#anyways I loved how Konan turned out

[dark-konohagakure2]

Uhhh something something with Akatsuki guys breeding their (adult) lil sister :) Bonus for Konan to also breed her lil sister :,)

tw: incest, sibling incest, dub/noncon, breeding, babytrapping, possessiveness

All characters depicted are 18+

Deidara has never given much thought to having children, he's still pretty young, not to mention that kids are just annoying little brats that will distract him from his art, so he doesn't want any at first, but when he catches his younger sister spending time with other guys, Deidara gives the idea of children much more consideration.

His sister isn't much younger than him. Deidara is nineteen and his baby sis is only a year younger then he is, but the blonde artist doesn't care, she's his sister and she shouldn't be devoting himself to any man but him.

Not only does Deidara want to mark her as his property for possessive reasons, but he would be lying if the thought of breaking his sister's virginity and filling her up until she's thoroughly bred with his baby turns him on like nothing else.

Even if his sister refuses, Deidara will push the issue, practically nagging her into letting him impregnate her, despite the fact that he's being too pushy and they're closely related to each other by blood. Deidara really wants to make sure other guys know to stay away, and this is the most effective way to do it.

"C'mon dummy don't be like that! You love kids, yeah?! So you should be thanking me for being a good big brother and giving you one!"

Deidara is a virgin and an inexperienced one at that, all of his sexual knowledge comes from trashy porno magazines, so he has little to no clue what he's doing when he thrusts into his sister's cunt, too lost in how good it feels to coordinate his thrusts properly.

He also doesn't know much about impregnation and the subsequent pregnancy, but what he does know is that he has to cum inside of her a whole bunch so he can properly knock her to up and keep her all to himself.

Deidara might be inexperienced, but he isn't a complete idiot. He knows that his sister has been on the pill, but he planned ahead, taking her pills and throwing them out when she isn't looking, since he doesn't want any stupid pills getting in his way.

Once he's finally done he'll keep his cock in her for a while, telling her how she better not let a single drop spill out of her, or else he'll just have to breed her all over again.

"Oh yeah, that felt great~ Now you better be a good mommy and behave yourself, or else. I'll just fill you up again, un!"

If she somehow doesn't get pregnant from that encounter, Deidara doesn't sweat it. He's already become addicted to his sister's perfect little pussy, so he's gonna be breeding it everyday anyway.

tw: incest, sibling incest, noncon, breeding, age difference, puppet fucking, drugging, plugs

Sasori hates children. They're needy, loud, annoying, and just all around obnoxious. Sasori never thought he'd want to impregnate someone, especially his own sister, but curiosity gets the better of him, he wants to know if he can get her pregnant even as a puppet.

He rarely ever gives his sister much thought, she just exists to him, and he's only using her because she's the closest woman to him. But when Sasori actually bothers to be around her, he can't help but notice how cute she is, even if she is a brat by his standards.

Sasori won't go into things completely unprepared, he knows how to prepare for things ahead of time. He'll use some of his special poisons to increase her fertility and libido, slipping it into her food and drink when she isn't paying attention, although it is suspicious that her usually cold brother is cooking for her out of nowhere.

Once he's certain that his drugs worked on her, Sasori will take advantage of her, laying her down and getting on top of her. She's obviously confused, but Sasori will explain what he's doing to her in his usual deadpan and blunt way.

"What am I doing..? I'm putting a baby in you. Isn't it obvious? Or are you so stupid that you don't know where babies come from..?"

Sex with Sasori is rather uncomfortable for her. His body is a puppet, so it's wooden, and his cock feels more like a dildo than an actual organic penis, but for Sasori it feels completely normal and pleasurable, although it's hard to tell he's feeling good, since he rarely makes noise and never blinks.

Sasori is still emotionless even during such an intimate moment, he'll simply thrust into his sister's sloppy cunt, only really talking to tell her to stop being so loud with all her annoying crying and pleas to stop.

The absolute loudest he'll be is when he groans as he finishes inside of her. Sasori won't show it on his face or with his words, but he really enjoyed it, even if his sister clearly didn't enjoy it at all as evidenced by her tears.

After he pulls out, Sasori will be stern and make sure that she knows her place, letting her know that she better have his children, despite the fact that he has a very open dislike of kids that he doesn't even bother to hide from her.

"This better work... and if it does, I want nothing to do with whatever annoying children you push out... that's your problem now, little sister."

When he's done, he'll shove a plug into her filled up hole, not wanting her to waste a single drop of his essence, and Sasori will make it very clear that he won't tolerate her removing the plug until he says so.

tw: incest, sibling incest, dub/noncon, breeding, praise, infantilization, choking, cheating

Itachi is an Uchiha, so he has a natural inclination to reproduce, and he's also an older brother, so if he ever has the urge to breed, he can always go to his sweet little sister.

While Itachi could knock up Izumi instead of his own little sister, and his girlfriend would be more than willing to have his babies, Itachi just thinks his baby sister is so much more adorable and sweet, not to mention more tight and fertile.

He isn't a brute, he isn't going to throw his sister down and force himself onto her like a common thug, that would be mean, so instead he'll manipulate her into coming to his bedroom, and of course she does. She has no reason to doubt her sweet older brother's good intentions.

Itachi still sees his little sister as his baby, despite her being much too old to be considered that, so he'll be overly soothing and gentle when he eases his fat cock into her, not stopping until he's balls deep inside of her fertile cunt, cooing praises into her ear as he pounds her.

"Shhh... There there, baby. You're doing such a good job. Now keep taking it like a good girl, you're making Nii Nii so proud of you..."

He's almost too gentle when he's breeding her, treating her like a porcelain doll that can shatter with even the most slight of pressure, he also doesn't want to risk being too rough when he's trying to impregnate her, not wanting to damage the cute little womb that he's going to fill up with new Uchihas. However, he will choke her slightly, his slender hand squeezing her neck as he gets close.

Itachi is almost a completely different person when he's inside his sister. He's usually a doting yet distant older brother, but he becomes almost clingy when he's fucking her, his heavier body pressed flush against hers and his hands constantly gripping her body as he pounds into her, whispering praises into her ear.

He's nothing if not thorough, he wants to be completely certain that he's bred her well and proper, so he won't stop even after cumming inside of her countless times. She obviously grows tired and overwhelmed from the prolonged breeding session, but he's too focused on claiming her sweet pussy to stop.

When he is finally done filling her to the brim, he'll kindly manipulate incentivize her into keeping this as their little secret, offering to spend more time with her and train her despite his busy mission schedule.

"Good girl, you made me feel so good... Now, if you promise to be good and not tell anyone about this, I'll help you with your shuriken jutsu later, doesn't that sound nice?"

He'll never call himself a pervert, but he doesn't exactly hide how much it turns him on to see his sister cutely limp around the house afterwards, her big brother's seed stuffed inside her womb, unbeknownst to the rest of the family.

tw: incest, sibling incest, dub/noncon, breeding, monster cocks, double penetration, age difference, size difference, biting, victim blaming

Kisame has always been a more hands off elder brother. His sister didn't inherit the shark like features that he has, so it's almost impossible to believe that such a sweet and cute looking girl is so closely related to the Monster of The Mist, and Kissme himself isn't immune to her cuteness.

Kisame is a bit strange when it comes to his sex drive, on some days sex is the last thing on his mind, but on other days he's practically a feral animal in heat that needs a wet hole to breed, and his poor sister just so happens to catch him on one of those days.

He's a big guy, so he can easily just hold her down and use her like a little fleshlight, and that's exactly what she does, as soon as he gets his hands on her he's pinning her down on the nearest surface and stuffing her full of his dual cocks.

While Kisame technically doesn't need to use both of his cocks in order to breed, he wants to, and his poor sister's pussy will have to suffer for it as she's filled up with both of her brother's huge cocks.

"Fuck!! Keep squeezing my cocks like that, bitch. Your big bro wants to fill ya up real good, so no more bitchin' and whinin'~"

Even if he wasn't trying to be rough, his thrusts are still brutal, his large thighs pressed against her smaller ones as he shoves himself into her over and over again, his deadly teeth biting down on any bit of her skin that they can reach.

Due to his menacing appearance and even more monstrous reputation, Kisame doesn't get laid very often, so he is very pent up, his huge and heavy balls slapping against her clit as he fills her up with his thick cocks, shooting his pent up load into her countless times.

He has very high stamina, so the shark-like man is able to go at it for hours on end, never having to take breaks even when she's hardly conscious underneath him and begging him to stop.

Once he is finally done with her, most likely having fucked her from dusk until dawn, he'll be somewhat apologetic, although will ultimately blame her for his actions. She knows how Kisame gets sometimes, so she should have been a good girl and known better.

"Ahh~ Sorry about that, babygirl, guess I got a bit carried away... Maybe don't go actin' all cute around me next time..."

Kisame isn't trying to knock her up because he wants kids, he's too busy slicing his enemies to ribbons for something like that, he just can't control his feral urges when he's around he sweet little cunt.

tw: incest, sibling incest, noncon, breeding, sadism, abuse, degradation, blood kink, ritual sex, threats, bondage

Unlike some others, Hidan doesn't want to knock his sister up because of a deep possessiveness or need for control, Hidan just wants to breed her because the sadist thinks it would be absolutely hilarious to see his sister all knocked up.

He isn't a nice big brother at all, Hidan is always picking on his sister and making her feel dirty about herself, so his little sister will try to avoid being alone with him at all costs, but Hidan gets her alone eventually...

He'll drag his sister into his room under the guise of a ritual for his beloved Lord Jashin, he'll even threaten her into accepting the "ritual" telling her that she either gets to participate in a breeding ritual or a blood ritual with him, so she has little choice in the matter.

He's quick to tie her down on his bed, making sure she can't move when he has his way with her. Hidan doesn't gag her however, since no one else lives with them and their parents are out of the picture, she can scream and cry in pain as loud as she wants, it's music to his ears.

"Cmon, just take it you dumb little hoe! You're always dressed like a slut anyway, so just take my cum and get knocked up already!"

Hidan is brutally rough with her, almost to the point of drawing blood, and if she does end up bleeding from his treatment, then that's even better, since blood turns Hidan on like nothing else.

While not inexperienced, Hidan doesn't know how to be gentle during sex, nor does he care to learn, so his cock will roughly bully it's way into her tight pussy while Hidan pounds into her and breeds her with all the carefulness and grace of a rabid dog in heat, even drooling like one during the act.

Hidan never shuts up when he's fucking her, he always has to be making some sort of noise, whether it be degrading her, openly fantasizing about her pregnant body, or just loudly grunting and moaning like a pornstar while he's fucking her.

He has quite a bit of stamina, so he can stuff her full of cum all night long. When he's finished cramming her womb full of his seed, he'll make sure she knows her place and what she's supposed to do now.

"Phew! That felt great, slut! Now you better raise this stupid little brat to follow the ways of Lord Jashin, got it, little sis?"

Hidan doesn't care to be a parent or an uncle to the kid, in fact if his sister doesn't behave herself from now on, the brat might just be his next sacrifice.

tw: incest, sibling incest, dub/noncon, breeding, age difference, abuse, tentacles, bondage

Despite his very old age, Kakuzu does have a younger sibling who is, while an adult, is also significantly younger than him. Kakuzu doesn't really get along with his sister very much due to their age difference, not to mention how expensive it is to keep her housed and fed.

He can't stand having a girl around his home "mooching" off of him and being a little freeloader. Kakuzu values his money more than anything, including her, so he figures that it's finally time to make her earn her keep and get some responsibility.

Kakuzu is a very big and muscular man, so he can easily manhandle and drag her away to whatever room is closest so he can breed her fertile womb. Her struggles are hardly felt by him, his skin and pain tolerance hardened by decades of battle.

He'll use the threads in his body to stretch out her pussy and prepare her for his cock. The process is incredibly invasive and uncomfortable, especially with her struggling underneath him, but Kakuzu will just scold her for attempting to fight back against him.

"Shut up you little brat. I'm just stretching out your little cunt for me, it wouldn't hurt so much if you weren't so damn tight..."

Once she's properly stretched out to his liking, Kakuzu will use his black threads to restrain her, wrapping around her limbs and keeping her legs spread apart and open to Kakuzu's greedy eyes. The immortal man wastes no time, shoving his cock inside of her without any warning or permission.

Kakuzu is almost as experience in sex as he is in battle, he's nearly a century old so he's had quite a few partners, some more willing than others. Kakuzu isn't experienced in lovemaking however, just in fucking and getting his rocks off.

He isn't very talkative, occasionally groaning and telling her to shut up at the very most. While Kakuzu doesn't want kids, there is a primal part of him that wants to stuff her full of cum and make her his, his thrusts will speed up ever so slightly when these thoughts cross his mind.

While his stamina isn't bad, he won't fuck her for too long, having more important things to do, but he'll still empty a lot of cum inside of her, not even bothering to use any protection. He is rather old anyway, so he probably doesn't have to worry about her getting impregnated from his seed.

"You better not go having any children now, you little idiot. I already have one brat to deal with, the last thing I need is another..."

If she does end up having his child, Kakuzu won't be very happy about it, only tolerating the kid if it somehow benefits him financially, or just keeps his little sister out of his hair and wallet.

tw: incest, sibling incest, dub/noncon, breeding, God complex, praise, mating press

Pain is an incredibly busy man, being the leader of an organization full of eccentric and dangerous individuals, so he's more focused on that family of his instead of his actual one, which comprises of only his younger sister, whom Pain deeply cherishes despite his cold demeanor.

While not a very remorseful individual most of the time, Pain can't help but feel somewhat bad for neglecting his dear sister, so he decides to give her some very special attention when he finally makes time for her.

Pain starts off rather slow, putting an arm around her shoulder in an affectionate gesture before escalating, holding her against his body, which is as cold as a corpse and rigid due to the rods in his body, the proximity quickly makes her very uncomfortable.

Pain can tell she is uncomfortable but doesn't let that deter him very much at all. He wants to make up for lost time, and he won't let her shyness get in the way of that goal.

"Hush now, little one. You should be feeling very grateful right now, not everybody is lucky enough to bear the child of a God."

He'll fuck her on his bed so that his cold body doesn't cause her too much discomfort during the breeding. While he doesn't go out of his way to be rough, he doesn't make much effort to be gentle either, the end goal is to cum inside of her, not to provide pleasure.

Pain is an incredibly imposing figure, even when he doesn't mean to be. His Rinnegan is staring into her very soul as he thrusts into her, the purple circular pattern showing his overwhelming power over her and almost every other human in the world.

Pain is strong physically as well, not just with his eyes but with his body as well, holding his sister down in the mating press while he pounds into her cunt, making sure none of his precious seed spills out of her.

He cums quite a bit, being rather pent up due to his lack of partners and sexual release, so she'll almost certainly be thoroughly knocked up by the time Pain is done with her, he'll even spare her a few kind wonders afterwards.

"Good girl, you did well. Now you'll have someone too keep your company while your elder brother is too busy. Aren't I so benevolent?"

Pain won't be a very attentive parent, he's already too concerned with running his organization and planning their world domination, but he won't be cruel either, occasionally making time for his little wife sister and their offspring.

tw: incest, sibling incest, dub/noncon, breeding, futanari/dickgirl, age difference, manipulation, slight misandry

Konan is a very gentle older sister, helping her dear younger sister with whatever she needs. But Konan is only human, and even she has some urges that are very far from gentle or angelic.

Konan is a very unique woman, she has both a cock and a pair of beautiful breasts, so she can satisfy her sisters emotional needs for a womanly presence, and her physical needs for a male one. But of course her innocent little sister isn't very aware of her elder sister's secret part just yet.

When Konan can't resist the urge to have her dearest sister any longer, she is easily able to manipulate the situation to get her sister alone. The younger sibling adores her older sister, so she'll think nothing of Konan getting rather touchy feely at first.

Even if she does notice Konan getting too close to comfort, Konan can easily talk her way into things, telling her sister how good and normal these sorts of interactions between family members apparently are.

"Shhh, there's nothing strange about this, my little angel. We're both girls after all, so we're allowed to be close like this..."

Konan is almost too gentle, being slow when she pushes her cock inside of her sister, making the younger woman feel every single inch as it slides into her virgin pussy, the feeling is both pleasurable and torturous at once.

Konan's cock is rather big despite her lithe frame, so she's easily able to hit her sister's womb with each thrust, her thick meat stretching her out and filling her fertile depths to the brim with her cum.

She would never wittingly harm her dearest sister, but even a woman as angelic and composed as Konan can't help but get lost in the heat of the moment when she's so deep inside her most cherished treasure, her thrusts speeding up when she's getting especially close to cumming again.

Konan won't stop until she is certain that her sister has been impregnated, then she'll finally be able to keep her sister to herself completely, and without having to worry about any undesirable men getting their perverted hands on her innocent baby sister.

"That's my good little girl... Now we can make a new family together, just the two of us. There's no need for any mean, scary men when you have me..."

Once she's impregnated her little sister, Konan won't let the girl out of her sight for even a minute, keeping a close eye on her little angel and the growing bundle of joy growing in her womb.

[or0ch1maru]

So lately I’ve been noticing I get sudden urges to bite things I think are cute. I think it’s called cute aggression? But anywho, how do you think the Akatsuki members would react to their S/O biting them out of the blue as a means of showing affection. Or someone who doesn’t communicate in the normal way and uses more touchy-feely means of communication?

Omg this is so freaking cute. What’s funny is, I’ve been having the same urges too. One day I’m like let me sink my teeth into Tobi’s arm(only if he was real) but on a real note, I’m feeling sm better. I’m still stuffed up but that can’t be helped lol

Warnings: mention of head, sexual innuendoes(just had to spice this up just a lil bit)

Hidan:

•idk why or when this thought came into my mind but I fully believe Hidan gets turned on when bitten. (Please tell me at least one of you see that too)

•anyway, when he figures out it’s an affectionate thing, you know damn well he’d show off his bite marks from you with pride.

•if he hasn’t felt your teeth sink into him at least once a day, he’ll get worried. Feeling that suddenly you don’t care for him. And he’ll cling to you until you bite him or at least give him some kind of reassurance. (He’s a big softy)

Kakuzu:

•would be caught off guard at first and will most likely hit you with the good ole’ “the hell you doing?” Question. Kakuzu would watch with a raised eyebrow as you explain your reasonings but shrug it off

•just like Hidan, he wouldn’t care who saw the bite marks, or what assumptions people would come up with when noticed. He’d be content that you have your own special way of letting him know you love him

•Kakuzu would purposely go without his cloak, or shirt for that matter, leaving his arms fully exposed just for you. His large arms would wrap themselves around you, pinning you to him just to feel your teeth in his skin longer(would genuinely enjoy the pain, a good hurt he’d call it)

Konan:

•would let out a soft whimper or even a moan when she feels your teeth sink into her skin. Cheeks flushed when she discovered the reason behind your sudden chomp

•really enjoys when you bite her forearms or collar bone area. Despite your constant apologies for making her bleed once(it left a scar) Konan loves it. Runs her fingers over the spot daily. A reminder of her love waiting at home for her

•the act of biting May come off aggressive or sexual to others, but Konan considers it a kind and intimate gesture. A love without having to use words all the time makes her heart flutter and loves actions as she isn’t one to talk too much

Pain:

•his curiosity is peaked the very first time you do it, he goes over the many possibilities of what it could mean. He gives you a soft smile and a gentle caress when you tell him “you’re cute, can’t help it” as an answer

•loves, and I mean LOVES when you bite near his chakra rods. His skin is so sensitive there and it just does something to him. Sometimes you might end up with your face buried into the mattress or better yet, in his neck, sinking your teeth into him as he fucks you like his life depended on it

•loses his mind when he looks down and sees you look up at him with your adorable doe eyes while your teeth are locked in. (Your favorite place to hangout is under his desk while he works on planning missions and tasks so time to time youll chomp his thigh or the one hand that sits in his lap)

Tobi:

•lets out a yelp the first time it happens, catching the poor boy completely off his guard. “W-what was that for senpai?” He’d stutter out, looking down at you through the eye hole of his mask. “You think I’m cute? Really? Aww you’re so kind to Tobi”

•after that first time, he’ll encourage you to do it. Wanting it multiple times a day sometimes. On other occasions, he’ll tease you, and make you work for it. “You want to bite Tobi? You oughta catch me first” he’d explain before bolting down a random corridor

•now, if you happen to catch him when he’s in a mood, Tobi will turn to Obito so quickly. “Baby thinks I’m cute eh? Why don’t you show me how cute you really think I am” his tone turns almost stern as he guides you by the neck until you’re on your pretty little knees in front of him, the tip of his cock prodding the back of your throat

Zetsu:

•would be very confused at first, and would take a while to process the whole thing. “You really think I’m cute? But why bite me? That’s kinda backwards isn’t it?” Black Zetsu would ask. “It’s a form of a compliment. I understand now” white Zetsu would coo towards you

•Zetsu would pull you into his lap whenever he’s feeling a bit more needy, giving you silent permission to sink your lil teeth into him.

•wouldn’t care where you bite him, as long as you’re careful/gentle when it comes to his leaf’s? Pinchers? Prefers you stayed below his neck. Arms, chest, thighs, are acceptable places to him.

Kisame:

•just like Hidan, would probably assume it’s you Initiating sex, would be turned on right away and would most likely end up fucking you that first time. Would feel bad that it was a sign of affection and he turned it sexual.

•LOVES feeling you dig your teeth into his biceps. And has asked for you to make him bleed. Wants his upper arms to be littered in cute teeth scars. Kisame adores physical touch, and truly cherishes any form of intimacy you give him even if to others it may come of bizarre

•isn’t worried about being vocal. Will let out groans, grunts, and the occasional moan whenever you sink your pearly whites into his skin.

Itachi:

•realized from the very beginning what your bites meant and he fell in love with you all over again. Apart from having someone love him the way he’s craved it all his life, the way you SHOW him love is what sends him to the moon

•plays with your hair, rubs your back, or caresses the side of your face, as sit against him with his flesh between your teeth

•finds your biting to be angelic almost. The feelings that wash over him when you show your love for him makes him euphoric

Sasori:

•like Zetsu, he would be kinda confused at first, also trying to understand the science behind ‘cuteness aggression’

•Sasori would become concerned, hoping you don’t hurt your jaw or fuck up your teeth(since the man is a living puppet I couldn’t imagine him being considered ‘soft) but let’s just say he was soft and flesh like, he would be intrigued by the feeling

•I feel like he wouldn’t get turned on per se, but would definitely get some kind of thrill from it. Would love when you focus mostly on his neck or shoulders

Deidara:

•like Kisame, our explosive babe would be rather vocal about it. But he’d be more whiny. Whimpers, soft cries, whines would slip from his lips every time he feels your lips touch his skin and your teeth dig into him(deidara gets flustered so quickly when it comes to you)

•would be down and into the idea from the very beginning. Doesn’t even question you, just shrugs and encourages you.

•if you happen to bite him and he gets in the mood, which happens time to time because our baby is so enamored with you, i definitely think he mouth hands would come into play somehow.

Orochimaru

•who are we kidding? This man is INTO it. He loves sinking his fangs into you in general so when you turn around and do the same back, he’s so ready to put a ring on it.

•would beg and plea for you to leave scars on his skin and make him bleed. Wants you to nip and bite in places that are visible, but also doesn’t mind if you go for his chest

•his hands would find your hair, or would gently stroke your back whenever you decide to grace him with your biting. Orochimaru would feel honored that you find him cute enough that words can’t express it, that you have to do something physical to show it

I hope you enjoy this! I can’t wait to be sent more and more requests😩I’m loving everything I’ve been sent in! Love you all😘😘

[imagineakatsuki]

Is it okay if you make one on how the Akatsuki reacts when their S/O has died and how they move on with their lives without them? I feel like this has been already done but I would like to see this!

Pein: He would be devastated, but as the leader, he doesn’t want to show anyone his weakness, so he would mourn his s/o only when he’s sure he’s alone. Only Konan would know how much it affected him and that’s only because they’ve known each other for so long. While he never truly moves on from it, choosing to distance himself from relationships in general, he is able to function like normal soon after the death, his resolve renewed. Stage of grief: depression

Konan: She would be inconsolable for a few days and doesn’t want anyone around her, even Nagato. In these moments, she wonders what she could’ve done to prevent it from happening again. She can’t believe she decided to pursue another relationship after what happened to Yahiko because now she’s right back where she started. She would eventually learn to live with the sadness, accepting it as part of her and carrying Yahiko and s/o wherever she goes, but she becomes more closed off than she already is. Stage of grief: bargaining

Deidara: He would not react very well. As we saw when reanimated Sasori died, he would be very volatile and loud with his grief, unable to believe that his s/o is gone just like that and he couldn’t do anything about it. He would be able to move on after letting out all his anger and frustration, but it wouldn’t be easy and he would be irritable to everyone who happens to be in his path. Eventually, though, this tragic time in his life would turn into just a sad memory. Stage of grief: denial

Sasori: He is very familiar with death to the point that it doesn’t really affect him as much as it does others. Also, he’s not one to express emotion, so there wouldn’t be a lot of outward indication that he feels anything at all. That doesn’t mean he wouldn’t remember his s/o though. In fact, he would probably create a puppet of their likeness, preferably a human puppet, just like his parents. Stage of grief: acceptance

Itachi: He has killed a lot of people that he loved and cared for, and while he harbors great regret for that, it doesn’t stop him from carrying on with his life and executing his plans. It still stings, though, especially knowing he wasn’t there to protect his s/o when they needed him. At least with his clan, he had control over it and could deliver a quick, painless death. The death of his s/o would just be another ghost that joins the others in haunting him. Stage of grief: acceptance

Kisame: He’s been exposed to a lot of death and violence in his life so death doesn’t really faze him. He would be a little closed off and coldly curt in his interactions with others soon after the news, though, and his usual easy smile wouldn’t make an appearance for a few weeks. While he would move on pretty quickly, he would remain forever bitter that another thing that brought him happiness in this harsh world was cruelly taken away from him. Stage of grief: depression

Hidan: Instead of his usual thundering anger, this one would be hot and simmering just beneath the surface, which freaks everyone out because it makes him even more unpredictable. He would immediately go off on his own to hunt down the person who killed his s/o, but he’ll be satisfied after that. As a follower of Jashin, he sees death not as a tragic ending but as a privilege, so, following their death, he would start to include his s/o in all of his prayers to Jashin. Stage of grief: anger

Kakuzu: He would be sad about it for a while, but he would be determined not to let it linger for too long. He’s had a partner before that he lost when his village betrayed him, so the feeling of loss is not new, and he’s lived for far too long to get stuck on someone that he knows he will have inevitably lost to time anyway. Stage of grief: acceptance

Obito: He would be enraged that yet another person that was important to him was taken from him too soon and he couldn’t stop it. The death of his s/o would push him to complete his plans sooner regardless of the devastation it could cause. He wouldn’t be able to truly move on since the death would only add to his fury at the world and he would constantly remind himself of his failure and use it as fuel. Stage of grief: anger

Zetsu: He would be saddened by the sudden absence of his s/o. He got used to their presence and had hoped that he would be able to keep them with him in the new world. If the plan succeeded, he would have asked his creator to bring his s/o back with her limitless powers. Stage of grief: bargaining

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hidan's soup!!! what's in it hidan :))) (we feel like he would be an oxtail guy)

what are the akatsuki like when they're drunk? (we guess sasori would be out even in his human life due to being so young when he did his thing...... unless it happened anyway lol??) what kinds of drinks do they prefer?

what musicals would any of the akatsuki like? count of monte cristo? heathers/mean girls? little shop of horrors? teeth (the off broadway for this is very funny. we feel like hidan would enjoy it greatly. it's comedy with sex and gore and religion in it this feels very much his cup of tea)? does anyone get songs stuck in their head and hum it much to the annoyance of others.

on another note, looking at the current media that are out right now, exactly what would sasori approve of, when watching? we have no idea what kind of films he'd be into (deidara is far easier, in some way lol).

Mmm...oxtail soup.... But what's really in it is probably undercooked meat, too old vegetables, and a bit of his immortal blood!

Akatsuki drunk:

Emotions get ramped up: Kakuzu, Sasori, Hidan

Emotions get closed off: Itachi, Nagato, Obito, Konan, Kisame, Deidara (middling)

Sad drunk: Deidara, Itachi, Sasori, Kisame, Nagato, Konan, Obito

Happy drunk: Deidara, Hidan, Itachi,

Angry drunk: Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori

Sleepy drunk: Kisame, Nagato, Konan

I'm not gonna lie, my knowledge of musicals is a bit limited? I think Zetsu would get a REAL kick out of Little Shop of Horrors. I had NO idea that Teeth was turned into a musical, that's absolutely fascinating given what Teeth is about! But legitimately, I know the whole "lmao cringe" attitude about Hamilton-- I think it is largely deserved given how it handled some of the subject matter-- but I do really think Kakuzu would find it fascinating and I'd want to show it to him. It's a historical recount adapted into modern music styles and is largely about shaping the financial system of the US. That's kind of up his alley!

Oh, Deidara and Sasori would argue for a LIFETIME about modern media. If it is brief because animation/video is so second by second, constantly changing, or if it's eternal because it is replayable and immortalized by the internet and other such preservations. In case you know/remember Unus Annus, Deidara would have LOVED Unus Annus while Sasori would be frustrated beyond belief over its intent.

I've actually thought a lot about certain medias I'd share or compare to the themes of different Akatsuki members, and I keep returning to Sasori and Undertale. The idea that you can change a game forever...that a game can change YOU, implicate YOU...even in a medium intended for immediacy and briefness and a "forgetting" of your actions... The concepts of Frisk, Chara, puppeteering a "MC" intended as a self insert...

[cottoncandy-cult]

Little Miracle

Kisame x Child! Reader

I know I write a lot of family stuff, from kids to siblings but I just find it cute. The kind of bond a man can form with his child, regardless of blood. It helps me get out certain ideas and work up inspiration for other things. Can you tell I have family issues yet?

The blue man was walking quietly through the woods, he had returned to the base after a long mission and wanted to take a dip in his favorite lake. It was somewhat near the base but just far enough in the woods to be hidden from anyone following any trail, the male actually greatly enjoyed his alone time. Though when he arrived, he noticed something was different, there was a basket floating on the water. It looked to have been there a bit, but strangely hadn't sunk. As he got closer, he heard soft whining, making him rush more than he was willing to admit. He stripped off his cloak and jumped in, once close enough he drug the basket to the edge of the lake and set it down on land before getting out.

Moving the damp blanket off the basket, he spotted a tiny infant inside. It was wrapped in a pink blanket, so he assumed it was a little girl, her skin was incredibly pale, and her lips had begun to turn blue. He became somewhat aware that her blanket was slightly damp. She was frail and underweight, and for some reason this pissed him off to no end. Sure, he could be blood thirsty, and yes, he has killed A LOT of people. But this was a baby, abandoned to suffer and die in this lake. He was fast to stand and lift the baby quickly, grabbing his cloak the shark man wrapped her up in it and rushed back to the base. He had come in right before a meeting it seemed, meaning everyone was sitting around in the living room. Konan was the first to notice the infant and stood from her spot, seeming alarmed by his appearance and sudden barging in. "Kisame? What's wrong?..." She and Pein approached him, watching as he adjusted his arms to show them the baby girl much more clearly. "I found her floating on the lake..." Konan seemed astonished as she looked at the baby, gently taking her from him and cradling her close. "Poor thing..." She looked to Pein pleadingly, the ginger male gave her a blank look as her eyes remained locked with his. "Fine... We can keep her... Itachi we have a mission for you." He had turned to the male immediately as he spoke in an exacerbated tone, making the weasel roll his eyes. Everyone knew Itachi had practically raised Sasuke, so it was logical he'd be the one sent out to get the things they would likely need.

                 🍼3 Months Later🍼

It had been 3 months since little (Y/N) came into the Akatsuki, Kisame had stepped up as her guardian immediately. Of course, Itachi had been having to teach him how to care for the child, but the shark man didn't mind the work as it was surprisingly taxing and reminded him how long it had been since someone had tested his endurance. (Y/N) loved him like no other, always smiling and giggling when he was around. He had honestly enjoyed it, (Y/N) loved him unconditionally no matter what he did or looked like. Right now, the large man was holding her close to his chest, he was simply wandering around the base in his Pj pants and tank top. It was late at night, and he was trying to put (Y/N) back to sleep, this had become a midnight constant. He was tired but patient, he was a night owl anyways and probably would have just gone out to the lake for a swim if she had stayed asleep.

The other's had surprisingly taken to the little girl, Kakuzu had even taken to bringing her little gifts on his way back from missions. Pein was fine with it because thanks to the little girl teamwork among the organization had increased, thus increasing productivity and income. He grinned as he looked down to see her eyes drifting to a close, one large hand reached up and stroked her cheek gently. "Heh... Our little miracle..."

                   🍡5 Years Later🍡

"Daddy!" Kisame had looked up with a grin, he and Itachi had been away for a week on a mission, and he had missed his little girl. They had been on the trail back to the base, the boulder in front was already in view and so was his little girl. He had stopped, quickly kneeling down and opening his arms. (Y/N)'s smile only widened as she ran right into his embrace, as he lifted her up, she wrapped her legs around his waist and clung to him like a baby koala. "Welcome home daddy." He grinned as she cuddled into him, his footsteps lulling the little girl into sleep before they even made it back to the boulder. "I'm glad to be home... My little Miracle..."

[waffliesinyoface]

The Akatsuki, Ranked by How Normal (and/or insane) They Are

Now, listen. I love the akatsuki. You, dear reader, presumably love the akatsuki.　They’re great. They are also, however, the biggest collection of walking buckwild basket cases to ever exist. So. Lets rank them.

Kisame - he is literally a shark. He is literally a giant blue shark man with face gills and a semi-sentient sword that can eat things. This is our barometer for “normal person” here.

Sasori - i hear you protesting but, hold on. Yes, he has literally turned himself into a puppet man. Not a deal breaker! He’s just. Dedicated. You could have a reasonable conversation with him. Provided you don’t annoy him in some way, and/or don’t qualify for his internal standard of “artistic”, he is no more likely to kill you than any other S-rank criminal ninja. 

Kakuzu - Similar to Sasori in that you could probably survive a conversation with him, but also, he has a lot of anger issues and not a lot of self restraint. “Normal”, but only relative to other ninja.

Deidara - We are now at the point that other ninja are giving you the side eye. Excitable, loud, obnoxious, a little mean, and passionate about art. That by itself would not be out of place on like, any college campus. However he also has mouth hands, a penchant for arson, and the ability & desire to explode anything that looks slightly artistic.

Konan - Not even normal from a distance because no one looks that put together all the time. Flies around with giant paper wings and calls herself god’s angel with a straight face. Genuinely means it. Enters and exits rooms/conversations by turning into paper and fluttering away on the breeze. If you’re not a citizen of Rain Country, your life is of less consequence to her than an ant. Absolutely fucking inscrutable woman.

Zetsu - “isnt zetsu literally a fucking alien plant dude or something?” yeah “doesnt he literally shlorp out of the ground all the time?” yeah “isn’t he actually two people, and frequently talks to himself” yeah “how the fuck is he not the LAST person on this list?” listen to me. the rest are worse.

Itachi - You think he’s normal but then he opens his mouth and oh no,  he’s so not. His plans have plans. None of these plans are good plans, but he will genjutsu you into going along with them anyways. Stabs people in the face while calling himself a pacifist. Logic is a distant relative and he killed all of those. You do Not want to be a target of his affection by any means.

Hidan - He’s an asshole and god loves him for it. Will ritualistically disembowel himself and then complain about the rain five minutes later. Even when viewed through the lens of Jashinist ideology, he is an outlier and should not be counted.

Obito - His plans make no sense and he is basically losing his shit throughout the entire series. Good times. Has weird hangups about kakashi. Got kidnapped by an evil grandpa and was convinced that using the moon to reflect a super genjutsu onto the entire world was Necessary for the Greater Good. Decided to pretend to be Tobi for months, if not years, for ??? reasons, instead of actually advancing his plans. Despite being obviously in his early twenties he decided to tell Pein & Konan (& Itachi) that his true identity was Madara Uchiha, century-old-grandpa, and they fucking bought it.

Pein - Named himself Pein. Because he was in so much pain, you see. His best friend died so he decided the clear and logical thing to do was to pilot his corpse around and call himself god, and also grab like 5 other corpses and dye their hair the same color. That’s a lovely coping mechanism, Pein. You do you, buddy!!

Honorary Mention: Orochimaru - there are not enough words to describe this man adequately. What the fuck, sir.

[tsukuyomii45]

ObiKonan ask! Canon AU. Post war. Obito and Konan live. They fought to the death, basically. How would they overcome that and get together? Is it even possible?

I hope you know how much I love your ObiKonan asks!

I'd like to tackle a few things before I can get to the ObiKonan part - just to set the foundation of this AU. :)

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Alright, so this is definitely a slowburn Enemies to Lovers type of trope.

-Konan would have survived Obito's chokehold and genjutsu after some time, and while she's recovering, she would realize that something is incredibly off about him. The memories of his broken mask that resulted from her ultimate jutsu would make her put 2 and 2 together: Tobi is not the real Madara.

-So we fast-forward to the declaration of war, and then to the Fourth Shinobi World War. Konan makes a very surprising appearance before the mask reveal, and she confirms that he is not the real Madara.

-Konan aids Naruto, Kakashi, and Gai in battling Tobi, who is very surprised to see that Konan survived. Anyways, they fight and fight - then mask reveal happens: Konan is then very shocked to see that the masked man this whole time was someone else - someone who simply roamed with the identity of Madara - and this person bears the name Obito Uchiha.

-Konan would feel enraged by the fact that this man who has scars on his face has fiddled and manipulated her along with Nagato, and potentially catalyzed the death of her love, Yahiko. It turns out that Yahiko's intuition about the masked man they met years ago was correct. Feeling broken by the fact that she played into Obito's game, she falls on her knees in despair. Naturally, Naruto would wake her up with his yelling and talk-no-jutsu, and this sparks Konan's conviction of wanting to fight by Naruto's side.

-As the battle continues, Konan gets to understand more and more of who this Obito Uchiha is, and what his motivations are, and how he is involved with the real Madara Uchiha, the ancestor of the Uchiha Clan, and how he is involved with Kakashi Hatake and Naruto's father.

-That doesn't erase her initial resentment towards him, and after all the scenes that we see in the war, Konan fights against him until he is defeated by Naruto and the alliance, and she is now facing our white-haired DILF who is all broken and paralyzed. She learns more about him, and how Rin's death had broken him, etc.

-Fastforward to the battle with Kaguya, and then the defeat of Kaguya, but this time, Obito also survives. Naruto and Sasuke release the Infinite Tsukuyomi, and everyone is alive, etc. etc. (Note that Konan was captured by the branches of the God Tree and was stuck in her own eternal dream). She witnesses Naruto saying goodbye to his father, Minato, and her heart starts to ache for the boy.

-We move onto their trial, where Konan, Sasuke and Obito are defended by Kakashi and Naruto along with Tsunade. Konan is under house arrest and surveillance, and will not be returning to Amegakure until further notice. Sasuke and Obito would set out together for their journey of redemption.

-Their whole exchange the entire time after the war was cold and silent, with Obito unsure of how to act around Konan, and Konan bearing resentment towards them. So, weeks before Obito and Sasuke would set out for their journey, Obito takes the first step in approaching her - somewhere by a cliff where Konan would be standing, taking in the scenery of the vast forests of The Land of Fire, with little paper cranes gently flying around her.

-Her back would be facing him, while Obito stands a few paces away. Obito breaks the silence, telling her that they can't just keep avoiding each other. Konan scoffs and tells him that it's easier said than done, because thanks to him, her whole life has been nothing but a lie and that he's been laughing at her face for decades.

-Obito tells her that he never forced her to do anything. He never forced her to join him, and that it was her own choice to follow Nagato, who in turn followed him. Konan's paper crane shifts into a kunai, and she immediately fires multiplie paper kunai towards Obito, but it hits the trunk of a tree. Konan is seething with rage as she glares at Obito with unshed tears in her eyes, and she tells him to never speak Nagato's name.

-Obito, unfazed, coldly tells her that she knows it's true. Here, he watches Konan shift and summon her paper wings, and she floats above him. She tells him that she should finish him once and for all, and she could care less what would happen to her because she no longer has anything left to lose, since she's all alone. Obito turns to walk away from her, and he tells her something shocking over his shoulder - "You're not."

-During the absence of Obito and Sasuke, Naruto would usually keep Konan company. Konan doesn't really give face and keeps to herself the entire time she's in Konoha, but she would crack a smile and let loose around Naruto only.

-Eventually, Obito and Sasuke return. Obito seeks out to find Konan once more, and sees her brooding by that cliff. He sits next to her, much to her surprise. Konan doesn't say a word though, and they just spend time like that, in silence. They go on like this for days, where Obito finds Konan, sits with her, and it's just silent, and then he would leave.

-One day, Konan was unable to sleep, and she would roam around Konoha and she would find herself in the cemetery, and she would unexpectedly find Obito kneeling by Rin's grave, silently crying for her. She would conceal herself and watch him, and she would hear the words he's uttering... such as how he wishes she was here, and that he should've just been dead... and he still doesn't understand why he's still alive. This makes Konan's heart tingle in sadness, and she would re-evaluate everything that she's done and thought after she leaves him alone.

-The next time Obito visits and sits next to her, Konan makes a paper crane fly over to his hand, indicating that she means peace. Konan tells him that she will need to take some time to forgive him for everything, but she is not opposed to starting somewhere. She doesn't miss the gentle smile on Obito's face.

-They meet up a few times, and they just start talking. They talk about their regrets, their feelings, their views, and even their hopes. This time, Konan tells him that she wants to know about Obito. Slowly and with a lot of time, Obito tells her about Rin, his lost dream, and how things changed for him. One day, Konan does something that shocks Obito - she vists Rin's grave and offers her silent prayers. This sparks something in Obito's heart, and he finds himself seeking her out even more.

-They start bonding further; Obito takes her around. They go out to quiet restaurants and teahouses. Konan sometimes would visit his humble home, and they'd sit in his balcony and have some tea as they talk about random things, usually about Naruto, where they share light jokes together, etc. Konan starts to slowly open up to him too, and she would smile at him more often, and think about him, and even does things that he likes - such as buying dango to share with him the next time he visits her.

-She talks to him about Yahiko one night, and Obito listens intently. After listening to her describe Yahiko and her love for him, Obito does something bold, which is place his hand over hers, and he'd tell her that he's sorry for everything that went down and that he's gone. He tells her he'd do anything to change everything. Konan then surprises Obito and squeezes his hand, and for the first time ever, she tells him that she forgives him.

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I could go on with this, and yes, they do eventually end up together, but a Postwar AU would make it a rather slow development. :)

(Long story short, they'd technically get together after going on missions and after a few sessions of sparring together, their sexual tension would be released XDD)

I hope you enjoyed this take, though! <3

[amusl02]

Part 1/4 for Halloween

Witches or goths you decide

[sleepysnk]

a/n: welcome back! i know it’s been a while, but we’re back! today marks one year since i posted the beach. it’s hard to believe that we’ve come this far, but i’m so glad to have been on this journey with you all. thank you all for the love and support you’ve given me over this past year! obito and y/n’s story is only going to continue! :) i hope you all enjoy! 🤍 have a great new year everyone!

pairings: obito uchiha x fem!reader

warnings: modern au, fluff, mentions of food, arguing, angst, slut shaming, mentions of past fwb.

The Beach: Chapter Twenty-Seven

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The sound of your alarm blaring beside your bed caused you to jump inside of your bed. Your eyes peeled open almost instantly, revealing the sun pouring its rays into your bedroom. 

It was Monday, and, today, you finally decided to return to school.

After a lot of time on your own, you felt as if it was time for you to get back to your studies. You had been gone for way too long, and you felt like you were at a point mentally to come back for your classes. Most of your professors had been understanding, and they kept you in their classes despite the rules of attendance. You were extremely grateful for them, and they wished you the best of luck. You spent practically all of your Saturday night turning in homework and other assignments that needed to be completed. It took a while, but you eventually finished it all before midnight.

You honestly wanted to put everything behind you. The situation made you upset, but you couldn’t exactly sit around forever. You had to move on, and you weren’t going to let this destroy you anymore. 

Having Konan and Kakashi by your side was a huge help as well. If you didn’t have their help, you wouldn’t know where you’d be. Their support really helped you get out of that dark headspace you spent so much time trying to delete. You honestly needed to thank them more for what they did, because it really meant the world to you that they stood by your side through all of it. It was a lot, but you were starting to feel more comfortable with yourself.

Sitting up in your bed, you reached forward to shut your alarm off. You wanted to make yourself look decent today. You had a basic outfit planned out, but you wanted to add some makeup to that. Feeling extra wasn’t a bad thing anyway. Konan always said looking extra was the best part of anyone's day.

You pulled the covers off of your body. You then placed your feet onto the floor. It had been a long time since you had a morning like this. It honestly gave you some serious deja vu, and you didn’t think you would ever go to class again. Here you were now, finally going to head back to your usual routine. You couldn’t lie and say that you didn’t miss going onto your campus every single day, but you certainly didn’t miss getting new assignments every damn day.

You stretched out your muscles, feeling the relief from sleeping. You rose out of your bed so you could meet Konan who was already awake. She had an early class on Monday, so you knew she was somewhere inside of the apartment. You’d be sad if she fell asleep or something, because she had no clue you were heading back that day.

You placed your hand on the doorknob. You then twisted it so you could pull the door open. The apartment sounded pretty quiet, so it made you wonder if she was home yet. She usually came back to wake you up before everything went down, but those days came to a halt after you refused to go to class.

Stepping out into the hallway, you made your way towards the kitchen. Your thoughts about Konan still being at school were immediately shut down as you saw her sitting at the dining table with her laptop open. She seemed to be typing something on it, and she must have not noticed you. It was pretty much obvious since her AirPods were in, and music was blasting through them. You swore to God that one day she’d go deaf from how loud her music could be.

You walked into the kitchen and stood directly in front of her. Konan noticed your shadow instantly, so she went to pause the music playing in her ears. She was honestly kind of shocked to see you standing there so nonchalantly, and especially that early in the morning.

“What’s up?” she removed one of her earbuds from her ears so she could hear you, “Is everything okay? Did I wake you by accident?”

A chuckle came from your lips at her concern. You honestly couldn’t blame her for being surprised that you were awake right now. The last time you were up this early was weeks ago. Hell, you were even shocked that you were standing before her right now. Though, it was kind of entertaining to watch.

You plopped down in the chair in front of her. “No, I actually wanted to let you know that I’m coming to class today,” you looked down at the table beneath you as you spoke to her.

Her honey-colored eyes widened once the news processed in her head. She never would have imagined you’d actually come back this soon. Konan didn’t mind you taking time for yourself, but she knew school meant a lot to you. You wanted to be a doctor, and it wasn’t like you could mess around all the time and cut class. However, she couldn’t get angry with you over missing a couple of weeks. She knew you needed time to fix yourself, and school would cause you more issues than you needed to have.

She was excited to see you feeling better, because, to be frank, you deserved happiness more than anybody else. 

Konan couldn’t even look Obito in the eyes once she discovered what he had done to you. She was beyond angry with him, and seeing him on campus made it worse. She couldn’t wrap her head around on how he ghosted you like you were nothing to him. What made her blood boil was the fact that he walked around as if he didn’t do a single thing to you, while you suffered alone and took the brunt force of his actions.

Konan wished the worst for him, and she did not regret saying that.

Standing up, she came around to give you a tight hug. Her chest was practically shoved against your face. “I’m so proud of you, my best friend,” she rocked her body around as she squeezed the life out of your head, “I really am.. you don’t even know how much I love you,”

You reached upward to place your hand on her arm. A warm smile crept onto your features at her words. You didn’t know where you’d be if Konan wasn’t by your side. You never thought that you’d ever get a best friend as amazing as her. She truly was the most amazing soul you had ever met.

“Thank you, Konan, I love you too..” you leaned your head against her chest, hearing the faint sound of her heart beating within her ribcage.

She kissed the top of your head and stepped backwards so she could look at you. “Well, what are you waiting for?! Let’s get you ready! We need to show all of those students that you are the sexiest bitch on campus!” she started talking with her hands which made you giggle. Konan had the funniest habits sometimes.

You turned your body to face her. “Fine! I have class soon anyway, so let me go and get ready,” you stood up, “And I am not the sexiest bitch on campus, you are!”

Konan whipped her head around to look towards you. She started laughing, and so did you. Seeing you happy made her heart swell. There hadn’t been a moment like this between the two of you in such a long time. It felt sweet, and almost nostalgic in a way. Knowing that your laughter and your smiles weren’t fake made Konan relieved. You were getting through all of this. You had to be the strongest person she knew.

She rolled her eyes, crossing her arms over her chest. “Now you’re really lying! But, girl, you need to hurry your butt up so we can leave!” she walked towards you to place her hands on your shoulders.

You shook your head, a few more giggles slipped from your lips as she shook your shoulders as hard as she could. “Okay, okay! Let me get ready then. I already have my outfit and stuff planned, so don’t you worry,” you lifted your hands up defensively.

Konan removed her hands off of your body. She clapped her hands softly with excitement filling her eyes. “Yay! I can’t wait to see it! I’ll be waiting in here for you,” she went towards her chair to sit down. She hadn’t seen you dress up in a long time, and you always looked so amazing whenever you did. Konan would kiss you if she could. 

You turned around so you could head to your bedroom. You had exactly one hour before you had to leave for class, so you wanted to take advantage of all of that time. There was euphoria  bursting throughout your entire body. Things were really starting to look up for you, and you couldn’t wait to get back to it.

For once, you couldn’t wait to head back to school.

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After some time, you finally finished preparing yourself for school. Your outfit wasn’t too crazy or anything, but you were dressed nicely. Your makeup was also done, and you wore some of your favorite jewelry. You almost felt as if you were unrecognizable because of how different you looked compared to before. It wasn’t bad, no, you genuinely liked how you appeared in the mirror compared to before.

You sprayed some of your Marc Jacobs perfume onto your skin. The sweet scent filled your nose, making you feel satisfied with your look. Fixing the last of your outfit, you grabbed your phone to place it in your pocket. All you needed to grab was your backpack which was in the living room where you left it all those weeks ago.

You stepped out of your bedroom. You then decided to walk to the kitchen where Konan was. Your ears picked up on the sound of her playing videos on her phone. 

Konan’s attention left her phone almost immediately when she saw you standing in the door frame of the kitchen. A smile formed on her cheeks when her eyes landed on you. She had to admit, you looked like such a beauty like that. There was nobody else that could compare to how beautiful you looked. 

“Ah! I love it! You look so amazing, (Y/N)!” she rushed over so she could inspect your outfit a bit more deeper. 

You wore a cute baby blue plaid skirt that stopped just above mid-thigh. Your top consisted of a white body-suit that you purchased a while ago from one of the stores near your town. The top of the suit had a plunging neckline, so your breasts could be seen perfectly. It was a long sleeve as well, so your arms were covered up. Konan hadn’t seen you wear that kind of outfit before, so she was definitely digging the new set.

Your jewelry was quite magnificent as well. Around your neck, you wore a silver necklace that had a heart along with it. It had a small diamond in the center, which shined in the lighting. There were also two bracelets around your wrists that were gifted to you by your mother a long time ago. Several charms hung onto the band, and it was a nice add to make your outfit look prettier.

You looked downward at your outfit. “Are you sure? What if it’s too extra?” you were kind of unsure on what you were wearing mainly because you didn’t want weirdos talking about it on campus. 

Konan’s hands went to your arms. “Yes, I’m sure! Now stop saying those things about yourself! Extra is better! We need to head to class anyway,” she squeezed you tightly to try and convince you to keep that outfit on. The last thing she’d want is for you to rip the whole thing off and change your mind. 

You stood there for a brief couple of seconds wondering if you wanted to change or not, but, ultimately, you decided to stay in your outfit. You weren’t about to spend more time than you needed to find an outfit. It had already taken you enough time to find the one you were currently wearing, so you decided to keep it. Plus, you didn’t really give a shit if people talked or stared. You looked amazing, and their opinions didn’t matter. 

“Fine! Let me go grab my backpack and we can leave,” you let out a sigh before turning to head towards the living room. Konan practically bounced off of the damn walls when she heard that you were sticking with your original outfit plan.

Walking into the living area, you spotted your sage green backpack slumped against the couch. 

It had been quite some time since you last touched your bag. Your mind vaguely replayed the memory of when you dropped it onto the ground the Friday before Obito came over. So much had changed since that time, and you were shocked at how you had no idea that all of these things would happen to you in such little time. However, you were done dwelling on the past. Obito was gone, and you were ready to move on.

You reached downward, slinging your backpack over your shoulder. In the kitchen, you could briefly hear the sound of Konan’s keys jingling. You couldn’t lie, you were honestly super nervous to head back to your classes. You were caught up in all of your classes, but you didn’t know what your other friends would say. 

Most, if not all of your classmates hadn’t seen you in weeks. Hell, you received messages from people you barely spoke to. It was nice, but they would never understand the things you were going through. That was the main reason why you never told them the truth. You always made something up whenever they asked, because you preferred to not relive the tale inside of your head. 

However, you were ready to get back to it. 

You walked towards the exit of your apartment where Konan was standing. She clicked her phone off once she realized you were there. “Do you have everything?” she nodded her head to the side.

Your brain went through a mental checklist of everything you needed for class. You had pretty much everything inside of your bag, and you could always come back during your free period if you did possibly forget something. Though, you highly doubted that considering the fact that you placed all of your items in your backpack the evening prior.

It felt like you were going to your first day of school or something.

You gave Konan a thumbs up. She smiled softly and turned to open the door to your apartment. The cool air from the hallway brushed along your exposed ankles, causing you to shiver from the chill. The scene before you felt nostalgic again. You hadn’t been outside of your apartment in weeks, and this was the first time you were going to be outside in a long time. Deep down, you knew that the light from the sun would feel great.

You and Konan both stepped out into the corridor. The door behind you closed softly, in which Konan went to lock it with her key. Once she felt the lock click, she turned around to face you. That look was your queue to start heading down the hallway to the main entrance. You could feel deja vu creeping over you again. 

“Let’s get off to class, shall we?”

-

Arriving on campus made your stomach do flips. You hadn’t been there in a few weeks, and it honestly felt like you were a stranger to the place. 

But, that school before you was like your second home. You loved being there, and you wished that the image of it wasn’t tarnished due to the events you went through. However, Obito wasn’t the person who defined the school. Hell, you probably wouldn’t ever lay your eyes on him ever again. You couldn’t lie and say that Obito didn’t cross your mind on the way to campus. You wondered if you’d see him. What would he do? What would you do?

However, you didn’t have a single thing to say to him. Obito told you all those days ago that he wanted nothing to do with you anymore, and he didn’t want to hear from you again. He ghosted you, and that was a decision he made. You didn’t care anymore, and you were better off without Obito in your life.

You were aware of who you needed in your life, and he wasn’t one of them.

Slamming the door to Konan’s car, you looked at all of the students who were heading to their classes or leaving to go wherever they needed to be. You couldn’t lie to yourself and say you didn’t miss seeing some of them every Monday morning. 

The air was dry for once. Despite the temperatures being in the low eighties, it didn’t feel moist or gross outside. You honestly enjoyed that kind of weather, because that meant you weren’t going to sweat your ass off. Though, it was still kind of hot outside from the sun being high in the sky like that. There also wasn’t a single cloud lingering around.

Konan came beside you with her water bottle in her left hand. “Ready?” she raised her eyebrows in curiosity. She was honestly excited to see you up and at it again. She was also aware that your friends were absolutely dying to see you. 

Deidara and Sasori were particularly worried after they noticed your sudden absence. They were, however, too nervous to reach out. Despite their easy-approachable personalities, they didn’t want to bother you. They didn’t have a huge idea of what was going on with you, but the two had a pretty good understanding there was a specific person that was involved in that. Neither of them were very happy to hear it.

“Yeah, let’s go,” your eyes traveled to where Konan was standing right by you. She had this small smile on her features that gave you a bit of confidence to move forward.

The both of you proceeded to head towards the main fountain in front of campus. Many of the student body sat around it, talking and laughing amongst their friends. There were others sitting on the grass near the gardens, enjoying the gorgeous weather. It was such a lively campus, and that’s one of the many reasons why you loved going there. The beauty was enough to captivate anyone who toured the place.

As you walked on the concrete sidewalk, you began to wonder what you’d be doing in your classes throughout the day. You had to meet with a couple of your professors to talk about getting caught up on your work. Although that isn’t really a thing at your university, most of them were understanding and they offered their help to make sure you don’t fail.

You were very grateful for them, so you appreciated it a lot.

You and Konan walked inside of the main building. The cool air wrapped around your bodies, removing any heat that remained on your skin. It felt really relieving, and you were glad to finally be out of the sun.

Konan walked beside you as you both made your way around the corridors. “I’ll walk you to your first class. I don’t have to be at mine for a little while anyway,” her eyes flickered from the clock on the wall to you. 

“Hey! (Y/N)!”

The two of you both paused in the hallway to turn around. Your eyes grew wide when you saw Deidara rushing towards you with Sasori trailing behind him. You hadn’t seen the two boys in such a long time, and, being honest, you missed seeing their faces on a daily basis. They often entertained you whenever your mood felt sour.

“Hey! It’s so nice to see you,” you waved at the blonde boy as he stopped in front of you. Deidara seemed genuinely happy to see you. He vaguely remembered not seeing you for a while, and he was very concerned. 

He placed his hand onto his hip. “It’s great to see you too!” he had this wide smile that made you feel happiness, “My man Sasori and I were worried for a little while,”

The red-head which was behind him joined his side within seconds. “Yeah, we were pretty worried about you. I hope everything is okay, because we do care about you. You’re a good person,” he softly grinned at you. His tone was reassuring, and you honestly had no clue he cared that much. Sasori was a guy who shared little words, and, whenever he did, they were almost always true.

You couldn’t help but feel good about that. 

You played with the bracelet around your wrist. “Thank you, Sasori, I appreciate that a lot,” your expression changed to a warm one as you spoke.

Deidara crossed his arms over his chest. He almost looked like a child who was pouting over a toy they couldn’t get. “I care about you too, you know!” he rolled his eyes playfully. 

You and Konan both exchanged looks with one another at his behavior. For several seconds, you both tried to hold in your laughter, but, ultimately, you failed and started laughing. Sasori even let out a few chuckles at his friend's behavior. He thought it was kind of hilarious to see him pouting like that.

Wiping away a tear, you shook your head to compose yourself. “That was funny.. but, on a real note, I appreciate you guys a lot. Thank you for the reassurance,” you looked at the two boys with a genuine smile on your face.

“I hate to be the person to end the conversation.. but your class starts like.. five minutes from now,” Konan chimed in, showing you the time on her Apple Watch. 

You saw that she was right. You didn’t want to show up late anyway, so you’d have to continue your conversation with Deidara and Sasori a little later. You didn’t mind at all though, because you did want to catch up with them.

“See you guys later!” Deidara began to back away, and Sasori slowly followed after him. 

As the two both walked away, you and Konan waved at them. You honestly couldn’t wait to fill them in on everything they missed. Maybe you could plan a little hang out at your apartment to get them all together. It’d be perfect for you, and it’d help you grow out of that shitty headspace with more people around you. It could be sort of a thank you to everybody who assisted you with everything that happened.

Maybe you could invite Kakashi too.

Turning around, you and Konan continued your route to the lecture hall. You were honestly super nervous to see your professor again. He was a very understanding man, but you weren’t sure how he was going to act when he saw you in person again. You hoped deep down that he wouldn’t call you out like other teachers did.

Your eyes landed on the familiar door of the same lecture hall you were always in on Monday mornings. There were a few of your classmates sitting outside of the entrance on their phones, choosing to not pay attention to anything around them. You honestly didn’t blame them either. You were that student many times, and they were probably secretly judging you for being extra. 

Okay, highly unlikely. You really needed to get yourself in check.

As soon as you reached the door, you saw a group of students making their way out of the lecture hall. Their class must have been over, and they all seemed genuinely thankful that it was complete for the day. It was kind of funny. 

You weren’t paying much attention to the students walking past you, but there was one student who immediately recognized you and they were not very pleased.

It was Rin.

Once her eyes landed on you standing outside in the hallway, all of her anger bubbled like a pot on a hot stove. She couldn’t believe she’d actually see you in person. You looked so.. content with yourself. There wasn’t a single thing wrong with you. She could see how genuine your smile was while you talked with your friend beside you. How could you seem so.. unbothered? You were wearing a cute outfit, and standing there so nonchalantly. You didn’t seem like you had a care in the world.

That’s what made her angrier. You acted as if you didn’t do a single thing, while Obito and Kakashi suffered for it. 

No, she was done staying silent. She was beyond tired with not saying a single thing, and letting you walk around innocently.  

Rin knew she had to take this into her own hands. Nobody else was going to do it for her, and somebody needed to tell you the goddamn truth. You were at fault for everything that happened between their friendship. It wasn’t right that they all had to break apart because of your idiotic actions.

Taking a deep breath, Rin practically speed walked towards you. At first, she didn’t even notice that her feet were moving until she saw herself standing directly in front of you. She could feel her heart slamming against her ribcage and her hands were trembling. She wasn’t scared of you, no, it was the fury that was threatening to fall any moment that was giving her body these reactions. She didn’t know if she was going to hold back against you, but she wanted to try to at least.

“Can I talk to you in private for a second?”

For a brief second, you were caught off guard by the voice beside you. Hell, you didn’t even see her until you turned your head to see who was speaking to you. It took you a few moments to realize that standing next to you was Rin Nohara. The girl who was in a trio with Obito and Kakashi. 

You knew who Rin was, but you never had a single interaction with her. Whenever you’d see her with Obito and Kakashi, she was always smiling with them. You knew they had a very close friendship with one another, and Obito had mentioned her on numerous occasions. However, he never mentioned Rin knowing anything about you. It wouldn’t be an overstatement to say that she had no idea that you existed. 

Confused, your eyebrows knitted almost instantly. Your brain began to buzz with curiosity as to why she wanted to talk with you. 

Konan’s eyes briefly flashed towards where Rin was standing. She was becoming quite puzzled as to why the hell she came up to you like that. Sure, Konan was well aware of who Rin was, but what the fuck did she want from you? It’s not like she’s ever seen the two of you chat before, so, unless there was something she didn’t know, this didn’t sit right with her at all.

You looked towards Konan for a second then you placed your attention back on Rin. “Sure.. I guess,” you adjusted your hold on your backpack so it felt more secure on your shoulders. Being honest, you didn’t know what she was going to say. The uncertainty was driving you crazy, and you didn’t know what to do.

Rin stepped away from you and headed towards the hallway just around the corner. Konan narrowed her eyes as she watched the two of you disappear behind the wall. She didn’t know what Rin was up to, but there was a side of Konan that knew it wasn’t good. She was able to read vibes and auras very well, and Rin’s did not seem pleasant at all. It was throwing her off too, so she decided to stay close. 

Konan didn’t give two shits if she was questioned. You were her best friend. There was no way she’d let something bad happen to you because of some weird fake preppy girl.

Rin turned around so she could face you. She could feel all of her emotions rushing through her all at once. Seeing you looking absolutely stupid in front of her made her even more furious than she was before. She never thought she’d ever have to have a conversation like that with you. 

“You have some damn nerve, you know that?” her voice was serious, and it felt like venom was falling off of her lips. It honestly took you back. You weren’t expecting her to speak to you like that, but you weren’t about to let it slide. 

You swallowed thickly, making sure you were confident when you spoke. “Excuse me? What the hell are you talking about? I’m sorry.. but could you explain? None of this makes sense,” you looked straight at her as the words came from your mouth. There was so much going through you at once. 

Your response only made Rin more angry. You acting like a complete idiot was making it worse for her, and it was annoying. “I’m not explaining a single damn thing! You should be completely aware of what you’ve done. Stop acting like some stupid idiot! You don’t get to act that way. You aren’t some victim like you fucking claim to be,” she started to grow more aggressive, and you honestly didn’t know what to say. 

“Rin, I-”

“No! I feel like you have no idea what you did fucked with every one of us!” she cut you off, “You just had to go and fuck him, huh?! You couldn’t keep your paws off of Kakashi because Obito left you? You were so desperate that you did it again!”

Now you were even more confused than before.

Your mind began to replay the day you last saw Kakashi at your apartment. The two of you didn’t have sex at all. Sure, things did get very touchy, but neither of you got to the point where there were any clothes flying off. You also wondered how Rin found out the two of you were together. Did Kakashi tell her? Did she see him leaving your place?

You had many questions, but there wasn’t a single answer.

You decided you needed to stand your ground. You couldn’t let her keep speaking to you like that. There was a motive for all of this, and you were going to figure it out.

“Rin, I’m going to be honest with you, I don’t have a single clue about what you’re talking about. Kakashi and I never did anything of the sort! I don’t know why you’re coming at me for something I didn’t even do,” you started, “And what does Obito have to do with this?”

Your words flowed into her head, causing even more of her fury to worsen. The cluelessness you were portraying was making her want to punch you. It sounded bad, but it was getting to that point. She didn’t want to be physical, but she had no problem doing so.

She bawled up her fist, her eyes flashing upwards towards you. You could see everything swirling around her pupils. “Are you seriously acting stupid again? My god, (Y/N), Obito was right about you! You’re just some stupid fucking slut!” 

Your mouth fell open, but there wasn’t a single word that came from it. At first, you didn’t know what to do and it felt as if your brain went blank. How were you supposed to react? Obito.. really said those things about you? No, there was no way he’d ever call you that. He was never the type to call people those kinds of names. However, judging by Rin’s reaction, it didn’t seem like she was lying.

“That’s enough, you better shut your fucking mouth,”

Your eyes finally lifted off of the floor to see Konan standing in front you. She did not seem happy either, and there was this scary look in her eyes. You hadn’t seen that type of expression on her before, and, being honest, it gave you chills. She seemed genuinely angry, and you could practically see it fuming off of her.

Rin cocked her head to the side once she saw Konan there. “I dunno who you are, but this is a conversation between (Y/N) and I. I don’t think I asked for you to come and interject,” she stared at her with annoyance heavy in her eyes. 

Konan let out a laugh. There was no way she was about to take that. She may have not known Rin very well, but she shouldn’t have been talking with you like that. It was unnecessary, and she wasn’t about to let it slide. Hell no.

“Excuse me? You’re the one creating a scene in a public hallway. I don’t care if this is a conversation between the two of you or not. (Y/N) is my best friend, and you have some fucking nerve coming to her and calling her a slut. I’m sorry, but I am not letting you get away with something like that,” she crossed her arms over her chest.

Silence enveloped the atmosphere around you. Rin didn’t look like she knew what she wanted to say. You were also at a loss for words. Everything she had told you was running through your mind so quickly you could barely keep up with it. You didn’t even have the energy to open your mouth. All you could do was stare into space while everything went down. 

You honestly didn’t have a single clue on what you should do or think.

“What the hell are you standing there for? Go! I don’t want to see you mess with her again. If I do, I will seriously come for you. Don’t fucking mess with her,” Konan snapped at her randomly, causing you to practically jump out of your skin. She seemed to have gotten the message, because, shortly after, Rin scoffed and walked away from the two of you. She left your presence quite quickly too. This left only you and Konan in the hallway by yourselves.

Turning around to face you, Konan’s face softened. She could see the shift in your mood, and you genuinely seemed upset. There was a tug inside of her chest at that realization, and she quickly stepped forward to see if you were okay. 

“(Y/N), are you-”

“H-He.. Obito, he.. he actually said those things about me..” you didn’t even look up at her. You felt as if you weren’t even there, and it felt like you were stuck in some illusion.

The absolute shock of hearing that Obito called you those kinds of names made you feel sick to your stomach. The familiar feeling of nausea started to creep over you again, and it seemed as if you were having deja vu. All of your emotions were thrown off and dropped back at square one where you started. How could Obito say those kinds of things about you? You never imagined he’d ever speak about you in such a disgusting manner.

He actually saw you as a slut?

It made you wonder if Obito found out about the night you spent with Kakashi. Rin had mentioned it, but you swore that Kakashi didn’t say a single word. He wouldn’t ever spill your secrets like that.. would he?

You didn’t know what to believe. 

You also didn’t understand why this hurt you so much. You consistently told yourself that you didn’t care about Obito anymore, so you began to question why his words shattered you like glass. You could feel your chest tightening up. This wasn’t okay, you weren’t okay at all. Being at school was making you feel worse. You had to leave, there was no way you could do this anymore. You wanted to escape this mess.

Taking a deep breath, you tried your best to hold it all in. You didn’t want to burden Konan, and, most of all, you didn’t want people to see you like that.

“I’m gonna.. go, okay?” you tried your best to put on a fake smile. 

Konan’s eyebrows knitted instantly, and she could see your facial expression changing. You weren’t happy, if anything, you looked like you were about to burst into tears. The look was so familiar to her, and she felt so bad. 

She reached forward to touch you, but you backed away before her fingers could make contact with your shirt. “(Y/N).. no, please, don’t go home yet. You haven’t even gone through the entire day! Please, don’t do this,” she stepped closer, “I’m here for you, don’t let what he said get to you. Don’t listen to Rin.. she’s just some weirdo..”

You shook your head, feeling tears brimming in your eyes. As quickly as you could, you turned away and headed down the hallway. Your feet felt heavy, and you were so panicked by everything. This wasn’t how you imagined your first day back to go, and you were so disappointed by it all. 

All you knew was that you wanted to get out of this place.

[ladykissingfish]

so one of you requested this in my inbox, and you used your actual name. you put some personal stuff in your ask that I wasn’t sure you’d want to be made public, so I’m not going to put your name here. but here’s what you asked; I hope this is what you meant 😊

The Akatsuki’s Reaction to A Break-Up

Itachi

Unfortunately, Itachi’s self-esteem is already so low that a break-up for him is something that he prepared himself for more than the relationship itself. He’s the type to vocalize his desire to stay friends with his ex, even if that person doesn’t want the same thing. The first few days after the breakup will be the most difficult for him, but his behavior will be so subtle that the others will barely notice. The most striking and tell-tale sign that he’s going through it will be that this infamous insomniac will actually start sleeping more, even going so far as to take naps during the day. Itachi isn’t the type to seek out the comfort of friends when something like this is bothering him, instead choosing to keep his pain to himself and only briefly talking about it when asked. He’ll eventually pull himself out of his funk and go back to normal, although the scar on his heart prevents him from seeking out another relationship for a long, long time.

Zetsu

Doesn’t take relationships seriously to begin with; if anything, he’s with the other person simply to alleviate boredom/have a good time. When the other person breaks up with him, there aren’t any hard feelings involved on his part, and he bounces back almost as if nothing had happened at all. He’s always been the type to treat his lovers more like friends, and that dynamic will likely continue even after the romantic part has died.

Hidan

Is most likely to be the one to initiate a break-up rather than be broken up with himself. Hidan’s religion doesn’t offer much (if any) room for love and attachment to anything other than Lord Jashin, and being with someone will weigh heavily on Hidan’s mind until he decides to end things. Part of this is actually a sort kindness; he recognizes that to an outsider, his religion can be viewed as disturbing and macabre, and he doesn’t want to drag somebody else into his hectic (and violent) lifestyle. But despite the romantic relationship being over, Hidan isn’t above contacting the other person every now and then for a casual, no strings attached encounter.

Kakuzu

Another one who will be more likely to initiate the break-up then the alternative. There will never be a time in the old guy’s life where money isn’t the bottom line for him, and being with someone else is no exception to that rule. Dates, gifts, time spent with the other that takes away time that could be used to hunt bounties … all of that is costing him. He’ll be as kind as possible to the other person when breaking up with them, but the message is pretty clear. He’ll likely feel mild pangs of regret for several days after the end of the relationship, but in the end he’ll shake it off and carry on with business as usual.

Obito

Oh, God. Obito is someone who feels things very deeply, and being in love with someone is a head rush for him. Obito would never leave someone, no matter how they treated him. Others will recognize this in him and some will take advantage of his sweet and giving nature. When he’s broken up with, he’s absolutely devastated. He won’t leave the house/his room for days, he’ll stop bathing, he’ll barely eat and the things he does eat is mostly junk food or candy … it takes several members of the Akatsuki to rally around him to pull him out of his depression. Konan will be there to comfort and nurture him, Deidara will be there to offer a kind of “suck it up”/tough love approach, and Itachi will offer him empathy (the Uchiha clan is revered for many things, one of the highest among them being their capacity to feel and experience love, so Itachi will be the only one who knows EXACTLY how Obito feels). It’ll take a few weeks, but eventually Obito will go back to the way he always was, much to everyone’s relief.

Kisame

One will always know when Kisame has been broken up with, when he announces he’s going on a trip. He’ll pack a suitcase and take off for an indefinite amount of time. He does this because he needs to clear his head after his heartbreak, and he never wants to burden the others with his pain or his emotions. While he’s gone he won’t really keep in contact with anyone except Itachi, who will call him every day to check up on him. He uses his time alone to sleep, to cry, and, once the initial hurt fades, to wear himself out. Hiking, skiing, mountain climbing, jogging … anything that gets him sweating and his adrenaline pumping is something that he seeks out, in order to distract his mind. He’ll eventually return home renewed and ready to go on, and the others are always happy to see him back.

Nagato

Is a bit like Itachi in that he expects a breakup from the very start, and is so prepared for it that he doesn’t quite feel the impact as strongly as he could. Life is pain, as he likes to tell people, and losing a love is a part of that pain. Doesn’t change his habits any and nobody would even know he’s suffering in any way … except for Konan, who knows him better than anybody. She’ll sit with him and get him to open up about what and how he feels. Konan has always been the only living person in the world that Nagato had cried in front of, and there’s no exception to this rule now. He’ll cry, Konan will hold him, and after awhile the two will spend time watching movies or tv, and slowly easing Nagato into a better headspace.

Konan

Konan is an eraser. When she’s broken up with, or she ends a relationship herself, she wants to forget any sign that the person ever existed. That means throwing out love letters or drawings, that means deleting the person’s contact information from all of her devises. It means getting rid of pictures, it means no more watching shows that she watched with the other person, or going to places they once went to. Her only goal is to stave off hurt by pretending that the other person never existed … although this doesn’t last for very long. After she’s calmed down a bit, she can reach out to the other person and get whatever closure she needs, in order to move on. Konan is also a comfort eater when she’s sad, and will break her diet to indulge in any and every decadent treat imaginable. And she won’t be alone; every single other member of the house will be with her at some point, whether to comfort, or cry, or eat, or trash-talk her now-ex.

Deidara

Deidara is the guy who initially can’t accept a breakup. He assumes the other person is just mad at him for something he’s done, and that their break-up really isn’t an ending at all, but a “short break”. Will send the other person countless messages, flowers, teddy bears, and candy, to try and get back in their good graces. When it finally sinks in that it’s permanent, he’s quite upset about it. He goes over and over in his head all the things that he felt he did wrong, or ways that he just wasn’t good enough. Will call his ex and ask for reasons as to why their relationship didn’t work out, and keep those things in his head, to improve on for his next relationship. Is also the type to make drastic changes to his appearance after a breakup, like dying or cutting his hair, or making changes to his wardrobe. Has to be talked out of his more impetuous urges, like getting a tattoo, by Sasori or Konan.

Sasori

Sasori will be the one broken up with. Not because he treated his partner in anyway bad. In fact, it would be quite the opposite; Sasori would have been uncharacteristically kind, loving and attentive. Always asking his partner how they feel, inquiring about their day, etc. But after awhile, Sasori’s partner will have begun to notice certain … things. Like Sasori constantly touching their face and commenting on his smooth their skin is. Being really pushy when it comes to healthy eating because “it makes your body last longer”. And there will have been quite a few times when Sasori’s partner will wake up in the middle of the night and find Sasori sitting in a chair by the bed, staring intently at them in the dark. The person will eventually decide to leave Sasori, because they start to get the ((sadly correct)) suspicion that Sasori had been making plans to turn them into one of his puppets. Sasori will take the breakup with dignity, but silently lament the fact that more people don’t understand his way of thinking. After all, if you care for someone, why wouldn’t you want that person to last forever?

[cecil-marethyu]

So, I’ve been exploring the various Sakura ships for a few months now and I was curious to see how many fics there are of each ship on ao3 as of December 12, 2020. I also wanted to see what the main type of fic written for each ship is because some are more inclined to one-shots or more plot intensive fics. This definitely won’t be all of her ships because I won’t put it past myself to forget one. The only disparities present in the numbers should be that I forgot I had the language filter set to English and it doesn’t factor in whether the ships are the main focus of the stories or only a side ship. Anyways, let’s see how this turns out.

45. Chojuro: 1 This spot could be held by several different ships, but I’ve actually read one-shots that include this guy, and I’m weirdly partial to Kiri-nin. Moving on

44. Jiraiya: 3 Includes a Jiraiya/Sakura/Kakashi smut shot if anyone is interested, I obviously was

43. Zabuza: 5 I’ve been trash for this man since the first time I saw him, so my wish fulfillment desires more regardless of how illogical it is, but I’ll take what I can get

42. Haku: 6

41. Fugaku: 6 Some of you may be wondering why there are six fics pairing Sakura with Sasuke’s dad. The real question is why not?

40. Asura Ootsutsuki: 6 Don’t know anything about this man, but I am reading a fic called halcyon days

39. Suigetsu: 7

38. Kimimaro: 7 Highly recommend Marrow

37. Kabuto: 8 Personally wouldn’t touch this man with a 39 ½ foot pole, but what you read isn’t my business

36. Zetsu: 14

35. Tsunade: 16

34. Konan: 16

33. Orochimaru: 17 This one physically pained me to look up, but you know what, read whatever the fuck you want.

32. Indra Ootsutsuki: 17 Once again, I’ve only ever read halcyon days

31. Shino: 20 A guilty pleasure to be honest

30. Kakuzu: 21

29. Izuna: 21 I’m absolutely trash for A Stitch in Time. It’s 440K+ of slowburn Founders/Sakura, and it’s not finished yet.

28. Pein: 22

27. Temari: 28

26. Yamato: 28 Honestly… a lot hornier than I was expecting the first time I looked it up. Apparently, he has bde, and we all know what that leads to. At least two one-shots that include Kakashi and Genma as well. Lowkey wish there were more story based fics out there

25. Hashirama: 37 Once again, A Stitch in Time

24. Hidan: 41

23. Tenten: 42

22. Obito: 47 Another guilty pleasure I have no explanation for

21. Akastuki: 48 I’m honestly trash for anything that includes Akastuki and Sakura being roommates. Neither one is finished but I really like And they were roommates and Inkful. Sweetheart (frat house Akastuki and sweetheart Sakura) is intriguing because I know jack-shit about Greek life. Pink Clouds is my shit

20. Genma: 49

19. Minato: 55

18. Kiba: 70 Another weakness of mine

17. Deidara: 71

16. Kisame: 77 I’ll reiterate that Pink Clouds is my shit. Also, a set of connected kisasaku and itasaku oneshots starting with Never Let Me Go is very precious to me.

15. Tobirama: 85 Opposite problem I have with Yamato. The perv in me wants more smutty one-shots, but its been a while since I looked through the tag, so I could be wrong

14. Neji: 85 A guilty pleasure I have no explanation for. Shikasakuneji is a thing, and I have no idea where it came from, but I fuck with it

13. Sai: 104 Got a soft spot for this one

12. Shisui: 174 

11. Sasori: 183

10. Rock Lee: 198

9. Hinata: 202

8. Gaara: 259 Quite a few fics that have over 100k words. Can’t think of anything off the top of my head, but I love Gaara.

7. Shikamaru: 284 Surprising reoccurrence of yandere Shikamaru? Like, it probably only shows up in two or three fics, and is probably more prevalent in other ships, but I was still surprised by its presence.

6. Madara: 286 Honestly need to explore this ship more. Homeward though

5. Itachi: 510

4. Naruto: 842

3. Ino: 859

2. Kakashi: 1566 The ship that got me into this mess to begin with

1. Sasuke: 3660

This is... useless information and was not a productive use of my time, but it exists now for any who are curious. It was kind of cool to see how the numbers compare though

[animeyanderelover]

Can you write if they discovered that their girlfriend has a monster inside her with ten tails, s/o is a million times stronger than Madara and she can also bring people back to life without setting any restrictions, meaning that they survive (Tobirama Itachi Sasori Konan Pein Deidara) I love everything you write!

The truth is I was just watching your blog because you write about Diabolik lovers, but I liked what you wrote about Naruto so he became a fan

It fills me with joy to hear this, I plan on adding a couple of more fandoms anyways, though I might need a while until I finished them. I’m also kind of mad because there isn’t enough stuff regarding Diabolik Lovers.

Tw: Yandere themes, unhealthy mindset, unhealthy relationship, possessiveness, obsessiveness, delusions, threatening, blackmailing, manipulating, overprotectiveness

The monster inside

Tobirama Senju

🌊Tobirama strikes me as the type who would discover something like this pretty early on given the fact that he is a sensory type, an exceptionally talented one as well. And whilst it sounds pretty rude, he will somewhat start checking whether this monster of yours is sealed rightfully and safe inside of you and if you can control it or not. He starts deducing if you are a potential threat to his village or not, though he knows if you unleash this power, you’ll be almost invincible, your monster possessing ten tails and being extremely powerful, stronger than the nine tailed fox his village is in ownership off. He confronts you about this instantly since in his opinion it’s irresponsible to keep such a thing a secret. WhT if you would lose control and would let this monster out? No one would even be able to react. It of course also depends on if you knew about this as well or not because if you didn’t know either, he’ll turn all his ire to whoever sealed this thing inside of you.

🌊He’s somewhat devastated in his own way to find out what you have inside of you and the pressure and loneliness it can put on you if people find out about this. His reaction to the persons responsible for this is, to be frank, terrifying and even more so if you didn’t even know about it. He knows that many people who are made jinchuuriki don’t really have a saying I the matter, but it’s his darling we’re talking about and he downright just threatens them to give him informations about the seal, the ten tailed beast inside of you and everything regarding you.

🌊He ends up keeping it a secret, though informing the council and the most important people of the village and afterwards it’s just chaos because people are either terrified or thrilled upon knowing this or both. It’s no surprise, they thought they had already with the Kyuubi the most powerful tailed beast, but finding out that you have a ten-tailed beast inside of you blows everyone’s mind. They won’t kill you, not without knowing what might happen if they try to do so and it isn’t like Tobirama will let them either. Whilst it is decided that this will be kept a secret at first, the truth will most likely be made at one point public because after your death a new jinchuuriki will have to be chosen. Tobirama starts seeking advice from Mito who is a jinchuuriki as well and the Uzumaki clan in general since they’re known for their sealing jutsus.

🌊He grows somewhat more protective, knowing that people like you are made so easily targets and especially since you carry the strongest tailed beast of all around, rival villages will try to take you and bring you and the beast inside of you under control. I would say that the fact that you are able to bring the dead back alive without any sort of restrictions might have been the inspiration for him to use Edp Tensei. But he isn’t someone who would force you into using this ability which is why he will keep this fact a secret for lifetime because he just sees how much people would end up abusing this power, using your power to bring back every shinobi who might die on missions and decreasing casualties to nothing. He would even stop you from using this power carelessly. He might have ended up becoming a bit desperately after his brother’s death since he cared a lot about his big brother.

Sasori

🦂Sasori is a worshipper in his own sense and he would most likely discover the sealing mark on your body whilst examining it. Sounds creepy, but he does uses your body as a preference for his puppets and for that it happens more than once that he demands from his darling to strip naked. At the very least he is a puppet and doesn’t feel anything except admiration, in a platonic sense, when seeing your body completely uncovered. He questions his darling the moment he discovers that seal mark and he knew what that was instantly, making his suspicion rise. He is on the extremely impatient side and whilst he shows more patience with his darling, which is by the way a big sign of love from his side, this situation just worries him a bit, a rather petty emotion he thought he had gotten over long ago. But it isn’t the first time his darling awakes long forgotten emotions inside of him.

🦂He feels annoyed with himself that he didn’t notice before with all the time of stalking he had before abducting his darling and instantly asks you out about this and if you happen to not know anything as well, he has to travel all the way back to the place he took you from to get his informations out of people who know about this, ending with him grumbling something from wasting so much time he could have used more usefully, but in reality his curiosity was sparked and he somewhat worried, knowing that sich seals are used for jinchuuriki, though yours seems to be an rare and very strong seal. He just worries that his darling will turned out to be one of the people he is supposed to be after.

🦂It’s one of the very few times he will actually be mind blown when finally understanding just what exactly you have sealed away inside of you. He doesn’t even really know how to react to this at first, he has currently running a lot of thoughts through his mind which is extremely unpleasant for him, having to go through such human things all over again. He certainly knows a lot about sealing jutsus and stuff like this, having to catch jinchuuriki himself, but he will either turn to you as well if you know about the monster inside of you and certain methods to keep it under control or whoever from your family or other people of they were the ones not telling you and just making sure that you don’t lose control. He might end up putting the person who sealed it inside of you under his Brain Wash Jutsu because he rather keeps a few minions who can help him if he needs it, he isn’t dumb.

🦂This somewhat destroys his plans of turning you later on into a puppet, though he used to have his slight insecurities about this as well because no matter how confident Sasori might be with this, there’s always this doubting thought in his mind that something might go the wrong way. He also makes it clear to you that you will stay away from the Akatsuki under all means necessary, he’s concerned that they will end up trying to catch you and seal the beast inside of you as well which would result in your death. He knows that his darling is strong, stronger than any shinobi he’s ever seen which makes him respect her a lot, but he wouldn’t want a scratch on his darling due to his worshipper tendencies. And whilst your power to bring any dead person back alive surely impresses him, all your abilities do, he isn’t really interested in it. He has no person he wants back, he doesn’t want to have all the hard work he put into this body be ruined by getting all emotional like he used to be as a child again. He doesn’t want to find out that he turned himself into a puppet for nothing, he hates failures.

Pain

🌧With Pain this is certainly a very interesting thing to look at because people with this Dōjutsu are actually able to seal the Ten-Tails into someone’s body and making them their jinchuriki like this, though Pain was never able to use his Rinnegan to it’s full potential due to Nagato having only gotten it since Madara had implanted it in his eyes. And keeping it a secret from him won’t be successful by a long shot since he’s a major stalker before kidnapping his darling which happens really fast and next to that he can see with his Rinnegan the flow of chakra within the body, so he’ll sense so early on that there is something inside of his darling.

🌧He is in this regard a bit similar to Tobirama, meaning he’ll want to find out first whether you’re a threat or not, sending the extreme powers inside of you which make him more cautious around you despite being obsessed with you. He just somewhat ends up threatening his darling about telling him what exactly she has inside of him, suspecting the worst when seeing the seal mark on her body which can only mean very few things and if it turns out that his darling is a jinchuriki which he has to catch, Pain will suffer from a quiet meltdown. And either his darling tells him or he’ll force her, though when realizing that she doesn’t know as well, he’ll feel guilty. But he finds out either way, and if he has to walk over corpses so be it.

🌧For someone as stoic and neutral as him, his reaction will just show how shocked he is discovering that you have a monster inside of you that has ten tails, a tailed beast which he and the world probably never knew about, at least not that one was existing. And hate to say, but there is this thought running through his mind that it might be just the easiest way to seal the beast inside of you in the statue which would hopefully give him the power he has worked on to reach for years. But in the end he decides against it for various reasons. This is the first time he has not as much confidence as he would like that he might win a fight against the monster inside of you and he doesn’t want it to lash out and destroy everything uncontrollably in it’s way. Next to that he cares too much about his darling and knows that a jinchuriki dies when their tailed beast is removed from them and this isn’t good for his paranoia. Konan herself would be beyond disappointed if he would do such a thing. He might end up having the idea to use you and your powers to bring the world peace instead of chasing all the jinchuriki, meaning if you can control your powers he will become a bit more forceful to push his ideology on to you.

🌧He ends up going with the other choice he has where he’ll be able to keep his darling alive and just catch all the other jinchuriki to reach his goal. Pain tries to convince his darling that he only wants the best for her and the world with what he’s doing since he can’t exactly force her into staying, not with her being in every sense overpowered. Personally think that he and Konan would be somewhat torn apart when finding out about your power to bring every dead person back to life without you or them suffering any sort of damage. Both of them have just given up on Yahiko ever coming back and used him as a puppet just as much as they have given up hope. Yahiko certainly imagined something else when he created the Akatsuki and both know that as well. They’ve changed so much and wouldn’t even know how to face Yahiko after everything they’ve done. Will also let the people who made you a jinchuriki live as long as they fulfill their purpose of making sure to keep the seal strong so you don’t lose control. He might end up trying to seal the power you have away so you won’t be able to use it due to his paranoia and controlling tendencies.

Konan

🤍Konan is in all accounts at the beginning a stalker, watching her darling from the distance and working more as a silent guardian Angel over her. No one even knows that she is watching and except the threats that will be removed every now and then, the only person aware of her obsession is Pain. And he cares about her which is why he might take a look at you himself to make sure that you won’t be a threat nor hurt Konan. And so Konan would either find out through stalking or because of Pain who saw the dark and unfamiliar chakra flowing deep inside of you.

🤍He’ll end up helping Konan doing research about whatever this enormous reserves of chakra is that he senses inside of you. Konan has to convince him that you aren’t a threat and that he shouldn’t act without knowing anything, though she worries a lot as well upon suddenly finding out about this. It’s the exact reason she ended up kidnapping her darling after finding out what she had to carry inside of her. It was a shock for her as well as Pain and despite trusting her childhood friend, she was kind of concerned that he might end up wanting to catch you and just seal the beast inside of you in the statue to finish his goal, but Pain decided to not do it since he knew you were important to Konan.

🤍Nevertheless, Konan is a paranoid Yandere to have and just feared you would be mistreated or chased down by other people which is why she ends up abducting your after a long time of stalking you. Pain would be extremely wary of you because you are in somewhat of a position in here. You are Konan’s darling which is why he hesitates to hurt you, but on the other hand you seem to possess powers beyond his imaginations, making him feel threatened since he doesn’t know whether he’ll be able to beat you or not. But just like if you would be his darling, he might start having the idea to control rather on focusing your energy into taking your tailed beast, if you can’t do that already, and make you somewhat of an ultimate weapon. But for that to happen he would have to convince Konan at first who is against this idea, not wanting you to become a weapon which will be just used for her powers.

🤍She wouldn’t have to worry to much about your safety, but if you can’t control the best inside of you yet she is afraid that one day you might lose control and make people see you as the mostet they view most jinchuriki as which is another reason she took you into the tower. It’s the reason why she keep contact with whoever put the demon inside of you since they know better than her about dealing techniques. Similar to Pain she wouldn’t be all too happy as her darling might have expected her to be when telling her that she can bring Yahiko back and heal Nagato since she just went through too much to go back to how she used to be. That girl from years ago died with Yahiko and can’t just be repaired that easily again.

Itachi Uchiha

🍡Itachi stalks his darling for a pretty long time as well and is good in it which is why he might have found out due to this as well. He can see chakra with his Sharingan as well, distinguishing it by it’s composition and source and since he’s intelligent, he might also end up noticing how certain people snd your family seem to be somewhat more protective and careful with you than others. It’s suspicious for him and he ends up stalking on them a bit as well and going as far as breaking into their rooms and go through different documents which is why he might find out.

🍡And it certainly makes Itachi a bit paranoid, knowing how people used to treat Naruto back when he was still a Leaf shinobi and this isn’t something he would want to let his darling suffer under all means necessary and whilst he understands why your family is so extremely secretive and careful with you, he can’t help, but think that one day someone will find out about this. He feels tempted to kind so you and just protect you, but he has experience with fighting against jinchuriki and knows that they’re strong. Itachi doesn’t want to hurt his darling or risk it that she loses control, especially with what is sealed inside of her. This would only catch unnecessary attention which he doesn’t want. The Akatsuki are really the lady people who should find out about you.

🍡He might still attempt to do it, but feel like he might actually risk trying to approach you the more normal way at first and talk to you and your family about it. Especially if you don’t know yet what you are, he would feel the need to tell you since Naruto never knew as well why people hated him. And this is not a nice feeling. No doubt that all of you will be extremely suspicious of him, he is a criminal after all and you have no reason to trust him. Your family or whoever knows what you have inside of you would get somewhat paranoid, fearing that he came to take you because of your powers in which case Itachi would have to go through the longer process of calming everyone down and making it clear that he doesn’t want to hurt you, though admitting to have stalked you isn’t exactly something with which he gains trust either, but he is at the very least honest. He makes it clear that he loves you and only wants to protect you which puts him in a position.

🍡Personally feel like he would in the end decide to let your family be with you because they have more knowledge how to deal with you and the Ten-Tail inside of you than him and whilst he definitely ends up informing himself with the help of them better about you, he also can’t exactly kidnap you because you either have control over your friend inside of you and are a full power house or might up losing control. Both would end in him risking his and innocent people’s life and especially the latter one would just make rumors flying around. Itachi just starts wanting your family to move somewhere more safe and despite being overprotective, he’s sane enough to know that you can defeat yourself very well which still doesn’t stop him from protecting you as good as he can. He might one day tell Kisame about you since Kisame isn’t too interested about the whole Jinchuriki stuff and might end up becoming pretty interested in Itachi’s darling once finding out about her. Itachi would also not want to use your power to bring the dead people back to life. Similar to Tobirama, he knows that this power can easily be misused and he also still struggles to accept that he had to kill his own clan and whilst it certainly might help Sasuke’s mentality, the consequences might end up being fatal.

Deidara

💥From all the people in here, Deidara is without a doubt the most ‘stupid’ one. He’s a dense boy and in all honesty just so busy with adoring and smothering his darling that it’ll take a while while for him to figure it all on his own, starting with the seal on your stomach. Because whilst he tends to be terribly oblivious, he definitely saw many of those before and this leads him to starting to bigger you with questions and if you either shut up about it or don’t know yourself, he will just storm to your village with the intention to get his informations and then bomb the whole place.

💥He sees rather the positive aspects at first than the negative ones, though he will later on come to realize that there are a lot of bad things about this as well. But he doesn’t blame his darling for it, it might actually enhance his adoration he held for her even before after getting to know that she is in possession of a beast with ten tails. Whilst he definitely has a thick skull, he also knows that as an Akatsuki member it’s his job to catch jinchuriki. Of course people don’t know that someone like you is even existing, but he starts feeling paranoid nevertheless and he feels like kidnapping his darling is justified since he only wants to protect her. But he also knows back in his mind that he doesn’t know about dealing techniques and other stuff like this since he spent the majority of his life on his art which is an explosion. He’s more clueless and whilst he could be stupid enough and still kill those people, it’s most likely his darling managing to stop him, especially if she already has control over her powers which would make her best Deidara with ease.

💥He ends up being forced to put up with your family who doesn’t trust him since Deidara is more unhinged by nature and doesn’t really want to put up with them. But it isn’t like he has much saying in this matter, not with you being beyond overpowered and able to stop him every time. Be wears out faster than you since your chakra is through the roof, possessing a lot more stamina than he has. It frustrates him in a way, but it also makes him obsessing even harder over you which is why he refuses to leave you in the first place. It leads to a somewhat not so fast ending circle of him throwing hands constantly with your family members and you having to step in before something or someone explodes. At the very least you seem to love him as well or else you would have gotten rid of this delusional boy here long ago with little to no problems.

💥Deidara has no choice, but to keep quiet about you and he has to be especially careful with the Akatsuki since even someone stubborn as him sees what they might try when finding out about you. Whilst he ends up not turning your family into a bloody firework, the same can’t be said about other people who come too close or figure your secret out in which case he will hunt them down and invite you later on to the show. In general he just adores whatever his darling does, including her ability to bring dead people back to life. But he does feel like you don’t appreciate him and his art whenever you bring people, he got rid off for you, back to this world. He’s afterwards always grumpy and complains about it. It’s an interesting dynamic and the most normal one you might get with him.

[kanonsarchivedblog]

Nightmares

Word Count: 1425 Warnings: None Genre: Angst Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kurotsuchi Author's Note: Deidara suffers from PTSD, which presents itself in the form of nightmares and night terrors. Also, Deidara uses they/them pronouns. If you don't like that, please just scroll away. This was inpsired by Lauren Babic's cover of Lovely. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ “Deidara!” Kurotsuchi called, nearly tripping over her feet as she chased after the blonde. “Get back here!”

“Catch me first!” The thirteen year old cackled, grinning as they ducked behind a large boulder, panting softly from sprinting through the crowds. Graduation; Kurotsuchi finally became a chuunin, two years after they had. She was their kohai, their student- she would be learning beneath them and the guidance of their Tsuchikage. Next year, they’d be able to apply to become a jounin. The mere idea had them giddy, had their heart skipping a beat. An official Iwagakure jounin!

The sound of footsteps had them turning, eyes widening in surprise as they stared at three figures, the landscape around them changing. Wait. No, no, this was wrong. This wasn’t the Tsuchikage memorial they’d been hiding behind. This was-

This was the studio they’d created, that had been gifted to them to perfect their art. No, no! Not again, they didn't want to go through this again! The kiln behind them crackled, hot against their back. “Akatsuki?” They asked, brow furrowing in confusion. The strange cloaks they were weren’t fit for Iwagakure’s weather, they noted. “Don’t know, don’t care! It has nothing to do with me.” The fifteen year old declared, gaze drifting back down to the clay spider they were molding. “The only thing I wish to do is continue making my art, hm.”

“Sure, he seems like he’s full of energy,” the one in the puppet- Sasori. That was Sasori! “But he seems like the type to die young,” he finishes, gaze directed upwards towards Itachi. Uchiha Itachi- and Hoshigaki Kisame. They were the ones who brought them in.

Not again, please, not again! They tried to scream, to force their voice out, to plead and beg, but nothing changed. The cocky attitude remained. “Just who the hell are you anyway?” They asked, apprehension coloring their words.

“We know you’re aiding anti-government factions,” Kisame began, head tilting as he studied the blonde. “We’re here to give you a purpose.”

“Purpose?” Deidara scoffed. “I don’t need a purpose!”

“Alright,” Itachi murmurs, shaking his head, “that’s enough. I’ll handle this.”

No, no, no- not again, not again! Deidara panicked, their heart racing as Itachi approached, the tomoe spinning in his gaze. Please, not again!

“NO-” Deidara yelled, jolting up in their bed, chest heaving as the memories of their dream began to drift away. Another nightmare. Their gaze frantically searched the dark room, lit only by the light that spilled in through their window of one of the many neon signs that could be found throughout Amegakure. “Just a dream,” they murmured, reaching up to scrub at their eyes. “A dream.” But it wasn’t a dream. They weren’t in Iwagakure.

They were in Amegakure, in a damned tower with a Buddha’s head that sat atop it, in a village that rained endlessly. No, they weren’t home. A shuddering breath is drawn in as they draw their legs to their chest- a flat chest, one that felt right. Comfortable. A year had passed since that surgery had taken place, the scars fully healed.

Their eyes filled with tears as the adrenaline began to wane, the same moment the door opened. Head snapping up, wide blue eyes studied the figure in the door- tall. Not Sasori. No black tomoe on red irises shining in the dark light. Instead, it was lilac eyes and silver hair. Hidan. “Another nightmare?” He asked, voice gruff from sleep.

That’s right- his room was below Deidara’s. Of course he’d have heard them yell. “Sorry,” they mumbled, shaking their head as Hidan steps in, closing the door behind himself. “They’re coming more often.”

“Well,” Hidan hummed, coming to the other side of the bed,”’s close to when you were brought in, yeah?” He asked as he settled down, making himself comfortable in the pile of blankets and pillows and- was that a stuffed spider?- that made up Deidara’s bed. This wasn’t the first time.

It wouldn’t be the last.

A sigh that devolved into a whimper escaped Deidara as they nodded, face in their hands. “I didn’t want this,” they whispered, voice catching. “I never wanted this. I wanted to be good. I wanted to do good. I never intended on joining, or even on leaving Iwa. I had to run. I had to. Until I could master this,” they motioned with their hands, voice unsteady as tears began to roll freely down flushed cheeks. Pretty, Hidan thought distantly. “I was a threat. I already had this stupid fucking kekkei genkai, and coupled with the- the forbidden jutsu, I was dangerous. But I was good, Hidan. I was a good fucking person!” They yelled, slamming a fist down against their own thigh, hard enough to make Hidan grimace in pain. “I worked for my village and I had a student and now? Now, I’m a fucking S-Class to be killed on the spot. I’m only eighteen, and I’m known all across the fuckin’ nations for doing something that I never wanted to be a part of in the first place.”

Hidan’s brow furrowed inward, a hand reaching out to grasp onto Deidara’s arm, tugging them down gently to lay with him. No words were exchanged as Deidara curled in against him, their sobs soft, muffled by the back of their own hand, the fight in them extinguished just as quickly as it appeared. He could only imagine the pain that had come with Deidara’s borderline kidnapping. He’d heard some details from Sasori himself, a few from Kisame.

Itachi never spoke of it, as if he were ashamed of what he’d done. And he should be.

“One day,” Deidara whispered, breath hot against Hidan’s neck. “ One day, I’ll make it out of here. Even if it takes a hundred years,” their voice is filled with a conviction that surprises Hidan.

His arm tightens around them, holding them closer. “One day, you will,” he agrees, though he isn’t sure what he truly is agreeing with. “Go back to sleep.” It wasn’t even dawn yet, too early to rise and do anything. “I’ll stay. Just go the fuck back to sleep.” When he gets no response from Deidara, he pulls back a touch to glance down- only to find the blonde explosion expert sound asleep, brow still furrowed but otherwise calm. Their face was still wet with tears.

Carefully, he reached up, drying the tears with the edge of one of Deidara’s blankets. They were the youngest out of all of them- the youngest, the most troubled. Aside from maybe Itachi. That dude was fucked beyond belief. But Deidara had only been fifteen, just barely, when they were brought in. He remembered that day- only three months after he himself was brought in.

The screaming. The fighting. How Deidara had decked Itachi and nearly scratched Zetsu’s left eye out before Kisame had gotten ahold of them. How they screamed and growled, threatening to make this entire village ground zero, until Konan had brought them into her office.

The screaming had stopped soon after, and was replaced with sobbing and a soothing voice.

“What the fuck are we even doin’?” Hidan muttered to the dark room, though he received no response. Kakuzu was still asleep in their bed- or, he had been when he’d rolled out at the sound of Deidara’s scream. He’d half expected to find Sasori in here- but that was mere wishful thinking. The puppet master didn’t care about nightmares.

Probably didn’t even sleep.

Sighing, he readjusted, nose scrunching up at how many fucking pillows Deidara slept with. Comfort- he could get that. The kid was barely eighteen, now- and still had these damned nightmares at least twice a week. A part of him wondered what Itachi had shown him. But a larger part, the smarter part, knew better than to ask. Instead, he stayed quiet and did what he could. Which wasn’t much- but, shit, something is better than nothing, right?

He pulled the blankets up high, covering Deidara completely before even bothering with himself despite the chill in the room. He kept them close, tucking their head beneath his chin, into the crook of his neck. Sleep came quickly, sweeping over him and dragging him down deep.

It was strange. Normally, he had nightmares- hell, that’s all he ever had. But on nights like this? He didn’t dream.

He couldn’t help but wonder as he fell into the warm arms of sleep if Deidara had dreams during these times, or if he, too, was dreamless.

[theunrealinsomniac]

First, thank you for those JiraTsuna NSFWs. Didn't even realize I went for NSFWs first so for the balance of the universe, JiraTsuna fluff, domestic, family headcanons? (Tsunade might be in her 50s in Naruto but she's completely biologically younger so I'm curious how many kids do you think they would went for?)

No probs!

These I might be able to flesh out a bit more than the rest.

Yah boi's a bit burnt out lol.

Though for the record, her appearance is entirely an illusion upon my checking. She really is biologically 50s. so short of some real changes in medicine and backstory, I think we're talking surrogate kids for Canon!AU them lol.

Anyway.

JirTsu Canon!AU: In universes where Jiraiya survives cos I remembered what you said last time lol Jiraiya and Tsunade do get together during his recovery time.

They're there through every stress inducing moment of watching Naruto and Sakura make the same mistakes as they did when they were young.

They do their very best to make it a point that Naruto and Sakura are alone together on missions as much as possible. And when they do learn the two have finally learned and gotten together, Jiraiya and Tsunade crack out the good sake and get very drunk together.

It was the first bet Tsunade ever won after all. That those two kids weren't as stupid as she and Jiraiya were. That *they'd* get together before they hit their mid-twenties.

And when Sachi came along, and the rest, they were the happiest great-grandparents. Though if you dared call either of them that, Tsunade would launch you into the sun.

JirTsu Wedding!AU: Jiraiya Namikaze and Tsunade Senju got together a couple years after Tsunade's finacee Dan passed away.

Jiraiya was her best friend and the shoulder she turned to. He never pressed an advantage or assumed anything of Tsunade's reliance on him. But as the months of near constant company turned into a year ... the air between them was definitely more than platonic.

They didn't do anything about it at first, wounds were too fresh, but it worked out in the end. And they went on to have two sons together.

Yahiko and Minato.

Yahiko went on to marry Konan and have one son, Menma.

And of course Minato met and married Kushina Uzumaki, having one son as well, Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki. Or just Naruto Uzumaki in day to day life.

Yes, in this universe, Jiraiya and Tsunade are Minato's parents and Naruto's paternal grandparents.

And they're awesome grandparents.

JirTsu Uni!AU: Again, married with kids. Naruto's paternal grandparents.

Only this time it's four kids. Yahiko, Konan. Nagato and Minato.

Jiraiya is a stupidly famous author, like Naruto goes by his mother's maiden name cos the second people hear Namikaze and spot the resemblance his grandfather being an erotica writer gets him teased rotten.

And Tsunade is a surgeon. They live in a very big house and give back to their community as much as possible, spoiling their kids and grandkids, which in this world also includes Naruto's elder sister Kurama not just his 'cousin' Menma.

And across all universes, despite the presumptions to the contrary, Jiraiya would never, for even a moment pursue anyone other than his wife of multiple decades.

He may look, he may be a creepy letch, but he's not going anywhere. He's thoroughly whipped and Tsunade loves him and knows him well enough to know his ... creepier tendencies are just his eccentricities and nothing to worry about.

To be fair ... my Jiraiya is much less of an actual pervert, no peeping in on women in public baths for my Jiraiya for example lol.

Well, hope those were what you were looking for!

Thanks for asking!

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Hush || Chapter Two

Note: I’ll try to get this story on a schedule. Even if it’s just a few people reading I still feel so grateful❤️❤️

Warning?: Hidans being a perv, I just wanna put a warning Incase it triggers someone

Eyes trailed the girl from her toes to her head, a ‘hmph’ came from one of them. Rai stood in front of the group, starting to get anxious. No one was saying anything except taking her image in.

“So we’re just going to hire girls whenever now?” Sasori said looking at Pain.

“Sasori, I don’t think you realize who this is,” Kakuzu shook his head.

“Rai Zuki” Hidan bit his lip looking her up and down. “The last of the Zuki clan” Now this guy was making her nervous.

“It’s not settled if she’s staying yet, she has to show us if she’s worth it or not” Pain shook his head and walked out.

‘Stupid emo ginger’ Rai thought to herself. “Y-Yeah I’m Rai Zuki.” She glanced at everyone. They were such an array of people.

“Hidan, I should show you to my room,” He introduces himself, going to grab her side but Rai shuffled away from him.

“Hidan leave the girl alone!” Konan smacked him on the head causing Rai to chuckle. “That’s Sasori, Hidans pervy ass as you can see, Kakuzu, Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, and that’s Tobi”

The man with the orange mask was getting too giddy and jumping all over the place. He was almost like a child, “Hello Rai-senpai! Tobi welcomes you to the Akatsuki!” He said in his childish voice.

“Chill out, idiot. She just got here un.” Deidara shook his head at him.

“Hello Tobi” Rai smiled waving to him and he started giggling. “Hello everyone, it’s nice to meet all of you”

“You’re too cheerful.” Sasori rolled his eyes and walked out of the room

“What’s his problem?” Rai grumbled. “Stupid redhead. It’s always the gingers.”

Konan chuckled, “You’ll fit right in. Don’t worry about it. Now, we have another member, Zetsu. But you won’t see him that often. I’ll get someone to walk you arou-“

Rai let out a yelp and felt the stinging on her left ass cheek. She whipped around to see Hidan just biting his lip. “Do you not know boundaries?” She snapped

“Oh come on darling, I just can’t help it. Hey, you’re new, it would be nice to get you comfortable” Hidan went to grab her ass again but Konan smacked it away

“Leave her the hell alone. Stop harassing her.” Konan would NOT put up with watching a member harass/assault someone.

“Oh come on-....” Hidan stopped talking and everyone looked at him confused. “Ow. What THE FUCK MY DICK” He screamed in pain looking down at it.

“Hidan have some respect for her un. She’s new she doesn’t wanna hear about your dick” Deidara glared at him annoyed.

“No wait guys...I don’t think he’s got a boner” Kisame nodded over to Rai.

Rai’s brown eyes now have turned to a bright blue, and she was glaring at Hidan. “Touch me again and I’ll actually break your dick” she snapped while Hidan fell to the floor holding himself.

“What did you just do?” Konan looked at Rai in shock. Rai deactivated her eyes but someone cut her off when she was about to speak.

“The third eye is a dojutsu that belonged to the Zuki clan.” Itachi finally spoke up. He was quiet most of the time, but this really caught his interest. “It looks quite similar to the sharingan but it’s blue.”

“What’s it do?”

“Its used as like a genjutsu. She can make the opponent feel any amount of pain without there actually being any.” Kakuzu spoke now. “She messes with your brain last psychological abilities.”

“In other words, don’t fuck with me.” Rai turned her attention back to Hidan and glared at him. “Or you’ll regret it”

“Little do you know you make my boner raging hard” He smirked looking at her. Rai kicked him in his chest and he went back down to the ground.

“Anyways, Tobi would you like to show Rai around?” Konan smiled looking over at the overcheerful man.

“Tobi would love to show Rai-senpai around!” Tobi grabbed Rais hands and dragged her away. “Tobi thinks your third eye is so cool!”

“Thank you Tobi” Rai smiled trying to keep up with how he was running. ‘He seems to be such a hyper man. He talks in a child’s voice, it’s kind of cute’

“This is the kitchen! Tobi hasn’t seen anyone clean this place since last month” He pointed to the dishes all over the place. “It was supposed to be Deidara-senpais job but he never did it”

“Oh...it would look pretty in here without that.” Rai said looking at the pile. It was stacking up to the ceiling. How the hell could they just let it get this bad? Rai had dishes like this, but she had an excuse.

“Ooo let Tobi show you to the rooms! You’ll have to share a room with Tobi because Pain hasn’t got another one set up yet.”

‘Great. He could be a pervert like Hidan too’ Rai thought to herself and just followed the man around.

“Rai-senpai! Look this is the room!” It was surprisingly very tidy. It wasn’t exactly what Rai suspected, she thought there would be stuff all over the place.

“It’s very nice in here, Tobi.” She smiled looking around. She could get used to this place, it looked so nice here. Sure there were a few people she didn’t like, but this place is somewhere she might be able to call home.

Her second home.

“Tobi wants to know what Rai is thinking about” Tobi places his hand on her face to get her to look at him. He was a little worried, she was looking around all sadly. “Why is Senpai upset?”

“I’m fine, Tobi. I’m just a little emotional, this is the first place I’ll be in with people other than by myself” She forced a smile on her face to keep him from asking. He didn’t fall for it.

“I am here for you Rai.” Tobi smiled. He didn’t even talk in third person this time. “As a teammate I shall be here for my other!”

A real bright smile crept its way up to Rais face. “Thank you Tobi. The same goes for you” she smiled

Tobi smiled under his mask and grabbed her hands again. “OOO LET TOBI SHOW YOU HIS COOL ACTION FIGURES!”

Rai could already feel herself enjoying the Akatsuki. This is her new family.

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Valentines W/ Akatsuki hcs: What they would give you

This is actually wholesome content for once... enjoy some goofy fluff yall

NAGATO:  

I think Nagato is quite the romantic and actually really wants love... So when he finally meets you, he really isn’t sure what to give to you. All the stories would tell him that he should give flowers, chocolate... But that didn’t seem like enough for him to really express how he feels. He remembered one story he read where the boy gave his love a class ring from his school that was symbolic of a promise. 

He will place his Akatsuki ring in your palm and close your hand, still holding it.              “A promise... to always keep you safe.” 

PLEASE KISS HIM, he needs that 

KONAN:

She knew exactly what she was going to give you. Love is something that comes easily to her... And you fill her with such a sense of home when her head is on your chest and she can hear your breathing, smell your scent. She hadn’t felt anything like that since she lived in the house with Yahiko, Nagato, and Jiraiya. 

You think it’s cute when she hands you the bouquet of paper flowers, but you tear up when you realise that she’s written inside of them all the things she loves about you. Your sparkly eyes and lilting laugh.

In the middle of the bouquet, there is a small paper house. “What’s this for?” you ask her smiling. She takes your face in her hands and says, “It is a reminder, that you have become my home.”

ITACHI:

Itachi is a simple man in a lot of ways. He loves you so much that a thing doesn’t seem like enough to give to you. 

So he scouts around for a few days, in the woods and small nearby villages, until he finds what he was looking for. 

He wakes you up really early in the morning, before the sun even comes up, and he takes you on a hike. “Where are we going?” you yawn, “it’s a surprise,” he smiles back at you. You’re the one thing in this world that gives him peace and serenity. When he’s with you he feels as if all the bad is melting away and he can just be in the present moment. 

The sun is coming over the hills in a pink and orange glow, just like he hoped it would... The light illuminates the old bridge and dances off of the water. There are cherry trees in full bloom, their petals blowing in the breeze. Fish swim around the maze of water lilies, the light glinting off of their scales. Tears are welling in your eyes and you turn back to him and say “it’s beautiful, thank you.”

He just smiles and takes your hand. “This,” he says, gesturing to the scene of natural beauty, “is how you make me feel... all the time. And I wanted to give you a precious memory, in exchange for all those you have given me.”

KISAME: 

Kisame doesn’t really believe in gifts so much because he feels that items have very little importance. However, he does care about you and he wants that to be obvious. He’s a surprisingly good listener and he remembers you telling him how your family always made blue berry pancakes for breakfast on the weekends. He remembered the nostalgia in your voice so he decided he would make you some. 

They aren’t fancy, nor are they cutesy and shaped like hearts. But they’re sooooo good. They taste exactly like the ones from your childhood. It turns out, that he had called your family to get the recipe...  Kisame feels very proud of himself with how much you like them. “And I’ll always be around for ya to make more...” He really does love you.

Please give him Blu Ray copy of Finding Nemo, just to see what happens...

SASORI: 

He knew Valentines day was coming and was so nervous... Sasori knew exactly what he wanted to do for you. He spent over a week making it but then he decided that it wasn’t exactly right so he scrapped that and started over. He really hopes that you like it. 

He gives you the box wrapped in pink paper with red ribbons. Inside there are two small puppets, one that looks like him and one that looks like you. They're beautifully carved and painted. You reach for the one who looks like you but he grabs your hand. “This one is yours,” he gives you the one that looks like him and takes your puppet in his hands instead. “I know it’s kind of selfish to make myself a gift as well...” He pauses, still holding your hand, “This way, when one of us is away, it’s less like the other is gone.” You squeeze his hand back, “I love it and if I’m gone, I’ll always come back to you.” He will remember those words forever.

DEIDARA:

He had an artistic spectacle planned from the very beginning. He dragged you out of bed because he couldn’t wait any longer to give it to you. You’re standing outside in your pajamas for whatever couldn’t wait until even 15 minuets later. He does the hand sign and there is a gigantic explosion. The ground is violently shaking and you have your hands clapped over your ears. You’re slightly annoyed because he does this everyday. But Deidara makes a clay bird and extends his hand, you hop on and take to the sky.

“There! See! Happy Valentines Day baby.”  The crater from the explosion is in the shape of a heart. “Love... is also an explosion,” he says as he kisses you. “That’s so cheesyyyy,” you laugh and kiss him back. “But look, my love for you will be carved into the earth for hundreds of years... thats how much I love you.”

KAKAZU:

He really doesn’t care about Valentines... or that much about you. He pulls a total grandpa move and puts a 5 in a card and doesn't write in it. 

He hands it to you and says “go buy yourself something nice.” You stare blankly into the card...

It was enough to get a drink and a snack from a vending machine tho

HIDAN: 

Hidan decided that to shows his love and affection for you, he needed to give you something...personal.

He tells you to close your eyes and open your hands. You feel something cold on your palm. “Okay, now open,” he says excitedly. You open your eyes and there is a small vile on a chain. “Lemme put it on ya,” he offers and clips the chain around your neck. There is a strange dark liquid inside the small glass vile. “It’s my blood,” he smiles. Your eyes grow wide and you really aren’t sure what to say. He reads your expressions of confusion and mild horror. “Listen, it’s more symbolic than anything, relax...” He seems almost offended that you don’t understand. “My blood is my weakness and I’m giving it to you, it means that I trust you more than anyone...”

OROCHIMARU:

He’s technically a member still... yes?

Anyways... he remembered you telling him about how much you missed a family member who passed away. 

Well Happy Valentines Day, he’s reanimated them for you! 

The fright you got when you saw them sitting down stairs drinking a cup of tea with Orochimaru is something you will never get over... 

ZETSU:

He didn't need to think hard at all about his gift for you, it seemed pretty obvious. 

He hands you the small succulent in a heart shaped pot. “Aww so cute! A plant baby!” you exclaim. Zetsu is please that you think it’s cute. “It’s me actually, well it’s us... well my clone.” You blink at the plant in the pot. “Good morning, my love,” it says. Zetsu moves closer to you and puts a hand on your waist. “This way, you can talk to me whenever you want to, or call me back if ever you need me,” he whispers sweetly. You wrap him in a hug and tell him you love it and that it means so much to you. 

Zetsu smiles, all those things he told you were true. He wants to make sure that he’s always there for you but he also likes to just know what you’re doing. He’s actually quite Yandere... He wants to keep tabs on you and especially those you talk to. 

And besides, a clone is much easier than hacking your phone.