#antifans

[mask131]

I really do not get the logic of so-called "haters".

*talk endlessly about how they hate a piece of media, about how the story is insufferable, how the characters are nauseating, how they refuse to support the creator in any way, how it is an offense to humanity that should not exist in the first place*

All the while...

*constantly making redesigns of the characters, constantly writing "correct-fics" of the story, prove by their very long and complex analysis of the piece they clearly know as much about it as a hardcore fan, kept posting updates and follows-ups every time a new episode/movie/chapter/book comes out, and just can't stop talking about it*

If you are a true hater, someone who is indeed versed in the sacred art of hating things - then you just don't interact with the thing, unless it is with a ten-foot-long pole and once every blue moon. True haters are repelled by the thing they hate like vampires by holy garlic ; they don't all start buzzing and flying aroun the thing like angry moths around a narrative flame.

These people are NOT haters. They are "anti-fans", and I think the nuance should be brought up more often as the term "haters" get too broadly used.

Think about it. These people follow the pieces of media they hate, they know and study every little detail, they keep making fan-art and fanfics of it... just like fans. Except they do it all while constantly insulting, disdaining or spitting bile onto the very piece of fiction they actually clearly obsess over.

There is an art to hating, my dears. And this is not hating. This is just being a fan, but taking it by the other end. Fans are those who make a specific piece of fiction one of the centers of life - nobody talked about the way to do that...

[nazardaydreamer]

Finally got to turn my sketch into a full blown piece. My favorite enemies to lovers mlm ship! They are so cute together, can't wait to see where their relationship goes, but it's clear that at some point mr. Birchum will have to choose between his stable life with wife and daughter or his love of his life Mr. Karponzi, I just hope the show handles it well. In general I'm not usually a fan of modern sitcom adult animation, but this one feels surprisingly fresh, kind of like King of the Hill reimagined in the modern era with more progressive morals.

P.S. this whole post is satire, don't watch the show, don't give daily wire money, DO draw yaoi of this ship, let's make the show "popular" for the right reasons

[maenecoon]

loose idea but kimchay fucking in a music studio

chay who's a small aspiring musician who does mainly pop/bright cute songs. he also fucking hates wik's guts, sneaking into wik's recording studio to snoop around. he swears, wik's voice cannot sound that good, it has to be the work of extreme auto tune or a ghost singer he's had shackled in the basement of his studio or something.

of course, wik finds him. or, wik is already there.

crowds chay into the recording booth, whispers into his ears, all breathy and sultry - chay gathers that it's hotter irl, somehow. chay, moaning and panting into the microphone as wik pounds into him.

and then, a few months later, when chay's finally convinced his company of an image change, wik publishes a new collaboration single. the recording, with chay's pants and heavy breathing, starting the song.

so many more shenanigans to ensue, like cockwarming wik while he writes his songs/finishes up producing, them having song camps/producing songs together, fucking in the studio some more, pop idol chay trying to teach wik tiktok challenges, having beef on twitter, etc 😂 would be funny!!

[hughungrybear]

You know, it takes a special kind of something to watch an episode that is shocking and tear-inducing, and still find a thing to criticise 😅😅😅😅

I mean, aren't you tired of negativity? Would it hurt if you stop trying to break something that people enjoy? Sincerely, why? 😞

[tani-b-art]

Girl or boy, don’t send me another anon message (especially not on anon at that) trying to criticize A’ja! You’re on anon! You’re a Napheesa fan, awesome, but we ain’t about to discredit the amazing, historical season(s) A’ja has been having. The way y’all base one or two games to an entire season is outlandish. A’ja’s versatility to guard on the perimeter (if she has to) also shows she can guard guards but she mostly guards other centers because guess what? She’s a center. Are you ignorant of the game of basketball? What other position is she to guard? A point guard?! Centers matchup against centers, guards matchup against guards etc. Or she guards up with whoever matches up with her size—why we often also see her guarding a forward. But you said somehow she doesn’t guard the best players of her competition…so now it’s her fault that maybe the opponent’s center isn’t the “best” player on the team and according to you, her DPOYs don’t count?! That goalpost is endlessly in motion with you.

Awards aren’t just handed to any players! They earn it. A’ja earned DPOY (each, consecutive time) because she’s a defensive lioness!

Get out of here!

(select your character) because if you don’t like a’ja, wouldn’t you spend not one second to search on tumblr for her name and then go on anon and also keep a mental rolodex of tumblrs that are fans of her to wait underneath the bleachers the second anything is posted about her just to comment anything with hater keyboard fingers? you’re anti-a’ja but seek out all-things a’ja. the obsession and a’cknowledgment you have is actually proving she is dpoy and mvp and everything else grea’t and a’mazing!

[midnight-rice]

@v-voeux yeah I was? Am? I have such mixed feelings towards that show and want nothing to do w the fandom nor the people that dunk on it. But this guy can stay, he already lives in my head rent free and I don't have the heart to evict him

[heartcravings]

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[siryl]

“Prometheus” by Gary Tonge.

[cescalr]

My problem is I only want to write for things I currently have brainrot for. If you've been following my exploits lately you'd. Know. The issue. With that.

[tim-hoe-wan]

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[deancasforcutie]

#but ok sure i’m the crazy one who has no idea what i’m talking about (via @dotthings)

We already knew this, but good to hear it again about what the og plan for the series finale was from Misha, this time at Comic Con Sweden.

Keep in mind, when they filmed 15.18, the writer, the actors, the crew, all thought Cas was coming back. They all told that story not knowing that Cas would get rudely shoved off screen for good by external factors. When Misha made those PR videos about his last episode, that was during filming of either 15.18, or the ep before, in preparation for 15.18.

At the time I thought that was a PR misdirect. Which...at the time, in fact it was, and at the time I said it, I was correct. Because at the time, they were planning, and assuming, Cas coming back one more time before the close.

Production shutdowns fell in March 2020, after they'd finished filming 15.18.

Misha's goodbye party after wrapping 15.18 doesn't in any way preclude or disprove that Cas was, at that point, planned to be in the series finale. Misha's party, with cake and a Cas clip reel, was to respect Misha and the work he'd done. With the plan to bring a large number of familiar faces back for the finale, there really wouldn't be room to do that adequately, so that was a kindness to Misha.

So many people at SPN love Misha and love Cas.

Covid regs + network suits with too much time to think about things after 15.18 aired = the SPN finale getting absolutely butchered. And that's the truth.

So, if you thought Cas was going to be in the series finale, if you thought it made no sense to shove Cas off screen for good after 15.18. You were right. It made no sense to have him not be there. The plan was to have him there.

Here's to being right.

[hrts4hanniehae]

seventeen and how they would react if idol!you were brutally attacked on stage by an antifan

PAIRING. seventeen (ot13) x idol!reader GENRE. angst-fluff, established relationship, scenario imagines WARNINGS. blood, stabbing, violence, crying, nightmares, shock, anger WORD COUNT. 1369 words

my last work for the next 3 weeks because i'm on holiday! may still post if i find time though!!

choi seungcheol

the epitome of pure fury. when he sees the clip, he is just pure mad. 

not only because you got injured, but also because you didn’t tell him and he had to find out through a video that jeonghan sent him

he would watch the video and get the shock of his life when he sees the concealed blade graze the side of your neck as you dodge the lunge.

would not care if he had a full schedule, he would go to find you in the hospital.

when he sees you in the hospital bed with bandages around your neck, he would be too concerned to get mad that you didn’t tell him.

“I didn’t want you to worry.”

“We’re dating, I should be worrying about you. What kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn’t?”

yoon jeonghan

your manager immediately called him once the concealed blade was pulled out of your leg.

as we’ve seen with his reactions to sasaengs, he would be VERY agitated and constantly (with no filter) criticise anti-fans on lives

he would also show up to the hospital as soon as he could with your favourite snacks, hiding you from view as you eat them despite him not being allowed to bring food in.

would help you walk everywhere and baby you.

joshua hong

he would be silently in distress at the fact that you were bleeding so much.

he was watching the live stream of your performance with the rest of Seventeen when it happened. 

he watched in horror as the blade sliced your shoulder and the security team tackled the assailant. 

the cut was deep and bleeding profusely onto your white outfit, staining it red. (if you want it to seem badass just imagine ur song is something something bleeding hearts idk)

he would drop everything and video call you as soon as you’re out of danger.

he looks so heartbroken when he sees the stitches on your arm 

wen junhui

there is no doubt in me that he wouldn’t immediately be rushing to your side, even if your relationship hadn’t been announced.

he was at your concert that day because he had free time and you wanted him there.

when he saw the anti-fan climbing onto the stage he immediately knew that something was wrong and began making his way towards you

when he saw the blood splatter and you fall onto your knees, his heart dropped.

once they pulled the knife out of your stomach and you got the surgery needed, he fought with your managers to give you a long hiatus with him. 

he wouldn’t let you go out alone after that and he would bring you to meet his parents in China to rest and heal

kwon soonyoung

he would lose it when he sees the clip that Seokmin sends to him. The blood flowing down your head from the rock thrown at you sends him into a panic.

his panic increases when you don’t pick up your phone. 

when you finally call him, he picks up immediately to ask how you are. It doesn’t help that your concert is in a different country.

he would not be his usual lively self for a while (until he knows you’re 100% okay and that the culprit was caught)

jeon wonwoo

he expected some level of anger from fans after you both announced your relationship, but not to this extent.

when your manager calls him to tell him you were in the ER due to a knife attack, he would be in shock. You both had just spoken that morning before your concert, how could you be in the ER less than 3 hours later?

with no regard for anything he had to do that day, he would rush to the hospital to be by your side. 

after you’re out of surgery, he would announce his hiatus and pressure your manager to put you on hiatus too. He would then spend a few months just taking care of you and spending quality time together.

he would also 100% make sure the culprit is punished very severely. 

lee jihoon

this man would quite literally lose it.

he was on Weverse live when he received the call, and his soul left his body. He immediately ended his live before going to the hospital.

he would caress your cheek where the cut was and reassure you that you were still beautiful and hold you in his arms if you cried out of fear.

after that, he would call out every anti-fan and sasaeng in his lives.

“If there’s anything below lowlife, that’s you.”

xu minghao

he would be furious, especially when he hears what the fan said before she scratched you across the arm. “XU MINGHAO IS MINE!”

no more fan service, no more boyfriend-type pictures, no more aegyo. Your safety is 100 times more important to him than anything.

he would also release a statement. 

“Hurting my s/o is like hurting me. If you harbour the same grievances as this assailant, I will tell you this now. I will never harbour any interest in you, or anyone else for that matter. My s/o, y/n, if the only one in my eyes. You have failed as Carats and don’t deserve to be called fans of Seventeen.”

kim mingyu

despite his fear of confronting crazy fans/anti-fans, he would not hesitate to publicly shame your attacker at every chance he gets.

when he first saw all the blood, he was panicked. When he saw that the attacker had punched you in the nose, he became very mad. 

if he finds out it was because of him that the anti-fan attacked you, he would be very apologetic and upset with himself. He would never forgive himself if you got hurt because of him.

you would both go on hiatus for a month. 

lee seokmin

he went to your concert as a surprise for you that he and your manager had planned.

when he saw the fan slash at you, his heart dropped and shattered.

the pure fear in his eyes, when he saw your mangled skin, was something you never wanted to remember.

the whole way to the hospital, he was silently crying, yet seething with anger. His touch was gentle as he stroked your hair, trying to divert your attention away from the pain.

boo seungkwan

he couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw you dodge the knife.

the cut on your shoulder was huge and he almost fainted.

he would be there at the hospital, comforting you through the stitches even though he could barely bear it.

he would also go off on the security team to understand how an anti-fan with a knife got past them and onto the stage.

during your month of hiatus, he would be there to comfort you.

vernon chwe

the hurt in his eyes when he saw the article was apparent to the other members of Seventeen, who immediately helped him to get to you. 

when he sees the bandages around your lower torso, his heart breaks.

he knows that the smile you give when you say you’re okay is fake and he just embraces you when you finally break down in sobs.

however long you need to go on hiatus, he’s there as much as he can and he makes sure that you know that you’re loved so very much.

lee chan

he wouldn’t know what to do when he sees you get stabbed on live TV. 

the blood splatters on the camera lens in front of you making him flinch.

after sitting in shock for a while, he gets up in a hurry, getting Mingyu to drive him to you.

he waits (hehe wait. sorry.) outside the A&E for you, fearing the worst. How could he live without you? You were his first love and he wished his last.

when the doctors finally tell him you’re okay, he collapses in relief and with Mingyu’s help, he makes his way to see you. 

he wouldn’t leave your side even if he had a schedule to do, and sometimes he’d have recurring nightmares of you being stabbed

when you go on hiatus, he follows.

[fireflysugarpie]

I fully believe that if Shen Yuan transmigrated before Luo Binghe existed, he would have shifted all of his weird obsessive fangirl/antifan energy onto Airplane bro

[pumiih]

Can't erase history when there's records boo 🤷

Happy Narusaku Day 🌸 🍥

[hoshieeyewrinkles]

• Protective dreamies •

♡ Dreamies being protective over you.

♡ Fluff x 100

♡ Dreamies are anxious

♡ haechan's a tad bit longer

[Requested]

Mark

~ he was always concerned for your safety, making sure to drop you everywhere. He was paranoid about his antifans potentially hurting you, so he ended up going overboard sometimes like not letting you go anywhere alone especially when he is on schedule. "Understand baby, I'm scared that someone might try to hurt you." he will be fine when you assure him that you will be careful while going out alone and always have your live location on. Will constantly call your family and friends to check on you when he is away.

Renjun

~ he tends to overthink a lot and gets upset when you don't pick up his phone right away. He needs to be away from you frequently due to his busy schedules so he feels bad that he isn't there to look after you. You not picking up his calls right away makes him take the next flight back to you in fear because what if someone broke in? Or worse kidnap you? "Sweetheart, we already talked about this? I don't like it when you keep your phone at random places." He is just a worried baby but you are always his perfect match to calm him down.

Jeno

~ he is a clingy lil baby, he always and ALWAYS needs to have his hand on you. Doesn't let you sit away from him even when you are out with your friend. Keeps his hand on you in risky public places as well. Guides you through very crowded places without letting you stop near any stall. You scolded him once for this once and he acts like the saddest puppy ever "Baby, what if you get lost? What if I never find you again?" Will carry you in his pocket if he could.

Haechan

~ I feel like Haechan would be very protective of the person he loves, is cautious of every other guy around you who acts even a bit sus. You guys go out for drinks every day and he double checks every drink before handing it you making the bartender annoyed as well because why tf would he try to spike your drink right infront of you? He would glare at any guy who looks at you for more than a second. Punched the shit out of a guy for groping you and got into a heated argument with your friends once for treating your feelings like shit "I don't care baby, no motherfucker can disregard you in such a way." He always has your back. You just need to keep his temper in check.

Jaemin

~ never makes you do any heavy chores, scolds you gently for eating junk all the time and God forbid if you ever get sick. He is gonna wrap you in a burrito and keep you in bed for days. If you get hurt he would gently coo on the spot and speak in a babyish tone. If you ever get annoyed, he will feel bad, and you will need to reassure him that you are never annoyed by his caring nature, and that it was just a spur of the moment. "You don't need to do all that princess when I'm right here to help you relax"

Chenle

~ Chenle loves spoiling you all the time and would want you to be with him everywhere he goes. He feels anxious when he has to go on tour without you, and would make amends to bring you with him. Everything you eat and use will always be double checked by him to make sure that they aren't expired or harmful. Would gently ask you to not trust any stranger blindly even if they act nice because they could be antifans. "Stop trying to eat the expired ice cream from the fridge princess. Let me order a new one." Will still join you sometimes to eat the expired ice cream just because it looked good.

Jisung

~ he is a big baby and is always afraid of hurting you. Will keep all the things on the counter for you to reach safely even if you are tall enough. Holds you so gently that you could barely feel his touch so you hold his hands on yours in a tight grip making him panic "What if you get hurt? I know baby you are not made of glass but still." He is just worried and will pull a dramatic skit if he sees you doing anything slightly dangerous.

[infoglitch]

no because wishfulfillment isekai webnovel writer Jaune + raging antifan Weiss that criticizes his every choice but still reads every single one of his chapters and is always the first to comment is the only way i will consume whiteknight (i had thought about a fic like this but most likely wont write it)

bonus points if the MC is actually Jaune's self-insert and Weiss actually likes that character and writes super long rant posts because he had potential but was wasted for dumb isekai fanservice

neither of them knows each other irl but when Jaune is unable to post chapters bc he has gone into uni debt Weiss secretly pays it all off

My brother in Christ if this shit is not the most comedic and perfectly ridiculous thing I've ever read then I don't know what is.

For a moment I thought you were pug but I'm surprised I've received another ask that isn't someone being a piece of shit.

And in all honesty,

I fuck with this idea

It's funny as all hell and could definitely work as a whiteknight fic. So overall

You can fuckin cook!