#anyway he’s a fuckin freak
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Laois feels like he is in some very specific porn-logic universe. It’s the culinary equivalent of “the only way to advance through this dungeon and saved your loved one is to have really specific weird sex you’ve always been curious about,” and he’s like “AWW TWIST MY ARM” with his dick fully out
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something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.
#GOD TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING QUALITY. JESUS CHRIST.#This is a lil rough lookin cos it’s uhhhh . One it’s like a month old and 2 it took me like an hour w no real thought or effort#Anyway#I Feel Normal . Im normal. It’s whatever#THIS IS BASED ON NOTHING . other than this has been haunting me. The hypotheticaaaallllllsssssss aaauuughhhhhhbhhh#hl2vrai#hlvrai#tommy coolatta#should. I tag ol gordon here ?#I dont. Know. I don’t wanna Fuck up th hl tag#whatever.#hlvrai 2#gordon freeman#gordon feetman#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai tommy#If they do do smth w stasis it’ll fuck me up so bad cos. ONE .#that means Gordon never got to go home. fucked up. Fucked up#TWO . It’s so. AUIUHGHH. It’s one thing w like. in the hl2 canon of Gman this like. Mysterious freak fuckin around w Gordon#Where it’s just an uncaring omnipotent Guy taking you in and out of limbo as he pleases#but with like. Dr coomer specifically tryna contact Gordon and TOMMY BEING GMAN. FUCK. it’s like. Now it’s your friends.#now it’s your friends who need you and are trying to help you along. putting you into place. THERES SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT THERE#this might be me reaching but it’s like. ohhhh my god#wgatever. What the fuck ever#EDIT: SOMEONE JST POINTED THIS OUT AND THIS WASNT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD. HES KINDA IN TH FUCKED UP VR CROUCH POSE. FUCK . FUCK
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(so so bitterly) people need to get weirder with it when writing RG.
#LIKE SORRY. AND I SAY THIS AS A CERTIFIED HATER. YOU ALL MAKE HIM TOO NORMAL#he looked at DUCK who is so socially abrasive and annoying and offputting and horrible that everyone who meets him HATES HIM#and he was INTO it like folks we need to#CAN WE GET OUR HEADS ON STRAIGHT HERE#HE BELIVES IN MAGIC AND LIKES SMASH MOUTH AND LIKES WHEN THAT WEIRD BIRD THING IS /MEAN/#HES A LITTLE FREAK AND I'M SICK OF ACTING LIKE HE'S NOT#HES A WEIRDO DUDE !!!!!#HES A REDGUY CODED DUCK GIRLIE HES A FUCKIN. FAN DUDE. WHICH IS CRAZY BC NO ONE LIKES THAT GUY#i said worse things on this topic. and i will not repeat them here.#but guys. remember the song Sweet Bod. anyways.
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How fucked up would it be if the real experiment of the Social Experiments beyond Showfall testing out a live audience with their show was them actually genuinely shutting off their control on Ranboo and maybe temporarily(?) Charlie’s during act 3 (while having the full ability to flip it back on if/when wanted) to see what they would do and how they would react if they ever actually started to broke free, so Showfall would be able to predict and squash any attempts at getting out if something ever went wrong with their fan favorites in the future.
#if we think that Ranboo tried to escape once before the events of TSE this could be a product of that#yeas this ties in to my last genloss post. act 3 isn’t for the audience it’s only for Showfall/Hetch to both test and take some anger out o#I’ve been hardcore mulling over genloss again and this time I’m actually making a post or two about it lmao#Sneeg breaking free was a real glitch. Austin freaking out because he could See was real. Showfall doesn’t have as locked down control#as they would like to. so if they can predict to prevent that going to far if it happens…….#*Rod Serling voice* anyway wouldn’t that be sooo fucked up?#and of course I mean stop them in a way that isn’t JUST ‘let’s set the giant fuckin security monster loose on them’#cause it kinda seems like it’ll go for Showfall employees too if they aren’t careful#unless of course. we want to think Sneeg killed that guard. either way it’s about effectiveness lol#robot rambles#genloss#generation loss#gl ranboo#gl charlie
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everyones freaking out over the brothers thing, but they state that they arent actually related, and the term brother for men youre unrelated to has a long homoerotic history. especially during the victorian period, of which piltover is inspired by. you guys dont need canon reasons to ship things, you can ignore canon thats fine to do. regardless, here is another reason you all can ship the yaoi brothers guilt free: they arent actually brothers, therefor you can ship them.
like seriously guys please for the love of god stop acting like you arent allowed to think differently than the show creators and game writers. there is so much LoL lore that im rewriting for myself because it doesnt matter. you can do whatever you want forever, and also riot doesnt care about the games lore whatsoever. even if there are people working on it with love, riot is just forcing another fucking rewrite of all of it. so who cares
this isnt even to mention the fact that the show itself loves to compare and contrast familial and romantic love; the show loves paralleling vi and jinx (familial) to vander and silco (romantic; also!! they call each other brothers!!!! the show itself uses brother as a homoerotic term of endearment!!! you can too), as well as making vi's two choices be between family and romance, with jinx jealous of caitlynn 'replacing' her. again, we are seeing the emphasis of how familial and romantic love are intertwined with each other. like, ultimately this should be its own post, but im trying to make my point here:
jayvik is purposefully vague about its status om whether its romantic or familial love. you can interpret it however you like, thats no sin. what IS the sin is that riot games (allegedly) has a history of doing this with their characters. there are many more instances of LoL characters that are clearly intended to have gay vibes with others of the same gender, but they cant just outright confirm that. fucking. udyr and lee sin come to mind as blatant examples of this, they have extremely gay vibes and lore and dialogue (they even love to be nebulously fused like jayvik), but have no actual word on their relationship. they could genuinely just be really good bros, or they could be gay! its up to you.
in conclusion, if youre letting this stop you from shipping fictional characters: stop it! get some help! have some creativity of your own and make things up that may seem out of character. thats the point of fandom- have fun with it. if youre scared about something not being canon, i have something i regret to tell you: none of your interpretations of either of these characters is anything close to canon!! nobodys is!! theyre our interpretations, so do whats most fun!!
#jayvik#<- i am never going to make another post in this tag hut i am in the fucking trenches over here#'im so sad i cant ship jayvik!!' why not is there a cop breathing down your neck#otherwise i cant see a reason why you need to stop shipping them just because christian linke got offended that jayce might be queer#he admitted he self inserts with the character at points. he just doesnt wanna be seen as gay himself guys#you can ignore this insecure weirdo. he holds no say over things#that last jayce image is included to accurately portray my mental while watching everyone freak out over what one fuckin guy says#who cares. it doesnt seem like many people like him anyway#uuurrggh okay this sat in the drafts for a couple hours and i debated over posting abiut it but variety is the spice of life#ill microdose on participating in big fandom
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Found this on the Arcane side of Tumblr. Might have gone a little crazy with it.
I... probably should have waited for someone else to make this better than me....
#good thing I'm not a patient person 👍#this is probably only going to get three likes anyway.#still#felt the need to break out the Samsung Notes again#Hoshina knew what he was getting into. This is on him#Idk if you can tell But Hoshina is smiling.#Iharu is the embodiment of “He nutted in me and now he's playing Papa's Burgeria.”#The reason Reno has no legs is because Iharu has shark teeth.#Mina looks fuckin' lost in the sauce#Haruichi is a goddamn FREAK and you can pry that out of my cold dead hands.#Aoi... might be a pillow princess...#just an idea#kafhoshi#ihareno#haruoi#Mina x okonogi#What is their ship name btw?#kaiju no.8#kaiju no. 8#kaiju number 8#kaiju no 8#kaiju n8#kaiju no. eight#kaijuu no. 8#kaijuu 8 gou#kaijuu number 8
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the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything
kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend
#i’m so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged)#like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know#holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources 😭#i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide#liv in the replies#holyjost#i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES#anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ‘brandon just says shit’ part and had to start writing down notes (as follows)#there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled#dewey2 immediate “sharks” girl help the two of them on the bean bag together#the boat competition BOLDY’S CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon#also boldy motion sickness girlie he’s so real for that one 😭😭#and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot.#LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD.#LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!!#oh the shark lore 🥺 dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium.#you can pet sharks there!!! i can’t even. i know i’ve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connor’s hand when he pets the shark#the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fish… we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies#brandon praising connor’s attitude 🫡 he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied.#also. save me hot brothers save me#what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi they’re such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro#VLADDY MENTION THAT’S MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL#OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT???#awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??)#connor dewar#brandon duhaime#minnesota wild#for reference!
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why are people genuinely upset frank's selling his stuff at high prices? if you're gonna be a freak and buy his ratty old shoes or whatever else because you're that obsessed with him you can at least pay him a suitably ridiculous amount for it
#like if anyone was so obsessed with me they fuckin wanted my socks nd shit id charge insane prices too#both as compensation for them deeply unsettling me and because its just funny#anyway tldr: he knows yall are freaks and those prices are basically making u admit it#ghoul groans#mcr#frank iero
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i will never be able to put into words how amazing it is to have hanae natsuki play mikoto
#milgram#im actually this guys biggest fan#i freak out over his role announcements literally every time i see them even if i have no fuckin idea who hes playing#im just happy hes getting roles man#such a phenomenal voice actor#i get so sad whenever hes doing sad scenes because just hearing his voice sound heartbroken makes ME heartbroken#doesnt matter how dogshit the rest of the series was#if a hanae natsuki character is sad then IM sad#im emotionally deranged over mikoto. as u can imagine#lxm textposts#also in case anyone doesnt know he has a youtube channel#and its the funniest fucking thing ever because he only plays horror games#and the other day he posted a lethal company video and its like#dude why is kayano mikoto playing lethal company LMFAO#god i wish i knew japanese i just watch these vids having absolutely no idea whats being said but i enjoy it so much anyway
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Ok....... I actually love Utakata, and I am SO SAD we only get him for like 8 episodes
#speculation nation#fanny watches naruto#shaking the bars of my cage. HES SO COOL AND TORTURED AND I LOVE HIS BUBBLE JUTSU#just a guy with emo hair and a kimono so loose we can see his chest. who kills people by blowing bubbles hfkshfkd#i still have a few more episodes of this mini arc left. i really hope naruto learns he's the six-tails' jinchuuriki#there are two jinchuuriki parading around together and naruto doesnt even KNOWWAA#utakata knows though. bc unlike naruto he's actually perceptive lmao#he noticed naruto's weird chakra and also there was that reference to 'great power becomes a hindrance. right naruto?'#paraphrasing. but he was very definitely referencing the kyuubi. and then naruto GLOSSES OVER IT#naruto telling hotaru about how hes burdened by something too ans it cuts to utakata who doesnt say anything but looks so unsurprised#PLEASEEEE I JUST WANT NARUTO TO KNOW!!!! he's gonna lose utakata anyways but i want him to know!!!!!!#anyways im chewing on this lanky emo man with a big fuckin slug sealed inside him.#oh and near the start of the arc where hotaru was freaked out by the raining 'slugs'.#well now i saw that and was like. your guy's a slug guy. you better get used to them lmaooooo
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demoting Motormaster and replacing him with Breakdown. this brought to you by i think Breakdown would be utterly miserable and like visibly petrified doing the most anodyne shit and it'd be hot
#red rambles#stiff as a board and shaking like a leaf going 's-s-s-soundwave I'm requesting um a p-practice room for team training' to get a like single#grunt in response+ the thing he wanted#absolutely no difficulty with the concept of fighting for his olace but all the inter department stuff that isn't a fight freaks him out so#bad. he's actually worse at playing along with others than motormaster when he's in charge bc paranoia will fuckin do that#anyway i think it's hot to stress robots to the breaking point. and i think he would find his breaking point really fast
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i've been a busy boy (spoken w the same vibe as that one garfield 9/11 comic)
#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3#bgiii#bg3 astarion#bg3 abdirak#(oh god ive been misspelling that cunts name this whole time)#for anyone whos not familiar with this game you get the bloodless debuff if astarion drinks your blood#and you get loviatar's love by letting a sadomasochist beat the shit out of you ritualistically. no that's not a joke#but i went thru with it cause it gives you advantage on low health and my bard is the squishiest bitch on the team now#even GALE has more health than my character now bc i gave him the tough feat#i also coincidentally got astarion's first bite scene the first long rest after meeting abdirak#because ive been delaying my long rests as long as possible for fear of anything time-sensitive becoming unavailable to me#and so a bunch of other shit took priority over astarion trying to bite me#BUT. that has instead resulted in the extremely funny idea of my character volunteer to get beaten up#for NO in-universe discernable reason i might add#and astarion being like 'hm. okay he might be a big enough freak to let me feed off him without shoving a stake through my ribs'#and then trying his luck that very night ASJFKSA#anyway. i stopped playing this fuckin game like an hour ago bc i have to wake up early and yet im still awake and being a freak#internal monologue
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also bc i mentioned transformers briefly i do love. the Many Things that go on in fics over there. fascinating. it's fueling my special interests and also making me go "....WH-"
#jackals barks#nsft#it's also giving me new kinks#.........anyways not to be a freak but i was actually vaguely enthralled by the one where character a eats plastic bottles n the like as#part of a kink scene ('as. he wh-') Did I Fuckin Stutter?
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wait im having more thought abt rtc it au i shohld write these down
#theo.txt#it#im not im just gonna ramble in the tags of a thmblr post :)#ANYWAY#their songs are aboht their it enounterss &&#the shit that went down in their lives i think#like bill sings abt georgie & seeing his picture move & then he sings about being bullied bcause of his stutter & how his parents got after#georgie died#which mignt be too much for a song bht?? i dont care#& pennywise is Less fortune teller who can see when u die & more. Clown#hes just. the freak ass dancing clown that only comes with the fair every 27 years & COINCIDENTALLY kids go missing & something goes WILDY#wronf every time he comes#& its still like. some freak that sleeps unfer their town or whatever it just usues the circus as a disguse a little bit more#& when the kids die on the coaster (somehow Fucked by pussywise) they get taken to its little fuckin. thingy thing ifk how to describe it#& they can see all the people its killed out of the corner of their eyes & on the edge of their vison ? & the ones it killed longer ago are#more faded & dont show up so Mostly all they see is kids#& pennywise basically uses them like puppets for entertainment for the songs (so similer 2 karnak)#anyway. nothing will come of this but i think its cool sometimes
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tomorrow is my first day of classes as I go back to school for the first time in eight years and my family has picked today to blow up at each other and drag me into it
#VERY long story short#after my Papa died my dad buying the house out from my mom became a real possibility again#so all of us slowed down on the house sale stuff#and that included me shifting my focus from packing and looking for a place to getting ready to start school#but as of about two and a half hours ago my father is again freaking the fuck out#and saying we need to have the house ready to go on the market in seven fucking days#bc my mom has asked for a downpayment which he says he can’t afford#(when I asked him how much she was asking for he said he didn’t know. so it’s less ‘can’t’ and more ‘doesn’t want to’ but whatever)#anyway I asked him to ask bc if it comes down to it I would prefer to loan my dad the money for the downpayment#bc in exchange I get stability while I go back to school and the money I lose in interest would just be going to increased rent anyway#so now I get a text from my mother saying ‘do not give your father money for the downpayment’#and I’ve been trying so hard to be supportive of them both without it seeming like I’m ‘taking sides’#but I kind of snapped and said ‘I love you but don’t tell me what to do. I’m not doing this to ‘bail dad out’’#‘I’m doing this bc it’s the best option for me right now.’#and now she’s not responding to me#I fucking hate this#she needs the money. I need a stable place to live. let me loan him the money so YOU have the money mom!#I know you’re worried he won’t pay me back bc he’s proven to be less than honest with his finances in the past but also.#I’m his only kid. not to be macabre but I’ll be getting it back eventually one way or another unless he somehow writes me out of his will.#just fuckin. I’m supposed to be reading through my syllabuses and figuring out bullshit websites for school rn.#I don’t want to be dealing with family drama and impending homelessness rn pls chill#personal
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