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raspberryusagi · 4 months ago
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Me, rambling to my wife about this crackpot theory I came up with in the shower about how Les Miserables may have been an answer to The Count of Monte Cristo, or at least could be read as such: ... But then Valjean didn't personally screw Javert over like Dantes' enemies did-
My wife: Are you sure Valjean didn't screw Javert? I thought I read that on AO3 once.
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bitchfitch · 2 months ago
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
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alivingtypo · 7 months ago
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
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okthatsgreat · 4 months ago
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just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard
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riacte · 1 year ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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bizarrebazaar13 · 11 days ago
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
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archi-pelago · 2 months ago
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
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eydilily · 26 days ago
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(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.
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arctic-hands · 4 months ago
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Every time there's a food recall that spreads from one company to the next, even from generic brands that are unique to the store selling them, it makes me realize the illusion of choice under capitalism hyped up by conservatives is a bunch of bullshit.
Oh and uh, don't drink apple juice for a while. Arsenic. And it's more than just Aldi and Walmart
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beebfreeb · 8 months ago
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wishfulsketching · 1 month ago
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This is what the dynamic was like
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bulldog-butch · 1 year ago
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i’m gonna say something controversial yet brave: sexuality labels are a convenient tool we use to define something that is undefinable
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illusioncanthurtme--art · 3 months ago
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Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!
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(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)
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hinamie · 3 months ago
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10 years later
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midnight-coffee94 · 1 year ago
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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly
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batcavescolony · 3 months ago
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Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.
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