#anyway i think that's my fifteen minutes
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Mine is unassigned so I am available to step in for the literatures of Romanian and other languages! I mean I would just recite Miorița and then bang on about its influence on specifically the Moldovan entry for Eurovision 2023, but I could definitely do that for 15 minutes.
The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.
How would you do?
#assuming i do not get immediately cancelled at 'fluieraș de fag'#two well-meaning zealots march onto the stage and drag me away#'it means beech wood you anglocentric thugs let me gooooo' *trails off*#the rhaetian expert in the audience runs up to the stage#like it's the fall of the ninth wicket at lord's and the scheduled number 11 has broken both legs#dodging a confused dalmatian#'they said this would never happen but i knew in my heart that one day'#how do you say 'suck it haters' in rhaetian#anyway i think that's my fifteen minutes#although think is the wrong word#there has been no thought here#one of those tag things#hand crafted artisanal shitposting
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Brain not doing the googling thing.
If an object is stolen, how many times does it have to change hands legitimately before it is not considered stolen goods anymore?
Case in point: Brendan Slocumb's The Violin Conspiracy. If a slave had stolen a violin from his ex-master, and given it to his daughter, who gave it to her daughter, who gave it to her son, does it still belong to the master's descendant?
I feel like there's a certain point at which it's got to be viable, but that Nazi art theft blurs that line rather.
#I swear I'm getting better#if I don't think about it it's at LEAST fifteen minutes between nose blows#but I am not doing so well that -#OH I was going to have a nap after my snack#I forgot#see this is why I can't come up with#SEARCH TERMS!#that's the word I was looking for#wait no it's two words#anyway#nap
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Heya! As a baby artist I was just wondering how long it typically takes you to draw a character? And if you have any tips for getting the lines to look so clean :-) I love your art sm it always makes me smile
Hi! Ah, I'm so glad my art makes you smile! :')
I have...several possible answers for you, lol. First of all, the time it takes for me to draw a character varies. Something I’m working on to speed up my process is learning anatomy. Most of my time is spent trying to get the anatomy of a drawing down, and the more you know it, the quicker it can go.
But as for lineart, the number 1 way I've found for having clean lines is having a detailed sketch.
While the sketch was messy, around the face especially, all the lines were "in place." I wasn't having to resize things or change the shape. This makes lineart completely mindless for me, and that means I don't have to do as many corrections while drawing, keeping my lines clean.
However, when I first started out, it was hard to get here. If you're starting out, your art may look like this, with a bunch of short strokes:
There are two ways I've found to combat this (and it's honestly something I'm still working on...) Short strokes like this tend to happen when you're unsure of what you're drawing, which happens a lot when you're starting out. Planning out a drawing in your head and knowing where you're going to end each line when you start is helpful. (I.E. "I know the side of the face needs to go down enough to reach where a chin should be, so I'm going to try to do it in one stroke instead of seven). Proko has a good video about this here.
You can also practice drawing longer strokes just on their own. Lots of drawing books will tell you to start by practicing ellipses and lines from different directions to help you get used to longer motions. Becoming more confident in drawing full lines will help!
But, as you're learning, tools can help. I draw with a tapered pressure sensitive pen, which allows me to have some shorter strokes while hiding the results of it. (Although it's still good to practice avoiding this, because it'll help your drawing even with a brush that hides it a bit better.)
i hope this was helpful!
#asks#my tutorials#i still have a problem with this tbh which is why i love my brush but i'm trying to grow out of it lmao.#lineart#sometimes drawing a character takes fifteen minutes and bam it's done and sometimes i wrestle with a simple pose for days. it is how it is.#i think i have some better sketch to lineart examples. because sometimes my sketch is so detailed that it's sometimes a waste of time for m#to do lineart because it's almost redundant#by lineart's my favorite thing so i always do it anyway#except for the second turtle duck comic lol. some of those i didn't line and i just cleaned up the sketch so i probably should have used th#that as an example but i think this illustrates my point
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EYE do not want to have kids . i have NEVER wanted to have kids (source: three year old me who lived thru my mom's very unpleasant experience having my twin siblings and literally made up deep lore for every doll i ever had to ensure that everyone knew they were adopted and did NOT come from my tummy (the tummy thing is also a direct quote)). HOWEVERRRRRR. when people are good w kids i turn into a fucking puddle of goo.
#like i do think being decent w children#(like. treating them like human beings. being kind and silly n attentive w them and taking their concerns seriously)#is a pretty key consideration for like serious dating for me#not in a 'well they need to be a good co-parent' way (necessarily. have not ruled out adoption/partner carrying. just pregnancy 4 myself)#but in a 'i plan on being a very involved aunt to my siblings' kids my cousins' kids my friends' kids the neighbors' kids etc' way#and in a 'if you cant be decent to children for even fifteen minutes there is something fundamentally mismatched w us' way i guess#i have drunkenly told MANY people like bro when ur kids r old enough i am showing up to ur house w a $400 lego kit#and sending u out on date night or whatever. idc get out somewhere. so me and ur kids can build some crazy shit#i ALREADY send my one hs friend who has two kids copies of my fave books from when i was that age#ANYWAYS. basically it's sweet AND it's also . hot ? so u can imagine how much psychological damage lando does to me on a monthly basis
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we’re always singing the same tune! ♪ 〜 (´▽`)
#♡ amare’s art !!#i don’t rmr if that was the new art tag i set or not head in hands#fun fact: i have to wake up for school in fifteen minutes!! except!!! i DID NOT SLEEP!!!!!#no i take it back my alarm just went off#anyways fairy miku was very fun her lil gyaru aesthetic is cute#at least i think it’s gyaru#A LOT OF PINK THO ty megumi mizutani for ur work here n on the pkmn cards#banger design very cute#miku hatsune#hatsune miku#miku#miku x pokemon#project voltage#fairy-type miku#art#miku fanart#my art#that bag is the stuff of nightmares to draw#yeah it’s cute and the lil 01 buckle is genius but that is HARD to freestyle whether w a pencil or finger#i got to experiment w a lighting style i dont rlly use too!! i rlly like the result :3 might use it more in future tbh#rn my art style reminds me of a mix between actuallyrea’s new art style + akuoart’s general art style#both of which the styles r so iconic n the artists r so cool shoutout to them wowowowowow#click for better quality bc lord knows tumblr is terrible w this stuff#like at least ir isn’t instagram but also help girl i ddint do my lineart like usual and now my perception of how i draw is messing w brain#anyways! time to get an hr of sleep rn
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still not over how modern db is trying so hard to gaslight people into thinking goku’s a meatheaded idiot who’s never considered mental training an important aspect of martial arts
#snap chats#i might not fucks with db as heavily anymore but ill die a goku defender#he's my best friend even if this franchise hates him#LITERALLY DAY ONE WITH THE TURTLE SCHOOL MASTER ROSHI TAUGHT HIM EDUCATION WAS IMPORTANT#AND EVEN BEYOND THAT WHAT WAS ALL THAT TIME WITH KAMI AND POPO FOR THEN#does goku not also remind gohan that he cant overwork his body when theyre in the hyperbolic time chamber or am i gaslighting myself#idk point is goku's not a braindead idiot i cant believe thats a hot take#he can be a bit dense and socially unaware but he's not stupid when it comes to fighting i hate it here#never thought id see character assassination happening live but wow...#anyways i was reminded of this cause people were talking about the superhero movie again#and i think its amazing how the movie wasnt even about goku and featured him for maybe about fifteen minutes#and they still managed to sneak in goku slander thats amazin honestly
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#vent post#ok to rb without screenshotting the tags but idk why you'd do that anyways#I'm once again wishing every fellow adult living with their parents a very 'I'm sorry o7'#mom's getting on my case about 'not wanting to be part of the family'#but if dinners are always silent and uncomfortable with all of us not talking then I think it's normal for me to leave the table#when I'm done eating. it's not 'not wanting to be part of the family' it's just not wanting to be somewhere awkward as hell lmfao#like oh okay sorry let me sit here for another fifteen minutes silently bc y'all ignore every conversation I try to start. jesus christ.#goddddddddddddddddddd fuck the housing market lmao#I love my family but I'd like them a hell of a lot more if I didn't live here#a little distance does wonders#anywaysssss sending love to everyone else who is perpetually stuck at home. esp oldest siblings and ill folk 🤝#we'll get out eventually#no more silent dinners and people who find your optimism and attempts to lighten the mood to be juvenile#stay miserable and pragmatic and 'realist'. no joy or whimsy. fucking whatever. I'm not sinking down to cynicism.#what's the opposite of being the moody black sheep of the family lmao. I'm the only one who seems to enjoy being unserious#ok. vent over but fr anyone else stuck at home when they don't want to be: i love you and we'll figure it out in time. things WILL work out#delete later???
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i hope i am not just a mutual to you but also an author whose depressed chronic-pain-having aromantic prophet oc with seven surprise kids will one day be included in ‘black haired green eyed very sad men with unsettling vision powers’ fanart alongside bruno madrigal and jon jarchivist sims
#i have had. just. the worst day. the only thing that’s salvaged it so far#is flinging myself into the pool after a fifteen-minute crying spree like ophelia and thinking about my 2nd favorite little guy#who is generally having a worse day than me.#i guess food and hydration comes next but i just really. do not want to do anything. can i just Stop for a few days#a week of Not Existing would be so choice right now. just like a nice big pause button. anyway#aster chat
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MBS Humans as BIRDS Because I have been thinking about this for a bit and you can't stop me
Also, normally I would be factoring in sexual dimorphism for accuracy, but not today. We're not even worrying about size or anything today. Today it's all about aesthetics :)
Reynie - Cactus Wren
Sticky - Whip-poor-will
Kate - Caique
Constance - Galah Cockatoo
Mr. Benedict - Kākāpō
Number Two - Rufous hummingbird
Rhonda - Secretary Bird
Milligan - Philippine Eagle
Miss Perumal - Hoopoe
Curtain - Spix's macaw
Garrison - Monk parakeet/Quaker parrot
SQ - Kestrel
Martina - European Starling
Jackson - Killdeer
Jillson - Little ringed plover
Jeffers - Rock Pigeon
Ten Men - Barred Owls
#I just have too much of my brain files devoted to birds#I wanted to do the individual Ten Men but I couldn't quite figure out how#Maybe I will in a bit#This started because I was thinking about how much Number Two reminds me of a hummingbird#Because they are super fast and maneuverable and awesome#But that comes at the price of an insanely high metabolism and the need to eat every ten/fifteen minutes#Also I picked Secretary birds partially for their fantastic snake stomping skills#kākāpōs are flightless birds which I felt was a good fit for Mr. Benedict because of how open he is about his narcolepsy#I would have tried to choose another flightless bird for Curtain but I knew I'd get into a research spiral#There's a reason I restricted myself to just aesthetic matches :)#I don't have any clue why Sticky's a whippoorwill it just IMMEDIATELY came to me that that had to be his bird#SQ being a kestrel has many thematic details I think but I can't get into all of them right now#Anyways I'm going to stop now#I hope this wasn't too insane my brain decided to be stupid again sorry#the mysterious benedict society#mbs#reynie muldoon#sticky washington#kate wetherall#constance contraire#mr. benedict#nicholas benedict#number two#rhonda kazembe#milligan#milligan wetherall#miss perumal#dipika perumal#ld curtain#nathaniel benedict
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bad news guys your leaders are somehow even worse than mine. and mine include a man literally named the people eater. you bitches are cooked.
#unrelatedly so is the guy who gave me the edible#what the hell was that shit#drove me so insane i just sat down on my driver’s lap and screamed into his shoulder for like fifteen minutes straight#which looked weird probably bc he is a full three inches shorter than me#libby if you’re reading this im so sorry abt the screaming i think you’re shine#posts from the wasteland#mad max#us politics#that trip was weird!#anyway!!
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I will always be vocal about how much dr stone sucks and how stupid it is but to be quite honest it consumes 80% of my waking thoughts and yes i also downloaded the chinese kemonomimi doujin so i could pretend to read it in my spare time
#Listen to my problems#i was thinking again about how well picked the animals are for them like i really couldnt have done a better job#i always have something to say but this cowed me ....... a lion and a deer ... almost beastars but not .... amazing#no one will ever do it like him again. and not a red deer a white tailed deer like what other creature can present itself#with both majesty and cuteness .... the little bobbing tail ....enough to drive anybody crazy. even his allies want desperately to protect#him... and the one hunting him literally fell in love with him at first sight and licked him all over before letting him go#to be honest you look very delicious but unfortunately im not hungry ...#honestly the smell of blood is hard to ignore so can you tend to that wound first ...#and he sits quietly with him to listen to him because hes so well behaved ... you can be tamed with a fearlessly outstretched hand#the fiercest beast .... hyunjae was right when he said who would turn down that kind of affection#and the view of senku from the bottom up that tail again front and centre... slightly raised so you can see the softest whitest fur under...#but also the cut on his leg that he sustained from wandering the woods with such a tiny skirt. utterly obscene#i understand this is a dj about them eventually having lots of cross species babies but holy fuckkkkk never in history has there been two#characters who are such a perfect match for each other they can do it all#i think senku should get tsukasa pregnant actually. YOU will breastfeed. uhn... leave it to me#anyway since nobody wanted to hear it from me i'll say it here but white tailed deers literally get chased as foreplay because the female#only mates when shes ready so she just evades the male until its time but also it would be funny if senku just isnt fast enough to escape#and he gets mounted right away and tsukasa doesnt let him go until the 24 hour lion mating period is over#every fifteen minutes to half an hour he will get a load up his rear and by the end of it he will look like (pile of shredded lettuce)
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Wanna put your friend in a lil terrarium just to see what wacky things she does stg 😂
i actually Cannot Stress the migraine she gives me every time we hang out. like without fail she'll always say or do something that ranges from mildly questionable or irritating but relatively Whatever to How Have You Survived This Long Without Burning Your House Down Boiling An Egg
#snap chats#and then there's her just forgetting things or being late despite the amount of times ill remind her#and i keep stressing to her i cannot stand it when people are late. and then she shows up to things an hour late anyway#or 'when shes late' by fifteen minutes because she didnt think to text me she's there. and im already stressed and annoyed I. UGH i swear.#LIKE. i have only really had two irl friends and both of them i lowkey had to parent in some way#at least my childhood bestie she's like. she's grown a lot and even if i havent spoken to her in a while im real proud of her right#THIS MOTHERFUCKER THO. OUUUUUGGGH.... youre not supposed to say anythin if you dont got nothin nice to say#which is contradictory to the main body text but point is let me Not be any more mean than how ive been already LMAO#even funnier about her looking at that comic is that LITERALLY masumi says he's talking to jo ☠️☠️☠️☠️#did i already say i have to remind her who jo is every three seconds#like the entirety of chap 2 when ichi's out of jail she was all 'why doesnt he just say who ACTUALLY killed the guy'#and then when we finally run into the fuckass who 'actually killed the guy' she's just 'wait who's that'#then i tell her and shes like 'oh my god he's so old now' IT'S BEEN 18 YEARS DUMBASS#ngl did wanna make a comic based off that LMAO BUT POINT IS she tests my patience every day and i think its good practice#if im going to work with people in the future like ohh.. my god....#she told me once she's never been on a date and its like. yeah i wonder why you can't even be assed to show up on time to hangouts ☠️#like ive never had friends so maybe im just insane.. im not insane for wanting people to be on time tho....#OK IM BEING TOO MEAN LET ME CAP IT THERE
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eeeuuuuggghhh i'm gonna bitch in the tags a bit bcus this isn't like. serious enough to put more effort into it than that but i also don't want it to sit in my brain.
#little rock.txt#venting#self harm in tags btw#anyway. wow i hate intrusive thoughts.#like great guys. it's so cool that the way we're deciding to spend our time is constantly thinking about ways to hurt myself#oh wow stabbing myself with a knife someone left on the counter? so original. never been seen before#oh starving myself?? even when my lovely friend made us a whole dinner?? that's lovely. wow. not even a little bit rude#standing in traffic until someone comes and hits me? at least that wouldn't damage my fucking car like your other ideas!#taking something sharp to my sunburns for a two-birds-one-stone thing?? i guess you're making the best of the circumstances#like jesus fucking christ Grow Up. am i fifteen goddamn years old again#like if we're being So real the consequences of actually self-harming Far outweigh the benefits so i'm not at any real risk#(i do Not want to deal with the fallout of 1. cleaning those wounds 2. confronting my housemates with active self-harm#they actively do not deserve that happening to them)#(hi guys btw sorry. i'm fine)#but that just means i'm sitting here like. so are you gonna be productive or....?#like i had plans of what i wanted to do with my brain power tonight. was gonna write. maybe clip a stream. and we're...?#oh just sitting on my laptop playing music too loud bcus if i could hear my own thoughts it'd be a nightmare? neat.#jesus christ can i be a normal goddamn person for like fifteen minutes and get out of this anxiety spiral. it's been over 24 hours.#whatever. like at this point it's fucking whatever. if i can't drag myself into being productive i'm just gonna go to bed.#“opal is being mean to yourself really going to help” i don't know. i doubt it. unfortunately i am in the mood to be a bitch#and the only person who deserves to deal with bitchy opal is me. so.#anyway if you read all of this uuuhhh sorry. i am like this. but hey. thank you for caring
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#i got my family to watch the ending of 'it's a wonderful life' with me#just the last fifteen minutes or so#the famous happy bit#and my brother and i explained afterward how our high school english teacher introduced us to the film and the fact that it's good#and my dad's like 'yeah i saw it once it was pretty good'#'the ending's kind of hokey though'#and it was so funny because i immediately think 'i have a detailed tumblr post explaining why you're wrong'#i was very restrained and sane though#all i said was 'it's not. not after seeing him get beat down and beat down through the rest of the film'#and dad to his credit was like 'yeah i guess you're right'#but anyway i thought it was hilarious that his one comment just happened to relate to that ultra-specific discourse#and felt the need to bring it up
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#fuck me i got fucking. room-locked again bc ive been feeling brainweird and now im just. Stuck In Here.#my class started fifteen minutes ago and i cant make myself fucking LEAVE#and this is the class i LIKE#aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA#why is my brain LIKE this#if i can manage to get the spoons+/balls to text my housemate they can help. usually they just spam me with morbius big naturals until#my brain does a hard reset & i can run to class#but rn i think im in full ''frantic pace about the room until i work meself into or out of a panic attack'' mode sooooo. ahaha#im typing this as a way to get my head on straight. ill be fine i just#i hate it here.#anyway.#now im 23 minutes late. fuck. FUCK#bee speaks
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Month 2, day 22! No idea what I did tonight. Things? Stuff? Tried to fix things? Wound up needing to fix other stuff? Idk, but I did them! I'm tired :D
#the great artscapade of 2023#art#my art#my animation#walk cycle#oc: mizu#I think I bit off more than I can chew#or at the very least I'm approaching a part of the animation that I don't have the brain power for#maybe after I finish my antibiotics and stop having the drowsiness side effect kicking my ass I can make more sense of this#until then I'm just... kind of aimlessly doodling?#anyway#y'all pray for me that I get to work from home tomorrow#I almost didn't make it home today#it's been drizzling all day and between one step and the next all that drizzle just froze#and I had NO traction trying to get up the hill#I made it! barely!#and about fifteen feet into the downhill portion of my walk home a nice couple offered me a ride#y'all if they hadn't come along I'd have probably plunked my ass down on the sidewalk and slid home#that fifteen feet downhill took me like five to ten minutes#I had NO traction and not even the penguin walk was saving me#pro tip: the penguin walk doesn't work on slopes#if I have to go in to work tomorrow I have no idea how I'm gonna get there
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