#archive this I dare you

[mice-and-moonbeams]

When you just want to have the horrors with you all the time but there isn't anything official to buy.... make your own!

[witnessprotectionprogramurl]

why don't the people in the buried just eat the dirt? are they stupid?

[zabala0z]

Random conversation with @anotheraccountonthisapp about Tim kayaking and it got so stuck in my head that I drew it. Like look at this man. He is a daily kayaker.

[diabolicalworldwriter]

there's something sadly funny about the way that Kaladin goes into literally every situation thinking "Too bad I'm not cool anymore 😔"

I mean. I get it. Depression fucks your brain up and you feel detached from yourself and any skills you have or had. The PTSD and chronic fatigue are keeping him from doing things he once managed with far less effort. And it's rather impossible to feel like you can just... do things like you used to when you're struggling at a basic level to simply be.

Still, literally everyone who knows him is like "Kaladin you're so storming cool" and he goes "They're referring to the person I was, who is dead. I'll never be cool again. I'm sorry."

The most hilarious thing? He walks into these moments, thinking 'too bad', and then he does the most objectively amazing thing possible while everyone else just watches in awe.

Kaladin, three seconds after absolutely changing everyone's outlook on life: Aw, it's too bad the person I just was died again. Guess I have to find something else to be cuz I sure can't pull that off anymore.

[vanityangel]

big boi ballet ✨

[pmpknsoup]

i actually am a defender of georgie and melanie and basira being mean or rude to jon bc that man really needed to be put in his place sometimes. like i understand that they were also wrong sometimes— basira is hypocritical and the other two could be nastier than necessary, but i literally cannot blame them at all. jon was so out of line sometimes

[sleepily-scarlet]

Archive I think I know what im getting into

I didn't type: plot what plot/ porn without plot

For no reason

[pigeons-with-jello]

I shall never acknowledge mag 167 as canon because that means that gerard keay never met michael shelley, he was an archival assistant with some bitch named emma and another named sarah like girlie what about gerry okay they gotta know each other they gotta :[[[

[rookfeatherrambles]

have some tatci silly fluff: Jon eats books. What kind of books does he like? He'll try anything at least once, but his favourite kind is OTHER PEOPLE'S BOOKS. SO I GIVE YOU:

Judging by his interest in architecture, I'm leaning towards Tim mainly enjoying reading nonfiction? but he's got his comfort cheesy romance.

Sasha likes mystery and whodunnits. The twistier the better.

Martin prefers the old poets, obvi, and also old period paperbacks, think less smutty harlequins.

This all matters because at some part of this fic, each of them is going to go to read one of their books and find several pages missing. Sasha just like: "Jon! Can you try to stick to snacking on books I haven't read yet?!" Tim: "You ate my favourite illustration from Robert Smirke. Page 22, it was there for like 12 years and now its gone." And Jon, under his breath. "He wasn't all that, anyway." Martin catches Jon up at midnight like a fridge thief, sneaking bites of Keats in the study and is like :( You said you hated his poetry." Jon, with half a page sticking out of his mouth, looking really guilty. "Sorry…"

[lizweirdo]

i know jurgen leitner’s european ass was definitely not culturally aware enough for this but the manga section of his library would have gone so insanely hard. goodnight punpun. blame! berserk. goodbye eri. the summer hikaru died. every single junji ito work….

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital drawing of Martin Blackwood getting hit with a beach ball on a pale blue background. Martin is a fat, white, non-op trans man with short, red hair and a lot of body hair, freckles, a tooth gap, and a small goatee, and he is wearing blue and yellow swim trunks and round gold glasses. He is sunburned and is being hit with the beach ball in the back of the head with a "BOMP", causing him to flail and yell "ACK!!" His glasses are knocked askew and his expression is one of surprise and great annoyance. He is lit warmly with golden highlights and blue shadows. end ID]

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yesterday was national boob day so i'm a bit late but. marmar <3

[wildshadowtamer]

i think more fans need to revisit their source material sometimes. just. remind yourself of the actual character your talking about.

[stripysockstumb]

OKAY RIGHT I HAVE A THEORY

So, in all the statements throughout the show we learn about the different fears and how they manifest right? And we meet avatars of those fears and learn how they act l. All except the FUCKING EYE. We have litteraly only ever had like 1 statement from someone who has come across the Eye and that's in a later season??? FUCKING ELIAS BOUCHARD GASLIGHTING JON SINCE SEASON 1. Man was making sure Jon didn't find out about the Eye until HE wanted him too, at least Jon kinda knew the vibe of the other fears from reading statements but the Eye?? Nuuh no info for you.

[the-unabridged-version-of-myself]

TOGETHER??!! Fuck Jonny Sims and Alex Newall specifically 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[martianclown]

Kind of crazy people are now realizing how much Liam contributed to the group after he's died. The way I used to fight about that back in the day is crazy. Yall don't wanna hear me you just wanna dance hey ya 😔