#any takers 🥺

[blushes-and-gropes]

I just want to have a cute subby boy in my bed. Under the covers all comfy and cozy as I tease and play with him till he's a whining mess in my arms. I would run my hands up and down his body, grabbing him by the waist to pull him in closer to me as I kiss him. Sometimes I'd reach up and stroke his face or pull his hair, always leaving him guessing if the next touch is going to be painful or sweet.

His face would be flushed and his eyes hazy as I grab and pet him, maybe even reaching down low if he's been particularly good. All the moans and whines he would make would be like music to my ears as he hardens in my hand.

[dadsdaugther]

wiiiii I just read my #I need a mom tag and I got wet the HORNIES ARE BACK *demon voice* 😈

and thats why I heal so I can get the horniessss<3 lol

[hexsrealityarchived2]

So, who’s going to be Wanda’s Valentine? Any volunteers?

[gregmarriage]

would if i could, bruh 😵‍💫🥴🫣

[redvelvetcupcakes21]

Part 1 Part 2

This probably could have been posted on Ao3, but my laptop is busted 🥺

(But I'm in a good mood so imma write!)

...

"Why are you so giggly?" Eddie asked, peering at a still smiling Maddie. Hen was also giving her a questionable look.

The group were at Maddie and Chimneys for brunch, sans Buck and Tommy- who had decided to get away to Catalina for a break.

"Did you guys hear back from the adoption agency?" Karen asked, joining their chat as Chimney paused and shook his head "No.".

He pointed to his wife, "We promised Buck we wouldn't tell them yet!" Chimney whispered to her.

"I know but it just got better!" Maddie squealed, doing a little dance in place as Chimney looked confused.

"What do you mean?"

She looked at the now larger crowd, Bobby and Athena joining now with matching curious expressions.

"Okay, okay!" Maddie smiled, "Buck is proposing to Tommy!"

Bobby could feel his brows touch his hair line as Eddie let out a loud laugh in disbelief. Hen and Karen were both clutching each other arms, Hen in excitement and Karen in shock.

"Buck is proposing?" Bobby asked incredulously, "You said Buck is?"

Karen shook her head and frowned, at the same time as Hen exclaimed, "Finally, I thought Buckeroo would be holding onto that ring for another month."

"Wait, wait, what?" Karen stared at her wife as Eddie just continued to laugh into his hands. "When did you know about Buck proposing? Did you help him pick out a ring?"

Hen nodded and pointed to Maddie and Chimney, "Yeah, we all helped out."

Karen clutched her wife's arm again, looking at alarm towards Eddie. "We helped Tommy find a ring for Buck!"

"Those two idiots got the same idea to propose at the same time?" Eddie asked, still laughing as he took a sip of coffee leisurely, clearly entertained. "Of course they did." He chuckled fondly.

"But how?" Athena asked, frowning slightly. "How did they both end up planning to propose at Catalina?"

Maddie's smile was at full megawatt now. "I sort of did that." She confessed, throwing up her hands when she realized the group was looking at her with their jaws dropped. "I couldn't help it! Buck came to me first about proposing and then Tommy came to me asking for his blessing to marry Buck and I just figured what if I tailored their proposal so that it could happen on the same day?"

"I married an evil genius." Chimney mused, staring at his wife and the group with a look of awe and adoration. "So who's proposing first then?"

Maddie pointed a finger at her husband, "That's probably the best part, I don't know. They both told me their plans but neither told me when they would execute it."

Judging by how quiet the group was at that, Maddie assumed that neither her brother or Tommy told the others the exact day or time they would propose.

Buck and Tommy had planned to stay at Catalina for four days....

".....So," Hen pursed her lips as she lightly tapped her nails against her coffee cup. "Who's betting Buck asks first?"

"Mmm, my money's on Tommy." Athena mused, "Something tells me Buck was set to propose towards the end of the trip."

Hen looked around the group, "Any takers?"

Everyone started to pull out their wallet or purse.

"We're really going to bet who proposes first?" Bobby asked, all smiles as he shook his head playfully- pulling out a twenty dollar bill himself.

"Hell yeah," Eddie passed a twenty to Hen, "Twenty that Tommy proposes first."

Part 4

[randylynn7699]

Who is gonna give this big fat piggy the stuffing she needs? 🥺🥺

Any takers? 🤭🤤

[ronearoundblindly]

can i get a K for ari!!! 🥺✨️💕💕

From this ask game and Ari Levinson from no particular story/universe.

Everybody wants the KITHES!!! Who wouldn't?? With that lip bite???

They are called 'dirty asks' for a reason. MINORS DNI.

K - Kissing

Filthy man. Absolutely filthy. The intensity with which Ari devours you is...stunning, honestly, but luckily, he's strong enough to hold you up when your knees buckle. And they will buckle. Turn to jelly, they will. oof...

And that's just on-the-lips kissing!

Don't get me started on Ari eating you out. I don't think we'll survive. We have to step back for a minute.

Where does he like kissing you? The back of your knee as he stretches your leg out in front of him and holds it up to fuck you deep. Hot damn! He'll kiss your ankle, too, while it's right there. He can keep his eyes on you that way.

He is way more of a tongue than teeth man. Licks his paths from place to place on you.

He is obsessed with your nipples and just how sensitive he can make them over the course of the night--all night, gang, we are talking into the morning--so you've got to find an equally obsessive thing to kiss on him, right?

Ari is totally into the classics, ya know, any kissing or mouth work on the cock and balls is magical. Can never go wrong there. He definitely likes you to hold (not pull) his hair while you take over the makeout. For sure. So what else?

Wild card here, but Ari likes to be kissed on his back, whether just over his shoulder as you curl around him mid-fuck or placing gentle pecks while hugging him 'good morning' as he stands at the counter. He's more of a giver sexually but a taker/receiver emotionally, and those little intimacies are everything to him.

Oh, oh, one final thing.

Ari makes eye contact for as long as possible before kissing--during if he is down your body somewhere and can find your gaze--this is very important. He either (for the needy times) cradles your face with both palms, has the entire surface area of one hand behind your neck at the base of your skull, or (for the gentler kisses) holds your chin to tilt you to him.

Thank you for asking!

[Main Masterlist; Ko-Fi]

[everythingeverywherealwaysnever]

kind of really need to be shoved up against a wall and put in my place… I promise I’ll do my best to be a good girl for you. any takers? 🥺

[pudgewizard]

I had a repeat of last night 🥵🥵 I can't even pull down my shirt all the way! My tummy hurts so much~ I could use some rubs. Any takers? 🥺

[fluffybutt-7]

Any takers? I *urrp* love hugs 🥰🐻

And snacks. 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[moonferry]

hello fsioy nation.

so this is going to be rambly and probably will not make sense but stay with me. here's some facts/background info about danny and lee!! but first: there's their designs since i. never shared those.

mentions of bullying, homophobia, absentee parents

(created with this picrew bc i was too lazy to draw)

NOW onto the lore *explosion*

danny!!:

- real name is "daniel sawyer," though he's most commonly known as danny (or dan)

- 19 years old

- the 3rd of jodi's brothers & the closest to her in age.

- he and jodi were inseparable as children.

- he's also the closest one of her siblings to her in general. he and jodi spent the most time together (since there was a greater age gap between their older brothers & them)

- danny has rbf & constantly gets asked if he's angry or upset (he's not. his face just looks like that) however, the only time he genuinely smiles is when he's around kent & lee (more lee than anyone 🥺)

- you probably guessed this from context clues but danny is a closeted gay guy (the only people who danny WILLINGLY told this are lee, kent, and jodi.) [his earring is also an homage to this & is a reference to the 1970's concept of the "gay ear" where having a certain ear pierced to allow other people to understand your sexuality. typically it's the right ear, however it looks like it's in his left because of the way the image is oriented]

- prefers "cool" colors (like green/blue)

- has stubble along his chin/lower half of his face & has more "angular" features & a straight nose along with prominent worry lines between his eyebrows

- he's almost constantly worried (and with good reason, have you met kent and lee??) and often prefers to keep himself

- incredibly neat & tidy

- sharing the "middle child" role with his older brother, danny and said brother were often over looked & this caused danny to become very self reliant (and even one of the main care takers of jodi when he was old enough)

- danny has a strong sense of justice & feels a need to stick up for the "underdog" - it's how he made both of his friends.

- however, when danny first arrived at the army camp, he didn't have anyone looking out for him. everything was going fine until the usual changing routine occurred . danny was immediately embarrassed and turned a bright shade of red. unfortunately, his stammering was noticed by none other than ray & (this behavior was typically frowned upon publicly at the time) received some very nasty comments - most of which were taunts & jokes relating to him being a quote unquote "penis sniffer" <- rays own words btw . he could handle the jokes and would simply shrug them off. what he couldn't handle, however, was the influx of slurs that seemed to follow.

- since this incident, danny made it his life's mission to leave the soldiers quarters before everyone else so he wakes up extra early & changes to avoid more embarrassment or harassment.

- when new recruits joined & began receiving similar awful treatment from ray, danny stepped in & put an end to it.

- by the way the "last time" danny refers to in the chapter about kent's arrival refers to lee's arrival (ill touch more on that later)

- danny lived in the city his entire life & likely ran into kent before they officially met, though neither would remember it.

lee!!

- real name is "vincent leegland" but he's most commonly known as "lee" or "leegland"

- 19 years old

- is named after his father, whom he dislikes, and absolutely hates being called "vincent" or any variation of the name

- his father left when lee was about 5 years old, leaving lee in the care of his mother (and later his grandmother once his mother remarried.) lee doesn't have the best relationship with either of his parents & was primarily raised by his grandmother.

- he has faint vitiligo & it can mostly be seen around the corner of his mouth & the entirety of his right eye

- he has dimples!!

- he has a broken nose (from being incredibly clumsy) and it's permanently crooked because it never set properly. lee is self conscious of this fact & often wears a bandage to cover it.

- chronically late & the clumsiest person on earth. covered in more bruises than you can count.

- lee arrived a week after danny & a year before kent.

- his arrival was quite similar to kent's, with the taunting and whatnot, but lee had attempted to write to his grandmother (whom he calls his oma due to her german heritage) & ray was not having it. so, danny decides to step in, and essentially tells ray that harassing other people didn't make him "more manly" and ray responded "like you'd know anything about that" to which danny replied "oh yeah? if you're so big and manly, then kiss anyone in this room" (<- room full of other male cadets) and ray went so pale and was like fine i'll leave him alone just get away from me.

- lee is a social butterfly btw . he loves people & he loves making friends.

- lee was instantly like woaw.... he's so cool... and introduced himself to danny. danny called him "vincent" and noticed lee cringed & asked him if there was anything else he'd like to be called. lee didn't have any nicknames that didn't correspond to that name (most commonly being called vin or vini by his grandmother) and shook his head no sadly. danny then suggested they take part of his last name (leegland) and eventually the nickname "lee" popped up and lee liked it much better than vincent. it stuck & lee couldn't be happier

- he was grateful to put the name behind him & with it, the memories of his father

- lee looked at this situation as a way to get a "new start" and a way to separate himself from his past.

- we know danny is from the city, but where is lee from? and the answer: he's from calico desert. his grandmother originally owned the oasis (the og "sandy", though it was spelled "sanndi" so to speak) & lee moved in when he was a small child, living there with his grandmother until her unfortunate death when lee was 18

- the death of his grandmother is what actually lead to his enlistment. he didn't have anywhere else to go and was now technically an orphan, so he asked the desert trader & learned about the ferngill republic's military.

- he is semi fluent in german (as that was the language his oma often spoke in when asking him to do things)

now some joint/misc things that i thought would be fun to add in:

- the two instantly became best friends, despite danny's introverted personality

- danny actually realized he had developed feelings for lee in a game of truth or dare:

it was with the other members of cabin five - about a month or two before kent's arrival, so danny & lee had known each other for almost a year at this point

w hen it was danny's turn, it was ray who decided to ask him the question. ray, being ever the bigot he was, decided to remove the option of "truth" entirely and asked danny "dare or dare".

danny protested, saying it wasn't fair, but eventually gave up when it was clear there would be no getting through to ray.

the dare was intended to be another jab at danny's sexuality (he had already come out to lee at this point) and ray ultimately wanted danny to chicken out & leave the game (he did NOT like danny at all)

after making danny choose dare, ray said something similar to the phrase danny had used earlier "kiss anyone in this room. unless you're not man enough, sawyer." & obviously danny was like wtf no??

but he knew that this meant he would leave the game - as they had a "do it or forfeit rule". however, lee wasn't having any of it. lee actually answered every question & did every dare asked of him, and enjoyed playing the game, but he didn't want to be a part if danny wasn't, yk, for solidarity reasons. so, as danny was getting up to leave the circle, a bright idea popped into lee's head.

"hey, dan?" lee asked as he grabbed danny's wrist, stopping him in his tracks before he could get too far away

"yeah..??" <- a very confused danny who was fine with leaving the game

"here you go." before grabbing danny's collar and pulling him into a kiss without thinking. what crossed lee's mind was simply that he wanted danny to have fun & continue playing, no matter what had to happen. lee promptly returned to the game and left a very stunned (and light pink) danny to his own devices.

obviously, having technically fulfilled his dare, danny was allowed to continue the game & lee even convinced them to implement a rule that banned anything like that from happening to avoid any further embarrassment. needless to say, danny was quite confused and also very grateful to lee that day.

- later, danny found himself thinking about it and soon realized his face began to heat up everytime he thought about lee.

- he actually confronted lee about it later, but was met with a wide smile (one that revealed lee's dimples) and a simple "i just wanted you to keep playing. you were having fun, danny. i wasn't going to let ray ruin that!" lee's caring nature & those dimples seemed to captivate danny .

- lee, of course, did not realize this or understand the effects of his action. after all, the only "kisses" he received were smothering cheek and forehead kisses from his grandmother, so lee associated them as "something you do to someone close to you" (lee is also demiromantic, i might add. which is probably why he didn't realize he was developing feelings for danny when he did. he just thought he really enjoyed his company and then slowly realized he enjoyed kent's company, but in a drastically different way)

- lees eyes are brown with green flecks & danny's are greyish blue btw that might be hard to tell from the image

anyway that's all i've got right now. thank u for reading teehee .

adding these bc i thought they were funny 😭

[take-taker-taken]

Hi!!

If you're up for it, could you maybe write some american badass undertaker x fem reader fluff?when he first became biker taker he kept his hair long at first, right? -> okay, so I've had this stupid scenario in my head for quite some time: undertaker braiding his SOs hair and vice versa (idk i think that would be really cute :3 ) oh, and it would be really dope if he'd call the reader babygirl 🥺🥺🥺

Thank you!!

Hi hi, Anon! Thank you so much for this ask - it’s such a sweet idea! Sorry it’s taken me a while and I hope it’s what you were looking for…

He wanders into the room in his usual uniform of well worn blue jeans and a Harley Davidson t-shirt, glancing around as though he’s looking for something, before triumphantly seizes upon his hairbrush that he’d left randomly on one shelf of the bookcase. He takes the elastic out of his hair and shakes it loose while you watch from the couch, thinking how he looks like a great big lion shaking his head. He raises the brush and then you say quietly,

“Can I do it?”

He pauses and looks around and down at you. “Huh?”

You hold your hand out. “I want to brush your hair.”

He tilts his head to one side and a smile pulls at the corner of his mouth. “Well, ok. Go ahead.” He hands the brush over to you and then just stands there as you figure out the mechanics.

“You’re gonna have to sit on the floor.” You gesture with the brush and so he does as you ask and takes a seat in front of the couch as you wriggle into a better position. You’re then faced with the magnificent red mane of hair and run your hand over it. You’ve never actually brushed anyone else’s hair and are suddenly worried about catching any knots. Concentrating furiously, you tease out a section and then brush the ends first before carefully working your way up to the roots and then finally combing through right over his scalp. To your surprise, he leans his head back a little more and practically purrs as it makes contact.

“Ohhh, that feels good, babygirl. You can take as long as you want with this, lemme tell ya.”

You smile delightedly and set about the rest with more confidence, working through it in sections and taking time to run your fingers through it as you go. You brush it forward over his shoulders and sneak in a little neck rub which after a short while has him tipping his head back so that you can plant a kiss on to his forehead.

“You’re spoiling me here, babygirl - gonna braid it for me, too?”

“Of course,” You smile and gently push his head forward again and start to brush again so that you can carefully separate the thick, red locks into three even sections. Once you’re satisfied you begin to cross the sections over in a tight, neat braid. All the way down until there’s just a few inches of hair and at that point you take the elastic and tie the whole thing off.

He tips his head back again and you smile. “Is it my turn now?”

You keep smiling, but your brow furrows in confusion. “What do you mean?”

He half turns and reaches around your waist with one arm. “C’mon down here and lemme do yours.”

Your eyes widen and you slide down off the couch to get into position, sat between his long, stretched out legs. You settle in and then have the wonderful sensation of his big hands on your head, gently stroking all your long hair back and smoothing it down. He picks up the brush and begins to work methodically with a gentleness belied by his general outward appearance. You feel him carefully ensuring that you have an even parting and then he takes one half and lays it over your shoulders and then you sigh with pleasure as you feel his lips press to the side of your neck, his stubble scratching over your skin.

“This really is nice, isn’t it?”

“Mmhmm,” he replies, lips still moving against you. “I’m gonna put you in pigtails, babygirl - I think that’ll look real cute.”

You giggle and nod and then hold still as he turns your head slightly with one hand and commences to braiding. He gets to the end and clearly realises that he needs an elastic and so shifts about to get his hand into his pocket, rummaging around until he finds one and then fixes it in place. He picks up the brush again and works on the other side and you can’t help pushing your head against it in order to get a scalp massage of sorts from the bristles. He chuckles and presses a kiss to the top of your head.

“Babygirl, you’re just like a kitten. Now, let’s get this braid all done, huh?”

You sit still again as he separates out the hair and methodically plaits it all the way down and this time you slip a hair elastic off your wrist and hold it up. He plucks it from your fingers and twists it around to fix the braid and then pats your hip.

“C’mon - hop up now.” You get to your feet and he follows you up and then sets his hands around your waist as he smiles down at you. “Yup, I knew it - my babygirl is pretty as a picture.”

“His and hers braids,” you reply, tossing your head side to side so that your pigtails dance. You reach for his and use the end to tickle his nose. “So, now that you made me all pretty, where are we going?”

You make a small jump and he boosts you up so that you can wrap your legs around his waist as he holds you.

“Well… seeing as our hair is all tied up good, why don’t we hop on the bike and go find lunch?”

You nod happily and press a kiss to his lips before he walks from the room to head to the garage with you still clinging to him like a koala.

TTT

[esposadejoyhuerta]

I’m on my period and cramping a LOT can someone please tag me in or write a fic or drabble or ANYTHING where Wanda fucks u thru ur period cramps. pls bc I have found none.

also long overdue for some new angst stories can I have some of that too pls any takers?🥺

[sickficideas]

Atsushi has panic attack every time his tummy hurts, because the pain reminds him of times when he was abused :(

Akutagawa rolls his eyes, but still holds him tight until he feels better. Also Aku awkwardly tries to rub Atsushi's tummy, plays with his hair, makes him tea, even though he hates being so gentle, he just want Atsushi to associate pain with caring, not violence.

I really do love the idea of Atsushi being emetophobic with himself specially because of his time at the orphanage...the pain, the punishments from being sick and throwing up, it's all awful associations for him...and even if he's not sick enough to throw up, he makes himself so anxious over the idea of it that he dry heaves and might puke anyway... Atsushi hasn't elaborated to Akutagawa why it makes him so anxious but Akutagawa puts the pieces together...I love the idea of Akutagawa being a very awkward care taker because he's not used to any kind of affection lol but Atsushi always appreciates the efforts and it always helps him feel better anyway 🥺 Atsushi falling asleep while they're laying in bed together and Akutagawa is just petting his soft hair🥺🥺💖

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

I'm sending you some Chrysta asks because the queen deserves more attention!

1. How did she react to meeting Laddie? Did the boys introduce him as a little brother or one of their sons? Did it spark some baby fever?

2. When did she start using Cherry/Cherri as a nickname? How did it start?

3. How does aging work for her and her babies? I may have missed something with her lore and could use a refresher

4. Does she like aerobic dance classes? 👀

Thank you for the ask Lav 🥺 I'm sorry it took me this long to answer!

Chrysta meeting Laddie?

I'll admit, at first Chrysta was a little surprised to find such a young kid hanging around with a bunch of punk bikers- especially when she asked about his family and soon found out he had none. She was a little unsure and concerned about four boys being caretakers of what was practically an orphan, but after seeing how they treated him and how truly happy he was, she started to warm up to the idea. Sure, they were times where Sue felt the need to step in and be a 'Mama bear' with certain things- but that just made the boys realize all the more she'd be a perfect addition to the coven one day as a care taker for Laddie.

[And yes... Maybe there was a little baby fever here and there whenever she saw how soft and kind Dwayne and Paul were with him.. 👀]

Why is she nicknamed Cherry?

Chrysta got the nickname wayyy before any if the boys even knew her real name! It was a little codename they used if one of them had spotted her on the boardwalk. The name was taken due to the lingering smell of blood and cheap cherry perfume whenever she was nearby. 🤭 She always assumed it was for the reason she wore cherry perfume, accessories, and lipgloss- which she wasn't technically wrong..

How does the aging process work for her and the baby bats?

I actually still need to figure this out myself! 😅 but I think for the Baby Bats they usually don't have any intake from humans until it's their first kill when their either becoming teens from 12-14, or around when the fic takes place and their more 18-19- which would become their first kill and make them immortal. But before that, they'd probably get their blood from animals or their parents [AKA not a human kill] and it would keep down the bloodthirst/hunger enough. But even then they still age just a liiittlle bit slower than one normally would, but after they'd make their kill the full immortality would kick in. [if that makes sense? 😅]

Chrystas thoughts on dance classes?

Oh she LOVES them. I think she'd be at those classes all day spilling gossip and dancing her heart out. She also loves anything that keeps her active, and it's even better if she can use it as a way to spend time with her gal pals!!

[randylynn7699]

This belly desperately needs stuffed. Any takers? 🥺🤭