#are supposed to do

[poisonedprose]

father figure!joel miller who lets you spend the night on his couch if you want to

father figure!joel miller who indulges in your skin care routines even though he has no idea what it does

father figure!joel miller who brings you leftovers when he makes dinner he knows you like

father figure!joel miller who keeps every little trinket you find for him on patrol (but would never admit it)

father figure!joel miller who would throw his life on the line to save yours (but would never admit it)

father figure!joel miller who made maria teach him how to do hair so he could do yours

father figure!joel miller who is always there when you need a shoulder to cry on or a person to pester with jokes or whatever in between

father figure!joel miller who found you a working night light because he knew you were scared of the dark (self indulgent– really this is all self indulgent)

father figure!joel miller who memorizes things you say you like so he knows what to get you for your birthday

father figure!joel miller who always spoils you with a treat like ice cream or something else he happens to come upon every so often for doing a good job on patrol

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[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[itsnicsalad]

wanted to get this idea out of my head before i move on to other things aye🤙

[diornies]

letter to theo by vincent van gogh

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[eydilily]

promises

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i would say that, mentally speaking, i'm in a good place right now! physically of course, the crows continue their chanting,

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW

[bigskycastle]

knights and wizards for hw

[mad-serotonin]

Take It Easy☀️

[salamander-crimes]

what is it about the least canon-compliant aromantic headcanons that makes them the best. like when a character shows no romantic attraction okay that is pretty awesome. but when romance is a big part of a character/plot? oh now we're fucking cooking

[inky-duchess]

It's me y'all, I'm bitches

[catmask]

does anyone have like an anti aesthetic. like something you look at and can recognize as a complete fashion/interior design/artistic movement and understand it but it makes you shudder seeing it. i am not talking like “its morally bad” “its poorly structured” like just sheerly devoid of joy for you actually invites a repulse response.