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dear dropout: proposed next no-laugh newsroom segment

erika, anchor 1: breaking news! devoted fans are on their fourth month of a hunger strike after the shutdown of a widely beloved webcomic's website.

trapp, anchor 3: this incredibly-crafted webcomic has been on hiatus since... hm..... what does that say, anchor 2?

brennan lee mulligan, anchor 2:

trapp: anyways. we go now LIVE to one of these devoted fans. Amy, how have you survived this long?

amy, in tears, holding a mauled copy of Strong Female Protagonist By Brennan Lee Mulligan: ive been . hhhhhh. exclusively eating pages of my hard-copy novels. hahahahahah. boy . hhh. boy would it be nice if someone would produce more of them. because there are nineteen pages between me and this cliffhanger ending. pfffhhahaahha. hk.

trapp: thanks, amy. sure hope whoever wrote this comic decides to produce more physical copies of their media before they're all...digested. and their beautiful and meaningful work is forever lost to the sands of time. Anchor 2, if you had to come up with a (minimum 172-chapter) continuation and ending to this incredibly popular comic, what would it include?

brennan lee mulligan, anchor 2:

erika, still reading from teleprompter: we are not allowed to move past this bit until you've given us all an answer

brennan lee mulligan, anchor 2:

trapp: oh well! if you can't think of anything, we're moving on to our next two segments: top 50 embarrassing brennan lee mulligan moments, and, coincidentally, an interview with the very same man (cut to lou wilson in a wig), where he will read out his real life social security number (cut to brennan's social security card). anchor two. now's your chance.

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Crazy to think that the same Paul McCartney. fashion icon of the 60’s and 70’s. This diva who wore insane fits like this:

(Drip unmatched)

is the same Paul McCartney, the same sad, conservative dad who in the year of our lord 2004 was wearing these monstrosities.

Like. The drip was absolutely rancid. Who let him do that.

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George sings All My Loving

makes my heart scream

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After seeing the credits for A Day In The Life whenever i listen to that song all i can picture is this

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I baked this meme today oh boy

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ringo coming back to see his drumkit decorated with flowers

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Hi everyone! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

And if you can spare a dollar, donate to ANERA!

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PLEASE watch this. i love chaotic sisters best dynamic in the world

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Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)

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this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

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Made an arcane fan animation hehe

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sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

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the maximum ride books are so fucking insane. james patterson wrote down literally whatever he wanted about a group of weird bird kids, threw in some wild plot about eugenics or global warming or nuclear winter or whatever, did not edit or proofread the manuscript, and then sent it to his publisher. he did this nine times. not once did anything in them make sense. and the books had a CHOKEHOLD on middle schoolers everywhere

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It's weird how prevalent "oppression is bad, but you know what's also bad? Fighting for liberation" narratives were at one point, especially in video games. Just the weirdest obsession with the whole narrative of "the status quo may be bad, but we can't just go and change the status quo."