#anti lames

[souryam]

people straight up forget patronus lore and it's something that bothers me sm... it's supposed to be this super meaningful spell and ppl turned it into a soulmate test

If complementary Patronuses are such a thing, and an important one apparently, why did no one think that Tonks and Luna (as an adult) had matching Patronuses and thus were "meant" to be together?

Tonks’ Patronus was a jackrabbit, which is a type of hare, and Luna’s Patronus was a hare too. Give a few more years and there, perfect match. Supposedly.

As a second point though, Tonks’ Patronus changed to match Lupin’s. So Patronuses that seem to be originally complementary do not stand against the manifestation of pure, true love, which is a Patronus changing to match another’s. Yes, it does make me think of how the Patronuses for Snily are way more meaningful and indicative of true love than what we got with Lames.

[derangedfujoshi]

Stalking is a crime, yes that includes your yandere boyfriend

Assault is a crime, yes that includes your whumper/whumpee scenarios

Being part of a mob is a crime, yes that includes your sexy son of a mafia boss

Killing is a crime, yes that includes your blorbo

Zoophilia is a crime, yes that includes you liking Nick Wilde

All your "exceptions" from what is and isn't condemnable in fiction are, in real life, a crime as well. Every dark trope falls in the "it would be a crime to commit this irl" category, it's not just the big age gaps with adult/minor ships and the incest, it's ALL of them. All of them are crimes in the real world, by law. The sentence may vary but you'd still be sent to prison. "But I only like it in fiction!"

So do we.

So do we, so can you get off your high horse and just admit that liking dark themes in fiction, ANY dark theme, does not reflect your moral compass in real life and for the love of everything STOP pretending fake murder is better than fake incest? You sound preposterous.

[ofswordsandpens]

Riordan: And the grand lesson that Percy needed to learn over the course of hoo, the culmination of his character arc of this series, the moment where the fate of the world hangs in the balance because of a single decision he has to make... is realizing when he needs to take a step back :)

Me:

[hajimedics]

heard it was friday the 13th! here’s anti-kira :) the anti fairywinkle-anti-cosma family’s head butler. the opposite of his fairy counterpart, anti-kira is quiet, obedient, and doesn’t want to question any sort of authority over him by his lord — no matter how absurd they may be (well, anti-fairy world is a lawless land, so it's not like there's anything revolutionary he needs to be fighting for...)

like kira was to peri when he was a kid, anti-kira was some sort of babysitter for irep, though he’s more like an annoying older advisor instead of a quirky mentor like kira. like peri to kira, irep doesn’t like him. the reason's the opposite of peri’s — he’s a worrywart that fusses over irep’s wellbeing and disaster scenarios to the point it gets aggravating. coupled with his obedient nature, if not standing besides anti-cosmo, anti-kira is constantly seen running around the castle doing tasks, usually for his lord's evil, world domination plans.

[antianakin]

I'm not a huge fan of Jedi Kryptonite suddenly starting to show up everywhere. It feels lazy, like the only way you can make your particular bad guy seem powerful and the Jedi less so is to introduce a random Kryptonite that just makes the Jedi incapable of fighting at their normal level. If the only way you can conceive of your bad guy being scary is to neuter the Jedi, maybe you're just not that good of a writer. Food for thought.

[jeynees]

The war started because Viserys was so incompetent that he didn't even prepare either of his two potential successors to rule. I'm glad Rhaenyra resents him for not teaching her how to fight, he literally put a cup of wine in her hand before anything just like he did Aegon II.

[elminster-big-naturals]

ketheric battle: emotional, triumphant, the fallen father and the risen god, the culmination of an epic fight through a former mind flayer colony, a scene of heartache as much as horror

orin battle: fierce, vicious, the last rending of a bhaalspawn drenched in desperation as much as blood, splintering between insanity and red oblivion, set deep in the guts of the foulest temple

gortash battle: karlach beats an elderly mall goth to death with a hammer

[marsabillions]

saw the tag “we all hate bellatrix” while scrolling ao3 and do we?? Do we all hate bellatrix really?? hm

[throwawayasoiafaccount]

i think most people would hate him if the showrunners decided to stick with canon

let’s not forget Bitterbridge and Tumbleton

daeron the war criminal deserved his pathetic death

[a-candle-maker]

not tagging the person bcs i don't want to call anyone out but like,,,, saw this one girl and her post formatting made it even look like a chatgpt generated thing... checked her other stuff to see and they all had that one formatting... thought i'd tell her and like. babe. you turning off asks just about confirms it for me, i mean imma just guess that you noticed lots of asks telling you the same and decided we're sooooooooo mean!! and ignored it

[lestatslestits]

Sorry but JK Rowling loudly announcing to whoever will listen that she is winning her shower arguments with imaginary versions of former child actors from her shitty movies is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week

[justaturtleindisguise]

BANDAID DUO !!!

my little trans kids, why are u so clumsy and silly

[lainalit]

Me when Tamlin slanders Ratass and his inner circle jerk during the high lords meeting

[guardianspirits13]

please tell me i'm funny

[murcielagatito]

i have been silent long enough

[nubelo]

Only good fucking thing the third hokage ever did was be nice to Iruka those two times everything else boo get off the stage old man 🖕🏽