chest remained. You trusted James, but you knew how dangerous Uliana could be. And you had a feeling she wasn’t going to give up easily.

Just then, the shadows seemed to grow darker, and a chill breeze swept through the garden. From the corner of your eye, you saw the air shimmer as Hades appeared with a dramatic flair. His blue flame-like hair flickered as he greeted the two of you with an amused smirk.

“Well if it isn’t mt favorite lovebirds.” Hades drawled, crossing his arms over his chest. “You two do know how to pick the worst places for a secret date, don’t you?”

“Relax, Hades.” James replied, though there was a note of irritation in his voice. “We were just leaving.”

Hades chuckled, his eyes gleaming with a mischievous light. “Good thing I found you first. Maleficent’s already weaving a little distraction for Uliana, but it won’t last long. You’d better make yourselves scarce before she catches wind of your little affair.”

You glanced at James, who nodded slightly. It was time to go, but the thought of parting from him so soon after you’d just found each other again left a hollow ache in your chest. As if reading your thoughts, James leaned in, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead.

“Meet me tonight.” he whispered against your skin, his breath warm and comforting. “At the docks. We’ll steal a few hours together, just you and me.”

You nodded, unable to find your voice as you were overwhelmed by the tenderness in his words, the promise of more time together keeping your spirits afloat.

With Morgie, Hades, and Maleficent covering your tracks, you and James managed to slip away from the garden unnoticed. But as you disappeared into the shadows, you couldn’t shake the feeling that this fragile happiness was standing on the edge of something dangerous. Uliana was relentless, and you knew it was only a matter of time before she made her move.

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That night, as the moon cast a silver glow over the academy grounds, you quietly slipped away from your dormitory. The corridors were silent, the shadows long and dark, but you moved with a purpose, your heart racing in anticipation. Every step you took towards the docks felt like a step closer to a dream, one where it was just you and James, away from the prying eyes of the academy.

The docks were deserted, the water gently lapping against the wooden planks. The air was cool, carrying with it the scent of the sea, a reminder of home. You pulled your cloak tighter around yourself as you scanned the area, your breath catching when you saw him.

James stood at the edge of the dock, his back to you, gazing out at the horizon where the sea met the sky. His tall, lean figure was silhouetted against the moonlight, and for a moment, you simply admired him. He seemed to belong here, in this quiet place, where the only sound was the rhythm of the waves and the beating of your heart.

“James.” you called softly, and he turned, his face breaking into a smile as he saw you.

Without a word, he closed the distance between you, wrapping you in his arms the moment you were close enough. You melted into his embrace, the world falling away as you buried your face in his chest, breathing in his familiar scent of salt and leather.

“I missed you.” you whispered, your voice barely audible over the gentle sounds of the sea.

“And I missed you, princess.” he replied, his voice warm and soothing as he held you close. “Every moment we’re apart feels like a lifetime.”

You looked up at him, your eyes locking onto his. “Then let’s make the most of the time we have.”

His expression softened, and he leaned down to capture your lips in a tender kiss. It was slow and sweet, a promise of the love that bound you together despite the dangers that lurked in the shadows. James’ hand gently cupped your cheek, his thumb brushing over your skin as if memorizing every detail, every curve, as if this moment was all that mattered.

When he finally pulled away, he didn’t go far, resting his forehead against yours. “I wish we didn’t have to sneak around like this. I want to be with you all the time, without having to look over my shoulder.”

You sighed, understanding his frustration. “I know, James. But as long as Uliana’s watching us, we have to be careful. I don’t want her to hurt you… or us.”

His jaw clenched at the mention of her name, a flicker of anger crossing his features. “She won’t win, Y/n. I won’t let her come between us.”

“I believe you.” you whispered, wrapping your arms around his neck, pulling him closer. “I just wish there was a way to keep her from interfering.”

James was quiet for a moment, then a mischievous glint appeared in his eyes. “There might be a way.”

“What do you mean?” you asked, curious.

He grinned, the roguish smile that always made your heart skip a beat. “I’ve been thinking… if we can keep her distracted, give her something else to focus on, we could buy ourselves more time. Hades and Morgie have already agreed to help.”

Your eyes widened in surprise and excitement. “You really think it could work?”

“With a little help from Maleficent’s magic, we can keep Uliana running in circles.” he said, his tone filled with confidence. “She’ll be so busy dealing with false leads and wild goose chases that she won’t have time to spy on us.”

A thrill of hope surged through you. The thought of being able to spend more time with James, without constantly looking over your shoulder, was too tempting to resist. “That sounds… perfect.”

James leaned in, his lips brushing against your ear as he whispered, “And in the meantime, we’ll keep meeting in secret, just like this. No one will know where or when, only us.”

The idea of these secret meetings, of stolen kisses under the watchfull eye of the night, sent a shiver of excitement through you. You nodded, unable to contain your smile. “I love it. I love you.”

He pulled back slightly, just enough to look into your eyes. “And I love you, darling. More than anything.”

The night passed in a blur of whispered conversations and stolen kisses, the two of you wrapped in each other’s arms as you sat on the edge of the dock, your feet dangling above the water. The moon watched over you, a silent guardian of your secrets, as you shared your hopes, your fears, and your dreams of a future together, one where you could love each other openly, without fear.

Over the following weeks, the plan was set in motion. Morgie and Hades, along with Maleficent’s and her magic, created a series of distractions that kept Uliana busy. They spread rumors, created illusions, and sent her on wild chases that led nowhere. Each time she thought she was closing in on you and James, she found herself frustrated by some new trick or misdirection.

Meanwhile, you and James continued to meet in secret. Sometimes it was the docks, other times the hidden grotto of the academy, or even the deserted beach beyond the forest. Each meeting was a new adventure, filled with the thrill of secrecy and the joy of being together. You cherished these moments, the way his hand fit perfectly in yours, the way he looked at you as if you were the only person in the world.

One evening, after narrowly escaping detection by Uliana, you found yourselves in the old library, tucked away in a forgotten corner surrounded by dusty books and ancient scrolls. The air was thick with the scent of aged parchment, and the flickering candlelight cast a warm glow over the room.

“I think we’re getting better at this.” you teased, leaning against a shelf as James approached, his eyes gleaming with amusement.

He chuckled, brushing a lock of hair away from your face. “Maybe, but I’d still rather we didn’t have to sneak around at all.”

You reached out, taking his hand in yours. “One day, we won’t have to. But for now, I’m just happy to be with you.”

He smiled, his thumb gently caressing the back of your hand. “Me too, love.”

And then he kissed you, slow and deep, the world outside forgotten as you lost yourself in him. Time seemed to stand still in that moment, the only sound the soft rustle of pages as a nearby book caught the breeze from the open window.

You pulled away, breathless and smiling, you couldn’t help but feel that maybe, just maybe, things were finally looking up. You had each other, and with the help of your friends, you were outsmarting Uliana at every turn.

The days turned into weeks, and your secret meetings continued, each one more precious than the last. You cherished every stolen moment, every whispered word, knowing that as long as you had James by your side, you could face whatever challenges lay ahead. And as you stood together, hand in hand, looking out at the moonlit sea, you knew that your love was something worth fighting for, something that could weather any storm.

Throughout these weeks, the tension between James and Uliana only grew, casting a shadow over the secret moments you shared with him. The hidden grotto beneath the academy was your favoriteplace to go with him, a place where you could escape the pressures of the outside world and simply be together. The water there always glistened with an ethereal glow, the gentle sound of the waves lapping against the rocks soothing your troubled hearts.

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One evening, after most of the students had retired to their dorms, you and James retreated to the grotto. The air was cool, and the moonlight filtering through the cracks in the stone ceiling bathed the cavern in a soft, silvery light. Your tail, shimmering with iridescent scales, dipped into the water as you leaned against James, his arm wrapped securely around you.

But the peace of the moment was shattered by the sound of footsteps echoing through the grotto. You tensed immediately, recognizing the rhythm and weight of those steps. James’s eyes met yours, a mix of fear and resolve in his gaze as you both realized who it was.

Uliana emerged from the shadows, her lips curled into a malicious smile. The moonlight highlighted the sharp angles of her face, giving her an almost otherworldly appearance. “Well, well, what do we have here?” she sneered, her voice dripping with venom. “James Hook and his little mermaid.”

James instinctively moved in front of you, his hand hovering near the hilt of his sword. “Uliana, this doesn’t concern you. Leave.” he commanded, his voice steady but filled with underlying tension.

But Uliana wasn’t interested in leaving. Her eyes were locked on you, a predatory gleam in them that sent a chill down your spine. “You’re just like your sister, aren’t you?” she hissed. “Always getting in the way, always thinking you can have everything.”

You straightened, refusing to let her intimidate you. “I’m nothing like Ariel.” you replied, your voice firm. “And James isn’t yours to control.”

Uliana’s smile widened, her eyes narrowing with cruel delight. “Is that so? Let’s put that to the test, shall we?” She turned to James, her expression hardening. “You have a choice, Hook. Stay on my crew as my first mate, or keep playing house with the little princess. But you can’t have both.”

The ultimatum hung in the air like a blade, sharp and dangerous. James’s loyalty to his crew had always been a defining part of who he was, but the bond between you had grown stronger with each passing day. The thought of losing him, by being forced apart by Uliana’s twisted games, was unbearable.

“James…” you whispered, your voice trembling as you reached out to him.

He turned to you, his eyes filled with anguish. “I…”

Uliana’s voice cut through the air like a knife. “If you won’t choose, then I will. Either she walks the plank, or you do.” Uliana made a wooden plank appear with her magic, at the edge of the grotto right above the stone cliff and dark restless sea.

A cold dread settled over you as you realized the gravity of what she was asking. James was a pirate, bound by the code of the sea, and to defy it would be to betray everything he had ever known. But to agree to her terms would mean leaving you to a fate you weren’t sure you could survive.

“Do it, Hook.” Uliana taunted, her voice laced with malice. “Show me where your true loyalty lies.”

James’s eyes were filled with desperation as he looked at you. “Princess, I’m so sorry.” he whispered, his voice thick with regret.

Tears welled up in your eyes as you took a deep breath. You knew what you had to do. “James, I trust you.” you said, your voice steady despite the fear gripping your heart. “But if I’m going to walk that plank, I need to do it on my own terms.”

With that, you closed your eyes and concentrated. A tingling sensation spread through your body as you focused on changing your form. Your tail, shimmering with iridescent scales, began to shift. The transformation was always a strange, almost disorienting sensation, but you had done it enough times to control it with precision. Your tail split and morphed, the scales dissapearing and smooth skin taking their place until you were standing on two legs, your mermaid form replaced by your human one.

James’s eyes widened in surprise and admiration as he took in your transformation, but there was no time to dwell on it. You stepped forward, your legs unsteady on the rough stone, but your determination unwavering.

Uliana’s eyes glittered with a twisted pleasure as she watched you approach the plank. “So brave, little princess. Let’s see how brave you are when you’re staring down into the depths.”

James grabbed your hand as you stepped onto the plank, his grip strong but trembling. “I love you, Y/N.” he whispered, his voice filled with pain. “Please, forgive me.”

You squeezed his hand, a silent reassurance that you understood, that you didn’t blame him for the impossible situation he was in. “I love you too, James.” you whispered back, your heart pounding in your chest.

The cold wind whipped through the grotto as you stood on the edge of the plank, the dark water below swirling threathingly. You took a deep breath, preparing yourself for what was to come, when suddenly, James’s hand shot out, grabbing your wrist and pulling you back into his arms.

“No!” Uliana shouted, her eyes wide with rage. “What are you doing?!”

James held you tightly, his grip strong as he faced Uliana. “I’m choosing her, Uliana. I’m choosing love over loyalty.”

Uliana’s face twisted with fury. “You fool! She’s just like her sister, just like Ariel! She’ll ruin you, just like her family ruined mine!”

But James shook his head, his voice calm but firm. “She’s nothing like Ariel. She’s brave, kind, and loyal. And I’d rather face the consequences than lose her.”

For a moment, Uliana looked like she might strike out in anger, but then she seemed to reconsider. She glared at you both before finally turning on her heel and storming out of the grotto, her footsteps echoing in the distance.

The moment she was gone, you collapsed against James, your legs shaking with relief. He held you close, his hand stroking your hair as he whispered soothing words in your ear.

“I’m sorry, darling.” he murmured, his voice filled with regret. “I never wanted to put you through that.”

You looked up at him, your eyes still wet with tears but filled with love. “It’s okay, James. I know you did what you had to. And I love you all the more for it.”

He smiled, the weight of the world lifting from his shoulders as he kissed you deeply, the taste of saltwater and tears mingling with the sweetness of your love.

Meanwhile in the shadows, Morgie, Hades, and Maleficent watched, their expressions a mix of satisfaction and amusement. They had followed Uliana just incase things would get out of hand. However you and James managed yourself just fine. Morgie’s eyes gleamed with a dark, almost predatory interest as he observed the raw emotions playing out before him. Maleficent, ever the queen of darkness, merely watched with a knowing smile, her eyes glinting with a mixture of approval and intrigue. Hades leaned against a wall, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips as he pulled Maleficent into him.

The three of them had always known that love could be a powerful weapon, and tonight, it had proven to be the most powerful of all. As they faded back into the shadows, leaving you and James alone in the grotto, you knew that this was far from over. The battle had only just begun, but as long as you had each other, you were ready to face whatever came next.

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[certainchaostyrant]

So we know that in the novel that ludger cherish is compared to a raven, he has that whole dark aesthetic going on, and not to mention one of his identities uses a plague doctor mask which is very “raven” looking (idk if that one’s a stretch or not). But he also is highly intelligent, and mimicry- something that ravens are known for- is something he does with ease. (also fun fact that I didn’t know until comparing the two, ravens uses ‘non-verbal’ or ‘hand gestures’ to communicate, and in the manwa you can clearly see that ludger cherish often uses his hands when speaking. And I thought that was funny.)

so what if he also liked collecting shiny things like ravens as well? We already know he can easily be swayed by money yeah? So my personal head cannon, Heathcliff/ludger cherish, loves to collect shiny things. That shiny Little Rock (his), that shiny thing that came out of Quasimodo (snatched), that cute little hair pin (finders keepers). But not just shiny things, things like books as well. That small notebook sized dictionary (might as well), that thick book that’s really far too inconvenient to lug around? (Who’s gonna stop him? Casey? She’s currently helping him.)

[softkiseu]

𝓼𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓷 𝓿𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮 𓇼 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓵𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓫𝔂

🪷🐚 𓇼 🦪🫧@lorlita.

[thejudeduarte]

Just got an ask and it got me thinking...

Who would be Cardan's favourite Disney princess??

[fandomnerd9602]

Ariel breaks thru the surface…

Y/N: umm…hi

Ariel: oh…hi there. Do you have any clothes?

Y/N tosses her a shirt and pants …

Ariel: thank you. You are most kind…and cute.

Y/N: need a ride to the shore?

Ariel: yes please!

Y/N rows the boat along…

Ariel: (thinks) hmm the witch didn’t say who I needed to kiss.

[multifandomsimagine]

Imagine exploring sunken ships with Ariel

Wrapping the bright sea whip shawl around your shoulders, you looked at your reflection in the mirror as you tried to decide if you should get it. You tucked the ends under your arms, trying to see the different ways you could use it when you heard someone shout your name. Looking away from the mirror, you turned away from the stall and searched through the marketplace crowd to see who could be looking for you.

You see her auburn hair first before you spot Ariel hurriedly swimming toward you. The mermaid skids to a stop before you with Flounder close behind her tail. Excitement was clear on her face as she threw her arms around you in a hug. Moving her mouth closer to your ear she, she whispers: “You know the sturgeon I showed you last time; it laid some eggs.”

“Really?” You asked, your own eyes mirroring her excitement at her words when she nods.

Merman’s Reef had been deemed forbidden by King Triton though that never stopped either one of you from exploring any shipwrecks you came across of. But neither one of you wanted your escapades to be reported back to your parents so you had come up with a code phrase you would use in public when one of you had found a new ship to explore.

Pulling away from Ariel, you took off the shawl and folded it back to how you first found it. Setting it down on the stall, you thanked the shopkeeper before looking back at your friend. “Show me!”

Ariel grinned and began swimming away from the marketplace with you right at her side.

With your bag hanging off your shoulder, you stayed on Ariel’s tail as she waited until you were both away from anyone who could overhear before beginning to tell you about her new discovery. “I saw the ship when I went into Merman’s Reef but I haven’t gone inside yet. I wanted to get you first so we could explore together.”

[redheadspark]

Is it too early to drop a request for the prompt? This is my first *ever* request, so I don't know how this actually works.

Mine is #8 and #15 with Az.

It's a personal one that is close to my heart. I'd love that kind of energy in my life, and maybe a good fic will help manifest that for me. 😉

I love your work, and I appreciate the effort you put into what you do! Thank you so much.

A/N - Aww this is great! This might be more of a somber piece, but I think it's great! Let me know what you think! I hope you like it!

Grief

Summary - Azriel knows a thing or two about grief, and he vows to never leave you in it.

Warnings - mostly angst with a hint of fluff in the end :)

The cool air was hitting you along your backside as you were kneeling in front of the small patch of new grass, the clouds above were giving off a shield over your head while you were holding a fresh bouquet of flowers in your hand.  The meadow was cleared out, which is rare for a weekend since it would be filled to the brim with Velaris citizens to enjoy the weather. But that day everyone was in town, shopping for winter solstice that was right around the corner.  You would have been joining them if you could, but not that day.

Not on the anniversary of your mother’s birthday.

Her grave was tucked away at a secluded piece of land, owned by Rhysand and used just for his family.  It was a gift he wished to bestow on you when your mother passed away, making sure it was always well-kept and maintained.  Being the ever-loving cousin that he was, he never wished for you to stress over the gravesite or the funeral, but you did. She was the one woman who raised you since you were an infant on her own, not leaning on others for help and making sure you could survive in the world on your own.  You did, all thanks to her, and her sudden death at the hands of King Hybern and his invasion into Velaris devastated you to your core.

You were a wreck, but your mate stayed at your side.

Even now as you were placing the fresh flowers from Elaine’s personal garden on the grave, you knew he was standing not too far away and giving you the space you needed to both grieve and breathe.  You sensed him, you always have since you two met as teenagers and then became mates 300 years ago.�� He knew how to show he was close by without saying a single word, which made you grateful for him as you took in a long breath and looked at the small slab of marble that was in the ground.  Placing the flowers on top of the grave, you hummed.

“All is well here, Mother,” You replied, your voice softly floating in the air as the grass was swaying in the wind, “There’s peace again here in Velaris as we get ready for Winter Solstice.  It was your favorite holiday, as was mine.  It still is, and you should see the house and how we decorated it, plenty of garland and holly from head to toe.  I think Elaine went a bit overboard this year, but I can’t say no to her,”

You chuckled wetly, a few tears were hitting your cheeks as you felt a small sliver of a shadow licking against your arm.  You hummed, knowing who It was as the shadow swirled around your fingers, a silent request to join you.  You nodded once, the shadows flicking away then the soft sound of boots in the grass coming your way from behind.

“We all miss you, Mother,” You continued, the footsteps stopping right behind you as you wiped some tears away briskly, “It’s not the same without you here.  I know I miss you the most, I miss your laugh in the morning during coffee, I miss you telling Rhysand and Cassian to stop bickering with one another like they did when they were kids, and I miss hugging you.  Your embraces were always home to me, and I’ve been missing them so,”

A scarred yet gentle hand was placed on your shoulder then, the faintest of pressure along there as you sighed and more tears fell.  

“Azriel and I have been well.  Your shop is running so well, Mother.  You should see it, we’re almost sold out every day which helps in remodeling our home that you wanted us to have,” Once again you paused, clutching your fingers together a bit more as you were trying to find the right words in what you wanted to say.  Wounds still felt fresh under your skin, past memories of the first year without your mother were flooding back to you and how hard those nights were.  Not having her guidance or words of wisdom, not having her times of counsel when you were at a crossroads.  

He knew of your mother and admired her for not only raising you on her own but also being a support for him, Cassian, and Rhsyand as you were all growing up together.  He spoke to her about courting you, then later asking for your hand in marriage.  His respect for her was massive, to which your mother loved him all the more and approved instantly.

“I know you will love my daughter and treat her as your equal, Azriel.”

“I swear to you, I will,”

Azriel was the backbone you needed to get through that dark time, holding you every night when you were in tears, always sitting at your side when you were lost in thought, during his love to you every chance he could. Azriel knew the guilt you carried in not protecting your mother during the attack in the town square, finding you hunched over her body and screaming into the void as no life was evident in her.  That whole day was etched in tragedy and in pain.  Hearing his voice brought you peace during those rougher nights.

“Why do you always think you have to do everything on your own?” Azriel asked against your head as you were snuggled against him in bed one summer night, his fingers raking through your hair and your legs intertwined, “I vowed to carry your burdens in dire times, sweetheart.  You gotta let me,”

“I can’t,” You mourned into his shirt as he kissed your cheeks and shook his head.

“You can.  I can no longer stomach seeing you got through this on your own.  Grieving alone will kill you, baby.  I won’t let you do that to yourself, you hear me?” He asked, you looking up at him and seeing his own eyes glistening a bit with tears.  Tears from seeing you in pain, tears from not knowing how else to ease your pain and sorrow, and tears from simply thinking you were slipping away from him.  You were grateful for him, the stubborn Illryian that he was to simply not let you out of his sight.  You knew he also knew pain from his childhood and how true a mother’s love was.  

You gave him the softest smile, and for the first time in a long time, you felt your mating bond hum and flutter in simple love and affection.  It was safe to say your love for one another was simple and yet intense, mixed together in years of friendship and mutual respect.  

“I can’t lose you either,” He stated to you as you held him a bit tighter, “I’ll do whatever it takes to bring that light in your eyes again, the same light I fell in love with when we were young.  But losing you is not an option, not with me. I won’t survive in this world without you by my side,” He traced a few tears away with his scarred thumb, “I hate seeing you like this.  Please..let me help.”

So you let him in, and you felt your heart preparing itself slowly but surely.

Azriel knelt down next to you, a bundle nestled in his arm showing an infant baby sound asleep and tucked away in a warm cotton blanket.  You grinned at the sight, reaching over to tuck the blanket in a bit more under the chin of your babe, who cooed and snuggled into Azriel some more as the dark thick hair contrasted with the light yellow blanket.  Looking from the babe to Azriel, you saw him smile with a hint of love and pride in those hazel eyes, then finally looking back at the grave in front of you.

“I want you to meet someone, Mother.  This is your granddaughter,” You said softly, your voice no longer having pain but a sense of hope, “She was born in the summer, on the hottest day of the year actually.  Madja said she was born a week early, and almost didn’t make it through the night since she was too tiny.  But I knew, mother.  I knew she was a strong babe and she would bring us joy, and she has.  Her laugh reminds me of bells, she has her father’s eyes and my freckles, but I think she has your smile.  I wish you could have held her, she’s so soft and little but I knew she’s fierce,”

“Like her mother,” Azriel hummed next to you, having you grin again.  Your daughter was a shock for both you and Azriel, you both heard the news that you were with child and beyond happy.  There were talks of you two wanting to have a family, but nothing too serious.  Perhaps it was perfecting timing then, a new life coming into your little world that was still repairing itself and being made new.  Azriel saw a growing seed inside of you as you were moving along in your pregnancy, a new sense of hope that sprouted from the notion of being a mother and having your own baby to love and care for.

The rest of the Inner Circle was excited for the babe, Nesta throwing a baby shower for you when you were 7 months along, High Lady Feyre painting your nursery from top to bottom with stars and hillsides, and even Rhysand gifting you both with handmade furniture to put in the nursery.  Azriel requested Cassian and Elaine to be the godparents, and you knew that your child was going to have the best family to grow up with and to lean on. 

For that, you were thankful.  The same family that vowed to support you will now support your baby.

You and Azriel walked away from the grave and along the worn path in the meadow, you holding your daughter close in your arms as she was sleeping soundly without a care in the world.  Azriel had a hand along your lower back both as a sense of peace and a sense of familiar protection.  Every time you came to this place, you had moments of grief and sadness that came in small flickers of waves.  But it wasn’t all bad now.  Not with the life you had with your mate, with the Inner Circle, and now with your daughter.

Your daughter, who was named after her grandmother: Adeline Rose 

The End

Hurt and Comfort Promp Session

[rosaaeles]

something about her is soooo annie cresta coded

[kissingagrumpygiant]

One day I'll get to the bottom of the gale hate thing. Like what's wrong with him that's pissing everyone off he's literally just sitting there sopping wet and silly and he has a gay little earing and he compliments me all the time you guys are sick