#but Mau was driving me up the wall ever since I brought them inside and closed the windows for the evening
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Note to self: a large meal is a very effective sedative for hyperactive cats.
#not something i can do regularly obviously#but Mau was driving me up the wall ever since I brought them inside and closed the windows for the evening#he feels it's his god-given right to gallivant after dark even though i keep dragging his ass inside after every jail break#and he freaks out after 20 mins alone in the garden anyway#Moo also disgraced himself by throwing up his lunch all over my room‚ escaping while I was cleaning#and then finding himself stuck up another fencepost on the perimeter wall and mewling pathetically for me to rescue him#i went back to the house to fetch a ladder again only to find monsieur dragging his sorry butt up the steps behind me after all#maybe I do coddle them a bit too much#since keeping them inside all day is a flat impossibility in this house#they should have some degree of self-sufficiency so their fool asses can come home if they do prowl#i'm hoping that keeping them near home long enough will discourage them wandering too far even if they do go beyond the perimeter#for all dogs were exhausting i never had to worry about this shit with them#just close a door and a gate and boom. problem solved#cats though. fuckin Houdini-ass mfers#knee of huss#Méka Mau Moo#cat mom problems
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