#anti glitch neighbor

[pinkyberet]

Nicky AUs/Versions Part 2/2

Bonus :3

Part 2 Of The Nickyverse :3

In Order: Swap, Hello Neighbor Corruption, Child (Act 1), Teenager, Mystery, Weirdcore (Liminal!Nicky), Hello Neighbor x Cookie Run, Hello Roommate (Josh), Hello Reaper Neighbor, Hello Ink Neighbor, Anti Glitch Neighbor, Inkling Nicky, Frisk Nicky, Fell!Frisk Nicky, Error Nicky, Super Crown (Nickyette), Doki Doki Neighbor Club, Pow Neighbor, H E L L O N E I G H B O R, Player.exe

Bonus: Neko Nicky (Vane’s Version) (Previous One Was Kassandra’s Version), Psycho Nicky (Current Version) (Previous One Was An Older Version), Flower Neighbor, Hello Neighbor Story Mode, Sweet & Sour (Andrew), Hello Angel

Hello Neighbor Swap: MsCreepyGreen20

Hello Neighbor Corrupted: @mujin-draws @mujin-made-hn-au

Teenager, Mystery, HN x Cookie Run, Hello Reaper Neighbor, Ink Neighbor, Anti Glitch Neighbor, Inkling Nicky, Error Nicky, Nickyette, H E L L O N E I G H B O R & Player.exe: @askkassandragf-v-2 @hello-neighbor-three-aus

Neko Nicky & Hello Neighbor Story Mode: @vanetheglitchfox @hello-conde

Hello Psychopath/Hello Killer 2: @mochi-chan-2006 @hello-psychopath-hn-au

Hello Roommate & Sweet & Sour: Odd8ball

Doki Doki Neighbor Club: Lovesick-JJ

Pow Neighbor & Liminal!Nicky: Me @nicky-roth-in-liminal-space

Hello Flower: ???

Hello Angel: @hello-angel-au

[callmewrinkles3]

Summary: Emma had a normal, almost boring life until she met her new neighbor. Then her life kept being normal until she met her neighbor's friend, Daniel. From that night, life might have become a mess, but at least it was nothing but boring and especially not normal.

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Glitch - January 2018

New Romantics - May 2018

When Emma Falls In Love - December 2018

Message In A Bottle - April 2019

You Belong With Me - October 2019

I Can See You - March 2020

Anti-Hero - September 2021

Come Back, Be Here - December 2021

All Too Well - March 2022

That’s When - May 2022

This Love - June 2022

Peace - June 2022

Long Live - July 2023

Long Story Short - August 2023

Nothing new - June 2024

[ijwrff]

Hey. I love your work, just an idea you don't have to do it. Yandere Antisepticeye x male reader who is weak. With some fluff?

Thanks? Hope you have a good day

Hiya! I hope you're doing well, I'm glad I could get to do this fic! It's not often that I write for male readers, so it's always a fun challenge ^^

Tw; bullying, injury, condescension, yandere typical behavior, and Anti typical behavior like a tantrum and a whole lot of swearing. Yanno. As he does.

Taglist: @thattiredanimator1t0mblr @serenitydusk @viciouslyyearning @jacksepticeye-simp

Word Count: 1,196

It wasn’t uncommon for you to get bullied in college, but for the most part, everyone had grown out of their bullying phase. Your campus was pretty safe, so you never thought something like this could happen. People said mean words, sure, but it never got physical. Today was special, you guess. 

You sighed, and opened your apartment door after fumbling with the keys. It wasn’t surprising when you walked into your house nearly trashed. Every time Anti visited, it was like this. He had a habit of making everything difficult for you, but you’d never tell him that it was actually welcomed. Today though, you didn’t hardly say a word to him, and just tried to brush off his presence. You didn’t want to get teased any more than you already had been, not when you were hurt like this. 

“Dude what the fuck?! You can’t just come in here and ignore me!” You heard him run over and it only pushed you to move to your room quicker. He wasn’t even human, so of course he’d be able to beat you to the door. You dropped your chin to your chest, before trying to turn away from him. “Are you being serious right now?” He scoffed, and grabbed your shoulder to turn you towards him. “The fuck is your deal? W-” He paused when he saw your face. 

It was silent, and you couldn’t meet his eyes, ashamed you couldn’t put up more of a fight against the bullies that did this to you. Your eye was swollen, and there was a gash across your cheek from how hard the guy punched you…you cursed him for wearing so many rings, they only helped to tear into your skin further than it would have otherwise. Your sleeves covered the bruises for the most part, though one of them was clearly in the shape of a hand. 

The air shifted, small charges of electricity coming from Anti’s form as he seemed to nearly glitch in and out of reality. You took a step back, but he grabbed your shoulder to keep you close. “Who the fuck did it?” He spat, his eyes glowing green as it struggled to keep his emotions in check, only to fail miserably. His grip was nearly painful on your shoulder, and it seemed like it was taking every last ounce of his control not to leave even more bruises, intended or not. 

You sniffled once, and flinched from how intense the situation had become. “It doesn’t matter…” He was lightyears stronger than you, so it wasn’t surprising that when you tried to pull away from him, you didn’t get far at all. “Just some guys. I fought back though, so it’s okay.” You gulped, and struggled to meet his eyes.

He grabbed your chin roughly, and forced you to look at him. It was intended to direct your focus at him, but when you flinched he growled and let go, storming into the livingroom and throwing your couch against the wall, leaving a large crack that seemed to go through all the way if the neighbors screams were any indication. 

“A-Anti stop!” You called, and rushed up to him, but soon all of your emotions were contradicting each other. Lashing out at him wasn’t something you wanted to do, but your brain was speeding through a million scenarios in the blink of an eye. “Why do you even care? You bully me all the time! How is this even different? I figured you’d be happy with how much you seem to hate me.” You winced at your own words, hoping you didn’t take it too far, but you did effectively make him freeze in his rampage of breaking most of the belongings in the living room. 

“Hate you?” He chuckled, before it turned into a cackle that could have come from a villain in a tv series. “Why the fuck do you think I hate you?” The electricity crackled around you, and he turned and stepped closer to you. “If I hated you, I wouldn’t bother spending time with you. I’d probably just kill you.” His grin was wicked, and you had a hard time focusing on his words while that terrifying look was on his face. 

“Y-You just kind of bully me a lot, so…” You mumbled, feeling like you’d upset him. That was the last thing you wanted right now, and his emotions were so unpredictable you never knew what he’d do next. It was a game with him, really. One second he could be beating the shit out of someone a few streets down, cackling wildly, and the next second he’d be sitting on your couch throwing popcorn in his mouth laughing at some bad horror movie. 

He scoffed and raised an eyebrow, but his grin never left his face. “Yeah. I do bully you, but I’m the only one allowed to.” He shrugged, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “If anyone else fucking messes with you, they’re gonna have to deal with me.” He cracked his neck, then his fingers as he stalked closer to you. 

It was a terrifying sight, and you backed away. Beforelong, your back was to the wall and he was towering over you. That grin only seemed to grow as your eyes widened in surprise. He elaborated, but really it only posed more questions. 

“If anyone’s going to break you, it’ll be me. You’re mine to tease, to taunt, to torment, and above all that? To protect. No one fucking messes with what’s mine.” He cackled, and leaned closer until his lips were only centimeters away from yours. “Anyone that hurts you only deserves the worst of what this world has to offer.” He leaned in, closing the distance between your lips. 

You gasped in shock at the sudden kiss, and he wasted no time in deepening it, one hand tangled in your hair as he pulled harshly and the other just barely at the base of your neck. It was nearly a desperate kiss, and you could barely breathe from how long he dragged it on for. Though after several moments of his tongue exploring your mouth, he pulled back. His smile was…still a wicked grin, but there were traces of tenderness in it. Very slight traces, but they were there. 

“Clean yourself up. I’ll be back.” He demanded, his voice sounding far too serious to have come from him. He snapped his fingers to make a display of his exit, before dissipating rapidly into particles and disappearing entirely. 

You pant to catch your breath, and stood there motionless. Did that…really just happen. Your hand trailed up, touching your lips softly to try and process the events that just unfolded. It wasn’t even clear how long you stood there, but a text notification popped up, and you pulled out your phone to see a message that gave you a genuine smile…despite questioning if it should have made you as happy as it did. 

“Sorry I wrecked your shit. Clean up your wounds. I’ll double check when I’m back from dealing with these pieces of shit.”

[jselorekeeper]

Time Stamps Part One

Welcome to the Jacksepticeye ego time stamps! Where I have went through every video and media post to share with you all! There may be some I missed but I have majority of the appearances, including ones that may not be canon anymore!

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

July 9th, 2016: Time to record some videos

JACKIEBOY MAN RETURNS | Welcome To The Game #2

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Here come dat Jackieboi! Welcome BACK To The Game”

0:22-14:42 (Extended appearance; he is playing the game)

The Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Marvin’s Magic

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Today we answer the biggest question about Magic: “Is it Real??” All on the Jacksepticeye Power Hour!”

0:00-10:23 (Extended appearance; he is in the whole video)

September 14th, 2016: Dr. Septiceye will see you now!

The Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Dr. Schneeplestein

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Step into my E.R. to be operated on by the No.1 doctor in the world!”

0:00-8:38 (Extended appearance; he is in the whole video)

THE START OF THE NIGHTMARE | Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location #1

Old Title: Something doesn’t feel right | Five Nights At Freddy’s Sister Location #1

Page Source: “Snooping” 

Description: “You’ve waited a long time, now I wake”

4:28-4:29 (Momentary Glitch)

8:20-8:22 (Momentary Glitch)

15:29-15:30 (Momentary Glitch)

20:18-20:20 (Momentary Glitch)

26:25-26:26 (Momentary Glitch)

31:27-31:33 (Extended Glitch)

33:24-33:30 (Extended Glitch)

34:10-34:12 (Momentary Glitch)

35:29-35:31 (Momentary Glitch)

36:51-36:54 (Momentary Glitch)

39:26-39:30 (Momentary Glitch)

October 10th, 2016: “Anti is coming for you” 

October 10th, 2016: “Of course, I noticed him ;)”

THEY HAVE AWOKEN... | Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location #2

Page Source: “Curious I see”

Description: “Follow the signs, release me”

0:00-0:02 (Momentary Glitch)

4:00-4:01 (Momentary Glitch)

6:20-6:21 (Momentary Glitch, extremely hard to see)

9:09-9:15 (Extended Glitch, motions of the body glitching out)

9:20-9:22 (Momentary Glitch, following the context of Sean saying “I’m so close”)

12:56-13:04 (Extended Glitch)

16:28-16:30 (Momentary Glitch)

17:09-17:15 (Extended Glitch)

18:08-18:11 (Momentary Glitch)

19:00-19:02 (Momentary Glitch)

October 13th, 2016: Ỉ̌͌ͬ̚͟ ̘ͣ̂̃ͥ͌̿ͬs̸̹̗̖͇̣̞e̥̻͓̭͕͛̾̚ê̼͖̹̌̌ͥ̕ ̗͙̹̦ͬ̔́y̝͕͗̏̒ͮ͢ͅo̖̤͉̼̘͖͎ǘ͓̭͔̀.̪̐ͦ̊

October 15th, 2016: I̷ am̛ n͢ȩar..̧.͡

October 17th, 2016: H̵al҉l̵o͟wee͘ǹ's ́g͞ơnna͜ b̛e f͡un ̀th̕i̷s͜ ̕y҉e͢a͡r!̛

SOMETHING INSIDE | Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location #3

Page Source: “Stronger” (“Let me out”, “Pay Attention”)

Description: “I see you understand now, keep watching”, link to the short video “Soon” 

0:02-0:03 (Momentary Glitch)

1:13-1:15 (Momentary Glitch)

2:35-2:41 (Extended Glitch)

5:26-5:32 (Extended Glitch)

10:43-10:47 (Momentary Glitch)

14:30-14:35 (Extended Glitch)

14:41-14:44 (Momentary Glitch)

17:28-17:30 (Momentary Glitch)

Sǫo̴n͠: (The video has been hidden)

Page Source: Unknown 

Description: “Very good, you may be worthy”

Temple Of No

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “No! Just no! Don’t Go There! Don’t go to that temple! I’m warning you!!”

11:10-11:14 (Momentary Glitch)

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME | Hello Neighbor #2

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Hello Neighbor!!....AHHHH Stop Throwing Bear Traps at me!”

9:45-9:47 (Momentary Glitch)

October 21st, 2016: n̯̻̦ͮ̄͋ǒ̯̯̱͗̚ ͙̳̰ͦͦ̒ṃ̟̘ͯ̉͛ọ͕̣̐ͪͤŕ̘͓̈̑ͅê͇̘̙ͬ̌ ̙͍̬͌̅ͤg̜͉̤͌ͪ̓a̜͕̹̐͋ͨm̲͈̯̉ͦ̚e̤̝̤̒̂̈́s̪͚͈̄ͦ̎

MERGED TOGETHER | Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location #4

Page Source: “The doctor, can’t save” (“Very Clever”, “I grow stronger”)

Description: “It’s almost time, I grow stronger”

0:00-0:02 (Momentary Glitch)

1:18-1:21 (Momentary Glitch)

2:40-2:43 (Momentary Glitch)

3:15-3:16 (Momentary Glitch)

5:13-5:14 (Momentary Glitch)

7:29-7:36 (Extended Glitch)

9:59-10:19 (Extended Glitch)

10:23-10:26 (Momentary Glitch)

20:10-20:13 (Momentary Glitch)

22:00-22:02 (Momentary Glitch)

27:18-27:20 (Momentary Glitch)

27:35-27:36 (Momentary Glitch)

CHOOSE YOUR OWN GOAL | ClusterTruck #16

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Let’s try some more Custom Levels in ClusterTruck!!”

12:41-12:42 (Momentary Glitch)

GRANNY DAB | Stuntfest #1

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Granny got some moves in Stuntfest! Watch her dab!”

8:33-8:36 (Momentary Glitch)

SWIMMING IN POOP | Pipejob (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta clean up the Virtual Reality poop in Pipejob!”

12:13-12:17 (Extended Glitch)

ROBOT WARS | Manual Samuel #3

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “The orphans!!! What have I done!? Things are looking grim in Manual Samuel!”

21:33-21:36 (Momentary Glitch)

MEET THE YANGS | Guts And Glory #5

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Meet the Yang Family in Guts and Glory! They ride and die together like any good family should!”

6:56-6:58 (Momentary Glitch)

ALONE AND AFRAID | Layers Of Fear - Part 1

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “It’s time to say goodbye”

Comment: “I don’t need my own!”

20:28-20:43 (Extended Glitch)

22:07-22:11 (Momentary Glitch)

SORE FROM LAUGHING | Stuntfest #2

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “The physics in Stuntfest are so ridiculous, I can’t stop laughing at them!”

2:18-2:22 (Momentary Glitch)

5:00-5:06 (Extended Glitch)

BULLETPROOF CHEST | Mr. President #3

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Who needs a bulletproof vest when you have a bulletproof chest!!!”

Page and Description has nothing

1:07-1:10 (Momentary Glitch)

11:13-11:18 (Extended Glitch)

15:48-15:52 (Extended Glitch)

October 29th, 2016: M̦̠͇ͦ͊̚ọ̞̼̅̃ͬr͚̗͚͆ͫ͐n͚͔̣ͫ̊̒i̝͈̲̐ͣͩn̬̳̳̑͂ͣg̻͓̦͒̓ͨ

THE SIGNS ARE THERE | Layers Of Fear - Part 2

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “It’s Almost Time”

4:39-4:42 (Momentary Glitch)

7:50-7:56 (Extended Glitch)

10:20-10:25 (Extended Glitch)

13:00-13:04 (Momentary Glitch)

20:10-20:13 (Momentary Glitch)

26:01-26:05 (Momentary Glitch)

SCARIER THAN IT LOOKS | The Cubicle (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Tomorrow ends him”

Whiteboard: “Don’t Watch”

1:39-1:42 (Momentary Glitch)

3:48-3:53 (Extended Glitch)

7:20-7:32 (Extended Glitch)

9:16-9:21 (Momentary Glitch)

October 30th, 2016: I̢t is̛ d͜on҉e̵

October 31st, 2016: ar͝e you ̧re͠ady̡?̵

October 31st, 2016: t͡od̨ay's͝ t́he ҉d͜ąy

October 31st, 2016: Cu͡t͏e 

October 31st, 2016: He̡ll̷o̕..͝.͜

October 31st, 2016: A͜w p̡oor͟ ̀yo͏u͏

October 31st, 2016: y̸ou̴r m̢i̴sery͠ ̛m͘a͡k̨es̷ ̵m̨e͠ ̵happy!̸

S͢ḀY ͏GǪÒ͜D̸B͞Y̧E

Page Source: “Say Goodbye, I’m back, good puppet”

Description: “You wanted me...well here I am”

Whiteboard: “Happy Halloween”

2:17-2:35 (Extended Glitch)

3:18-3:20 (Momentary Glitch)

3:40-3:42 (Momentary Glitch)

4:20-4:35 (Extended Glitch)

5:33-5:37 (Momentary Glitch)

6:35-6:38 (Momentary Glitch)

8:05-8:09 (Momentary Glitch)

8:25-8:45 (Extended Glitch)

9:08-9:10 (Momentary Glitch)

9:48-9:51 (Momentary Glitch)

10:32-12:00 (Extended Glitch)

October 31st, 2016: D̷id y͞ou en͞j̡o͘y̢ thè s̶h͝o̢w̸?

November 1st, 2016: Sw҉ee̢t́ Dréa̡ḿs̡

MURDER ON THE DANCE FLOOR | Party Hard #1

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “All I wanted was some peace and quiet…now EVERYBODY dies in Party Hard”

Comments: The only appearance is Anti being in the thumbnail

CHRISTMAS DOCTOR | Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “There is no break for a world class surgeon! Not even on Christmas!”

5:00-12:15 (Extended appearance; he played most of the game before disappearing)

I'M SO SORRY | Detention 返校 - Part 2

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Forgotten or Just too Afraid to Remember?”

0:24-0:28 (Momentary Glitch)

3:43-3:54 (Extended Glitch)

BROKEN INSIDE | Detention 返校 - Part 3

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Broken Spirit...let me out”

8:52-9:09 (Extended Glitch)

22:13-22:17 (Momentary Glitch)

BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS | Detention 返校 - Part 4 (END)

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Betrayal, Neglect, Mistake”

1:12-1:14 (Momentary Glitch)

2:02-2:08 (Extended Glitch)

5:27-5:32 (Momentary Glitch)

5:49-5:52 (Momentary Glitch)

27:45-27:53 (Extended Glitch)

28:00-28:06 (Extended Glitch)

28:21-28:37 (Extended Glitch)

February 16th, 2017: I miss the piercings

March 7th, 2017: Trying to grow the beard out!

AL̛WA̢Y҉S̀ ̨W͠A͞T̡CH҉ING̶

Page Source: “Never Forget”

Description: “You Thought I Was Gone, Tried To Replace Me, I’m Always Here”

1:14-2:25 (Extended Glitch; Anti’s Speech)

Chase Brody - The Jacksepticeye Power Hour

Old Title: Bro Average

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “Welcome to Bro Average! Home to the sickest trick shots and extreme sports with Chase Brody. This one's called the teabag”

0:00-4:27 (Extended appearance; the whole video is about him)

May 12th, 2017: Some men just want to watch the world burn

SPREADING THE SICKNESS | Epidemic

Page Source: Nothing

Description: “The sickness and death spreads but I swear I had nothing to do with it..... it's an EPIDEMIC”

8:04-8:45 (Extended Glitch)

TRUST ME, I’M A DOCTOR | Bio Inc. Redemption #4

Page Source: “Cracks”

Description:“There's only one true doctor of death, the fantastic (terrible) Dr. Schneeplestein”

0:00-12:09 (Extended appearance; he is playing the game)

July 26th, 2017: REBORN

July 28th, 2017: Are You Ready?

July 28th, 2017: I’m Not Done Yet

July 31st, 2017: Don’t Believe His Lies (SOS in morse code in tags)

July 31st, 2017: Ze good doct͏͠à̷h

TOUGHER THAN EXPECTED | The Escapists 2 #2

Page Source: “Need a Doctor?”

Description: “Getting out of jail in The Escapists 2 might be a little harder than expected”

Comment: The Thumbnail has a date in it

August 1st, 2017: A̧̡͜nd Ǹ̡ow T̸̀̀͏empting Í͟nside 

August 1st, 2017: Sti̸͝t҉ç̶͘h̨ed Toge̷͞t́͜her (Use to be Bad Blood)

Endless Cycle | Suicide Guy

Page Source:“Anti, looking in the right places”

Description: “Kill yourself over and over again to wake up from a horrible dream in Suicide Guy...what a weird sentence” 

Comment: Overall the video has nothing, just page source

August 2nd, 2017: t͚̱̜̣̹̖͞ͅo̵̱̩̯̬̹ͅo̢͏͈̳̞̲l͚̭͉͓͈͕͡á̜̩̱͘͞t͏̧̝̱͈̝͓̟e̢̨̹͔̬

August 2nd, 2017: Sp̨r̡e͝a͟di̛ng

August 2nd, 2017: T̀im͠e̷i̴sbro͝ken

August 2nd, 2017: S̢͔͖͎͈̘̰͎ͅa̻̣͚͠͠v҉͈̭͖̙͉̰̩͈ͅe̦͚̞͞ him

KILL JA̶CKSEPTICEYE | Bio IN̵̛c Redemp T̨I̶̢on

Page Source: “no, save him, kill Jacksepticeye, virus, puppets, no more strings on me”

Description: “So concerned for your little boy, pay attention next time...who’s next?”

2:21-2:23 (Momentary Glitch)

3:04-3:05 (Momentary Glitch)

3:39-3:45 (Extended Glitch)

4:12-4:16 (Momentary Glitch)

4:46-4:49 (Momentary Glitch)

5:07-5:12 (Extended Glitch)

5:14-5:27 (Extended Glitch)

6:00-6:05 (Extended Glitch)

6:28-6:35 (Extended Glitch)

6:36-6:49 (Extended Glitch)

6:53-7:01 (Extended Glitch)

7:11-7:17 (Extended Glitch)

7:20-7:23 (Momentary Glitch)

7:30-8:02 (Extended Glitch)

8:05-8:15 (Extended Glitch)

8:16-8:46 (Extended Glitch) 8:46-10:36 (Extended Glitch)

August 3rd, 2017: H̶ell͞o̡

October 9th, 2017: 1 year

October 29th, 2017: I’ve got my eye on you! 

October 29th, 2017: Feelin Dapper! 

October 30th, 2017: Out Of Time 

October 30th, 2017: Oui Oui! 

The Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Jameson Jackson

Old Title: The Silent Movie

Page Source: “Boo”

Description: “It's time for a good ole fashioned pumpkin carve! Happy Halloween!”

5:23-5:39 (Extended Glitch)

[chroniclegossip]

Time for another edition of Antioch Answers, but we’re going to do things a little differently this time. Instead, we’re going to pay attention to our fair town, a place we’re all so (un)lucky to live in. There are a lot of interesting and unique locations to visit here, so let’s turn our attention to those that you just can’t ignore - even if you try. 

Even though Killer Pizza has some of the best pizza in the state, sometimes I think that people who work in pizza joints aren’t very smart. You get someone that calls you up with a weird name and orders a dozen pizzas, and you don’t comment? You just make the pizza and lose money? Well, lucky for every pizza place in town, they had a name and a credit card number for the unusual order they all got. Unlucky for Barry Kennedy, who I guess had his credit card stolen… unless he intentionally ordered over fifty lopsided beef only pizzas.

In the ever growing competition between the Blue Moon Diner and The Scoop, both stores have been holding promotional events with The Scoop offering up coffee tasting weekends and a lottery to win free coffee for a week, no limit! Congratulations to Becca Vergara, who can have as many pumpkin spice lattes (or just black coffee, if she’s boring and doesn’t know how to be festive) as she wants for the next seven days. Maybe she should start trying to stock up on that.

The new age darling of town known as Celestial Beings is currently offering one lucky person per day a gift box of talismans and charms! No one knows how they’re selecting the winner, and no one knows how long the special is going to go, but the congratulations list in the store says Jae Walsh has won four sets of anti-possession talismans. No one knows if Walsh has even been to the store. 

In the ever growing competition between the Blue Moon Diner and The Scoop, both stores have been holding promotional events with The Blue Moon Diner trying to remind you of just how long it’s been around. The Diner is claiming to be a family tradition and introducing you to its employees by printing their faces on the plates and offering discounts based on which employee’s plate you bring in - except somehow it seems only Ethan Weaver ended up with his face on a plate. Does it count as a collector’s item if there’s only one item in a set? (By the way, you get a discount on a plate of waffles for Ethan. Having a plate of Penny would have earned you twenty percent off steak.)

Through rain, sleet, dark of night, yadda yadda. We all know the post office is great at its job and a national treasure. We also know that we can’t say the same about shipping companies. Sometimes we get deliveries that are supposed to go to our neighbor’s door, but rarely do we get our neighbor’s neighbor’s packages or the entire street’s. People say it looks like the truck backed up and dumped every box  they had at Maharth Chandrasekhar's door and that the tower of boxes has the names of at least five different streets. 

Have you heard the news about Zippo’s? Out of all the places to break in and rob, I don’t know who would want to go into that place, but someone did. You wouldn’t think there’d be a lot of money in a place like that and you can get better prizes from just about anywhere, but the window was smashed in and when the police showed up to investigate it, sources report that every single token was gone. But not missing, nope. The tokens were found before the break in was even discovered, all of them shining and scattered across the Roseland lawn, leaving Nic Vergara to host a fucked up Arcade Easter Egg hunt. 

Like a lot of flower shops, Secret Garden has a webpage where you can order bouquets, arrangements, live plants, whatever may suit your needs. It even has a handy dandy drop down where you can select how many you need, but those drop downs aren’t always user friendly. Either through old man error or some kind of computer glitch, three truckbeds full of black dahlias have shown up at the edge of the woods for John Weaver, none of them able to make it to the man’s home. Did he mean to order this many flowers? Who knows, but he has them.

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I'm gonna ask you to bare with me for a second here. I have a non-Psychonauts game that's been stuck in my craw ever since I played it.

And like...I don't know of anyone that's also played it or even heard of it. I guess this is a recommendation? All I know is that I can't stop thinking about it. I'm probably never going to forget it.

The game is out now, I just think this trailer gets the game across better than the release date trailer.

Farming sims are kind of an odd beast aren't they? Most of the time there's a Back to Nature Simpler Times Heal Your Soul By Growing a Simple Turnip theme but like...the mechanics never quite match for me. It's still capitalism. It's still running your farm the most efficient and money-making way possible to buy more stuff to make more money. That's not really a criticism, mind; I like farming games as much as the next person, even if the Cozy game genre has been throwing them out so hard and fast I needed to play a bloody violent shooter as a break from all the Wholesomeness.

So it was just a little bit of a lurch to play a game where the farming is working towards something, namely a ticket to the moon.

Before the Green Moon has you farming a piddly little patch of land on a post-apocalyptic Earth to save your pennies to start your life over. You know someone up on the moon colonies, or so you think. You haven't seen them in forever, there've been no letters. They might not be there anymore. They might not even be alive.

But what else are you going to do? The only way you have a future is on the moon. You can't live in this dinky little town of, like, six people forever.

But you do live there. You can't help but talk to them. You only get a few seeds every morning to start with, and once you're done with that there's just nothing else to freakin' do. They teach you to fish, they ask you to plant new seeds, you get a free stamina-boosting meal at the mess because you're a neighbor. You develop your relationships and make friends and become part of the community full in the knowledge that eventually you're leaving and never coming back.

It's a bittersweet experience. You might have guessed.

Before the Green Moon reminds me of a game Love De Lic might have made back in the day. Specifically, it reminds me of Moon RPG (hey wait a minute). The emphasis on being in the world and getting to know the community around you, sharing in their hopes and fears even though it's not really your world, not really your home. Maybe it could be, in a different life, under a different set of circumstances. But it's not. Eventually you'll move on. That's just the end of the story.

I love the way that hangs over your head the entire time. Do you really want to start dating the melancholy scientist girl when you know it'll only hurt her if it gets too serious before you go ? Do you come help the cook at the mess hall clean up each night or leave him to it when it seems like he's falling in love with you? What about the person who thinks farmers are bad luck? Do you keep up that relationship just because there's only six people to talk to total and you already chatted with the mayor today?

One thing that kept getting to me is that people from the moon come down to this crumbling little town you're trying to escape and they...suck? They really suck. They're too good to talk to you, they clog up the streets, they make the wait at the mess hall take two to three times as long, and they dump plastic takeout boxes and styrofoam cups all over the place. It's not clear why they've come down in the first place.

Maybe it's heartening to think you could come back to this little town if you wanted but...if you started a life on the moon and came back like this, who would even recognize you?

Aside from an annoying glitch where my anti hurricane poncho refused to protect me from hurricanes, I don't think I can speak highly enough of this game. It's a short experience that lives right in the middle of bitter and sweet and if you like contemplative atmospheric video games, I highly recommend it.

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When I talk about radblr/rightblr fence sitters I mean people like missouriangothic. She was a really cynical person who loved targeting religious people once she got bored with being a conservative and thought being a lesbian meant she got a free pass to hate other women. And yes, she was very much pro abortion.

I reblogged down below a post exposing her antics and oh boi, Black people seem to have a whole condo in her head 💀

She apparently remade (missouriangynoid) but I can't access to her blog, so I either blocked her or she did, which I'd love to bc I like the idea of my blog being kryptonite to rightoids degens 🩵

Absolutely not surprised to see her mingle with other infamous rightoid degenerates like zh0re, thelastonewastaken, etc. Birds of the same feather....

It's fascinating how she and other anti Black will try to gass themselves as having credentials in Black culture criticism saying shit like "I've lived in Black neighbors" yeah you're still not Black. You'll never truly understand what it's like to be Black, our experience, perspective and cultural code. Precisely like men living along with women will never understand what it's like to be a women and speak over them. Funny how that works.

I live in France surrounded by White people and I'll NEVER have the audacity to speak over White people and condescendingly say what they should do to fix their social problems. The entitlement to do so is so pathologically White savior-ish, it's almost comical.

And it's obvious her questions was rhetorical and that she actually never bothered inquiring Black people about that. Black people didn't wait for a lousy White woman on Tumblr questions to take actions to improve the community... she's not the first nor the last idiot who thought she did something making those backhanded fake concern statement before her white audience.... Does she really think Black people don't actually know there's a violence/parenting problem in our community? like- who does she think she is? 💀

I already made post about White rehashing the false narrative of Blacks being the main attackers of Asians so I'll leave it there 🙃

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See how these White rightoids pretend caring about Asians safety and pushing Black people under the bus for being (anti Asian) racists when they are the one championing hate crimes and are the second biggest Asian murderers (after Asian themselves)? 💀 It's all projection.

Those people LIE. They LIE because they want to shove a narrative. They are obsessed in shifting the blame towards others instead of facing their own violence and wrongdoings. I mean, there's a whole flock of White folks calling "crisis actor" White people being caught doing evil shit ��� They cannot grasp they aren't any morally better than anyone else, so they'll make up excuse to downplay their own evilness.

I think it's pretty rich from missouriangothic to blame the Blacks to make everything about them and derailing discussions to center their own struggle when WHITE PEOPE do that ALL👏🏾THE👏🏾TIME👏🏾

I mean how many times White men constantly move the goalpost to non White men whenever we talk about male violence? as if these non White men.... weren't men themselves??

Remember how White women S E E T H E D about the karen meme and deflected about "aKtcHualLy the MALE consumers are the worst so stop talking about racist White women using their white women tears to call on the police and get Black people into trouble!!!"?

But it's only a problem when Black people do it bc in a typical racist fashion they consider non White communities prioritizing themselves as a personal offense.¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

sorry but Black people asking why the BLM tagged disappeared when StopAsianHate was trending doesn't mean they want to silence Asians or any other tag trending that day. It's a known fact that Tumblr glitches and makes some hot topic disappear from the trending page so it wasn't an outlandish question. But she was too stupid & biased to remotely handle this possibly.

Seeking for more promotion for yourself is different from putting others under your thumb, and it's interesting how she and like minded people think it's the same thing because that's precisely how THEY function. That's why so many White (heterosexual) are mad at the sudden over visibility of minority in medias, because to them, 'others' uplifting themselves is ERASURE. When you come from a place of privilege, equality comes off as oppression. And since this resentfulness is too embarrassing to admit, you'll eventually argue that this privilege didn't even exist to begin with 🙃

Yeah becky, and a bunch of these Black people probably had to deal with racist Asians. But you guys love to act like racism Black/Asian race dynamic was one-sided somehow. The difference with you and your racist squad is that Black & Asians supporting each other don't use those negative experience to brush an entire race as irredeemable. Imagine being so TOXIC that you're foaming at the mouth to witness ppl from community that had their share of mutual grievance eventually come together for a greater good😐 Following her own logic, Black people should be questioned whenever they feel solidary with White people considering the well documented history of racism and oppression (that goes beyond dealing with racist trolls on a blog) from the White 🤔

But, yeah, Black people are the racists angry ones who refuse to assimilate & get over their struggle 🙃

Ah yes, so unquestionably minority classes that there are blue twitter users with "nigger" in their name handle, have the priviliege of having whole website dedicated to revel on dead Black dead bodies, that Black women are exposed to significantly more hate online to the point that freaking AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL is on the case, but yeaaaaa wE cAnt sAy anYtHiNg abOut bLack peOplE 🤪

The data shows Black women were 84 percent more likely than White women to be disproportionately targeted. One in ten tweets mentioning Black women was abusive or problematic, compared to one in 15 for White women. Women of color were 34 percent more likely to be targeted.

I also always said that beside public person & entertainment scene, the trans immunity totem wasn't a thing and that trans people were seen as a very niche and weird community by the average normie. Just the other day I was talking with colleagues about how ridiculous it was for men to ID as women and they all agreed with me. Being "trans critical" is pretty non controversial for regular people. That's far from being that taboo that will get you ostracized from society is you dare say anything bad about them.

And I'd go as far as to say that the anti trans thing can become a bankable grift considering the "no pedo tranny in schools" thing has become a popular meme and a quick way for ANTi grifters to make a place for themselves in the conservatives scene.

NO ONE IS UNQUESTIONABLE in 2023. But those people are hellbent playing the victim, when reality proves them wrong. That's how stupid they are, because none of them seemingly bothered asking for actual evidence for such claims. It's all about their feefees.

I mean, homegirl is complaining about being sIlenCed while she's spouting her nonsense out here. No one is oppressing her, it's just in her head.

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>born to upper class family, made up of bethany and fredrick martin‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ in milford, delware--the couple having separated when eugene was‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ pretty young, freddie never really being apart in the small child's life.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >after the divorce, bethany martin, an inspiring politician, moved ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ to seattle with her kid in tow. due to her work within the community,‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ mostly in anti-conduit organizations, was quickly offered a role in‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ city council. eventually, she became the city's local representative.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >when eugene lashed out at school, when his conduit gene be‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ -came active, augustine offered her a deal: allow them to whisk‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ him off to curdan cay, and they would cover up the ordeal entirely.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ knowing this incident could harm her career, she, of course, agreed.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

>as far as the public knows, eugene was just another helpless victim‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ that'd been killed, not the conduit himself. (though, rumors did still fly.)‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >to this day, bethany still 'mourns' the 'loss' of her child, now using‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ his apparent death as apart of her usual anti-conduit propaganda.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >feeling betrayed, once he escaped curdan cay, now free, he‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ dropped the martin name entirely, deciding on 'eugene sims'.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

>he hasn't decided if he'll ever go public against his mother,‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ considering his preference to stay behind the scenes, but…‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >at the least, he has a new family now, in delsin, and fetch.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

>naturally, he has some lasting scars, both physical and mental, from curdun cay‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ and their experiments, being used as a training tool for other conduits, basically.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >most notably, two circular burn marks sit on either temple, with lightning-esque‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ scars branching out from it. going across his face, and down both sides of his‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ body. this was because of the electrified chair that was often used during long‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ days to continue forcing out his abilities, pushing him further and further.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

>a few other issues developed because of this, such as‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ occasional seizures, memory issues, and a slight stutter.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >his powers are replication-based, shaping hard-light certain‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ objects/entities that’ve been mentally recorded, now re-played.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ such as his angels/demons, wings, swords, etc etc, which are‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ all based off things from heaven’s hellfire, a video game, ofc.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >he can also travel through screens, and make mini replica‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ worlds based off what’s displayed, pulling people into them.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >minorly, he can copy faces and voices from videos, too.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

>his form/body in general can flicker and glitch, he seems‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ almost slightly too animated compared to his surroundings.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

>in the early years of curdun cay, eugene was actually rather close‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ with celia penderghast, or. well, as close as two people could get,‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ in their situation anyway. neighboring cells, slipped notes, etc etc.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >he was heartbroken by her apparent death, and now that he’s‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ aware she’s actually alive, has been trying to track her down.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >delsin gave him one of the paper doves she’d left behind.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

>there's a stray cat that comes and goes from eugene's dominion, a little calico‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ with a bob tail. he's affectionally named them 'hethoenne' or 'hethie', a reference‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ to a character from heaven's hellfire. they usually appear on cold or rainy days,‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ curling up in his lap as he plays games or works on programming/hacking jobs.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

>The Gang(tm) regularly ends up in news coverage and in general‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ the media spot-light quite a bit, helping conduits and what not. eugene‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ ofc, isn't. the biggest fan of this, and tries to step back, allowing delsin‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ and fetch the spotlight. to the point most people aren't even aware what‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ he looks like, outside of his he who dwells form, only used during battles.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >people still ask about him though, a bit curious, so. delsin and fetch,‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ respecting eugene's wishes, have started making up the most random‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ shit about him, see what people actually believe, you know? asdfghjkl‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

>augustine and eugene had… a weird relationship, in augustine's‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ eyes it was almost maternal. she saw it as a necessary evil, it was‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ for their own good, for young conduits like eugene, or celia. teaching‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ them, protecting them, raising them, that's how she saw it, anyway.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ >eugene did see his parts of his actual mother in augustine too,‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ but not in a good way, of course. he was always terrified of her.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

>a random funfact/hc abt gene that isn't rlly important, but i think ‏‏‎ ‎ is kinda funny anyway: the schools gene went to growing up were,‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‏‏‎ ‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ like. rich kid catholic schools, y'know? the really really private ones.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

>ur random mini hc of the day: heaven’s hellfire, aka the game eugene’s rlly into + ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ his powers are based on, is like. a mix of world of warcraft and league of legends.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎

>a silly/mini hc abt eugene: his eyes are sort of? screen-like? they can display‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ different things, basically! some examples being: tv static, usually when using‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ his powers. a blue/crash screen, usually when caught off guard. X’s or swirls‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ when tired, injured, or otherwise dazed. hearts when he’s fanboying about ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ something, etc etc. idk it’s not like… anything important, but i think it’s cute.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

[ask-miscode]

A little about Miscode

The red stripe on his face disappears when he sleeps or rests. Unlike the other Errors using twine, thread, or string Miscode uses yarn! Miscode once had an AU but it glitched so badly it had to delete itself. All the main characters from it have survived but they got split up and are pretty sure everyone they know is dead. Miscode does remember his past. Miscode lives in the Anti-Void like Error Sans. They are actually next door neighbors but they both have not noticed each other yet. Miscode has not learned how to leave the Anti-Void when the ask blog starts. He has not been in the Anti-Void for that long. Miscode's AU actually had no humans in it. There were only monsters and many skeletons still existed. Gaster and his wife are still alive. There was a war and the monsters split into two different groups. The same thing happens with Asriel and Chara are monsters. That means Miscode has never met a human. Miscode only glitches around the face, hands, and the tip of his tail. Miscode to spend the time does tricks with his yarn. He loves to hear the askers because it is something to listen to. Miscode loves animals and really wants a pet. He also loves to see others smile. Miscode can use purple magic, bones, teleportation, gaster blasters, yarn, make any food appear out of nowhere, and can make one way and normal portals. He also has a good amount of HP. Miscode thought white was a bland color after a while and covered his part of the ceiling with purple yarn to spruce up the place. His voice does not glitch and his voice is very quite. Miscode is very kind and loves science. He is not lazy and is actually really productive. He has to be moving some part of his body always and can not sit still. He crashes when he feels extreme emotion or is surprised. He also crashes when his tail is touched. His eyes also change into stars when excited. He likes animals, sweets, being around others, large spaces, and helping others. He hates glitches that destroy AUs (other Sans are exceptions), and his tail being touched. He has claustrophobia (fear of small spaces). He is also scared of the dark. He talks to himself a lot.

[capricioussun]

🌟 Capricious Suns’s Declassified AU+ Survival Guide 🌟

My AUs

Vesselfell - A Papyrus-centric Underfell AU revolving around the curious case of W.D. Gaster’s most successful experiment - The Vessel. Papyrus becomes a vessel for a doorway into the void, which gradually begins causing problems for not just their timeline, but the multiverse as a whole.

There are currently three primary iterations of the main story; Canon, The Good Ending, and The Variable.

Heartfell - A lovecore inspired Underfell AU where the world may not be as lovely as it seems. Exploring many facets of love and it’s perception and how sometimes what we believe is love is actually just trauma.

Orangefell - A semi-skeleton brothers-centric Underfell AU that revolves around how different things may be if the brothers had taken a different path.

Invertedfell - An Underfell AU where the characters personalities (and primary color schemes) are inverted. This is not a swapped AU as the changes are personal to each individual character.

Neonfell - An Underfell AU with slight cyberpunk stylings. After the fallen human and Alphys mysteriously disappear before the human had completed their journey to King Asgore, the underground falls into a state of chaos, eventually breaking apart into two sides - the loyalists and the rebellion. Will they ever learn the truth? Will they ever be free? Or will they drive themselves to extinction before they get the chance?

Demonfell - An Underfell AU where the monsters are all different types of demons. There isn’t much of a plot so much as a world to explore with honestly, I just liked the concept and ran with it, though I may develop a more solid story one day…

Glitchedswap - An Underswap AU that takes place in a “glitched game”. The monsters are mostly unknowingly permanently trapped Underground, and try to make the best of their abysmal circumstances.

Sweetswap - An Underswap AU similar to Heartfell in that it’s aesthetics are shifted, only to more cute, soft, and sweet stylings (cutecore, if you will), while exploring the many pros and cons of a sometimes perhaps too optimistic outlook on life.

Psychictale(fell?) - A Psychonauts inspired AU where Frisk must help the monsters address their inner demons to reach the truth of not just the underground, but the very monsters themselves.

Undersell - Underfell, but with a comedic twist. The underground is a grungy city type place, and everyone’s got an angle. It’s up to Frisk and Flowey to guide them back to a better way of life. (generally more lighthearted in tone)

AUs I have my own interpretation of

Swapfell (Metal) • Fellswap (Glass) • Swapfell (Red) • Mafiafell • Mafiaswap • Horrorfell • Horrorswap • Lovefell (previously Lustfell ) • MafiaLoveFell (previously MafiaLustFell)

AUs I need to work more on

Mafiatale • Horrortale • Outertale • Outerfell • Outerswap

Stories and Ideas

Glasses - Papyrus needs glasses. It really shouldn’t be this complicated.

7S - A monster and a human with good intentions form a plan that leads them on an unexpectedly difficult journey in an attempt to save monsterkind before losing themselves (and each other).

Tales of Divergence - A choose your own adventure type story about a collision within the multiverse that brings four neighboring timelines…together?

My Mother’s Eyes - An Underfell story about a strange accident that leads to Toriel raising Papyrus in the Ruins for most of his life.

Everything Stays - When a malfunction happens at the labs, Sans disappears without a trace. Alphys has to take the news to his family, only to find all that’s left is his kid brother. She doesn’t have much of a choice but to look after this increasingly strange child herself, with the eventual help of Undyne. They become quite the odd little family…but Papyrus never gives up hope of seeing his brother again. He knows it’s just a matter of time…

Asymmetrical - Accidents happen. But how could Gaster have anticipated this..?

A possible “full” Psychonauts Undertale crossover where Raz wakes up in a very very strange place with little memory of how he got there… (may attempt a comic of it some day)

[docheros]

Egoshipmas day 14: stars

pairing: Jameson/Anti (dapperanti)

"[I don't want you to be stuck on me,] he said, turning to face forward again, [I want you to be okay, to be happy…very happy.]"

Word counting: 563

A/N: hehe >:)

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[The stars are beautiful today] The old man sighed, rocking back in his chair, [Reminds me of when we used to sneak around in my grandmother's backyard.]

— Yeah — the other old man chuckled, putting his hand on top of his husband's — do you miss those times, Jamie?

[Just a little bit, Anti.]

Almost complete silence, aside from the creaking of Jameson's old rocking chair and a few cats meowing on the neighbor's roof.

[Anti,] he looked at him smiling, [you know I love you a lot, right? My life was much better with you by my side.]

— I know, Jamie — he wiped away a single tear — I love you a lot too.

[I don't want you to be stuck on me,] he said, turning to face forward again, [I want you to be okay, to be happy…very happy.]

— I, I know, it's just… — he broke into tears, covering his face — it's hard. It's the first time this is happening to me.

[I know, honey] he sighed, [I think Christmas will be colder this year.]

Anti nodded. The creak of the chair and the glitch's occasional sniffles remained the only ambient sound. Eventually, the creak stopped, and the immortal turned his face in panic.

[Bee, I'm still here] he chuckled weakly, holding up a hand.

— I don't think I'm prepared.

[We never are.]

— Yeah…

Silence.

[Honeybee… I want to see you.]

Anti looked at him in anguish and sighed, rising in front of him and transforming into his true form: a green humanoid being with black hands, long claws and some glitches here and there. Jameson smiled.

[You are still as beautiful as the day I met you.]

— You didn't think I was this beautiful that day — He knelt beside him, receiving a stroke on his hair.

[Details aside. It looks like you're my grandson,] Anti laughed.

— Or that I married a rich old man — JJ chuckled too, nodding — can I get a little kiss from my rich old man?

Jameson put a hand on his face, pulling him close and kissing him; a kiss that was sweet like Jameson, but salty like the tears that had run down Anti's face; warm as the glitch's mouth, full of life, but cold as the human's mouth, slowly parting; it remembered the first of many of their kisses, but it would be the last of them all. Anti pushed them away, smiling at his husband.

[So, is it bad to kiss an old man?]

— If the old man in question is you, obviously not.

[Great,] once again he turned to the stars, which looked like several little eyes watching the couple, [honeybee… Thank you. For everything.]

— I should be the one thanking you, Jamie — he kissed his cheek — don't forget to text when you reincarnate.

[Of course… I will…]

Anti remained there, hugging Jameson and with his head resting on his shoulder, holding his hand. He felt when the grip loosened, he saw when his lover's head toppled to the side and when his chest stopped rising and falling. The smile he tried to keep on his face trembled, and his vision became increasingly blurry with the tears that insisted on coming out. He buried his face in his cold shoulder, crying at the emptiness JJ had left in his heart.

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now i need to write a story of anti meeting an encarnation of jameson in the future

also if anyone asks, anti still has his normal story i made, that he was created in 2008 bla bla bla, but instead of marvin bringing jameson to the future, he couldn't do it and instead anti teleported to the past

how? idk :(

tagging: @glass-trash-bab @the-pastel-kitsune @theprinceofflies @unpredictably-ghostly @dapperstein :]

[buckysmischief]

running in the dark - 1

Bucky Barnes x reader

Word Count: 1,291

Warning(s): language, angst from the start but ends on a good note

AN: It you haven’t seen x men first class and/ or don’t know who Alex Summers is & need a face for the character, just google Lucas Till. & if anyone wants to be tagged, there’s 23 spots.

to the permanent tags - if you don’t want to be on the list anymore for any reason at all, message me and let me know. ill be making a post about it in a few days (maybe) but just figured id mention it now lol

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Your attention wasn’t fully on Alex and he could tell, “Where’s your head at?”

“You,” you lied, “and this game.”

“You hate baseball, Yn. Don’t lie.” Alex Summers was a blonde hair blue eyes masterpiece who was sculpted by the gods, too bad their temper wore off on him.

In the hopes of avoiding a public argument, you thought telling the truth would be the safest bet, “My anxiety is just really high, Wanda and Pietro kinda dropped a bomb on me before I left the house and I haven’t processed it. Remember my old neighbor that I was close to, but we fell out of touch? He’s coming back apparently.” For a moment you thought he had dropped it, but no, he’s been wanting to start a fight since you made him late to the game.

“So you’re telling me that you’re thinking of another guy and the irrelevance of his life to yours in the middle of a date that I paid for?” He always knew how to play the victim, and any other night you would have fallen for it, but not tonight. So you ignored him. “Well I’m gonna go, have fun finding a way home.”

You didn’t have to find one, Wanda was always on standby for situations like this - which was reason number four she didn’t like him. The fact that it happened more than once wasn’t information you wanted to share, but after a long session with your therapist you knew that it wouldn’t do well to keep that information to yourself. If Bucky was here it would have been him, which was something else she wanted to talk about but your time would always run out around that point.

The drive to the house from the stadium was short and quiet, but the moment the smell of the ocean began to fill your senses you felt yourself becoming more grounded. Living at the beach was the one condition you had when Wanda suggested you get a place together, which is why she had four houses picked out before she even asked you.

You just wanted to go sit on the roof and watch the waves crash into the sand, but if Pietro’s car parked in the driveway meant anything it was that the three of you were in for one hell of a night.

“Hey there, doll.” Correction, the four of you. “Long time no see.”

“I’m sorry, who are you?” Anger was never an emotion you felt for Bucky before he left, but over time it became the only one you could remember.

Bucky knew you wouldn’t be exactly thrilled to see him, not after cutting all communication, but he didn’t expect that. He expected awkward silence, shifty eye contact, even you going off on him. If he knew you were this mad, pretending not to know him mad, he would have gone about this totally different. “Let’s walk the beach, the moon’s just bright enough to light the way.”

“No.” You wanted to run to him and give him a hug that would make up for the eight years of silence, but when you looked at the man who was standing in your living room… he was a stranger. This Bucky’s hair was shorter and he stood taller, you could spot a few tattoos on his arms and another creeping up the side of his neck, he even had facial hair. If so much had changed on the outside, you weren’t ready to find out how much had changed on the inside, not yet. “You’re a stranger, could be a murder for all I know. Or worse, someone who just up and leaves. Already had that happen once tonight, wouldn’t wanna risk it a second time.”

You ignored everyone and walked up to your room and had every intention of going to bed, but the voices coming from downstairs were too distracting - especially since you couldn’t make out what they were saying. It didn’t help that you longed to have your toes in the sand ever since Bucky mentioned that walk. The last thing you were going to do was show your face downstairs though, so your bedroom window was the only way out.

Once you were safely on solid ground and you could taste the salt in the air it was like you could breathe again. In the last six hours your entire world had turned upside down, again. It always seemed like one thing after another but the last six alone have been a complete joke. Sure, lashing out probably wasn’t the best move but what else were you supposed to do? Pretend everything was okay? Not a chance.

“You know, after all these years it’s comforting to know this is still your happy place.” You didn’t hear him coming, but you figured he’d show up eventually.

“So you’re not a stranger.” he started to smile, figuring you were finally over it and ready to talk, but that wasn’t the case. “You’re a stalker.”

“Can you just drop the attitude for five minutes and look at me? You can be mad at me all you want after that. If you can’t give me five minutes then I’ll leave, but when you’re ready I’ll be at Pietro’s.” He stood behind you for a few more minutes, neither of you speaking a word, before deciding to walk away. Your feet were moving before your brain could even register what was happening, and when Bucky turned around with arms wide open because he knew no matter what you’d never let him walk away from you, you ran even faster.

The two of you just sat in silence for a while, but eventually Bucky’s curiosity got the better of him, “So, who is Alex?”

“Alex Summers, he was a grade ahead of us.”

“You’re dating that asshole?”

“How surprised are you really?” Truth be told, he wasn’t. Of course he hoped that at some point over the years you would stop dating losers and find someone who treated you right, for many years he hoped that guy would be him, but sadly he knew neither of those things would happen.

“You deserve someone who’s going to treat you right, Yn, that’s it.” He meant it. Even if that person was someone else, he meant it. Bucky had tried moving on from you by dating a couple different women but they could never compare to you, especially Natasha. She was so jealous of his friendship with you, even the idea of you, that she had somehow manipulated her way into alienating you from his life. It was something he couldn’t undo, but something he was determined to make right.

“So what about you?” wanting to change the subject as quickly as possible, you asked the first thing that came to mind, “How was the Army?”

“It was fine. Got to travel a bit but I mostly stayed in Texas. How have things been here?”

“They’ve been great.” The lie came out easy, it always did. “Do you wanna head back in? I’m starving.”

He pulled you up from your spot in the sand and as he was carrying you back to the house you realized you weren’t mad at him anymore. You had a glimpse of hope that maybe this was the first step in things finally going back to normal since he left.

“So,” he spoke softly, “we’re good?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, we were never not good.” acting as if you didn’t treat him as a stranger only hours ago.

“I was hoping you grew out of being a brat.” Everyone knew that would never happen.

“Me? A brat? Sergeant Barnes, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

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[inkribbon796]

It’s too Early for This

Summary: For Henrik’s birthday. Henrik has been receiving some gruesome leftovers every morning, and all signs point to Anti.

This is the exchange I made up in my head that inspired this whole fic:

Marvin: (sends fireworks overhead written in Jackie’s name)

Jackie: (misses the display completely)

Marvin: (screams in frustration)

Anti: (leaves dead birds to proclaim his love)

Henrik: I do not have enough coffee in my system to deal wiz zis.

Anti: (sad glitch noises)

Anti was an eccentric but after a couple months you got used to him. Or at least you learned to read his moods.

Unlike Dark or Phantom who would just glare at you and you had five seconds to guess and hope you got it right, Anti was straightforward. When he was bored he stabbed the closest moving object. When he was angry he stabbed the closest thing in general. There was no hesitation, no word play, no brooding in his room because things didn’t go his way.

But Anti had been bothering Henrik a lot, and leaving dead things outside his door. First it was small things like robins and finches. Then it was squirrels, and badgers. One morning Henrik had walked out to see a half-disemboweled nightmare beaver from Hell.

So Henrik usually kept a bin in front of his door so they didn’t have to keep replacing the carpet.

Henrik, exhausted from another late night at the hospital, opened his door and expected to see another rodent but what he saw was a human heart in a bin by the door.

Were this post-coffee, and not at 4 AM, Henrik would have his brain fully working and he would have screamed. Now he just stared at the alarm for a couple seconds. Then he picked it up and brought it with him into the kitchen. Jackie was half asleep at the table, looking like death walking, and he hugged his coffee to him as if it was going to save his life.

Seán was in a pair of sweats, and made a double take at the bin, “Shite! Anti again?”

Henrik set it down on top of the trash, immediately going for the coffee. “Ya.”

“Yah want me ta do somethin’ ‘bout him?” Jackieboy Man asked in concern.

“If ze glitch continues to send body parts, zen yes,” Henrik dismissed. “I am not a’vake enough for zis.”

“I feel yah,” Jackie agreed as a tremendous lightning storm hit right over their home, making everyone jump. The lightning hit Seán’s tinnitus particularly hard and spread to the rest of the Septics.

Seán was drinking his coffee, took one look at the heart and the rain again, “Night fookers!”

“It is 4 AM,” Henrik asked.

“Yeah, night,” Seán agreed.

Jackie looked outside and groaned. What he saw was Marvin and Anti were standing close to the street, Anti looking up at the sky and Marvin glaring at Anti. What Marvin had been planning on doing was summoning a huge display of lights for Jackie when the superhero walked out but at the last minute he was distracted by Anti and had messed up the spell, causing a storm instead.

And Marv wonders why our neighbors hate us, Jackie thought dryly.

“Yah fookin’ gopher shite,” Marvin spat at Anti, now thoroughly drenched to the bone.

“Ehh, yah should’a paid attention, maybe next time lover boy,” Anti chuckled.

“Oh like yeh can do any better,” Marvin spat back. “How’s ‘bout I fook over yer attempts ta fook Henrik.”

“Nah, Hein loves my gifts,” Anti reported proudly.

“Anti I s’vear,” Henrik had finally noticed that Anti was standing outside. “If you send me un more organ I vill feed you your own zrough a tube!”

The German doctor slammed the window and Anti had a heartbroken but love struck look on his face.

“Come on, Hein!” Anti groaned. “You can’t threaten me like that an’ not expect me ta fall in love with yah!”

“Smooth,” Marvin started trudging back inside, “real smooth. But, yah know better luck next time lover boy.”

“Shut it fore I kill yah, I sent him a heart, humans love those,” Anti grumbled, following the magician.

“Hey dipshite, yah know humans don’t send real hearts to someone, right?” Marvin reminded.

“What, that’s absurd,” Anti huffed. “What’s the point ‘a givin’ someone a heart if yah can’t hunt it down yer self?”

“We’re human, dumbass,” Marvin spat and once at the door he tried to shake off as much water as possible before heading inside. “Try gettin’ him some flowers or candy, Henrik loves caramel.”

Then he ran inside at a dead sprint to the bathroom to avoid getting as much water on the floor as possible. He failed, Chase noticed and got more than a bit pissed at him.

Anti for his part was just staring, missing Henrik walking out the door until it was too late.

So Anti decided that instead of demon tactics of blood sport and death threats weren’t working he’d try a more human approach, if Henrik wanted flowers and caramel, he’d get it for him.

Henrik day went from annoying to aggravating. He came to work to see Iplier tired but trying to stop himself from cackling. When Henrik looked at his desk it was covered in weeds, houseplants, and dirt. It was covering his desk. Whenever he cleaned up there was always more dirt and flowers. Then around midday he saw a clump of melted caramel just sitting on his desk, speckled with the dirt that Henrik hadn’t completely been able to clean up.

He knew to blame Anti, the glitch demon had been leaving him dead animals for ages, of course he’d dropped melted candy and weeds on his desk.

All day it was non-stop but he never came in time to catch Anti and yelled at him. This resulted in Henrik having a worsening mood all day and going home with death in his eyes. The first person he saw was Marvin who was sleeping on the couch.

“Marvin!” Henrik shouted in fury.

“Didn’t do it!” Marvin’s startled awake.

“Vere is Anti,” Henrik hissed.

“Don’t know, haven’t seen him,” Marvin told him, looking like he was about to fall asleep. “Last I heard he was getting flowers.”

“He put shit on my desk all day und I am going to kill him,” Henrik reported.

“Shit, he’s that bad a flirt?” Marvin grumbled, still half-asleep.

Henrik was so surprised by that statement it jolted him out of his anger a bit, he was still pissed as hell but now he was only slightly less pissed. “What?”

“Ahh, shite, yah didn’t hear nothin’ from me,” Marvin told him, suddenly very awake and scrambling away. “Gonna bug Jackie.”

The magician bolted out the house like he’d been set on fire, leaving Henrik alone with his slowly cooling anger.

The German doctor found Anti throwing his knives at the wall, trying to hit a picture of Seán and Dark’s faces.

“Anti,” Henrik warned.

Anti froze before he could toss another knife, staring at Henrik in surprise, “Sup Hein, you got an invitation.”

“Vhy did you melt caramel und pour dirt all over my desk?” Henrik asked.

“Maybe ‘cause I wanted to,” Anti evaded heatedly.

“Vhy did you put dirt on my desk?” Henrik asked.

“I couldn’t shake ‘em off the plants,” Anti tossed the knife at his dartboard.

“Did you give me flo’vers?” Henrik asked.

“Don’t be stupid, demons don’t give anyone flowers,” Anti denied, getting up to grab his knives again and started throwing them at the board at the other side of the wall that had all the other Septic’s pictures on it, including Henrik’s. Henrik’s picture was also the first one to get a knife thrown through it,

“Are you trying to flirt vit me? Henrik asked, almost certain Anti wasn’t.

But Anti paused and looked over at Henrik, “Is it workin’?”

Henrik took a second or two, deciding if even entertaining the idea of dating Anti was a good idea. He was a killer and more than a bit erratic. “No, I assume ze organs vere also an attempt at flirting.”

“Did yah like ‘em?” Anti asked in excitement.

That excitement was a bit of a surprise to Henrik, and a reminder that he was a demon. “No, ze organs vere vet und kald. Zey also dropped blood all over ze floor, however ze zought vas nice if you vere not attempting to kill me.”

“Where’s the fun in that?” Anti grinned. “Besides, you threaten me so amazingly.”

“You like ven I z’reaten you?” Henrik asked.

“Course I do,” Anti grinned, inches away from Henrik in his typical flagrancy of Henrik’s personal space. “Yer so fookin’ descriptive.”

“Vell, maybe I can keep z’reatening you if you stop leaving ze animals, und perhaps,” Henrik offered “help me to start my day. I certainly vould not mind help wiz my coffee.”

Anti looked a little hopeful, “Black?”

“Two sugars,” Henrik answered. “No blood or organs.”

“No promises,” Anti smiled and glitched out of existence. Henrik left Anti’s room and relaxed for the rest of the day. He always felt like he was being watched but Anti didn’t show face.

However in the morning when Henrik opened his door, instead of seeing a dead animal or another organ, he saw a warm cup of coffee in his favorite mug in the container. Henrik smiled as he picked it up. He noticed that there were two sugar cubes that looked like human organs, one was a pair of lungs and another was a heart. It was almost too realistic but they crumbled like sugar and tasted like sugar so best bet was that they were sugar.

Henrik lifted the mug to his lips and went back into his room to change into his scrubs.

[dawdlingsleeper]

Some Criminal and anti-hero Object Ocs

Glitchy- stole a bunch of jewelries over the 3 and a half years, their ability to glitch out nearby technologies helps them to not get caught. Too bad she used the same tactics and got caught.

Cuppu- due to his personality disorder he is not able to remember what his other self[s] did.

Billy[2 dollar bill]- his mission wasn't quite a success, since he was a new to the hitman job. All his skills are good except speed.

Chop-Chop[chopsticks]- the right one destroyed a famous artwork so she could be separated from her sister, the left one took her sister's blame saying she was the one who told her to destroy it, since she thought her sister accidentally knocked it over.

Ananas Comosus[pineapple]- she's a cannibal, what more can I say, other than killing her own family because she couldn't control herself.

The guy with 5 names- he didn't pay up for the drinks he ordered so......

Example[the black circle]- mistaken as a cult leader on his birthday party, the police did some background checks, and his mom and dad used to be cult leaders.

Planty- they called the police about founding their neighbors dead body on their doorsteps. In the midway of the call, they started laughing uncontrollable, since it's the cause of the pseudobulbar illness.

Grave Stone- neglected as a child, and taken in by a mafia family. Grave Stone isn't her real name, it's just a code name she goes by.

Broccoli- being the most hated in the village, kicked out of the village, watching his family burn to death while being in disguise, he wants nothing more than getting revenge.

Thresh[danish cream cheese pastry]- robbed a ton of banks, his main goal is to make wealth disappear.