#are they really divorced ?
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the book of bill is great
#INSANE timeline we're living in tbh#alex really said hmmm bill's tumblr sexyman status is slipping i need to make him more PATHETIC and CRINGE and GAY#and he was right!#congrats to ford on the divorce 💖#gravity falls#the book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#billford#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#alex hirsch
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#michael afton#william afton#ballora#fnaf sister location#fnaf 4#been a bit since I’ve done an unserious comic#I actually just really wanted to draw Ballora again ngl#William Afton is the most divorced man in that fnaf universe#not saying it actually went like this or anything#BUT THE IDEA William out of him missing his wife#makes ballora to basically belittle him for his failures#IS so funny and plankton coded that I just wanna believe it’s true#and the idea on top of all that Michael is there#like Michael is the one who stays with William the longest#I can only imagine the horrors he has witnessed#of his dad just missing his wife and Henry etc#men will make robot wife before going to therapy
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joongdok so far to me. specifically chp 370
#orv#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#joongdok#ever makes art#the wind down after the huge divorce blow out fight is so funny to me#yjh still attempting to smash his way into a genuine emotional connection as equals with the guy that made him eat literal dirt. thats amor#lol this is also partly bc i saw the official subway standee from the pop up store#and (almost) everyone sitting politely except for yjh manspreading ferociously is ALSO really funny
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A 6000+ years old demon thinks he can mend his broken heart by driving to the stars. Fool
#I haven’t drawn a good omens fanart in 5 years#but boy was I shook by the s2 finale#I’m really proud of how Bentley turned up here#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens season 2#the ineffable husbands#the ineffable divorce#aziraphale x crowley#crowley#crowley fanart#aziracrow#artist on tumblr#my art#ineffable husbands
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Holographic glitter fairy kitten sweater! Ford and Mabel needed way more screen time on the show. I like to think that Dipper is someone Ford can pass a legacy to, but Mabel is someone who taught Ford how to find joy. After a lifetime of using his talents to fuel his ambitions or survival, it would be so heartwarming to see him invent just to make his girly little niece smile.
#heal from your toxic divorce by becoming a girl dad#they have my whole heart#stanford pines#ford pines#mabel pines#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#pines family#sixer#mabel#grunkle ford#I’m really glad I’m in a place in life where I can make the fanart I wish I could have made at 14
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on the other side of the war
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please don’t repost!
(shop prints here!)
#art#archangel aziraphale#duke of hell crowley#i guess#they don’t really want to fight#divorced era#aziraphale#crowley#good omens#michael sheen#david tennant#good omens 2
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Desperately needed to do another shitpost and that Will Smith cock shame meme came to mind - I couldnt decide who fit who as you can see so now theres just a red and blu version lol which maybe indicates they dont quite fit the meme but shh Also kinda looks like a conspiracy board
I dunno why Scout would care so much about whether or not they stay together (they're the teams rock😩)
Cut below is me playing around with the images lol
I just thought it was funny
#tf2#team fortress 2#heavymedic#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#red oktoberfest#scout: if we dont make sure they stay together the whole friend group is over#i think its so funny how many divorce arcs they go through lol#this actually wasnt a good art day at all i was really struggling#and took me forever sigh#its how it is at least it shall post
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"It would really just be a shame, I think, to deprive our audience of just like, one more perfume commercial."
bonus:
#critical role#ygifs#ashley#sam#cr3#czepeku#I was ATTACKED I was ATTACKED and NO ONE CAME-wel#no one said they made another just for me but I think they made another one just for me????????????#i'm normal about it#divorced era pikelan really is too galaxy brain#this is also just braius and fearne's wedding video
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vaxleth matching shirts (inspired by this)
#vaxleth c3 era divorce is killing me. i have to joke about it or i die#critical role#cr spoilers#? not really. but to be safe#vaxleth#vax'ildan#vax#keyleth#keyleth of the air ashari#aceart
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divorcee meetup
#good omens#good omens fanart#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale x crowley#aziraphale#crowley#golswia#golswia art#s3au#messing with conceptsss and designss#archangel aziraphale#my best santa beard-man#crowley loosing colors and becoming divorced icon with femme fatale vibes#yes.#if i would do draw their s3 looks how i REALLY think...#crowley would be bald and have long merlin beard#cuz he is drama he is life#smooch that egg#make a scraf with that beard#u go#ohh#and protect the egg with beanie
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Pearl: Hey Geemm??
Gem: Yeah?
Pearl: You’re so wonderful, did you know?
Gem: Yeah, I did, I did know-
Pearl: You’re actually fantastic, you’re glorious, you’re beautiful, fantastic-
#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#gempearl#shiny duo#trafficblr#i love them sm#pearlgem#I dont think you guys know how much I love them#wild life smp#life series#they should make ou- I mean make up#the divorce arc is killing me#in a good way#this probably counts as traffic shipping#traffic shipping#someone take this duo away from my hands#patiently (not) waiting or the next session#really can't wait for the development of their relationship when Gem turns red
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FNAF movie Mike learns William Afton is a freak
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#michael afton#ballora#toy chica#william afton#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf 2#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#what was William Afton cooking#dudes the most divorced man ever I swear#sorry to Michael Afton again for your trauma#that’s rough buddy#Tbh I just really wanted to draw Ballora and Toy Chica#ballora is actually one of my favourite animatronics ever#gotta draw these two again sometime
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I desperately hope they keep the detail of sally selling Gabe’s statue because there is something so hilarious about that woman opening her front door, seeing that her ex-husband has been Medusa-ed, and going “you know I think he’d look nice at an art gallery”
It’d also be one hell of a divorce settlement and that’s what she deserves
#not really a divorce settlement but shhh#sally can do whatever she wants I’ll support her#I understand Poseidon I really do#she’s worth defying the king of the gods#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians
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mattfoggy from the like 2016 daredevil show were actually so crazy bc like. you’re best friends, you’re each others emergency contacts, everything that you’ve built for yourself as an adult is something you built together, and yet at the same time. your best friend has been lying to you since the day you fucking met. you know each other better than truly anyone else in the whole fucking world, and there is a fundamental piece of his existence that he never told you about. this shit could ruin everything you’ve built, could get him killed, and he didn’t tell you a word of it.
and on the flipside: here’s the one person you’ve ever gotten close to without getting abandoned, and you can’t even bring yourself to be fully honest with him bc how could he ever stay if you were. and he finds out and he leaves, bc of course he does, and you let him, bc it’s probably for the best and he can do what he fucking wants. you’re not gonna twist his arm to get him to fucking love you. but he comes back, and you both keep coming back through everything that follows, bc who else is going to know you like this?? what could ever fill the hole they’d leave behind??? everything you’ve built you’ve built together. how could you ever actually leave that behind?
#sorry read an old daredevil fic while going through an authors page and remembered that they’re lowkey insane LMAO#I just. really like seeing fictional couples get in awful life ruining fights. YAY DIVORCE!!!!#mattfoggy
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My creaking muse and his fragile flower glare
#CREAKING ETHO LETS GOOOO#this was just a silly little drawing#man I really need to work on my art more#all my recent posts have been halfassed oops#prob gonna do a proper creaking etho drawing soon#only time will tell#ethoslab#etho#creaking etho#ethoslab fanart#etho fanart#bdubs#bdoubleo100#bdubs fanart#bdoubleo100 fanart#divorce duo#divorce duo fanart#kelds art#Kelddaa
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