#anyway. mall date.
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mall date mall date mall date mall date <3
#aghgshsgshsgsjsgsksg w a n t#i looove going out like that. so much.#its like what i said a while back abt summer dates. agh.#i cannot wait to show someone off kfhskfjskfj#ugh. I ALSO.#had a very very sweet person help pick out my outfit which i always find so cute. shoutout to him <3#like i love having that bit of pride like 'yeah this person chose my outfit today 😌' its soooo cute#anyway. mall date.#i wanna go out on a shopping trip with someone and get them stuff they want and get lunch and hold hands and AGH#im soooooo. im thinkin boys.#mlm#mlm yearning#mlm post#mlm love#gay mlm#trans mlm#mlm blog#t4t#mlm thoughts
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not my kind of aunt giving me her old antique paintings that are basically heirlooms just bc I mentioned I liked art wtf
#like she’s moving and planning to sell her stuff anyway#and she just gave me this Mona Lisa painting that’s from her great grandmother and it looks saur old#like the paint is green now bc it’s so old I want to take off the backing and see if it’s dated anywheee but I also don’t want to#anyway I was just lugging around this painting on the bus and around the mall#now she just called my mother and told her she wants to give me more of her paintings bc she’s so happy she finally found another person#that appreciates them and im like 😳😳 the stuff she’s taking abt are the portraitures that have the brass frame#my dreams of turning my place into movie howl’s room is slowly coming true I GUESS..
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Unsure if coworker/friendquaintance is mad at me for going on a date with a boy because she has a crush on me or if she's simply just stressed out from the crushing weight of work rn.
Either way it's not my problem unless she says something. I'm mature enough to be like "hm I'm probably reading too much into it" and leave it at that. I have fanfiction to write and my own self sabotaging, obtuse brain to wrangle as I go on a date (probably? felt like a chill date) with a guy who has strong opinions about Call of Duty zombies (!!!), likes Warhammer 40k in a normal way (!!!), and collects Star Wars clone related things (!!!).
I am being really normal about it so far, which is nice. I think I'm going to simply fake it til you make it with my brain re: it's ability to feel romantic feelings like normal people do.
This year has been all about me having some really Not Normal reactions to people romantically liking me re: my brain's ability to feel romantic feelings like normal people do (a thing I am pretty sure I can do but at a loss to describe exactly when and how outside of one (1) failed relationship six years ago) and the complete and utter lack of pressing emotional stakes with a random nice, attractive person I just met at a con is very freeing, actually. I'm legitimately enjoying myself in this guy's company and that's enough.
#girl I am sorry even if I wanted to date a woman your personality is ABSOLUTELY Not It#are your cryptic comments about “not having a chance” directed at ME or just bc you complain a lot#the dragoon diaries#random guy “I have a helmet collection. would you like to go out to dinner sometime?”#me OVO#anyway I'm busy this weekend but maybe the weekend after that I'll invite him to a nice dinner date at the mall that would be fun I think#I would invite him to a movie but all the ones I want to see are HMMMMMMMMMMM. NOT DATE MATERIAL.
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This year I WILL be getting a pumpkin kitty gdi!!
#I think they're selling online rn and I have money#BUT#Im waiting to see if my local BAB will drop them on Thursday (the release date)#if they do Im getting one in person because I'd prefer to look at their face and pattern to choose what I like best#but if they don't have em by Friday I might just order one#who knows. lets see how patient I can be#my local BAB tends to drip jew products a day or two early tho so maybe I'll get luck and find them tomorrow#Im going to the mall anyways to go to the movies with my friend for her bday#viti shoosh
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okay today was like the first time since surgery that i've been able to exist as a human outside my house!! and i had a great time even though i am PAYING FOR IT. HEAVILY 💀
#god my ribs are KILLING ME SLOWLY#anyway i had a good day 🥺🥺🥺 last night my partner and i woke up at the same time#bc we both had to pee. and i totally forgot but when we laid back down i told her ''i'm hungy..''#bc it was like 3 am and i didnt wanna get up. so i just wanted to complain lol#but she woke me up to a big breakfast she ordered in like ''hey it made me sad that you were hungry jn the night-#so i got you and i a big breakfast 🥺👉👈💖'' and UGH it made my heart so happy#and then we chilled out before i decided i could handle leaving home and wanted to go to the mall#and i had a really good time existing in public!!! im getting a little depressed from being bed bound#i FINALLY got after laughter on vinyl after wanting it for like almost 5 years 😭😭😭#and some cute stickers!!! anyway yeah i had a nice day w my baby and it made me happy 🥹💖#as much as im hurting badly rn it was worth it for the lil date 💖💖💖 pain meds should help soon anyway#im just glad to have finally gotten out of the house#chatter#round 2#also let me just say my previous thoracotomy did NOT prepare me for this one.#turns out the open version is VERY DIFFERENT. which i knew but god its so stark when youre living it#p sure by 2 weeks post op last time i was relatively fine!!!! almost back to normal#oh and uh#autumn
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more teenage shoplifters reddie: the origins. richie is kind of the pro, she and bev are experts at it for funsies but as much fun as it is with bev she's like but what if....eds <333 but her repressed ass can't admit that she wants to spend time with Eddie cause she likes her so she broaches the subject in a really braggy way like. "look at my new bracelet. do you like it. you like it dont you??" and eddie is like "what. you dont even like jewelry" and richie is like weeell i do like it when it's free and comes with CRIME. and eddie freaks out "richie you can't shoplift that's against the law!!!" and richie replies "sounds like you're scared...well guess I'll ask bev instead if she wants to go the mall...i don't wanna go with pussies" and eddie is like nooo i'm not a pussy!! im NOT scared!!!! cause she sooo wants richie to think she is cool. like yes richie is very annoying and her voices she does are NOT amusing at all but also she's the coolest prettiest funniest girl eddie's ever met so she wants her approval sooo bad. richie is like "sIIIGH, guess I'll teach you if you wanna come so bad, but you OWE me" while inside she's all like "omg i'm going to the mall with Eddie <333 haha it'd be kinda like a date if i were a guy isn't that sooo funny"
I could kiss u rn .. like Eddie in constant competition w Bev in her own head cuz she wants to spend every waking second w Richie and doesn’t know why she’s like actually sick w jealousy
they share an auntie Anne’s pretzel before going to mall jail ♥️
#Richie thinking haha this is just like it I went on a mall date with a boy and then holding Eddie’s hand anyway#to drag her from store to store#my klepto ass in hs would just take stuff for my friends cuz I thought it would be pretty on them#Richie does this for Eddie always#no cuz why am I about to write SHOPLIFTING FIC.#I loved waking up to this 🫶🏻
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Tagged by @limonium-anemos ♡
nickname: Ira
height: 1,60 m. I think.
last thing googled: solo leveling antares (I was reading the novel and wanted to know how he looked like in the webcomic)
song stuck in my head: Lay All Your Love On Me, by ABBA. Yandere vibes...
followers: I try not to look at it, it gives me a headache
amount of sleep: sleep? what's that do they sell it on ifood
wearing: old oversized t-shirt of khr that I stole from a guy I dated
movie/book that summarises you: I don't think there's one? BUT I can name two books that I read when I was very young and definitely helped shape my personality/world view : His Dark Materials trilogy, by Philip Pullman, and The Inkheart series, by Cornelia Funke.
fav song currently: I Choose, by Alessia Cara. I blame this ORV animatic.
aesthetic: Oversized/comfy clothes, books, watercolor brushes, milkshakes, messy rooms full of stuff I didn't remember I had
fav authors: from fandom, MayMarlow and @terrific-lunacy
Not fandom: Diana Wynne Jones, Patrick Rothfuss, MXTX
random fact: I fried shrimps today for dinner. I burned them :(
Tagging (no pressure as always ♡): @chenziee , @cheshirecaine ,
@heart-cores , @nekophy , @hamstercheese7 , @frogdance ,
@kuro-ayame , @exrocist
#ok I didn't really steal the t-shirt#I just told him I liked it and he took it off on the spot and gave it to me#in a shopping mall#we weren't even dating anymore#men are dumb#but I do like the shirt#anyway#hi inya thanks for the tag#and hi dear mutuals feel free to ignore this#love yall bye#ira replies
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after missing out on half of my plans in october. the lost caverns of ixalan prerelease event later this month is holding up so much load bearing weight for my social life
#do you all still love me even though i started blogging about magic of the gathering variety without warning?#........do you still love me even though i have lustful and impure thoughts about mtg youtube creators?#anyway mtg event combine two of my loves: gaming and being in a mall (i'm a cheap date)
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okay, so: i’ve been grumpy about How Slowly Revision Have Been Going (coming up on.....almost a Year......), because it’s felt like i’ve been trapped in The Beginning This Entire Time.
however: i’ve input most of what i’ve done so far, and it’s uh. 78 pages?? which. isn’t an insignificant chunk. and i’ve finally cracked what my major hangup was re: the slowness (in text, not in life although life hasn’t been a mystery for a while lol) and i’m slowly unfucking that, so. i think i’m feeling pretty good, all things considered??
#text#personal#writing#in btw#driscoll#AND unfortunately momther's presence is a Major Words Inhibitor lol#i want to hang out with her when she's here and now we're both here at the same time lol#(she's been away this week i've gotten so much done)#AND ANOTHER THING:#since i've input these 78 pages i'll be saving that much time on the back end of this book?#like usually i do paper revisions all the way through and then input the revisions all the way through#but splitting it like this means 1. it's fresher in my head and 2. i won't have to do ALL the computer revisions at the end#(just the unfucking touchups lol)#(so far those have been bigger chunks of additions and a few minor line tweaks in other spots)#anyway i feel pretty good i think??#and it helps to see my new printed stack of what i Have Done So Far lol#i'll probably take typing to words date with friend tomorrow because i'm not getting much deep focus done during those dates#but all that's left is the mall and then i'm caught up to the marshall scene where i ended in....october.....#i mean i still have to fix the framing stuff in the intervening 50 some pages i've got so far but. i know what i'm doing now.#i think.#ANYWAY I FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT I'M GONNA GET ORGANIZED AND JOURNAL ABOUT IT PROBABLY
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saw some lesbians today, day = saved
#your honor they are dating#artist challenge#draw your lesbians in these fit#ngl my body jolted the moment i saw these on display in my local mall💀#why is my flag on display!!!#anyway target audience reached ty for your service @ H&M#lesbian#lesbian rights#im a lesbian and im always right#wlw#sapphic
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If someone tells you that they aren't ready for a relationship, because they recently got out of one, don't continue to flirt with them...
#i... okay there's this guy who i thought wanted to be friends with me#but then some of the stuff he said and how he said it sounded kind of weird#a little bit of it was pretty creep tbh#like#i met the dude a few days ago#we met to hang out on saturday#we had talked over discord(after talking in person when he introduced himself to me)#both of us kind of bonding over getting out of a relationship recently ish#he got out of his a cpuple months before i got out of mine#and like both of us had said that neither of us were ready for another relationship#so we met at the mall last saturday#and we go to a few different places#and because hot topic had a sale#he offered to buy me something and i picked these knee high socks#(this comes back into play later)#anyways after all this we're sitting and talking#and he mentions that this kind of felt like a date#i again reiterate that i am not ready for a relationship#i leave a little bit after that#when i get home he starts texting me over discord#and he realized that he bought me almost thigh high socks#and then he says word for word i kid you not#“i'm curious as to how they'd look on you”#and it just sets off so many alarm bells#because with other clothing items he'd say “i bet you would look nice in that” which is not creepy#but woth how he phrased it with the knee high(which he thought were thigh high) socks it was...#not to mention that he's been kind of leaning on me over discord#and if he was a friend who i had established trust with it wouldn't be an issue#but i just met the dude#i should not be his first choice to message when anxious when he has other friends who he knows more
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༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆ to be loved loudly - 𝐋𝐍𝟒 𖤓
( 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗑 𝗐𝗈𝗅𝖿𝖿 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 )
( 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 )𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽
✫ i feel like i have to say this but most of my smau’s are literally just random posts and rarely have a plot also lowk part 3 of walk em like a dog?? idk i somehow made her totos daughter without realizing 😭
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landonorris first
landonorris fuck i’m hard
⤷ yn what??
⤷ landonorris baby you can glance at me and it’s up
⤷ yn weirdo
⤷ landonorris don’t stop i’m close
⤷ yn WHAT THE FUCK LANDO??? this is public everyone can see this
⤷ landonorris ain’t no one gonna stop me from thirsting 💀 keep going i was so close
⤷ yn why am i dating you
⤷ landonorris well if i remember this correctly you said “i love pathetic men”
⤷ yn get out of my face
⤷ landonorris i came
⤷ yn i’m going to report your account
landonorris i’m gonna miss you when i scroll 😔
⤷ yn you’re sitting on my lap right now?
⤷ landonorris i just wanna be close to you
⤷ alex_albon loser 😂😂
⤷ lilymhe Now alex…
⤷ alex_albon I was jking only good boys sit on their gfs laps fr
⤷ landonorris good boys?
⤷ alex_albon are you not a good boy?
⤷ landonorris i’m the best boy ho
⤷ mclaren What am I looking at
oscarpiastri I feel molested
maxverstappen1 Lando is horny 24/7: confirmed
georgerussell63 Chile anyways so
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landonorris i love my girlfriend so much everyday i wake up i thank god that i’m able to call her my girlfriend no one compares she is perfect and so funny and so beautiful and so kind i love her more than all the stars in the sky in every lifetime and universe i will find her because she is my one love
yn so sappy i love it
⤷ landonorris always for you honey
charles_leclerc Average Lando post
alex_albon super cool super rich super popular nepo baby gf who has everyone in the palm of her hand x loser bf who looks at her like she hung the stars in the sky is my favorite love trope
⤷ landonorris i’m cool and rich and popular as well?
⤷ alex_albon not as much as y/n
⤷ landonorris true
danielricciardo Pussy whipped
⤷ landonorris damn right you would be too
lilymhe So cutie patootie
georgerussell63 Lando please, you’re making all of us look like bad boyfriends.
f1 We love our talented, athletic, beautiful, multilingual queen
georgerussell63 y/n blink twice if you’re being held hostage
♥︎ yn
⤷ georgerussell63 That’s a sign. Help is on the way dear
alexandrasaintmleux Tell her I’m in need of a date at the mall
⤷ landonorris i’m not her assistant?
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Aren’t you?
⤷ landonorris ms wolff said she is available any time for you. but not for me ig.
francolapinto i was the line leader in 3rd grade 🙂↕️
⤷ landonorris seriously? on my own post? i’ll kill you
⤷ carlossainz55 That escalated quickly
⤷ landonorris i zont play about my girl
⤷ francolapinto well i tried
⤷ landonorris try again and see what happens ❤️
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yn lan saw it first
landonorris first
⤷ carlossainz55 second
⤷ charles_leclerc third
⤷ oscarpiastri fourth
landonorris lawd have mercy 😫 i’m about to bust
⤷ yn awh thanks babe
landonorris you’re so cute i can’t get enough of you
landonorris most beautiful girl i have ever laid eyes on how did i get so lucky
⤷ yn you sweet talker 💌
⤷ oscarpiastri Seriously though, how did you get her to date you I’m still baffled
⤷ landonorris years and years of begging, endless amounts of gifts and flowers, zero contact with any females i’m not related to, and charisma 😎
⤷ oscarpiastri I wonder how much money you’ve spent on her
⤷ landonorris you do not want to know 😎
⤷ landonorris forgot to mention i became best friends with her family and got invited to all vacations, holidays, and birthdays 😎
alexandrasaintmleux Heaven sent 🪽🤍
⤷ yn thank ya angel baby 👼🏽
francisca.cgomes ooh lala 🙉
landonorris i was the line leader in 3rd grade
⤷ francolapinto seriously?
⤷ pierregasly You made it to 3rd grade?
⤷ landonorris shut your butt
⤷ pierregasly You first
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alexandrasaintmleux Aquí me quedo
yn mi chica 🙂↕️
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux mi amor 😘
landonorris release her now. give her back. i have not seen her in ages. this is not funny.
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux You seen her at lunch? Besides she love it over here
⤷ yn yeah i love it over here
⤷ landonorris don’t make me send out a amber alert
⤷ oscarpiastri Please not again you had all of Italy in a state of panic last time
landonorris why are you matching with my wife?? just say you hate me
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😏
⤷ landonorris did you just threaten me?
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😭
⤷ landonorris you this is funny? i’m getting grey hairs woman GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND BACK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I’M HAVING WITHDRAWALS PLEASE
landonorris fuck she so hot
landonorris who’s the hottie on the right???
landonorris i will find you and i will make you regret hiding my wife from me
⤷ yn lando please. you have my location
⤷ landonorris oh silly me 😅 coming to get you be there in 10 minutes ❤️
⤷ yn i’m 30 minutes away?? do not put yourself in danger lando i’ll smack you upside the side
⤷ landonorris baby, danger is my middle name 😎
⤷ yn oh just die
⤷ landonorris okay i’m getting a lot of mixed signals idk if you want me dead or safe?? like my head hurts please choose ❤️
⤷ yn die
⤷ landonorris whatever you say baby ❤️
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yn the legend lives on
landonorris who’s the hottie behind the camera 😍
⤷ alex_albon *debbie ryan smirk* *raises hand shyly* 🙂↕️
⤷ landonorris shut your face do not steal the show from my lady
⤷ landonorris as i was saying…who’s the hottie behind the camera 😍😍😫
⤷ yn shut your face
⤷ landonorris mmm i love dirty talk
⤷ yn don’t make me get a restraining order
⤷ landonorris kay, i’ll meet you in the hotel room 😈
alexandrasaintmleux Unfortunately
georgerussell63 My petite prince 👑
⤷ landonorris yk what ain’t petite though?
⤷ georgerussell63 Was just trying to have some light hearted banter 😔
francolapinto dang
⤷ alex_albon alright lil bro do you have some sort of death wish or something?
⤷ oscarpiastri I’ve seen him cuss out this server at a gala cause he tried to flirt with her…it was pretty entertaining tbh
⤷ carlossainz55 One time I told her she looked pretty (purely platonic she’s a baby) and that night I woke up to him sitting in the corner of my room. Almost shit myself.
⤷ lewishamilton Not to be a gossip or anything but like he knocked this guy out in my garage once cause he wouldn’t stop bothering her, I think that’s when Toto finally accepted him
francolapinto you two are endgame fr🤞🏽
⤷ landonorris right? (don’t try to lock your doors i’ll find a way in)
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landonorris my wife (she ain’t gonna be able to walk tomorrow)
alex_albon just put the fries in the bag bro
lewishamilton Let’s put the phone down for a bit bud
oscarpiastri Please, this can’t be healthy. I’m sick of hearing you two every weekend
⤷ landonorris sorry osc i can’t function without her my body starts to shut down
georgerussell63 How many PowerPoints do I need to make?? ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
maxverstappen1 Get the wheelchair ready
lando.jpg my cute amazing talented tan beautiful funny sexy hot sweet wife
⤷ yn so when are you gonna stop calling me your wife and actually make me one?
⤷ lando.jpg soon baby, trust me
⤷ danielricciardo This sounded so sweet
pierregasly My kinda guy 🤝🏽
yn my dad see’s these
⤷ landonorris are you cereal?? and you’ve never told me??? i’m to young to die
lilymhe babygirlll 😍😍
⤷ landonorris please, not today
mclaren Please stop posting things like this Lando it is bad for our image
⤷ landonorris that’s telling me to stop breathing I CANT it’s just who i am
charles_leclerc Okay but why is she so good at tennis?
⤷ yn what am i not good at? 😂
⤷ charles_leclerc Being nice 😖
⤷ yn i’m very nice just not to you
⤷ charles_leclerc I’ll sue you
⤷ landonorris I’ll drown you ❤️
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yn my favorite puppy dog 🤍
landonorris awhhh you do love me 😘
landonorris ugh i’m touched
landonorris baby i’d follow you to the ends of the earth if you asked me to
landonorris sweetest brat ever
landonorris i’ve never loved anyone or anything like i love you
landonorris my one love forever
landonorris i’ll never get tired of loving you
landonorris there are no words that can describe my love for you
landonorris you have me wrapped around your finger
landonorris you’re so perfect i can’t fathom your beauty
landonorris most precious soul ever
landonorris i can’t imagine my life without you, you’ve changed me for the better
landonorris the yin to my yang
landonorris you complete me
landonorris i was made to love you
landonorris let’s fuck 🌹
⤷ oscarpiastri Almost had it
⤷ landonorris I CANT CHANGE WHO I AM OSCAR I WAS BORN LIKE THIS DID YOU NOT HEAR ME SAY I WAS MADE TO LOVE HER I’VE BEEN YEARNING FOR HER MY ENTIRE LIFE OSCAR LET ME LIVE
⤷ francolapinto a man who yearns is a man who earns ☝🏼
⤷ landonorris does this have some sort of double meaning?? cause i’ll kill you fr 🤞🏽
landonorris as i was saying, let’s fuck 💐
⤷ yn kay, i’ll meet you in the hotel room 😈
⤷ georgerussell63 IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY FREAK?? IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY NASTAYYYY???
#lando norris#lando norris x reader#lando norris smau#lando norris imagine#lando norris fluff#lando norris smut#f1 smau#f1 imagine#formula one imagine#formula one smau#lando norris insta au
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#i'm sorry i'm spiraling again i don't wanna ruin anyone's night so hopefully people have the vent tag blocked#it's just...my mom said i should date him#like i told her about his advances because i felt worried. like i was mixing up anxiety with nervous butterflies#& like i love her but i think she was just so desperate for me to be straight she jumped at the first chance#& said i should 'date him cautiously' as if that's possible#she still doesn't know & i don't think she ever will#that & like...i haven't had a legitimate friend/friend group in a long time that didn't want to fuck and/or date me#that makes me sound full of myself but it's true#i remember one of those t*ktok jokes that was like 'this is the friend that's annoying but we all just keep around anyway' & they chose me--#for it#& i think they just kept me around because i was like my ex's pet or something#& then after that was my group of friends i met at the mall & one girl in there asked me out & i was still recovering--#& that fell apart but they only delt with me because that one girl wanted me#& then my 'good' ex who was on & off. him too#i haven't had a really good friend or friend group probably ever--one that was platonic & caring & didn't think i'm annoying#& i wish i could have the chance sometime#my mom says i have to be doing something for people to not like me. & it's true i'm awkward & say the wrong thing sometimes but--#sometimes it's not me & things just don't work out#i dunno. i dunno where i was going with this sorry#tw vent#To be deleted
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𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃, 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 —
a small series of Jujutsu Kaisen men as your husband !
☆ OUR STARS : Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Choso Kamo, Aoi Todo, Toji Fushiguro, and more !
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ෆ PIXIE'S NOTE ! : heya pookies I know it's been a while 🙏🏻 but here I am creating another series to pay off the days I wasn't posting so much — forgive me my pookies 🏃🏻♀️💨 we have holiday break so I'm going to grind a lot 😝
NANAMI KENTO, as your husband !
• Nanami is the perfect standard for male wife, argue with the wall — this man knows how to cook, clean his home, does his own laundry, and mostly basic life skills that most men barely know which is pretty much a big turn on.
Nanami who always supports your decision as long as it doesn't have any bad effects in your life, he respects you a lot to whatever you do in your life — he thinks that just because you are married it doesn't mean he have full possession on you, though sometimes when you asked for his opinions about your decisions in such situations he isn't shy of what he thinks.
Nanami the type of husband who will always do small and big things for you even though you can do it yourself — carrying groceries for you, helping you in the kitchen, sending you to your work, helps you clean the house, and goes to the mall with you.
; he surprisingly took the shopping bags form your hands gently "your hands will get numb, this is pretty heavy." he says with his usual tone as he looks at you softly, you can't help but to smile in his small little gestures and gosh it's making her heart melt.
"thank you, kento." you say as you gave him a big smile and pressed a kiss on his cheeks making him grin.
Nanami who is being a worrywart when you don't reply quickly when you're out with your friends late night —
; kento | sent a message.
10:24 pm
kento : just got home love ❤️
kento : what time are you going home?
11:04 pm
kento : love, tell me when you're going home I'll pick you up ❤️
kento : is everything going alright?
kento : kind of worried, hope you respond soon 😅
11:07 pm
kento : please reach out to me when you can so I can pick you up ☺️
kento : I'm worried 😢
you : love I'm fine sorry, we we're drinking just a tiny bit 😭
you : you can pick me up now 🏃🏻♀️💨
Nanami the type of husband to use cringe emojis but you appreciate it anyways, he barely use his phone or try to use emojis — headcanon : he learned using emojis from yuji or gojo 🙏🏻 you find it silly and cute anyways.
Nanami who's phone is always filled with your photos and some sceneries with you in it — he doesn't like taking photos of himself that much though, he loves taking photos of you and look through it when he's not busy or when he misses you and he's at work.
Nanami when he learned how to use Instagram and he can't stop posting you — Gojo probably tried influencing him to use social media once and he was like no??? not until one time you took a photo of him during one of your dates and you asked him, "hey can I post this?" and of course he said yes and after that you kept posting him at some times which led him to the idea of posting you as well since he thinks you deserve it too.
; nanami.kento1990
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Nanami who is nervous to talk about the future he wants with you — not totally nervous it's more like when you talked about kids you wanted soon with him he will always be like, "sure I also thought about that." with his usual tone but deep inside talking about it was his hyper fixation and he can't stop thinking about it.
Nanami who never in his life forget about giving you flowers in small or big occasions —
; "happy mother's day." he says softly with a grin in his face as he hands you a bouquet of your favourite flowers, "kento, I'm not a mother yet." you laugh as you take the bouquet from him, admiring the flowers for a second. He never fails to make you feel happy, "maybe soon?" he chuckles then makes his way to give you a hug. "sure." you laughed and happily hugged him back tightly, exchanging I love you.
Nanami who never left by your side especially when you are not okay, he will leave his work for a day or even weeks if you really need him by your side — he will never get tired of comforting you; if you need a shoulder to cry on? He's there. He can stay all day in bed with you to make you feel better — take you out in a vacation if that's what you really need or probably do every house chores just to make you rest.
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#I had a dream this morning before I woke up#I forgot most of it but one part that still been creeping me out all day today#for some context I reconnected with this guy I went to middle school with during my freshman yr of college#but throughout college he would randomly call me out of nowhere and call SEVERAL times in a row#he’d randomly text me or snapchat me out of the blue too and send several long messages#when we first reconnected we used to video chat and he made me uncomfortable by asking stuff like if I m*sterbated or watched p*rn#he constantly talked about this girl he dated in high school who broke up with him/basically used him and made her uncomfortable#anyways in the dream I was in some kinda mall/casino and he found me and basically stalked me while I tried to get away from him#I blocked his number and snapchat a couple years ago#but now I think it’s time to hit the last nail and block him on Facebook#every time I think about this guy/like everything he ever did and said was so fucking uncomfortable and crossing boundaries#I tried to help him and give him advice but he kept dwelling on shit and won’t get help#jazz uses curse! 💜
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jjk hcs: the jjk boys as boyfriends
characters: yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, yuta okkotsu
warnings: none (i think?)
AN: if there’s anymore boyfriend hcs that you’d like to see lmk!! read gojo & nanami as boyfriends HERE
YUJI ITADORI
oh girl i am JEALOUS
he can be a little air headed at times but he’s the sweetest bf ever
i say he’s air headed but he’s actually very attentive
you get half an inch trimmed off your hair?
he notices immediately
“babe your hair looks great!”
notices everything about you actually
from your favorite color
to the brand of PENS you prefer to use
who tf notices the brand of pens people use?!?
yuji does
yk the tiktoks of boys picking entire BUSHES of flowers for their girlfriends
that’s him.
he straight up rips a whole bush out of the ground from the front of jujutsu high to give to you
principal yaga was not amused
gojo was tho
HE PRINTS OUT YOUR INSTAGRAM PICTURES TO REPLACE THE POSTERS OF MODELS ON HIS WALL
he’s so proud that your his girl fr
oh and he’s gotta hella pet names for you too
they’re all super basic
babe, sweetheart, cutie, etc.
he flirts w u like y’all aren’t together
awful pickup lines and everything
“do you have a mirror in ur pants? cause i can see myself in them.”
if u don’t think he’s the cutest then u can go argue with the wall bye
MEGUMI FUSHIGURO
he has me in a chokehold
anyways
at the beginning of y’all’s relationship he’s awkward as fuck
but he eases up pretty quickly
veryyyyyy private with y’all’s relationship
if you somehow get him to hold your hand in public let alone give you a kiss?!?
girl count ur blessings fr
and it’s not bc he’s embarrassed of your relationship or anything no ma’am
it’s bc he would NEVER hear the end of it from gojo, nobara, and yuji
valid excuse
but when you two are alone?
oh girl it’s like he’s glued to you
when i say clingy? i mean it
also
king of nap time!!
he’s kidnapping u, bring you to his dorm room, dropping u on the bed, and laying completely on top of you
swear it’s his solution to everything
ur tired? it’s nap time
sad abt something? it’s nap time
a curse beat ur ass? it’s nap time
gojo is being annoying? it’s nap time
nap time cures everything ong
he’s not too crazy w the pet names
in private he’ll call you babe
in public you’re lucky if he adds a -chan to ur name lol
he’s so pretty boy
also can we appreciate his gorgeous luscious eyelashes?
no? okay
YUTA OKKOTSU
i would give my first born to make him feel happy, safe, and loved
KING OF MY HEART
he’s so baby
he’s the type of bf that no matter how long y’all have been dating he still gets flustered over you
y’all been together for an hour? he’s blushing when you give him a kiss on the cheek
y’all been together for a week? he’s blushing when you give him a kiss on the cheek
y’all been together for a year? he’s BLUSHING WHEN YOU GIVE HIM A KISS ON THE CHEEK
HE. IS. BLUSHING.
which is so incredibly endearing and innocent
but don’t get me wrong
mess with this man too much?
oh he’ll snap
he has the patience of a saint. but when it runs out?
oh ur in for it miss gurl
period.
teasing him a lil too much tryna make him flustered
when he finally snaps he is switching that dynamic up real quick
now he’s the one smirking and feeling all smug while you’re the one with the bright red face
ahem…
anyways
yuta’s love for you is very intense
now don’t start thinking HE is intense cause no
i mean yuta loves you so much that he might just crawl up inside ur body and live there
that type of intense
you occupy his mind 99.9% of the time
he’s on a mission and has time to stroll through the mall
“oh y/n would like that” aND HE’S BUYING IT
he’s chit chatting with inumaki and panda
best believe he finds a way to bring you up in conversation
“oh! that reminds me y/n said something the other day about…”
he is the softest ever when it comes to pet names
sweetheart, my love, princess, etc.
i’m so soft for him he deserve the world
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