#apparently that’s too much to ask for

[whackmewithwhump]

pissed off that my body is shitty at doing the bare minimum

[pangur-and-grim]

ah......I might have priced myself out of a cool work opportunity. it's happened before - serious industry people come to me with projects that would take half a year of me working full time, and then I calculate my mortgage, my food, my various bills, add a sprinkle of profit on top so that I'm not just breaking even, and ask for that. and the response is always "wtf, you're insane!"

I don't like working in illustration. it's why I barely do any freelance anymore. my wrists are ruined, my back is ruined, and I have to make enough to keep living. I can't jump for crumbs anymore.

[mellohiizz]

some more sketches i did tonight :3 i'm having too much fun with this i think. at this point i'm just spamming this account with all of my silly little drawings

[nelkcats]

Help is just a click away

Danny was bored, it's not something new, the Infinite Realms were not the epitome of fun and the portals had been closed after the fight he had with his parents. It was safer that way, no one could get hurt, humans or ghosts.

That didn't mean the halfa couldn't miss them: his family, his friends, or the life he had before. All he had left were the ghosts, which was fine, but it wasn't enough. He felt unbalanced, unwell.

Clockwork told him it was because of his obsession, his obsession to help and protect was being fulfilled but only halfway. He had enough ectoplasm to last a lifetime but Danny was a human too, he needed to see the stars, to help people. He needed it desperately.

Clockwork noticed this and seeing that the boy could not return to his original dimension, he gave him permission to travel to the DC universe as long as he was careful. It was unlikely that they would attack the halfa there, they were all "special" and Danny would go unnoticed. But the boy still wanted to help.

So he formed a small business. He created a simple app and granted help to anyone who made a request. From saving a kitten from the trees to transporting very heavy packages.

It worked wonders and lowered his stress levels greatly. Danny thought he could get used to it, until people started making stranger requests and before he knew it, the so-called "Justice League" was at his door. Of course, he escaped, although that probably didn't help sell his innocence.

[itsonlypolite]

What is your favorite vessel/princess?

It's so hard to choose, I love them all!! But when I first read this, two vessels popped in my head right away because they feel like they're straight out of my nightmares: The (Deconstructed) Damsel and the Drowned Grey

The metaphors! The visuals!! The horrifying tragedy of it all!!! <333

[bromcommie]

Chase the thread all the way down.

Pt. 2/?? of the Max cobbles together MCU poster mockups because of haunting visions of a brighter timeline in which we actually got consistently interesting content for these characters series (pt 1: Winter Soldier vers.)

[cheatingtime]

[christronomy]

he flips you over roughly, without warning, stuffing one pillow under your hips and another under your head, then lifts your hips up slightly, propping you up for him. you can't even move on your own at this point, your mind is hazy with him. everything is just him. he presses his free hand into your lower back to hold you in place, tapping his cock against your entrance a few times before slipping back in and continuing his harsh ministrations, no buildup. he knows you're already too numb on the pleasure to complain, but you love the pain either way.

you squeal in surprise, practically drooling onto the pillow already as he bullies into your aching hole with his cock. how he hits that spot inside you that makes you melt and get all dizzy with pleasure every single time, you don't know. but what you do know is that he was right. he's nowhere near done with you and you're learning your lesson. you're all his. he's not gonna stop until you understand that.

"you're all fucking mine, hear that?" he starts, as he flips you over yet again, this time putting your legs up all the way, as far as they can go, practically folding you in half. you look up at him with wide, teary eyes, body quivering from the impending orgasm he's been making you hold off for a while now. "channie's. all channie's. all yours," you mumble, your words slurring, and he chuckles softly, his chest swelling at how cute you look when you're dumb on his cock like this.

"'s right. and trust me, baby. once i'm done with you, you won’t have any space left in that pretty little mind of yours for anyone else but me."

[drcaiman]

Someday I would love to see a Dracula rendition that kept the characters authentic. Literally everything else could be different. I just want to see my wholesome friend group protracted.

[notbecauseofvictories]

a wild moment at work today, when my boss (at the end of quite a long speech about why I should track my work better) essentially said, "but you're not getting any credit for your accomplishments!" and I realized I genuinely didn't care.

[chrisbangs]

YANG JEONGIN  for @foxinys

[reminiscingtonight]

Bench cam after conceding 2

Both of them are a mood

[from-here-from-me]

THE BEAR \\ Hanif Abdurraqib

[eterniravioli]

all i want is for someone to love me like toto wolff loves max verstappen

[potatounicoorn]

Wdm Jay lost his memory and theres no sign of Pixal? They just got confused at a food truck getting a suprise snack for the ninja thats all :'D

[1dwaekki]

hyunjin sneezed on live😭😭 at about 5:19

Hyunjin sneeze and almost sneeze

OH MY GOD?!?!?! FIRST SNEEZE OF 2025‼️‼️ Safe to say i was NOT expecting Hyunjin to be the first sneeze of all people 😭 let's manifest that we get more sneezes from the less sneezy members this year now that this surprise has happened (cough cough Han, Felix, Changbin)

I'm actually so excited I love his sneeze so much and I.N's reaction makes it so much cuter 😭😭 KEEP THEM COMING STRAY KIDS 🙏🕯🙏🕯