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Wdym? They make a cobblestone generator anytime they are near each other. That’s why it’s called *Harden*shipping
They don't know how to build a cobblestone generator😭
#i apologize but also don’t#archie would though#he doesn’t know how to play video games#he’s too old man for that#his grunts have to teach him the controller button moves#maxie is an alpha gamer though#hardenshipping#i love these dorks#i love me papas#archie pokemon#aqua leader archie#maxie pokemon#magma leader maxie
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the drama of it all
#ft. archy yelling at nettle for doing nettle things (taking his stick)#(it was his he would like it back please & thank you)#(even though he left it on the ground and had another stick it wasn't His Stick)#archy#nettle
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in the mood for a modern au. banishing them to Community Theatre.
#em draws stuff#hornblower#william bush#horatio hornblower#archie kennedy#sometimes I receive a Highly Specific Divine Vision of Putting Them In A Situation. here's that situation.#would being hit by my Become A Stage Manager beam fix hornblower? probably not but who can say#he Would like three-ring binders though. [quickly cross-references] pity he perished before they were invented.#archie's tattoos are borrowed from jon dxppercxdxver's ideas and bush's are from one of sanguinity's fics!#(except for the wrist rope... made that one up myself because it felt like he needed a little something extra)#thank you to the normal men chat for understanding that bush's cargo shorts are 'in a lesbian way'. this is v important.#name suggestions for archie's service dog are welcome and if anyone comes up with something particularly wonderful#then I may do another drawing or two in this au... we'll see.
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DRAGON IM GONNA SOB- WHY- YOU ALREADY MADE ME SAPPY ON TWITTER IM SO- /POS <33333333
@dragon-spaghetti <333
#SRY IK I USUALLY DONT POST SMTHING LIKE THIS BUT#JBHFBBAEHFBHEWBF#THESE TAGS WERE SO FUCKING NICE?!!#LIKE??#NO GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND#THEIR ART WAS LITERALLY AN INSPO FOR THIS#Fr like mid drawing I was like “Oh god im stuggling lemme go look at cool artists Ik who render really beautifully”#AND RAN STRAIGHT TO THEIRS AND ARCHIES ACC#its always so clean and pretty and textured with like the dots they would put in their pieces and lighting and cell shading and AHHHHHH#lol sorry im just rly sappy over this :'))) <333#(THE SUPER SWEET TAGS ABOUT THE BG- I promise I didn't have a crisis trying to render it and gave up leaving it super simple)#(IM SO GLAD IT WORKS THOUGH XD <33)#SENDING YOU SM LOVE DRAGON AHH :'D#tribbletalks
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you know i do wonder how many sonic characters actually have living parents. like knuckles is the last of his kind so obviously his parents arent around anymore. both guys who could be considered shadows dads are 100 percent confirmed dead. sonic is canonically an orphan im pretty sure. and on the other side of the coin cream is like the only character in the game cast who has a living parent we actually see onscreen. but what about everyone else i dont think theres a straight answer for any other character. other than rouge's mom being mentioned a couple times i Guess but we dont even know anything about her or if shes still alive just that she existed at some point. are these kids constantly putting themselves in danger because they dont have parents around to stop them or because their parents just dont care
#like what about tails. im guessing he didnt have any sort of family he was attached to if he left to be with sonic so quickly#but that doesnt really mean he didnt have parents at all. maybe he had parents and they just sucked i dont know#what about amy. what if she had parents this whole time we just never see them.#what about blaze. considering shes a princess id assume she was born into that role#but i dont know if her parents are ever actually mentioned#maybe theyre dead and there was no one else to take on their role and thats why blaze has so much responsibility at such a young age?#silver . he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone i cant really imagine him hvaing parents sorry#considering charmy is 6 and living with vector. an adult whos obviously not his biological dad.#i feel like something probably happened to charmys parents#espio i dont really question as much#becuase it feels very common in the sonic universe for teenagers to have more freedom than would be expected in real life#or maybe its not that common and the teenagers we're actually following are just living the most fucked up lives ever. i dotn know#but either way. espio where are your parents buddy. are they still alive. vector where are YOUR parents are they still alive#i dont know if i actually want canon explanations for all this though#because its kinda fun not knowing every detail about every characters life and being able to speculate and insert your headcanons n stuff#to be clear im talking about game canon#i know stuff like archie sonic and the sonic movies and the 90s cartoons will sometimes give characters new family members#or talk about their family situation even if the games dont say anything about that sort of thing
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haunted mansion au
barb and jim move into an old, creepy mansion only to find out it’s super haunted. they try to leave, but are forced back when a couple of ghosts follow them and demand they return to the house
strickler is the ‘priest’ they call to exorcise the ghosts. doesn’t work. douxie is the astrophysicist turned tour guide with a tragic backstory and special lens that can photograph ghosts. does work. claire is the psychic medium with a surprisingly good yelp score for someone so young. works really, really well. and nancy domzalski is the old historian with a heart condition (toby’s there too, because he goes wherever his nana does)
together they unravel the mystery of the mansion, defeat the hatbox ghost, and become a family
the end
#trollhunters#haunted mansion au#this is what happens when i get distracted in the middle of responding to a halloween prompt#i would really love to flesh this one out but i doubt it will happen#if i did though…#there’d be stricklake and she would call him on his bullshit immediately#and morgana would be madam leota#and maybe draal and nomura were the gracies#and douxie’s tragic past has something to do with zoe and/or archie#and the hatbox ghost is merlin
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girl who finally read Our Town and now thinks riverdale is Our Town with sex abuse subtext crammed in voice:
#I'm working on a betty post about it even though I could be making an archie post about it#the archie post would cause me too much internal strife (positive) i think#our town#riverdale#our town / riverdale reference mapping
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DANG. Absolutely cold-blooded.
#I’d expect a zinger like that outta reggie any day but dilton?#did not see that coming in a million years#he’s choosing an insult OVER answering a question in class correctly?#what did archie DO to motivate this??#archie comics#dilton doiley#archie andrews#mr. flutesnoot#really though you can’t answer the original question without knowing exactly how many gallons archie’s horrible car can hold#my real question is where dilton got 8.342 from#I was expecting it to equal some natural number like 1 or 2 but when I did the calculations it equaled 2.2072932 gallons#I double checked my work with the internet and recieved 2.2037233 gallons instead#I’m almost certain this is a result of mr. flutesnoot rounding his provided number of gallons by several decimal places#so that I calculated the conversion with one liter equaling 0.264 gallons rather than 0.264172 gallons#of course when I checked it again with my own calculator I got 2.203722824 which is closer to but not quite 2.2037233#because even if you rounded it so that a three would follow the two you’re still left with ‘230’ rather than ‘233’ at that one part#so the more accurate values I found must still be rounded by some amount to cause the discrepancy#at ANY rate: unless I have missed something in my calulations the number 8.342 has no particular significance#this isn’t lightning-fast mental math. dilton just made that number up on the spot#and the specificity only exists to make him sound smarter#(and it kinda worked because I did initially assume there was some meaning behind the number)#the joke might have landed better if he’d have said ‘3.785 liters’ (exactly 1 gallon)#UNLESS the gas prices at the time happened to work out so that 2.2037233 gallons equaled exactly one dollar or someth—
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a time loop curse is placed on a riverdale character of your choosing. who would you strike with it and when?
Inbetween s2 and s3 , Archie gets transported back to the Veronica discovers André is keeping watch on their Lake House time. He thinks "oh, obviously I have to save Cassidy Bullock", so he starts doing things differently. He stays, André still shoots Cassidy, just that Archie sees it this time. He fights with André over the gun, Cassidy gets hit by a stray bullet. He tells Veronica that her dad sent them here as a distraction, she still gets angry and things commence as usual. He tells Jughead he's caught in a time loop and in the evening, there will be a robbery and one of the robbers will get shot and it's Archie's fault and Jughead thinks he's crazy but goes along with it. All this leads to us Jughead's blood on Archie's hands. He cannot save Cassidy Bullock and when he does, one of his friends dies instead. Once, it's his dad. Archie throws himself in front of bullets and cars and all the danger in the world but he still wakes up at the lake house in the morning knowing of the tragedy the day will bring.
#anon#asks#how would he get OUT of the time loop? that wasn't the question.#though I think maybe if he truly accepts Cassidy dies and there's nothing he could do about it#He gets to leave#it's less about Cassidy's death and more about Archie's reaction to it#And this is the universe saying 'hey! it was a great tragedy but it wasn't your fault!'#alas. Archie is not very receptive of that message.#Alternatively I'd time loop Veronica (get time looped)
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every now and again i see fanart of scourge with like a gun or something and like. i cannot even begin to formulate a coherent thought on how bad that would be. like top ten worst characters to give a gun 1) scourge. he would kill everybody in a 20 mi radius and also himself purely on accident. he is LITERALLY the kind of person who would shoot a gun to see if its loaded please do not give him firearms
#it makes me laugh really hard though#scourge the hedgehog#archie sonic#anywayas . well i would apologize because i think most people here followed me for art#but also its my blog and if anybody really cares that much they can unfollow#either way i may draw later im just very busy right now and trying to fight the archie sonic brainrot (losing)
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Guys they're making a Sonic card game and I managed to get my hands on a leak this is NOT CLICKBAIT IT'S REAL!!!
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Forces adaptation in archie....
#it would either be a mess or be over in less than half the time it took in game#i keep thinking about game adaptations in archie that werent able to happen#i feel like sonic colors and lost world could be a separate plot line that didn’t have sonic as the main character. maybe tails centered#frontiers i think could work ok- they've already explored aliens and chaos emerald lore so it would probably fit right in#though it does make me think if the characters in frontiers would change- maybe not but their dynamics with sonic would#and obvi unleashed would make a great adaptation- given how it already was in post sgw#mania and superstars could easily be short mini series
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You know I was against Giovanni taking over all the villain arcs (save for Sinnoh's) in Pokemon Masters until the Kalos one because now there's a possibility his aim is to start up Rainbow Rocket again and how cool would it be to see the half redeemed villains have to fight against alternate, more evil versions of themselves who succeeded in their original plans
#pokemon#pokemon masters#it started with 'I hate that this is just giovanni getting the spotlight again' and then turned into#'wait they actually kept Lysandre in character this was the best way to do this'#and given Lysandre and Cyrus both got alts and Ghetsis still has his OG and maxie and archie have their original designs from gen 7#there's a way for them to include the other outfits and bring back the evil versions while still keeping the character development#and also opening the door for alt versions of the same character like Ingo for example#that might end up being too complicated though we'll see#it doesn't feel super likely but it's always a possibility skfhs#ALSO I want to clarify Ghetsis is not half redeemed in the slightest#everyone else has something there that they can develop further#but ghetsis will always be evil THOUGH he also hates giovanni in pokemas lore so he would absolutely oppose him#N has given him multiple opportunities to grow and maybe have a father son relationship#but the ONLY time ghetsis even acknowledged that was when he was trying to manipulate N#ghetsis and giovanni can shake hands in pokemas lore for trying to manipulate their sons
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Team Rocket: The Mob
Team Magma : Overly Passionate Geologists
Team Aqua: Overly Passionate Marine Biologists
Team Galactic: Doomsday UFO Cult
Team Plasma: Political Extremists
Team Skull: Juggalos
#pokemon#i like to rationalize the game logic into real world logic and how the evil teams would realistically function#idk what team flare is i dont think even gamefreak knows what they were doing there either#pyramid scheme run by a genocidal maniac?#i think team magma is the most misunderstood though i do not read maxie as a villain at all#just a pompous dork with a misguided vision for the future#archie i believe does outright state he wants to wipe out mankind and flood the entire planet so. LOL#i dont think theyre on the same level#team galactic is the cultiest by far i like that we get to see cyrus saying a speech in front of all of his followers and no one is entirel#sure what it is that theyre working towards
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originally had a super long multi paragraph ramble about this written out but then realized i did not have to say all that . anyway . i think that the reason some little animal guy sonic characters have last names while most others just go by (name) the (species) has to do with cultural differences... the fact that the characters with last names are also the same characters who have more human sounding first names makes me think that they were born in an area that had a large human population, or that their parents or grandparents were, so their family was influenced by human naming practices
#that or their parents are two different animals and they have traits from both so they just go by a last name for simplicitys sake#that headcanon is kinda taken from archie sonic btw there are a few archie characters who have parents that are different animals#and iirc they all use last names rather than species names#though those characters tend to only inherent one parents species rather than looking like a combination of both#obviously these reasonings wouldnt apply to everyone there would still be exceptions . like shadow#who was created by humans and exclusively interacted with humans before the events of sa2 but still goes by shadow the hedgehog#though i feel like hes a special case because the robotnik last name would probably raise a lot of questions#or make people wanna start digging around in his private business. so maybe he just doenst use that name publicly#because he doesnt feel like dealing with all that. or maybe he chooses to not use it as a way of not living in the past all the time. idk#Hiii im the number one guy who thinks way too much about random sonic worldbuilding stuff that doesnt matter
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really most of the weird stuff with ken penders starts to make sense when you realize he was a marvel/dc guy who just ended up working on the sonic comics for the sake of like, it being a job. like based on what the guy has said it doesn´t seem like he particularly cares about the sonic the hedgehog franchise on its own in his head he was writing superhero comics
#like the type of weird shit penders did is semi normal in capeshit comics#though admittedly a few of the things would be weird no matter the context. like the holocaust thing#anyways archie sonic was a victim of market monopolisation
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