#anti weasley twins

[misty-memories09]

Even though they're 13 here it's still wrong to catcall someone. Imagine you're 11 and walking to sit and eat in a dining hall and these older kids are catcalling you 🤢🤢🤢

The Weasley twins piss me off so much, from book one too. Yeah, they're funny but they're darn big pricks for picking on everyone for no reason. They only get away with stuff because they're funny but it's only funny when it's not happening to you. Even Harry thinks they go to far, from the top of my head I can think of the time when they stole Percy's headboy badge (for no reason too) turned it to say 'bighead boy' but Harry didn't find it funny and forced himself to laugh.

There's the time they shoved a Slytherin prefect into the vanishing cabinet just because the prefect was doing their duty by taking of points. Yeah, no, even if they didn't know what could've happened to him, it's still fucking awful to shove someone into a cabinet.

[meear]

Friendly reminder that Fred and George literally tried to murder another student for trying to take House points from them

Like I know we apparently don't give a damn about NPCs in Harry Potter, but it's insane to me how no one acknowledges how fucking vile the Weasley twins were

(unrelated but it's also very funny how self-righteous Fred and George acted over Percy being a "git" and how they were convinced of their own moral superiority because they were on the good side, when I'm convinced Percy would never have done something so horrible)

Same goes for Harry and Ron mind you. The level of apathy and cruelty they demonstrate is CRAZY like they legit do not give a fuck. And yeah, I wasn't much better than them as a teenager when it came to people I didn't like, but surely that is something that should be addressed by the narrative?? By anyone? Hermione gets like 0,5 brownie point for suggesting that maybe they should tell someone (YES??) but considering she does jackshit about it that doesn't exactly endear her to me

Despite how many times Slytherin is said to be the evil house while Rowling glorifies the Gryffindor House (and she absolutely does, there are many examples in the books), the murder attempts between the two houses have been pretty one-sided (Fred&George to Montague and Sirius to Snape, not to mention the Weasley twins and Sirius were both 100% unapologetic.

Edit: yes, I was intentionally and graciously omitting Harry's attempt towards Draco in HP6 because even though using an unknown spell was unbelievably stupid, Harry had no idea Sectumsempra would do that and he felt awful about it + Draco did try to Crucio him. I'm watching you, though, Harry. You got over it a lil' too quickly when Ginny defended you.)

Well, Crabbe did try to kill the trio in HP7 , though 1) it was in the context of the war, they weren't exactly students anymore, but most importantly 2) the event is treated with the appropriate amount of horror for the situation

I think it's really fucked up that no one seems to find it a problem or even remember it but hey that's just me!

[half-blood-prince-throne]

I was starting to read the article on wizardingworld.com

They ranked Weasley siblings but when I saw they put my boy (Percy) in last place. I stopped reading. They talked nonsense about he chose the ministry over his family. Oh you meant family who mocked him every time they had the chance. Family who tried to lock him in pyramid (what if no one noticed and he died in it) family who said that he betrayed them for his career (he worked hard to earn it and when he told his dad about it,he said he recieved this position because Fudge wanted spy instead of congrate him). Percy didn't choose Ministry over his family. His family abandoned him first 

Ps. Do you guys have fanfic that Snape became mentor/Dad to Percy

Non slash please

[the-fuck-did-u-say]

Currently rejoicing how there are 13 Anti Weasley Twins posts (if you don’t count this one) and only 3 on Anti Percy Weasley at time of posting.

[loveeari]

its time to be problematic at 3 am againnn

so i was rereading the harry potter books and I've just realized i don't like the Weasley twins.

cuz why were they bullying their youngest brother so bad they gave him horrible arachnophobia and they drag his self esteem into the pits of hell. like i see so much ron hate it's insane and very much undeserved acting like as if ya'll wouldn't be insecure and jealous at 14 but i digress.

why were they so shitty too percy too like?????

idk man i would NEVER do that to my siblings, like yeah we fight and insult each other but i've never gave them life long trauma or burnt a hole in their tounge of or made them do an unbreakable now just saying idk.

[clevernightdinosaur]

After one year, I think again and disagree with this post. What do you mean JKR should kill both of them? It's too happy for them. Their lives would be happy from the first to the last day and they would suffer nothing, though they made so much trouble, hurt so many people (at least Montague, two of their siblings and some first years in 1995). The twins deserve to be divided and suffering as much as people suffered from them.

General HP fandom: Fred's death was so sad. His death was pointless and Percy should have died instead! Look at how George is suffering! No one liked Percy anyway!

Me: It's a pity JKR didn't kill George too while she was at it.

[mvrphysart]

@misanthropologistsguild throwing this at you before running away

[changetheprophecy81]

On look back molly and arthur having so many kids was soo weird because they were in the middle of a fucking war, a war they were literally losing at that. Molly's brothers were in the resistance organisation against voldemort. What would have happened if she and /or arthur were killed? Molly cries about that during the 2nd war when all the kids are teenagers, wouldn't it have been a hundred times worse when they were kids?? Did any thinking go into this at all?? Having 2 to 3 kids at max is somewhat understandable, but who would have stepped in to take care of 7 fucking kids if anything happened to either one of them??

[nerdylibertarian928]

Good example of adding a scene that wasn't in the book: Fred and George comforting a crying boy who had had detention with Umbridge.

Bad example of adding a scene that wasn't in the book: The Burrow getting burned down

[maxdibert]

Could you rank the Weasleys from your favourite to the one you hate the most?

1- Percy. The only Weasley with a brain and enough common sense to have ambitions in life beyond gathering as a family and crying because they’re not rich but are humble. I mean, that’s fine, but the Weasleys made it their whole personality, which is honestly pretty cringe. Percy is basically hated for what? Wanting a future? Honestly, Rowling’s moral framework is quite exhausting.

2- Charlie. Basically because he has the personality of an amoeba and doesn’t bother anyone. He seems to stay outside of his family’s cult-like dynamic, doesn’t he? He’s more independent. Plus, he’s the only one who doesn’t get married or seem destined to produce little Weasleys, so all my respect tbh.

3- Arthur. His obsession with Muggles, like a primatologist observing orangutans, creeps me out, but he doesn’t harm anyone. Compared to his kids and wife, he’s honestly less unbearable.

4- Bill. Here it gets tricky because Bill strikes me as a total creep, being 25 and dating an 18-year-old teenager, then marrying her when she’s 19—seriously, what a cringe-fest. But well, I like him more than the others, so what can I do?

5- Ron. He’s not a character I particularly like, but I don’t dislike him either. As the protagonist’s friend, he always seemed pretty conventional, without any unique traits that would make him stand out from other typical protagonist’s friends. He has his funny moments throughout the series with occasional comments, but his proud Gryffindor attitude shaming Slytherins from book one, before they’ve done anything, really disgusts me. His treatment of Hermione in the fourth book and slut-shaming Ginny in the sixth honestly makes me gag. Sorry.

6- Fred and George are together because they’re always together. I don’t dislike them more than Ron, but honestly, what a pair of bores. I would’ve hated them in class. The typical duo of jokers whose pranks only amuse people with just enough brain cells not to soil themselves. Humor for the cerebrally impaired. They were never funny, just a constant nuisance. If they’d been my schoolmates, I’d have ended up hitting them with an iron rod.

7- Ginny. Honestly, she fiercely competes with her mother for this spot, but Molly annoys me more. Ginny is basically a Mary Sue created just so Harry has a love interest and stays tied to the Weasleys forever. She has absolutely ZERO relevance throughout the series, and you forget about her for three books, but suddenly we’re supposed to believe she’s the hottest girl at Hogwarts? And not just that—she’s also the coolest girl because she’s "not like other girls," doesn’t care about her appearance, is violent, acts like a boy, doesn’t cry, and has all the typical traits of a dude but with a conventionally attractive female appearance. She’s the male fantasy of the "girl bro" who can play video games with you and also give you a handjob. A disgusting stereotype. Plus, she has a terrible personality, is arrogant, and resentful toward women who don’t fit her "tough girl" ideal. Honestly, gross. She’s the opposite of a "girls’ girl," and if you’re not a "girls’ girl," I don’t like you, sorry.

8- Molly. She’s a woman who acts morally superior but is the first to judge people. The typical idle housewife with nothing better to do than judge other women (especially young women) quite unfairly. And, what a coincidence, those women tend to be either brilliant (like Hermione) or extraordinarily attractive (like Fleur). She meddles in everything that doesn’t concern her, has an opinion about everything that’s none of her business, and is the kind of nosy old lady who drives me up the wall. I mean, I can’t stand her. Look, I’m the first to criticize Sirius Black and question his behavior, but her treatment of him in the fifth book was entirely out of line. It’s like she felt entitled to lecture everyone according to her standards, when she’s a woman who hasn’t done anything in her life beyond smothering her kids and complaining about not having much money. Lady, what do you mean you don’t have money? You might not have a manor like the Malfoys, but you can feed seven mouths, and there’s never a plate missing from the table. If she wanted to buy fancy clothes, she could’ve gotten a job. There’s nothing wrong with giving up being a trad wife to afford some treats.

Let’s not make it too obvious that the Weasleys generally disgust me and that I find that family the equivalent of a cult, ticking every box of a perfectly functional, heteronormative, traditional nuclear family that triggers and annoys me to no end. I could never stand being part of such a family through marriage, nor could I tolerate spending much time with one. Families like that make me want to hang myself, sorry.

[tyyjaimiee]

George: It’s in your BLOOD! Lee: That’s racist! George: Your SOUL? Lee: THAT’S racist. George: Your eyes? Lee: That’s gay? George: That’s homophobic! Lee: That’s black! George: THAT’S RACIST! Lee: Damn.

Original quote from the show ”Community”, no longer on Netflix

[misty-memories09]

Nothing screams familial love more than sending dragon excreta to your brother's first job. Yikes 😬😬.

[hell-nah-man]

Maturing is realizing that Molly Weasley was not a good mother to her children. Conditional love is not actually love (EX: Percy, the twins, etc) and unless they conformed to her ideas of what they should do, they were harassed or neglected. (EX: all of her children). I loved her in the first books, but the older I get the more I recognize that she’s toxic.

[r0seart]

It’s the last day of pride month

A common thing I’ve heard (at least in my country) when June becomes July is to put away the pride flags because “it isn’t pride month anymore”. Well I say that’s bullshit. Every month is pride month when you’re LGBTQ+.

So I made some of the wizarding fam celebrating pride to remind my followers and anyone who stumbles across my art that we shouldn’t limit our pride to just one month.

Note this is meant to be an uplifting post. Especially with the things that have happened and bills that passed this year. Being LGBTQ+ in America has gotten pretty tough so I want to indulge in some queer joy for a bit.

[the-fuck-did-u-say]

“Hating ____ won’t make you pretty”

Lookie here son, I know I’m a lost cause, if I’m forced to be ugly I might as well be a hater while I’m at it.

[theblackdog552]

WEASLEY TWINS!!!!!

Twin x twin. You agree. Reblog.