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raspberryusagi · 1 month
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Me, rambling to my wife about this crackpot theory I came up with in the shower about how Les Miserables may have been an answer to The Count of Monte Cristo, or at least could be read as such: ... But then Valjean didn't personally screw Javert over like Dantes' enemies did-
My wife: Are you sure Valjean didn't screw Javert? I thought I read that on AO3 once.
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alivingtypo · 4 months
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
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riacte · 9 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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okthatsgreat · 1 month
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just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard
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arctic-hands · 13 days
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Every time there's a food recall that spreads from one company to the next, even from generic brands that are unique to the store selling them, it makes me realize the illusion of choice under capitalism hyped up by conservatives is a bunch of bullshit.
Oh and uh, don't drink apple juice for a while. Arsenic. And it's more than just Aldi and Walmart
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beebfreeb · 5 months
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bulldog-butch · 9 months
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i’m gonna say something controversial yet brave: sexuality labels are a convenient tool we use to define something that is undefinable
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midnight-coffee94 · 1 year
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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly
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hinamie · 18 days
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mentor
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blueskittlesart · 4 months
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Open your eyes...
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christadeguchi · 9 months
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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…
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modmad · 3 months
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I love terrible comic day can we make this an international holiday
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novaneondream · 3 months
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it’s our turn to make you smile
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batcavescolony · 9 days
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Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.
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is-this-yuri · 1 month
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i followed you for Yuri posts not homeless posts
transfer me 100$ with 'is this yuri?' in the note and i'll post a screenshot of your donation and call it yuri 👍
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backpackingspace · 2 months
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okay so post epic odyssey where odysseus and Penelope have surfaced from their room finally and he and diomedes are catching up I'm imagining the conversation going something like this
Odysseus: so then I gave up being merciful and became the monster.
Diomedes:....you tried being merciful?
Odysseus: Yes?
Diomedes: you did? You tried being a good merciful person? You?
Odysseus: Yah okay fuck off it was polties dying wish. I had to try.
Diomedes:.....90% of the war crimes in the Trojan war were suggested, planned out, and carried out by you. We literally stoned to death the guy you had a personal grudge against. We framed him for treason and stoned him to death. 70% of why Athena liked you was because she thought she knew all the ways to kill someone and then you'd suggest something insane and I'd see her taking notes. You literally gave Ajex a psyoctic break just being yourself.
Odysseus: shut up
Diomedes: I'm not wrong. Did you tell Penelope about your attempt to be a good person?
Odysseus: What? Of course I did. I told her everything.
Diomedes: did she laugh?
Odysseus:...shut up that's not the point
Diomedes: she did didn't she!!!
Odysseus: ANYWAY eurylochus wasn't appreciative of my return to monsterhood and he started causing problems so I
Diomedes: killed him? Yah saw that coming. No shit. I'm so shocked.
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