#anyways yeah. these bitches gay.
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johndave doodle for a friends birfday
#homestuck#dave strider#john egbert#pepsicola#johndave#davejohn#sorry if the line quality is kind of shite it is a doodle haha#spideydoodles#spideypawz#anyways yeah. these bitches gay.#happy birthday Alex. :)
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guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!
#i. really like tlok. like a lot#i understand why people dont like it#and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great#but i had a fantastic time with it#anyways yeah. gay people#tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet.#hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it.#i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though.#wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard.#and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there#one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil#like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope#not a bender or evil and honestly im glad#she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve#love her.so much#korra too ofc#i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space#last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize#love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about#i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it#the legend of korra#tlok#legend of korra#korrasami#wuko#zhurrick#korra#asami sato#mako tlok#prince wu
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Ok, so I know that some people think Capsaicin Cookie is Burning Spice Cookie's son (and I wholeheartedly agree)
And we know that Candy Apple Cookie is Shadow Milk's daughter, but we got no clue how that happened
And third, I know some people have shipped Burning Spice Cookie and Shadow Milk cookie...
That's right, Shadow Milk Cookie totally had Burning Spice Cookie's babies and their names are Capsaicin Cookie and Candy Apple Cookie.
Capsaicin Cookie got the immense power (that he may or may not go mad with) and Candy Apple Cookie got the insanity, whilst both have that nice red to them. Its a shame neither of them took on their mother's healthy blue dough tone.
#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#burning spice cookie#capsaicin cookie#candy apple cookie#damn these bitches gay#good for them#/j#zed's brainvomit on the gay website#imagine if this was real though good god#still fully believe capsaicin is burning spice's son#anyways#burning milk?#shadow spice?#shadow milk x burning spice#burning spice x shadow milk#firey deceit?#yeah#ship names everybody
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absolutely insane that mike literally p a n i c k e d when will was like "well what about us?" because will wasn't even really making things gay he was honest to god just inquiring about the state of their estranged friendship and wondering why mike didn't make time to talk to him when they're supposed to be best friends but MIKE was the one having an aneurysm like "🏳️🌈⁉️ W H AT!!"
“WE'RE FRIENDS” “i know mike” “WE'RE!!! F R I E N D S!!” “right so why don't you call me — ” “I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND” “… that in no way answers my question"
#stranger things#byler#queer mike wheeler#mike acts gayer in this scene than will who is canonically gay is all i'm saying#and while we're at it...#what the fuck is the “it's not my fault you don't like girls” scene#the way mike is visibly devastated after will's like “yeah i did think we'd just hang out in your basement forever and it would be enough”#maybe because he realised he was forcing himself not to also feel like it was enough me thinks??? he was trying to be “normal”?#and then he immediately feels guilty and bikes in the goddamn rain to apologise like bitch what is this shit? the notebook?#meanwhile his girlfriend is fully mad at him and he's laying around eating chips and burping and laughing and complaining about women#and doing nothing to apologise to her LMAO????#mike wheeler what are you doing king. the people want to know#anyway i'm once again deep in my queer mike theorising#don't let me down duffers i s2g#eve text
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I feel like Lilys family was super religious, but like in a way where being gay was considered a sin, so it took her years to overcome that and finally love herself. And it took her even longer because she was with James, when she realized she was a lesbian, and had Harry. But, no matter how heartbroken James was, he helped her come out to everyone, especially her parents. And her parents did not take it well at first, but after a couple days they reached out to Lily, and asked for forgiveness. And to let them try to improve and understand. After Lily accepts, they switch churches. Now, they may not have been perfect because they had to get over their internalized homophobia, and they definitely made more mistakes. But, they were trying and kept apologizing until they finally got it right.
#hey guys#havent posted jily in a while#but yeah#is this like angst jily#but eventually its pandalily and jegulus#maybe one day ill try to write a fic#but im too busy trying to write my book#(i havent worked on it since last april)#marauders#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#james potter#harry potter#lily evans#scared to put the jily tag but im doing it anyways#jily#please dont come after me#actually#come at me bitches for tagging jily#james x lily#lily x james#lily evans x james potter#james potter x lily evans
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scheduled hopefully for appropriate insanity causing hours
304 cant believe everyone in gin.tama just lives like this. the. speech convictions dramatic childhood flashbacks promises lifestyle. not just for main characters i guess (is this guy the shogun.....)
yay yay yippppppe the guys. yay ayay yippeee flashbacks. DONT DIE.
kaaaaaaruga. always suspected. if i understood her more id be obsessed. Confirmed. 2 second in pulling that. i was waiting for ur weakness bullshit. BEAT UP UR OLDER BROTHER. (<- comma. gay? ) kagura born on this planet.... half a second of taka.gin grappling could sustain me for a life time (gin puts his hands on him to throw him) hey fellas i know this is the Sword Penis show but have u considered going at it meg.op. style. for me?
omg baby flashback leftest infighting. sugi ur not the most oppressed person in the world u know. well u would say that scholarship baby zura. diddddddd they shape each others ideologies like that. where they reading theory together as shitty little kids -> well prob not this show but lets indulge
oh right gin former. ghost eating thing. showing up to the school yard beef with a real sword.
HI SHOU.YOU. HI. his little pogchamps
loveeee how they do the blood in this show looks like velvet, alll dark shimmery. also the editing. wooooo.
bushido speech. this shit is cool actually. also leon.ardo the ninja turtle would love it (03)
zura giving him fooooood oh no. little. verbal redirects of kindness transparency
NOOOO SUGI beats gin for the first time clip NO NONO SUGI LAUGHING SLOW MO CLIP (already tearing up)
ahhhh the position of the school and the attitudes of the backgrounder kids actually very affecting and interesting isnt it.... shou.youuuuuuuu the man(thing) that u are....
ep. 305
theeeeee babies. the babies.... the babiest guys. so so charmedddd by them charmeddd again by how. unexpected? maybe. sugi and zura stick together.... the remainers..... kidtoki why are uuuu such a perfectly cromulent. thing. little. video game character ass look. perfect. shitty cool affect. wanna pinch his little cheeks 10/10 letting this kid be the leader of the playground gang.
shou.youuuuuu shou.youuuuuu. such a. believably. man with his complexities but hes being around children so (friendly voice) 'thats right. what do you think' sooooo. yeah immediately believes 100 thousand percent he means everything he says so truly yeah i probably would get. horrible weird trauma give the givens too
THROW THE SWORDS AWAY YAYYYYYY. flashback. ohhhhhhh sugi. i little. weird bitch (said in. desperate scrambling fondness. i love the things that are wrong with him)
gin boots are so hot...
SOMEONE INTIMATE TO CUT AND CURSE!!!!!!! ohhhhh babes (what could i possible say abt it that hasnt been said) well i hope they fuck themselves to death about it
fightscene styles gt vs tf <- place holder i left for myself. that will be extricated to a diff post.
gin scrambling in the blood and dirt under all the promises he has given his loved one. YES BABE. thats exactly what ur supposed to be going
ohhhhhh godddddddd the fucking beheading scene back to back from both of their perspectives oh jesus fuck oh hell. im going to. cut and curse at someone else. i guess. THANKS HIM. THANKS HIM FOR IT. (crying) cool. thats normal. i feel normal about the man (shou.you)(gin)
what the fuck. oboro real? thats fucked up. THATS WHO TAKES THE EYE? (knew this techincally) WHO THE FUCK IS OBORO. (am seeing him) why is he a grown ass man i thought he was a kicked dog of a boy.
SUGI. SUGI YOU DUMB BITCH (loves him)(loves intractable positions)(loves the emotional incommunicability of reality)(loves an emotional confliction you can never resolve and just have to die about) he did it to save u fucking losers. cause his fucking teacher dad man asked him too. and thanked him for the service. ohhhhh u miserable fucks
why did you SAVE US. say it like that. damn.
oh youd do anything. youd kill shou.you. youd kill sugi himself. just to save the student your teacher loved. okay. okay. jesus. so you are the same. so your exactly the same person. your saying things that dont even make sense youve both lost any plane of reality cause you cant separate the things youve lost from the things you have. the very people youve saved are now reflected in those youve lost and youll both kill them to keep them alive. okay. no yeah thats fine cool lol.
(i guess sugis version would technically be said in reverse, you cant separate what youve have from what youve lost and the very person you lost are reflect in the one who saved you. and to keep him alive (crying gin.toki) youd kill him)
and MOST IMPORTANTLY. because you are the same person. you see yourself in him and him in yourself and u cant figure out where you end and he begins and your diametric opposed mirror reflection goals that lead you to taking. the exact same actions. okay. lol. OKAY. lol.
WHO THE FUCK IS OBORO. GET OUT OF HERE FREAK. i was talking.
id alt. im always saying this. or even just. Why is Oboro.
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heyyyyyy kagura! hiiiiii. youre not dead yay! hi. older brother. youre still here.
squints ohhhh these are. the cops? mayo man and. is this the other canonical gay sex haver or. (only has the normalest of second hand knowledge)
'if im just gonna end up as fertilizer anyway, i dont care if my path there is paved by roses or thorns.' damn dude. get out of the fucking. whatever ur in. and go become a metal music lyricist. what the fuck
oh shin.pachi. ur in this show.
googling. cant figure it out. whoever this green zombie bitch is sounds familiar. wish he had a name or smth.
damn there really is space in this show huh. thats crazy thats crazy. planet of the big hats vs planet of. umbrellas? anyone wanna watch space military anime.....
shogun 'i will protect the country were my friends live' what kagura said abt the planet. 'and to fulfill that goal, you'll even endure the deaths of your friends here?' gestures at the shou.you trolley problem. wow. that is tidy. good job recursive gin.tama
why do you grip that broken sword. you killed your teacher. you battled your friend. - my enemy is right here. WEVE NEVER CHANGED. weve all been fighting our own selves. ill stop him. even if it means having to kill him. but im also the one who understands how he feels better than anyone else
ohhhhhh gin. tama. ohhhhh gin. toki. i love u. i love u so much for just. saying insane thesis shit. like. yeah! YEAH OKAY! yeah thats. making out sloppy style with the narrative theming <- what do i mean by that.
be it killing him or protecting him. their both my job (gets so hard i pass out)
gin: says the most homoerotic twisted identity shit ive ever heard in my life that rests solely on. how unextractable gin. and sugi both are from each other due to. their love of shou.you. and thus. reflectionally. each other. oboro: his students are burning with hatred. <- IS HE STUPID?
and second question. upon reflection, looking at this grown ass man thing. do we have a classic ninja turtles adult beefing with teenagers situation. please tell me yes i will roast this man to shit.
(sugi also say gay twisted identity shit) [impact image font] we are. we are going to beat you to death.
[ending bumper comedy thing] u cannot deny their commitment to the bittism. need this shit for my annoying nitpick continuity fandoms. yeah no it was cause he pooped his pants. he shitted and farted.
#some shit#post for just that one blogger i suppose. but anyone can come hang. just everytime ppl on my blog thinking i actually know what gin.tama is#I DONT. i just like my friend and his little gay bitches#anyway yeah scheduling this hopefully right swinging for as early as possible while still in instructed bounds.#leaving on my pet electric fence. you two have fun (tosses remote)
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daddy issued so hard i developed a mommy kink
#i went full circle#idk how that happened#like i hate men so much my brain was just like yeah#give that bitch a mommy kink asap#anyway#this is an invitation#pls hmu i’d be so good#lesbian#sapphic#gay#wlw post#dyke#mommy?#daddy issues#mommy issues?#idk man#lgbtq#lgbt
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guys cmon. be ffr please. akemi did Not love taigen. the only reason why she was desperate to search for him to the point of putting herself in danger is because she didn't want to get married to an abusive man (which she believed at the time that takayoshi was). when seki tried to dissuade her from running off, her reason was not "but i love taigen and wanna be with him 🥺" it was because she refused to be controlled and have her autonomy taken from her; she literally says "i won't be locked away in edo married to a stranger." and when seki still tries to argue that getting married to the heir of the shogun would be better than getting caught by brigands, she then says "that kind of man"—referring to takayoshi—"treats women like animals. they say he's a tyrant." and when seki chuckles and says "what man isn't?" her response is "you." she doesn't even talk about taigen. she is using him as much as he was using her. they both see—or, well, saw—each other as means to an end. for taigen he saw that marrying into the tokunobu clan would elevate his status and wealth. for akemi she wanted the right to choose who she married, and she wanted that person to be someone kind. that's it! neither of them loved each other. but since they were courting of course they acted sweet to each other, and they do still care for one another, especially due to their romantic history. but let's be real! akemi is a boss bitch who dropped taigen and forgot all about his ass as soon as she saw takayoshi was a nice guy. because duh? not only is takayoshi a better lover (it's implied their lovemaking lasted a long time) but he's also kinder towards her and presents her with an opportunity to claim power and freedom, which she would not have if she had married taigen, as she would have still been stuck under her father's thumb. so literally why should she settle for taigen's stupid ass! she may be a little naive at times but she's still incredibly intelligent. she would not do something stupid for the sake of "love." you know who would though? taigen.
#blue eye samurai#wank.mp3#kinda?#fandom.rtf#shut up haydar#like out of the 4 main characters#akemi is the brains (the mental aspect)#she mainly uses reason and rhetoric. that's why she's so good at persuasion and manipulation.#ringo is the soul (spiritual aspect)#ringo serves as the show's moral compass and gets mizu to follow her morality#taigen is the heart (emotional aspect)#taigen will always impulsively follow his feelings (he's so brash for this reason. if he feels angry he will act on it etc)#mizu is the body (physical aspect)#mizu suppresses her emotions. her reason. and her morals. she only lets her skills and primal instincts guide her.#that's why she's almost super human sometimes#but anyway yeah#akemi? is a strong-willed self-empowered woman! she is not some damsel. she is intelligent though somewhat naive#please do not mischaracterise her cuz she is a boss bitch! she is a queen a cuntress a baddie#also on that note. the nature of taigen and akemi's rship is one of the reasons why im not keen on a polycule ending#like please explore it in fanfic and fandom! i personally just dont want it canon. i just dont see it working!#like literally i dont even think taigen found her attractive...#i mean he did obv find her very beautiful as everyone does. but did yall SEE his face when she propositioned him?#no desire in that man's eyes. he is GAY! his sexuality is men + mizu. he is a raging and bitchy bisexual!
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Heyyyy so I just finished binging Supernatural and um

WHAT THE FUCK
#BITCH WHERE'S MY HAPPY ENDING#the whole time like the ENTIRE damn time I'm like 'there is so much gay tension between these fuckers its insane'#AND THEN CASTIEL GETS SENT TO SUPERHELL FOR CONFESSING ??#GRHAHHFOWJDHFKSNS#THE FUCK#right and Dean straight up dies to a rusty nail#man survived hell heaven and everything in between and is defeated by an inconvenientally placed piece of metal#anyway#I'm gonna rip my skin off and roll in salt bc that would be so much less painful than whatever the hell just happened here#and then I'm gonna go to ao3 to heal my damn soul#spn spoilers#spn#supernatual#destiel#all my dreams dying right there#fucked up ass ending#oh yeah that dumbass 'I love you' meme misled me so bad#I genuinely thought he'd confess earlier and it would be like... unrequited ?#but what the hell dean is so bi its not even funny#like that man is so obvious what#so yeah
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“If you’ll pardon the observation, you appear to be in your underthings.” “…Yes.”
I am once again asking you all to read Mortal Follies pls and thank you
#myart#i love them so much#stupid sapphic bitches#mortal follies#alexis hall#CURRENTLY I am reading 10 things that never happened#Which is fantastic so far I have like 3 chapters left and it’s the gay xmas novel I didn’t know I needed?#But yeah these girls…………. ThESE LADIES#xoxo I love you maelys & georgiana#Let’s b real if I were the Duke of Annadale I too would be down ferocious for the naked woman outside the party that just appeared whilst#I was just trying to have a smoke#How often does that happen honestly#Anyway#yeah no I’m realizing I’m posting this to the wrong account but I#too tired to rewrite the post now ? Ah well
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had a really weird moment right after waking up where i started thinking abt satoru with a curse user!reader who’s really bratty and pissy that he refuses to kill them but then i realized that it’s. literally just stsg 💀
#save me calm and mature jjk 0!satoru…. save me………#i feel like that satoru in particular is so . put-together in a way#he’s the least silly satoru#and also kind of the soggiest#but idk i just like the idea of reader being an absolute menace pushing and pushing and pushing hoping he’ll finally kill them#but he just . doesn’t . he loves you too much.#like yeah satoru kills suguru in jjk 0 but only when he Has to . when there’s no other choice.#anyway i keep being faced w the realization that most of my xreader dynamics are just variations of stsg and i .#don’t know how to feel abt that 😭😭#these tragic gay bitches won’t leave me alone#ari noises ✩
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shitpost about dnd queers that aint nobody know about
#dnd#dnd art#dnd fanart#dnd oc#dnd character#dungeons and dragons#dnd 5e#dnd party#dungeons and dragons art#d&d oc art#d&d oc#fantasy#fantasy art#original character#oc art#original character art#digital art#shitpost#artists on tumblr#for context i play dnd#and the cat one is my character#her name's marigold#my friends character is the other one#a bald ass harpy who became bald via tar accident#anyway them bitches is shipped together and gay#but rn they're separated bc of my friends character's maker or something#idk but uh yeah thought the funny should be seen by at least three other ppl#aLSO uh yeah the shitpost is in reference to sometting#subspace emissary just so you know
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you ever just remember how good music is
#crow.txt#trying to think about. what my favorite destroy boys album is#cause like........ god theyre all sooooooo good#but every time ive had this internal debate for like. metric or mcr the deciding factor almost always ends up being which album has#the least songs i skip/dislike/dont vibe with#like what percentage of that album is in my likes or whatever on spotify#and if thats the metric then its gotta be make room. i think. funeral soundtrack 4 is really really good........#actually goddamn i dont think i dislike any songs on that either? or skip any Period when they come on#FUCK. BACK TO SQUARE ONE#make room and funeral soundtrack gotta be tied then...................#fuck it if were down to like specific songs and also album title i think its gotta be funeral soundtrack 4.........#cause like bad guy. shadow. PLUCKED. AMOR DIVINO. BEG FOR THE TORTURE!!!!!!#YOU HEAR YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOYFEEL!!!!!!!!!!! SHEDDING SKIN SON OF A BITCH FINE YEAH ITS THAT ONE#THEY ALL HIT#BUT ALSO ALL OF MAKE ROOM HITS TOO. FUCK MY GAY LIFE#piedmont and soundproof vs amor divino and shedding skin#if were going by most emotional stuff that isnt usually my vibe. itd have to be funeral soundtrack . yeah#this is like hell torture bc piedmont and soundproof are so dear to me.#fucking anyway nobody asked
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bitches on here will write long ass posts about queer "subtext" in a show about WITCHES and act like it's revolutionary analysis. yeah girl witches in twentieth and twenty first century art are usually coded as persecuted and marginalised people. we know.
#like not to be a bitch but come on.#anyway this is about agatha all along. where the entire coven are women except for the little gay goth boy. yeah they're fucking queer lmao.#at least two of the women are canonically lesbians. the one black woman is 'bound' and has had her power stolen by a white man.#none of this is subtext this is all text i'm sorry to say
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the KNT subreddit is an evil evil place this one poor person made a post like "what if ayane was gay?? i'm halfway through season 3 and thinking it" and everyone is downvoting them and shutting them down and the like 2 people who agreed are getting downvoted too...girl get on over to tumblr we've been saying this here for years!! these boring boring miserable homophobic unimaginative people don't get you but the real KNTheads do
#not to gatekeep but seeing anime-only fans dismissing an insanely popular read of a character that is#honestly pretty canon compliant despite not being actually canon#i'm going to need you to sit down...sit down at the back of the class...go to KNT school...get a KNT education...#someone is like ''i've only watched the anime but when you get to the end of season 3 you'll see why she can't be gay'' bitch#she BREAKS UP WITH KENTO because she's incapable of falling in love with him. do you know how silly you look rn. foolish#''i've only watched the anime'' yeah we can tell bc if you'd read the manga you would NOT think ayakento proved her straightness lmfao#personally i would never dismiss somebody's theory about a text if i hadn't even really read the material but that's just me#anyway to be clear. no shiina's intent wasn't to make her gay most likely however#it is pretty obvious that telling multiple female friends you'd hypothetically date them being incapable of loving any of the boys you do#date and eventually getting a ''crush'' on your unobtainable adult teacher is like#the gayest thing you can do. comphet lesbian 101. all very clearly supported by the text. okay goodnight
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I'm Your Man
draft of an animatic which may or may not get completed, centered around lavius elyria & mortis (@specialcontainmentdatabase) and the development of... Something.
while this doesn't exactly go in depth on what's happening (and skips over some major pieces at the end because i didn't feel like combing through a 20 minute recording for important events, plus we were planning to rerecord that piece regardless) i'm happy to explain / elaborate
some additional information + the original pieces as they were, since this whole thing was done on like. three canvases over the course of a day (in reverse order)
some further context for little details: thunderstrike is lavius's primary weapon, while soulrender is mortis's.
the crystals are basically excess magic which is eating away at lavius, since he's too fearful to use it. in the latter half, when he has crystal surrounding him, that's the indicator of the shift from s2 -> s3 of the server this is based off of. it's also a bit of a show of growth.
a lot of their earlier interactions are glossed over in favor of brevity, but i do love the early dynamic they had, and lord does this skip over so many hours of just Grinding For Materials and Helping People With Projects. oh. and also the dragons. but those are too important
#haunted ecosystem#apparition sketchbook#oc: lavius elyria#ANYWAYS GOODNIGHT TUMBLR i might finish this one day but that day is NOT today o7#ALSO I JUST REALIZED I LEFT ONE OF MY DUMB NOTES ON THE IMAGES but yeah these bitches GAY#one of the last frames is killing me i love mortis just standing there because i didnt want to draw anything more than that#most of this hopefully not too stiff but that one bit stayed like that because. funny. homestuck pose.
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