#anyway i’ll be binging this all week prob >_< !!

[kuroosdarling]

i regret to inform you all that i am deeply in love with astarion :/

[qntmd]

MINI VACATION NOTICE JULY 3-7

it’s finally time to break out of my house and have a mini vacation.  i’m heading to some random place in va that i found on a.irbnb with barely any cell reception, and i no longer use a laptop so i 100% will be goooone.  technically i’m only gone two nights, but we’ll be busy before and after a bit so we’ll say 3rd-7th.  but i’ve been staying off the dash a bit lately as i have zero energy to watch l.oki and too much untagged stuff is floating around, so i’ll prob be less active on the dash until they’ve all aired and i can sit and put all my energy into a binge anyway.  i’m not gonna pretend i’ll have any replies done before then because my anxiety has been at peak capacity lately (sorry for anyone whose messages i need to reply to also, bear with me while i get social energy bleh) and i’m not gonna force it.  if you wanna add me on disco i’ll be there sporadically when i have the brain, just ask (:  okay i’m done rambling now, go hydrate and enjoy your week. ♥♥

[chinchillinator]

Alright I’ll play. Tag 9 people to learn more about their interests!

tagged by @paradisetemporarilymisplaced

MUSIC

fav genre? pop-punk prob

fav artist(s)? Pierce the Veil, Taylor Swift, The Civil Wars

fav song? So Contagious by Acceptance

most listened song recently? According to Spotify, MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name)

song currently stuck in your head? House a Habit by We Are the Guests

5 fav lyrics?

- "you smile dressed in Coppertone tan lines" (Bedless, PtV)

- "I stayed there/dust collecting on my pinned up hair” (Right Where You Left Me, Taylor Swift)

- "I brought a gun in as the preacher tried to stop me/hold my heart it’s beating for you anyway" (Caraphernelia, PtV)

- "if madness overtakes us both/than nobody would be alone” (The Killing Kind, Marianas Trench)

- "I can’t help falling out of love with you” (Falling, The Civil Wars)

radio or your own playlist | solo artists and bands | pop or indie | loud or silent volume I slow and fast songs | music video or lyrics video | speakers or headphones | riding a bus in silence or while listening to music | driving in silence or with radio on

BOOKS

fav book genre? uhhhhhhhh fantasy I guess

fav writer? I don’t really have one I guess?

fav book? The Night Circus or The Haunting of Alaizabel Cray

fav book series? Wake, Fade, and Gone by Lisa McMann

comfort book? Twilight + sequels (don’t @ me)

perfect book to read on a rainy day? literally any of them??? rainy days are for reading just pick any book ever and it’s perfect

fav characters? ...all of the characters...? can’t we do least favorite? I’m sure I might be able to pull a few least faves

5 quotes from your fav book that you know by heart?

- "The circus arrives without warning."

- That’s it, that’s all I got, I have a terrible memory and I haven’t read anything besides fanfic in a very long time, including my favorite books

hardcover and paperback | buy or rent | standalone novels and book series | ebook and physical copy | reading at night or during the day | reading at home or in nature | listening to music while reading or reading in silence | reading in order or reading the ending first | reliable or unreliable narrator  | realism or fantasy | one and multiple POVS | judging by the covers or by the summary | rereading or reading just once

TV AND MOVIES

fav tv/movie genre? romcom

fav movie? Chocolat

comfort movie? Jurassic Park or Coraline

movie you watch every year? The Nightmare Before Christmas

fav tv show? Black Sails

comfort tv show? Psych

most rewatched tv show? Parks and Rec I think...?

ultimate otp? sorry I have to pick???

5 fav characters?

- Captain Charles Vane (Black Sails)

- Anne Bonny (Black Sails)

- Jack Rackham (okay, stop listing all the Black Sails characters, bitch)

- Klaus Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)

- ...Max (Black Sails)

tv shows or movies | short seasons (8-13 episodes) and full seasons (22 episodes or more) | one episode a week or bingeing | one season or multiple seasons | one part or saga | half hour or one hour long episodes | subtitles on or off | rewatching or watching just once | downloads or watches online

Tagging from my recent activity: @weird-is-all-ive-got @emorion88 @vivacious-vero @mx-flint @69-toojay @assassin-or-templar-56 @loflight501 @miraxb @moreta1770

but you don’t have to (the mortifying ordeal of being known and all that...)

[theladyyavilee]

okay, so I know everyone is currently being sucked in by supernatural and I thought I’d be too (tbf I tried, but the first two eps made me feel like I would never ever be able to sleep again, I am just REALLY not made for this genre, I am a baby when it comes to horror and jump-scares and the likes, so I’ll probs watch the 8-hour-destiel-supercut, ya know?), but instead I feel head-first into shield of tomorrow?

and am now the saddest little fan ever, because I am like 2-3 years late to the party, the fandom is smaller than tiny and everyone has pretty much moved on by now and the series doesn’t even have a real functioning tag on ao3

I am like absolutely devastated you guys

this made me feel the same sense of wonder and amazement that cr campaign one did (and that campaign two doesn’t quite evoke in the same way, like I love campaign two a whole fucking lot but for some stupid reason a little bit of the magic is gone for me and i am still trying to find it again) and I binged it in like one and a half weeks and now I am in THE FUCKING VOID

anyways catch me going for the immediate 70-hour-rewatch (I watch at double speed because who has time for anything? also this means that in the time it takes others to do one watch-through I can do a first watch AND a rewatch)

god I wish I wasn’t literally the only person watching this right now and had someone to yell about it with

EDIT: ALSO HECK YEAH FOR ALL THE SPACE QUEERS like seriously, this is so fucking queer, I felt so validated as a space queer myself

and that good fucking disability rep, like GOOD FUCKING WORK

[insecurespice]

Not me realizing after almost a 4 days of binging & irregular sleep that I was spiraling

Anyways, I’m on day 3 of being active so yay at me for trying to steer the wheel. ( not realizing it’s the 5 yr anniversary of my essential break down)

Feb to like July 2016 was trash. There was no Controlla Summer for me. I didn’t feel anything last year since I wasn’t in America but whew.

I’m in a way different place then. I lost all the weight I had gained from it (by this time last year) . Thought this past week I climbed up like 2-3 lbs. By the end of the month (or call it March after my period ends..I want to be at my GOAL. Though like my friend said, I’ll prob see no difference, but tbh I wanna see that number. Also, given that my weight has been the same since July of 2020, I think I can see more fat percentage this week by how I ate. But I’m not wallowing).

[ms-marmar]

ok why tf am I having one of my WORST binges on the night of my moms bday lmaooo

anyways im gonna list all the shit I ate that I consider part of this binge (which wasn't supposed to become a binge cuz I was like issok I can have the cake,,, but it did anywaY) so I can look back on this n feel guilty cuz I try to avoid/not think about what I have sometimes so that I don't feel the hurt as much?? im so secretive I lie to myself. we luv coping mechanisms

anyways heres a list of my sins :

-creamy tomato pasta (quite a bit)

-red velvet cake w cream cheese frosting (also a lot skdjdjjd)

-chikin

-some veggies,,, also a potato in there skxjjc

-cheetos

-puto

-pita chips (a fuck ton)

-cheeSE (like three kinds lmao)

-cinnamon toast crunch w milk (sugary cereal is a common binge food for me)

-a handful of rice (literally,,,, I put it in my hand)

-ONE PIECE OF FRIED PORK?? to go w my one rice LMAO (the pork wasn't even yummy Dx honestly was just feeling sick at this point--)

-Apple (I tried LMAO)

-peanut butter

-nutella

-straight up ,,, cream cheese frosting LOL

-cheese n sour cream ruffles

ok literally time to purge then fast if this don't make me feel bad I don't know what will pls world spare me I have a midterm to study for and all I can think about is stuffing my face n throwing it the fuck up when I KNOWWW I PROBS WONT LOSE WEIGHT THROWING UP

i was so good at fasting last week ,,, where did that energy go??? kskejdjfjkfw

someone pls bully me LMAO maybe I'll stop fuckin binging 😭 no creeps tho pls

[hydraulic-conductivity]

i’ve been kinda using this blog as a secondary shitposting/aesthetic blog casually. but the true reason it was created was to discuss my mental illnesses and lowkey it was a pro ana blog so i’d like to quickly check in with that since i shifted to tiktok and this is the original secondary blog i had in march 2012 when i was literally crumbling. it is august 2020.

anyways, eating disorder wise i’m pretty ok. i don’t binge eat anymore and if i do it’s not nearly as bad as it has been. i don’t starve but i definitely don’t eat every time i’m hungry immediately until my headache gets so bad i need to or i can’t sleep because i’m in pain. so maybe that’s not healthy but i don’t feel anorexic. because i do eat. but i’m finally at the point where my clothes are all big on me or finally fit and everyone in my life is noticing that i “look skinnier” and that i “lost weight” but i genuinely think i look the same. i made a tiktok of trying on the dress i wore at my ex best friends wedding and it was the only thing that really opened my eyes to how different i look. but in day to day life i do not feel or notice a change. i enjoy working out a lot more i just wish i has was a bit more...able. i have come to terms with feeling it but i do not like using the word “disabled” i suppose but something’s wrong with me for sure and because my sister is literally dying from a (genetic) disease... i’m thinking i should start focusing on treating myself well to have a healthy future because i deserve it.

so because i’ve been tryna start focusing on my health more, i’ve been cigarette and juul free(minus emergency hits here and there but no buying new pods) for a month + and that’s the longest i’ve gone without nicotine since i was 15. i’m 23. it’s a lot. i like being vegan bc morals but i cheat sometimes bc food. i have come to terms with a lot of traumas and mental illness diagnoses that were uncomfortable and that i rejected. i understand myself better. i almost have a 4.0 and i’m finally in a university which is a huge step considering i am technically only (almost) 9 months clean, hella mental illnesses and disabled. im still smoking weed obviously. medically necessary. emotionally and recreationally as well. but i even went on a tolerance break bc i had some court things to settle. jail time/probation/license suspended. misdemeanor. what a scary word. anyways that just happened and i’m a better person now because of it. i was lucky.

i’m just gonna tag everything i’ve been diagnosed w that i can recall rn (lol ptsd too but like idk :) i feel guilty claiming that one even though i think about my rapist every single day) omg fun fact he was coming into my old work before i quit my job because i was hitting emotional rock bottom coming to terms with it :)) the first time i saw him again i was hyperventilating in the bathroom and crying :)) and i watched him leave on camera :) and i was too scared to smoke a cigarette outside after 7 pm for like 2 weeks. anyways.

i’m doing some spiritual work.

also my bff and i just broke up bc of a lot of things but she found out serious stuff about my rapist that changed everything and told me very casually when it was damaging information. then she tried to act like she was assaulted even though what she did was prediscussed, consensual rapeplay. anyways i hate him and i can’t be tied up anymore and anal sex is even scarier. what a fucking piece of shit that was literally the only virginity i had left 😂😩 i listen to bloodmoney by poppy and scream at the sky and i listen to my queen taylor of course folklore rn is saving my whole life i needed it so baddddddddddd. i just try my best. i feel stuck like always but how do i move on from so much shit ?

i have started to control my skin and picking and it rly started to look beautiful but then i relapsed 😂 um also i am not pursuing any romantic relationship anymore since i became his side bitch but also he’s still my dom and it’s casual so yikes one day i’ll need more but for rn we’re doing okay. he moves away the end of this month. the last few people i dated abused me, cheated on me, or didn’t give a fuck about me so i’m lowkey not on a good path picking.

i let myself become infatuated with my ex who had a girlfriend and we talked almost 24/7 until he ghosted next because they moved back in together. it was stupid but i romanticized him s lot and i wanna blame teen love but it’s prob the bpd too. lol.

[so-long-sadgirl]

Remember when i was like i need an anime to binge, yea this would’ve been great. I will admit there are downsides to dub like i had to wait so long for this to come out when if i had been watching subbed i could’ve watched all 13 eps at once. But... now it’s all out subbed and dub so take your pick

So I’m not saying you need to be smart to watch this because i watched it and umm yea no thoughts in this head just 2d boys. So i think watching this all like in one go would be best like taking a weeks long break and coming back for the final ep will be just a tad confusing. Anyways now the story has a lot of world building and is really interesting. We follow this brilliant detective as he spends his life solving murder cases and there are a lot of inworls mechanics that go into being a brilliant detective that i probs couldn’t explain right if i tried. Anyways i watched this maybe like a lil over a month ago at this point so i am v fuzzy on quite a few details and the ones I’m not fuzzy on are like spoiler-y so I’ll conclude this with a good old fashioned watch this cause i liked it, also the characters are good like i don’t know how else to explain fleshed out might be the expression. So yea yes good score outta 10 watch this anime

Anyways watch ID:Invaded if ya like🖤

[mothmansfriend]

when i’m sad oh god i’m sad (pt. 2)

link to pt. 1

follows a very similar timeline to @tearxofink‘s fic Rules for a Functioning Alcoholic but will prob have differences (such as no established relationships) and takes place in @illogicallyinclined‘s hockey au after the mention of Remus possibly having undiagnosed bipolar disorder

update: i think its important to acknowledge roughly where this takes place in the big timeline bc D doesn’t really drink past freshman yr in this AU because of self preservation and trauma, alcoholism was more an issue before then in high school (when remus and d were Rowdy Boys) but the stress of Logan’s concussion lead to some heavy drinking that was caught quickly by Virgil because Remus Cannot Keep Secrets.

summary: Remus has undiagnosed Bipolar Disorder and is dealing with a severe depressive episode in the aftermath of realizing that binge drinking with D wasn’t just his own search to Feel Something, but was also D’s relapse into alcoholism. Remus comes to the realization of lost time during manic episodes and refuses help.

tw: graphic descriptions of a depressive episode, self harm (burning),  suicidal thoughts, and suicidal intent (but not attempt). unhealthy coping mechanisms, alcohol abuse, mentioned alcoholism, undiagnosed mental illness, miscommunications on shared trauma, ask to tag if i missed any.

There are a number of places that are simply uncomfortable to sleep. Barely sitting up and using the chairs provided by the previous tenants as a pillow is certainly one of them. It takes Remus a moment to identify what woke him up as there's another round of knocking on his door and he doesn’t want to respond. It’s bright out,the sun is blocked from his figure by the curtains covering most of the windows. He hears Roman’s muffled voice as the locked doorknob jiggles, “See? I told you he’s not here, Virge. There’s nothing to be worried about, if he doesn’t show up by tomorrow I’ll go look for him. You know how he is”.

Their footsteps move away and Virgil speaks, “Can you text him? I’m just worried, Thomas said that-” his voice fades as they enter the kitchen.

Remus can barely pick himself off the floor before his phone lit up with a notification.

the shittier twin: You good? LMK when you’re coming home, Virgil is lowkey freaking out  (received: 10:14)

He stares at the words willing his brain to focus as he decides, maybe he should reply.

He sends a photo of a fat pigeon he took outside a club him and D got kicked out of a few weeks ago. It would be clear that the picture was taken at a different time, but does get message of ‘I’m alive’ across. Which is about as much as Remus is willing to communicate to people that haven’t even tried to contact him before now. How sad is it that his twin brother didn’t even check on him until six days later. Or maybe he should be asking if it’s sad that after four days Roman still hasn’t noticed that he’s home, or that it took Roman six to even ask? Remus spends all this time in the theatre and in the arts studio, and still Roman was the only one to ask, though at the request of someone who wants to get mad at him. He considers if maybe that he is a bad person, and that isn’t something he normally would care about, but if he weren’t then people might have checked on him. He usually hangs out with D almost everyday and he swears he’s never been gone more than maybe four days. But no one else seems concerned at all.

He considers reasons why this might be and gets stuck on Roman’s comment that he hasn’t been gone that long, and the implications then of him being gone longer. Things that don’t really make sense, but he knows losing your train of thought and getting distracted is a part of ADHD, but maybe, this is much more concerning. How does he know that he’s only ever been gone so long, maybe those lapses are more than a few minutes of zoning out. Which leads to, does Remus know who he is during these lapses? The contrast between the two prince twins have always been clear in their behaviour, Roman who follows every word their parents whisper in his ear. The boy grew up to be an actor after years of who takes any command without thought at that chance to be on top, and revelled in praise. It’s the cowards way of survival, are you really living if you’re not you? He knows Roman wasn’t quite loving that, but he still complied. Remus has always known exactly who he is and who he always will be. But the uncertainty of who he is in those spaces that seem to be taking up more and more space, maybe he;s been following someones script too?

He’s constantly changing his mind and forgetting where he is, are his feelings his? If everything the thought he knew about himself is slipping through his fingers like sand in an hourglass than how does he make it stop?

—

Virgil slides into the recently empty chair next to Roman the second Patton gets up to ask the waitress for another round of coffee, he steals one of Roman’s sausages and speaks, “By the way, I’m catching a ride to your place with you and D”.

Roman squawks at the sausage thief, “Why? I already told you Remus isn’t home!”

Virgil rolls his eyes, “Yeah I know, just humour me. I went to talk to Joan before we left and Thomas said Remus texted to apologize for missing practice, he’s never done that before! I just wanna come check, you can make fun of me later or whatever.”

“Fine, whatever, I know you’d just show up anyway. I don’t think him texting Thomas means anything though, even if it is weird.”

“Well we can agree to disagree then.”

—

The entry to the apartment the Prince twins share with D was just as full of banter as expected. D and Roman irritating Virgil without effort but Virgil matching that with his own comebacks and determination to check on Remus. “Alright, Emo Knightmare, let’s go knock on his cave door so I can know you again, that he isn’t home” Roman drops his bag next to the couch and heads down the shared hallway of D, Remus, and the storage closet. D walks past him with comments of a essay due tomorrow and disappears. Roman walks down and knocks on the door sternly once maintaining eye contact with Virgil knowing there will not be a response. Virgil follows him and he knocks again after a moment and jiggles the knocked door handle. “See? I told you he’s not here, Virge. There’s nothing to be worried about, if he doesn’t show up by tomorrow I’ll go look for him. You know how he is.” Roman turns and leads them back out into the living room towards the kitchen.

Virgil pauses for a moment watching the door before he follows, “Can you text him? I’m just worried, Thomas said that he actually texted to apologize for not showing up today. You know when Remus is out he never remembers to charge his phone, it just seems weird.”

Roman exhales and wordlessly pulls out his phone shooting off a text to his twin before pulling some leftovers out of the fridge to offer to Virgil despite the fact they had eaten not long ago. Virgil accepts and he puts it on two plates for the microwave. Roman’s phone vibrates on the counter with a text. The emo leans over to read and snorts, “Wait, is Remus’s name actually ‘the shittier twin’ in your phone? He just send a picture of  what appears to be an obese pigeon, that doesn’t answer my question at all!”

Roman shrugs, “Of course it is, and yeah that sounds about right, it’s like he’s trying to communicate through hieroglyphics, he’s just telling us he’s fine.”

Virgil’s dark eyes examine Roman’s face for any reflection that he’s just trying to make him stop bothering him with his concern, but when he sees nothing he drops his defensiveness, “Yeah, okay, he’s your brother, he’s kind of like a cat I guess. He always comes home right?”

The microwave beeps and Roman slides the extra plate in front of Virgil, “Exactly, he’s just like this, I’ll text you when he comes back. You don’t need to worry about it, Virge.”

Virgil shoots him a small smile before taking his plate to the couch closely followed by the oldest Prince twin as they settle down with Netflix until they need to leave for their respective classes.

—

Roman blearily wipes his eyes as he wakes up in his dark room and rolls over to check the time. 2:34am wake up and bathroom break time. He briefly considers just rolling over and waiting four or five hours until he needs to get up for class, but decides there’s just a higher chance of getting a restless sleep the rest of the night. The hockey captain rolls out of bed standing in his room shirtless and only wearing a random pair of soft sleep pants and stumbles out of his room, crossing the living room and entry way he’s about to try the handle of the dark bathroom door when it opens to reveal a tall dark figure.

Roman jumps back with an admittedly embarrassing squawk before recognizing the dark figure to be a freshly showered, exhausted, and almost weak looking Remus. The two stood in silence for a moment, Remus not even reacting to the sight of his brother. Roman awkwardly laughed for a moment, “Holy shit, Remus! I didn't even realize you were home.”

Remus stares emptily, moving to walk away without replying, Roman stops him with a hand on his shoulder, “Are you like, uh, okay? You kind of look like shit”

That was clearly the wrong thing to say as suddenly Remus’s face hardens into a snarl, “Oh fuck you, Roman.” His voice cracks halfway through but it doesn’t do anything to diminish the venom in his voice, “Don’t fucking touch me.”

“Christ! If you’re going to be an asshole then nevermind, I just wanted to check up on you. You know, like a concerned brother just might do?” Roman fires back suddenly feeling defensive. The tone of voice Remus uses almost sounds scared to him but he doesn’t have the energy to pry at Remus in the hallway less than 6 feet from D’s door at 2:30am.

“You don’t get to play any kind of concerned brother role right now! You don’t just get to decide to be concerned one day, it’s all about appearances with you, I dont fuck with that!” Remus’s voice raises as he gets more and more riled up, his voice sounds like shit as if he hasn’t used it in days, “Tell me when you think I got home, Princey, huh? You don't know shit about me and it’s time you stopped asking like you do.” He steps towards Roman edging back down the hallway to the living room.

“Why am I supposed to know when you got home?” Roman fires back, “You’re an adult! You’ve taken care of yourself fine for years, I’m not your parent I don’t need to know where you are twenty-four-fucking-seven!”

Vaguely, Roman hears D’s bedroom door open and feels brief regret that was smashed by Remus shoving him backwards. “You don’t need to know! But, did you ever think to wonder? Did you ever once care enough to ask? No! I don’t remember ever being gone more than three or four days.”

Roman recoils for a second in confusion but counters standing his ground, “What does that fucking mean? You own a calendar, a phone, you should know your average in the last year has been like five to seven days, you can’t blame me that you decide to go on a bender every 6 months or less. Can’t you ever grow up?”

“It means I don’t know where I was for two to four of those days at least! You self absorbed prick! Fuck!” Remus crumples for a second, his facial expression looks so, lost. He violently grabs and tugs on his still damp hair. He stands back up face guarded once again. “I know I never go out without a plan, I have paid some fucking terrible prices for that that you never need to know about. But, you’re telling me that I was out there and I don’t remember it? And no one thought to mention anything to me? And you’re asking if I’m ‘okay’? Fuck that, fuck you. I’m going back to my room, and ideally I’ll fucking rot and die before I have to look at you again,” Remus seethes before turning and slamming his door without waiting for a response.

Roman sags at his brothers exiting remarks, making tentative eye contact with D who waits in the dark hallway. “I don’t know what to do,” Roman says quietly.

D moves towards him moving them to the couch offering a comforting touch to the remaining twin, “Roman, I cannot tell you that I have any idea about what just happened. But, it seems like he just wants you to be there for him, in his own weird displays of affection he does love you and I think maybe he’s scared sometimes that you don’t care for him, and he lashes out. But right now, you need to go back to sleep so you can go to your boring nine am lecture, and I’ll try to spend time with him tomorrow. Sound good?”

Roman examines D, letting himself feel vulnerable for a moment but trusts that D knows what to do. He’s known the twins since high school, if anyone knew it would be him. “Thank you, D” Roman whispers, leaning into the little affection for a moment before he stands up and moves them back down the hallway.

Roman goes to the bathroom as originally planned but thinks about the things his younger brother had said. How much is he missing? What does it mean for Remus to simply not remember days at a time? Is it because of drinking too much or something else?

As Roman tucks himself back into bed, preparing himself for the restless sleep he had been trying to avoid. His mind wanders, and he can’t help but think that maybe he should be questioning blood stains on Remus’s carpet a little more.

[azoraahai]

RYDER 👏 AND 👏 DEAN

▸ how did they they meet? they met on that hunt in s2 episode 2 i think with that killer clown thingy ( i forgot what its called oops ). but anyways, the file ellen showed sam in that episode, she mentioned that it was something for a friend.... ryder being that friend. so when she finds out no good hunters stole her case to earn her some extra cash, my baby girl is hella upset. her and dean bicker/argue from the getgo lol i love my parents.

▸ who developed romantic feelings first? they both do, but they’re sooooo fucking stubborn about their feelings. sure, they’ve had sex before actually feelings got involved since they’re both v attractive people, but real feelings don’t come until s5.

▸ who is their biggest “shipper?” probably sam bc he’s like oh finally, they’re together. about damn time haha. or maybe god/chuck since he’s the one who put them together in the first place.

▸ when did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances? well i mean they’re gonna have sex in like the third chapter and they def have some hot make out scenes so i guess that counts. their first kiss isn’t like a big deal i guess.

▸ who confessed their feelings first? deano. in s5, there will be a scene where he and ryder are alone and he’s lost all hope with continuously saying no to michael. so before he goes and makes that big decision, he decides to let his true feelings out to her and its v soft and emotional.

▸ what was their first official date? do they even have time for dates lol? i guess a bar or something idk they’re not a going out type of dating people. 

▸ how do they feel about double dates/group dates? not big on that. it doesn’t seem like they’re thing tbh.

▸ what do they do in their down time? when they’re not out on cases, they’re probs chilling at the bunker, stuffing their faces with food, and binging on the classics.

▸ what was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like? dean never met ryder’s asshole parents since they die before then. and since both mary and john come back, imma talk about that. mary and john both liked ryder and valued all she’s done for dean and sam. funny thing is that ryder has never liked john and she makes this known when he comes back in the 300th episode. her and mary have ups and downs, but they do have a semi-good relationship.

▸ what was their first fight over and how did they get past it? i mean they’ve been fighting since the beginning so they def argue a lot. their first real screaming match is probs ryder trying to separate herself from the winchesters bc they’re no good hunters no matter what they do and dean’s had enough of her bs.

▸ which one is more easily made jealous? oof.... probs ryder. dean is her man and she makes that known.

▸ what is their favorite thing to get to eat? burgers or pizza. a classic on the go food.

▸ who’s the cuddly one? what’s their favorite cuddling position? dean. he likes to hold her throughout the night even tho they both move around a lot in their sleep lol.

▸ are they hand holders? do i even have any ships who are hand holders lol??? but yeah not really. maybe once in a blue moon, but nah.

▸ how long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? what’s the circumstances? a few weeks. they literally have sex within the third chapter.

▸ who tops? 80% ryder. 20% dean. ryder likes to top her men and that’s a fact.

▸ what’s the worst first they’ve ever gotten into? oh god... um.... i dont really know what to say?? probably the first time ryder died lol that was a bad first bc that lasted like what?? two years???

▸ who does the shopping and the cooking? when they have the time, they both do but they interchange roles a lot.

▸ which one is more organized and prone to tidiness? dean. i know people like to categorize him as the messy one, but like did y’all see his room when they got settled in the bunker? everything was in order and neatly decorated so yeah, dean is def perfect for this.

▸ who proposes? proposing??? lol what’s that??? ( maybe dean idk )

▸ do they have joined bachelor/bachelorette parties or separate? if they do ever get married, that shit is gonna be separate. 100%.

▸ who is the best man/maid of honor? any other groomsmen or bridesmaids? lol this is funny. who would even fit these categories?? sam obs the best man but ryder’s maid of honor???? who is even alive at that point???

▸ big ceremony or small? small.

▸ do they have a honeymoon? if so, where? somewhere they don’t have to worry about hunting. literally anywhere, they don’t care. they just want one week of bliss.

▸ do they have children? how many? they’d probably have one girl. 

send me a ship and i’ll break them down

[isabellabellac]

Old or Tired

Character: Edmund x reader

Warning: modern AU, text message format

Words: 865 words

Last Friday, you were staying at home all day as the school was on holiday. You stayed at home all day, binging your favourite show and feasting on Nutella and crisps. Around 3 in the afternoon, your mum called you, telling you to pick up your little sister from her elementary school. You had no choice but to stop watching your favourite show and start dressing up to pick her up. You love your sister by all means, but not so much when you have to say goodbye to your comfy bed, delicious snacks and the equally-delicious male actor.

You put on your go-to hoodie and tie your hair into a messy bun, didn't bother putting any makeup on, hoping that no one would see you. Grabbing your purse, you made your way to the bus stop and it took you a total 30 minutes to get to the elementary school, mentally crying for the episode you could have watched in the meantime.

You were standing on the sidewalk, waiting for the red lights to turn, and you saw a familiar face on the other side of the road. You screamed his name and tried to get his attention, but he paid you no mind. You saw he was with his friends and even though you two are really good friends, you stopped yelling his name across the road, avoiding to look like a total fool.

Taking a closer look at him, you realised there's something different about him. Although he's with his friends laughing at Aslan-knows-what, you couldn't help but notice the dullness in his eyes. His eyes lacked the usual sparks and the bags under his eyes hanged so low, it nearly touched the ground. His hair was as messy as a bird's nest, tempting you to run your hand through his hair and comb it. Although he looked as handsome as usual, he looked like, put it nicely, a 35-year-old hot male model. Not putting it nicely, he looked old.

You brushed that thought off of your mind and continued your journey on picking up your sister. However, a certain boy keeper popping into your mind.

After picking up your sister from her elementary school and taking a detour to McDonald's, you finally made it back to your nice warm home. You put down the McDonald's paper bag on the dining table, headed to your room and change into your comfy PJs. Going back to the living room with the food, you played Pepper pig on the TV for your sister and you two started devouring the burgers and fries like a pack of hungry wolves.

While your sister was watching the TV, you took out your phone and texted someone.

Y/N: Hi, Eddy.

Just a Just King: Hey, Y/N! What's up?

Y/N: The sky, duh.

Y/N: Anyway, I literally just saw you rn.

Y/N: Well, not exactly rn. About 30 mins before, probs.

Just a Just King: Oh...

Just a Just King: Where?

Y/N: Somewhere near Y/S/N 's elementary school.

Y/N: You looked exhausted...

Y/N: Panda eyes, rlly deep eye bag

Just a Just King: Oh... Really...

Just a Just King: You saw my face?

Y/N: *REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE* Anyway, I literally just saw you rn.

Y/N: I was just on the other side of the road and I kept screaming your name like a lunatic.

Y/N: You didn't even look at me...

Just a Just King: I'm sorry, princess. I was with my fds and they were very loud.

Just a Just King: *REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE* Panda eyes, rlly deep eye bag"

Just a Just King: I've spent all night doing my project.

Just a Just King: Didn't have much sleep all week.

Y/N: Yeah, that's pretty obvious. You have a REALLY deep eye bag.

Y/N: I thought you were a panda at first glance.

Just a Just King: OMG! Do I look ugly?

Just a Just King: LOL

Y/N: I wouldn't use ugly to describe it, the word I'd use is old.

Y/N: You look SO old.

Just a Just King: Shit!

Just a Just King: But, seriously, I REALLY look old?!

Y/N: Old

Just a Just King: I'm just tired! I must remind you that I'm only 5 months older than you.

Y/N: Well, are you free tn then? Do you still have to stay up all night to finish your project?

Just a Just King: Nah, I finished everything. I'm free as a birdie tonight.

Y/N: My mum has come back from work already. I told her I'm coming rn.

Y/N: Also, I am getting pizza on my way here.

Y/N: Pick a movie, grab the blankey and pillows. I'll be here in 15.

Y/N: We'll watch a movie and cuddle tgt. Maybe a massage can ease your tiredness.

Just a Just King: Can't wait.

Just a Just King: Thank you.

Y/N: Anything to make you feel better...

Y/N: And to look younger!

Just a Just King: I swear, I am just tired!

Just a Just King: I am not that old!

Just a Just King: I am not old at all!

Just a Just King: I love you.

General Masterlist 

[tayegi]

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Anonymous said:So I am binge reading your fics these past weeks and I want to tell you that you are an amazing writer :) thank you for those beautifully written fics. Some of my favorites are In Bloom, The Golden Boy, New Rules and Majesty. Ahh majesty... even if its the shortest, its sooo good. I know you prob lost inspiration in writing it, but when the time comes that you find it again, I'll be one happy kid. Thank you again and I hope you have a good day :)

Anonymous said:C&C is a huge favourite to me because it's one of the few fics (or any writing honestly) that I've read in which the reader doesn't always choose what would be considered the 'happy ending' and that life isn't all sunshine and flowers. In fact, life shouldn't be like that. Idk man, reading it just makes me really happy each time. Definitely one of my very favorites that I've ever read. Love you Lu (:

Anonymous said:JJK Must Die is still one of my fave fics I've ever read

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Anonymous said:Omg omg i’ve just finished reading part 8 of new rules and it’s amaaaazing i’ve been waiting for the update silently since i know you don’t like it when people ask about it, and i personally find it really annoying when people pressure you or other writers about something like that... Anyway, your work is always great and I’m your proud fan❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous said:I love your work! Your writing is ridiculously gorgeous and so effortlessly binge-worthy (I've managed to read everything on your Masterlist at least twice at the hands of perhaps a little missed sleep- a very worthy sacrifice). Thank you for posting on here- I felt somewhat obliged to share my appreciation to someone who posts such incredible stuff on here for people to read entirely free. Thank you so so much for your work :) xx

Anonymous said:Hi!! Another anon here inspired to speak up and say that I literally only read your fics for the plot...I don’t like smut and avoid smut fanfics but I love the plots in yours?? So even though I haven’t read all of your works, I thoroughly enjoyed the ones I have. My favs were the Tae drabbles you shared a few months ago, New Rules and that small one shot about having feels for Hobi? So so good! 😊

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Anonymous said:Hi Lu! I wanna say that I really really love u. I hope u'r doing well & everything in ur life is great. I love ur works & they inspire me a lot. Especially, ur strong women characters. I've read once that u said most readers dislike OC of In the Bloom & its sequels. I want u to know that I really love her. She is one of my favourites along with OC of NR. Btw thanks for update. I've absolutely enjoyed reading this. Waiting for update was agony & reading was emotional tornado. Take of yourself! 😍

Anonymous said:in how to lose a guy.. i find their chemistry so endearing snndjd idk my heart flutters a lil

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HOW MANY PUPPIES HAVE I SAVED IN A FORMER LIFE TO DESERVE THIS LOVE???? AJSDLFJ U GUYS R THE GREATEST HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH AND I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF U MORE THAN ULL EVER KNOW

[lalka-laski]

A - Appearance.

What are you wearing? A sweatshirt with my company's logo & a pair of jeggings

What are on your feet right now? Slip-on sneak type of things? I abandoned my usual flip-flops today because my feet are a tragedy

What color are your fingernails? Like my toenails, my fingernails are also a tragedy! I haven't had room in my budget for a mani pedi in awhile :/

What does your hair look like right now? It's clipped up, but it's clean and therefore, the best my hair has looked this week

B - Best Friend

Who is your best friend? I have several but for the sake of this survey I'll say Sean

What was the last thing you two did together? Sadly it was a post-funeral service for his grandmother. But it was a fun, lighthearted celebration of her life. I adore his family and it's always great to spend time with them, even if the circumstances are dismal.

What is (s)he doing right now? Man, this guy is ALL over the map. I can't keep tabs on him! He could be in Bora Bora right now and I wouldn't question it.

Are you talking to her/him online right now? Nope, but we keep in pretty regular contact.

C - Crush.

Who is (s)he? He's a little more than a crush! He's my fiance

What does (s)he look like? The cutest pumpkin pie in the WORLD (he finds that nickname emasculating?? Can't imagine why...) What was the last thing you two talked about? We're texting right now about what Starbucks drinks we're gonna get later!

Does (s)he make you smile? More than anyone or anything on the planet

D - Dad

What’s your dad’s name? Richard

What does he do for a living? He's an electrician. Although these days he's more of an executive (I don't know his actual title). So he oversees lots of electricians and various projects, but doesn't do as much as the hands-on work. I'm so proud of him for working his way up the ladder but it's still so funny to me to picture my blue-collar, borderline redneck dad, working in an OFFICE.

What was the last thing you two did together? We got ice cream (Glenn & my mom were also present)

Do you get along better with him than your mother? My mom and I have more in common and therefor do more friendly/social stuff together. But I get along with each of them equally well. Especially as an adult.

E - Ebay.

Have you ever bought anything from ebay? Yep I have a few pairs of reading glasses on the way actually

Do you just shop around when you’re online? Kinda but I'm trying to kick the habit

Do you know anybody who is addicted to it? You could argue I am...

Have you ever sold anything on it? Nope

F - Facebook.

When was the last time you logged on? I'm on currently

How many friends do you have? Over 1,000

Do you hate when your facebook chat messes up? It doesn't happen much tbh

Who was the last person to leave you a wall post? I just had a birthday so it could've been anybody

G - Google.

Do you Google everything? I might rely TOO much on Google!

What was the last thing you Googled? Stretches for my calves

Would you ever trade Google in for Bing? Nah

What do you Google the most? "Is it safe to eat expired ______?"

H - Hair.

Do you like your hair? It's kind of my enemy. I spent years destroying it with box dye but even regardless of that, it's limp and stringy in texture. I long for thick, luscious locks!

What color is your hair? Blonde

What does it look like right now? Clipped up in a claw clip

What kind of shampoo for you use? Biolage

I - Ibuprofen

When was the last time you took ibuprofen? Few days ago for a headache prob Do you rely on it for everything (cramps, headache)? I don't take it much, no

Are you so thankful people made it? I mean yeah?

Do you have any right now? We have a few bottles upstairs at the nurse's station

J - Jobs.

Do you need a job? I have one. I need a better PAYING job though...

Where do you work? A fertility clinic

Where would you work? If I could choose anywhere? I'd be a regular columnist for a website, magazine, blog etc.

How much money would you like to get paid? Sadly, I'd be ok with even $15/hour at this point. Ideally $20.... but that will never happen at this job.

K - Kissing.

Who was the last person you kissed? Glenn

Will you next kiss be a mistake? This is a weirdly common question in surveys. But no, it certainly won't.

Do you kiss someone everyday? Mhm

Who was your first kiss? Steven was his name

L - Love.

Who do you love the most in your life? My family, Glenn, my friends, my babies

Have you ever been in love before? I am right now

Does it make you so happy when you feel the feeling of love? Oh it's like SPARKLING, magical feeling throughout my whole body. Electric, even.

Why is this word so hard to describe? Probably because it's such a spiritual, almost otherworldly feeling. While there are a lot of physical sensations that accompany it, love itself is magical. And how do you define that in human language??

M - Mom.

What is your mom’s name? Julie

What is she doing right now? Ugh. The lucky duck is currently in Canada with my godmother having the time of her life. I'm so jealous but happy for her!

Where does she work? She's a retired schoolteacher

Do you two shop together a lot? Oh very often!

N - Netflix.

Do you have Netflix? Mhm but I don't watch it much

If not, what movies would you order?

Do you rent a lot of movies? Nah

Do you have the tool where it just downloads to your tv? Uh what? I have a Smart TV so I don't need any additional tools really?

O - Ohio.

Is this the state in which you live in? No lol

Is Ohio State your favorite football team? I don’t have a favorite Did you know Ohio Is For Lovers? Mhm

Have you ever been to Ohio? Nope

Q - Quitting.

What was the last thing you quit doing? It's hard to say 'cause I quit so many things. I can't decide if this is a bad habit or not? On one hand, I should exhibit some more perseverance. On the other hand, I think it's good that I recognize when something is no longer serving me.

Do you need to quit talking to someone right now? Nah. Everyone in my life is meant to be here.

Would you ever quit school? Well I'm done with school so no.

Don’t you think quitting is stupid? Nope. Again, I think it's good to acknowledge that something isn't doing you any favors. I don't think there's necessarily dignity in keeping yourself in a situation that doesn't serve you. Wish more people had that mentality. Just 'cause you start something doesn't mean you have to finish it.

R - Reading.

What was the last book you read? I'm in the middle of a riveting book called The Opposite of Everyone. My MIL has been lending me some really great mysteries lately. She's turning me on to the genre!

Do you own a lot of books? Our living room is overflowing with them and we actually are planning to buy a third bookshelf soon

Do you have a library card? Actually no but I want to get one for the library in the town I now live in

Have you ever read a book that changed your life? They all do, really.

S - Safety.

Do you always wear your seat belt? Ha. I often don't when I'm in the backseat because I don't find it necessary and my mom always barks back "THAT'S WHAT PRINCESS DIANA THOUGHT TOO"

When riding a four-wheeler do you wear a helmet? I've only ridden one a couple times and I can't remember if I wore a helmet

Did you ever wear knee pads and a helmet when riding your bike? Mhm Do you always think safety first? Eh, no. I'm kinda reckless if I'm honest.

T - Talk

Who was the last person you talked to? I'm messaging with Glenn right now Who are you talking to right now? ^^

Who did you last talk to before you went to bed last night? Also Glenn

Do you need to talk to anybody right now? I'm good

U - US ARMY

Do you support it? What a question... not really one I feel like getting tangled in right now. Thanks!

Do you know anybody who is in the army right now? Actually yes

Don’t you ever wonder why their camo doesn’t match anything? No?

Would you ever go to the army? HA HA HA HA HA

V - Virgin.

Are you a virgin? No, but virginity is a construct anyways.

When did you lose your virginity? I was 17 when I first had vaginal intercourse if that's what you're asking

Do you wish you would’ve waited? Nah, it all happened at the right time and led me to the right places. (Took awhile, but it did)

Do you think you could have stayed a virgin until marriage? No, that's not for me.

W - What.

What are you doing right now besides this survey? Messaging Glenn, texting a groupchat, and drinking coffee

What are you craving? Kind of everything since I'm fasting right now. So ALL food sounds appealing

What do you need to buy? NOTHING at the moment. I'm on a spending freeze for a little while.

Why are you taking my survey? Because I'm bored at work

X -Xanax

Do you know anybody who is addicted to Xanax? Maybe...

Have you ever taken it before? Nope

Do you even know what it is? Yes

Have you ever suffered from anxiety or depression? I do & I currently take Lexapro (I have lukewarm feelings about its effectiveness for me)

Y - Yourself.

Name. Elizabeth

Age. 29 (gag)

Do you smile a lot? Very often, even when I don't want to

Z - Zebra.

Are you addicted to zebra striped? No

Do you own anything zebra striped? Also no Is anything on any of your websites zebra striped? Lol no

[aespo]

i’m annoyed at how slowly tumblr loads images.

anyways. ate pretty big meals these past 2 days. i mean it was like 1 big meal per day, but it was kbbq & sushi. idk if it counts as a binge, but.. pretty decadent meals to binge on lol. tomorrow we might eat more sushi, but i can keep track of how much rice i eat, and the rest is just raw fish. i don’t feel that unhealthy.

BUT. last time i weighed myself, i was shocked that i only lost like 2 lbs in a week and a half. AND APPARENTLY when you’re period is coming/has started, you gain a bunch of weight. AND GUESS WHICH BITCH GOT HER PERIOD A DAY LATER. (me). 

So my last weigh-in was 121-122lbs. When I weigh myself next... sunday(?) i think i’ll prob lose the ~5lbs of period water weight. and hopefully ~5lbs from just... eating less? (but i ate a lot these past two days, remember, so maybe i’ve gained a pound or two..) My college-level math: 122-5-5+2 = 114. HOPEFULLY.

Also, I’ve been super breaking out all over my body from the vitamins (i think because of B12 and Biotin in it) so i guess FUCK fiber and i’m going to have to stop taking these every day. Maybe like once every other day. Going to try that out and if the acne doesn’t get better, maybe once every 3 days etc. etc. until it gets better.

summary for me: goal weight for Sunday, Oct 11th: 115lbs. Vitamins only once every other day. no big deal.

[theuglyartstore]

Strangers Part 1

Taehyung x Jungkook

College AU

To help with his unforgiving procrastination, Taehyung decides to venture into the world of Omegle.

Taehyung lets out a long groan as he drops onto his back, the bed springs squeaking under the sudden change in weight distribution.  “Chim, I’m bored,” he draws out, turning his head to stare at his roommate, who’s hunched over his laptop, typing furiously.

“Fuck off, Tae, I have a paper to finish.”  Jimin doesn’t even spare him a glance as he continues to type away.

“Take a break for, like, an hour.  I just wanna talk.”  Taehyung pouts as Jimin fully ignores him.  “Chim, Chim Chim, Jimmy, Jimbles, Jimothy, Jam Jam Grand Slam-”

“Kim Taehyung.” Jimin finally looks up from the computer to glare at him.  “Kindly fuck off for like six hours.  I have a sixteen page paper due at midnight and I’m barely on the second page.”

Taehyung sticks his bottom lip out and whimpers. “But I’m so bored.  All the guys moved out for winter break already.  What the hell am I supposed to do until you’re done?”

Rolling his eyes, Jimin busies himself with the laptop once again, leaving Taehyung to his lonesome.  “Just don’t bother me.”

Taehyung curls his lips into a frown and sticks his tongue out at his neglectful roommate like the five year old he truly is.  He hums quietly to himself as he ponders his options.  The food courts are closed, so he can’t binge on free food, and nothing around campus is fun without a buddy.  “Hey Jim Jam, one last thing.”

Jimin doesn’t acknowledge that he’s paying any attention, but Taehyung continues anyway.  “What’s that one website called?  The one where you can talk anonymously?”

Sighing in defeat, Jimin looks away from his computer for, hopefully, the last time until he’s finished.  “Uh, I don’t know. Omegle?  Is it Omegle?”

“Ah, I think you’re right.”  Taehyung sits up in bed once again, his interest peaked.  He pulls the browser open on his phone and types ‘Omegle’ into the search bar.  He chooses the first option, Omegle: Talk to Strangers!  Oh, the things Taehyung does when he’s bored.

He’s matched with someone pretty quickly, and he’s the first to type.

You: Hey

Stranger has Disconnected

Bitch.  Taehyung quickly presses to get a new match, enjoying the thrill of being able to talk to literally anyone.

The next match has him laughing silently to himself.

Stranger: Oppa, I’m so wet.  Please help.

Taehyung decides to play along, just because he wants to see where he can get it to go.

You: Then go dry off, silly

Stranger has disconnected

Bitch.  Taehyung feels a touch of irritation on his subconscious, but he pushes it aside once his new match starts typing.

Stranger: What’s up?

You: Procrastinating

Stranger: Hey same. Big test tomorrow?

You: Finals

Stranger: Ouch, me too.  College kills.

You: Yep, I’m just trying to kill time until my roomie decides to get his ass up and do something

Stranger: My roommate moved out last week, I’m super jealous

Taehyung finds his eyes glazing over at the boring conversation.  Small talk always drove him to sleep, and this is no different.  Rather than disconnecting out of the blue, he decides to play a game with this newfound stranger.

You: Hey, you wanna play a game?

Stranger: Like???

You: Say yes and I’ll tell you

Stranger: Fine

Stranger: Don’t be too weird

You: I’m always too weird.

You: Oppa

You: I’m so wet

Stranger: …

Stranger: fuck off

stranger has disconnected

God dammit, Taehyung thought it’d be fun to mess around.  Maybe people on this website aren’t as accepting as he is.  He decides to try one last time before retiring himself to boredom.

You: Let’s get drunk and mess up a mall bathroom

Stranger: Fam, you read my mind

You: Finally, someone who understands romance

Stranger: Exactly, people on here just don’t understand contemporary culture

You: Forreal. Like I just wanna take you somewhere where we can be alone and stare at our phones together.

Stranger: Oh my god and not talk for hours on end?  You’re literally describing my dream date.

Taehyung smiles at the strangers enthusiasm, matching his own.

You: Then maybe if you let me I’ll show you my dank memes.  That’s like 2nd base these days, right?

Stranger: Only if the base drops violently in at least 3.  Then it’s not worth my time or effort.

You: You’re intense and I dig it.  I can’t wait to vaguely pay attention to you

Stranger: I’ll make sure to scoff and nod while you’re telling me half-assed stories while I take a buzzfeed quiz on my phone just  so we both feel included

You: I’ll pay half attention while I send you pictures of huge dicks that aren’t really mine

Stranger: That sounds perfect, as long as my ego is still allowed to be bigger than your dick

Taehyung laughs out loud as he scans over their conversation so far.  This stranger knows how to play.

You: Dude, you’re great.  I’m Taehyung by the way.

Stranger: Nice to meet you Taehyung! I’m Jungkook

You: You seem like a pretty cool, and flamingly gay, guy, Jungkook

Stranger: I was straight until I realized you were a man

You: I’m honored

Stranger: Well, Taehyung, I have actual work I need to get back to, but it was super coolio talking to you

You: You too, stranger.  Maybe see you around

Stranger: Probs not, but if you wanna keep tabs, I could totally give you my insta?

Taehyung debates whether or not it’s a good idea to keep up with someone he met online.  Hell, he never has good ideas.

You: Sure thing

Stranger: KookieJar

You: Tae95Bae

Stranger has disconnected

[becausebutt-thatswhy]

Tagged by @nilukka

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 10 people you’d like to know more about!

Yeah sorry, I’ll probs only tag like 4 people because I don’t particularly like these things but @nilukka said they wanted to know more because we seem similar, so....

1. Nicknames: Jazz, Jack

2. Gender: Bigender

3. Sign: Aries

4. Height: 5′7″ (I’m sorry I’m too tired to figure out how to convert it to cm)

5. Time: 22:22 (aaaayyyyeeeee)

6. Birthday: April 7th

7. Favorite Bands: The Talking Heads (I don’t really do the whole my fav band or artist stuff, I’m too lazy to keep up with it)

8. Favorite Solo Artist: Ummmm??? Idk, I don’t do this kinda stuff. I just listen to music and if I like it I won’t change it lol

9. Song Stuck in My Head: This Old Man has been stuck in my head since 2012 when I had to play it over and over again as trombone practice way back in middle school

10, Last Movie I Watched: Good question, I have no idea what it was called because I missed the first 20 minutes or so, but it was a slave movie and was really sad and I hate the south

11. Last Show I Watched: AFV, seriously, the reruns with Tom Bergeron are on Netflix and I was binging last night

12. When Did I Create My Blog: 2013 I think??? Idk but it was 7th grade and it was because the girl I liked made it for me, lol

13. What Do I Post: Lol you mean reblog because I never actually post anything I do. But mostly Overwatch rn cuz I got sucked into it by my sister and friends. However, it’ll probs die down soon and go back to literally anything that I like

14. Last Thing You Googled: Sage flowers because my bestfriend and I are gonna get matching tats with her a sage flower and me a jasmine flower

15. Do You Have Any Other Blog: Yep @becausenails-thatswhy. It’s so empty but its where I post my nail art if i feel like it. I haven’t done it recently but theres some stuff

16. Do You Get Asks: I get nothing. lol that’s ok. I would probs never reply anyways

17. Why Did You Choose Your URL: Honestly couldn’t tell you, just thought it was fun I guess. Though for about a month after I changed it I got a lot of porn blogs following me. Not the bots, but like people who actually post their porn, which is cool I’m not judging, it’s just funny that they have been fooled

18. Following: 485. I’m still following people from when I first started my blog even though they don’t post anything that I’m interested in lol

19. Followers: I think 130 something. I’m too lazy to actually look again. It’s not like I care about my follower count because my blog is for me and has nothing to do with other people which is why I suggest people who need me to tag to just not follow me because I find tagging annoying and I constantly forget and really it’s not like I’m forcing you to follow me, so I’m not really gonna try too hard on catering to your needs

20. Favorite Color: Blue, any shade or hue. I just really like blue

21. Average Hours Of Sleep: Oh about 4 in the past month. I’m fucking exhausted, please someone just pay me all the money I need to live without having to work 10 hour works days. 

22. Lucky Number: 7, because I feel like it

23. Instruments: I played trombone for 5 years so yes I know how to read music Brent, we were in band together for 5 fucking years. just because I was smart enough to quit doesn’t mean I can’t suddenly read music anymore. Eat my dick Brent

24. What Am I Wearing: My GSA club shirt and gym shorts

25. How Many Blankets Do You Sleep With: Umm depends really. If it’s a sleepover then I pull out every blanket in my house, but if it’s just me then one blanket that I shape into the basic form of a human being and completely engulf with my entire body

26. Dream Job: Archaeologist which I’m actually gonna be studying in college!!!! I’m super excited to finally get out of retail. I can’t even explain, I’m crying

27. Dream Trip: To the Amazon or Scotland!!!!! I’m big on my family history, even though as vikings we were pretty brutal. But hey, we had cool ass weapons at least

28. Favorite Food: I’m really digging tamales rn, but last week I really wanted mac and cheese with meatballs, so I guess it changes a lot

29. Nationality: American. You can’t tell but I’m mumbling this because I’m so ashamed of my country rn and I can’t wait until all the bad people die. I will throw a party, legit dinner on me when idiot in office dies

30. Favorite Song: Ummm, Redbone by Childish Gambino I guess because that’s what I currently have on repeat

I guess I’ll tag: @hipsterraven because Maxx is amazing. @choking-on-roses because we had a conversation once and my awkward ass won’t let it go that someone actually talked to me. same with @introvertedlionprince. and I guess @poniezx7 because they were the last person who reblogged something from me. yikes bye