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Someone's been really gay recently huh
life is good when you find a new string of wrestling gif accounts
#THATS RICH OF YOU TO SAY#collecting and hoarding images of men like treasure#I am a dragon on a pile#anyways it would be heterosexual anyways#more heterosexual than usual . hmm#wrestling#AEW#strange asks
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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned
#wicked#Glinda said 'cronyism is the philosophy upon which our world order is built'#but she was pink and bubbly about it so the audience thought it was cute#also in the novel she's all but explicitly stated to be repressing her attraction to women in favor of compulsive heterosexuality#a duty she then fulfills by marrying a wealthy older nobleman who doesn't bother her while she spends her time amassing social influence#bitch is positively Machiavellian but it's fine because she wears pink#anyway I have this theory that if she and Elle Woods ever met irl they would immediately death battle
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10 years later
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushi#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh#u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel#this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj#specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art#anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard#i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same#especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat#but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door#maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons#also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things#new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier#god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs#i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work
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the potential toxic rivalry yuri these two couldve went down the path to....both from low class....both have been underestimated by men....but sun ah seek revenge to the rich that had harmed them but jin joo instead trying to fix the system by becoming a judge....good god
#theyve been friends since childhood coming from the same poor neighbourhood even#sun ah experiencing abuse in the kang mansion is still her villain origin story#but instead that heterosexual bs she genuinely wanna run yohan over with a truck & everyone he cares about#but jin joo oh her sweet darling jin joo get in the way#i imagine that scene is the first time they met after a long time being separated. the yearning & shock expression on jin joo?? unmatched#meanwhile sun ah had stalked her woman since day 1 and she planned to get jin joo on her plan but it didnt work out the way she wanted ofc#at some point jae hee made a mistake by harming jin joo accidently (cause she misunderstood sun ah's order) and that set sun ah OFF#she's a “i would let the world burn to keep my lady warm” kinda lover after all#sigh.....#tdj women i will always try to get justice for yall#anyway#the devil judge#tdj#mine#jung sun ah#oh jin joo
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BREAKING NEWS: FRENCH MAN REJECTS GAYNESS AND LIVES TO REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF HIS CAREER
(Alt Title || POV: You’re Pierre at the end of the Chappell Roan animatic)
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A snippet of my convo btw my friend and I 💀:
#PIERRE YOU DUMB FU-#anyway have a funny little meme#to make up for it#for the angst#i love making these#Yuki deserves better than this French (gay) man#quoting my online friend:#who would win: 26 years of Pierre’s heterosexuality or an angry little Japanese man#Japanaese man clears 💀#yukierre#yuki tsunoda#pierre gasly#yt22#pg10#yt22 x pg10#formula 1 rpf#formula 1 fanfic#formula one#formula 1#mlm#meme
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#persona 4#p4#persona 4 golden#p4g#hanamura yosuke#yosuke hanamura#narukami yu#yu narukami#souyo#YOSUKE WINKING AT YOUR AIBOU WHILE TELLING HIM HOW GOOD HE LOOKS ISNT EXACTLY HETEROSEXUAL EITHER#honestly after everything i think it would be an even bigger surprise if yu didnt think yosuke was flirting with him all the time#actually lets dig even deeper into this - yu is dressed as a Generic Vamprie#but what is the epitome of vampire icons but dracula himself?#and heres whats interesting - Dracula and the his author Graham Stoker have been the subject of queer discussion#but especially discussions around repressed homosexuality and internalised homophobia#in part due to Stoker's friendship and association with Oscar Wilde#but the theme of dracula as an “other” in society that also embodies a kind of hyperphysical domination#anyway thats something that has been discussed at length by others so i won't go into it#im also sure it was entirely a coincidence that yu is dressed as a vampire#its just so serendipitous now#he's good with his queue
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KP Anniversary | Favourite Supporting Characters [2/?] | Arm
#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#...i realised that all of my other character sets for this event so far have been pride flags and then this is just arm jhfjksdhdfjkd#and that this may give the impression that i think arm is heterosexual...#i would like to SQUASH any such thinking IMMEDIATELY arm my bestie arm i'd never say that about you sweetie.#it's just i'd made character sets for the others before so i wanted to do smth ✨different✨ but this is my first arm set. anyway. u get it.#kpappreciation#kpanniversary#kinnporsche#kinnporsche the series#bas asavapatr#arm kinnporsche#arm kp#kinnporschesource#uservik#kinnporscheedit#asiandramasource#darcey.gif#darcey.txt#kinnporsche.gif#bl.gif
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Bo-Katan Kryze + Chapter 17: The Apostate
#bo-katan kryze#katee sackhoff#bo katan#the mandalorian#star wars#swedit#can't believe one year ago bo invented sitting#no heterosexual explanation for how she sat on that throne either#din is stronger than me if i would have collapsed foaming at the mouth if i arrived on kalevala and saw her sitting like that#ANYWAY i love her i love her I LOVE HER her redemption arc means everything to meeeeee#you can see how dead and hopeless she was here ugh i'm so proud of her#also primadonna by marina came on shuffle while i was making this djdjdkd fits her well i think#bo edits#my edits#my gifs#hopefully i'll make more of her now i have some scenepacks heheh
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so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell
#yes i read 'carry on' by rainbow rowell in middle school what else could you have possibly expected from me. anyway she gives me simon snow#vibes and not in a good way and she's even blonde while her british vampire boyfriend has dark dark hair and just. you will never be basil.#also i hate to be that guy but the writing has made me physically recoil and the acting almost reads as silly but mostly as middling :/ and#i wanted and expected more from matthew goode bc i really liked him in downton but i guess this is a 2018 bbc modern vampire fantasty serie#like i guess.#also there's SO much shit about bloodlines and maybe i'm gay with a blood disorder amd a family history of adoption but like. who fucking#careeessssssssss it ahould not be that serious. why is it that serious.#also the fantasy racism kind of reads like it's mesnt to be? homophobic adjacent? like there's a Lot of 'love who you love' talk going on#for the single most bland heterosexual relationship i've ever seen on a screen like there is so little chemistry? so little#anyway it's called 'a discovery of witches' and i'd recommend not watching it 🫶 or if you do then watch it on 1.5x speed#it's been decent background noise for knitting bc i kinda sorta care about the plot but if miss a chunk bc i'm in the lace chart zone i do#not care and i do not have to go back to catch it bc the writing is so transparent#there was another series it stole from that's escaping me atm but when i noticed it pissed me off a touch. hmm maybe it will come back to m#a post#do not watch this show#I REMEMBERED they wanted the juliette holding diana captive moment to be joaquin's 'i want to watch you fuck her' from sense8 SOOOOO BAD bu#it WASN'T bc they were too afraid to lean into anything that would make juliette interesting at all. for being all about the world's most#special blonde woman this show does not seem to like women very much. sad! well there's other shows#OH ALSO ALSO there are 3 magical 'creature' species which are witch + vampire + femon except the demons don't seem? to have any magical#abilities that humans don't have besides sensing the species of other creatures? like witches can cast spells and vampires do their various#vampire things but demons have nothing going for them except disproportionately high rates of homelessness and suicide?? like girl what are#we doingggggggg what are we doing here !! what's their deal why does no one care !! can they do anything or no !! god this show sucks
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ok i think im done i think ive finally done it. i have completed the awakening ship chart with the second gen. except for nah sorry nah. yes i do love rarepair hell thanks for asking im never leaving
#ann plays awakening#i know that lucisev is not a rarepair but thats the ONLY second gen ship i got here that isnt#so shut it#u might be able to make that argument for gerolau as well but i think anything with laurent is rare bc no one talks about him#and i think gerome has a much more popular ship. that we all know and i will not tag#not that i dislike that one but i just like them with other ppl more#speaking of shout out inigo and cynthia for being the only heterosexuals here (WRONG bi4bi)(both on the aro spectrum)#they will be the only ones here to get a written ending and it doesnt even matter bc inigo fucks off to nohr and makes it untrue#oh well. au where that doesnt happen#i spent a lot of time deliberating on brady and a long time ago i rly liked brady/fmorgan but if im using frobin thats not an option#tho shes here in spirit#idk why it never occured to me to try out the male version of her. bradymorg if it was yaoi#tho im actually a little on the fence about this one. but then my top two choices for brady are just morgan and morgan#so it doesnt throw anyone else off i just need to pick which robin#absolutely nothing has changed in the first gen since the last time i posted this im still rocking with all of them#dont think any of them will change#i allllllmost paired noire with yarne#and that could change but idk. i think owainyarne is just too funny i think about them a lot#though if i could make them poly i would cuz owain/noire is also very cute#kjelle is a lesbian and would not fit into that tho. sorry. this is my gf noire and her stupid boyfriends i dont like#anyways i’ll probably shake some of these up when i go back to the awakening trio retainer au but for my main file yeeah i like these :3#sorry i just like to yap about my kids pay me no mind please
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#one piece#sanji#black leg sanji#everysanji#sabaody archipelago#ch505#ft. luffy#oh i forgot but i thought you people here would enjoy it#but i'm proofing the ev3ns main story (18trip) for my friend and#well it should be posted by the time you see this go follow aurora azurecrystalz on here#but anyway i was proofing chapter 7 of it today and kuguri is trying SO HARD to flirt with tao#and makes a comment about how he thinks its weird anyone could be completely heterosexual in this day and age#its so funny. i'm kind of obsessed with him.#guy who probably got arrested for a violent crime based on what i can tell but is the silliest guy ever#shout out to ev3ns. i dont produce you or whatever we decide to use to say who we like but you will be number 2 in my heart (behind l4mps)
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Realized I forgot to introduce Eileen again LMAO
My sea shanty interest was reignited and I was like “:O Boston is a coastal town I can make a sailor oc!!” And promptly remembered Far Harbour exists and so now she is there :)
She left the mainland after nearly destroying the entire commonwealth for her kiddo Eliza. Blew up the Prydwen, Railroad, nearly collapsed the Minutemen, and eventually destroyed the Institute when they created a synth version of her husband and she realized just how much they were manipulating her. She left Eliza with Nick and fucked off North, a good fifty miles past the Nakano residence, where she fixes up an old boat and fishes the days away in solitude. Nick eventually finds her a year or two later and needs her boat to head to far harbour to find Kasumi Nakano, and they get stranded there together cuz a sea monster basically ate her boat :)
Anyway she’s also from Newfoundland and Labrador, got military training from soldiers she helped guide through the Northwest Passage, and commonly goes by “The Lobstermonger” in Far Harbour due to her hiding her identity out of shame for all she’s done. I <3 her I’m sorry
#she was in a compulsively heterosexual marriage and it’s ONLY the fact that she wasn’t actually in love with her husband that made her#reject the synth copy. she would have gone along with it to the end if she didn’t lowkey hate the guy#he wasn’t bad or anything she just wasn’t happy. she only married him because she got pregnant#she also has lowkey complicated feelings about her daughter too and Kinda resents her a little. she hates that her life was hijacked#loves her daughter of course but lots of it is out of obligation. she guns for Eliza so hard also because she lowkey despises the rest of#the commonwealth and thinks they deserve it but that’s another post#she’s not evil or anything she’s just very very angry about it all#anyway I <3 her#fallout 4#far harbour#far harbour dlc#fallout#fanart#fallout fanart#fallout 4 fanart#far harbour fanart#mirelurk#original character#oc#oc intro#fallout oc#fisherman#lobstermonger#digital art#serenade draws#Eileen waters#lesbian#gay character#wlw
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I was remembering this chat that changed me as a person from that first year before the other characters were dateable... I really wish we were getting this kind of quasi-romantic stuff in chats for the trio right now
#stuff like this and the other characters being added stopped me from being completely burnt out and quitting#because the brothers just didnt hit enough for me <3#nightbringer chats are lacking in general but it would be neat if they actually gave the trio any chats AT ALL at this point#its honestly weird they had more chats in og since a big portion of the fanbase hadnt played s4 and they appear much earlier in nb#anyway i love simeon . no heterosexual explanation for how this could have happened#luke truly resembling the homophobic dog meme here#obey me simeon#obey me#obey me shall we date#simeon x mc#simeon obey me#simeon
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Okay but
Nightfall, have you considered another one of your colleagues as your new office crush... I'm just asking!
#Fiona frost#sylvia sherwood#sxf#sxf 87#sxf spoilers#spy x family#Nightfall#my post#Sylvia knows what's up with everyones feelings Im 1000% certain she knows spy boy loves his fam and can't leave them#and I dont believe she'll make him either. this lady knows what it means to lose a partner and child#i dont believe she'll make him go through it. I just dont. it would go against literally everything else we know about her#she let him go on that cruise remarkably easy didn't she LOL#anyway I support queering up my beloved heterosexual propaganda franchise always and every time
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one thing i didn't expect from this update was old man yaoi, but old man yaoi i got
#warframe#warframe whispers in the walls#whispers in the walls#whispers in the walls spoilers#warframe loid#wait whats human loids tag#because#loid is already yknow loid#with otak scratched into his back#i hope this turns into a human nigel situation if youve seen that tweet#anyway mans wakes up from his short coma and within the first minute i realise him and jotaro entrati are like 200% fucking#(me and my friends call albrecht jotaro because of his jotaro-like drip)#there was some '🏳️🌈🤨?' in the cutscene with the fuckin wiping away his tear extremely gently#but there was still some wiggle room yknow#but my mans walks out of his time travel coffin and calls a mf 'my Albrecht'#there is not a singular heterosexual under the sun that would call someone of the same gender 'my' in that fucking tone of voice#in short:#there is was and will be no heterosexual explanation for all of that#by all of that i mean the whole quest
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Black Ops 6. I think I’ve seen tossed about is if the old crew is getting revived or mentioned or will be somehow relevant to the plot.
Do I think they will bring the original crew back? Not really. Like a 25% yes, 75% no. The nostalgia bait would be Huge. A ton of people would come back, even if they’re just operator skins, I just know it. And considering corporate greed, I can’t realistically say they’re above baiting that nostalgia.
Thematically? There would be a lot going on about it thematically speaking.
A good question, and perhaps the biggest, would be “how”? Getting the audience on board with their revival is critical to the reception of them. If it’s an asspull, people will be pissy. If it makes sense, people will still be pissy because they’re cod fanboys but would not be as obnoxious about it. The only really good answer would be through the dark aether. Maybe Takeo and Dempsey’s souls could have endured the destruction of everything since they were technically in the summoning key when that happened (even though it broke in the process, and I’m not sure how one could finagle getting Nikolai back in that case). Maybe it’s some alternative version of them that was alive when the multiverse collapsed and were consumed and banished like Victis. Maybe they’ll tie in the fucking Cod Mobile lore happening over there. Maybe there’s like some kind of freaky Homestuck-esque Ultimate Self shenanigans going on there. An ego without the persona. A mind above partition. They were sort of leaning into that in Alpha Omega, so it’s not a complete stretch. But whatever.
Maybe Richtofen missed them. Their souls were bonded, afterall. With them gone, does he feel exposed? Alone? Where he, in the most intimate way, pressed against them, his very soul mixed with theirs, there is now gaping air, something missing. Perhaps the death of his family only worsened that feeling. Perhaps that’s why he wanted a family in the first place. Perhaps knowing that people can be ripped from him so suddenly, so violently, without any warning, makes him crave that familiarity, that guaranteed company, that there will always be someone there.
(Janus is a god of doorways and beginnings and endings.)
But what’s in there, thematically speaking?
I’d like to get a bit meta. (who would have thought?) Richtofen, at least in this hypothetical storyline, would be the community, or at least the old guard. Wanting that return, even if it wasn’t as great as he has made it out to be. (It was bad. He hurt people and was hurt himself.) So bringing his team back would symbolize him abandoning the future, the world that Nikolai sacrificed everything for, to go back.
Those opposing him, namely the new crew, possibly Samantha, would ultimately symbolize the future. Wanting to move forwards, to leave the past. That no one living can exist in the past. Even if it's different and scary and brand new, it has to be done. You have to keep moving or you will be left behind.
I think it would be something very hard to chew, but ultimately cathartic to the community. A more “proper” goodbye to the old crew. They were very, very, very unceremoniously killed off in a way the community perceived to be disrespectful to not only the characters themselves, but the player base,and the story itself. “Re-doing” that, in a sense, might give the characters themselves more time to come to terms with it, as well as the community.
Now, it’s fair to criticize bringing them back just to kill them immediately afterwards. But, isn’t that what happened in BO3? Perhaps, not an exact 1 to 1, but I do know a few old heads only stayed with BO3 because they would get to see Ultimis again after them being MIA in BO2 and slowly warmed up to Primis along the way.
Truthfully, I think they’re dead as doornails. At most, they live in whatever memories Eddie has. And ours, too, I guess. Anyway poll. For science. Zombie science!!!
#codz#call of duty zombies#cod zombies#hmm yeah I'll tag the guys since they're pretty relevant to the discussion#edward richtofen#nikolai belinski#tank dempsey#takeo masaki#wow ive been on a roll#two posts in one day!#anyway a lot of this was because I saw a post on reddit talking about any of the crews returning#and I was like. hm. that could actually be compelling#if they wrote it right of course#the most likely to be brought back is 100% victis though#but like. then I thought about their souls being bonded and how fucked up that is#can you fucking imagine#being with people for so long that your very soul is used to their presence#forever fated to meet every version of you and every version of them#and you are the one single version without. the one alone.#I would also go crazy. maybe even become a heterosexual.#still mad about that btw
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