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viric-dreams · 10 months ago

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Title: The Geriatric Geodian

Name: Graham

Age: ???

Occupation: New Sequencer (Probably... no one's ever seen him do any actual work)

Main Skills: Dreaded, Persuasive

Main Quirks: Ruthless, Heartless

-Nobody knows how long Graham has been on Grand Geode. He's simply always been there.

-Most Dreaded Man in Zelo's Town. Not because he's scary, but because he's absolutely exhausting and unpleasant to deal with.

-Has been around for seemingly every historical event, and always has the most rank take on it.

-Not even dawnpilled, just believes in the Dawn Machine's goals.

-Spends his days sitting on his porch in Zelo's Town and judging you personally.

-Once had a companion, who's since moved on to the Tomb Colonies. If you try to express sympathy at his loss he'll call you a sentimental ninny and hobble off. His companion is probably wreaking equal havoc in the Tomb Colonies.

-Has personally victimised each and every sequencer on Grand Geode at least once. (stories welcome)

Graham has been Roberts' nemesis on the Geode since the 70s. Roberts enters every encounter swearing he'll put the old man in his place. He usually ends up apologising and assuring him that of course he'll ensure that the zailors stay off of his lawn in the future. He then spends the next several hours after the encounter kicking himself for it. He's personally repaired Graham's roof at least twice. He tried to suggest delegating this task to another officer, but was immediately insulted and told "not to faff about and get up on that ladder." Roberts was utterly furious after the fact that he actually did it.

#fallen london #my art #new sequencer just dropped #based on a story of freddie's great uncle so thank you for that #anyway i love this terrible terrible man #the commodore finds all of this absolutely hilarious by the way #that's why it's been going on for so long #absolutely rancid guy #fully believes in bringing back child labour because their tiny hands are great for fiddling with the dawn machine's gears #honestly he might have ego death powers of his own #because he just seems to always get his way #and roberts has no idea how it keeps happening but suddenly he's doing whatever stupid thing graham is whinging about #he's probably only around the dawn machine because game respects game #anyway if any of your guys want to 'yes and' on their oc's terrible time with this man please have at it #graham

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tenderjock · 10 days ago

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I’m with you, my love The lights shining through on you Yes, I’m with you, my love It’s the morning and just we two

#spike btvs #spuffy #spuffyedit #btvs #btvsedit #buffy the vampire slayer #it's terribly simple #you know you want to dance #injuries cw #bites and chews and gnaws on anyone who says buffy didnt love spike. BITES and CHEWS and GNAWS on them.#like is that not the whole point? of him? of his entire character arc? of his burning to ash as he breaks the sunnydale high school #(AKA buffy's personal cage within the slayer's cage that was sunnydale itself AKA the place where he and buffy first ever fought #and he nearly killed her for the very first time but was foiled by the immense love someone felt for her) as he breaks that place to rubble #in a way also very reminiscent of the first time they slept together and Literally Fucked A Building Down. anyway as he's doing ALL OF THAT #like sure she doesnt HAVE to love him she doesnt owe him anything and even if she did love isnt about obligation. but when buffy says #that she loves him in that scene. theres nothing to indicate that she doesnt feel it. that she isnt telling the truth.#idk man. people take a man who is dying telling someone not to love him as the gospel truth when i feel like its more ... like maybe he's #making a misguided effort to be kind? he's telling her ''dont get too hung up on the vampire thats about to catch on fire #and get your pretty ass out of here while you still can please.''#whatever. WHATEVER. in the perfect btvs that lives in my head most of ats isnt canon but esp the part where spike comes back and doesnt #immediately 1. ASK IF DAWN WAS OKAY 2. upon being told by angel that he cant be put in touch with buffy because [mumbles] misogyny?#go ahead and engage in a flirt campaign at harmony until she breaks down and calls buffy for him. those would be like the FIRST TWO THINGS #that spike did after he came back to unlife. first two things frfr #i'm gonna end the tag rant there. hmm

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lefthandarm-man · 4 months ago

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Bucky Barnes // The Winter Soldier Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

appreciation post for bucky's hair in catws

#dailymarvelgifs #dailymarveledits #buckybarnesedit #ca:tws #the winter soldier #bucky barnes #sebastian stan #sebastianstanedit #my gifs #catws #his hair in catws is sooo good and his hair in cacw is soooo bad <3333 #like its a different length texture and style throughout all of cacw idk what happened man #but in catws.......................................................... Hello.#it also looks good AND terrible in the thunderbolts trailer. who is responsible for this #why cant we get this right #this is why they had him cut in in tfatws they were like thank god now we dont have to deal with it #no shade to the costume people or hair/makeup folks im sure its tough and was at some points out of their hands #im just saying. come on #also hes so Greasy in cacw its actually kind of cute #babygirl has not been shampooing <33 #he went without steve for a couple years and completely stopped taking care of himself #i know his ass is using three in one body wash/shampoo/conditioner #i know hes unmoisturized #anyways. love of my life sweet baby boy little meow meow angel etc.

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naamahdarling · 3 months ago

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I didn't get pics I didn't get pics my phone was in the bedroom charging but FANCY IS PLAYING WITH THEM. Not next TO them but INITIATING PLAY WITH THEM.

Not bitchily, not reluctantly, not with a short temper, not tolerating THEIR advances, but making her OWN advances! Inviting them in!!!!!! Even the detested Junie!

CRYINGGGGGG.

#oh my god you guys if this persists i can stop worrying completely and the babies can STAY #we can have another little man again and another terrible girl!#and this house could feel like a home again #if Fancy is willing to tolerate them they can stay with us and be OURS #i don't know if y'all realize just how much i have been holding back #not on their care or training or how much affection i show them but in MY HEART #i said Jasper's name earlier and he came trotting over just to be petted #finally #FINALLY!#maybe this will work #please let this work PLEASE i am going to love him SO much #also Fancy baby we also got them for YOU as friends for YOU so you wouldn't be alone in your grief either in ways WE could never help heal #please LOVE THEM they are so ready to love you they look up to you so much #or Jasper does anyway #I think Junie is just a little beast who respects nothing and no-one #but Jasper has a sweet heart

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aroaceleovaldez · 1 year ago

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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

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sunflowergraves · 8 months ago

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#I love posting and then coming back two months later to post another terrible meme #April is literally the bane of my existence #Major projects due every week for an ENTIRE MONTH only to be hit with finals week right after #Anyway enjoy this meme #I've always loved how absolutely dorky Will was for this pick up line. Man really thought he ate #It's okay tho because Nico is just as dorky #solangelo #will solace #nico di angelo #pjo hoo toa #riordanverse

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ruporas · 2 years ago

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post ep 11

#trigun stampede #trigun #meryl stryfe #nicholas d wolfwood #vash the stampede #i cant even elaborate on this episode bc ive spent all day Thinking about it yesterday #and it made me Miserable #i just want to see vash have some autonomy again...#he is a little bit more on the quieter end for stampede as less angry about things but i dont think he's more of a coward in stampede #even though he was transported into his memories and saw and heard those terrible things from the kids and wolfwood #he was able to gather himself and keep going #his resilience has always been the strongest and also saddest thing about him #so it killed me irreversibly when he lost the one person who he could always look back to reliably #the fact knives couldnt even alter anything in rem's dialogue within those memories just stands for how strong her place is in vash's memory #and potentially knives just knows that would be too ooc of her to make in any Universe if she had something horrible.#man. I TALKED ABOUT THIS IN LIKE ALL 3 PLATFORMS. I'm alright with Knives as a character but jesus #- i did it all for you - im so sad that vash had to hear something like that. im so so sad about it #anyway i hope meryl stays safe shes done so much #i love her so much <3 #ruporas art

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demigod-of-the-agni · 11 months ago

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Former SOLDIER, actually

The Cloud Strife version of this drawing I did like. a day ago?

#all i did was just change the hair and eyebrows and smoothen out the jaw..... i was lazy as fuck llolllll #me distantly remembering that cloud had moles and shit but forgetting where they were: cowabunga #his little freaky eyes..... they glow in the dark. i just know it #my eyes on the other hand are about to melt out of their sockets #i went back and fixed up the belt buckles and shadows bc those things were bugging me a lot in the other pic #anyway. mr unreliable narrator i love you <3 #only just realising... he's kinda leaning to one side. like a slut. ough. sorry man #“i wouldn't know. i've never been a slut. sorry man”#cloud strife #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy vii #artoftheagni #people who follow me are gonna be like “why is he posting about this little gremlin” and im terribly sorry but you see. you see The Gremlin #The Gremlin right? yeah. The Gremlin

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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Snap, pls 😭 Thanks for the slaying ｡^‿^｡

FRANCESCA PL E A S E

#fave #snap chats #FRIEND OF MINE PL E AS E THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT JVKLEVJKLE #i have the most Inexplicable headache (it is NOT from hunger i swear) and yet i feel at peace now #my bitchass friend said the food at the dining hall is terrible today but a mans gotta eat #AND A MAN EATING NOW this is so cute PLEASSEE i love this so much .... thank you again.....#charles when we say Slay we dont mean it literally </3 its out of his control i fear ..........#anyway gonna stare at this while i wait in line for food THANK YOU im blessed today ...#franny please get off erik im CRYINGLKEJAEKLJ #obsessed. .. obsessed TRULY i am ... i gotta look at this for the next hour then ill be ok ..

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drew-winchester · 4 months ago

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Some sketches of my hunter boi, because I love him a lot.

He's a very gentle, sweet man who prefers the quiet company of his fox friends at home in the forest. Though he avoids trouble and would rather stay out of any big story, his kind heart often pulls him into helping others. Some people see him as a hero but he's just doing his best until he can be back home haha

#he was inspired by kristoff bjorgman because of my terrible crush on him hahaha #but he got his own personality with time #and I love cute and gentle guys soooo...#he's just one kind man who loves nature #and in the end he's fighting to save the world haha #his fox friends are always helping him!!!#anyway he's cute and I love him so he deserves a bit of spotlight #wow #warcraft #world of warcraft #my art #kristoff

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edandstede · 9 months ago

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ed and stede would not fuck izzy hope this helps <3

#stop making me see stizzy and edizzy and fucking steddyhands they all suck shit #even if you weren’t shipping ed with his abuser and stede with the man who tried killing him multiple times #it just straight up is a terrible set of pairings #izzy would literally hatecrime you for it. he’s calling you slurs from beyond the grave for suggesting he’d fuck stede #and as for ed. the show told you all you need to know on that front #bro was repulsed and i cannae blame him. ‘i have love for you’ ‘LMAO GROSS’#anyway this is a hater post go fuck yourselves #quill to paper

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scrombit · 4 months ago

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the eternal yapper is back at it

#do not be suprised if you cannot read any of it #bad handwriting + broke my phone camera and this is just...#a photo of my ipad idk man i didnt think #im tired n i felt bad for not postin much #they zip bombed vlad #i did HEAVILY consider making this a danny n tucker doodle #cuz like bros n bromance (i have no idea what im talking about)#anyway #doodle #ignore it #i havent gotten to like look away and look back to its likely the anatomy is SEVERLY wrong #and it taked more than 2 seconds to flip my canvas so i dont #like ever #and super sorry for doing light neon green lineart on a purple nackground it was a terrible idea i was just bored #sorry the demons got out and i made the tags rlly long #danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #dp fanart #danny phantom art #danny fenton #dp #dp dan #dan phantom #phanart #phandom #r those tags danny ohantom related #idgaf im too tired to check before i post this 😔#danielle phantom #dani phantom #i love danny with an i

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recurring-polynya · 10 days ago

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In under the wire, but Happy Birthday to @kaicko ! (it's still 12/18 in my time zone 😂) Everyone had good coats in the Cour 2 OP, I felt that Hisana deserved a good coat, too!

#byahisa #hisana kuchiki #byakuya kuchiki #my fanart #i had so much fun drawing this man's terrible mullet and giant furry collar #he's rich. he can get away with it. i guess. hisana come get your man #hisana's blouse is based on the 'flamenco christmas blouse' from the J Peterman catalog in case you were curious #it was originally red but then i ended up changing all the colors around #her giant pants are brought to you by a lovely woman i met at a xmas party who was wearing pants so voluminous they could have been hakama #she looks great in them #ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!#I hope you have a great year to come!

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aguita-mineral · 8 months ago

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