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spaghetsquid · 5 months ago
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Wdym? They make a cobblestone generator anytime they are near each other. That’s why it’s called *Harden*shipping
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They don't know how to build a cobblestone generator😭
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groenendaze · 7 months ago
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the drama of it all
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chiropteracupola · 8 months ago
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in the mood for a modern au. banishing them to Community Theatre.
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triona-tribblescore · 7 months ago
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DRAGON IM GONNA SOB- WHY- YOU ALREADY MADE ME SAPPY ON TWITTER IM SO- /POS <33333333
@dragon-spaghetti <333
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sonknuxadow · 11 months ago
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you know i do wonder how many sonic characters actually have living parents. like knuckles is the last of his kind so obviously his parents arent around anymore. both guys who could be considered shadows dads are 100 percent confirmed dead. sonic is canonically an orphan im pretty sure. and on the other side of the coin cream is like the only character in the game cast who has a living parent we actually see onscreen. but what about everyone else i dont think theres a straight answer for any other character. other than rouge's mom being mentioned a couple times i Guess but we dont even know anything about her or if shes still alive just that she existed at some point. are these kids constantly putting themselves in danger because they dont have parents around to stop them or because their parents just dont care
#like what about tails. im guessing he didnt have any sort of family he was attached to if he left to be with sonic so quickly#but that doesnt really mean he didnt have parents at all. maybe he had parents and they just sucked i dont know#what about amy. what if she had parents this whole time we just never see them.#what about blaze. considering shes a princess id assume she was born into that role#but i dont know if her parents are ever actually mentioned#maybe theyre dead and there was no one else to take on their role and thats why blaze has so much responsibility at such a young age?#silver . he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone i cant really imagine him hvaing parents sorry#considering charmy is 6 and living with vector. an adult whos obviously not his biological dad.#i feel like something probably happened to charmys parents#espio i dont really question as much#becuase it feels very common in the sonic universe for teenagers to have more freedom than would be expected in real life#or maybe its not that common and the teenagers we're actually following are just living the most fucked up lives ever. i dotn know#but either way. espio where are your parents buddy. are they still alive. vector where are YOUR parents are they still alive#i dont know if i actually want canon explanations for all this though#because its kinda fun not knowing every detail about every characters life and being able to speculate and insert your headcanons n stuff#to be clear im talking about game canon#i know stuff like archie sonic and the sonic movies and the 90s cartoons will sometimes give characters new family members#or talk about their family situation even if the games dont say anything about that sort of thing
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megan0013 · 1 year ago
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haunted mansion au
barb and jim move into an old, creepy mansion only to find out it’s super haunted. they try to leave, but are forced back when a couple of ghosts follow them and demand they return to the house
strickler is the ‘priest’ they call to exorcise the ghosts. doesn’t work. douxie is the astrophysicist turned tour guide with a tragic backstory and special lens that can photograph ghosts. does work. claire is the psychic medium with a surprisingly good yelp score for someone so young. works really, really well. and nancy domzalski is the old historian with a heart condition (toby’s there too, because he goes wherever his nana does)
together they unravel the mystery of the mansion, defeat the hatbox ghost, and become a family
the end
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wallbeatjournal · 6 months ago
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girl who finally read Our Town and now thinks riverdale is Our Town with sex abuse subtext crammed in voice:
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diltonsstrangescience · 21 days ago
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DANG. Absolutely cold-blooded.
#I’d expect a zinger like that outta reggie any day but dilton?#did not see that coming in a million years#he’s choosing an insult OVER answering a question in class correctly?#what did archie DO to motivate this??#archie comics#dilton doiley#archie andrews#mr. flutesnoot#really though you can’t answer the original question without knowing exactly how many gallons archie’s horrible car can hold#my real question is where dilton got 8.342 from#I was expecting it to equal some natural number like 1 or 2 but when I did the calculations it equaled 2.2072932 gallons#I double checked my work with the internet and recieved 2.2037233 gallons instead#I’m almost certain this is a result of mr. flutesnoot rounding his provided number of gallons by several decimal places#so that I calculated the conversion with one liter equaling 0.264 gallons rather than 0.264172 gallons#of course when I checked it again with my own calculator I got 2.203722824 which is closer to but not quite 2.2037233#because even if you rounded it so that a three would follow the two you’re still left with ‘230’ rather than ‘233’ at that one part#so the more accurate values I found must still be rounded by some amount to cause the discrepancy#at ANY rate: unless I have missed something in my calulations the number 8.342 has no particular significance#this isn’t lightning-fast mental math. ​dilton just made that number up on the spot#and the specificity only exists to make him sound smarter#(and it kinda worked because I did initially assume there was some meaning behind the number)#the joke might have landed better if he’d have said ‘3.785 liters’ (exactly 1 gallon)#UNLESS the gas prices at the time happened to work out so that 2.2037233 gallons equaled exactly one dollar or someth—
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sumquiasum · 5 months ago
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a time loop curse is placed on a riverdale character of your choosing. who would you strike with it and when?
Inbetween s2 and s3 , Archie gets transported back to the Veronica discovers André is keeping watch on their Lake House time. He thinks "oh, obviously I have to save Cassidy Bullock", so he starts doing things differently. He stays, André still shoots Cassidy, just that Archie sees it this time. He fights with André over the gun, Cassidy gets hit by a stray bullet. He tells Veronica that her dad sent them here as a distraction, she still gets angry and things commence as usual. He tells Jughead he's caught in a time loop and in the evening, there will be a robbery and one of the robbers will get shot and it's Archie's fault and Jughead thinks he's crazy but goes along with it. All this leads to us Jughead's blood on Archie's hands. He cannot save Cassidy Bullock and when he does, one of his friends dies instead. Once, it's his dad. Archie throws himself in front of bullets and cars and all the danger in the world but he still wakes up at the lake house in the morning knowing of the tragedy the day will bring.
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iratusmus · 2 years ago
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every now and again i see fanart of scourge with like a gun or something and like. i cannot even begin to formulate a coherent thought on how bad that would be. like top ten worst characters to give a gun 1) scourge. he would kill everybody in a 20 mi radius and also himself purely on accident. he is LITERALLY the kind of person who would shoot a gun to see if its loaded please do not give him firearms
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gourde · 7 months ago
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Guys they're making a Sonic card game and I managed to get my hands on a leak this is NOT CLICKBAIT IT'S REAL!!!
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navii-blaze · 16 days ago
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Forces adaptation in archie....
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lollitree · 2 years ago
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You know I was against Giovanni taking over all the villain arcs (save for Sinnoh's) in Pokemon Masters until the Kalos one because now there's a possibility his aim is to start up Rainbow Rocket again and how cool would it be to see the half redeemed villains have to fight against alternate, more evil versions of themselves who succeeded in their original plans
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tyranitarkisser · 11 months ago
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Team Rocket: The Mob
Team Magma : Overly Passionate Geologists
Team Aqua: Overly Passionate Marine Biologists
Team Galactic: Doomsday UFO Cult
Team Plasma: Political Extremists
Team Skull: Juggalos
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sonknuxadow · 9 months ago
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originally had a super long multi paragraph ramble about this written out but then realized i did not have to say all that . anyway . i think that the reason some little animal guy sonic characters have last names while most others just go by (name) the (species) has to do with cultural differences... the fact that the characters with last names are also the same characters who have more human sounding first names makes me think that they were born in an area that had a large human population, or that their parents or grandparents were, so their family was influenced by human naming practices
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revindicatedbyhistory · 11 months ago
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really most of the weird stuff with ken penders starts to make sense when you realize he was a marvel/dc guy who just ended up working on the sonic comics for the sake of like, it being a job. like based on what the guy has said it doesn´t seem like he particularly cares about the sonic the hedgehog franchise on its own in his head he was writing superhero comics
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