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proselles · 5 months ago

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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

#and he was so fucking real for that #if i created the best old man yaoi ever and people shipped fucking BILLDIP instead??????#i would devote years of my life to remedying that as fast as possible #yall dont even understand i would be irate #imagine someone shipping ur 12yo self insert with ur uncle's weird ex from another dimension #toxic yaoi fr fr #gravity falls #billford #bill cipher #ford pines #dipper pines #alex hirsch #after the owl house cancellation too ik disneys begging him for a s3 #and hes holding it over their heads while curating a gravity falls mania that hasnt been seen since the tumblr dark days #my posts #text post

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chloesimaginationthings · 29 days ago

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What if Henry found Springtrap first in FNAF..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #henry emily #william afton #springtrap #fnaf 3 #I sometimes think about how Henry was looking for animtronics too #I focus a lot on Michael but in canon Henry is the one who sets up pizza sim #so I wonder sometimes what he was up to for years #considering what if he found William first #or had any run ins with him #how that look the concept is just really interesting #so this is my small stab at it #neither afraid of each other but both wanting to fight each other too #shout out to toxic old man yaoi lmao

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garbagequeer · 6 months ago

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hilarious man (The National Play “Sorrow” for Six Hours at MoMA PS1)

#that old man forever. if you want my opinion #the national #thing #did you know the whole thing is online. on youtube even. hour 5 minute 40 if you want to hear the one where he cried #and the energy does build up on hour 5. cant believe i was too busy being 14 and from a different continent to go to this shit

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mischievous-thunder · 4 months ago

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The tough choices Wade has to face on a daily basis

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cup-o-stars · 6 months ago

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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤

(Featuring way too many drawings)

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crowkip · 7 months ago

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#GIANT SPACE WOMAN I LOVE YOUU !!!!!! <33 #starfire #dc fanart #teen titans #koriand'r #kory anders #my dad has old teen titans comics from the 80s where she had her amazing giant hair and man #he grew up crushing on her hard bc of those comics and then decades later i grew up reading his comics just to end up exactly the same #big hair starfire will always have my silly little heart #i remember how cool it was as a kid to finally see a fem chara that was way bigger than her bf so thank u kori for being the og Giant Woman #i should share the ref pics i used at some point too bc they were super fun #theyre on my side insta @crowscraps if u wanna see em #my art

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edlucavalden · 5 months ago

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Oh my god.. this post was cooking i had to..

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #thistle dungeon meshi #art #izutsumi #chilchuck wasnt actually mad he just wanted sleep LOL #OH YM GOOOD THISTLE IS PERFECT FOR IZUTSUMI #maybe he has the occasional weird dreams bc of thistles magic but mb his desires being eaten made it tamer.#whats with thistle and his attraction human monster hybrids (falin and izutsumi)#i think he sees her as just some random fuckass cat #the same way how thistle was not bothered by the dragon looking like a woman now. its not his business #“whats this cat doing here? erm... anyways”#thistle the perfect size too... and the beds big and he doesn't move nearly as much... heh #ik izutsumi and yaad are buddies... but i think izutsumi is still confused tk how his doll friend turned into some old man

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blondie-drawings · 7 months ago

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Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

#sorry for the mercy/augustine sex jumpscare but i rly do think they have terrible sex every like. 200 years #they're like “Oh this Sucks I'm never doing this Again” and then hundreds of years pass and they get bored and they're like hmmm #maybe. it wasn't THAT bad.#the idea of bitching and complaining during sex is too funny to me #also my magnus design is pure indulgence #i just wanted to sexualise that old man. and he ended up looking like varric dragon age 😭😭#also also i gave Pal the fancy swoopy glasses that elphaba wears in the wicked trailer cos i think they're cool #okay now i gotta do some actual tagging #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gtn #harrow the ninth #htn #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow nonagesimus #griddlehark #ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the third #mercymorn the first #augustine the first #palamedes sextus #palamedes the sixth #abigail pent #magnus quinn #john gaius #tlt shitposting #oh and i haven't finished Nona. i paused my reading because i found out there isn't a release date for the next book so I'm like #i need to make this last. i gotta ration this book out (<-stupid)

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raconteur-wanpi · 1 month ago

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Egghead from Stella's POV is very funny.

#A simple 'sorry for teaching DNA to the eugenics guy and enabling him for 10-13 years' would have sufficed you shameless old man.#(THIS IS A JOKE I LIKE STELLA)#one piece #egghead arc #black leg sanji #dr vegapunk #vegapunk stella #me art #talltales #sanji #I just thought it was funny. no acknowledgement whatsoever #I know he knows. he is keeping silent on purpose #this was a de-stress doodle dont look at it too hard. Had a difficult day and drawing nonsense helps

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false-heteros16 · 1 month ago

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I always wonder why House never went into family therapy. Like yes he hates therpaists but he enjoys the drama so much. He’s SUCH a gossip. Look at his face when Chase x2 are having a medical cat fight. HES SO INTO IT. Diagnostic head with a specialty in dragging ur shit.

#house md #gregory house #toxic old man yaoi #hilson #james wilson #malpractice md #wilson x house #medical malpractice #wilson loves the gossip too #yes he would actually be the worst therapist ever but hey hed be happy

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densewentz · 2 months ago

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rookanis players: why isnt Lucanis' romance more passionate, more physical!! Why is he so subdued and quiet!! You barely even kiss!! Lucanis, fresh out of a year in a demonic torture pit, having just had one of his two remaining family members taken from him just as he's freed, almost losing Treviso to the elvhen gods which are a) apparently real and b) that he's apparently now responsible for killling and who, oh yeah, also is always literally on the brink of exhaustion because he can't sleep or his spite demon goes around causing mischief and sniffing people: rook, mi vida, please give me a break

#i love my tired man he's done nothing wrong 😭#datv #datv spoilers #da:v #da:v spoilers #rookanis #rookanis spoilers #rook x lucanis #lucanis dellamorte #spite dragon age #if you stand around and watch Lucanis while he's sitting on his little cot he ends up bobble heading like an overtired toddler #please guys he'd kiss Rook so passionately if he wasn't seeing like four of their faces overlapping at any given moment #the spirit is willing #guys this is a joke about lucanis being too tired to get it up #can ya'll be a little more chill and not get cranky in the replies about whether or not you think his writing was lackluster #because im too old for fandom wank and i WILL be starting to block people who are annoying me

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ema-sahdmadhi · 9 months ago

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