#apples!

[raincosmos]

🍎  you are the apple.

rb / like + credit to use  ━  an edit that incorporates your favorite fruit : @seiliecourt

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Meg I'm a news reporter can you please tell us how your so cool and cuddly at the same time

🎤🎙️🎤

Apples! :D

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

“Through the Ages”

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[fastest-punslinger-in-the-west]

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

[docbe]

People starting apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef are weak, I will demolish any seasonal beverage you put in front of me without hesitation

[teaboot]

The chick's bathroom at my location always has a bunch of fake flowers and seasonal soaps and posters n shit in it and I just asked the custodian kid if the men's did too and he said "Nah just the urinals, the women's room gets all the nice stuff" and he sounded so sincerely wistful so in conclusion I know what I'm gonna do this Christmas

[mojavedoll]

not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

[the-pen-pot]

IOS users and Patreon. Big old heads up.

"Apple is requiring that Patreon use their in-app purchasing system and remove all other billing systems from the Patreon iOS app by November 2024. This means that starting in November, new memberships purchased in the iOS app will be subject to Apple's 30% App Store fee.

First, we want to be clear about one thing: this will not impact your existing memberships at all. Apple's App Store fee only applies to new memberships purchased in the iOS app beginning in November 2024."

Apple users, if you make your pledges through your browser you can dodge this fee.

This is just apple doing its usual nickel and diming to take a slice of every pie.

[hey-its-puddlesock]

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[classic-coquette8495]

[es0tericdoll]

The vibe I bring to the function ..

[ptsinkbaby]

collecting joans of arc like they are my little pokemon team

[futuristiccreationzombie]

Human teeth. Inside were human teeth arranged in a smile.

little painting from back in february. i think about this stupid apple way too often.