#anyway I can’t wait for Cat for Cash!!!

[scrumptiousstuffs]

ooohhh maybe new haircut on Khao means Lynx era approaching? 👀

(please don’t kill my delulu)

😂😂😂 I won’t kill it but First just went on a trip with his family? And Khaotung is….not coping 🙂‍↕️

That boy spent the first few hours separated from his bestie by being active on Twitter and even asked one fan to be his “mommy/older sister”

And now, he is just playing house with his fur-babies, pining away while waiting for his bestie to come back home

18/01/2025

[honeylations]

HUH YUNJIN x FEM!READER

Prompt: With Le Sserafim in New York and you coincidentally having a runway show, she makes the time to meet up with you

Warnings/Notes: G!p Yunjin, eventual smut, model reader, golden retriever Yunjin

“So I have a confession to make” Yunjin randomly blurts out during game night in some New York Hotel.

Sakura had just rolled the monopoly dice and took hold of her cat piece. “What is it?”

“You’re gay?” Eunchae sarcastically question, earning an eye roll from the American.

“We’ve established that already, yes, but no that’s not what I was gonna say”

“It better be worth pausing this Monopoly game because I am becoming richer by the second” Chaewon smirked and showed off her buildings in majority of the board.

“So I have a girlfriend” Yunjin breathed out, feeling the weight roll off her shoulders.

The red head doesn’t know why she felt the need to keep it a secret from her girls. It wasn’t like she was scared that they wouldn’t support her, it was more of the fact that she gets nervous about almost anything.

And Eunchae may also be a little of bit of a big mouth.

Once a small detail goes through the maknae’s ear, the whole kpop industry suddenly knows.

“Oh? Congratulations Yunjin!” Kazuha applauded excitedly, even giving her member a quick hug.

“I’m surprised you can even pull” Chaewon teased, feeling a wad of monopoly cash slapped in her face. “Ow!”

“Eat shit. Anyways, she’s super awesome~”

This particular side of Yunjin was an easy way for the members to bully her love struck puppy personality and Yunjin knew she wouldn’t be able to defend herself.

“What’s her name?” Eunchae was the one to ask, already planning on texting Kyujin about the news.

Yunjin fiddled with her fingers and giggled like a school girl. “Park Y/n”

All girls sat up on their knees with eyes wider than saucers. “WHAT???”

“THE MODEL?”

“THAT HOTTIE?”

“Kill yourself Yunjin, there’s no way you’re dating THE PARK Y/N”

Yunjin slapped Chaewon with the monopoly cash again, tired of her teasing. “If you don’t believe me, she’s having a runway show tomorrow night. You can come with if you’d like. She can get us front row seats”

The eyes have gone wider and jaws were dropped.

“FRONT ROW TICKETS TO A RUNWAY SHOW?!?!” Sakura jumped up and about, squealing so high that the windows shook.

“I’ll take that as a yes. I’ll message Y/n and let her know” Yunjin said with a smile.

“It’s a coincidence that you both are in New York right now” The leader hummed and took her turn in rolling the dice.

She did a small fist pump when it landed on a double 6.

“Yeah I know, I’m just as surprised as you are. I’m planning to take her out on a date here soon and even introduce her to my family”

“Awwww our Yunjinie is such a good girlfriend~” Sakura smirked and playfully shook the taller member around.

Kazuha did a small applause. “I can’t wait to see her on the runway!”

The following night of the said Runway Show…

“Yunjin can you sit still?” Chaewon had hissed.

Chaewon could’ve been louder but she’d make a total fool of herself in front of the entire audience as the show was going. Well, not much of a fool as Yunjin right now.

The red head was fussing about in her seat, trying her best to get a clear view of whenever your turn was.

Which was literally in a second.

As you began strutting down with you beautiful model face, Yunjin squealed and started shaking her sign around that read: ‘I LUV Y/N <3’

“Wooohooooo! Go baby! You look so beautiful! Oh wow yayyyyy!~”

The Le Sserafim girls looked at their American member in disbelief. Did she suddenly forget she was an idol too?

“Huh Yunjin just how unprofessional are you gonna get?! Give me that and sit still!!” Chaewon growled, snatching the poster from Yunjin.

“Whatever. My girlfriend’s turn is over anyways” The red head grumbled before pursing her lips and waiting for the rest of the show to finish.

It felt like hours for Yunjin, but within minutes you had your bag over your shoulder and approaching your girlfriend and her group.

“Bebby!~” Yunjin made grabby hands and ran to you like an actual puppy seeing its owner.

Which was not much of a surprise for anyone.

“Must you be so loud whenever I’m on the runway? Be professional next time” You scolded but also melted into your girlfriend’s embrace where her large hands rested on your small waist.

She was squishing her cheek against your head and slowly pulled back with imaginary flat guilty ears. Her boba eyes grew wider and your body melted further. It was hard trying to maintain your nonchalant personality when your girlfriend was this fricking cute.

“I’m sorry bebby. I couldn’t help it. You look so pretty…I mean you always look pretty hehe”

You tried to be annoyed by her unprofessionalism but your smirk ruined it.

And Yunjin’s abrupt peck to your lips. “Mwah! Love you bebby”

“Ugh Yunjin quit being a love sap and introduce us to your girlfriend” You heard Chaewon hiss from afar.

“Right. Bebby, this is Kim Chaewon, our leader. Her temper is as short as her height-OW!”

“Piece of shit” The short blonde gritted her teeth when she slapped the back of Yunjin’s head.

“This is Miyawaki Sakura, the eldest. Then there’s me, your cute adorable girlfriend. And then Nakamura Kazuha, our Samoyed”

“Samoyed?” You repeated in question with a smile.

“Apparently that’s how my personality is” Kazuha shrugged and grinned, letting you slowly see why she got the title.

“Last but not least our baby girl, Hong Eunchae! We spoil her with love”

You softly pinched the youngest’s cheek and smiled at her giggle. “Definitely deserves to be spoilt. It’s a pleasure to finally meet Le Sserafim” you spoke calmly.

“Congrats on your runway event Y/n, you looked beautiful” Kazuha complimented sweetly.

“Thank you Kazuha, I’m glad you liked it. Yunjin told me you’d all be in New York so I thought it would be nice to get you girls a gift” you said with a smile and your manager instantly appeared with 4 bags of designer items that you collaborated with.

“Oh wow these are limited edition! Thank you so much Y/n Unnie!” Eunchae squealed with eyes as bright as the sun.

You would’ve thought she was Yunjin’s sister from how big her smile was. “You’re welcome Eunchae. Enjoy your time in New York”

“I will Unnie, I really will!”

“I’ll be going out with Y/n tonight for our date, I’ve already informed Manager-nim” Yunjin quickly reminded to Chaewon specifically in hopes she wouldn’t go ballistic but the leader hummed and nodded anyways.

“No worries. We’ll get going now. Oh and Yunjin-ah” Chaewon quickly called.

Yunjin’s brow raised in curiosity. “Hm?”

“Don’t stay out too late okay? We got content to film”

Yunjin saluted like a dork. “Ay ay captain!”

“Idiot. Take care and it was lovely meeting you Y/n!”

You waved at the girls but could feel Yunjin’s puppy eyes on you again. “What are you staring at?”

“Just how beautiful my girlfriend is. I love you bebby” she said and kissed your temple.

“Ugh. I love you too. Now where are you taking me tonight hm? You look so handsome” you smirked up at her and adjusted her blue button up long sleeve which was open at the collar.

“It’s a surprise bebby. This night will be memorable”

Well Yunjin wasn’t technically lying when she said memorable. She took you to a beautiful Italian restaurant, then surprising you with a bouquet of roses, and finally taking you on a walk by the beach where the moon shined bright.

Of course it wasn’t gonna just end there.

Because now you found yourself riding your girlfriend’s big cock in your hotel room. Both of your clothes thrown somewhere you’d have to dig through later but right now you were focused on milking your sexy girlfriend and the way she was STILL looking at you with those boba eyes.

“F-Fuck, stop looking at me like that” you moaned.

“Mmm, can’t help it. My girl is just so pretty riding me”

Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you clawed onto her shoulder harder, feeling the tip of her dick reach deeper into your pussy. “You drive me crazy, baby”

Not needing to say another word, Yunjin quickly admired the hickeys she scattered all over your neck and collarbones, then giving into her cravings of your lips. She made the kiss slow, letting her tongue work around yours and felt the movement of your hips falter.

But your tone got louder, shamelessly moaning into your girlfriend’s mouth that some of your saliva went down your chin.

“Tired, Princess?” She whispered into your mouth.

You nodded at her, being enough of a sign for Yunjin to lift you up and make you lay face first and ass up. You supported your balance by leaning on your elbows and looking back at your girlfriend who rubbed your ass and inserting her fat cock back inside your sopping cunt.

“A-Ah!”

“Always tight for me aren’t you, Y/n? My good girl”

You moaned into the sheets from the use of your name instead of her usual nickname for you. One of the things you loved so much about Yunjin was how different she was during sex. She can be vanilla if she wanted to, but Yunjin thought where the fun was in that?

She loved making you wither under her touch. Hearing you cry for her name and beg for her to please you in all the right ways.

“Mmhm right there baby!” You screamed at the inhumane pace Yunjin was going at, the slapping sounds echoing throughout the room (and probably even outside the entire hotel).

Yunjin towered her body over your back and trailed kisses at your jaw, feeling her smile against your skin. “Your pussy is sucking me in so nice, baby. Gonna fill it up with so much of my cum. You’d like that wouldn’t you?”

You nodded, clearly too tired to properly answer and the abrupt hold on your jaw made your eyes go wide. Yunjin squeezed your mouth open. “Open up and tongue out, darling”

Doing so, the red head spat on your tongue and forcefully closed your mouth before holding your throat. “Swallow.”

She hummed in satisfaction at your obedience, the knot in her stomach growing. “Hmm fuck, gonna cum Princess”

“Yes yes please cum in me, Yunnie” you mumbled with tears.

Yunjin was panting in your ear before releasing an aggressive groan, her hips snapping in a harsh but slower pace as she reached her peak. You felt the warm flood of cum fill your needy pussy to the brim, Yunjin then slowly pulling herself out to watch your creamy pussy leak.

“So hot” you exhaled, using two fingers to scoop the liquid and popping them into your mouth. “So tasty”

Yunjin guided you to lay your body down with your head on her chest, then pulling the covers over your sweaty bodies. She kissed your head and spent a few minutes helping you calm down by rubbing circles on your back. “You okay, bebby?”

“Yeah. We haven’t fucked in so long, I almost passed out”

“I missed you so much, bebby. Sorry we haven’t been going out lately”

You shook your head and placed multiple kisses on your girlfriend’s face. “Don’t apologise, my love. We still call all the time so just hearing your voice brings me satisfaction”

Yunjin smiled at your words. “Did you want to join us tomorrow? We won’t show your face on the cameras. As long as I’m with you, I don’t care about anything else”

“You know I have a photoshoot tomorrow, babe and plus I think your fans will go on a killing spree if they see us together”

Yunjin pouted. “I won’t let them touch you, bebby. I’ll use my magic force field to protect you”

You laughed into her neck and pinched her sides. “You’re such a dork”

“A dork you’re super in love with, am I right?” She wiggled her eyebrows.

“Yes. A dork I’m super duper in love with”

[xueyidweams]

rambling once again (aventurine x cat-person gn!reader) (this kind of pattern is what I’m talking about.) (read more bc this became quite long, sorry!!!)

Aventurine in his life of working for the IPC has come across a lot of stealers or kids trying to find their food for the day. he usually gives them some money and send them on their way. however, he really didn’t expect for someone to try and rob him in Penacony, in the dreamscape no less. Somehow he didn’t sense the man hurling himself towards him and grunted in surprise as he was pushed down, before he could even open his eyes the man was off of him and running away with claw marks all over him.

dumbfounded, he gets up and looks around, only to find two cat eyes staring at him… except they weren’t a cat… well.. half cat half person? He thought the species went extinct long ago. though, you were living proof of the opposite. you helped him sit up, he felt your claws brush against his knuckles and you felt the coolness of his rings on your paw-hand. observing his every move with utmost attention, your feline eyes following his every mimic and body movement.

“well thank you kind stranger—“ you accidentally cut him off as you smell him closely and realize who he is, he smells just like those bastards from the IPC! way too rich to be true smelling! your ears curl backwards and you pull yourself away hastily as you run away from him. He blinks as he sees you run, so fast… is this why the IPC hunts you all down like you’re all one of a kind? He yells after you, “Hey wait! just listen to me, please!“ you look back at him, your teeth snared and your pupils as slanted as they can be, “leave me alone IPC scum!”

you turn a few corners and your eyes widen in horror to see a dead end… what the hell, you know this place like the back of your hand! did they build this just now or have you been hanging in the unfinished part for way too long? the hairs on your tail stand up and your ears curl back as you hear his footsteps, taking a step back your back meets the wall with an oomph.

“Hey look— don’t be so hostile, we don’t have to be enemies. you can trust me.” yeah right. with those eyes? they’re unnervingly pretty and somehow frightening. your gut is telling you to run but your heart is hammering way too fast in your chest and the sound is drowning out his voice and you feel like everything you’ve had to endure to not fall into IPC’s slimy hands again has all been for nothing and—

you feel a hand on your arm, you look up and meet his eyes. then you feel the warm tears staining your cheeks, your tail hugs your leg as your ears droop, “look. please don’t give me up to them, i’ll literally do anything. do you want any dirty work done? i can do it! please just leave me alone, i don’t want to go back i can’t go back!” you see his eyes… soften somehow. to him, you’re a stark reminder of who he was, maybe still is. the way you fight so hard to protect the most precious thing to you, your freedom reminds him so much of the unsavory memories that he doesn’t notice he is squeezing your arm a bit hard and some of the fur is stuck on his rings. you flinch and grimace and he untangles your fur from his rings, he pulls his hands off of you.

he coughs in his hand and looks at you once more, voice softer yet firm. “im not going to hurt you or give you up. that’s not my job anyways. i just wanted to thank you, for helping even though it could put me in serious hot water. cats hate water right?” you half rolls your eyes at his teasing remark, “yeah yeah pretty boy, cough up some cash if you want to thank me. thanks for not turning me in but empty sentiments won’t feed me when i have to wake up from this dream.”

he smiles and takes off the ring from his index finger, he looks at you, “can i hold your hand?” you feel a slight warmness spreading through your face and squint your eyes, “fine but don’t try anything funny!” he chuckles and takes your hand in his gently, “wouldn’t dream of it.” he slips the ring on your ring finger, winking at you. “you can sell this for at least five hundred thousand credits, plenty to eat hm?” you look at your finger, the ring and at him as your heart does summersaults in your ribcage. you’ve never… even as a tease you’ve never been flirted with this is—

he takes advantage of your stupor and strokes your shoulder, squeezes slightly and gives you a smile. “you haven’t seen me and i haven’t seen you, yes?” you nod, speechless but thankful. he turns around and you finally get your voice back, “wait!” he looks back, his eyes watching you with interest. he raises his eyebrows, “thank you. i dont know what else to say but i’ll never forget this. and i wasnt’… joking when i said i could do your dirty work. so if you need something and i can get it done, i’ll do it free of charge.” you manage to tumble out as your voice trembles a bit, still shocked. his smile returns, “I’ll think about it, maybe fate will make us cross paths again huh?” he gives a little wave and starts walking, “oh also, do take care of your fur, it’s rather soft.”

you look dumbfounded, your face morphing from surprised to angry to flustered but he has already left. you look at your ring finger again and play with the ring, maybe the aeons have pitied you now?

‘he’s really pretty…’

you think to yourself as you pocket the ring and think of all the fish, meat and bread you’re gonna eat. and maybe you’ll try that soul glad thing.

[vylad243]

I HAVE A NICKNAME HELLS YEA I’m using that on AO3 now lmfao

That answer is literally the cutest thing ever I could scream I love it so much

I love the fact that no one is aware of Vox’s actual ranking and the fact that Vox has no idea how much they actually like him. Do you think they, the sins, would ever petition for him to get to go to other rings? Especially since the sinners are put at the top ring to be easier to exterminate and they might wanna avoid that? Maybe they just try for at least a day trip? I can’t imagine it would be easy especially since Lucifer isn’t the most fond of him but I also imagine he wouldn’t break the rules, if it’s in his power, just for one sinner anyways

But also awwwwww I’d love to hear more about what each sin thinks- even if we haven’t met some yet. If you have time/feel like it of coarse! I’m just very curious and love this little universe 👀

I got an image in my head of Ozz as that meme with the guy holding the sword and the cat with the cat being Vox 😂😂 as an artist I feel contractually obligated to make that a thing now wait a minute-

I'm glad to hear you like the nickname 😭 I thought Obby was fitting for some strange reason

The sins want Vox to be able to visit other rings, but they're been unsuccessful in find a way to let him pass through the boundaries. They've never had a sinner like Vox before so they don't know which way they're supposed to go. Does he need special permission from everyone? Just Lucifer? From the whole Royal family or some type of blood sacrifice?

The reason they haven't really put in the effort yet is because Vox hasn't really expressed interest in travelling the other rings. They don't know that Vox isn't aware of his status , so they assume that he's content where he is. Vox, on the other hand, is very interested in exploring the other rings, but he assumes he isn't allowed too and he doesn't want to ask just in case it would be viewed as disrespectful

Once Vox discovers his high ranking, he will actually explore the other rings of Hell to see how his power is holding up and if he needs to change things. VoxTech would expand to the other regions, and Vox would supply jobs to the hellborn sinners. They would be under Vox's protection too- so the likelihood of them being injured or killed by others gets lowered. Papermint would also get an exception as Vox's assistant, but he would only be allowed to travel with Vox or with written approval from Vox

As for the sins!

Mammon views Vox as potential for money. Vox is incredibly rich and knows how to play into people's wants and desires to fuel his own powers and needs so Mammon respect him, but doesn't like him because Mammon things he should be the only one who is rich and in charge of people's money. Mammon doesn't mind Vox as a person. He views him as a cash cow, though, and wants to exploit Vox like a mini-attraction.

Levi likes Vox because Vox likes sea creatures and respects the creatures. When Levi discovered that Vox's favourite animal was a shark- he knew what he had to do. He created Vark by hand specifically for Vox, but also as a creature who could stand on his own in case Vox turned out to be abusive towards animals. When Vox brought Vark to the next meeting, Levi was pleased to see how well cared for the shark was and how much Vark loved Vox- it became clear to Levi that Vox was someone who deserved his powers and the pet. He likes to see Vox get jealous or possessive because he finds it humorous, and he sees himself in Vox. He uses Vark as a means of measuring Vox as a person since Vark is an excellent judgement of character.

Ozzy relies a lot on Vox for his factories, but he doesn't try to take advantage of Vox's powers. He likes Vox as a person and finds him rather charming and witty. Ozzy respects Vox as a businessman and appreciates how much Vox cares for his employees. They never talk about sex with one another because Vox gets uncomfortable quickly- but Ozzy knows about Vox's partner, and he can tell that the relationship isn't the best, but he's unaware of how bad it was. When Vox starts to date Alastor, it's a huge shift in personality and change, and Ozzy does get a bit sad because it becomes obvious to him that Vox was being abused and he blames himself for not noticing. He could sense a huge lack of lust rolling off of Vox but just fought he may not have been the most sexual. Ozzy knows now that there was a huge lack of consent, but he never brings it up to keep Vox feeling secure

Bee and Vox get along the best because they're both pretty outgoing. Vox does have some anxiety and can be bad at socializing. Bee finds him rather endearing and likes to hang out with him. Vox gets along pretty well with Bee's boyfriend, too, and the trio likes to have lunch together during the meetings. Vox supplies Bee with all the power she needs because she has helped him the most and was always there to comfort him when he needed it. Bee knew of Vox's relationship with Val, but she was asked to keep it private, and she respected his wish. Bee and Vox both like sweets, too, and sometimes Bee would bake goodies for Vox to try. Sometimes they're drugged, and sometimes they're not. After Vox starts dating Alastor- he tells her no more drugged ones- which she also respects

Lucifer finds Vox idiotic and clumsy, but he does like him. He's a firm believer that Vox could do way better than Alastor, but he doesn't meddle with Vox's personal life. Lucifer does his best to make sure that Vox is happy and content because he's worried about power outages all the time. Vox is a great source of anxiety and stress for him, but he doesn't say it outloud. He's the one that eventually tells Vox of his ranking because he finds out first that Vox thinks he's just an 'overlord.' Lucifer is embarrassed that he never told Vox, and eventually Lucifer gives Vox a charm that allows him to travel through the rings. Alastor doesn't like the charm, but he accepts it as a 'work-related item'

Satan and Vox tend to argue a lot because they're both rather hot-headed. Their arguments are usually lighthearted though and the two don't mind each other. They're not exactly friends though

Belph and Vox are mostly friends because of Bee, but they can hang out and socialize without Bee. They like to nap together sometimes, and Belph doesn't mind sharing her drugs with Vox.

I don't know a lot of Belph and Satan so sorry for the shitty explanation! As I come up with more I'll expand on it

[weirdponytail]

I ordered food last night because I did some extra work for a neighbor and the heat did indeed get to me. Was exhausted and didn’t want to move and just a tad cranky.

Not long after I placed my order and it went through the system as ready for Dasher pickup, I got a message saying ‘we are connecting you with your dasher,’ which rankled me a bit since the last few times I did DoorDash delivery the drivers were having a hard time finding my place and lots of times just left the food at a house clearly marked as not mine.

Well, a second after that I got a meme!! And it made my day really.

I’ve been holding this undercurrent of stress over events I can’t control. The big stuff, not personal stuff, just me being a worrywart and getting angry over things I can’t change and being boxed in where the things I would usually say/do to feel as though I have played my part and made a difference feel as though they have been twisted and won’t do anything. Rock and a hard place type stuff, but for issues that, at the moment, do not actually influence my daily life beyond the rage. It’s pretty draining.

Then this happened. I try to tip alright for our area, but didn’t give a massive tip when I ordered or anything. Just average. I got a big stupid smile when I saw that meme. Wanted to give them an equal smile so I popped outside and put half of what I earned from the neighbor (paid me cash and I was going to put half of it in my cashstash later and keep the other half for future game buying anyway) under the mat and let the Dasher know.

When the food had been dropped off I waited a minute, then double checked the money was gone and grabbed my food and what else do I find?

SHE GAVE ME CANDY!!!

I know it’s probably the way she makes sure people remember to rate her on the app and possibly send another tip when the option is seen during rating, but this felt good. Maybe I’m one of dozens of people she delivered to today, but she made me smile when I was settled in to being a cranky bitch for the night.

If you can, tip your delivery people, let yourself smile when you need it most, crack jokes and share cat pics and memes, even with strangers. If anything, it’ll break up the possible monotony of their day and be something for them to look back on.

Cheers mates.

[pigglepiephi]

GMMTV 2025 Line Up P2

Following on from the first 10 trailers, here’s my post anticipated from trailers 11 - 20.

11. ME-TE-LUV

OhmLeng and SeaKeen really are booked for 2025! I’m most interested though in what the Neo/Fluke/Lego/Yacht storyline is going to be??

Anticipation rating: 6/10

12. Cat for Cash

Was not expecting anything from FirstKhao this year, and I’m not sure how this will turn out, but I’m here for the romcom Cat Cafe fan fic of it all!

Anticipation rating: 7/10

13. Girl Rules

I wish we’d gotten more than two GLs but I’m happy that at least one of them is giving us messy lesbians! The girls deserve to fuck around too!!

Anticipation rating: 8/10

14. Boys in Love

Look I will take a high school BL if we get PoddPapang as teacher boyfriends!

Anticipation rating: 7/10

15. My Magic Prophecy

Maybe I should blame JittiRain’s character’s in Vice Versa, and P’aof’s writing choices at the end of Last Twilight more for this but… I just don’t really enjoy watching JimmySea… also this looked bland. Will probably give it a try anyway though.

Anticipation rating: 5/10

16. A Dog and A Plane

A Jojo directed comedy and a second Pillars love triangle?! Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! Also MarcPoon as the sides and Tui from Lykn!!! What a great cast! I’m super excited for this one!

Anticipation rating: 9/10

17. Me and Thee

Urgh Pond looked sooo deliciously expensive in this 🤩 I guess I’ll watch him woo Phuwin again.

Anticipation rating: 7/10

18. Wu

This was so vague and clearly hurriedly knocked together. I haven’t watched HSF so I haven’t experienced the hype of SkyNani yet. This one is hard to rate 🤔

Anticipation rating: 6/10

19. Memoirs of Rati

We finally got a period BL from GMMTV 🎉 Look, I wanted AouBoom to lead a series (gosh do they deserve it after 6 series together) but I think this is the best we could have expected. They’ve escaped university and get to finally flex their acting chops! GreatInn will deliver the angst too.

Anticipation rating: 9/10

20. Ticket To Heaven

I mean it’s everyone’s most anticipated series right??? If Aof gets this right, it could be spectacular. A series like this is everything I wanted for GeminiForth after MLMU TH, and I can’t wait to see them act in something with this kind of complexity again.

Anticipation rating: 10/10

[cherryluvrx3]

meat lovers amirite??

Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas

Chapter 1

[masterlist]

“Christ it’s always so goddamn hot..” Dave grumbled behind the cash register and wiped some sweat off his forehead. It was another Wednesday afternoon that was spent working for the best (not true) pizzeria ever, Pizza Hut. It was early march and even though it wasn’t necessarily hot outside, the heat inside the place was stuffy and unbearable.

It also didn’t help that they had hot pizzas being cooked, going in and out of ovens that let out little bursts of heat whenever they were opened.

“Yeah it’s even worse now that the air conditioner’s broken-“ “AND THAT WE’RE- SORRY I’M, COOKING HOT ASS PIZZAS!” Karkat cut off John, who was mopping in the front, with a yell from the kitchen.

“Stop complaining and get back to work, doughboy!” John shouted back. “DON’T MAKE ME COME OUT THERE!” Karkat yelled and the two were about to start their usual bickering.

“Guys wait, shut up there’s a call coming in.” Dave shushed the both of them and picked up the phone while Karkat grumbled to himself.

“Hi this is Pizza Hut, what can I get you?”

“Yeah hi! Can I get 3 pi-“

“Wait, for pick up or delivery?”

“Oh, uh delivery but yeah can I get 3 pizzas? One pepperoni, one sausage, and one meatlovers.”

“Alrightt… anything else?”

“10 breadsticks and 20 Cinnabons?”

“ Damn- I mean- ok anything else?”

“Uh.. yeah so like…”

They paused and he could hear murmuring in the back.

“Yeah?”

“Can you um.. can you hehe- send your uh, cutest delivery boy?”

…?

“…Haha what.”

“That’s it ok bye!”

The call ended and Dave just shrugged off what he just heard as another one of the harmless pranks he’d hear as someone working the phones and finished putting in the order.

He looked over to the keys that were for the delivery car before thinking, ‘hmm.. it’d be nice to stretch my legs and get some fresh air’ and then snatched them up, swinging them around his finger in a cool nonchalant manner.

“Heh John guess what?” Dave called to John who was now wiping down the windows.

“Yeah?”

“I just got a call requesting “the cutest delivery boy” you know what that means?”

“Uhh.. no?.. what..?”

“That means you can’t go.” Dave snickered to himself and went to the back while John just yelled out an offended, “What’s that supposed to mean!?”

———

“Ugghh!!” I screamed into a pillow right after I clicked the end call button while my friends just laughed at me. “Hey! You forgot to order wings!” Terezi complained. “Oh no! I’m not calling again!” I told her while I felt my own hot cheeks. Roxy, the evil witch who was the one that set me up to humiliate myself, giggled next to me, “Oh my god! Haha! At least he seemed like- chill about it?” Roxy patted my shoulder as I just sunk deeper into the couch, pouting.

“C'mon that’s a good thing! Means it probably won’t be that awkward when you open the door!” “WHAT?” I snapped my head to look at her in surprise.

“Well.. think about it! You’re the one who called! You should open the door.” Nepeta chuckled from her spot on the carpet. “NO??? That means I shouldn’t have to answer??!” I whined as I shook the little cat girl by the shoulders. “Chill your motherfuckin’ grill little mama… it’s not that serious.. besides, if you play your cards right, you might be able to hit it off with pizza boy and finally land a boyfriend or some shit..” Gamzee said also from his spot on the carpet.

“I don’t think I’m getting a boyfriend from this Gamzee..” “I bet he’s gonna be ugly anyways.” Terezi snickered before going back to chewing on one of my pillows ew.

“Well it’s nice to be optimistic right!? A knight in shining armor-“ “You know damn well no pizza delivery boy is a knight in shining armor.” Roxy laughed while Nepeta pouted, “Well we’ll see when he gets here!”

———

About 15 minutes later, the doorbell rings and I get practically shoved to the door while the others hide behind a corner to watch. I pat down a few stray hairs- why am I so nervous? I’m literally never gonna see this guy again, I might as well rip the bandaid off, open the door, give him money, grab the pizza, wait.. wait wait wait - I hung up before he could tell me the price. Ugh now I have to have a conversation with him- oh god fucking damnit..

I open the door and right as I’m about to speak my voice cuts out. Okay, the dude isn’t devastatingly hot but he’s fairly cute, which is wayy more than what I was expecting from a Pizza Hut delivery boy..

“The cutest delivery boy is here.” He says with a smug tone, presenting himself like he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

Oh.

Oh god eugh ..

He’s a prick…

[destructive-ilya]

long ass messy explaining of today:

well he hit/choked my mom for just trying get our stuff to leave like he had a tantrum we do for leaving a light in our room on at night w us in it and didn’t like taht she barked AT HIS SCREAMING then because he got arrested when he came back (me and dog locked out could remove our stuff had to wait until officers came to like help/oversee) he screamed get out off property then started throwing rocks and bricks at me and nova , keep in mind busy city suburb she has no collar or leash atm (inside and also all of our stuff) so the only safe place is in gate until we can all leave together(either to take her seprate but safe which is why from 9/10am-2pm i was trying to find smth) if she was out that gate she’d be gone. his sister JUST lost a dog in a car accident at same time as he was trying to force open gate while i begged not to shes get out and officers and my mom onw that second to get our stuff and remove us someone else walking by had a dog get out of their leash and he was trying help them “cause i just lost a dog this way” EXACT SAME SECOND

then he like ran off, at the throwing bricks point called 911 (cause i was supposed to anyway so we could remove stuff ) when i was on phone i gave wrong street twice in the panic so it took forever at this point i’m at 2% then officers come plus my mom with water (have had none except the two i asked some guys behind their gate for eternally grateful) and guy has disappeared (hiding out friends place hoping we just leave (everything we own?)) my mom calls him and officers talk to him he says half hour doesn’t get there for a full one and while waiting trying to figure out what to do for nova that’s best for her and maybe we could see again, they decide we could put her in a car and take to station with us u til we could get a shelter, then he shows up and chucks like only a couple things out and when officers walk through HE JUST LIES saying all of ours is his. upwards of thousand dollar worth of food maybe more considering spices (he had border nothing except what we’d given before we even went just cause he had nothing) my toiletries?? a tub of irreplaceable items , photos of my papa who died, birthday card, pictures sent to me, art and drawings given to me/done in treatment, my mom’s computer, a water bottle, a sport bag with my stuffie in it, and some of my clothes and some other things cooking supplies, my dogs food what? for his cat? (he doesn’t deserve that cat, absolutely love not fault on)

and he can do that, they knew he was lying but it’s his residence and it’s like there isn’t anything to do besides sue, i wanted my things back. had to have officer go back for a back pack cause it had my wallet and a cash app card w my name and my mothers meds so i mean he gave that over eventually , and then with like a bunch of stuff just thrown in his back yard we needed to like figure out what had what’s gone and what throw away cause can’t bring that much, and as going throw officers are like we don’t want to stand rushing over you while you go through causing forgetting things, so just call 911 when your done and we’ll come escort you and dog then, they leave, maybe 5 or 6:30, phone is dead now, got rid kf two thirds then he did come out while sorting for his garbage , like yeah we’re in way but it’s almost 8 we were calling that second and finishing up, he’s screaming off property and shit talking again, we were where we were supposed to be i said i’d just deal with his trash if it was so heinous n he didn’t want us touching. he wasn’t supposed tp b there til we had left . so we wait for officers it gets dark and cold and drizzly 5hrs go by nothing i’m just watching creepyass bugs on pavement after i magiver a leashe waist harness thing for her anyway something happend and all cars were redirected no one came until 2/3 am and they were SHITTY mostly mom talked to upfront , nova had been laying falling aslee but she did bark at them cause ya know middle of night she has no food no sleep watched some shit w all of us taday, and they’re like no. and can’t at night anyway no resources too late. so now we’re back in old apt w border nothing comparitive go 24hrs ago just until morning and it’s 4am and i STILL HAVENT SLEPT

[crimsun-n-clover]

updates

mickey and her boytoy broke up. i was right. obviously. she was wrong and clouded by infatuation. typical. said with love.

but now i’m teaching her the WAYS OF THE REVENGE PLOT and she’s a wonderful student. holding his shit hostage as trophies of putting up with him. i’m so goddamn proud.

still miss sugar. been thinking about calling her because you know who fuckin else will i have that weird bond with but she’s the one who left me. ball’s in her court and i hate sports. come find me at concessions bitch.

might make her a gift for the holiday i made up for her. not sure if i should leave a note. “hey you know what day it is haha five year anniversary of the time i thought you killed yourself. don’t do it again. k bye -your dyke” like??? would probably stir some shit up. but i’m not sure if i’d be able to stop myself yk? i have a little pile of paper stars like i made for her last christmas, so i’ll probably just give her another jar of them.

slept on the couch all week. love it. cat loves it too. it’s nice not to feel alone.

i love being alone actually. can’t wait to move out and be away from these bitches. but you know. like i’d rather be with my cat and some cartoons then my sad cave of a room. it’s usually a nice cave but i don’t like it much recently. it’s my hiding place and i’m sick of hiding when all i want to do is leave.

mom keeps looking at land to build a house on once we move out of this shithole. she wants me to park my trailer on it. no chance in HELL. “trailer parks are shady blahblah classism” EAT SHIT. the happiest i’ve ever been is in a trailer park. love em. can’t stand being around a bunch of selfish freaks. love being in a tightly knit community of retirees, families, travelers, and people down on their luck. it’s the way we’re supposed to be as humans in my opinion. just the material shit that you need and the things that will make you happy, independence, and community.

dad went to the corner store across from our closest trailer park and mom flipped shit about suspicious characters or whatever. hey. bitch. they’re poor. they don’t wanna kill you theyre here for a pack of winstons and a scratch off. cry about it. you’re self absorbed if you think they could be bothered to fucking stab you in the parking lot of where they get their goddamn doritos.

me and maggie are kinda codependent now. our routine gets thrown off if i don’t pick her up to drive around town and blast queen. full time passenger princess. she didn’t do anything with me yesterday and my metal cds and stuffed dragon (smaug) took over. she was a little jealous i think.

she’s the aziraphale to my crowley now since sugar divorced me. no more “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THATS ILLEGAL” just an “i don’t know them” sad. i miss getting reactions. even better when she’d slap the shit out of me. mag just assumes that any little gift i get her is something i pocketed because i thought she would like it. sugar on the other hand would skin me alive. maggie and i are really close and comfortable and all but i have no interest in her. plus she’s been with her girl for almost a year now.

sugar and i still have joint custody of daisy. shame. as if the little bastard doesn’t love me more (calls me her dad, comes to me when she needs a ride, invites me to her plays and recitals, all that.)

found a cheap old fifth wheel that i’m in love with for 18k one town over. there’s a couple travel trailers i’d take too, because that’s what i want anyway, but the fifth wheel would probably be a better place for my kiddos. more room to lounge, play dnd, and beat the shit out of each other.

my collection for moving is coming along beautifully. handful of vinyls, little painting of ducks i found with mag that i NEEDED, and i just bought a set of bowls with little pumpkins on them. i took all the change in all my little hiding spots and cashed it out at walmart. i now have 56 dollars that my parents can’t track, and i’ll be asking for 20 cash back whenever i can. i don’t want them to notice when i buy things.

i want to make a paypal or something for donations, but i don’t think i could get away with that. i’d need an account that wouldn’t need my address or anything, and no bank information. just something i could get as cash at an atm and hide in my cash hoard (stuffed monkey). i don’t want it to be traceable by my parents. i’m not doing anything sketchy, they just don’t understand how bad of an environment this is for me and lash out when i try to reason with them.

223 days until ronnie comes home. 223 days until my vinyls can be played. 223 days until my pumpkin bowls go to use. 223 days until my duck painting gets hung. 223 days until i can bake all the goddamn pies i want for all the little bastards i can handle.

[scrumptiousstuffs]

this is in response to a single line of your reply to an ask so it feels weird adding to the post just for this considering how long it is but while i am SO GLAD we've escaped it in thk (and only friends), i for one can actually not wait for the painfully obvious and a slightly cringe product placement for random cat food or toys scenes in cat for cash.

it'll probably also mean montow and vaanjoy will be fed for free a while because i remember scrolling through earth's insta a few weeks ago and saw a photo of a massive pile of cat food/treats boxes that i can only assume he got as a thanks for his service promoting the brand in mlc 😂😂

Hehe..thank you for noticing my one line comment about Cat For Cash. I’m definitely expecting some cat food/toy advertising being inserted into the show. But you know what, with clever script/directing, this can be cute and natural.

My example will have to be My School President and currently, the airing Ossan’s Love Thailand. Both have blatant sponsored products/merch but it’s cute and work with the series. Like when Tinn/Gun flirting with their fried chicken 🍗 products 😂😂😂.

Even Thamepo has it (I see you sunscreen products lol). My Love Mix Up also had a lot of products ad (and to me with mix results - pun intended here 😉)

On the flip side, there are some shows where I thought the product placements just seems out of whack (for me - Vice Versa 🫣 -I’m sorry JimmySea fans, I got thrown off by the godly amount of Lay chips hahaha).

Anyway, I can already tell people have some preconceived ideas about Cat For Cash even before it aired - one YT watcher said it’s terrible and just a long ad of “Purina” while others already voicing out their disappointment because it will definitely have ads.

Others already saying Cat For Cash will have not much romance lines and will only focus on family-vibe, and that is a travesty to them.

But I’m here for it - and you know what, I can absolutely see Khaotung actually accepting the job so that his fur-babies get free food/toys 🤣 (I’m jesting, or am I?)

*also, just a reminder we only have pilot trailer. I can’t emphasised enough that the pilot trailer always differs from the official one! ALWAYS…

And seriously, I’m all here for TigerLynx surrounded by fluffy cats while the cats trying to bossily give Tiger well-meaning advice on how to woo Lynx 😂

(Can’t resist putting up KT’s fur babies recent pics and mine winking lol)

[yourbestpalpercy]

Okay! Gonna get right into this! Also, spoilers!

Playtime with Percy is a super cool, 2d styled, fnaf fan game that came out on August 6th 2023. It has a tamagotchi twist on it though and I personally think it’s an incredible game by developer FazieFunbear. It’s also for free on Steam! I’ve been a huge fan of this game ever since it came out.

This game, like most games, features a cast of characters (mostly pets as I noted) like Percy Poodle, Charlie Cat, Mother Moose, Farmer Felix (Ferret) and Rowan Rat. There’s also the Playful Poodles which are these annoying toys. I enjoy these characters quite a lot with my favorite being Percy Poodle (His smug face in the custom night menu is everything for me). You play as Nick (which a huge part of the internet enjoys despite barely talking in game but I understand.), a man in debt(?) who is in need of cash ever since being fired from Percy’s Playhouse for unknown reasons. Well guess what! Karma came a knockin’ and now Percy’s is scheduled for demolition in a week (wow! How convenient). His boss calls late at night to ask if Nick is willing to watch the place at night to make sure no one breaks in and steals stuff. Nick agrees and it’s off to Traumaville!

Night 1 and we’re immediately introduced to the final boss-! I mean..our Pal Percy! A completely normal, tamagotchi like toy that was apparently recalled for “unknown reasons”. Yeah, sure. This toy has three tasks (Feed, Water, and Play) and we have to fill up a small meter to complete the night, allowing you to pretty much finish the night at your own pace! You also have your camera system. Meh. Night 1 only has two animatronics, Charlie Cat and Mother Moose. Their mechanics both mimic and differ from each other. Both will enter the office from the vents and when you see them, well, you have to not die! Charlie Cat’s mechanic is that you need to put down whatever tool you're using and watch him. He loves attention. When Mother Moose enters, you need to pull up a tool, she prefers that you are distracted. Okay! Night 1 is complete! Woohoo! ….By the way! You’re not done yet! There’s post night tasks in this game!

Night 1’s task sees you selling the animatronics in a small office and having to hide from Charlie Cat. With each character, you have to match the auction price and type in a code every time you wanna do so. A little annoying but it’s whatever. From time to time, Charlie Cat will run across the room and try to stop you from leaving- erm, sorry, selling his friends (Understandable). Once you are halfway through, ads will begin to pop up on screen, the screen gets glitchy and the internet starts shutting down. Charlie will also wait for you to slip up and come out of hiding early. Once you are done, it’s onto Night 2 naturally!

Night 2 introduces 2 new characters, Farmer Felix and the 1st of the Playful Poodles. Tim will try to steal your Pal Percy so you can’t finish the night. Evil little shit. Farmer Felix will sometimes walk by your office and you have to select the color of his eyes on a Simon Says, if you don’t, well..I hope you enjoy the dark! Also being killed, there’s- there’s that too. Charlie Cat and Mother Moose are still active so be aware of them.

Night 2’s post night task sees Nick deciding he wants to play an arcade game (Attack of the Space Dogs) before it’s sold in the morning. You need to beat the highscore and make sure Mother Moose doesn’t get a turn. You are equipped with a camera to flash her when she gets too close. She can come from 3 places: The Door, a Vent and a small Ball Pit that I’m pretty sure is a portal to another dimension considering how Mother Moose can fit her entire body into it. I did the math and if we’re to assume that Nick is 5-6 feet tall and Percy is double his height (and assuming that all the animatronics share this height), that ball pit is 10-12 feet deep. Deep freaking ball pit. Anyways! When you’re halfway done, Mother Moose decides she ‘doesn’t want you to win’ (Yeah, suuure pal) and will start requiring you to flash her twice with the camera. The arcade machine breaks and it’s onto Wednesday.

First thing you’ll notice is that Pal Percy’s starting to act a little…off. It’s expression is a little messed up but I’m sure it’s perfectly fine! …Right? ANYWAYS- This night, 2 more threats are introduced. Another one of the Playful Poodles and the Poodle himself, Percy Poodle. These two work hand in hand, Tot (the new Playful Poodle) will open the door a little and if you don’t slam it in her face, she’ll prop the door completely wide open for Percy to just..wander in and bear trap your face off. You also unlock another mechanic, locking the door! Unfortunately, the lock’s shit and will come unlocked when you stop holding it. Anyways, Percy will slowly make his way over to the door and once he’s right in front of it, he’ll start pounding on the door extremely aggressively. Oh, another quick note, as the night’s progress, your Pal Percy starts requiring you to do more things for it. The longer you ignore it, the faster the animatronics become and if you continue to ignore it, it’ll just pull itself up, death glare you and won’t get off your screen unless you tend to it. It doesn’t kill you shockingly! …At least not quuuite yet.

Tonight's task, you are introduced to your newest threat, Rowan Rat. Before Farmer Felix, this was the animatronic. Rowan Rat is clearly bitter and while you were dealing with everything, Rowan ends up cutting the power. You are tasked with fixing it. The power task consists of a few minigames which you have to do 2 of to power each room. These minigames consist of a matching game, a bullet hell game, a maze and a game where you have to collect 4 energy bolts. Pretty simple..until you meet this task’s threat, again, Rowan Rat. Behind you are 4 tunnels that Rowan can peak his head through, flash your light onto him and he’ll leave quickly. Again, it’s pretty easy to get a hang of it..until you’re halfway through and Rowan gets angry. Now, he’ll crawl from one side to the other and you have to quickly flash him both times. The minigames get harder and start mixing together. This is typically the task people have the most trouble with due to the bullet hell segments.

Night 4, you unlock a new thing on your Pal Boy: a radar system. This system works with both of the new threats. Rowan becomes the newest threat alongside the last of the Playful Poodles. Like Tot and Percy Poodle, these two work hand in hand. Tat will appear on your cameras and you have to look at him to make him go away. If you don’t, Tat will disable your cameras and make it so you can’t fend off Rowan. Rowan’s mechanic has him moving from the Rat Cade over to any of the other rooms. You need to shock him (using the radar to predict where he’ll go next) to send him back. If you don’t…well, let’s hope you enjoy receiving the DHMIS Duck treatment…

Pal’s also starting to go a little more nuts, becoming more impatient and needy. His expression has become a bit..demonic in a way with Percy’s eyes disappearing and the mouth becoming wider every now and then. Boy! I sure do hope nothing bad happens.

While leaving the building, you find a disk on the ground that wasn’t there before. Whether this was from your boss or some ghost of sorts, you pick it up. Despite being given an option, Nick picks it up anyways, you can’t stop him. Anyways, the disk doesn’t work and Nick goes to bed except PLOT TWIST! It does work! On the disk is a recall ad for the Pal Percys, showing one on the screen seconds before it seemingly goes crazy and turns back off. The recall ad says that these toys pose a dangerous threat to children and adults alike if used often.

But I’m sure it’s fine! Right?

Night 4’s post night task sees you fixing up Farmer Felix after he took quite the tumble like the dummy he is(/lh). This task’s threat are the Playful Poodles which you have to remove from time to time to avoid Felix waking up and giving you a seizure. 4 minigames here are a gear game (matching the gears), a binary game, a game where you have to fill up the bar and a simon says game, naturally. You do this, shit goes down halfway, yada yada. FRIDAY! Final day and nothing, absolutely NOTHING goes wrong!

No new animatronics are introduced and instead, Friday serves as a final test to put all your skills to use. That’s 9 different mechanics all piled onto your shoulders at once so I hope you’re ready for a rough final test. Charlie, Mother Moose, Percy, Tim, Tat, Tot, Rowan, Felix and your extremely needy and annoying Pal Percy.

By the end of the night, Percy ends up needing repairs (despite what your boss said about Percy not needing repairs because he was fixed before Nick even arrived). You’re brought to the same room you repaired Felix in and start working on fixing Percy’s battery. However, it very quickly starts smoking like a campfire and Nick ends up panicking and calling the boss. I put the dialogue below. This was all ripped from the game btw

“Hey Nick, what’s the hold-up? You were supposed to be here right after finishing repairing Percy.”

“Yeah, yeah, I know. He, uh…had a bit of a malfunction. His battery failed, and it’s even smoking! I can’t find a spare around anywhere, I don’t know what to do.”

“Oh, that does sound bad… Well… Try to find another battery then! Or even use a substitute one, that can work as well.”

“But wouldn’t-”

“I’m sure you’ll find SOMETHING regardless. I’ll meet you outside once you’re done!”

“Wait…but-”

And his boss hangs up, leaving Nick to stare at Percy’s smoking battery and pondering what to do about it. It doesn’t take long before Pal Percy starts beeping again, trying to get Nick’s attention. Almost feels a little..convenient, hm? Nick stares at the toy rambling about if it keeps beeping, he’s gonna do something to it…until Nick gets the absolutely brilliant idea to

Use Pal Percy as a substitute!!

Anyways, you put Pal inside the battery compartment and Percy accepts Pal as a substitute battery…everything seems perfectly fine and the credits of the game roll, suggesting that, despite the ending being bland and anti-climactic, it’s kinda bittersweet. Say goodbye to this game because it’s ov-...oh.

Oh no. Everything’s become 3d models…!!

Yeah, remember that throwaway line at the beginning of this essay? Yeah, that wasn’t a joke..your Pal Percy is a traitorous bastard and it’s time to fight him! This needy bastard chases you and starts making his own creatures known as The Poodle Pals (not to be confused with the Playful Poodles) and the Tamaterrorz. I adore the Tamaterrorz, such beans..such beans.

One flashbang later and you realize that instead of running out of the exit, you ran straight into a storage closet with a ceiling hole and its name is Larry. Larry is a jerk. He lets everyone into the storage closet that wants to kill you. Don’t be like Larry. Anyways, after a little bit of processing what just happened, you’re introduced to the first of the TamaTerrorz, TamaLanki. He’s your ticket out of here essentially and is disguised to be an Early Model Pal or E.M.Pal. He’s connected to the Power too hence the E.M.P thing. Similar to Pal, you have to fill up TamaLanki’s bar, except TamaLanki will actually kill you if you neglect him, similar to Pal’s first mechanic.

Pal’s first mechanic follows as such, his face will appear on the two screens in front of you. This signals that you need to find him on the cameras and then find the object displayed on his screen. If you fail to notice or decide that you don’t want to, Pal will kill you, bear trapping your face using Percy’s body like a twisted mech suit. Already, a little overwhelming with the 2 minute timer (which will also kill you if you don’t fill TamaLanki’s in time).

Charge 2 starts and we’re introduced to the carts, which can be used to run over children with-! I mean, run over Tim, the first of the Poodle Pals, with. Pretty easy to do. If you don’t, he’ll deactivate your cameras and possibly TamaLanki too. The other threat is TamaBruti, aka the BEST CREATURE EVER. LOOK AT HIM. Look how sweet and derpy he is! He’s so sillyyyy! Not a single thought behind those eyes. ✨ ✨ ✨

I cannot get over this silly, autism creature. *Ahem*. Anyways! As you can tell from the above images, he likes to break through the storage closet walls and turn into a biblically accurate angel when he jumpscares you. Yet another reason why I love this character so much. He breaks through the walls like he’s the kool aid man unless you pull the cart over the wall he’s trying to break down. Pal gets no new mechanics in this charge.

The next charge however, he does get a new mechanic. He can charge the door now similar to Percy in the previous nights. I fully headcanon that he’s only doing this now because he had to get used to having a body considering

I mean, do you see any limbs? I sure don’t!

Anyways, I headcanon that he moved around a little bit and then started running around to get comfortable with having a body. I would assume those skills don’t come naturally to a freaking tamagotchi. Also, this is when the 3rd of the Tamaterrorz becomes active. TamaOpti.

TamaOpti will start in the main room with Pal and mimic Rowan’s mechanic except he’s extremely loud when he moves, making an extremely clear noise. It sounds like a computer being crushed while still on. You shouldn’t miss it unless you’re occupied with other things like the now 6 different mechanics. Once this charge is done, it’s time for the best part of this entire bossfight.

Pal has gotten fully used to using wires to control Percy and move that he drops out of Larry The Ceiling Hole to mock Nick and even showing off his obsessive, crazy side, laughing in his face and taking control of the tv screens (Pal Mechanic 1 is naturally disabled during this phase) to laugh along to the music and mock you.

“Don’t you GET IT? I’m your BEST pal! And we’ll be together…FOREVER! *laughs like a deflated balloon*!”

The final TamaTerror is now active and he’s my second favorite because like TamaBruti, he’s also a little silly. Not as much as TamaBruti but TamaRoachi makes some freaked up, electrical, rabid bulldog noises when crawling out of Larry The Ceiling Hole. These little bugs will crawl onto your face and you need to throw them off like a professional baseball player or something. Also, Tat’s here now! He has the same mechanic: stare at him on the camera until he disappears or else your carts will lock up, dooming you to TamaKoolAidMan. Now you have 8 mechanics to deal with! It’s a lot to learn in 2 minutes and if you’re thinking ‘this sounds really hard’ IT. IS.

There are checkpoints though. One for each charge completed actually! Yay!

Charge 5 and Pal has started to have enough of your bs and refusing to be his best pal. Now he’ll start dropping from Larry the Godfluckle, Ceiling Hole. This time, he has a cup minigame. Choose the right cup or he’ll destroy himself to kill you. Not a joke, he splits himself in half and judging by that expression, he’s not coming back from that. So, for both you and him, just pick the right freaking cup. There’s also Tot, she’ll appear on the tv screens and you have to click on them or else she’ll make it so you can’t lock the door to keep Pal out when he runs by. So yeah, that’s 10(?) mechanics all in one bossfight and none of them get deactivated for even a second. Have fun! At least the bossfight is almost over…

I lied about Tot. She actually deactivates your tools but I felt too embarrassed to change it so I lied because I’m pathetic.

When the bossfight is finally over, Nick takes a moment to catch his breath but it’s not long before Pal kicks open the door and berates Nick for everything so far. He even calls Nick a word for what you feel when you get your blood drawn. Prick. He calls Nick a Prick. He almost kills Nick actually but the demolition of Percy’s starts and Pal is hit by a wrecking ball, throwing him out of Percy. Nick runs off while Pal screams at him that they’re “Best Pals”.

Here it is..the true ending to Playtime with Percy, Nick’s boss shrugs it off and goes “Oh, huh, guess we forgot to take back one of the Pal Percys” despite telling us very clearly at the start of the game that we need Pal Percy to finish the night but whatever. Game’s over, all the sold animatronics end up with dead-end jobs, the Playful Poodles hopefully get adopted and Pal is left behind in the rubble to be an angry little beach.

I made an entire summary of Playtime with Percy for a Ramble Speech today…

I was supposed to write down main ideas down on a little slip and go from there..

I think I overshot the margin by an entire galaxy. Debating if I should post it here so I know that 2 days of work wasn’t completely in vain. It has a good few jokes I’m proud of

[alltheficsiwant]

Watched

Watched | A Foxy 🦊 and Wolfie 🐺 One Shot

Summary: Weeks after the encounter with James Barnes or Wolfie inside your head. You embarked on a journey of discovery as you learned who he really was. During those times, he was radio silent. You don’t know why, he seemed eager that night to know you but you took it as a win. You are not by any means going to be involved with the fucking Mob Boss of New York city despite how fucking beautiful he is.

Not until one day, you felt like being watched and you know your effort to come to the police is futile. So, you decided to ask for help. Cash in a favor. After all, he owes you one right? 

Warnings: Mentions of violence, stalking and being stalked, police ignorance and possible assault. If you are triggered about this, please read with CAUTION. On a good note, this also have fluff and comic relief.

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Ratings: 18+ Minors DNI

Author's Note: I was hoping to make this spicy but I ended up making this a bit cute on the end with lots of innuendos. BUT don't fret. I'm gearing up for a spicy encounter with these too but NOT TODAY.

This is also like kind of a sequel of one of my one shots, When Foxy meets Wolfie. Check it out through my Master List link below. :)

Disclaimer: I have not beta reader. I do apologize for my mistakes and errors in terms of grammars. Please do message me if I miss something with my warnings.

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New York is always filled with people and if you live here long enough. You would be able to at least recognize the regular people. Yes, you might be a person who loses touch of her surroundings but it always has been when you are coding. Though when you are walking around the city that never sleeps. Well, you are as alert as a fucking fox.

Huh, maybe that is why you also named yourself Foxy (You already admitted it was because of your Naruto addiction but nobody has to know about that.). But since the past few weeks, you swear there is someone following you. You could feel eyes watching your every move.

You are quite secure with your identity remaining anonymous to the internet or even on the dark web. After all, you are a good hacker, you just chose not to be a hacker and instead dedicate your life to coding for robotics and tech with Shuri. You already have back up plans in case a cyber bullying would happen (highly unlikely, you hate social media.) or when your accounts or identity is suddenly stolen (that is impossible. You made that sure but still…).

You never really slipped up when you do a thorough background check even to the sketchiest people. That includes the socialites of New York specifically, James Buchanan “White Wolf” Barnes.

Now you get why Shuri named him that. That is basically his name now, the White Wolf of New York. Known for owning the business conglomerate, Barnes Incorporated. An old family business that started in a very familiar place. Brooklyn.

Before he was the King of New York, he was the Boss of Brooklyn known as the Winter Soldier. How do you know this? A magician never tells their secrets. But you found pictures of him and reports of news that involves him.

Though you can’t quite figure out when he had the metal arm. It's a story you're going to ask him if he ever calls or text. The only thing he sent you was an emoji of a wolf just so you can save his number. Then silence. Not that you are waiting for him to text back or call. He’s dangerous but he owes you a favor. So he said so.

Anyway, you had to use the very same emoji and save his name as “Wolfie” . You can’t resist. After all, all the names in your contacts are a total of six plus Wolfie now that he is in it. Shuri is a “Cub” with a picture of a tiger. T’challa is a “Panther” with a picture of a black cat. Tony Stark is “Old Man” with a metal gun (Yes you know him and wish you didn’t because he constantly annoys the hell out of you). Wanda is “Witch” which has the devil emoji (She never took offense to it. After all, your friendship with her happened in a dark place. Another story to tell on another day.) Then her brother, Pietro, whom you named “QuickSilver” with the running emoji. Of Course your Mother who you named “Ghost” with a ghost emoji because let’s face it. She was only a ghost in your life. Only there but never really present, ya know?

Since finding out about him, you have felt as if you are being watched. You are sure you made the precaution when you gathered the intel about him. Maybe he had a taboo kind of thing on his name when searched?

You only learned about his business (which screams MOB all over it) and some of his personal information.

Name: James Buchanan Barnes

Parents: George Barnes and Winnifred Barnes

Siblings: Rebecca and Sarah Barnes

Age: 31 years old.

Birthday: Unknown 

If you are asked what is the best information about him, his marital status. Single. You don’t know why you are relieved but your stomach did a flip on that or it might just have been a facade. You know, he might be secretly married and cheating— Okay, Y/N you gotta chill my girl. 

This is not a fucking novelesque life or fiction. This is real life, as real as it can be at least for you.

Besides a man like that, you can’t help but sigh as you scroll through the plethora of pictures of him in various business functions and news. He was quite an eye candy.

A best piece of candy– maybe more edible than your gummy bears but you wouldn’t admit that. You won’t betray your favorite candy that way.

Focusing on the situation at hand, since obsessing about him by searching through the world wide web and trying to know much about him. You swore someone is watching you.

Your fears were confirmed when you noticed someone new on the route you take to go to your grocers which is coincidentally your route to work too. For the past weeks, it has been busy in Wakanda Industries and Shuri has asked you to come in at the labs to work hands-on. After all, she needs extra hands that she trusts to handle the vibranium that came in from their country.

You noticed him at first, he was tall and towers over you. You never really noticed him until he stood beside you. He was broad too and you knew he could easily manhandle you. He wears a cap over his head all the time and the same black bomber jacket and straight blue jeans. He is also wearing working boots. 

The reason why he raised a red flag, because usually a few people in New York do greet you. Contrary to people’s statement, if you are a regular around the neighborhood, people greet you. Sometimes, foreigners do that and that makes them stand out but this man. Oh boy, this man scares the crap out of you.

If he greeted you properly you wouldn’t have thought about him but the way he specifically reached out to you to tap your shoulders.

“Hey” He breathed out as he smiled or smirked?? You don’t know but it floored you when you saw his eyes. It was dark and fucking dangerous. You scrambled away from him after that, not bothering to greet back. Not your finest moment and you might have thought to toughen it up. But what happened at the club did a number on you. Men these days are more fucking aggressive and why do they choose to be one when you decided to take part in the real world.

That is why you wanted to stay at your apartment and code. Coding can only hurt you because it was a mistake you made that made it wrong. People? Well, you barely cope up with your mother’s absence and mistakes. You can’t deal with them at all.

Since then, you noticed him everywhere and your mind concluded (rather cursed) that it might be James Barnes’ fault that you are now being followed.

You are so regretting giving his number or even getting involved with him. It’s not totally worth it to stare into beautiful blue eyes and have the interest of one of the most eligible bachelors in New York when you might end up in a ditch somewhere.

So, you made a logical move, and reported it to the police. Though, you knew better. Not that you are bashing the police force but the people in Brooklyn PD? Is such a fucking waste of time.

You compiled pictures and evidence. Even the times when he followed your route to the T and even came into the same coffee shop as you. You even brought Wanda into it.

The people in the police station, specifically that dumb brunette that manned the desk for this kind of reports scoffed at you.

“Miss, it just looks like he walks and goes to the stores you are in as a regular. I’m sure you just noticed him now but we would ask around,”

Ask around my ass. That already happened a week ago and they never get back to you.

Now you are walking yet again to your home and you know he is right behind you. You could hear the gum he was chewing. You had your headphones on and no music playing. Afraid that if you got caught up with the sound, you might not hear him approaching.

You just want to get home safe. It's that too much to ask? You decided to pull out your phone. You have to call someone, anyone. 

You looked at the six contacts and sighed. Shuri and T’challa are out of the question. The former is still busy in the labs when you leave the building. The latter is off in Wakanda despite your salary. International calls are expensive. You don’t want to blow him up after all despite being CEO, he is still a fucking king of the country.

Your mom is also out because that woman never answers a call even when it was from her precious daughter. Pietro is a no go, its a middle of the fucking week, he might be somewhere even out of New York. You don’t even know what he does exactly but he is out most of the time.

Wanda is ideal so without thinking you dialed her up and prayed to whoever is listening to let her answer. You continue to walk aimlessly. Trying to make the guy think you are going off somewhere but he never faltered in following your steps.

Though your hope was dashed when it went to voicemail.

“Heya! This is Wanda, if I haven’t answered in the third ring. It means I’m busy, leave me a message and I’ll get back to you babes,”

“Wands, I kinda need you right now. Someone is following me,” You whispered to your phone. You tried to discreetly look back and you knew you shouldn’t have done that because now the man is staring straight ahead at you. His almost black irises turned darker as he grinned at you. He looks so damn familiar but you can’t quite place where you last saw him. You decided that it doesn’t matter now. You are going to die anyway.

You cursed. You put the phone down and looked down at your contacts. Great, being the best hacker and a fucking IT genius. Yet you are here scrambling to do something that is supposed to be logical.

Fuck life, this is a dangerous situation and you cannot deflect or even joke about it. This isn’t about numbers or codes anymore or having the fucking problem how the hell do you write a code that could make a fucking robot flex it’s arms.

You stared down at the last number.

Wolfie 🐺

Fuck it. You pressed the call button. You could have texted but hey, your life is at stake.

The first ring didn’t even finish when it was answered.

“You finally—”

“Listen to me,” You cut him off his sultry greeting with a hissed as you tried to not be too noisy. You are speedwalking now and from your last glance he is matching your speed. “I-I need to cash in t-that favor now,”

Silence only met you as you walked through the streets of New York. You don’t even know where you are going anymore.

“Cash in?” He said, his voice turning serious. You started to breathe harder as you took a turn. Not noticing that you have entered the park just a few blocks away from Winter.

“Y-yes, ummm– It's not ideal but I am in the same situation as before,”

This time you heard a growl. “Someone is trying to assault you?” 

You can’t help the chill that ran down your spine when he said that question. The coldness from it felt like seeping through the phone and to you.

“Might be the end of it if he caught up to me,” You panted as you tried to weave yourself through the people. Panic started to settle on your veins. You cannot hide anymore that you are trying to run away from him.

“You’re being chased?” You heard him shuffling on the end of the line. If you have focused, you could hear him clicking on something then a car door closing but you’re not. You are too focused on losing the man.

You chance another glance and saw him quite obviously chasing after you, making you curse.

“Yes,” You told him in panic as you turned back around only to slam into a girl. You nearly let your phone go but you held on tight to it as you apologized furiously to her. You could hear James’ muffled voice over the phone as you looked behind to see the guy had caught up to you.

“I’m sorry but I got to go,” You only said to the girl and started to walk away. You held your phone back to your ear.

“---Foxy, you better speak to me now. Where the hell are you?” 

“I’m here, I uhh–” You looked around as you saw the place. “At the park, four blocks away from Winter.”

“Okay, you know about Sarah’s Bake Shop?” James' voice said to you. He was eerily calm and quiet now. Momentarily you forgot you are on the phone too caught up by looking over your shoulder and where you are going. “Foxy, talk to me baby. Don’t go quiet on me,”

“S-sorry,” You muttered and confirmed that you knew about the bake shop. You remember opening a couple of years ago. You never really had a chance to visit since bread isn’t something you consume on a daily basis but Wanda and Pietro are regulars despite living in Manhattan. You looked around and saw the exit to the park. “It’s the artisan bakery around the corner,”

You took a turn, your feet already walking you towards the Bakery.

“Good, go there and come up to the counter. You will see a brunette with the same eyes as mine. Tell her Bucky sent you and you need to be kept safe,” James explained.

“Bucky?” You can’t help but snort at that name. It wasn’t an unusual name per se but it reminded you of a certain man back in college in Utah. His name was Buckett with a double “t”. He always emphasized that and he was a total tool bag to say the least. He tried to hit on you and you can never forget the words he uttered to you the first time. Earning him a big ole slap. Your hand had to be bandaged up and you were restricted to move it for a week making you miss a coding class. (This is the reason why you also started your obsession with Naruto. You can’t really do anything but watch TV when you badly want to code instead.)

“I heard quiet girls are freaky. You might want to show me if it's, baby girl?”

You had to do it though and you did not regret that slap. He was such an extraordinary human being. Though last time you heard, he was locked up. Figures.

You know it's not the time to be amused by that but you can’t help it. You are scared out of your mind and you are uncomfortable with all the human interaction you had to do for the past few weeks. This is what you result into when you are in that state. 

“Now is not the time baby, just do as I say,” James grunted as he heard the quiet giggles now that you made your way over the bakery.

“That name reminded me of a douche bag in college,” you told him, your filter off now as you made it through the crowd. Though your voice still sounded panicked.

“Tell me all about him later, doll but I need you in the bakery now okay?” James coaxed you and that made you glanced back to see the man’s eyes are now dark. A sneer on his face as he neared you.

You cursed. “He’s nearing me,”

“Do you see the bakery?”

You frantically looked around and once you saw the distinct pastel blue sign and “Sarah’s Bakery Shop” on the front. You sprinted, willing your short legs to please not fail you this time. You could hear him running after you now, and you didn’t even look at the road that you were crossing. Cars started to blast their horns but you didn’t care.

Your eyes tunneled towards the door and luckily a man was coming out of the shop and opened the door. Just in time for you to dash past him. The bakery was a bit filled despite it being 7PM at night. A few people were dining there and once you crashed in they all looked at you shocked.

“Excuse me Miss?” You looked towards the voice and then you were struck dumb thinking you are seeing James but in his place was a woman a bit taller than you. She is wearing a long sleeved white blouse and she is looking at you weirdly. Though what caught your eyes is the electric blues she sported. Almost the same ones as James but he was more beautiful. Sorry to say or is it just biased thinking?

You looked out to see the man ready to cross the street so you blurted out the words that James gave you.

“Bucky sent me here and to tell you to keep me safe,” you told her in a rush. Your eyes wide as you clutched the phone to your chest. Momentarily forgotten that James is on the other side of the phone. The woman looked at you for a moment and then followed your vision to where you turned. She must have seen the man because the next thing you know she was already shielding you from him as he entered the bakery.

It suddenly felt like the air in the shop was sucked out. The chatter quieted down as the man entered the shop. His eyes fixed on you.

“There you are babe,” The man suddenly exclaimed as he looked towards you. You remain frozen to where you stand but the woman behind the counter stepped right where he won’t be able to see you.

“Do you know him?” The woman only asked as she stared at him down.

“No,” You outright told her and you tried not to flinch as the man sneered for a moment before replacing it with his maniacal smile.

“Come on babe, don’t be like that. I already said I’m sorry to you, come on lets just—”

“Don’t touch me!” You exclaimed as he reached out over the woman. The woman, despite her fearless way of shielding you, wasn’t strong enough to deflect his reach. He was able to hold on to your forearm but you managed to twist it out of his grip. The woman then pulled you away from the man.

“That is not nice, babe. Don’t pretend you don’t know me. I have been walking with you for the past weeks,” He mused. You only glared at him as you held your forearm. He tried to reach out for you but this time the woman slapped his hand making him glare at her.

“I don’t even know you, you freak.” You told him as you leaned towards the woman who has her arms around you now. “You were stalking me,” you spat out.

“I was just trying to protect you babe.”

“Don’t call me that, i’m not your babe,”

“Of course you are,” He snorted and then reached out again. 

“Don’t you dare touch her,” The woman threatened as he slapped his hand away. “She is not your babe. She is my brother’s girl,”

The man growled at that. “She is nobody's but mine and I can do anything to her,” he spat back as he reached out again. You tried to step back and produce space between you and the man but to no avail, he was big enough to be able to reach for your wrist this time.

“Oh, my brother would be so pissed off if he learns that you are touching his girl,” The woman threatened as he finally closed his hands on your wrist. When the words finally processed, you froze, which was a wrong decision because the man now has easily pulled you to him but your mind is elsewhere.

Brother?

“Oh yeah, what is he going to do—”

“You will be dead,” A voice interrupted. You knew that voice and the next thing you know you are in his arms this time. You look to see him staring at the man down who glared back at him.

“Who the hell are you? Give back my girl—”

James only laughed at that while your eyes suddenly caught a quiet murmur. The patrons were being escorted out by two men. One of them is Sam who offered a nod to you while the other is a tall blonde man. He has piercing blue eyes but his eyes are kind despite the stoic expression on his face.

Though the moment he saw you looking, he offered only a smile as he continued his job. Soon the shop was empty and the window blinds were closed.

James still has you in his arms and the woman is now standing alongside Sam and the blonde man. The man suddenly realized he was outnumbered.

“Just give her back to me. She has been making trouble—”

“Buddy, how many times am I going to tell you that she is not your girl?” James mused as he pulled you closer. You only leaned against him, quite shocked at yourself on how much you let him touch you. Again, your filter is off and you are in a dangerous situation. You might have been uncomfortable with human touch but if it comes from James it wasn’t entirely uncomfortable.

You remember the way he touched your face that night and— now is not the time,

“Fuck it, she’s not worth it. I could find a different whore—”

The only warning all of you had was the sound of his vibranium arm’s plates clicking and the next thing you know. The man was flying until he hit a wall and you swore you heard a crack after. You jumped and gasped at that. 

James momentarily let you go and in his place came the woman who took your trembling figure in her arms. Though your eyes remained fixed on James who menacingly stepped towards the man whose eyes are half-lidded. Without any more words, you heard his metal arm wired to life, suddenly you are momentarily distracted by that as it reminded you about the code you are still working on to help with that. But then before you can finish that thought, the man cried out as you heard another crack.

You looked back at James but before you can even see what happened to the man. Sam and the blonde man blocked your view. Then you are back in James’ arms.

You tried to look again but you felt a hand behind your head turning you gently towards him.

“Don’t look,” is all he murmured as you nodded. You buried your face on his chest, knowing you wouldn’t like what you are going to see anyway. Your grip on your phone loosened a bit and then you completely let it go as you felt his vibranium arm wrapping itself around you.

“I got you Foxy. You’re safe now,” You didn’t know you need to hear those words. You sagged against him. The adrenaline and the rush of trying to save yourself seeped out to you. Your knees buckled and you felt James leaning down to take you in his arms. Your phone fell down on your grip and you might have winced when you heard the crack but you don’t care. You're safe.

You felt James move somewhere and the next thing you know he is seated in one of the booths with you on his lap. Your head now leaned against his shoulder as his vibranium secured you on his lap while his flesh one caressed the back of your head.

You stayed there trying to get your thoughts and your body to cooperate. In another situation, you might have quipped something inappropriate or joked about it. A defense mechanism of yours when things are overwhelming but right now. You seek the comfort you thought you didn’t need to the most unlikely person ever.

As you stayed quiet, you heard James murmuring orders to the two men. While the woman, who you later on will know as Sarah Barnes had busied herself in the kitchen. She even pulled out a cup of water and a cup of coffee towards the both of you. Your broken phone also laid on the table. 

But you didn’t move and you remained in James’s arms. James continues to caress you and continue to whisper sweet nothings. Assuring you that you are safe and no one is going to touch as long as he is around.

You don’t know how long you and he stayed there but eventually someone has to break the silence. James decided it's going to be him.

“We should really stop seeing each other like this,” James said and that finally broke it as you can’t help but snort.

“It's your fault,” you can’t help but say as you leaned back to look up at him. His electro blue eyes staring down at you amused.

“My fault?” He asked his eyes now, swimming in amusement.

You nodded. “I got involved with you and now I am in my quota for dangerous situations,”

James chuckled at that as he reached up to you and cupped your cheek. Your brows scrunched at the deja vu feeling this situation is giving you.

“I guess I owe you one again?” James asked as he looked at you.

You huffed as you looked away making your cheeks squish against his hand making you pout. James must have found your huffing amusing because you heard him chuckle again.

“What is it? You don’t like me owing you?” He asked as he tried to catch your eyes but you continued to dodge him as you huffed.

You felt like this is going to be the cycle between the two of you and you wanted not to do anything with him. Even if he is the most beautiful man and you wanted to do things to him that you rather don’t want to think about. You don’t have your filter on. (You will never have it back. Let’s face it.)

“I’d rather not have anything to deal with you,” You grumbled but it only earned you a chuckle from the man himself.

“Oh Foxy, do you think I would be able to let you go now?”

“Well, you did a good job ignoring me for the past few weeks,” you blurted out and then your eyes widened at what you just said. You looked back at him to see him looking at you taken aback before it morphed into mischief. You huffed again.

“You are waiting for me to call you?” James asked amused.

“No!” You exclaimed and when you tried to move away. You noticed that you are still on his lap. You immediately move to stand up. James again, let you not make any move as you stared back at him incredulously.

“I thought you don’t want to deal with socialites like me?”

“Shut up,” You quipped not knowing what comeback you will give him. Shit shit shit. You just outed that you are thinking about him. Soon he would discover you were stalking him through the world wide web. Oh gosh Y/N, you really did it this time. You’re dead. Completely dead.

“I was out of the country,” James suddenly said, making you look at him in confusion. He turned his body so he is still facing you. He remained seated in the booth as he laid both of his hands on his thighs. You just noticed his outfit now. He was in a casual black sweater paired with black jeans and doc martens. An outfit that usually is fit for traveling.

“I was in Russia and then Wakanda for the past months doing…” he trailed off as if trying to find the right words.

“Mob business” you completed it for him and then your eyes widened again. Oh shit. 

James then looked at you before he smirked. “Yes,” he didn’t even deny it as your eyes widened more. “I’ve been busy and I wasn’t able to hold on to my phone until today. I just landed when you called me,”

You bit your lip at that. He came all the way here? Then your eyebrows scrunched together. 

“How come you came here so fast? New York is like a labyrinth of traffic,”

“I came here through my building. T’challa let me use one of their Quinjets.” He explained and you nodded now. Not knowing what to say anymore.

“So you’ve been busy huh? What more did you find about me doll?” James asked and your eyes widened at that.

“I am not inclined to answer that question,” You decided to tell him. To hell with it, you won’t snitch on yourself.

James chuckled at that as he looked at you though his face grew sober as his eyes trailed down towards your arms. You followed his gaze and saw the mark that the man left on it. Suddenly, you felt your knees become jello as the events of today crashed to you again.

“How long is he following you around?” James asked quietly as you shakily looked up at him. 

“A few weeks now,” You told him and you watched as he clenched his jaw. “I-I tried to go to the police but—”

“They didn’t do anything about it?” He sharply asked and you shook your head. You heard him curse before he took a deep breath, calming himself down. “Well, I guess it's a good thing I ended it before it became too much,”

You looked up at him and then your eyes trained towards the wall where the man was slumped. You didn’t hear James stand up but the next thing you know, he was right in front of you again. Blocking your view and making you look at him.

“Hey Foxy,” He murmured quietly as he hovered his arms over your face. His eyes asking for permission. You can’t help but nod. He kept doing that, even on the first encounter. He was always asking you before he touched you. You liked that.

Once he held your face, one flesh and one metal, he stared at you for a while. His eyes roaming around your face making you self conscious. You scrunch your nose and were about to remove your face from his hands. This time his hold was gentle yet firm.

“I’m sorry for not reaching out to you for the past weeks. I really wanted to know about you, Foxy.”

You only stared back at him. Oddly, he sounded sincere.

“I think it's also bad that I get to see you when you are in danger,” James added as he smirked at you. You huffed at that. 

You pouted. “Well, you are trouble personified as much as I know,” 

James chuckled. “You attract trouble, baby.” He answered back and you looked at him offended.

“I do not! I just have poor luck,” You mumbled but James just looked at you with amusement.

“Then, I’ll be your lucky charm.” James declared as you raised a brow at him in questions. He gently ran his thumbs over your cheekbones as he looked down at you with a small smile. 

“I didn’t know people like you can be this cheesy,” You told him.

“It's a hidden talent,” James joked and you have to stop yourself from laughing. Instead you just ballooned your cheeks. James just finds it amusing but then his face turns serious. “But I’m serious Foxy. Whether you owe me or I owe you one. When you run into something bad, you call me okay?”

You looked at him for a moment. “Why are you so adamant on knowing about me?” You questioned instead. Your stand of having nothing to do is still up but you are curious about his fascination with you.

James then thought about it with a playfully expression on his face before he looked back down at you. He ran his tongue on his bottom lip before he spoke.

“You intrigue me Foxy,” James said and you were about to protest that it was such a vague reason when he added. “Trust me, I don’t get intrigued or amused easily.”

You blinked at that. Intrigued? No one really told me that before. 

“Bucky?” You and James turned around at the mention of the name. You saw the same woman before, her eyes the same as James trained on his hand which was holding your face. An amused expression fixed on her face. Though the both of you didn’t make a move as you both looked at her expectantly.

Then something clicked in you. Bucky.

You snorted suddenly, the memories of a man named Buckett coming back to you as you looked at James. Then it clicked.

“...You will see a brunette with the same eyes as mine. Tell her Bucky sent you and you need to be kept safe”

“She is not your babe. She is my brother’s girl,”

Bucky = Brother = James

“You’re Bucky,” You concluded out loud and James looked down at you amused. Then you heard a giggle to look back at the woman. Then your eyes widened.

Sarah’s Baker Shop 

Siblings: Rebecca and Sarah Barnes

“Holy shit, your his sister Sarah,” You mumbled and the woman, Sarah nodded. She turned to Ja—-Bucky with a smirk.

“She’s smart. Different from the girls that flocked around you Buck,” She retorted towards her brothers. James rolled his eyes at her before letting go of your face but then you snorted and couldn't help the giggles that came out of you.

Now two identical blue eyes looked down at you amused yet confused.

“Why are you laughing Foxy?”

“Bucky? Seriously Wolfie?” You can’t help but let the nickname you have for him slip out as you continue to giggle. “Where the hell Bucky came from?”

“He hated Buchanan and he hated being called James before,” Sarah mused as she caught on to what was funny to you. She looked at Bucky now with a small smile. “He insisted everybody call him Bucky. Steve joked about that sounding so much like Bucket–”

“Oh gosh, Buckett. The college douche bag,” you exclaimed and now you are full on laughing. Sarah snickered at you while James just sighed.

“Glad I could make you laugh Foxy,” James grumbled and that just made you laugh more. It was a while before you had your laugh under control. Then you sobered up as you looked back at Sarah remembering how much she tried to protect you before.

“Thank you,” you blurted out as you looked at her. Sarah then offered a small smile. “You didn’t know me yet you protected me,”

Sarah then glanced at Bucky before looking back at you. “Any friends of  Bucky are friends of mine too or is there something going on?” She mused.

Your eyes widened at what she was implying. “Umm– we-we are not– something! We- we are–”

“We are not yet something,” James slyly replied as you looked at him now with wide eyes as he looked back at you. “But we are friends now,”

“I said no such thing!” You exclaimed as you tried to take a step back away from him. “Besides you are one of our clients in my work place and I do not—”

“I am friends with Shuri,” he cut you off again as he looked at you with a tilt of his head. “Why can’t I be friends with you?”

You opened your mouth but honestly, you don’t even know why he can’t. Yes he might be involved with the mob but honestly, you just blamed him for the situation you are in. It was honestly a coincidence that you had a stalker and you happen to know one of the dangerous men of New York. Maybe because you knew once you let him in your life. You would be dealing with shit you never dealt with before and you knew that you wouldn’t be able to walk away. As one of the articles says about him; “James Barnes, the most charming CEO over 30’s”. Of course, you won’t admit that. Over your dead tiny body. So you say your default reason.

“You’re dangerous,” 

James chuckled as a sense of dejavu washed over you. “I told you, you are the safest with me,”

You looked at him for a moment and sighed. “I will never be able to get rid of you now huh?”

James then turned serious as he looked at you. “You never really told me you want me out of your life.”

“I did,” you mused as you looked at him but James shook his head. 

“You have to mean it, Y/N.” You can’t help but blush at the way he said your name. “And when you do, I would know.”

You continue to stare at him. For once, you are lost at what to say back to him. You know your resolve is crumbling. Who are you even kidding anymore?

“Maybe it is best if Y/N take her rest,” Sarah interrupted as you both turned to her. Your eyes widened when you realized you weren’t able to introduce yourself properly.

“Oh right, I forgot. My name is Y/N Y/LN,” You offered a smile at her. Sarah beamed back at you.

“Nice to meet you Y/N. I’m Sarah Jane Barnes, Bucky’s youngest sister.” She introduced herself. “Well, as much as I want to know more about you and how you met my pain in the ass big bad brother. It's best that he takes out for a bite first before ensuring you are safe home?”

She said that as if she was talking to you but one she mentioned James, her gaze turned to him as she finished speaking.

“I’ll make sure she’s eaten and home safe,” 

“Good, see you Y/N.”

After that, James— rather Bucky now in your head. Escorted you to the car he drove here which was parked right outside the shop. Sam had greeted you and then you were introduced to the tall man.

“This is Steve—”

“Oh the one who joked about your nickname sounding like Bucket,” you blurted out and then blushed at that. Steve had looked down at you amused. His stoic expression is long gone.

“You are really cute,” He commented, making you blush deeper and lean more towards Bucky who glared at him.

“Stop flirting with her dumb ass.” Bucky said before he led you towards the car. When you were situated, he turned to instruct them on helping Sarah up. You didn’t know what they talked about but the next thing you know Bucky is inside the car.

“Will you be taking me home now?” You asked without thinking about your question before you even realized the implication of it. It was too late as Bucky turned to you with a dark expression and smirk.

“I would love to take you home now Foxy,” He flirted and your eyes widened at that.

“No! That is not what I meant— I meant if you are taking me back to my home,” You emphasized but Bucky only laughed at you as he put the car on drive.

“I promised SJ I would be feeding you and then taking you home,” He said as he spared you a glance before turning back to the road. “Whichever home you prefer,” He teased and you huffed at him.

“You don’t have to–”

“I want to,” Bucky suddenly turned serious as he gave you another glance. “I might have promised my sister but that is what I’m going to do anyway,”

“If you are going to feed me, I want pizza.” You said and then you hurriedly added. “But I don’t want high end things. I had too much stress today. I want the pizza at Hal’s the little store near Wakanda,”

If he wants to know you, you both do it on your terms. If he is uncomfortable, then he’s not worthy to be your friend—

“Sounds good.” He then pulled out his phone and handed it to you. The same phone he handed me before. “Why don’t you call ahead and order in advance?”

You looked at the phone and then him. “Are you seriously handing me your phone right now?”

Bucky raised a brow as he glanced at you. His hand remained, one hand on the wheel and the other giving his phone to you.

“Ugh yes,”

“What if your mob business got–”

“This is my personal phone,” He explained and then he lifted it again as an offering. You took it and shrugged but then you have another idea. You are still not that comfortable with this so you decided to be a little shit that you are.

“I’m going to order a whole pizza. Half and half. Are you okay with pineapples, olives and mushrooms?” You asked as you looked at him. Then he gave you quite the opposite of what you expect. 

“With extra cheese?” He asked and you blinked at him.

“Ugh, yes.” You can only answer.

“Sounds good.” He only said and then you just continued to stare at him. Bucky must have noticed before he chuckled. “What do you expect me to say no and force you to be taken to a high end restaurant just like in fiction?”

Honestly? “Yes.”

Bucky laughed at that and you can’t help but admire it. “I’m not going to force anything on you Foxy,” He then looked at you with a mischievous look before looking back at the road. “Besides, the only thing I exert force on is in my work and in bed,”

You can’t help your first instinct and lightly hit him on the shoulder earning a laugh from Bucky.

“Stop with innuendos!” You exclaimed and Bucky laughed.

“Can’t help it, Foxy. I like it when I can make you blush,” He said and then made you tuck in to yourself.

“Gosh, now I'm starting to see how you are going to be in the future,” You grumbled and Bucky only smirked at you.

“I’m just starting, Foxy. I have a lot things in store for you,”

Again, what have you got yourself into Y/N?

[darling-i-read-it]

One Week

Adrian Chase x fem!reader

Word Count: 1.8k

Warnings: heavy insinuations to smut, making out, murder, shooting, a guy coming onto a girl aggressively

Author’s Note: yeah uh he’s literally my beloved. Stupid boy. Funky little man.

Requested; by anon, I know I just sent in that ask but trying to figure out an idea first but boom! I think something just hit andddd, hopefully this works lol. so there's already an established relationship between fem!reader and adrian chase, she also happens to be slightly on the chaotic side so she's been to prison a few times. basically, her and adrian are trying to get the freedom they deserve without getting caught/in trouble but things go sideways and they have to do a whole hit and run. from there, maybe their hiding out in a nearby motel and just get all cute and shit with one another, reminiscing about eachother. bonus points for it being a bit steamy somewhere. but yea! basically chaotic gf and himbo bf energy, pls?

I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director/creator

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“I can’t help but kill people. If they don’t want to be killed they shouldn’t do anything wrong! It’s literally not my fault,” Adrian said, following closely behind you. You scoffed, not bothering to slow your walk. You were both lucky there was no one else around because Adrian likely wouldn’t have censored himself anyway.

“But don’t you get tired of it?”

“No. I enjoy it.” You weren’t surprised to hear that. You had gotten used to his tendencies, especially the ones that fed into yours.

“Nevermind that, don’t you get tired of running all the time?” “I don’t run. I have a mask.” You nodded and slowed your walking to a stop. You turned to face him. He had a chirpy look on his face that was undertone with more concern. He truly did care about you. He cared about you more than anything else. You were his best friend. He would be devastated if you made him pick between being Vigilante and being with you.

“Listen, you don’t have to stop. But maybe we could just slow down for a minute. Like maybe a week. How about one week, you and I don't do anything that would warrant us going to prison,” you offered. “Then you can do whatever you want afterwards.”

“We?” he asked. He cleared his throat then gestured to you and then to him. “We could do whatever we want. Together.” “Yeah. Of course we.” He nodded, contemplating this for a moment. The idea was appealing or more so, the challenge was appealing. Could he do it?

“Could you do it?” You laughed, crossing your arms.

“I could try.”

“Alright then. We’re going to be a quiet four person family spaghetti eating couple.” You nodded slowly.

“There are still only two of us.” “By the end of the week of no murder, I think there will at least be three.”

===

You tossed a bag of chips into the grocery cart that Adrian was pushing.

“Score!” he exclaimed, which was the same thing he said every time you made it in the basket. You smiled anyway, partly because you couldn’t help it. He was so adorable sometimes. You got up on the edge of the cart and he pushed forward as you looked over the aisle to see if the two of you needed anything else.

“Are we out of cookies?” “Yes.”

“Are we really?” “I don’t know.” You smiled and grabbed them anyway. You had some cash to spare, it wouldn’t break you. “You’re so beautiful you know that? So beautiful.”

“Because I got you cookies? Yeah yeah.” He giggled and started to push you and the cart faster.

“Wait, get into the cart.”

“No Adrian.” “Get in! It’ll be fun I promise. I swear. I pinky promise. Come here.” You giggled, shaking your head as he advanced on you. You hid behind the cart, laughter bubbling up out of your lips. You would have kept playing a little cat and mouse game had there not been yelling coming abruptly from behind you. Both of you stood up straight.

“You can never just leave me alone! Get your fuckin hands off me!” You looked between the food and the top of the shelf at a woman who was clearly having some problems.

“Oh come on princess,” the man in front of her said. You could hear his words clearly now that everyone five isles over had hushed at the sound of shouting. “Don’t be this way. Let’s just go outside, find somewhere private.”

“I don’t want to go anywhere with you.” You turned to Adrian whose face had fallen. He had a determined look over his face and was eyeing the glimpse he could see through the shelves. You put a hand on his arm. He looked down at you.

“Adrian…”

“I’ll be right back.” He grabbed your purse and left. You didn’t even know he had brought the suit. You cursed under your breath. You parked the cart to the side and got ready to make a hasty exit. Within minutes Adrian was back in his full get up, mask and all. You were always slightly disappointed he put it on. It covered his cute face.

“Who the hell are you?” the man asked.

“Rude,” Adrian said, shaking his head. He put his hands on his hips. “You’re not cool, I can tell. Miss if you would step aside.” He took out his gun.

“Where did he get the gun?” you whispered exasperatedly to yourself. He shot the man in the head, no second thoughts necessary. You pinched the bridge of your nose. There was screaming, chaos ensuing in the grocery store. He tossed you the purse and you fished out your keys, running to the exit. You ran to the car and pulled it around.

He was waiting impatiently for you when you arrived.

“We’ve gotta lay low!” he said, tumbling into the passenger seat. As you drove away quickly he ripped the mask off, taking a deep breath. “Sorry about that.”

“No cookies for you.” He pouted. You could tell he was fighting the urge to cross his arms like a little kid too. “I’m going to a motel. How much cash do we have?”

==

“This place is kinda shitty,” he whispered, walking from the bathroom to the bed. He rubbed his hair with the towel and then tossed it by the door. You rolled your eyes.

“Sorry I had to pick a place quickly otherwise you would get arrested.” You had your own run-ins with the police. A couple of motels had banned you. The places that hadn’t weren’t the best looking or the best smelling but hey, it was a bed. The TV was on. Police were still looking for Vigilante. It didn’t exactly help that you had been there together.

There was plenty of shitty security camera footage from the attack, plus plenty of eye witnesses who saw Vigilante shooting the man and then tossing you the purse. You would be here a week at least. Maybe two if the police were otherwise unoccupied.

Adrian jumped onto the bed. He hadn’t bothered to put on a shirt.

“I can’t see anything,” he whispered, his face down on the side of the pillow. You giggled and grabbed his glasses off the bedside table. You put them on him. He adjusted them so they sit on the bridge of his nose.

He sat up and looked at the TV.

“It’s a nice picture of your outfit,” you said, gesturing to the blurry camera still they were projecting on the TV. He grabbed the remote and turned it off, leaving the two of you in silence.

“That’s a boring show,” he told you. You nodded once, looking over to him.

“You can’t even go a week Adrian.”

“In my defense, you shouldn’t have taken me outside if you didn’t want me to kill someone.” “Oh that’s your defense now?” “Yes. I think it’s your fault.” He sat up straight putting his leg underneath him and the other straight on top of your outstretched legs. He had that playful look in his eyes that never left.

“I just won’t take you shopping with me again.” He paused.

“That’s not what I said. I like shopping,” he pouted. You shook your head, laughing. “Maybe we’ll just keep killing people. Come on, we’re good at it! You’re good at it! It’s what makes us such a perfect match. Romeo and Juliet have nothing on us. Or like, Bonnie and Clyde. You remember when we spent 45 minutes shooting targets and you beat me! Big deal that is.” He pointed his finger at you. With each word he seemed to be leaning closer and closer to you. You moved your legs so they were crossed in front of you.

“Yeah well I had a good teacher. We’re good at it but we’re going to spend the rest of our lives in shitty motels or prison if we keep this up.”

“That’s not so bad!”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah!” He leaned forward. You pushed his glasses further up his nose and he leaned forward, kissing you gently. You giggled against his lips, a smile wanting to push your mouths away. He was smiling too, causing it to be more teeth than lips so you both had to pull away. He brought his hand up, grabbing the side of your head and pulling you closer to him. His other hand traveled down your side, pulling you closer to him. You got up on your knees and he caressed your face, the heat of his lips making your laughter turn to light gasps. “We could do this,” he said. “Forever.”

“How appealing.” You kissed his jaw. His eyes rolled into the back of his head, not holding back his gasps. “If I get arrested?”

“I grow my hair out and convince them to let me in there with you,” he quipped. He dipped his head and his lips were back on yours. He leaned you back onto the bed. You wrapped your arms around his neck as he straddled your waist. “Three?” he whispered.

“Huh?”

“Three people?”

“I’m not gonna stop you once you’ve started babe.” He had a devilish look in his eyes as he dropped down to kiss you again. You giggled, tugging on his hair.

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Mc spamming teleport through the HOL vs just walking to rooms. the last straw might be racing mammon since he's the fastest brother. Lucifer probably decides to talk to them about it. Side mention to Belphie pouting when he falls asleep on mc and then just poof away. ether he wakes up with their body gone or he wakes up elsewhere.

A/N: Heyo! Thanks for requesting!💖💖💖💖💖💖

And as for the ask-

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(I loved this request so much I-)

Anyways, I changed some things-

(I hope I did this request justice-)

Anyways, If there are any more suggestions please do tell me!😊😊😊😊

I hope you like this! 💕💕

TW: (Very Mild) Swearing.

Extra: Fluff ; Crack ; Mistakes.

Brothers X GN!MC

Here I am!

If there was a day where the Avatar of Pride needed help from the outside world (leaving MC-) it was today.

And tomorrow.

And then the day after that.

And then that week.

And then the same month….. months…

This has been going on for months.

By “this” means, the fact that MC decided to use their power of Teleportation from the day they perfected the ability.

At first, it was very endearing. Cute. Funny.

Everyone in the House of Lamentation to some degree enjoyed it.

For example, MC would easily help Satan and Belphie to prank Lucifer.  Of course, they would also escape from the eldest’s wrath due to this ability. They are also the ones to reach RAD first even before the brothers! (Much to Lucifer’s dismay-)

Again, at first, it was all cool, cute, adorable, and bearable…….

But now ……?

“MCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC”

“TRY TO CATCH ME, IF YOU CAN OLD MAN.”

The absolute chaos of voices rings out in the hallways of the House. The never-ending cat-mouse chase of MC and Lucifer was now in session with round 1 already commencing. This had now become quite a routine for the audience- I mean, for the residents of the house, as Satan and Belphie have now brought out the many cartons of pop-corn for everyone else. Mammon had actually tried to place bets on Lucifer and MC and get some quick cash but alas, as all great plans come to fail, his as well did. By being hung upside down from the chandelier and also cleaning the bathroom for a month straight.

Anyways, let us now talk about the battle itself.

Lucifer, the Avatar of Pride jumps from the corners and uses his wings to get a jump at MC. However, MC the one impossible human to deal with, teleports right behind him, “Lulu, you should focus more. Concentration is the key, dear.” They taunt and smirk as said demon looks at them with surprise which is then replaced with anger as he charges himself at him in pure fury. Even if Lucifer had thought that this would work…… he was very wrong. MC, again, teleports…… on top of him on the stairs as they stare down at him from there, looking at him with a shit-eating grin. “Luci, anger doesn’t suit you.” Saying this they shake their head in disappointment.

‘Oh, no.’ the brothers think as they look at the battle from the corner with their nearly empty cartons of popcorn.

So, now, Round 2 starts.

Lucifer doesn’t do anything and looks at them with eyes filled with an unreadable emotion.

Suddenly he turns into nothing-  

Lucifer suddenly appears behind MC!

However, MC also is now nowhere to be seen!

Where they could have gone?

Out of the blue, a sound of an ancient door opening comes from the Library.

“This Little-!”

Lucifer races to the room and finds MC on his desk waiting for him…….. with his precious Demonus in hand!

“You put that down if you value your life.” The demon spats at them.

“Or what?”

Lucifer growls in frustration, “MC for how long will it last today?”

“Ah! Here comes the life-changing talk in the middle of the fight-! Just like in that anime that I am binging-”

“Cut your trap, Levi! Can’t you see that this is the climax scene?!” Asmo whisper-scolds him.

Anyways-

“I don’t know. Maybe it will be over after this?”

“*sigh* MC…….”

“Oh come on! Don’t act like you hate this! I saw that smirk appear the second I teleported the first time!”

“…….”

“See?”

“MC-”

Before any words could fall from his lips, a soft was placed on his cheeks by none other than MC themselves.

And as usual, the audience booed and one of them was already screaming at the top of their lungs saying that MC was only allowed to kiss him on the cheeks.

Lucifer looks at their disappearing form in absolute shock. Before they come before the demon of greed to kiss him on the cheeks.

As they disappear again in the air, they look at their beloved opponent again, “I win.” They whisper with a smirk dancing on their lips.

Lucifer can only look speechless, caught completely off-guard by their action.

“…….Damn it.” He whispers as he looks out of the window to hide his flushed face.

MC-10  Lucifer-0

***********

“I AM THE FASTEST DEMON-”

“WELP TOO BAD-”

“You two do know that you will be dead if Lucifer finds out that you two broke the Red Sea Devil Vase?” Asmo says looking at them.

“What vase?”

“…….”

“…………”

“…….”

………..

“Mammon?”

“Yeah?”

“Wanna start Round 5 outside?”

“……YA”

“Ok bye, see ya out!”

“OI wait!”

The Vase wouldn’t be the first victim of their shenanigans. Many things, paintings fell off the wall during Lucifer’s and MC’s daily Battles alone.  

(Please, note that none of Lucifer’s Demonus and Satan’s books or the fridge were harmed in this. However, Mammon was given a punishment for encouraging MC)

*************

“MC” Belphie looks at them with a frown.

“Hm?”

“……..Look, I love you but-”

“Oh, I love you too, Belphie!”

“…..Thanks but,…. Can you tell me why are in Hell’s kitchen…….?”

“……Um…… I teleported?”

“…..I was sleeping, MC. We were supposed to cuddle for 2 more hours.”

“…..Uh……..Hey! You hungry? My treat!”

“…….but my sleep-”

“Ohhhh! They have your favorite sushi on the menu today!” they exclaim, as they suddenly found the menu card more interesting.

“………….You know, there times where I question myself, ‘how did I end up with liking you?’” he sighs as he picks up his menu card to find that yes, the premium limited edition sushi was on the menu.

“Oh shush you! You love me!”

“…..”

“…..”

“Especially for giving Luci a headache.”

“Yes-”

“Hehe…”

“but after this, you are teleporting both our asses back.”

“Oh about that.”

“….?”

“Actually, I tried to teleport back with you while you were sleeping but it didn’t happen…. Maybe it was a one-time thing? A miracle?”

“So what you mean is that…… You will teleport back to home……”

“Yes.”

“And I will have to WALK all the from here to the House….?”

“Yes……”

“………. How much do you have now?”

“…….Oh I have enough for…… probably-”

Belphie lifts his hand, “2 full-course meals and 3 premium sushi sets”

“BELPHIE?”

“What it’s your treat, you said so. Plus, Some of it is for Beel.”

“……Um I will just go to bring more money-”

“Oh no, none of that.” He says smiling at them holding their hand tightly so that they can’t teleport anymore. “After just as I love you, you love me too right?”

“…….Goddammit.”

MC-0  Belphie-1

End Notes: I hope you like this chapter!😊

Please Do Not Repost without Permission! (Reblogs are welcome!)

All the characters mentioned above belong to Shall We Date?: Obey Me!, NTT Solmare

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The bunnies’ other jobs!

From my bunny cafe au

((I am so peeved :((( I had this all written out!! And I deleted it by accident!! Darnnnnn!!!))

Anon asked “You mentioned that some of the bunnies have day jobs so do they all have jobs outside the cafe or just a few?” (Something along these lines…again…I deleted it by accident 😔)

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Diluc/‘Angel’

After his father got bored with the wine industry, he passed the whole company off to Diluc on his 18th birthday in order to shift his focus to mining. Diluc found himself swamped with all kinds of business decisions while just barely being an adult. He expanded the company and hired some very trustworthy people to handle things for him so he could finish college

When the business was given to him, Diluc and Kaeya had an explosive fight over it. Kaeya felt like he deserved to have some say in what happens to the business, he’s still a part of the family! But Diluc refused to let him in on any decisions so Kaeya packed his bags and left (not before cussing him out in front of their father, staff and business partners). He was just in a silly, goofy mood. They’re fine now, not on the best terms but they do chat and meet up for lunch on occasion.

He is filthy rich, he couldn’t spend all of his all of his money if he tried, so he doesn’t really need the job at the cafe! Kaeya got him the job because he knew his brother was stuck in a weird, antisocial funk and needed some fun in his life

Diluc loves this job, he has a great time, but it isn’t his main job. His priority will always be the family business!! If he has to quit his job at the cafe, he would in a heartbeat

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Kaeya

Kaeya was going to go into the police academy but was scouted out by a modeling agency. They had seen him at Ragnvindr company events and thought ‘well damn’ so they gave him a pretty generous deal

Kaeya makes a good living off of modeling, the tips and paycheck from the cafe. He rakes in cash pretty quickly just cause he knows how to get it. That, and his dad sends him checks every other month as well. Kaeya thinks of it as ‘I’m sorry’ money. He isn’t wrong

He doesn’t travel much for modeling, which he doesn’t mind, so he kinda just hangs around the city with a lot of free time on his hands between photo shoots. That’s why he got this job at the cafe! It gives him something to do and it’s fun as hell ;)

Albedo

Bedo is one busy bunny. He finished college early and is getting his masters degree online. He works most days at the cafe and on the weekends, he tutors other college students in bio/chem/science related subjects

(He was actually Xiao’s tutor back when he was failing chemistry!! Xiao is very thankful for Albedo’s help!!)

His dream is to become a biochemist, he’s always been interested in cells and what makes up living beings. So having a career in that field would make him the happiest man alive

His mother and sister live outside the city in a more rural area so he spends a lot of time FaceTiming the two of them! Klee is always so excited to hear about Albedo’s experiments or the people he’s met while working in such a bustling, fun city :)

Zhongli

Zhongli is a simple man! He’s a bunny waiter and an artist

He creates intricate pieces based on folklore from different cultures, focusing mostly on dragons. His favorite medium is paint, he loves painting on glass and layering the panes in order to create a 3D piece

He sells his works to galleries, shops and anyone who wants them! As long as they appreciate the story behind the artwork. Sadly…He undersells his work. He could def be making more money but he just does not desire money or material goods the way others may

So he got his job at the cafe in order to help out his dear friend Ningguang, not for money, he only planned on working there for a month or two until she got more bunnies but…he ended up really loving the people he works with :’) he looks forward to working with them now and texts/calls them outside of work to meet up for lunch or bowling (such an old man thing to do omfg)

Dainsleif/‘Sweetie’

Dain was a bouncer at another bar before leaving to come to Celestia’s! He’s good friends with Beidou, they belong to the same motorcycle club so when she was talking to him about the lack of security at the cafe/bar, he stepped in to help out

Little did he know…he’d actually become a bunny…And like it

This is his full time job now, he doesn’t have another for the time being. While he is a bunny at the cafe, he still keeps an eye out for any threats to his coworkers and has access to the offices upstairs (Ningguang’s office and the security office)

When he isn’t waiting tables, he’s upstairs in a tank top and sweatpants keeping an eye on the security cameras and talking to the other security guards through their ear pieces

Ajax

Ajax is a student who doesn’t really have much time on his hands

He mows lawns in the summer and he’s quit his job as a cashier to come work at the cafe! He mostly works night shifts his cause he’s still going to school aaaaaand he’s on his college’s swim team! He’s about to graduate so he works close with his coach to help train the others on the team

He doesn’t really want his family knowing that he skips around in a skimpy bunny outfit and fucking customers most nights but I mean…They’re bound to find out if they see him in pictures people post

Xiao/‘Tofu’

Xiao is an art student!! He wants to be a tattoo artist :)

He’s already got one sleeve of tattoos, it’s unfinished but you can’t really tell just by looking. When he isn’t at the cafe, he’s either in class or shadowing Ganyu, his best friend and tattoo artist. Their art styles greatly differ, she focuses her craft on cutesy, colored tattoos, but she is skilled. And Xiao looks up to her

Xiao admires Zhongli too, they met at the cafe and when Zhongli found out Xiao wants to be a tattoo artist he told him that once he’s licensed, he wants to get a tattoo from him :’)

Baizhu/‘Honey’

Baizhu is a (mostly) full time pharmacist, hence why he isn’t usually at the cafe

He also has a niece, Qiqi, who he babysits often. He loves her very much so he has no problem watching her! Baizhu will even bring her to the pharmacy with him when he’s swamped with work. In the break room, he has a play kitchen, coloring books and a bunch of puzzles to keep Qiqi occupied while he works :)

When he’s not at work, he’s at home resting. He has chronic pain flare ups in his back and shoulders that can make life miserable :( he has plenty of good days that outweigh the bad! And as a pharmacist, he has access to any medicine he needs to make his life easier!

Dottore(Alain)/‘Doc’

Alain’s an oral surgeon who’s a little bit….too into his job

He isn’t phased by blood or gore so he’s easily able to conduct procedures that would make other squeamish. He’ll pull teeth, put in dental implants, remove rotten tissue, any of that without even flinching

Outside of that, he works at the cafe. He wears a mask in order to avoid being recognized even though at his job as a surgeon, he’s usually wearing a medical mask anyways. It’s just a precaution

This has nothing to do with his career but he used to be a tap dancer and actor so he’d join in on local theatre shows! He helped build sets when he wasn’t rehearsing. He doesn’t have time for that anymore (which kinda makes him sadddd) but he has all kinds of theatre playlists on his phone and in his car that he’ll sing along to

Scaramouche/‘Boss’

Scara’s job at the cafe is his main job! His side job is something you may not expect from such a grump

He works at an animal shelter! In fact, he brings cats home to train so they have an increased chance of being adopted. Someone is more likely to adopt a potty trained, socialized cat than a feral cat who doesn’t know what a litter box is. So Scara brings them to his apartment for some one-on-one socializing, training and cuddling

One time he offhandedly mentioned working at an animal shelter while he was working at the cafe and sure enough, three separate customers from the cafe came by to adopt!!! Only one actually took an animal home but he was still surprised that those people had listened to him and cared enough to come by

Scara is a jerk most of the time but when he’s at home…by himself…With a lil kitten sleeping in his lap while he plays games on his PC…Yeah, he softens up a bit

So as you can see, we have a very diverse group working at the cafe! They’ve all learned a lot from each other, come to appreciate each other’s friendship and come to help each other out when one of their coworkers is in need or upset.

[creativegirl24]

Sorry for LONG wait for the Part 2. I was…busy with something else with my life. Anyways, here we go.

So Called-Love Pt. 2

Mr. Wolf x Reader

“Well? Are you gonna answer me?” You asked the predator. “Why would you have me here? Out of all the people in the world?” “Well, let’s just say that question will not answer but you can have a tour in my gang’s hideout if you can keep your mouth close about it to the police and Miss Little Perfect Governor.” Wolf said. “Your…Your gang’s hideout like you and your friend’s secret hideout?” You asked. “I’m not gonna ask you again. So, you coming or…” He comes closer to you. “Do I have to make you come?”

Your face turned slightly red by how close he is. He chuckled a bit as you stared at him in surprised. “U-Uh, yeah. I-I’m coming.” You muttered. “Heh..good.” Wolf turned around, then headed to the giant pipe with you following him from the behind. ‘But I got to admit that they’re good at keeping their hideout a secret from others but…why would he call me here tonight?’ You thought as you two continued to walk down the pipe until you reach to the wide elevator. “What the…” “Don’t question. Just come here, baby.~” Wolf said seductively. “S-STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT!!” You shout at him but your face turn even more red by that comment.

“Okay but your face says it that you loved it. So, come here.” He said. You growled under your breath but you walk inside the elevator with him and stood beside. He let out a chuckle, before he flip the switch that made the shift to go down. ‘I swear if this guy invited me only to harass and annoy me, it’s working. I just wanna-‘ “We’re here, Y/N.” “W-What?” You asked. “I said “We’re here.” We’re at the hideout or..do I have remind you again?” Wolf said. “Let’s…just go and meet your friends or whatever so, I can go home.” You said.

“Heh, whatever you say, princess.” Wolf replied. “Don’t call me princess. I hate when someone cat-call me.” You groaned. “Alright, princess.” You glared at him but you sighed and walked into the hideout. All of the famous paintings, golden treasure, many bags of cash are scattered around the place. ‘H-How many priceless stuff have he and his buddies have stole?!’ You thought as you stared in shock at all of the treasure. “Hm, you’re impressed, aren’t you? I see that looks in your eyes, princess.” Wolf said with a smirk. “Your wondering ‘how can a bunch of predators can steal this many beautiful treasure from museums and banks?’ Well, the answer for that, sweetheart..is-“

His sentence was cut off when a bunch of animals burst out of nowhere, fighting each other. Like some wet “Guys, we have a guest!” Wolf exclaimed to make the crew stop and look at you. 

You waved at them nervously and smiled a bit until Ms. Tarantula aka Webs said “Oh, hey, you’re that (person or your favorite animal, if you want) from that news. With the Governor, right? She asked. “Oh, um, I-I didn’t know that you recognize me but yes.” You said. “Wolf, why did you bring a person that gonna rat us out to the cops and that fox Governor? I can tell that they’re a snitch.” Snake said. “I’ve been telling him the same thing but he won’t give me the answer.” You replied. “And I’m still not gonna give you why I’ve brought you here, sweetheart.” Wolf said. “Just stop calling me “sweetheart” or else-“ “Or else what, Y/N? What are you gonna do? Snitch on us?” Wolf tease a bit. “In fact, yes. I am gonna do it…But I can’t because you took my phone.” You growled a bit.

“Exactly.” “Anyways, what are they doing here, hermano?” Piranha asked. “Well, it’s been a while since we had a visitor to come over…” “Maybe because the reason why that people doesn’t wanna come over to your guy’s hideout is that they’re scared of you attacking them.” You said to Wolf. “You *Snake* that you might bite them with your venom.” “You got that right.” Snake said with a smirk. “You *Webs* Same thing with him but more poisonousness.” “Sad but true.” Webs shrugged. “You *Piranha* may be energetic but a crazy and angry psychopath.” “I’M NOT ANGRY! YOU’RE ANGRY!” Piranha shouted. “You’ve just proved my point and you *Shark* I’ve got nothing for you but you’re good at disguises.” “Oh, stop you’re making me blush!” Shark exclaimed.

“That wasn’t a roast, THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT!” Piranha yell. “Well, they got a point about him with the disguises thing.” Wolf said. “Okay, I have a time with you bad guys but I’m going home. Bye.” You turned around and headed to the elevator. “Hey, you can’t leave without your-“ You held up your phone while still heading to the elevator. “How did you- Okay, listen, sweetheart.” Wolf said as he follow you with the elevator. “Stop calling me ‘sweetheart’ and WHAT do you want?” You growled. “I just wanted to talk about something.” He said. “About what?” Wolf smirked then, pull the switch to close the doors.

“You.~”