#ape sounds

[warhead]

[idkaguyorsomething]

“ap gwilliam was the worst prime minister” doctor. babe. i know why you don’t tell your companions everything at once, but you’re really gonna tell them a bald-faced lie like that. your ex murdered a tenth of earth’s population and immediately turned the entire planet into a hellscape, there is some steep competition here

[tinderbox210]

Noa and Mae + swearing

[silusvesuius]

justa bunch of heads

[littleaipom]

so i watched all 9 of the Planet of the Apes movies for the 1st time last year, and now im watching them all again(+saw the 10th one). It's probably just because i wasnt even close to being alive when the originals came out, because i know they're famous, but this franchise feels like such an underrated gem to me haha. And the makeup/prosthetics in the originals are so good!

Anyway here's Cornelius and Zira, i like them c:

[legionofpotatoes]

My annual invocation to play The Pathless to anyone that will listen

[snailwitdamail2]

incredibly low quality Anaya appreciation post bc i think he’s adorable.

[jey-chan]

Idk how the tinking song before Steve goes to the tinking couch in blue's clues goes in english but i got this idea in a dream:

Danny bored out of his mind in the batcabe sudenly starts singin the blues clues song: now is time to sit and tink and thi ink~

*put on a thinking pose and read again this extrangle ridles that found laying arround* mmm.... we have a yellow thing that can scrible... an a man of color mm...

Batfam: what the hell...

Danny: yellow... banana... scribe... A bananapensil! And yellow persons are chineases! So a chinian is gona make a banana spy thing!

Damian: that is ridiculus! How did yo-

Danny: is more sensate that what dick said back then

Dick: HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT TIME‽

Tim:... now i wana know what did you said.

Batman: why are you in my char

[seabeck]

A barred owl seems to have moved into my yard or my neighbors yard. It spends all night serenading us with it's loud hoots

[bookishdaze]

I gotta share something that's gonna sound so ridiculous, and I'm self-aware enough to know that this is me being very gullible, but I just HAVE to spit this out somewhere. Plus, I think it's hilarious.

So I just came back from watching Civil War. I went through like 3 mini heart attacks during that movie by the way.

Anyways, we got a KOTPOTA trailer beforehand, and ya wanna know what my mother said?

"Creo que el changuito se va enamorar de la humana." That's Spanish for "I think the little monkey is gonna fall in love with the human."

And listen. LISTEN. The last time I took a general audience member (my cousin) to watch the first movie in a trilogy from a popular scifi franchise (The Force Awakens) and who had never seen any of the previous movies, I KID YOU NOT they turned to me and told me that they felt something going on between Rey and Kylo. Fast forward 2 years later when the sequel came out AND THEY WERE RIGHT.

For those who don't know, 99% of the theories about Rey at the time were of her being a Skywalker, which would make Rey and Kylo related. Yet my cousin CLOCKED it. My cousin had the gift of PROPHECY.

"Don't be ridiculous. That was ONE time." I don't care. You don't understand. After that experience, I'll believe so many things at this point.

[warhead]

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

So, we have Godzilla x Mothra fans.

BUT

What about Kong x Shimo fans?

[handweavers]

sorry it's still so funny that crypto and nfts like exploded and died after all that nonsense pyramid scheme scam shit and superbowl ads and bitcoin mining rigs ruining everything including the environment and it was all for nothing, it didn't change the world it didn't revolutionize anything it was all a complete scam and what remains of it still is. like blockchain tech isn't going anywhere it's probably going to exist in some capacity for the foreseeable future and crypto in general still exists (and existed before it became mainstream popular) but the vast majority of nfts, cryptocurrencies, etc are completely and utterly worthless now, shut down services, crashed markets and exchanges, etc. the only sad things are the people left holding the bag whose lives were ruined bc they got sucked into the scam and there's no justice or recompense + the sheer amt of environmental damage caused by this whole thing

[wurstproldiers]

origins of the bacon diplomat that never was

[itsalwaysforyou]

just remembered a wip i had which was jay at uni meeting normal people and desperately trying to act cool and normal whilst internally screaming about being in a whole new place with all new people and not having his gang with him