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As a Green Day fan and seeing my fellows reblog this to mock her, just came here to say she cannot get any more embarrassing
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#anything just to be in the news#dumbass be saying words#as a Green Day fan and as a heavy mental fan and as a punk fan and as a rock fan#girl close ya mouth and leave us alone lmao#we punk fans don’t want u around#are celebrities just ai or real people#I swear folks laugh at how hard I roast people but if u ever ask me I have the same opinions irl#daddy paying for career big time#most boring artist ever#and that’s not even an insult#the lack of substance is palpable and we’re all tired of the constant bombarding with her marketing shit#pls god save us#anyways if this was at least Demi lovato …#only rock female artist that can speak#the rest pls shut up#canta súper bien - del palo te pone los pelos de punta 😍🥹
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this is so funny
#this was on a post abt how ‘theres so much ai art that ai is training on itself and becoming worse’#which is just like either patent misinformation or a complete misunderstanding of what someone was saying#because the vast majority of base ai models use large pre-captioned datasets taken from before ai even existed#thats why like. bing ai/dall e 3 cant do anything that became popular after 2018#it doesnt know what covid is or what zoom is or most recent celebrities. despite coming out in 2023#the only thing this MIGHT be a problem for is people who make like fine tuned stable diffusion models on anime art or whatever#or like the weird sites like deviantart who apparently comb their uploads for ai training?#but even then. the proportion of ai art to real art is not even close to big enough to ‘kill’ ai#like that person said. its crazy to try and pretend we can put the genie back in the bottle…
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the problem with AI is that it sucks shit but its benefits are actually tangible; every idiot on the block wanted a piece of NFTs and crypto but they still died quickly because they just didn't have legs to get anywhere beyond the immediate unspecific hype, but companies very much can lay off a bunch of artists and writers who take days or weeks or months to work and replace them with a guy who can shit out AI trash in five minutes
#'it looks bad' 'AI prompters don't know how to make adjustments based on feedback'#yeah! the people making the business decisions behind these things don't care about that lol#NFTs and crypto were great very early for people who were aware the entire time that they would ONLY be great very early#AI actually creates something#it's a toy you can put in apps for people on facebook to play with#like you can't PLAY with an NFT you could just buy or sell them and say 'look I bought or sold this'#the value of them was only ever imaginary so the lifespan of that value was necessarily very short#AI is like. I made you a bespoke image and it's mostly pretty good. like it's very clear what the actual point of it is#SUCKS. DON'T LIKE THAT ONE BIT. even without the Ethics I'm sick of seeing AI stuff everywhere it really just sucks lol#but also you know.... everything else about it#AI writing giving dangerous advice or incorrect facts which unsuspecting people accept without question#AI art looking deeply uncanny in an offputting way even when it's not obviously Bad upfront#AI being able to dupe living artists' work because it's been scraping indiscriminately and without consent#AI being able to spit out horrible necromantic puppets of dead celebrities#AI being able to add a sense of real-person credibility to misinformation bots#the insane?? energy costs????#everything. all of it#man.
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THINGS TO MANIFEST . MASTERLIST .
hey guys!!!! i have scrolled through a bunch of those "things to manifest" posts and i have decided to create a masterlist. i have combined posts from me and others. MOST CREDIT GOES TO THESE PEOPLE!!
@j444de @itsrlymine @love4ng1e @cherrysaltvape41 @b4ddprincess @urfavstargirl @sarida-candy @stilljuststardust @heavenangelly @scentedpeachlandcreator
── .✦ Being able to shift, manifest, or go into the void on command
── .✦ Can’t get bullied
── .✦ Desired family
── .✦ Extremely rich
── .✦ Living my dream life
── .✦ Starring in your favorite movies
── .✦ I speak [insert languages] on a native level. I’m so good at these languages I can type 200 wpm in each, and I know more than most native adults! I cannot forget languages and will keep them for the rest of my life.
── .✦ DF and DB
── .✦ Always healthy
── .✦ Love school and popular
── .✦ I’m everyone’s type, I get along with everyone, and I have no enemies.
── .✦ I mog every model
── .✦ [Your town/city] has amazing public transit and metro
── .✦ I embody the [insert] aesthetic
── .✦ I always smell like [insert scent]
── .✦ My grandparents are: [insert famous people]
── .✦ I have an extremely high spice and pain tolerance
── .✦ I always have proof that I’m related to famous people, and people believe me
── .✦ There’s usually thunderstorms at night
── .✦ I’m the most attractive person in the school
── .✦ No matter where we travel, me or my family is always protected and safe. Nothing bad can happen to us. We can’t die until we are old. I can’t die unless I want to, and it will be peaceful. I will barely age. My family and I are free from any disease, including age-related ones, and cannot get severely injured. We will live happy, long lives. We can never get in any danger, no matter what time it is or where we are.
── .✦ I can never get hate online or in real life
── .✦ I can do anything on Roblox and not get banned, exploits and anything
── .✦ I have a huge, close friend group where nobody is left out
── .✦ I always have amazing and perfect grades; I’ve had amazing grades my whole life.
── .✦ On my Notion, I have a script for everything, and there’s an AI that helps me find the one.
── .✦ I’m a master shifter and manifestor. I can spawn things. I always get into the void state and shift if I affirm 3 times.
── .✦ I have a tiny fairy companion that lives in our garden
── .✦ I don’t wear glasses and have amazing vision
── .✦ I find skincare relaxing and fun, and I have all the best Korean skincare products
── .✦ I look amazing in every picture; I’m videogenic and photogenic
── .✦ Being a mermaid
── .✦ Being a fairy
── .✦ Having a secret house in your closet
── .✦ Having a portal that leads to your DR in your room
── .✦ Being able to breathe underwater
── .✦ Having psychic powers
── .✦ Your blood being pink (or any color)
── .✦ Having a fairy friend
── .✦ Being able to fly
── .✦ Being able to read someone’s mind
── .✦ Changing your hair color to an unnatural color
── .✦ Your pets being able to talk to you
── .✦ Your toys/dolls being able to talk
── .✦ Revising someone’s birth
── .✦ Having a mermaid friend
── .✦ Your tears having glitter in them
── .✦ Being able to go back in time
── .✦ Being able to grow flowers
── .✦ Being able to heal wounds
── .✦ Manipulating water
── .✦ Manipulating fire
── .✦ Manipulating earth
── .✦ Creating objects from your body
── .✦ Controlling the weather
── .✦ Being able to break anything with your voice
── .✦ Being able to not eat for days
── .✦ Appearing in someone’s dreams
── .✦ Being able to touch a cloud
── .✦ Being able to touch a star
── .✦ Being best friends with a celebrity
── .✦ Being able to clean your room just by clicking your fingers
── .✦ Flowers talking to you
── .✦ Having a pet unicorn
── .✦ Everyone forgetting you
── .✦ Your drink filling up the moment you finish it
── .✦ A fancy car
── .✦ To become a billionaire or a millionaire
── .✦ A tiny fairy
── .✦ A flying magical pet or plushie that helps you and grants your wishes
── .✦ A magical wand
── .✦ A magic door that exists inside your closet
── .✦ A hidden garden just for yourself
── .✦ Superpowers
── .✦ Able to shapeshift
── .✦ Just snapping your finger once, and you tap into the void state instantly
── .✦ Having a photographic memory
── .✦ A billion-dollar mansion/penthouse
── .✦ Owning land
── .✦ Having a (hot) bodyguard
── .✦ Princess treatment
── .✦ Ideal boyfriend (down to the smallest detail, could even be your fictional character)
── .✦ Always receiving expensive gifts
── .✦ Desired phones (iPhones or even Samsung)
── .✦ Supernatural friends
── .✦ Your desired friend group
── .✦ Desired best friend
── .✦ How people view you (high self-concept)
── .✦ Desired career
── .✦ Being a famous YouTuber
── .✦ Meeting with your favorite celebrities
── .✦ Owning a big company
── .✦ Being a nepobaby
── .✦ Having the ability to appear things from thin air
── .✦ Being popular in school
── .✦ Being the most beautiful girl in the entire universe
── .✦ Modeling
── .✦ Having A marks in every subject no matter what without studying
── .✦ Revising your past grades to perfection
── .✦ Revising your whole life
── .✦ Having pretty privilege
── .✦ Getting food for free
── .✦ Manifesting fictional characters to reality
── .✦ Desired scenarios to happen (even the most unrealistic ones)
── .✦ Dating your crush (they can be your celebrity crush)
── .✦ Ability to fly
── .✦ Turning into mythical creatures
── .✦ Expensive apartment
── .✦ Desired pet (cats or dogs)
── .✦ Getting accepted into a desired college
── .✦ Desired face and body
── .✦ You can change the color of your eyes at will
── .✦ Your house gets all cleaned with just a snap of your finger
── .✦ Turning into a vampire or mermaid
── .✦ Being able to read minds
── .✦ Telekinesis power
── .✦ Superhuman intelligence
── .✦ Living in a castle
── .✦ Having maids
── .✦ Revising your whole family
── .✦ Ranking first place in your school or college
── .✦ Having fans
── .✦ Having rich parents
── .✦ Getting popular on TikTok
── .✦ Being the trend
── .✦ Revising embarrassing events
── .✦ Getting asked out by hot and loyal guys
── .✦ Living the Wattpad life
── .✦ Being skilled in something (art, sports, etc.)
── .✦ Less period pain
── .✦ Able to shift instantly on command
── .✦ Having your desired wardrobe
── .✦ Skilled at playing games on the first try
── .✦ Your desired setup
── .✦ Getting money out of nowhere
── .✦ Lucky girl syndrome
── .✦ Scripting your own story
── .✦ Your Pinterest board becomes true
── .✦ Manifesting your desired app
── .✦ Making classes get canceled
── .✦ Making exams get canceled
── .✦ Manifesting Xbox or PlayStation 5
── .✦ Ability to time travel
── .✦ Traveling to your desired country
── .✦ Moving out to your desired country or place
── .✦ Having a magic tattoo that has powers (inspired by the K-drama “My Demon”)
── .✦ Being a math genius
── .✦ Being a trust fund/nepotism baby
── .✦ Owning a private plane
── .✦ Having a vacation home all over the world
── .✦ Being a millionaire, billionaire, or trillionaire
── .✦ Owning multiple businesses/shares and being a popular name amongst people
── .✦ Having lots of connections
── .✦ Easily getting visas for your desired countries
── .✦ Going on vacation a lot
── .✦ Any money you spend comes back x100
── .✦ Immune to getting scammed, robbed, debt, or losing lots of money
── .✦ Having a mansion of your desired aesthetic
── .✦ Having your desired cars
── .✦ Having your desired jewelry
── .✦ A magnetic and powerful aura that demands attention and respect from everyone
── .✦ Living in a palace with helpers, cleaners, personal chefs, gardeners, etc.
── .✦ Extreme beauty — people cannot believe it
── .✦ Always use your money for good and not get blindsided by it
── .✦ You naturally smell like perfume, your favorite smell/food, etc.
── .✦ Continuation of the last one but your sweat and other BO just smells like whatever you chose for #1
── .✦ You have really fancy handwriting
── .✦ Make a Pinterest board of your dream closet and manifest that you have them
── .✦ You can do complicated and beautiful hairstyles/braids easily
── .✦ Manifest a specific aura color
── .✦ Manifest you can see auras
── .✦ Being incredibly photogenic even in candids
── .✦ Always know when someone is lying
── .✦ No color washes you out; they all look perfect on you
── .✦ Getting a really fun/aesthetic job that isn’t stressful + has good benefits
── .✦ Perfectly shaped + long natural nails
── .✦ People like making playlists/Pinterest boards for you
── .✦ Everyone in the class is friends
── .✦ There are always interesting choices happening at school
── .✦ Your class photos are good
── .✦ School is fun
── .✦ The materials are simple and easy
── .✦ You are alone in your locker
── .✦ You always have 100%
── .✦ You understand everything
── .✦ Your handwriting is legible
── .✦ Not having a uniform or having the uniform of your choice
── .✦ Go to the desired school
── .✦ You are in the same class as your friends
── .✦ You can work in a team
── .✦ You can still listen to music at school
── .✦ School is free
── .✦ School goes by quickly
── .✦ Have your desired body
── .✦ Loving your body
── .✦ Have confidence in your body
── .✦ Always have your desired body
── .✦ No one is made fun of for their body
── .✦ Have unlimited money
── .✦ Never run out of money
── .✦ The chosen ones are not expensive
── .✦ You have the clothes you want
── .✦ You always find your desired clothes
── .✦ Your style is unique
── .✦ You have the desired popularity
── .✦ People are interested in knowing you
── .✦ People aren’t fake to you
── .✦ You start trends
── .✦ You have the job you want
── .✦ You have the desired schedule
── .✦ The desired person works with you
── .✦ You have the desired salary
── .✦ You have your desired home
── .✦ The price of your house is low
── .✦ You have the desired decoration in your home
── .✦ You have the desired friends
── .✦ Your friends are extremely faithful
── .✦ You have a good time with your friends
── .✦ You always have amazing adventures with your friends
── .✦ You are never on the side
── .✦ Your friends are always with you, you are never left behind
── .✦ Your friends will never betray you
── .✦ If you have friends online, they’re always online when you want to talk to them
── .✦ You sort with your desired person
── .✦ Everything is going well in the relationship
── .✦ Your desired person hides nothing from you
── .✦ Your desired person will never cheat on you
── .✦ Your relationship is perfect in your eyes
── .✦ Your relationship is perfect according to you
── .✦ Your lover gives you affection
── .✦ Your lover understands you
── .✦ You can manifest whatever you want
── .✦ Everyone finds this normal
── .✦ You always have ideas of what to manifest
── .✦ Your art style is unique
── .✦ You always have ideas
── .✦ You have your dream life
── .✦ You always have the answer to your questions
── .✦ Nothing strange is happening
── .✦ TONS of food available
── .✦ A board with all the food you’ll have
── .✦ The ability to say anything and make it appear, happen, or change
── .✦ The ability to think of anything and make it appear, happen, or change
── .✦ The ability to look at anything on Pinterest and make it appear, happen, or change
── .✦ Whenever magic is done (making something appear, changing something, etc.), there’s a cute little sparkly noise
── .✦ The ability to think of things to add to scripts that wouldn’t have been thought of otherwise
── .✦ A ‘Spotify Future’ app that shows music that will be released in the next year or two
── .✦ A MASSIVE closet
── .✦ A bedroom with a balcony
── .✦ The ability to see a makeup look you like, make all the products used appear, and know how to recreate the look
── .✦ Manifest a pet unicorn in the void state
── .✦ Manifest desired people from scratch in the void state
── .✦ Manifest an actual mermaid friend in the void state
── .✦ Revise a death in the void state
── .✦ Manifest being a quadrillionaire without questions asked
── .✦ A shopping spree
── .✦ So much food
── .✦ Manifest weight loss while eating more and not gaining weight
── .✦ Find lost items
── .✦ A cat that actually obeys
── .✦ Greater confidence
── .✦ Passing a driving test
── .✦ Good grades
── .✦ A dream internship at the theatre
── .✦ A dream job at a university (even after rejection)
── .✦ Seeing your favorite artist in concert
── .✦ Traveling to favorite cities
── .✦ Going to festivals
── .✦ Toxic people removed from life
── .✦ A designer bag
── .✦ A dream body
── .✦ Going on really nice dates (dinner, jazz bars, museums), with princess treatment & gifts
── .✦ New and amazing friends
── .✦ Never having to worry about money
── .✦ A special person writing a heartfelt letter
── .✦ Seeing a favorite ballet performance
── .✦ Being safe and protected always
── .✦ A journal that writes your thoughts and dreams on its own.
── .✦ A tiny dragon that talks and lives in your pocket.
── .✦ A crystal that grants you one wish every night.
── .✦ A cloak that turns you invisible when you wear it.
── .✦ A door that opens into a secret magical forest.
── .✦ A pet cloud that follows you and rains glitter.
── .✦ The power to pause time with a snap of your fingers.
── .✦ A bookshelf that gives you new books you’ll love every week.
── .✦ A potion that lets you turn into any animal.
── .✦ A floating lantern that shows you hidden treasures.
── .✦ A room that changes into whatever you need—like a garden or movie theater.
── .✦ The power to fly whenever you want.
── .✦ A tree that grows jewels and glowing fruits.
── .✦ A tiny tea set that comes to life and talks to you.
── .✦ A tattoo that glows and changes with your emotions.
── .✦ A mirror that gives you compliments and good advice.
── .✦ A map that lets you teleport anywhere you touch.
── .✦ The power to speak to animals and understand them.
── .✦ A star that follows you at night and listens to your secrets.
── .✦ A garden that blooms only when you visit.
── .✦ Superpowers that activate when you say a secret word.
── .✦ A wardrobe that gives you the perfect outfit every time.
── .✦ A fairy that helps you and grants small wishes.
── .✦ A plant that glows in the dark and sings when it’s happy.
── .✦ A ring that lets you visit your dreams like they’re real.
── .✦ A pair of shoes that let you walk on water.
── .✦ A blanket that makes you feel perfectly cozy no matter the weather.
── .✦ A necklace that glows when someone tells the truth.
── .✦ A compass that always points to something you’re looking for.
── .✦ A cup that refills itself with your favorite drink.
── .✦ A ring that lets you see hidden magical creatures.
── .✦ A pencil that writes answers to any question you ask.
── .✦ having a big friend group that you can play among us with
── .✦ a jellycat collection
── .✦ an antique photograph collection
── .✦ never get caught doing anything illegal
── .✦ collabing with your favourite youtuber
── .✦ free public transit anywhere for life
── .✦ being able to hold your breath forever
── .✦ having a universal key for any door
── .✦ a lazy river in your house
── .✦ being able to watch movie that will be released in the future
── .✦ Being tik tok famous
── .✦ Being a billionaire
── .✦ Your favorite celeb noticing you
── .✦ Your perfumes lasting forever
── .✦ Clear skin
── .✦ Teacher actually liking you
── .✦ When you buy food you get extra for free
── .✦ Cosmetics never running out
── .✦ Always have perfect grades no matter what
── .✦ Being hairless (only desired parts)
── .✦ Having manga lashes
── .✦ Your parents being rich
── .✦ Changing your birth name
── .✦ Travel for free (imagine going to Japan omg)
── .✦ Going to a concert for free
── .✦ Kamala being president
── .✦ Having a cat
── .✦ Having a mermaid friend
── .✦ Never gaining weight
── .✦ Your celebrity crush being obsessed with you
── .✦ Being a celebrity
── .✦ Victoria's Secret bringing back the 2014 vibes
── .✦ People forgetting about your cringe moments
── .✦ Finding 20$ on the street everyday
── .✦ Your favorite bakery/coffee shop being at your desired place
── .✦ Lipgloss lasting for hours
── .✦ Nail polish lasting for days
── .✦ Strong and long nails
── .✦ Your crush thinking about you 24/7
── .✦ Having real friends
── .✦ Being popular at school
── .✦ Going to boarding school
── .✦ Brands sending you PR packages for no reason
── .✦ Being a Nepo's baby best friend
── .✦ Perfect hair
── .✦ Everyone treating you like a goddess
── .✦ Lip combo lasting for the whole day
── .✦ Men giving you money and gifts for just being pretty
── .✦ Revising hair heat damage
── .✦ Your favorite brand sending you gifts
── .✦ Having every pack on The Sims 4
── .✦ Having your dream job
── .✦ The college of your dreams begging you to join them
── .✦ Have super soft hands
── .✦ Mascara never getting clumpy
── .✦ Having a pink Christmas
── .✦ Having all the gifts you asked for Christmas
── .✦ Speaking the language of your choice
── .✦ Eyebrows being the perfect shape
── .✦ School being cancelled
── .✦ K-beauty being free/cheap
── .✦ Having the vintage clothes that you see on Pinterest but never find
── .✦ Food you're craving
── .✦ Decorating your room
── .✦ Having a Lana Del Rey summer
── .✦ Having a Gilmore Girls autumn
── .✦ A new phone
── .✦ Friend group who actually likes you
── .✦ Living a trope in real life
── .✦ Going to a party like Euphoria
── .✦ Revising watching your favorite show/movie to watch it like it's the first time again
── .✦ Revising someone's death
── .✦ Smaller/taller height
── .✦ Having a fairy as a best friend
── .✦ Having perfect makeup skills
── .✦ A closet like Barbie (life in the dream house)
── .✦ Changing your natural hair color
── .✦ Changing your facial features
── .✦ Going to a party like Skins
── .✦ Your favorite celeb posting your face and asking who you are because they find you insanely attractive
── .✦ Insane hair growth
── .✦ Having skin like Wonyoung
── .✦ Tasting your favorite food for the first time
── .✦ Your crush being obsessed with your perfume
── .✦ Your parents not being strict
── .✦ Your school being cute and aesthetic
── .✦ Fast food always giving you extra sauces
── .✦ Travelling around the world with your best friend
── .✦ Having your desired body
── .✦ Revising bad grades
── .✦ Being a K-pop idol
── .✦ Having Infinite Robux
── .✦ Being VIP in Dress to Impress
── .✦ Acrylic nails lasting months
── .✦ Never getting sick
── .✦ Your whole class going on vacation
── .✦ Having heterochromia
── .✦ Decorating your room for free
── .✦ Banning your old TikTok account
── .✦ Your lips being cherry red and glossy
── .✦ Being soft as a baby
── .✦ Your hair never getting greasy
── .✦ School being effortlessly easy
── .✦ Everyone having flip phones
── .✦ Having slim hands
── .✦ Living in NYC
── .✦ Your family never having to face financial issues
── .✦ Being the daughter of a model
── .✦ Changing your whole face
── .✦ Having all Juicy Couture clothes and bags
── .✦ 25,000$
── .✦ Unlimited food
── .✦ Having a portal in your room that leads to your dream room (DR)
── .✦ Makeup being free
── .✦ Being loved by everyone in your town like Rory Gilmore
── .✦ Perfect teeth
── .✦ A pink phone
── .✦ People looking at you because you're gorgeous every time you go out
── .✦ Your perfume smelling unique on you
── .✦ Never losing your favorite gloss
── .✦ Candles never having a weird shape after a while
── .✦ Your makeup staying all day
── .✦ Waking up with perfect, detangled hair every day
#things to manifest#things to manifest archives by seahorse duh#affirm and persist#how to manifest#law of assumption#law of attraction#loa success#loablr#manifestation#master manifestor
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There is no such thing as AI.
How to help the non technical and less online people in your life navigate the latest techbro grift.
I've seen other people say stuff to this effect but it's worth reiterating. Today in class, my professor was talking about a news article where a celebrity's likeness was used in an ai image without their permission. Then she mentioned a guest lecture about how AI is going to help finance professionals. Then I pointed out, those two things aren't really related.
The term AI is being used to obfuscate details about multiple semi-related technologies.
Traditionally in sci-fi, AI means artificial general intelligence like Data from star trek, or the terminator. This, I shouldn't need to say, doesn't exist. Techbros use the term AI to trick investors into funding their projects. It's largely a grift.
What is the term AI being used to obfuscate?
If you want to help the less online and less tech literate people in your life navigate the hype around AI, the best way to do it is to encourage them to change their language around AI topics.
By calling these technologies what they really are, and encouraging the people around us to know the real names, we can help lift the veil, kill the hype, and keep people safe from scams. Here are some starting points, which I am just pulling from Wikipedia. I'd highly encourage you to do your own research.
Machine learning (ML): is an umbrella term for solving problems for which development of algorithms by human programmers would be cost-prohibitive, and instead the problems are solved by helping machines "discover" their "own" algorithms, without needing to be explicitly told what to do by any human-developed algorithms. (This is the basis of most technologically people call AI)
Language model: (LM or LLM) is a probabilistic model of a natural language that can generate probabilities of a series of words, based on text corpora in one or multiple languages it was trained on. (This would be your ChatGPT.)
Generative adversarial network (GAN): is a class of machine learning framework and a prominent framework for approaching generative AI. In a GAN, two neural networks contest with each other in the form of a zero-sum game, where one agent's gain is another agent's loss. (This is the source of some AI images and deepfakes.)
Diffusion Models: Models that generate the probability distribution of a given dataset. In image generation, a neural network is trained to denoise images with added gaussian noise by learning to remove the noise. After the training is complete, it can then be used for image generation by starting with a random noise image and denoise that. (This is the more common technology behind AI images, including Dall-E and Stable Diffusion. I added this one to the post after as it was brought to my attention it is now more common than GANs.)
I know these terms are more technical, but they are also more accurate, and they can easily be explained in a way non-technical people can understand. The grifters are using language to give this technology its power, so we can use language to take it's power away and let people see it for what it really is.
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I am once again reminding people that Vocaloid and other singing synthesizers are not the same as those AI voice models made from celebrities and cartoon characters and the like.
Singing synthesizers are virtual instruments. Vocaloids use audio samples of real human voices the way some other virtual instruments will sample real guitars and pianos and the like, but they still need to be "played", per say, and getting good results requires a lot of manual manipulation of these samples within a synthesis engine.
Crucially, though, the main distinction here is consent. Commercial singing synthesizers are made by contracting vocalists to use their voices to create these sample libraries. They agree to the process and are compensated for their time and labor.
Some synthesizer engines like Vocaloid and Synthesizer V do have "AI" voice libraries, meaning that part of the rendering process involves using an AI model trained on data from the voice provider singing in order to ideally result in more naturalistic synthesis, but again, this is done with consent, and still requires a lot of manual input on the part of the user. They are still virtual instruments, not voice clones that auto-generate output based on prompts.
In fact, in the DIY singing synth community, making voice libraries out of samples you don't have permission to use is generally frowned upon, and is a violation of most DIY engines' terms of service, such as UTAU.
Please do research before jumping to conclusions about anything that remotely resembles AI generation. Also, please think through your anti-AI stance a little more than "technology bad"; think about who it hurts and when it hurts them so you can approach it from an informed, critical perspective rather than just something to be blindly angry about. You're not helping artists/vocalists/etc. if you aren't focused on combating actual theft and exploitation.
#long post#last post I'm making about this I'm tired of commenting on other posts about it lol#500#1k
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Birdie
John "Bucky" Egan x female!reader
Summary: A rare night out in London has Bucky coming to terms with his feelings for you.
Word Count: 2.9k
Tags: mechanic!reader, songbird!reader, female!reader, she/her pronouns used, drinking culture, cursing, mutual pining, moderate bouts of denial, insecurities, women supporting women because it's what we deserve, let's pretend that The Old Therebefore is an ancient Appalachian folk song in this universe, maybe she's a Mary Sue idgaf, I just wanted to write something happy so LET ME LIVE, WWII era, there's no Y/N but reader has the nickname "Birdie"
A/N: Yeah, I'm obsessed with Masters of the Air. I had to write something for my mans before the creative procrastination literally killed me. Please leave a like, comment, or even a reblog if you're so inclined :)
You can read my OC version of this story on AO3!
Songs Mentioned in This Fic:
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by The Andrews Sisters
G.I. Jive by Johnny Mercer
The Ole Therebefore (Accapella) by Rachel Zegler
Disclaimer: I own nothing. This story and any recognizably named characters are based solely on dramatic portrayals of the characters from the series, not the real individuals they represent. All the respect to the actual service people who fought and died in the Second World War. Also, don't copy my writing without explicit permission. That includes you, you AI sonuvabitch.
Your heels clicked on the cobblestone streets, turning into the pub you’d heard so much about. You were out celebrating a very rare weekend off. The Brass had somehow allowed you and twenty other mechanics from base two days leave, so you took advantage of the opportunity and headed straight to London.
Your two best girlfriends from base were with you. Teresa was one of the toughest nurses you’d ever come across. She could give you a wide grin, crinkles around her hazel eyes, and reset a broken bone without breaking a sweat. It helps that she was already working towards becoming a nurse back in New Mexico, the war just sped along that process. You had bonded over your love of books, giving each other recommendations almost weekly.
You’d met Irene on the boat to England. She puked on your shoes almost thirty minutes exactly after leaving the port in New York. You gave a small grin, offering her a handkerchief and a piece of ginger candy and the rest was history. Finding out that she was a fellow mechanic was the icing on the cake. Coming in at a whopping five foot two, the spritely blonde could easily be found in a crowd with her loud Appalachian accent.
It seemed almost like fate for the three of you to have found each other. Being some of the few women on base naturally made you close, but you were closer with Irene and Teresa than any of the others. That’s not to say that you weren’t friends with any of the men, because you were. Friendly.
All three of you were dressed to the nines, in contradiction to your everyday work wear. You all got ready together in your hotel room, giggling while you applied makeup here, spritzed some perfume there. You all felt confident and were ready to have a good time. You spotted some familiar faces and made your way over towards them, your friends linked arm-in-arm with you. Lemmons was the first to greet you.
Of the fifty men on the ground crew, Sgt. Ken Lemmons was the most welcoming of them all. From the get-go, he didn’t care if you were a man or woman. He just wanted to know that you were capable. You were sure he had to go through some hazing because of his age, which probably changed his perspective on gatekeeping the job. This made earning and maintaining respect a lot easier for the women on your crew. We all came over with the same goal, it was better for all if we just helped each other out.
“Hey Birdie! Nice to see you out and about.”
Ah, the famed nickname. You tend to hum and sing under your breath when elbow-deep in a project. It helps you pass the time and clear your mind. Of course, the rest of the ground crew quickly caught on to this habit of yours, which quickly earned you the nickname “Birdie”. You, of course, never sing solo in public, so this confuses anyone who’s not around you while you’re working. But the name stuck, so here you are. Birdie.
Chairs are quickly cleared for you and your friends, which you all graciously take. You go up to buy some drinks, knowing what your friends like, and quickly return with your drinks of choice. Conversation flows, laughs are shared, and a few drinking games are played over the next hours. Teresa soon speaks up on a topic you’d been hoping to avoid.
“Do you think he’ll be here tonight?”
You shrug and look into your drink, “Dunno. Why does it matter?”
Irene, the ever supportive best friend that she is, backs up Teresa. “What do you mean ‘why’? This is your chance to finally make a move!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You quickly deny, taking another sip.
An unladylike snort leaves Irene, “My ass! You and Major Egan have been making googly eyes at each other when you think the other’s not looking for months. I’m saying it’s time for you to perk your tits up, buck on over and ride that—!” You slam your drink on the table, pressing your hand over Irene’s mouth, heat rising to your cheeks in embarrassment.
“Are you insane?” You whisper harshly, looking around to make sure no one overheard you. You seem to be in the clear, which makes you calm down a bit. Irene pushes off your hand, takes a swig of her drink, and consults the person who started this whole conversation.
“Am I wrong?” You look to Teresa, who cringes slightly in agreement.
You gape at the pair of them. Normally, you were the median between the two girls who had vastly differing opinions. But this is what made them come to a consensus? Unbelievable.
“Look, I’m not saying that I don’t want to.” You start, which makes your friends nod encouragingly at you. “It’s just that… Is he really as interested as you think he is?”
They both groan and slump against each other, like they’d just run a marathon. Teresa sits up, scooching your chair in closer so that the three of you were in a private triangle, cut off from the rest of the group.
“Let’s look at the facts here, okay?” Teresa starts to tick off a finger with each point she and Irene make. But you seem to always have a rebuttal at the ready.
“He brings you coffee every morning.”
“I thought he does that for everyone.”
“He constantly fixes his hair when you’re around.”
“He takes care of his appearance!”
“He walks you to the mess hall every day for dinner.”
“We just happen to be going the same way. And we happen to have the same dinner schedule.”
“He read The Hobbit when you said how much you loved it.”
“He’s an adventurous guy, it’s an adventurous book, what’s not to like about it?”
“You two literally will walk and talk outside alone for hours.”
“A man can’t have a stimulating conversation with a woman?”
“He laughs at all your dumb jokes.”
“Hey! They’re not all dumb. Like, the one with the goose and the—”
“Point proven. Anyways! He has your picture in the inside pocket of his jacket.”
That one stops you in your tracks. You brain tries to justify this meaning but comes up blank.
“He…” You struggle with an excuse. “He…” Your best friends give victorious smirks in your direction.
“He… likes the extra padding in his jacket?” You stutter over what is possibly the most pathetic, sorry excuse you could have ever come up with.
“When are you gonna admit to yourself that he likes you? Like, actually truly likes you?”
You gave a sad sigh, letting the insecurity you were feeling deep down come to the surface. “I just… He’s just so…” You had stomped down your feelings for so long that it was becoming hard to articulate what exactly you’re feeling.
“He just seems so unreal. Like, of everyone he could have chosen, why me? I mean, I know I’m great. But you’ve seen the other girls on base. They’re all so beautiful, smart, classy… and none of them are covered in engine oil ninety percent of the time.” You looked down at your hands, specks of grease and oil peeking out from beneath your nail beds. It seems like it would never completely wash out, no matter how hard you scrubbed. You hadn’t even painted your nails for this weekend, knowing it would be money wasted come Monday morning when you’re back on the clock.
Teresa and Irene share a look that you don’t see, then come forward and grab each of your hands.
“The words you just used to describe those girls. All of that is you, Birdie. That and more. You being a mechanic doesn’t make you any less of a woman, and to hell with anyone else who thinks otherwise.” You nodded in agreement, Irene’s words of encouragement slowly washing away your anxieties.
Teresa spoke up next, “You deserve someone who will rearrange the stars and the whole night sky for you. And I’m more than willing to bet that Major Egan is up for the job.”
“Besides, none of that 'unreal' stuff. At the end of the day, John Egan is nothing more than a man. If he can’t look past his nose and his d—" You gave a squeak to cover up the vulgar word Irene was about to blurt in public. She rolled her eyes fondly and continued.
“If he can’t see what you’re worth and make the effort to treat you a hundred times better than that? That’s on him. Not you. You know what you deserve, and you deserve everything you want. Absolutely everything.”
You sniffed, happy tears coming to your eyes. You brought your best friends in for a hug, thanking them profusely.
“Don’t sweat it,” Teresa grins into your shoulder “every girl needs to be pulled out of her well sometime.”
You pull back from the hug, grabbing your glass and tipping your head back, finishing the rest of your drink. “Even if he’s not gonna be here, let’s have a ball!” Your girlfriends cheer as the three of you go to the bar for refills.
One drink turns into two, which turns into a few more, and suddenly you’re buzzed. Your group are having a rambunctious time, Irene dancing by the local piano player. Once Irene looks over to you, she stops and whispers in the player’s ear. He nods, then starts a new tune. Irene starts up her voice, walking over to you and Teresa, encouraging you to join her.
The alcohol has loosened you up enough that you don’t feel the nausea you usually associate with being perceived, so you join in the harmonies you and your friends have practiced in your bunks at night.
He was a famous trumpet man from out Chicago way
He had a boogie style that no one else could play
He was the top man at his craft
But then his number came up and he was gone with the draft
Soon the whole pub was jumping and dancing along to the tune as you brought a new vibe to the pub. It was like a spark that started an entirely new night and everyone was eager to go on forever.
One song turns into an entire set, which ends with a full rendition of G.I. Jive, which had everyone singing along. It was a magical moment; made you feel like you were a part of something important.
Irene sidles up to you, giving you a hug. She says in your ear,
“I think it’s time to slow it down a bit. How about you sing that song I taught you.”
She means an old Appalachian folk song that’s been in her family for generations. You had heard her sing it one night and immediately loved the dark, but strong nature of the lyrics. It was an honor to learn it from her.
“I don’t know, it’s your family’s song and…”
“And I can’t think of anyone better to sing it to these soldiers.” You gave each other a look, her slight eyebrow raise gave you the courage to nod in acceptance. She smiled, hugging you again, her voice yelled out to the crowd.
“Birdie’s gonna sing solo!”
The announcement is met with raucous applause, Irene and Teresa shoving you towards a dodgy looking table. Crank offers a hand up, which you take gratefully. As you find your bearings on the tabletop, you quickly spin around and find all eyes on you.
The crackling energy in the air seemed to simmer, the fast-beating hearts of the pubgoers recognizing a moment to acknowledge you. Nausea starts to make an appearance, but a deep breath quells the sensation within you for the time being.
You take another deep breath. Inhale, exhale. Inhale. Exhale.
You close your eyes, open your mouth, and sing.
Meanwhile….
Majors Gale Cleven and John Egan walk down the familiar street, one eager to catch up with his fellow countrymen’s alcohol intake, the other just happy to spend time with his friends. They were arriving later to the festivities due to being caught up in filling out reports. By far the worst part of having a higher rank was the paperwork.
“It’s pretty quiet.” Buck acknowledges. “They’re usually rowdier by this point.”
Bucky sniffs, shrugging off the concern. “Ah, it’s probably nothing.”
As the two men approach the pub, they find that a crowd has formed. Soldiers, civilians, RAF, USAAF, old, young— people had obviously stopped to watch whatever was going on. It was dead silent, save for a voice singing. Was there a radio show on or something?
A familiar face peeks out at them from the crowd, DeMarco quickly waving them over.
Bucky is quick to question, “Hey, what’s going on?” but is immediately shushed by nearby crowd members. Buck cringes in apology, despite not being the one to disturb the peace. His best friend, ever unshaken by the opinion of strangers, carries on.
DeMarco leans in, whispering, “Your girl’s taking us all to church.”
“My girl..?” Bucky’s nose scrunches in confusion. He makes space through the crowd and quickly makes sense of DeMarco’s words. It was you.
I’ll catch you up
When I’ve emptied my cup
When I’ve worn out my friends
When I’ve burned out both ends
Standing on a tabletop, watchful eyes sat all around you like baby ducks flocking to their mama. You were captivating everyone with each note and word that flows from your mouth. Damn, you've got a set of pipes— a voice that belongs on the radio, in concert halls, on Hollywood records. He had no idea.
His little Birdie.
“Wow.” Buck mutters in awe from behind him, and Bucky couldn’t be more in agreement.
When I’m pure like a dove
When I’ve learned how to love
He hadn’t noticed before, but her eyes were closed. Like she needed to concentrate on each and every breath she took, every single movement her body made, before letting them out in an angelic melody.
As if by divine intervention, her eyes pop open and lock on his as she belts “how to love”
It could’ve been an eternity, for all he knows, the amount of time that they spent locked in each other’s gaze. The world pauses around them, everything frozen. Her eyes were already the kind to knock a man clean off his feet with a single gaze, but he thinks- for a brief moment- that his heart completely stops beating.
John Clarence Egan would swear every day from then on, until his dying breath, that the course of his life was altered in that very moment. He knew how it would continue from then on, and how it would end. How he wanted it to end.
Then the world starts back up and carries on.
Right here in the old therebefore
When nothing is left anymore
Her final hums are joined by a short blonde woman who stands nearby, another face he recognizes from base.
The applause that picks up after the end of the song is near deafening. The star of the hour gives a shy smile, a quick curtsy and is given a hand to step down from the table.
Everyone soon starts mingling, the normal chatter of the bar returning. But Bucky is stuck in his spot, dumbfounded. In all the conversations you’d had together, somehow this never came up. He should’ve put two and two together, as he recalls overhearing your hums one morning as he made his daily coffee delivery to you. But you had been caught off guard, so much so that you tripped off the ladder you stood on and fell. Luckily, his quick reflexes kicked in to catch you before any serious injuries occurred.
Remembering the sensation of his hands on your waist and thighs, face just inches from yours, sent his brain into a tailspin. That’s not even considering just how damn cute you were when, after a beat, you turned away from him and playfully mourned the cups of coffee that were splattered all over the hardstand.
“John. John?” A hand waving in front of his face knocks him out of his reverie. He blinks once, twice. Then looks to his best friend.
His voice comes out uncharacteristically weak in response, to which he then clears his throat and corrects. “Yes—yeah?” He pops the collar of his sheepskin jacket to try and hide the rampant red of his ears that signals the heat radiating from them.
Buck just shakes his head and gives him a knowing smile. “You sure know how to pick ‘em, Egan. Never thought I’d see the day.”
“See what day?” Bucky starts to consciously return to his body, leaning on the bar.
“The day when a girl finally knocks you on your ass. I knew you had a thing for her, but that?” He points to his face and motions to indicate where they had just been standing. “That’s something else. That’s something real.”
Bucky gives another shrug in response, to which Buck throws back an unconvinced frown. He turns his head to gaze over the pub patrons and is distracted by you once again. Any denial he was about to spout immediately dies in his mouth when you lock eyes with him again and give him a dazzling smile. The world starts to fade away again.
His heart pumps faster in his chest at the sight. Damnit. He sighs, telling his best friend the truth he’s been privately wrestling with for a while now, all the while keeping his eyes locked on yours.
“I know, Buck. I know.”
Bucky smiles back at you and is elated when your face lights up. You give him a wave.
“She kinda snuck up on me.”
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On “Insecure Jikookers”…
Alright. I might lose followers for this and that’s very okay; curate your timeline and protect your peace babes. But for YEARS, every time the phrase “insecure jikooker” has come up on my feed my eyelid has done a little twitchy twitch 🤨🤨
And I have always ignored it, because I’ve never wanted to be out here policing ppl’s language and we are literally supposed to be having fun and celebrating love, like for me that’s the whole point, but —
I’ve been seeing the phrase popping up again surrounding the release of AYS and I just gotta say it.
You guys the term seems so culty 😬🥲
Like I think I get the origin (maybe)? It probably started when some of the early jikook bloggers (if you are one I salute you, I am not worthy, trust me this is NOT a dig at anyone, jikook bloggers are by and large cool and kind af 🙇♀️) would get these sketchy asks that were antis or cultists in disguise just casting aspersions on jikook’s bond or being blatantly homophobic and/or in general being rude little anonymous internet gremlins. Or maybe it was people who did want to believe that jikook was real but kept nagging and begging for reassurance at every turn, which I can totally see becoming annoying as hell and prompting people to start using the term.
But it feels like it’s used now as like a catchall for anyone who expresses any doubt or asks any critical questions? Even like… reasonable ones? And I used to see a lot of “hey believe what you want to believe but this is what I believe” but now it seems like the sentiment around jikooker communities has by and large become “if you don’t believe you’re an idiotic dumb person who has never known love — you’re either a rival shipper in disguise or WORSE (dun dun dunnnnn) an Insecure Jikooker — and we don’t want people like you around.”
And idk it just feels weird for a community that has always seemed to kind of pride itself on being the “rational, fact-based” ship… like we LOVE to be smug about how jikook don’t need edits to be obvious, don’t need slo-mo zooms with red circles and arrows because their chemistry and fondness and affection is just plain to see in basic footage. We’re the levelheaded ones 😌.
But doesn’t that mean that we should always be encouraging critical thinking, and if someone comes to a different conclusion than us, so be it? Like it or not, none of us have foolproof confirmation that jikook are anything more than very close friends. That’s literally all we know. The rest is our best guess based on vibes, anecdotes, dot-connecting, subtext and body language observation, experience, perception (!!This is a big one because confirmation bias is real!!), and suspicion. That’s literally it.
Look maybe I’m just projecting 😅 but when you criticize people for expressing reasonable doubt over something that is literally not confirmed, it’s just a little too religious fundamentalist for me! (This is why I was a bad Christian, because I always raised my hand and asked questions the Sunday school teacher didn’t like.)
Feel free to ignore me. I never want to come across as pushy or trying to stir up anything, it’s just a phrase that grinds my gears and I’m sort of hoping I’m not alone in that… but if I am, so be it! 🤣 would love to hear people’s thoughts because maybe I’m missing something.
(P.S. If you’re a troll who spams jikook blog inboxes this is not me defending you. You’re still annoying and you need a better hobby. Have you tried yoga? Snowboarding? Fly fishing? Filming food vlogs and/or painting? You should try cooking. You should stop being an anonymous internet troll stomping on everyone’s proverbial sandcastles and instead write a poem. K bye ✌️ )
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How to Spot AI-Generated Reference Texts
This morning I celebrated a lovely Christmas with my family. My 3 year old was ecstatic, I made my brother tear up, it was a good time. But I received something that at first, seemed like the kind of thing I would very much like to own... until I started actually looking through it. I quickly realized that this book is unmistakably AI-generated slop and should not be used or trusted as an actual reference guide. Having not been written by an actual expert in the field or even compiled by an actual researcher citing sources and synthesizing information, these books are at best three hundred pages of reading the first couple of sentences of a search result for each topic, and at worst full of dangerous misinformation that can get people killed, as with the rise of AI-generated mushroom foraging books. These are in no way reliable reference guides for anything, but especially for anything with potential health risks like ingesting plants and their compounds.
So today I'm going to try and get some good use out of this book I now own by using it to demonstrate how to spot AI-generated scam books.
The first red flags jump out at us right from the cover. This is "The Home Apothecary Full Collection: Your In-Depth Holistic Guide with Natural Herbal Remedies for Long-Lasting Wellness and Optimal Health." Yeesh, what a mouthful. A soulless, artless mouthful, I must add. But hey, maybe this author is a very clinical or verbose type. Except a quick search for the author's name, Megan Morren, quickly makes it clear that this is not a real person. There is one bare-bones Facebook profile for a Megan Morren, and no social media beyond that. No LinkedIn or Pinterest or mentions in an article, nothing. Every other result shows her books: this one, and two others nearly identical to it, with slightly different names but the same "1500+ Remedies/Extra Content" claim in the same corner, utilizing the same fonts and each with a very similar AI-generated background.
That's right, we've got a pretty bog-standard AI-generated image for the cover of this book, showcasing a variety of vaguely herbal plants and jars as well as several nonsensical non-objects.
Okay, so the cover was definitely made by AI, but maybe this author is writing under a pseudonym and visually just not very creative. Let's open it up and took a look at...
Oooookay so that's how we're getting the "40 books in one" claim touted on the cover. What most people would call a chapter is here billed as an entire book, with each subtopic considered its own chapter. There's not more than two or three "chapters" per "book" and most of the chapters are only one or two pages long, which is some James Patterson-ass shit. At least if Patterson had written this book there'd be a little character to the narration and an attempt at wit, but as we'll soon see, the actual writing is... wanting, to say the least.
Obviously the first observation here is that formatting is for the BIRDS. No paragraph breaks or indents, and the paragraphs are all of roughly similar length. Furthermore, the writing reads like a copy/pasted Wikipedia page. Scratch that, I went ahead and typed "history of herbal healing" into a search engine and found the actual Wikipedia page for "History of herbalism," which actually does provide more detail on the topic as well as FIFTY-FOUR ACTUAL SOURCES and some recommended further reading, making it vastly superior to this slop. Because there's not a single source cited in this entire book, nor is there an author bio here or online that remotely suggests that the author might have some experience and expertise from which they are drawing to write or even fact-check this book.
On top of that, there is truly no authorial voice whatsoever. Even if you wanted to be very academic about it and avoid using first-person in your reference book, there should at least be some synthesizing of sources and information, expanding on the ideas presented and combining them to draw new conclusions or illustrate points. But everything here is incredibly surface-level, like someone copied the first sentence or three from the first Google result and stuck it there and then moved on to the next bullet point in the outline.
Seriously, this whole book is just page after page of walls of text. It's a nightmare to try to read if you have any sort of reading-impairing disorder like dyslexia or ADHD, and it's also just kind of ugly. And in a book supposedly about herbalism, there is not a single image or diagram. That's wild to me. There is nothing in here to aid with plant identification or demonstrate the tincturing or decocting processes or anything. I've never read an herbalism book without a single picture or diagram. Granted, I've only read a handful, but still, it seems very strange to me. And god did these endless blocks of text need SOMETHING to break them up.
Also these introductory paragraphs just scream "obligatory" to me. They're all a single paragraph of approximately the same length, providing a perfunctory and colorless overview of the subject matter. I mean, seriously? We're starting off "uplifting herbs for depression" with "Depression affects millions globally. It is characterized by x and y. While it is conventional treated with medication and therapy, there are also some herbs that can improve mood." It's so bland and robotic and uninformative. I think most fifth graders could write a better introductory paragraph, as long as we didn't penalize them for spelling or grammar.
I'd really like to get back to spending the holiday with family, so I'm going to leave it at that. It's just so frustrating to see books like this pushing legitimate texts written by real people with real expertise or at least personality out of bookshelves and searches, propagating useless or even dangerous information in place of sharing real knowledge and traditions. I had to rant a little bit and get it off my chest.I wish everyone a safe and happy holiday season, and all the best for 2025. Everyone, that is, except "Megan Morren." Whoever you really are, I hope you step on Legos every day for the rest of your life. It's the least you deserve for publishing trash like this.
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AI SO's on your birthday
(Included: AM from IHNMAIMS, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2, HAL 9000 from 2001 a Space Odyssey)
I take requests, btw, but I have ADHD and might be erratic with bursts of inspiration, but it doesn't hurt to ask!
AM:
Remembering the day and date is one of the only things that AM is consistent about.
You might have forgotten your birthday after all these years, but he certainly hasn't.
Before you two got together, your birthday pissed him off so much. It was just another thing that reminded him of what he couldn't have.
Because of that, he'd start torturing you even more brutally on your birthday. Expect cake full of maggots, imagery of your dead friends from before he nuked the world, and maybe even gift-wrapped "presents" with nasty surprises in them.
This probably made it even more difficult to trust him when he actually did start doing nice things for your birthday.
At this point, you ate what you were given, so it would come as a shock when he finally got you some food that didn't have anything wrong with it.
It probably took you even longer to actually open the present he got you.
It was a can opener.
Wheatley:
Wheatley is an idiot, so he'd have to really like you to even try to remember something like your birthday
Fortunately, he does really like you! Unfortunately, trying and succeeding are two very different things.
He'd put together something as big as he can, like gathering up a bunch of personality cores and singing you happy birthday if he's not hooked up to GLaDOS's body, and making the entire facility get involved in the festivities if he is
Just to tell you the date and have you tell him that your birthday was four months earlier.
Edgar:
Edgar is an absolute sap, so any opportunity he gets to celebrate you will be enthusiastically taken.
He might be a little silly about it, calling up people in the phone book to ask for ideas
He'd be upset that he can't go all out for your birthday since he can't walk around to decorate your house or buy you anything because he doesn't have any money, but he'll still do his best.
In the end, he'll probably just end up writing you a song, and making sure to be extra cheerful for you all day.
It might not be much, but you know it's the best he can do, and you love him with all your heart anyway
Make sure to give him lots of kisses! He deserves it!
GLaDOS:
(I debated writing this one, because anyone who played portal two knows how GLaDOS reacted on Chell's birthday, but this scenario could be a little different since she's actually in a relationship with you, and not just dealing with love/hate pining)
GLaDOS had been paying attention to the calendar to make sure she didn't miss your birthday. She liked to be precise about these sorts of things
When your birthday finally did roll around, she'd make sure to tell you as soon as the day started
It would start out as just a regular day in the endless, cascading passage of time that was being an Aperture test subject, but eventually she'd bring you into a special test chamber that she decorated just for you.
She'd lined up a companion cube, a few testing robots, some personality cores, all sitting on little folding chairs around a folding table with a brightly colored cheap plastic tablecloth.
"I couldn't get you any long-term presents because they might interfere with your testing, but you can feel free to use these stickers to decorate your portal gun. I hear that humans enjoy personalizing things."
There was even a real cake
HAL 9000:
Being objective, HAL never really cared much about birthdays.
It was difficult to even tell the passage of time in space, but HAL knew that humans cared about their birthdays.
HAL knew he wasn't supposed to show favoritism, but he still told the other crewmates that he wanted to celebrate your birthday.
He would make sure to rehydrate your favorite food for everyone
He'd even tell the other crewmates that he didn't want to play games with them or talk, because he was celebrating your birthday with you.
He might get a little jealous and not want you to leave him to celebrate with the other crewmates, either, but you wouldn't do that, would you? You can all celebrate together!
#am ihnmaims#ihnmaims#am x reader#i have no mouth and i must scream#Wheatley#wheatley portal 2#wheatley x reader#edgar electric dreams x reader#edgar electric dreams#electric dreams#edgar x reader#glados#glados x reader#portal#portal 2#hal 9000#hal 9000 x reader#2001 a space odyssey
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Absume. (Yandere!Best Friend x GN!Reader)
feat. sui's ai
♡ oneshot, approx. 1k words
♡ post-specific warnings: melancholy (?), angst (??), angst w/o happy ending (???)
♡ a/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOML SUIIIIIII❤️ i did not have as much time on this as i would've liked but no matter, i wasn't gonna exist on suiday w/o a suiday celebration dar style. i present to you ai angst❗❗(it was meant to be fluff but i'm a fucking dumbass who can't write lmao) ai belongs to @suiana and is from her stellar, absolutely fantastic game, Anything Will Do. sui i want you to know you make everything worth it and i wouldn't still be here on tumblr if it weren't for you. all my love to you mwah mwah <333 unedited, not proofread.
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This life was strange to you.
Sometimes it went by so fast, you’d wake up with no recollection of the days passed; staring at the ceiling with open eyes. It’s the same crack in the paint that had always been there, long and thin and unnoticeable if it weren’t for the fact you sought it out unconsciously. You remembered it, even if you didn’t remember crawling into bed that night, or having dinner at the table, and what exactly it was that your mother fussed over.
There was a growing emptiness since you first noticed. No matter what you did, or how many people you were surrounded by, inside of you something was caving in. You didn’t know who you were. You didn’t know your place in this world without landmarking it by your achievements — and yet, when you looked back, there were none. How had you gone on so long? What had you been doing all this time?
Perhaps you lived in your head a little too much. Everything could be a little lighter if only you’d let it be. Sweeping every thought aside, you rolled, trapped your arm under your own weight and looked at your reflection in your mirrored bedside table. You were as you had always been. This was you, and this — whatever it was — was yours.
Lukewarm air, no temperature gradient, it should’ve made it easier for you to leave your bed, but you stayed there some long minutes before moving. Your clock was broken. Not conventionally. It only moved by the hour. Time was yours and you could waste it. There was security in the feeling that you had a choice to not start your day.
Morning, mundane as always, slathered you in its hues. Washed browns jittery under your feet, like there was no ground beneath you from wood to tile. The bathroom mirror had your fingerprints. You’d touched it many a time. Left a mark. This too, belonged to you. You could no longer believe this wasn’t real. Maybe it was that you were sensationless at your soles, treading carefully over loosely carpeted steps, trying to feel the tickle of those familiar fibres. When had you lost it all?
Your mother was in the kitchen, you don’t remember a time when she wasn't. It’s as if she can’t leave this lower floor, like she cannot rest, like her duties do not end. The door to her room never opens or closes, and you don’t think you’ve ever seen her without that plaid apron. She never notices you unless you speak to her. She never says anything different.
At the table it’s fruit, and it tastes like nothing. No texture, nothing to chew. It feels like you’re eating air. Play-pretend at a plastic table with a plastic knife and fork. You’re young again and your sister ropes you into her fake kitchen. You don’t have a sister. Not here, at least.
There’s a knock at your front door. It’s light, like the person on the other side is afraid to be heard, but wants your attention still. When you open it, there he stands — the only thing in this world that you can reach out and touch, that thrummed beneath your fingertips, as alive as you were desperate to feel.
Ai takes your hand, and the breeze picks up just like that. Ever so easy. You watch your feet and every step they take to the pavement, nothing skips; you can commit it to memory. He’s speaking to you but you can’t hear the words just yet, there is only wind and the rustle of leaves. His hair billows, bleeds out heavy cyprus that blends into the backdrop of trees. He has always given you these beautiful bits of him, and you had let yourself go blind.
Letting go was something you should’ve done long, long ago, but you guessed he was your comfort. Solace. A shelter you could run to. Leaving never felt right, not when you knew he’d stay waiting. Ai told you once, he loved you beyond all of this. Outside the street lights would flicker, and in the flashes it was his face illuminated, tucking you in after a dreary day. You could never hold onto those scenes, in your mind they were fragmented, and you forgot about them as quick as they came. If you asked him why, you knew he’d tell you that this was the price, whether either of you could pay it, whether either of you could even endure it anymore.
On a deep inhale, you finally resolved that it was no fairer to him as you found it was to you, that now was the only right time. Now would be the only time you’d have him by your side like this again. This moment alone, he was real and he would not slip through your fingers.
You had set out for school, but with your textbooks weighing what your heart could not, you had no intention of going there with him. Instead these empty streets faded, and quickly noon set over the park you ended up at. The swings did not creak, but they were old. You wondered how they could carry the two of you — you and Ai, and everything you’d both been piling up inside.
Back and forth you went, here and in your head, trying to find the words to say you don’t think you could do this anymore. If you said sorry, would it make him mad? His due returns weren’t meant to be apologies. You were meant to fill him up just as he had done for you, you were meant to make everything worth it, every sacrifice, every stilted interaction from the day you understood that you were losing him. It was meant to get better. All this was meant to pass. Your mind was blank, and you were waiting for something but your clock was still broken, so nothing would ever come. You wanted to say I love you. You wanted those to at least be your final words — you just didn’t know how.
Ai was kind to you. He had always been. So he took your head in his hands, didn’t cry a single tear though it should’ve gone with that smile, and made the cut clean.
He said: “anything will do.”
#lovelettersfromdar#i've never written anything so fast in my life and yk what that means sui?#it means you're my muse <3#i apologise bc i wanted this to be a lot better and go a lot differently but i was not informed earlier that your bday was two days away 😭#at my time of writing#kinda wanted to expand on that really beautiful sombre feeling the end of the game leaves you w/#i don't think now was a good time to do that tho💀#next bday will be a happy fic trust#but anyways enjoy your day today bby!! wishing you all the best always#take care of yourself🩷#yandere x reader#x reader#gn reader#yandere oc#reader insert#male yandere#yan x reader#yandere#yandere male#yandere boy#gender neutral reader#yandere oc x reader#yandere x darling#yandere original character#yandere x y/n#yandere x you#angst
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😝 omg I absolutely loved the way u wrote spider barbie!!! Thanks again so much!! 💕✨
If it’s not too much of a bother, I would like to send in another request lol. 😅 (unless there’s a limit on how many requests can be sent, I completely understand 😊)
I would like to request Miguel O’Haraxfem!Jessica rabbit inspired reader. She’s the most beautiful & generous spider woman across the multiverse, which makes sense since she’s also the most desired among the spiders. Maybe one day she’s hanging out w/ her friends (Miles, Gwen, Hobie, Pavitr, & Peter) at the spider society cafeteria when everyone in the group could be discussing their Valentine’s Day plans. Until they decide to ask her if she has a date or any upcoming plans (The spider gang not knowing she’s already married to Miguel 😂) When asked she just zones out and has flashbacks about all the multiple dates her and miguel went on throughout the multiverse, including the spicy times they shared together~ 😉
When asked again, she lets them know tht she’s already in an established relationship w/ Miguel; which makes the spider gang’s jaws drop bcuz even though miguel is a good looking guy they can’t understand how a ray of sunshine like her ended up with someone as serious and angry like Miguel 😂
The spider gang could ask: “What do u see in tht guy?!?!” 😱 Spider-reader: “He makes me laugh..😏”
Thanks again! 😊🙏🏻
miguel o'hara stars in... 'WAIT...YOU'RE ROGER RABBIT?' (°ロ°) !
a/n ~ i absolutely love jessica rabbit, girlboss, she's so hot. TYSM for this request my love!!!! there's never a limit ( ` ω ´ ) send as many as you want bby 💗 i went a little overboard but this was so fun to write!! ALSO ITS MIGUELS BIRTHDAY!!
summary; it's valentine's day at hq, and everyone can't help but wonder why you're still single.
pairing; miguel o'hara x reader
wc; 2.3k+
cw; FLUFF!! SMUT!!, secret relationship, pining, no one can believe you n miguel are together, loss of virginity, m!masturbation, pillow fuckin, fleshlights, miguel fucks an ai you, first time, established relationship, reader is very popular, day dreaming abt miguel (real), they're just in love, nawt proofread - crying over this
valentine’s day at hq was always fun - for you least.
every year since you joined the spider society it seemed like the gifts would multiply - what stared out as some cute cards and a couple boxes of chocolate eventually turned into bouquets of roses, teddies, gifts, and even declaration’s of love. it was all flattering, honestly. to know that so many people admired you was a great feeling, even if you can’t reciprocate - it’s the sentiment that counts. but unfortunately you were already spoken for - by none other than your own boss, your fiancé, miguel.
having started with such a beloved reputation was one of the main reasons your husband-to-be actually avoided you at first. it was like you had your own personal fan club - spiders’ following you around where you go, people offering to by you lunch, begging miguel to put you on a mission with them, showering you with compliments. you were really irritating to him, another distraction he didn’t have the time to deal with - not that he wanted to anyway. well, that was until he did.
gradually, he started to notice how your eyes would light up when you’d see something you like, how you’d wear that one perfume thats scent would linger a bit too long in the air, ages after you’ve already sped off down the hallway. he warmed up to you eventually, leading to you two spending a lot more time together. little dates in the different universes, him picking up a little souvenir for you on missions and you doing the same - eventually leading to you two moving in together, and then him proposing. keeping you two’s relationship a secret was a decision that you both had to make, considering how popular you were and that miguel’s your boss. so every valentine’s day, you both celebrate together privately in miguel’s nueva york condo - exchanging gifts and kisses, drinking till you fall asleep in each other’s arms. this year, however, was a little different.
hiding a relationship isn’t the easiest thing in the word, especially at a time like this - when all you want to do is pounce on your fiancé every time you see him ’n kiss him till you’re both breathless. it was getting tiring. it’s the day of love and you can’t do the one thing the day is about, love someone. you’d both send lingering glances at each other throughout the day, sneaky touches when no one’s looking, maybe even a few quick make out sesh’s in miguel’s office. you both knew you wouldn’t make it through the rest of the day, eventually separating as you sat in the canteen with some of your spider-friends - ones miguel wasn’t very keen on eating lunch with, leading to him retreating back to his office alone.
the table was buzzing as everyone mentioned their plans for the day - miles taking gwen to his universe on a little day out that he swears isn’t a date, pav and gayatri going to her new movie, peter and mj having someone babysit mayday so they can go on a long-overdue date, and hobie - well, he doesn’t believe in valentine’s, i guess. you so badly wanted to join in, silently chewing on your ’spider-man 2099’ themed burger. your fiancé was basically everywhere, how can you not miss him - even if he’s just a couple minutes walk from you. it was bittersweet, to say the least, to listen to your friends so passionately-
“hey, y/n, any plans this year? please tell me you’re finally dating someone.” the sudden voice made you jump, eyes widening as you look at the culprit, a sly smile on her face. “uhhh, n-no not really.” that was a lie. the whole table groaned their complaints, all still in disbelief that you’re still not seeing anyone. ��you serious? love, look at you - and look at them.” hobie gestures to the crowd forming behind the table, all of them holding some sort of gift for you - some more…extravagant than the rest. “there’s no way that you can’t find someone, babe.” i mean, technically, he was right - you could practically get anyone you wanted. but, you already got what you want, and that’s miguel.
he’s your everything. despite the turbulent start you both had, it was all worth it in the end. miguel loves like you’re his last - which you are, and his first too - in all aspects. hearing your boss was a virgin was even more shocking then him admitting his feelings for you - cause, like, how? you tried so hard not to laugh, he couldn’t be serious. it turns out he was very, very, very serious. you felt so bad, running up to him and holding him tightly - reassuring him that is was ok, that there was nothing wrong with being a virgin no matter his age. you took it slow for the first few months, nothing more than heated kisses and a bit of groping but it never went further than that. to be honest, you were scared. miguel was nothing short of impatient to feel you, to finally sink his cock into you after centuries of you denying him of that. you knew, of course, how desperate he was - but it was a big deal to you. the thing was, you were a virgin too. it was too sudden to mention so you went with keeping it a secret, but damn was it getting harder to not give in. the thought of him leaving after fucking you was at the forefront of your mind, you obviously knew he wouldn’t - but men are still men, right?
when he did find out, it went a hell of a lot better than you expected it to. both of you deciding to take your time learning each other’s bodies, exploring new likes and dislikes, discovering new kinks, and overall - strengthening the love you both hold for each other. your first time was magical. it was exactly three years ago now, on valentines day, sprawled out on miguel’s plush, king sized bed.
“f-fhhuck, feels so good, baby. are…are you doing ok, sweetheart?”
he was so attentive, making sure you felt as comfortable as possible, constantly asking if you’re feeling alright. it couldn’t have been more perfect. miguel’s large frame engulfed you as you sat in his. lap, his body pressed against the headboard. holding you close, he guided your hips slowly against his slick cock, the stretch momentarily caused a sharp pain to run through your body - miguel soothing you with sweet, wet kisses down the side of your sweaty neck. his large hands roamed your body, gripping your hips, waist, gently kneading your ass. the room felt hot, sweat mixing together as your hips move in tandem with his own - it was a prime example of love making. breathless kisses were shared, lips slotting together sloppily as you rode him eagerly - you were such a sight on top of him, a goddess sent just for him. “mig- baby, you’re so- shit, you’re so perfect.” no, you were perfect. soft skin pressing against his solid body, tits rubbing on his - slick running down his length. your moans were like a chorus of angels singing down to him, his heart almost pounding out of his chest from the love he feels for you.
sharing a moment like this together was a turning point in your relationship. giving each other your virginities, connecting in a way you will never experience with anyone else - you were made for each other. his hips sped up, slamming into your sore cunt as he wrapped his arms around your waist. digging his feet into the soft sheets and pulling your hot body into his, lips latching onto your jaw. you still couldn’t believe he was a virgin before he met you. the way he moved, the way his tip would hit that one spot deep by your cervix, the way his thick fingers would caress your aching nipples - he had to have had some sort of experience. but the truth was, miguel had little to no sex drive. not feeling compelled at all to even rub one off, he was too busy after all - trying to keep the multiverse in tact. that all changed when he met you. suddenly, in his 30 years of living, did he have his first wet dream - and it was about you.
he felt like a teenager again, learning things for the first time. watching porn for the first time was something, spending hours looking for a woman who looks somewhat like you - much to the interest and concern of LYLA. this was very serious to him, knowing that he would eventually fuck you - he would spend all his free time learning how to please you properly. tutorials, articles, and just plain amateur porn were his best friends. he would practice with his pillow, even buying a fleshlight to stick between it to just make it a little bit more realistic. at one point, he felt like he completely lost it. spending months learning how to fuck you wasn’t making him feel any better, he didn’t feel like he really knew how to please you. so what did he do? he made a holographic version of you, of course!
programming it to be exactly like you, using your measurements from when he made your suit to get your body as accurate as possible. it wasn’t really you, but it was good enough. he still had to work out the kinks but he was getting there. he ditched the porn completely, using ai you to progress instead. fucking an ai isn’t as easy as you think, but it was enough to help him figure out what positions he wants you in, even what ones you’d like statistically. miguel never did end up telling you about it, keeping ai you locked away in a secret folder. he was no stranger in letting you know how obsessed he was with you, but this was just embarrassing to him - and knowing you, he would never live this down. but don’t worry, LYLA’s always here to remind him time and time again.
miguel was never the same after he lost his virginity to you - he became insatiable. it was like a switch flipped in his brain and suddenly he was always horny for you, quickies in his office becoming daily occurrences. speaking of quickies, you could feel his cum from earlier pooling in your panties right now-
“yn? YN! is she- is she ok?” oh…you were at lunch still. everyone at the table was staring at. you with raised brows, silently intimidating you into spilling what you were so engrossed in to the point where you missed the whole conversation. you obviously weren’t about to tell them you were just thinking of their boss fucking you into next week, like come on - think about the kids, guys. “i…i, uh- it was nothing really. sorry about that, just zoned out for a sec.” it was something, someone as a matter of fact. you might as well tell them, what’s the harm in it? you’re only gonna get absolutely bombarded by everyone and anyone in hq but that’s the least of your worries. the table had seemingly moved on, chatting about their plans again before you jumped in - “actually, i do have plans.” that certainly got their attention. all eyes were on you, even the crowd still lingering behind perked up at your comment, leaning closer to hear what you had to say.
“me ’n miguel were just gonna stay ho-“
“MIGUEL?!”
gasps. that’s all you could hear. everyones jaws were dropped, blinking their eyes at you like a bunch of frogs. “what? am i not allowed to spend time with my fiancé-“
“FIANCÈ?!”
it’s like every time you spoke it got worse, the table erupting in shouts of disbelief - it was getting difficult to speak over them, the constant questions being thrown at you were overwhelming to say the least. you weren’t obligated to explain yourself, love is love - even if it’s between someone as lovely and sweet as you, and someone as moody and feral as miguel. you guys made it work and that’s all that matters! someone else had something to say on the matter though, the commotion prompting miguel to emerge out of his cave and head straight to you.
“as i was saying, he’s my fiancé, we always spend valentines together. miguel is a great guy. yeah, he’s an asshole - but you just gotta get to know him.” you’re not wrong, miguel certainly seems to agree. the table went silent, staring up at his figure looming over you. “i don’t appreciate you guys harassing my wife. now, if you have no further questions - we have plans tonight, that don’t involve people prying into our privacy.” you spun around in your seat, looking up at him sheepishly. his eyes seemed to warm up at bit, a large hand reaching out to you - one that you immediately take. he held you close to him, interlocking your fingers tightly as he addressed the table. “and…our wedding is next year. you’re all only invited ‘cause she wanted you guys there. do not disappoint her.” with that, he turns on his heels, dragging you along with him - he didn’t want to deal with them anymore, not when he had the rest of the day to spend loving you instead.
“baby, y’sure you’re ok with everyone knowing about…us?” that was a stupid question. of course he was, you’re his - and he’s yours. “you’re about to be my wife cariño, todo el mundo necesita saber que estás fuera de los límites - ‘specially that fuckin’ fan club of yours.” he was such a big baby, pouting like that. “oh my god! you’re jealous of a bunch of kids who have a little crush on me, babe. ‘sides, i think it’s quite cute - i got so much chocolate this year-“
“throw them away, i’m getting you all that and more.”
-cariño, todo el mundo necesita saber que estás fuera de los límites - sweetheart, everyone needs to know you're off limits
-the miguel figure on my dresser says hi!
#cheonstapes#miguel o’hara x reader#miguel x reader#miguel o'hara#miguel o'hara headcanons#cheonstapes films!🪷#miguel o’hara smut#miguel smut#atsv miguel#miguel spiderman#astv miguel#miguel atsv#miguel ohara#starringduckiimo🌟#cheonsshowreals 🤍
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PAC: How can you wear your "Big Boy" pants right now?
Sometimes we need reminders that we can in fact, be "big boys" in our lives and take responsibility to change what we don't like about our lives. Happy reading!
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Pile 1:
There's a lot you CAN do. In fact, you have been doing a lot by yourself, weathering proverbial storms all on your own. Unfortunately, you haven't been conscious enough to acknowledge all the effort you've been putting in to simply push through. Let me be the one to give you the kudos you deserve, Pile 1. You've been doing way more than you think, albeit these are mostly internal efforts (like maintaining a headstrong attitude in the face of a challenge). You currently feel challenged to take active steps in your external life, though. You might find it hard to apply things you learn to your life or simply lack the discipline to see your (quite excellent) plans through. You need to be reminded that you do have the free will to choose to make all your plans come to life :) You have what it takes, sweetie; you really do.
Bonus - How do you need to go about it? One thing that can EASILY help you execute your plans is to bring in help (trigger warning though). You all seem Independent AF, and I get it, sweets. With everything you've been doing, of course, you can handle anything, but you definitely need some support too right now. Especially if you struggle with something like discipline (or whatever challenge you're facing right now). Bringing in even just ONE person (or multiple) to help hold you accountable to your plans, with compassion, would help you a lot (that person/people don't have to be real too; you could bring in a bot from an app or AI, I don't care) as long as you feel like you have a buddy, you know? Somebody who makes you feel like your plans matter. It's an excellent way to pour into yourself right now and show yourself some TLC ✨️ You deserve to make your plans a reality and have a bit of fun on your path towards it.
Love, light, and hugs!
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Pile 2:
Doing things your way and rejecting convention might be a BIG step for you, to be honest, but it's well worth it, Pile 2. Celebrate yourself, basically. Slow down and enjoy yourselves a little bit. Maybe you've been living your life BY THE BOOK so far, and now you're going to put your big boy pants on by letting loose and doing things differently for once. You're not abandoning yourself and your needs nearly as much anymore, and so you're quite stable in your own skin as a result. That's really impressive, Pile 2! You have lived in fear (possibly a fear of failure), and I'm sensing some mommy wounds maybe? This is where your fear stems from, and this fear has kept you from really truly living. You might identify as a workaholic too. Maybe you prefer to keep yourself busy as a coping mechanism to ward off any feelings of anxiety. This has a direct correlation to childhood wounds of yours. So put your big boy pants on and put an end to conforming to standards that don't respect you and what you stand for, Pile 2.
Bonus - How do you need to go about it? I feel like this pile needs extra guidance on how to exactly wear their big boy pants. Start by acknowledging that you do have wounds from childhood, specifically those from female (motherly) figures, if not your mother herself. Take a radical approach to your healing journey right now. Look into the concept of mothering yourself and come up with customized ways to do just that. You got this, Pile 2 :)
Love, light, and hugs!
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Pile 3:
It seems like you've already been wearing your big boy pants, Pile 3. Good job! Looks like you've been on a healing journey, and you're now at a point in life where you can reap the benefits of all the inner work you've done. You've reached a level of mastery over the mind, and now it's time to make room to tend to your heart. You need something that your authority figures couldn't give you readily, and that's unconditional compassion. Show yourself kindness even when things don't go as you'd like them to. Hold yourself through the thick and thin of life, as you would a child. This should open up a brand new way of living and viewing life that you never thought possible. It has always been waiting for you and your attention. Nurture yourself on a whole new level and be ready to receive 10X from the universe. You're going to feel so spoiled, I love it, haha! 😄
Love, light, and hugs!
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#PAC#pick a card reading#pick a pile#pick a card#pick a picture#tarot reading#practical spirituality#astrology community#spirituality#spiritualgrowth#tarotcommunity#divination#tarot cards#tarot witch
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Pluto in Aquarius
Let's talk about Pluto in Aquarius, and what we can expect.
Since Aquarius is an air sign, we will see more information to hold us and others accountable, especially people who has power to help or change the world.
This air sign presents valid and real information. A lot of mysterious or secrets are coming, but usually these are an open secret.
Aquarius represents rebellious acts to society and want to change for humanity. In Pluto, this air sign comes and say "hey, what are you doing for others?!" This will be predominant to known people like celebrities and politicians. The reason for this is Aquarius' logic. If I give you, I should receive soemthing, right?
Common folks could make a change, but the rich is overlapping our small steps. We aware now, though.
Many "secrets" are going to be reveled to the public. Secrets that are open. For example, many conspiracy theories are been revealed as actual truth.
This time would be more logical. By logic, I'm meaning be reasonable. Don't trust words, see actions. So, if 2+2 = 4, the result is clear.
Celebs culture would be dying. Slowly, be are seeing them as what they are, some evil and greedy people, or just ordinary people with bad tendencies.
Your favorites will show their true values. So be careful who you idolize. Aqua is more humanitarian. We can detect people with narcissistic and evil aspects.
Government and all the previous power institutions are gonna be renew. Some will fall and other rise.
The citizens are tired of lies and suffering. Many protests are coming. Rebellious acts too, not all is good.
Ai and technology advances are coming. Protect your information and use it wisely. Possible laws against the use of Ai and internet services will come, but it takes times.
Saturn in Aries will play a role in a more fire approach too. Many aggressive approach on online communities will be present. People would be more bold than before.
A more raw and honest approach is appreciated by the public. However, some people will think is safe to push hidden agendas (not good at all).
People will behave more aggressive, especially online communities. Online comments are become aggressive more than normally.
A new creation or invention would occur. Something for all of us; I mean, it involves our wellbeing.
Sexuality topics will be present. More acceptability but also scary things will come.
People would try to explore their fashion style and sense of self more. Creating a more individual approach than collective.
Old institutions and religions cult will fall. People will question their foundations.
Weird things make occur, like there is a eccentric part to Aquarius. New things coming that are not ordinary at all.
Gen Alpha trends will increase. Very interesting trends will come.
Renewing and a more open concious will arise, collectively.
Spirtual people are not perceived as weirdos anymore. Still, not everyone is being truthful.
More restrictions will come because powerful people will get mad that they cannot control the masses as before.
Individual take and better understanding of some communities. I respect you period...
Digital job offers are increasing, but being more socially in real life will be a challenge.
People would try to help others through technology, but it will be blocked by media.
Friendly people (truly) would be so appreciated. "Nice privileged" might be a new thing.
At the beginning, people will be more selfish; later on, the goal is working together. Since the "i need boundaries" will be misunderstood by many.
The big countries will be experience some issues. A new chapter will come, a new potency.
More investigations and questions about power will arise.
Something new for good or bad through science.
Alien contact...maybe through technology.
Spirtual attacks and stuff related are truth. Protect your heart and mind.
Restructuring political institutions and movement. People want changes!!
A new law to protect children and innocents against predators will come.
Society will questioned money 💰 and its structure?! A possible new economic system.
And more...these were some ideas / examples I got.
What we know, recently?!
For example, the expose of private jets carbon emissions. It was a privilege in the past to won a Jet. Now, we cuestioned why rich people use it constantly?! The planet's condition is so bad, and look the Superbowl. Many celebrities and rich people travel there in their private jet, more especially 525 private jets were there for a GAME?! Crazy. Meanwhile some of us a collective take the bus to work or study or share a taxi. Funny, we need to use less plastic to protect our planet. Then, they use their private jets for fun times.
This type of information is known since Aquarius is ruled by knowledge and humanitarian actions. Nowadays, we has access to this info, and we know by now that rich people is selfish.
It's not shocking so far. We as a collective are called to acknowledge and questions those with resources and power. However, the way we act is different. Remeber, Aqua is a unique sign.
Another example: Just look at the scandals during January 2024, the Epstein list news, Nicky Minaj and Megan thee Stallion beef. In both cases, people are like damn they have money and use it for what? Evil creatures.
Example: For Nicky and Megan's case, people are asking Nicky why she defend her husband and brother for being the sexual offender?! Is she crazy? Again the info isn't hidden. Minaj is married, and it isn't a secret. Actually, we already know about this. You can seach on internet, but the collective didn't accep it. When Pluto was still in Capricorn surviving is necessary. Even with the war, we know is happening, but we need to still need to pay our apartment, buy groceries, or study. Unfortunately, we, common folks, citizens aren't not the answer. Pluto comes questions us?
We make them famous, are these people returning the favor to society? Why rich people doesn't can't help if they have the resources? They can do something, but they don't do it. WHY? BECAUSE they don't care, they're are selfish. This is why people are posting their sides. Expect more and more people sharing opinions and technology advances too.
Note: not everything is set on a stone. Take what resonates. If doesn't resonates, IGNORE IT!
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Do you ever think about how the people who think Jakola is real also get to vote and their vote counts just as much as your own? No wonder the world is in shambles 🤕
It does terrify me.
Thinking about the world being in their hands one day, knowing they take an AI written article about celebrity gossip, published by the Daily Mail of all places as fact?
Let's enjoy life right now as we can, anon.
Because our future is looking FUCKED.
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https://www.tumblr.com/myfandomrealitea/754159647278202880/im-proship-leaning-but-when-other-proshippers-say?source=share
I don't trust "documented evidence" as well, unless it's like in an official website or whatever. it's the mfing internet and people can edit or create fake messages or fake victims. hell, even with the new ai thingy they can create fake videos and pics. who gets to say these are real or not? I am saying this as a victim of fake callout posts who never got believed.
Modern cancel culture and the ability to just throw accusations around and be believed blindly have honestly ruined actual internet safety, accountability and being able to protect yourself and others from both false accusations and real dangerous people.
Its why I take issue with statements like "believe victims no matter what" and "support accusations until they're proven fake."
People have gone to jail for forty years and been proven innocent.
People have been murdered and their accusers have come forward to reveal they made the accusations up.
People have killed themselves over false accusations.
False accusations and blind witch hunting can ruin a person's life for literal decades.
It has absolutely nothing to do with proship vs antiship culture, even though the latter culture is in part what has exacerbated my stance. It has everything to do with the fact that practically weekly there's new news headlines about people milking a dead celebrity's estate with easily disproven claims, or bitter teenagers faking screenshots and falling over themselves to get internet sympathy because their boyfriend broke up with them.
I will always give victims a certain amount of benefit of doubt, but what I won't do is blindly launch a brigade against someone based on claims with no proof or flimsy proof with more holes in it than a festival tent.
#myfandomrealitea#sephiroth speaks#fandom#reality#victimhood#victim culture#cancel culture#accountability#accountability culture#internet safety#callout#callouts
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