#anyways apple pie my dudes

[yaerisu]

The epic apple pie recipe for @earl-grey-hot and whoever craves some. Some things are somewhat unclear bc I am not having the big boy vocab required or something.

Dough:

400g flour (use gluten-free all purpose flour if you want to take the gluten out)

225g butter

Some salt

Some cinnamon

1 egg, mixed

Vanilla extract/sugar

175g caster sugar

Filling:

1kg apples, diced

30g sugar

Handful of raisins

Little bit of lemon juice

Lemon zest

Handful of crushed pecan nuts

Some cinnamon

Some ginger, grated or powder

1-2 biscuits, crumbled

Note: I personally work quite slow so I usually just preheat the oven when I get to dicing the apples.

1. Mix all the dry ingredients for the dough, dice the butter before adding it together with ¾th of the egg, set aside the remaining egg for later.

2. Kneed it into a nice ball, it shouldn't stick to your hands. Put your hand under the sink and proceed with the kneeding if it's too dry.

3. Preheat the oven at 165°C.

4. Start dicing your apples, once diced add the rest of the ingredients and mix well.

5. Butter in your 22cm baking form well, the one I'm using is around 10cm deep (the depth is a correct yes hehe)

6. Either roll out the dough or form little balls to stick to the form. I personally do the latter because my kitchen counter isn't that big. You'll need about ¾th of the total dough for the base shape, the other ¼th will be used as coverage.

7. Put in the apples, cover it with strands of the remaining dough before glazing it with the remaining egg.

8. Put in the oven for 70~80 min, test with a knitting needle to see if it's done. If dough sticks on it, put it in longer.

Great with whipped cream.

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

not necessarily related to trump conspiracies (although he's for sure a trumper), but I had a very weird interaction with the security guard at work yesterday.

he came into the office and asked my coworker and I if we wanted to hear something scary about monster energy. I thought it would be health related cause he's said before that the one time he tried monster energy it caused him to go blind for 15 minutes. but uh. no. apparently he was listening to the joe rogan podcast 🙄 and he heard that the M on the can is made up of the Hebrew number 6, so it spelled out 666 (it doesn't, it's just meant to look like claw marks). and that the cross in the logo is upside down when you're taking a drink. and the motto or whatever is something like Release the Beast? so now he's convinced that his temporary blindness was caused by a demon...

I like totally checked out when he got to that point I put my earbuds in and let my coworker nod and continue the conversation cause I just couldn't handle it lmao

BROOOOO LMAO holding your hands because my actual father, the man who raised me, earnestly believes in ancient aliens so like i feel your pain hjshdjhdkjhk

the monster energy conspiracy is. fucking hilarous. have you seen the lady that went semi-viral a few years back because someone filmed her giving like a whole speech about how monster is from the devil? cracks me up every time

also, side note because you mentioned joe rogan: i fucking HATE joe rogan and it has nothing to do with anything he's actually ever said (i've never even heard the man's voice so i haven't heard enough to hate him for it) but it's because my spotify home page has a list of "podcasts you might like" (i don't even listen to podcasts! tf) and one of them is the joe rogan experience which is just like. a picture of him sneering at the camera. and he has thee most punchable face i've ever seen. it makes me not want to open spotify anymore dude it's nuts

[noellefan101]

Your First Date-Genshin

Characters: Xiao, Albedo, Venti, Cyno x gn reader (separate)

Summary: your first date(random headcanons of your first date with them)

Warnings: just fluff and small headcanons, also not proof-read

Note: i´m sry for the late(r) post, i have some family problems im trying to get rid of, but its taking a lot of my energy and motivation, hope you understand, i love you all

this is part 1, out of two(maybe three)

Xiao

I feel like he would try and make it as romantic as he can, but he doesn't really get how. but he gets an A+ for trying

he definitely has some almond tofu, and just this once he´ll share some with you(thats not going to be the last time my dude)

for the location, i´d say someplace up high in liyue, so you can look down on either the city or whatever you see really(hilichurls dancing)

he accidentally stared at you too long, and started turned (very) red when you pointed it out(bro was a tomato lets be fr)

he gave you a hairpin(or a normal peice of jewlary, if you dont have hair/dont want a hairpin) that was made to look like his mask(so cute)

Albedo

it´d be up in dragonspine, lets be honest, it doesn't even have to be his lap up there(but it would be the safest so...)

he shows you some alchemy if you want

or he paints with you/teaches you how to paint kinda like him

^^he also painted you looking out at the horizon(you pretty motherf*cker)

if you´re cold, he´ll give you his jacket/he also thought the blush on your cheeks were cute as he did so/

^^he "forgot" to take his jacket back, and you didnt realize you still had it on/you now own one of his jackets/

he gave you some artificial flowers he made, could be in front of you, and made that his little gift for you

Venti

its at windrise, you had your first date at windrise, you cannot tell me otherwise ok

he brought dandelion wine(shocker), and he actually shared it with you(he normally would never)

besides wine, he also brought some apples, and an apple pie(that he made with love and care)

he´ll definitely climb the big tree with you and sit up there

he would steal your jacket if he got cold(you´ll be fine, you´re going to have to carry him home anyway)

he was thinking abt riding davalin on your first date, but he didnt want to scare you(davalin thought it was a horrible idea)

Cyno

you would be playing cards, you cant convince me otherwise

it would either be in Puspa cafe or at his house, he lets you decide

he would also help you win over him, or basically teach you how to be good

^^you never actually won, sadly

you would either cook food together, buy some(his treat), or he would have made your favorites before you came over(yes he knew your fav beforehand)

he asked tighnari for help with a gift, because he couldn't decide of something to give you(tighnari mentally facepalmed when cyno asked, its not he would know)

^^he ended up picking either a piece of jewelry, a tcg card or a piece of clothing(depends on what you like)

thank u so much for reading, luv ya-Masterlist

You are welcome to reblog and like any of my posts, but you CAN NOT translate, copy or hate on anybody for liking my posts

[changingplumbob]

Behind The Screen - Big Bad Wolf

Okay Glenn, time to shine Give a man a minute, who said I had to wear all this make up You got a problem with men in make up? No, of course not, just me. Is this fake dirt? I hope you know if you got demands I get demands That's not really how it works... Anyway, are you ready yet? Ready? I was born ready!

See how it went below the cut... prompt by @cawthorntales, final pictures can be found here

No What do you mean no Where is the shirt I have abs. You don't need a shirt if you have abs. Plus this is my compromise. I wear this stuff on my face and... I get to send Grayson a shirtless pic No Why not Because we want him to like you Who doesn't like abs? I bet you like abs!

Also you're meant to look menacing... But I don't want to look menacing, I want to look charming and breathtaking Glenn! This is to get you a little intro boost. Don't you want a little intro boost? You want an intro boost do you? I got it Wait, what are you doing Boosting "boosting" looks an awful lot like taking the jacket off Obviously, he has to get some shots of my tattoo and birth marks

Lord save me from self assured sims You don't think I'll do bad do you If you strike a pose you're doing fine That's not what I meant. In the contest... Oh, right I mean... I know over confidence can come across as stupid, and sure I've used that before to throw people off the whole magic thing but I don't want him to think I'm some himbo just because I like looking good. Then you have the whole "dude is obsessed with plants" thing and what if the other contestants make fun of my green hair? How will I woo him with my plant knowledge if the others are laughing at me I mean there will probably be stuff that is tough to do but remember why you wanted me to put you up for it Because I want to find a love of my life Exactly. And hey, I bet every other contestant will be just as nervous, Grayson even more so. You have to try win over one guy he has to make a good impression on at least six Right, good point. Okay... I'll take those menacing ones now And put the jacket back on? It's either that or take the pants off GLENN! We were having a moment I'm just saying, under my pants is impressive to. Oh and after this I have to show you my lily plant because that's just started flowering and the apple tree looks like it'll have lots this season. Oh we should make apple pie! I can take him pie... No, I better stick with taking him flowers. Because if you make pie you'll eat it on the way there? Yep. Best let him find out I'm a glutton gradually

[lucdoodle]

1, 2, 4, 7, 12, 23 foe Adam!

1. Why do you like or dislike this character? Oh man! Where to begin!! I like his personality, design, concept, and the implications of what his story was/is off-screen and how it plays with the relationship he has with other characters that know him for a long time (read here: Lucifer, Lilith, Eve, Lute, Sera, and older angel in general.) As well as the implications of how his life in Heaven is like and how other angels sees him. All the implications who derives from the mere concept of his character are- !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a lot of fun to think about!!

2. Favorite canon thing about this character? 1- His relationship with Lute! 2- How he's genuinely an asshole lol (im very much not in the "adam did nothing wrong" group.) This dude is an apathetic asshole and an incredibly interesting character!

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in? Oh boi, a series of shorts like the "Helluva shorts", except that they'd be about Adam's life in Heaven pre-canon!

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like? Exploring the implications!!! Taking the crumbs of informations we know about him and making whole cakes with it!! Also im a big fan of any fanfics that explores (even if briefly!) the relationship between Adam and Sera (in a platonic way, i mean.) I particularly love both the interpretations of 1- Sera thinking about the lost potential, and how Adam evolved and changed, did he changed or was he always like that? Was it the apple and thus Lucifer's fault? Or was he always like that? Since we know Sera was in heaven before Adam died, do you think she's the one that taught him how to fly? Do you think she's the one that taught him how to live in Heaven? Do you think she's the one that was put in charge of taking care of the first human soul? And what does Sera means to Adam? (stuff like that!) And interpretation 2- Sera thinking smt like "Oh not this guy again..." as Adam kicks the doors opens with a loud "WASSUP BITCHES, Adam the man himself is here!! NOW we can start the meeting or whatever" like a "that one coworker you hate" relationship XD Both are good XD auihznkjiuhgernikjulko

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character? OHOHOH!!! Lemme pull out my list! * a comically long - seemingly endless scroll proceed to fall on the ground and gets all over the place * (Erm, but huh, more seriously i actually have a list of my headcanons for Adam so, uh, ANYWAY, here!) XD 1- his favorite food (that is not meat) is apple pie! (and he hates that it's apple pie of all things, so he doesn't eat it often at all) 2- he considers Lute "one of the boys" 3- Adam and Lute have movie nights 4- when he's in a really weird mood/feeling weird he eats apples 5- adam and lucifer were friends back in Eden 6- he's very unconfortable showing skin (which is why he wears a mask and clothes that don't show any skin) 7- his mask was originally a gift from Sera as she notived Adam didn't like being the only human in heaven in the early days where there was nothing else but angels up there 8- lucifer taught adam swear words, and told him to blame michael if Sera asked who taught him. Lucifer did it because he wanted to see the look on sera's face as he thought it'd be a funny prank 9- adam feels most comfortable sleeping on sand and dust and such since he was created from The Dust 10- emily genuinely thinks adam's mask is his face, this is a extremely popular misconception among angels 11- extremely few persons have seen adam without his mask 12- it took adam A LOT of time before he managed to eat another apple after what happened in Eden 13- he has an extremely good memory, but he only use it for things he likes or that involve him directly 14- he hates being alone 15- he adored being with and hanging out with Lucifer back in Eden, they were good friends and Lucifer taught Adam about a lot of things 16- lucifer taught adam what music was 17- adam is a very "monkey see monkey do" kind of person 18- when confused he makes a head tilt like animals do when they're confused, and he picked the way he hold his wings from watching birds 19- sera is the one that was put in charge of kicking adam and eve out of eden 20- sera will never forget the cries and begs from them and it still haunts her, meanwhile adam completely forgot that it was Sera that kicked him out of Eden

23. Favorite picture of this character? This one! simply because it shows how utterly TOL Adam is XD

But also this whole bit! For a character so self-centred, it was so cool to see him taking a support role!

[donitkitt]

dude i gotta say, daverezi was already a ship i fund kinda cute, but after seeing your art I've been fully indoctrinated daverezi is now my bread and butter my water and ice cubes on a hot day my apple sauce pie

anyways, your art is so freaking cool, your artsyle is so tasty

...ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

im glad im dragging people back into daverezi hell with me they deserved better

[mylittlestims]

Dude, Pinkie and AJ might not even be related. And even if they are, it's so distant that it doesn't even matter! It's totally possible that they're no more related than two random ponies picked off the street could be!

and? I feel uncomfortable making ship related content of any of the pie sisters with the apple siblings. my comfort is what matters most to me with requests, why do you care anyways?

[wolfawaycamp]

What is the one thing that Jacob would never, not ever, in a million years, put his dick in?

Crack answers appreciated. Serious answers not expected.

🌦️here you go… as a commemoration of the reveal ™ I speedran writing this it feels., so my bad if it reflects in the quality🙏

After hearing Jacob wax poetic about the Dune popcorn bucket among many, many other things, Nick was ready to gag. They’d had a few drinks and Jacob had gone a little crazy again. “Dude, I think it would be easier to hear what you wouldn’t put your dick in.”

Jacob went quiet and got a very pensive look on his face.

“I was kidding.”

Jacob didn’t stop visibly thinking. It was taking him concerningly long. Eventually, he announced: “I wouldn’t put it in a beartrap! Or a blender!”

“...I sure hope not. You can’t just name things that would like… physically… harm you.”

Jacob was silent again. Nick reluctantly took a bite of his apple, trying not to think about the manner in which Jacob would probably find a way to violate it. The show they were watching went unnoticed in the background, laugh track melding into white noise. Jacob finally said, “You go!”

“Um, a lot of things? I’m not like you.”

“Dude, come on, just give me some ideas,” Jacob said, batting his eyelashes theatrically— a mannerism he had somehow picked up from Emma.

Mind still kind of lingering on the fruit thing, Nick responded, “Uh, I dunno, a durian? It would smell really bad.”

Jacob shrugged. “It’s not that bad. You could just plug your nose.”

“But why!” Nick said, shuddering. “Ugh, a McDonald’s apple pie? Too sticky.”

He watched his friend consider it for barely a moment. “You could just use a condom if that’s the problem, man.”

Nick threw his hands in the air because Jacob was really trying to justify literally everything. He had to change tactics. “Fine, Emma. I’d never hear the last of it from you.”

Jacob looked like he had a sudden epiphany. “Kaitlyn!”

Kaitlyn? Jacob’s limit was a woman he got along with well and not a metal water bottle? “Wait, really? Didn’t you— um— say she was hot?”

“That’s not why,” Jacob said and turned his attention to the show, which was weird because it was something they had pretty much chosen to ignore and Jacob had been elaborating on random shit for a while.

Nick hated that he was now the one encouraging Jacob’s shit, but he still asked, “Uh, why not, then?”

Jacob grabbed Nick by the shoulder, looking him intensely in the eyes. “A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell.”

Nick gaped at him. Since when was this a thing? “What? Why would that—”

Jacob put his finger over Nick’s lips and shushed him. Nick froze awkwardly until Jacob finally backed up, which took too long. Jacob changed the topic with a: “More beer?”

“Okay, but you still need to explain— is she that bad?” Nick couldn’t help but be morbidly curious. Surely Jacob was trying to intrigue him, because why else would he be acting like this?

After Jacob was thoroughly wasted, and Nick was too, Jacob finally explained, in a garbled mess of word salad, what he meant by that. Nick hadn’t wanted to know Kaitlyn’s detailed sexual preferences which heavily featured strap-ons but it was unlikely that either of them would really remember this part of the conversation in the morning, anyways.

If Kaitlyn found out they were talking about this, Jacob would probably be unable to stick his dick in anything ever again because it would be gone.

[attapullman]

Mo-Mo, dare I say........fall with neighbor!bob or bungalow!bob???

It's already sweater weather with the leaves falling and Bob comes out of the house one day in his tan Carhartt jacket, his cowboy boots and those tight, dark-washed jeans that show off his pretty little butt perfectly and he tells you that you're going to the orchards.

You guys pick a TON of apples and after, you guys decide to go to the local pumpkin patch to get your pick of the Halloween pumpkins. You bring the dogs too and your little Cavalier spaniel looks super cute in her little orange and green tartan sweater, jumping on the pumpkin carts and all over the fat orange pumpkins while Bob's little blue-heeler is running after her.

You get home and sure enough, Meemaw's gotta cook. Ever since she moved in with you guys, she's taught you all the secret recipes that her mother and her own meemaw taught her how to make. She makes tons of apple pie, cider donuts, apple-cinnamon oatmeal cookies etc. with the apples and the pumpkins she uses to make pie, pumpkin soup, cookies and all sorts of other good stuff.

You and Bob loooooove carving the pumpkins. He gets super into it and can make pretty much anything. For your wedding anniversary, he made a jack-o-lantern that had Jack Skellington and Sally in their wedding getup. Meemaw also taught him how to needle-felt and he made a while Nightmare Before Christmas village.

Leaf piles GALORE!!!! You and Bob have alot of kids in the neighborhood and the parents especially love it when you let them come and jump in the leaf piles. The Daggers all live across the street and let their own kids come play in the leaves. Yours and Bob's oldest boy loves tag-teaming with Natasha's son, Gabe, and Hangman's little dude and they always start playing Navy SEALS in the leaf piles (lol).

Lots and lots of fall knitting. Meemaw taught you how to do the Irish style knitting that her mom and grandma grew up doing in Ireland. Bob still has his lil Irish knit sweaters from when he was a baby and your little girl loves to put them on her teddy bears and on her baby dolls.

You guys love bringing nature into the house and you'll make fall wreaths for the dining room tables and for your nieces and nephews as well. The girls always thing they're fall fairies running around in the woods but you and Bob love it anyways (lol).

Ahhhh!!! The fall vibes!!!

I loooooooooooove autumn and this just makes me 🤩 because it's so cozy and sweet and warm - which are all the best parts of this season! Bringing dogs to the pumpkin patch is my love language!

I can absolutely see all the little Dagger kids playing in the leaf piles and all the potlucks that you and Bob host for everyone - it's a miracle everyone fits in the house!

I need Meemaw's recipes for everything!

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (12)

Festus: Coryo! Lizzie! My favorite friends, I have a super important thing I need to ask you guys!

Coryo: Fest, for the last time, I don’t have food to feed you. I’m poor. End of story. So don’t go begging me for cheeseburgers again.

Lysistrata: And please don’t tell me to ask my parents if consuming 10 sugar sticks in one sitting is healthy or not.

Festus: Besties, please! That’s not what I’m here for! I swear!😭

Coryo: Ok? Did something happened?

Festus: No. Not really-

Coryo: Are you in trouble?!😧

Lysistrata: Are you dying?!

Coryo: Did Highbottom gave you another demerit-

Festus: Persephone Price and I are going out!🤭

Coryo: Perse- Persephone?! You’re dating Cannibal Price?!

Festus: Yeah! She asked me first, and of course, I said yes!😍

Lysistrata: That’s so sweet! I’m so happy for you, Bestie!

Coryo: I see. I get it now! You’re having trouble with her taste!

Festus: No, not at all! Thankfully, she ain’t even picky!

Coryo: To be fair, we can’t afford to be picky eaters in this day and age.

Festus: Well, my ✨Percy Bae✨ likes to eat any kind of meat anyway~.🥰

Coryo: Yeah. I know.🤢

Festus: So all I’m asking you guys is to come up with our ship name!

Lysistrata: Ship name? What ship name?

Festus: Like Coryo and Sejanus have ✨Snowjanus✨ for their ship name!

Lysistrata: I thought ✨SnowPlinth✨ was their official ship name?

Coryo: I thought we’re going with ✨CabbageBread✨?

Festus: I thought your future father-in-law (Strabo Plinth) wanted to call it the ✨PlinthSnow Dynasty✨?

Lysistrata: Didn’t Mr. Plinth say something about him dating Coryo’s dead dad before?

Coryo: Don’t say that out loud, Lizzie. Highbottom might hear you. He might even expel you from school for claiming that my dad’s dead.

Lysistrata: But he is dead.

Festus: Our delusional Dean would disagree.

Lysistrata: Oh, c’mon! Highbottom needs to move on! He can’t just pretend forever that he’s still dating Coryo’s very dead dad!

Festus: Well, too bad. Their infamous “Crasca University Breakup” was so popular that even the Districts are not over it.

Coryo: Especially when my father started dating some rich older dude from District 2.😞

Festus: I thought he was dating someone from the Ravinstills?

Lysistrata: Well, whoever it was, I hope it wasn’t President Ravinstill himself!🤣

Coryo: You guys are so mean!

Festus: At least it wasn’t Hilarius Heavensbee’s creepy old man.

Coryo: But seriously, I don’t even want to hear about my dead dad’s past love affairs.😩

Festus: Well, whatever that was, I still can’t keep track of your official ship name, Coryo. Sorry~.

Coryo: Don’t be. Neither can I.

Festus: But here are my suggestions for the Festus x Persephone ship!

Lysistrata: Well, we are all ears! Fire away, Festy Baby!

Festus: First up! ✨Persus✨!

Coryo: No.

Festus: ✨PerseFest✨?

Lysistrata: Cute. But could be better?

Festus: ✨Festphone✨!

Coryo: That one’s nice. . . If you’re a telephone brand!😂

Lysistrata: Coryo, don’t be too mean!

Festus: How about ✨Cannibal & Me✨?😀

Coryo: Heck, no!

Festus: Too soon?

Coryo: Let’s stick with ✨PerseFest✨. Like what Lizzie said, cute and simple.

Lysistrata: Yeah. I like the sound of that already.

Festus: Really?! Thanks, Besties! I knew I could count on you!😘 *runs to find Persephone*

Coryo: That went well.

Lysistrata: So Coryo, my dearest accomplice, wanna steal Highbottom’s apple berry pie?

Coryo: The one that’s been sitting on his office desk since lunchtime?

Lysistrata: Yup.😏

Coryo: Sure! I’m starving!

[punsmaster69]

21/OCT/20XX

"UNDYNE, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA..?"

"...You're right. It's not a good idea."

"It's a GREAT idea!"

undyne climbed further up the tree. while she hurled apples down haphazardly, papyrus tried his best to catch what he could in a basket.

me and flowey spectated from the sidelines.

"She's gonna KILL someone with that aim."

"you wanna bet on how many apples make it out alive?"

with far more force than required for apple-picking, an apple immediately smashed to applesauce in front of us.

"YOU come do it then, punks!"

"How the hell do you expect ME to climb?!"

"You stumble on flat ground, sure, but I 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 you can do stairs."

"How is that relevant?!"

"This is, like, basically the same thing!"

"𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹!"

"FLOWERY, COULDN'T YOU USE YOUR VINES?"

"I don't need help from that-"

she glanced at paps.

"..Uh, very...nice.. friend of yours."

"Good! I didn't plan on helping you, anyways!"

"....."

(silence of glaring at undyne.)

"..........."

(silence of undyne glaring back.)

"..Wait, why aren't YOU up here helping, Sans?"

"HE CAN'T!"

"SANS... CAN'T CLIMB!"

"Why not?"

"..HE JUST CAN'T!"

"If he falls, one of us can catch him. Easy!"

"HIS SAFETY IS ENSURED HERE, ON THE GROUND, EVEN EASIER!"

"....Howdy, Toriel!"

"It's... going."

"Sans? He's right-"

"-here."

i snatched my phone back from flowey.

"gimme just a sec, tori."

"..why did you pick up my phone?"

"YOU'RE the one who didn't notice the ringing."

"..Why is Toriel "fluffy lady" in your contacts?"

ignoring him, i re-answered tori's call.

"heya. what's up?"

"How is the apple-picking going for you all?"

"it's..."

undyne conked papyrus in the skull with an apple, but it still made it in the basket. he seemed relatively unaffected by the hit.

"going well enough, i'd say."

"how's shopping going for you three?"

"We have found nearly everything we need! Me, Alphys, and Frisk should be returning shortly."

"Ah! My child, please do not climb the shelf!"

"Allow me to get it for you. Hold my phone for a moment, will you?"

"...."

"Hi Sans."

"sup, kiddo."

"Did you know your name in her phone is just a bone with a blue heart?"

"..huh."

"Frisk!"

"And your contact photo is-"

"What are you telling to him??"

"...It is not a bad photo, I promise."

"It's you, sleeping.."

"Alphys!!-"

"SANS, LOOK OUT!"

with a deafening 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠, a bone collided with an apple above my head.

"......."

"Whoaaa!"

"Sick shot, Paps!"

"Do it again!"

"NO! DON'T THROW MORE!!"

"UNDYNE, THAT COULD HAVE ENDED VERY BADLY!!"

"Sans?? Is everything alright? That was quite loud."

"yeah, i'm good. nearly got clocked by an apple, though."

"Oh dear. Who is throwing them?"

"undyne."

"...I do not know who else I expected."

"Please tell her to be more careful.."

"hey, undyne."

"Yeah?"

"tori says to be more careful."

she paused mid throw, instead switching to a mild toss.

"WH-"

"WHY WEREN'T YOU DOING THAT THE WHOLE TIME?!"

"Should I grab some apples as backup while we are here?"

"there's a decent enough of them surviving."

"Well.. if you say so."

"I will see you in a bit, Sans!"

"seeya soon, tori."

"Do not get hit by any apples!"

"i'll try my best."

"......"

"...Papyrus, you might have to catch your brother."

"WHAT?? WHY???"

"He's totally 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯 for Tori."

"That's quite the lovestruck look for just a 'friend', dude."

"not making any look."

"You BETTER not be!"

flowey's face contorted into a look of disgust.

with a loud thump, undyne jumped down from the top of tree.

"The denial is strong with this one."

"not denying a thing."

she flicked me in the head.

"Whatever, nerd. Keep telling yourself that."

"C'mon! Let's go wash these up before they get back!"

undyne grabbed flowey with one arm

(he hissed like a cat. it was pretty funny.)

and ran inside, papyrus and the apple basket in tow.

——

i'm no dessert connoisseur by any means; store bought stuff is usually just fine for me.

but, now i'm totally convinced.

there's no going back after trying homemade apple pie.

[devilsurvivor-2-recordbreaker]

The mlp fim crew reacts to you coming out:

Fluttershy: "wow your very brave for opening up to me, I'll do my best to support you"

Rarity: "ah- sorry dear but i have to cut you short. dont say a word, I already know what you are."

Rainbow Dash: "okay dude that's cool I guess not like I care lol" *she is secretly jealous cause it sounds cool*

Pinkie Pie: "is that some kind of pastry? Anyways see you later f-"

Apple Jack: "Are you hitting on me? I don't mean to be rude but you realize I'm dating Dashy, right?"

Twilight Sparkles: okay so she hears you explain it to her and just kind of leaves to research queer theory and the many different kinds of identities to get a better understanding of the subject and then after a week of research Spike comes to deliver a letter she wrote to you and it just says "dear Y/N, it's okay I'm lesbo too. From, twilight sparkle" and there's a hot topic gift card attached

[mlobsters]

supernatural s7e4 defending your life (w. adam glass)

possessed car?? we did ghost truck i guess that's different enough. oh, no. ghost car. okay, the splat effects (and sound effects) on the titles - i have been itching to snark about. combining the splat of the ghost car victim and the titles is so goofy

okay. *argh* stop making me mad at you, dean. he was just railing into sam about not telling them about the hallucinations, but now he just lied to sam's face about jewel staite.

DEAN Some kind of ghost? DEAN With a license? License to kill. SAM Seriously?

why are they acting like that's weird. wasn't there a ghost truck that killed people episode already?? are they gonna talk about cassie???? (no)

SAM No. Just dirt. Could be "Christine"-like. DEAN Ugh. Even possessed cars can't do stairs. It's something spectral.

great minds

sam's hair, it's very fluffy and long and feathery, what's going on

DEAN I gave up AA for Lent. SAM We're not Catholic. DEAN Always with the details. AA gives me the jeebs. SAM Wow. Shocker.

so is this gonna be a very special episode where we acknowledge dean's alcoholism? (no)

DEAN Kind of makes you wonder if the guy wasn't drunk when he ran her over. SAM Yeah.

this episode has been full of weird pauses/moments focusing on reactions to things that may or may not have warranted the reaction that happened.

okay so i was like you know there's not a lot of pale red haired covered-in-freckles people in media, being a pale and covered-in-freckles person myself i do tend to notice, so i had to get a screenshot of the hands. my people's hands 😂 though his face does not look freckled in the same way but it's stupid hard to cover with makeup and still look vaguely skin-like... anyway. he's also been in altered carbon lol

altered carbon s1e4 force of evil - teach grant as jimmy desoto

what's going on with grumpy mcgrumperson dean. very special episode where dean learns people can actually grow and change? people like jewel staite and i dunno, sam?? (no)

DEAN Wow. I'd be so interested in that if I ate apples.

you really gonna have dean "pie's #1 fan" winchester say this?

DEAN I'm gonna check the bar. SAM To work or drink? DEAN I haven't decided.

i'm at the very special episode about alcoholism. i'm at the very special episode where dean tries to learn that people can change. i'm at the combination alcoholism and how people can change very special episode.

BARTENDER Love life or job? Two quick doubles, it's something. I'm Mia, by the way. DEAN Well, Mia, that is a complex question. I'm Dean, by the way.

lol. and plausible deniability

oh he's grumpy because he killed jewel when he told sam he wouldn't and that he trusted sam? because you should feel bad about the lying. and the not trusting.

BOBBY They identify the God Osiris. Real authoritarian type. He gets ahold of you, he's judge, jury, and executioner. Lore says that he can see directly into the human heart. He weighs the guilt. If he finds more than a feather's worth – boom, you're done.

weighing guilt, great. clear consciences all around.

DEAN It's been a while. But you owe yourself. It's nothing but a ground ball – you just got to put your mitt down. You are Dean Winchester. This is what you do.

hyping himself up for his hookup? kind of assumed that was still happening off camera.

aw, he's "sammy" in dean's phone

OSIRIS You and that waitress had quite a talk, huh? Get a couple drinks in you, and the guilt comes pouring out.

course it was too much of a real interaction to be anything other than a little plot device. this dude's voice/accent was very familiar, and aha.

the magicians s3e1 the tales of the seven keys - faran tahir as the great cock of the darkling woods

haha lawyer!sam what au fic is this

SAM Witness is being called without prior notice. DEAN Good one. SAM I saw that on "The Good Wife."

this is a weird episode. tone and message keeps bopping around.

SAM So why'd you start? To impress some loudmouth ass you just met... Or 'cause you wanted to be like your dad? JO Daddy issues. Definitely.

dean looking hurt/embarrassed about being called a loudmouth ass, hum. and same jo, same.

OSIRIS But were you or were you not happily out of the family racket until Dean showed back up in that gas guzzler? Ah-ah. The truth, now.

you know i like to talk about the money they have to spend to keep the impala fueled

OSIRIS But don't you think that your brother dragged you back into that catastrophic mess because he'd rather damn you with him than be alone?

okay but all that and dean i guess REALLY feels guilty about is killing jewel staite. not the torturing people in hell thing. or a million other things. so don't feel guilty that that's what made you guilty, dean -_- was inevitable

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DEAN You were a kid. JO Not true. DEAN You and Sam. I just – you know, hunters are never kids. I never was. I didn't even stop to think about it. JO It's not your fault. It wasn't on you. DEAN No, but I didn't want to do it alone.

okay. no longer at the combination alcoholism and people can actually change very special episode. we're at the dean should not feel guilty for getting sam and jo into hunting very special episode? (eh?)

been a tick since their last scenic drink and chat date

SAM Look, I don't know what to tell you, Dean. I mean, I've spent a lot of time feeling pretty crappy – like, my whole life. DEAN What, you got a secret stash of happy pills? SAM Hell. SAM Look, I'm not saying it's logical. I just... you know, I feel like I did a lot of stuff I should have felt bad for, and then I paid a lot of dues and came out the other side, you know?

DEAN Well, I don't know whether to be, uh, jealous or weirded out. SAM You'll get used to it. I mean, I don't want to sound lame, but... I kind of feel good, Dean.

shut your mouth, sam, you know that's just asking for it. happiness is not allowed on this show. is this just denial though. foreshadowing something awful works all around

[torchickentacos]

13

13: Favorite Food

Hello!!! I LOVE food, and absolutely can't choose just one, so here's a top five. Longer post where I just talk about food.

Seafood. I just have to have the entire category here. I was pescetarian for a long time and would still be if I was just eating for myself. Flaky white fish battered and fried, sushi, oysters, salmon with herbs on top, crab and lobster, shrimp, the lil dudes in the shells, all of it. I have not met a fish I don't like. Seafood, especially sushi and shelled things, are a rare treat for me, but when I do eat it I'm in HEAVEN. But one of the best ones is fried tilapia with cajun seasoning or a southern seafood boil. My seafood tip: find a place near you that does seasonal seafood/rotational menus. Way more likely to be fresh.

Biscuits and gravy. Southern comfort food number one, in my opinion. Flaky biscuits coated in WHITE gravy, not like. turkey gravy. My mama always used chipped beef instead of sausage, but it's good just about however you make it.

Apple dumplings/apple pie. Same category because they're sort of the same dish but repackaged. Look, you've got a crust, apple, spices, and sugar. That's gonna be good no matter what you do with it.

Anita's breakfast burritos. A rare indulgence for my family but it's SO GOOD.

Finally, outback steak. It's more of an association thing because one night it was just me and my grandma, and we were hungry and she was like "let's be real fancy and get outback" because that's fancy shit to me. Last legit fancy resturaunt I went to was my Uma's 100th birthday dinner like eight years ago. ANYWAYS granny and I just stayed in and watched netflix and had a great time on the couch in the basement eating steak watching queer eye.

[myfemininedivine]

In honor of American Thanksgiving coming up soon, what do you think is Fez and Lexi's favorite Thanksgiving dish? If you don't celebrate Thanksgiving, what you do think is Fez and Lexi's favorite meal/food/entree (it can be anything)?? Or you can answer this as though Lexi and Fez are taking a vacation in your home country! What would they eat in your country?

Controversial but my ass don’t fuck w thanksgiving food sometimes I’m there for the mashed potatoes and Mac n cheese bc I’m a child idk why but the turkey gives me the geebies I don’t understand how that stuff always wet like and it’s not just my family like turkey is wet

The pies can stay tho I be eating a MEAN pumpkin pie like my life depends on it. The key lime is already calling my name. I don’t believe fruit should be hot tho (Abbott elementary Greg supremacy for a reason) so apple pie?? Idk that chick but I wish I liked her I’m just a genuine nuisance

Those are my thanksgiving takes that I am forcing upon throats BUT !! This leads me to the main dish of this take: lexi don’t like thanksgiving either!!! IDK WHY I FEEL THIS WAY BUT THE GIRL DONT MESS WITH THANKSGIVING. Oh my god I KNOWWW lexi sits there every November like man again?? Like not that she doesn’t like it but I bet it’s just a shitty time of year for her.

until she meets Fezco.

Fezco HAS TO BE a thanksgiving MENace like I can already see that dude doing the absolute most for ashtray during that holiday. It’s so family orientated and it’s all about being thankful and it feels very Fezco. Like even if it’s not the regular thanksgiving feast like he’d pull a pizza and be like anyway gods grace 😭😭😭 he gives mashed potato vibes tho. I suck at foods and characters so maybe I’m forcing my own agenda but deff fezco fucks w turkey and Lexi’s like I mean maybe it’s not that bad actually

[maddy-hatter-97]

I posted 415 times in 2022

That's 32 more posts than 2021!

134 posts created (32%)

281 posts reblogged (68%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@dont-touch-the-flower-child

@supermary64

@altairsarts

@insanelyadd

@weirdgirl92

I tagged 360 of my posts in 2022

Only 13% of my posts had no tags

#flowey - 132 posts

#undertale - 114 posts

#papyrus - 91 posts

#my art - 88 posts

#sans - 35 posts

#frisk - 33 posts

#chara - 24 posts

#louise the audrey 2 - 18 posts

#the devil cuphead - 15 posts

#deltarune - 13 posts

Longest Tag: 121 characters

#your pie description and drawing the apples made me able to smell the damn pie so now i need to find the time to make one

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

So there's this cool AU called @invertedfate by @megaderping, it's honestly amazing and you should check it out if you haven't already.

Apologies, as the grabbed individuals might be a bit blurred. Unfortunately I misclicked and merged an all black layer down onto the layer they were on, obscuring them, by the time I noticed it was so late I crashed the app hitting undo too rapidly, eventually I was able to screenshot the correct image from a playback of my work but it was lower quality.

Anyway, without further ado, here's Flowey enjoying his victory.

The most recent update was outstanding and now I've finally got this drawn I plan to rewatch it since my reference screenshots just don't do it justice.

58 notes - Posted June 30, 2022

#4

This whole season the Devil's been adorable but him having a tap dance with Chalice and just having fun with it and then Henchman applauding.

And just in general Henchman's enthusiasm for everything Devil does for fun is just so sweet.

We all need a Henchman.

(Why is the single most relateable character in any work of fiction The Devil?)

62 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

#3

Greetings everyone! It's Let Papyrus Say Fuck day once again, let us celebrate!

And of course, since it's also Pride month, we can count on Papyrus to support LGBTQ+ folks.

Papyrus is a cool dude and you can be too, if we get the shirt un-discontinued. See @insanelyadd's post for how.

71 notes - Posted June 16, 2022

#2

So there's this cool AU called @shifter-au about Papyrus being a shapeshifter that feeds on love and is trying to keep his identity a secret (Flowey knows though).

I had this idea floating around my head for a while and I was gonna pitch it to @leshyleaf before remembering I can actually draw it myself now.

Go check out Leshy's art, they have this sweet cartoony style that looks great in their comic.

197 notes - Posted June 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD!

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557 notes - Posted June 17, 2022

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