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Happy Place 🥰🎀⚔️
#i think it’s beautiful for a woman to have an arsenal#fictionally speaking of course#🥰#what other context could I possibly be thinking of#anyway#Vaggie#hazbin hotel#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart
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Jason Todd with sharp canines that he accidentally nips you with all the time. At some point you kinda just have to shove your hand in his mouth to take a look and find out what the fuck he has in there that could possibly be doing this shit. He just sort of lets you without question and complains in muffled gibberish around your hand.
He does apologize profusely every time he knicks you though (and depending on what he was trying to do, he’ll lick or kiss it better). Unfortunately he refuses to do it on purpose.
But if you distract him enough with your hands tugging on the roots of his hair while he’s trying to leave a hickey… let’s just say he has a hard time focusing on being careful.
#muah#anyway#‘whah are yoh vooing’ ‘figuring out what it is you’re packing in there’ ‘ohay??’#came out of the void to leave you with this#this is my hear me out#saph’s thots#him smiling or snarling with canines RAHHHH#jason todd x reader#jason todd#red hood#red hood x reader#jason todd scenarios#jason todd headcanon#red hood imagine#jason todd imagine#this isn’t smut but it’s making some implications so do I tag it as smut?#alternatively: ‘as if we didn’t have enough knives in here apparently your teeth are also knives’
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My mental health went in the trash so getting back into Klance obsession in the year 2024, yeah that tracks
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i feel like we gloss over the first few pages of SoN FAR too much. i mean, take percy’s name out and i would think it’s all about hercules. the book opens by dropping banger after banger regarding percy’s recent escapades, as if this is some epic greek myth.
like how did rick just casually slip in that percy strangled a sea monster with his bare hands (no biggie) and we as the readers were just like “sounds right, anyway—”
#can some go remind rick that percy is a walking legend#because i think he forgot#and then hazels like um so he’s basically a god#this all lives rent free in my head#this is hercules level shit#he’s so fucking cool#or at least he used to be#and then rick has the audacity to write percy as INCOMPETENT???#anyway#we should talk about this more guys#percy jackson#the son of neptune#son of neptune#heroes of olympus#hoo#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse#book quotes#hoo quotes#pjo quotes
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"I was supposed to die..."
#arcane#jinx and viktor#fuck these parallels man#anyway#they're meeting in act 2 TRUST#they better or I'm rioting#arcane analysis
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YALL
My gender is literally Rickrolling
This honestly would explain so much 💀
Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
#gender#my gender is#i accidentally left this in drafts but i’ve been laughing about this for a solid week#rickroll#rick astley#rickrolling#seriously though this would explain why every single time i think i have a hold of a gender identity that fits me#i’m suddenly something completely different#anyway#get rickrolled
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I don't know I'm not done talking about it. It's insane that I can't just uninstall Edge or Copilot. That websites require my phone number to sign up. That people share their contacts to find their friends on social media.
I wouldn't use an adblocker if ads were just banners on the side funding a website I enjoy using and want to support. Ads pop up invasively and fill my whole screen, I misclick and get warped away to another page just for trying to read an article or get a recipe.
Every app shouldn't be like every other app. Instagram didn't need reels and a shop. TikTok doesn't need a store. Instagram doesn't need to be connected to Facebook. I don't want my apps to do everything, I want a hub for a specific thing, and I'll go to that place accordingly.
I love discord, but so much information gets lost to it. I don't want to join to view things. I want to lurk on forums. I want to be a user who can log in and join a conversation by replying to a thread, even if that conversation was two days ago. I know discord has threads, it's not the same. I don't want to have to verify my account with a phone number. I understand safety and digital concerns, but I'm concerned about information like that with leaks everywhere, even with password managers.
I shouldn't have to pay subscriptions to use services and get locked out of old versions. My old disk copy of photoshop should work. I should want to upgrade eventually because I like photoshop and supporting the business. Adobe is a whole other can of worms here.
Streaming is so splintered across everything. Shows release so fast. Things don't get physical releases. I can't stream a movie I own digitally to friends because the share-screen blocks it, even though I own two digital copies, even though I own a physical copy.
I have an iPod, and I had to install a third party OS to easily put my music on it without having to tangle with iTunes. Spotify bricked hardware I purchased because they were unwillingly to upkeep it. They don't pay their artists. iTunes isn't even iTunes anymore and Apple struggles to upkeep it.
My TV shows me ads on the home screen. My dad lost access to eBook he purchased because they were digital and got revoked by the company distributing them. Hitman 1-3 only runs online most of the time. Flash died and is staying alive because people love it and made efforts to keep it up.
I have to click "not now" and can't click "no". I don't just get emails, they want to text me to purchase things online too. My windows start search bar searches online, not just my computer. Everything is blindly called an app now. Everything wants me to upload to the cloud. These are good tools! But why am I forced to use them! Why am I not allowed to own or control them?
No more!!!!! I love my iPod with so much storage and FLAC files. I love having all my fics on my harddrive. I love having USBs and backups. I love running scripts to gut suck stuff out of my Windows computer I don't want that spies on me. I love having forums. I love sending letters. I love neocities and webpages and webrings. I will not be scanning QR codes. Please hand me a physical menu. If I didn't need a smartphone for work I'd get a "dumb" phone so fast. I want things to have buttons. I want to use a mouse. I want replaceable batteries. I want the right to repair. I grew up online and I won't forget how it was!
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Hi! Do you take requests?
If so, I think a fic bases on this excerpt:
"she can't have her parents walking in again. poor cassandra…finding your daughter with her whole face buried in between a girl's thighs is not the most ideal situation"
of your cailtyn story would be phenomenal 🙏
If you don't, feel free to ignore this! :)
Let's start by saying Caitlyn knows how to eat pussy and loves doing it :3 babe could have it for breakfast, lunch, dinner and even dessert. she wouldn't call herself an expert per se, but she's quite proud of her talent.
sure, receiving it feels good—but what's better than knowing you're making a girl cum with just your mouth? to cait, absolutely nothing. the moans, the hair-pulling, the thighs clenching against her head ♡ ugh chef's kiss.
( she came untouched a few times from it but you did not hear it from me ok? )
it's usually one the first things she does when you successfully sneak into her room. like a reward for getting through massive place she calls home without anyone noticing.
your back against the bed and legs immediately spread to expose the sight she absolutely adores. god, she could just stare at it forever and it'd still have the same effect in between her own legs. new panties are needed.
she doesn't dive in face-first like an animal the second your clothes are off, even if she does feel like a starved woman. she starts by slowly kissing your thighs and caressing any bit of skin she can, hand sneaking up your abdomen and ribs to massage your breasts a little—don't mind it.
“Should I continue?” cocky because she already knows the answer is a breathy ‘yes, please’.
oh and she gets way more cocky once she finally starts working on you, soft and slow stripes and twirls with her tongue. nothing fancy yet; she wants to tease a little more.
the second your hips start bucking into her mouth though? girl, grab onto something because she takes the signs IMMEDIATELY.
legs propped up on her shoulder while her hands hold your hips down to keep control of them. the slurping sounds are almost pornographic with how sloppy she's being. no whine coming from you is gonna make her stop any time soon. she's enjoying it waaaay to much already.
if she's feeling nice she will add a finger or two while sucking ๋࣭⭑ curling them just right inside you, not in-and-out like crazy. her tongue’s already lapping at you pretty fast so no need to overwhelm you…yet.
she wishes you would look down at her for a sec to see that pretty expression better, but she also understands it's her own fault that your head is thrown back against the bed, clenching around her fingers while pulling at her hair. what a curse to be so good at pleasing girls.
she knew speeding up her movements wasn't a smart thing to do so late at night as soon as the loud whine that escaped your lips reached her ears. obviously louder than the previous ones.
the heavy thump on the door when it opened proved her right.
“Caitlyn.”
of course it had to be her mother out of all people.
cassandra's eyebrows furrowed as she looked away with a small huff, trying to erase the sight from her mind by blinking and observing every detail on the window. she thought caitlyn was trying to sneak out and get involved with stuff she shouldn't like she had done in the past with serious cases or something, not this!
“It is 3 am; please take your… friend out of here.” a dismissive wave of her hand showed that there wasn't much room for arguing—none really because she's already out the door with a low mumble to herself before her daughter could say anything. tomorrow's talk is gonna be awful, that's for sure.
“just keep quiet some more, then you can go home, alright?” the blue haired girl softly whispered, leaning up and kissing the soft skin on your shoulder to reassure that you're not leaving until you get a few well deserved orgasms, her fingers already going back to rubbing small circles.
she's not gonna let a pretty girl leave her bedroom unsatisfied even if it means getting caught again.
#pupi writes ᝰ#IT TOOK ME SO LONG#i'm embarrassed#anyway#if this is shit pls let me now y'all#caitlyn kiramman x reader#caitlyn x reader#caitlyn smut#caitlyn kiramman smut#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#arcane smut#arcane x reader#wlw smut#wlw nsft#sapphic writing#sapphic smut#how do i even write smut#I'M NEW AT THIS#why do i always post fics at 5 am#not good for my health
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A couple of bestiesss
close ups ⬇️
like if you love codependency
#IM BACK YAYYYYY#girlguy who hasnt posted in 4 months#i retired to the mountains to meditate#anyway#echo zane#echo julien#harumi ninjago#harumi jade#ninjago echo zane#ninjago harumi#mr echo#mr e ninjago#guy with 1000 names#ninjago#lego ninjago#i promise i wont take 4 months for the next post#francis wancis art#my art#also changed my @#yay#bloodorange duo
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So many bad bitches in German cuisine but we also keep doing this for some reason
#went to a party yesterday and they had one of these#we ate the head before anyone could take a pic. mostly bc that little guy looked haunted#anyway#meat for the meat god#german stuff
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Sweet so sweet
#arcane#caitlyn kiramman#violet arcane#caitvi#piltover's finest#arcane s1#fanart#arcane fanart#rip cait she might be cute but i draw my line at cops#funny thing 3 years ago ididnt had the heart to finish one sketch#now look at it#and better than i could have done it years ago#anyway#happy third caitvi divorce!#oh oh the misery
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quick cleo and pearl, as requested by tansy on twitter! love that they’re teaming together again :]
#zombie cleo#pearlescentmoon#ignore the fact that I’m basically showing you guys my yellow pearl design at this point#pretend it’s a big reveal when i get to post the yellow skins someday#anyway#wild life#my art
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Funny thing is it's only rude if you're autistic. If you're not then it's totally fine to not like stuff and the convo goes:
- i don't like this, it's really just not my taste
- Ok
Autism thing i hate that it’s considered rude to not like a food and not want to eat it. And i hate that i have to be all apologetic about it instead of people just understanding that foods just aren’t for everyone and a person not wanting to eat something isn’t an insult to anyone’s cooking
#i never had issues with food being autistic#but can't count how many times i was riddiculed when i was vege#or when i was fighting severe ibs and couldn't eat a list of fodmap foods#people were like#oh but it's just a little bit#well yeah sandra i can't have that little bit because i can't have it#like#at all#it's an ingredient i can't have and it's in the dish#oh well i'll just take it out then you won't even taste the difference#kurtyna#But at work i' masking and had a situation like#my boss made us all winter teas and it was so sweet of her cuz she made the effort for us to feel cozy and all#she brought ingredients from home#and one of those was rosemary#idk maybe i'm allergic but when i worked at cash register i could smell that fucking plant from the moment it was put on that treadmill#it makes my skin crawl#like this weird shiver from the back of my head then back and sides of my tongue ending with creeps down my back#gross af#i know and understand why people might like it#but it's atrocious and a blasphemy#anyway#there was a whole damn stick of rosemary in the tea#and i was like#ohhh thank you so- is that rosemary? i'm sorry but i can't have it i just don't like it so so much#and i just took it out and threw into trash#and they never blinked an eye and were like#oh ok cool i like it but i don't lile xyz and we just sat by our desks and went on with our work#ok that went personal
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Forget the way u don’t know the way…. We’re lost man…. Stares at u with my Rick grime eyes
Part 2 | Part 4 (tba)
#been watching twd#best show ever I hate it#anyway#it’s so wraps for leo !#tmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#disaster twins#rottmnt#rottmnt zombie au
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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
#'if i was orpheus i would simply' shut the fuck up#anyway#talking to strangers#hit post#orpheus & eurydice
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