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IT GETS LOUDER

Cats have a lil v2 in them when u itch their chin did u know

holy shit i just tried this. the cat’s a little car. it’s got an engine. im gonna explode

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Cats have a lil v2 in them when u itch their chin did u know

holy shit i just tried this. the cat’s a little car. it’s got an engine. im gonna explode

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the history man has told me it is a “cat” and i “shouldn’t be holding it by its armpits” and that it is “very breakable.” im going to let it sit on my shoulder forever and ever

I found a weird creature in a tunnel and now i have a weird creature. im keeping it.

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what is this thing it’s got a face like a face. and pointy little ear things. and it also makes a “maaow” type of noise

I found a weird creature in a tunnel and now i have a weird creature. im keeping it.

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I found a weird creature in a tunnel and now i have a weird creature. im keeping it.

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oh V8 yes. we have so many. two hundred days ago everyone kept wearing teeth. now it’s belts that drape (good for dancing). pretty sure next we’re gonna have nose piercings again.

Are there fashion trends among warboys?

I am not a war boy. Best to ask @posts-from-the-wasteland and @themagnificentlibby for example.

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Thought you fuckin died from the milk

no i just keep goin through it so i never have time to post here any more. should probably do a life update

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immortan joe should put furiosa in charge then maybe things would WORK

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When you's intolerant of the lactose, basically your body thinks milk are buzzards so they throw boomsticks at them inside your tum so that's why you're suffering.

Organic Mechanic would probably not approve of my explanation but that's the best I can give ya

ohhhh. what. how do i stop it from doing that

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i gave some of it to elvis and he’s fine but the rest of us are in obscene agony

For once I shall allow the warboys to have shit in the wasteland so take this sawed-open can filled with Milo powder, u pour it into ur milk and mix it so it makes the milk flavored

this is a test cuz the immortan doesn't know how y'all warboys would react to Milo so we're gonna figure shit out!

this tastes pretty good

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The shit we figured out is that you may have lactose intolerance! Good luck

what is lactose and why am I intolerant of it

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this is the first time i have had milk and i gotta say. why does everyone like it my stomach hurts so so bad

For once I shall allow the warboys to have shit in the wasteland so take this sawed-open can filled with Milo powder, u pour it into ur milk and mix it so it makes the milk flavored

this is a test cuz the immortan doesn't know how y'all warboys would react to Milo so we're gonna figure shit out!

this tastes pretty good

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For once I shall allow the warboys to have shit in the wasteland so take this sawed-open can filled with Milo powder, u pour it into ur milk and mix it so it makes the milk flavored

this is a test cuz the immortan doesn't know how y'all warboys would react to Milo so we're gonna figure shit out!

this tastes pretty good

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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

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Arm-long stick, smooth, finger-thin, no ridges, good wacker and makes a funny sound if you whizz it through the air

oooh thank you i will use it to make dice for the war pups. bc they have small hands :)

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do you want mine he has very cold hands but he is very nice and also pretty

I wish I had a husband that loved me...

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would you perhaps like to have a stick

what kind of stick