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Eddie, postjng to his socials: This is how every conversation with my husband has went for the past two weeks
Eddie, as Eddie: Do you want to do something fun?
Eddie, as Steve: We can’t. We have to go get experimented on by the government.
Eddie, as Eddie: Ughhhh
Steve, as Steve:
Steve, as Steve: They’re going to euthanize you this year. Don’t post that anywhere
Eddie, as Eddie: *posts everywhere*
#their fbi agent: *banging their head against the desk when they see this video*#video: *gets taken down for violating app guidelines for some reason*#it’s literally a physical and blood work#everybody who came into contact with the upside down is supposed to get a yearly checkup#they pay them to do it and Steve’s got to get his brain scanned one a year anyways so might as well make the government pay for it#steve harrington#eddie munson#eddie munson tiktok saga
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James and Reggie doing that tiktok trend where two people are walking and the camera pans back and forth between them.
James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Regulus is already hopelessly and completely in love with me before it even starts." Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course James is going to be compared to the sun."
James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course there's going to be background wolfstar, dorlene, and rosekiller"
Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Sirius and I are going to start speaking French and James and Moony are going to get horribly turned on."
James: *points phone down at his feet* "Wait, can you do that right now?" Regulus: *off screen* "No James, we're in the middle of making a video." James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Reggie is going to slip up and accidently call me James after calling me "Potter" for the last 40 chapters." Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Sirius is going to go crazy as soon as he finds out me and James are together." James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Reg can't swim." Regulus: *points the camera down to his feet* "James, what the fuck, that was a low blow." Regulus: *with revenge in his eyes* "It's a Jegulus fic, of course James and my brother have a ridiculously unhealthy obsession and codependency with one another" James: *with love in his eyes* "It's a Jegulus fic, of course I love my star so much that I would live, die, or kill for him" Regulus: *drops the phone, only their feet can be seen as he runs to James* "Tu vas payer pour m'avoir fait rougir, chéri"
#jegulus#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect jegulus quotes#james potter#regulus black#marauders#jegulus fic#fanfiction#sunseeker#starchaser#i used a translating app#don't come at me for the french lol#trans: you're foing to pay for making me blush darling
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inspired by @sleepyslag positing that he could be. drinking them
#has anyone done this yet#dan and phil#dnp#phan#made this in illustrator on iPad. completely worthless fucking app#the entire adobe cc on iOS is worthless I hate adobe clown company#watch me switch to fucking gimp or whatever when my student license expires bc I am not paying for this shit#10+ bc I counted 10 in the image + there was that random dollop of ketchup
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Feeling bored 🥱
I’m down for some fun time 💕
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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.
#jack facts#like do they think we don't notice#i truly do hate it here#i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh#circulating ads should be a need based allowance#below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines#then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one#and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE#each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you#also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence#AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one#then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban#that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place#ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]
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Do y’all see what I see
#better call saul#breaking bad#mike erhmantraut#nacho varga#jesse pinkman#gus fring#walter white#i maybe want to switch victor and pryce because I’m not sure if victor has middle child energy but I also don’t really think pryce does e#jimmy is like his nephew or something#and of course Gustavo is the mother#and Walt pays child support and has supervised visits on the weekends#I know my notes app hates to see me watching better call Saul
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wonderful
#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭#ctubbo#michael beloved#ctubbo fanart#Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this#so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her#stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w#hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY#BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS#So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi#ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i#RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!!#I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening#IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever#I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it#lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss....#I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt#too dead to do al that...#Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye
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small PSA: if you shop at craft shows or artist alleys, please bring more than apple pay or a virtual card - especially if you're not comfortable entering your card number manually. not all of us have fancy card readers, so please also bring your physical card or cash, even if it's only as backup 👍
#psa#conventions#artist alley#not art#i've done two craft shows and two conventions with just my swipe reader. and cash ofc. but i did have to miss a couple sales at the cons#because people only had apple pay. no cash no physical card. It Sucks For Both Of Us!#when i say there are small businesses in the artist alley i mean some of us are Small#i don't speak just for myself but for other artists who have this trouble as well. some folks are just starting out and some folks#just do this for a hobby and can't afford or can't justify the bigger terminals yet or at all#if i get into ACEN again next year i'll opt for a terminal but they're Pricey and not something to start out with y'know#if you want to be an artist's best friend though? pay in cash.#not to mention if there's technical or wifi trouble - cash just works 100% of the time. no reader or wifi will stop you from using cash.#semi related but i had someone try to pay with apple pay at my last show and i said they'd have to enter their number manually then#and they said they'd go find their partner and see if they had card/cash. and then while they were walking away from their booth#their friend asked why and they said it wasn't safe. on one hand i can't be mad because its VERY good to practice card safety!#on the other hand. you're entering it into the same app that would process a swipe payment. it's exactly as safe as if you'd swiped it#i promise as long as you're entering the number into a square app your card info is safe lmao#anyway yeah a lot of us aren't Big Businesses. please just be courteous and bring some traditional payment methods Just In Case
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Ive seen other people do tmnt au posts even though they're not competing, so....
OH NO!!! IT APPEARS KRAANG!LEO IS LOST WITHIN THE @tmntaucompetition !!!
ft. @overthinkingspark-blue 's bettle Leo & @tizeline 's sep!Donnie. Don't look too closely at them I made this panel in 15 minutes in the notes app <3
Someone please direct him to the nearest chair/empty corner; he's about to pass out, throw up, or both. He probably needs some water, too, if anyone has it.
This is a spiritual successor to this joke post I made recently
This is also actually a version of him way later than he is currently in the comic, but I thought it'd be more fun this way <3 it seems that the eyes aren't the only thing wrong with him now.....
Meanwhile, in the lost & found corner .....
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#scrolls art#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt art#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt leo#tmnt au competition#unpause rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#kraang!leo#kraang!leo au#if the comp mod has any issues with this then please tell me I don't wanna be trouble#this was all made in the notes app while i was not paying attention to classes don't look too closely at the details#the kraang!leo comp saga
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Dm for my price menu :3
#selling premium#custom content#dm for menu#i sell videos#content creator#cash app#hotwives#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#meetup#lick my ass#eat my pussy#meet and fuck#paypal#pay to see#pay to play#ass so phat#dm to buy content
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i just wanted to complain about a music player app throwing screen-covering ads at me, and I guess Santa also disliked the change as well.
#im not kidding i saw this last night and went to bed#now you all get to see this too.#ty santa for hating stupid adds just as much as we do#btw the app is called simple music player and from the reads of it#they planned to make folks pay 15 bucks a week to use it and changed it randomly to a free trial
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HD version of a classic Ween photo (probably AI upscaled). 1992-ish.
#pretty sure this is ai upscaled cos it reminds me how specifically good ai is right now for bringing out family resemblance#cos looking at gener here i'm like oh hi ashton!#like how i noticed for the first time how much i have my grandad's eyes when i ran an old b&w photo of him through a pretty basic app#and if you did it yourself you could be influencing that subconsciously but the app doesn't know who this person is to you#i'm not a big ai proponent but noticing little accidents like that could actually help us to make it more useful...#if we could do something before the CEOs figure out they don't need to understand it as long as they're paying the people who do#oops i mean#lol jk am dumb pleb don't listen to me#ween#tangent#everything is ween related#90s
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#selling premium#custom content#dm for menu#i sell videos#content creator#cash app#hotwives#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#meetup#lick my ass#eat my pussy#meet and fuck#paypal#pay to see#pay to play#ass so phat#dm to buy content
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Affirmations <3
#I love you guys BUT not enough to pay for an app#so sorry about the stupid watermarks#disco elysium#the skills#the furies#affirmations
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