#anti edward/esme

[camilla-mikaelson]

Anyone else just miss their DR babies? Like I have a six-month-old in my Twilight DR and I miss him terribly right now.

[nightingale2004]

Twilight next generation: Bella x Edward version

Elizabeth Rosaleise Swan Cullen

Faceclaim: Katie Douglas

Oldest daughter of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan and the firstborn triplet

Elizabeth is a vampire human hybrid, otherwise known as a Dhampir in her family

She looks more like her mother with a bit of her father

Elizabeth prefers to be called Liz, Lizzy, Elly, or Eliza for shirt

Like most of her family, she is gifted and she has the ability of mind control

Elizabeth and her siblings were born in Forks Washington, but as soon as they were born, her family immediately packed up and made their way straight to Alaska with the help of Jacob and his pack

Liz has a love for dancing, and her family comes all to her dance shows. Her favorite is ballet, the waltz, and also playing "Just Dance"

Has more control over her thirst for blood than her siblings

She's not really close with her parents but feels more close with the rest of her family.

She always wanted to meet her mom's parents. After they moved back to Forks, she developed a very great relationship with her grandfather Charlie Swan and his new wife, Sue Clearwater

Feels closer with her aunt Rosalie and her Uncle Emmett.

She always challenges her uncle Emmett to a dance off (which she always wins)

Loves her sister Renesmee

She is a bookworm like her dad and also has a major collection of music records

Loves her family very much

She often dances in private to let off a little steam or when she needs to clear her head

Has a great sense of fashion (thanks to her aunt Alice)

She's a loner like her dad and prefers her solitude, but there are times when she loves the comfort of her family

Is also a lover of yoga

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E.J (Edward Jr.) Masen Swan Cullen

Faceclaim: Timothée Chalamet

E.J. is the second born triplet and firstborn son of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen and Isabella Marie Swan

Like his sisters, he is also a Dhampir

He is called Eddie, Ed, mini Ed, or mini Edward by his family (mostly by his uncle Emmett)

He has a gift as well, which is telekinesis (moving things with his mind)

When E.J. shared his mother's womb with his sisters, the three of them could communicate with each other through their minds

E.J. and his sister's still have psychic conversations with each other in case they don't want their parents hearing them

E.J. takes after his father in appearance but has his mother's awkward introverted personality

E.J. is an artistic soul and loves painting, drawing and sketching.

He is a big loner.

Prefers silence but loves hearing his younger sister Nessie play piano

Loves playing chess with Edward

He often sketches his family or anything he sees

Loves training with his uncle Jasper

He is a little gentleman and modern feminist

A big bookworm

He is Esme's favorite (don't tell anyone🤫)

He is closer with his dad and often seeks him out for advice along with his uncle Jasper and Grandfather Carlisle

He is a baseball champion and one of the fastest runners in the Cullen clan

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Renesmee Carlie Swan Cullen

Faceclaim: Mackenzie Foy

Renesmee is the youngest child of Edward and Bella Cullen and the third triplet out of her siblings

She is a mommy's girl

Takes after both her parents but has her father's beauty in Bella's opinion

Also a Dhampir

Unlike her older siblings, she is actually very social and loves interacting with her family and making new friends

She loves playing piano and is a piano protege

She is very close with almost all her family

She is called Nessie, Ren, Nes and Beautiful by her family

She and her siblings grew up in Alaska, but when the triplets became teens, Bella wanted to go back to Forks and managed to convince everyone to join her

Renesmee has a bit of difficulty controlling her thirst and can sometimes go into a spiral, which is a risk to her family.

When Ness and her family moved to Forks, it wasn't an easy adjustment, but they soon grew comfortable. At least until the wolf shifter and Volturi drama happened.

Renesmee writes her own music and original pieces. She also plays music for Lizzie to dance to.

She hates seeing her family argue with each other or see her parents fight

Her gift is shield penetration and thought transmission. She can also have psychic conversations.

Renesmee tries to see the bright side of things and tries to make everyone happy.

(Before anyone asks: No! JACOB DOES NOT IMPRINT ON RENESMEE IN THIS UNIVERSE AND I REFUSE TO MAKE IT CANON!!!)

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

what if renee was the one carlisle turned after edward and esme was bella's divorced-and-recently-remarried mom?

Well, the thing is, you say that like any of these things would happen or we'd get to canon.

(As a side note, I love it when you guys do this. You assume you can switch things around and we'll totally end up exactly where canon was with no changes, right? Totally.)

But let's start with the Cullen side.

Carlisle Turns Renee

Edward's horrified. He considers Renee to be a self-centered monster (note that Edward approved of Renee in canon but... only really in her relation to Bella and that she brought Bella into this world. He considered her to be a very selfish person based on what Bella told him and her thoughts).

She gets the Rosalie treatment tenfold.

I imagine this drives Edward out the door sooner and... likely means he doesn't come back as now instead of Esme and Carlisle (whom he adores) he'll have to deal with Renee and be unable to get Carlisle to get rid of her.

Edward considers eating people he finds to be morally repugnant while despising himself.

As a result, Carlisle may or may not turn the rest of the Cullens and if he does they may or may not go to Forks. If they do, then Edward's not there to have his romance with Bella Swan.

Esme is Bella's Mother

Unclear if Esme and Charlie would have gotten divorced. The Renee and Charlie situation sounded like a complete mess all around, one where they never should have gotten married, and maybe that happens with Esme and Charlie but...

The thing is that Esme in canon does everything for her child and she has the best chance of supporting them if she stays with Charlie who has a stable job and cares for his daughter. She left in canon because her husband was abusive and would put her and her child in danger.

More, Bella would be a completely different person growing up without Renee. Bella's character is greatly informed by growing up with her mother and feeling she had to be her own parent.

Bella with Esme, even if Esme remains married to Charlie, has a very strong and supportive mother figure. Bella may still have her self-esteem issues, may still have her issues with her parents, but probably not to the same degree as she did in canon and probably not the same longing for the Cullens who she sees as the perfect family unit.

She'd probably still be attracted to Edward and have her fling, as he's a very hot boy who notices her, but we'd see a lot more concern on Esme's end and a lot more devastation from Bella on having to leave both parents behind (and assuring herself they can totally email, totally)

[fangsbaby]

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄

𝗵𝗲𝘆! 𝖲𝗈, 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖫𝗎𝖼𝖺, 𝖨'𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴

𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗂𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗆𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖨'𝗏𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍

𝗂𝗍. 𝖨'𝖽 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝖿𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖾

𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝖿𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗍𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿, 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇

𝗂𝖿 𝖨 '𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵' 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗇𝗈𝗐. 𝖨𝗍 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾

𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗒'𝖺𝗅𝗅. 𝖨𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎, 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗅𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗇/𝗅𝖺𝖽𝗒,

𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗆𝗎𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖾, 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖨 𝖽𝗋𝗈𝗉 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾

𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖺, 𝗈𝖿 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾.

𝟎𝟎 - 𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙧; 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 (𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗆𝗒 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖺).

𝟎𝟎𝟏 - 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 / 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨; 𝖫𝗎𝖼𝖺, 𝖫𝗎𝖺𝗇.

𝟎𝟎𝟐 - 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙧𝙚; 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦.

𝟎𝟎𝟑 - 𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮; 𝖠𝗋𝗀𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗇. (for everyone

to have a clue that english is not my

first language).

𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾 𝖨 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖺𝖽𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍,

𝖺𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝖽𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗒𝗉𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗈𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗇.

𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝖨 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗎𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗒𝗉𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌

𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍. 𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗄 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀!

[starr-angelofnarnia]

Literally always wondered about this. The "police" of the vampire world massacre tourists every day, but the Cullens living amongst humans are the ones who are going to expose their kind? Um okay.

Tuscan police when a third of global disappearances is linked to tourists in Volterra:

[loveswrites]

Hi!🫶🏻

How are you? You haven't written in a long time. Btw, i really like your fics.

I was wondering if you could maybe write a poly!cullen x reader fic?

If you don't like it, you don't have to, of course🫶🏻

So I'm Tasty? Poly Cullens X Reader

Time it took me: 1 hour

Word count: 624 words

To Anon: Hey love! I'm doing lovely! Thank you for read my writing! I love when you guys tell me how much you like what I create! I wrote this one just for you. It might be a little short but I heard you guys miss me?

Love <3

“I’m better when I’m with you.” Jasper said, holding your hand as the two of you strolled through the woods. Well the eight of you. You and Jasper just separated yourselves from the group a little. 

“What do you mean?” You questioned looking up at him.

You were the one that had suggested that you guys go for a walk. You were feeling stuck in cluttered sitting inside of your own house all day. You much more preferred sitting in the Cullen's house rather than your own. 

“My thirst for human blood is easier to tame when I’m with you.” Jasper said, keeping his eyes front as you stepped on the wet wooded area.

“So what you're saying is I don’t smell good enough? I’m not intoxicating? I’m offended.” You pouted, crossing your arms. Hearing laughter next to you and a few laughs and snickers behind you made you turn around stopping in your tracks. 

“And why are you laughing?” You yelled slightly offended.

“You feel the same-” 

“Yes.” You were cut off as you continued.

“You think I wouldn't taste good!” You said pointing to each individual Cullen who each had a slight smile on their face. Their golden eyes look at you with so much amusement. 

“I actually think the opposite.” Emmett said, raising his hand.

“Me too, You humble our desire for you a little too much sweetheart.” Esme said, also raising her hand causing Carlisle to laugh a little.

“You were the first human in a long time. I didn't think I would be able to resist.” Rose said, raising her hand as well.

“You think this type of resistance is just here and easy?” Alice said, holding her hand high. 

“Though I would never ‘eat’ you, I’ve seen it.” She smiled. You shook your head as you smiled Alice always uses her powers to see a little further into the future to calm your nerves rather it’s because of a test or if a plane was going to blow up tomorrow. 

“You already know how I feel.” Edward said, raising his hand with a slight smirk on his face.

“I think what we meant was we also feel the same as in your presence. Your presence is so calming and relaxing to us that the urge to ‘Eat you’ As you say is buried deep inside.” Carlisle said, smiling at you. It’s like his Golden eyes shimmered every time you looked at him.

“But trust me it’s still there.” Jasper added, making you laugh immediately. Because as much as he loves you and you knew that for a fact. There are still some times when you can’t be around Jasper Because he hasn’t eaten for a few days.  

The rest of the Cullens nod in agreement to Jasper's words.

“So I am Tasty?” You questioned just wanting to confirm.

“Yes darling. Now let’s go.” Jasper said, throwing his arm around your waist guiding you to start back walking. The sun was creeping back down and with Vampires or not you never liked to just sit in the woods at night. 

“So hypothetically if I were to bake a cherry pie with just a little bit of blood you think you guys would notice?” You questioned walking with Jasper.

“Don’t do that.” 

“A cherry pie sounds good actually.”

“Immediately.”

“That doesn’t look like a good decision, please don’t make that.”

“I don’t think it counts as biting a human right?”

“That would break my no blood streak sadly.”

“You guys are no fun.” You pouted still thinking about it.

“Don’t make it!” Alice yelled.

“Why not!” You yelled back starting a bickering war all the way to the Cullens house.

 Something you loved to do with your anti blood lovers.

[flippinpancakes64]

Could you do The Cullens x Reader! Who is just a very happy and cheerful person, pretty small, and then they just get sad or teary eyed when someone calls them childish, what would be their reaction?

The Cullens with a very happy but sensitive reader

I can definitely relate to the sensitive part, but I am rather large so we'll see how good I am at portraying that

Thank you for requesting and I hope you enjoy

Edward:

He doesn’t mind that you’re smaller than him

He actually kinda likes it

And he loves your personality

It’s so bright and nice

It’s a good change of pace to hear kind and clear thoughts as opposed to mean and rude ones

Now as far as when he hears people insulting you

He doesn’t let that shit fly

Especially when you come up to him later with tears in your eyes

He is anti-bully and pro-you

He will knock a bitch out

And he does his best to reassure you that he loves you for you and that he never wants you to change ever

Alice:

All things considered, you are like her clone

Small, cheerful, peppy

Only difference is that what other people say still gets to you

Granted, she’s had over 100 years to become desensitized

But she knows the feeling

Those people calling you childish have called her that too

She tells them to back off and watch themselves

As for you, she never wants you to change

You are so vibrant and lively and fun

And if those people ever got to you and you felt that you needed to try to change yourself, she shuts that down instantly

No changing yourself to fit into society for her

One order of being your own person please

Jasper:

He loves your personality so much

It’s canon that he tends to gravitate towards people who have a positive mind because it makes him feel better

And what better person than sunlight embodied

But when you come to the lunch table one day and you look like you’re about to cry, he is ready to fight

He doesn’t actually fight tho

He knows he won’t be able to hold back and he will end up killing someone

He loves you, but not enough to blow their whole cover and to reset all of his progress

He reassures you that he doesn’t think you’re childish

If anything, everybody else is just miserable

Rosalie:

Grumpy and sunshine relationship dynamic?

She likes to give you a hard time sometimes, pretending to be annoyed at how energetic you are

But in reality she loves it

She’s so used to Edward being miserable and everyone at school being miserable that she loves your personality

And she does fight someone

When you come over after school and look like you’re about to cry, she instantly takes her earrings out

She finds whoever said it and beats their ass

She will not let anyone upset you like that ever again

Emmett:

Your personality is a nice change from Rosalie’s

Not that he would admit that

But it’s nice to have someone who actually acts happy all the time

You’re his little ray of sunshine and he loves you

And when you come up to him about to cry, he gets ready to kill someone

And then he actually does

The guy deserved it idk

They can’t trace it back to him so it’s all ok

He reassures you as much as you need that he loves you and that he never wants you to change

Esme:

Another ray of sunshine

She’s so inviting and kind, you two match each other perfectly

Only she’s never really had to deal with anyone calling her childish

She’s of course had the random soccer mom asking her if she’s really qualified to be caring for a bunch of teenagers, but that’s it

So when you come home crying, she’s not too sure of what to do

She does her best to comfort you

Cue your favorite food, movie, and blanket

She spends the whole night cuddling with you and telling you that you are perfect exactly as you are

Carlisle:

He appreciates a nice, positive person

He deals with a lot of rude people at work, so it’s good to unwind

He has never once thought of you as childish in any way

One day you’re visiting him in the clinic and a random man says that you’re far too childish to be dating the doctor

He’s shocked

And you’re upset

He takes you back to his office to calm down and pages the secretary to kick that guy out

Reassures you that you are not childish and that he never wants you to change

Vampire! Bella:

She’s been around sunshine people for a long time

Her mom, Alice, Esme, and Edward when he gets what he wants

So your presence is nothing new

But she appreciates it nonetheless

She loves how you can find the good in everything

It balances out her bleak mindset

So when she sees someone insult you, she’s irate

She goes over to them and like stomps on their foot or something

And then tells them to never even look at you again

Ultimate bodyguard

[great-kung-lao]

Thinking back to it, my Tumblr blog was always a shipping blog. I started it in the first place to defend NaruHina and IchiHime while Naruto and Bleach shipping wars were on-going. I wrote whole essays, debunked statements from antis, etc.

So I think it will be fair to make a post listing ships that can be expected here in order to safe some people their time following me or not.

Top 4 - the OTPs that define me and my taste. My constant. My everything.

Kiryu Kazuma and Sayama Kaoru (Like a Dragon/Yakuza)

Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuga Hinata (Naruto)

Kurosaki Ichigo and Inoue Orihime (Bleach)

Clark Kent and Lois Lane (DC Comics)

Everything from here on will be divided into categories (franchise, form of media or literature, etc).

DC Universe:

Dick Grayson and Barbada Gordon.

Hal Jordan and Carol Ferris.

Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle.

Arthur Curry and Mera.

Oliver Queen and Dinah Laurel Lance.

Diana Prince and Steve Trevor.

Barry Allen and Irist West.

Wally West and Linda Park.

Carter Hall and Shiera Sanders.

Marvel Universe:

Reed Richards and Susan Storm.

Peter Parker and Mary Jane-Watson.

Bruce Banner and Betty Ross.

Scott Summers and Jean Grey.

Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff.

Peter Quill and Gamora.

Matt Murdock and Elektra Natchios.

Luke Cage and Jessica Jones.

Remy LeBeau and Anna Marie.

Blackagar Boltagon and Medusalith Amaquelin.

Final Fantasy:

Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockhart.

Clive Rosfield and Jill Warrick.

Zack Fair and Aeris Gainsborough.

Noctis Lucis Caelum and Lunafreya Nox Fleuret.

Tidus and Yuna.

Snow Villiers and Serah Farron.

Squall Leonhart and Rinoa Heartilly.

Resident Evil:

Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine.

Jake Muller and Sherry Birkin.

Leon Scott Kennedy and Claire Redfield.

Fighting games:

Liu Kang and Kitana.

Sol Badguy and Jack-O.

Ragna the Bloodedge and Rachel Alucard.

Ryu and Chun-Li.

Kazama Jin and Ling Xiaoyu.

Andy Bogard and Shiranui Mai.

Ryu Hayabusa and Kasumi.

Lars Alexandersson and Alisa Bosconovitch.

Terry Bogard and Mary Blue.

Sakazaki Ryo and King.

Ky Kiske and Dizzy.

Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade.

Mito Anji and Baiken.

Bi-Han and Sareena.

Takahashi Takeda and Jacqui Briggs.

Mishima Kazuya and Kazama Jun.

Hasashi Hanzo and Hasashi Harumi.

Raiden and Sindel.

Siegfried Schützen and Sophitia Alexandra.

Guy and Rose.

Yuki Akira and Umenokouji Aoi.

Books:

Harry Potter and Hermione Granger.

Aragorn and Arwen.

Jason Grace and Piper Mclean.

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase.

Frank Zhang and Hazel Levesque.

Magnus Chase and Alex Fierro.

Carter Kane and Zia Rashid.

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.

Carlisle Cullen and Esme Cullen.

Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale.

Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen.

Matthew Clairmont and Diana Bishop.

Will Parry and Lyra Belacqua.

Beren and Luthien.

Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks.

Mo Qing and Lu Zhao Yao.

Chang Yi and Ji Yun He.

TV shows:

Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter.

Angus MacGyver and Riley Davis.

Carly Shay and Freddie Benson.

Sabrina Spellman and Harvey Kinkle.

John Dorian and Elliot Reed.

Chandler Bing and Monica Geller.

Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly.

Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate.

Movies/Animation:

Neo and Trinity.

Richard O'Connell and Evelyn Carnahan.

Aladin and Jasmine.

Anime/Manga:

Asagaki Tougo and Arvoln Yihdra.

Okazaki Tomoya and Furukawa Nagisa.

Stark and Fern.

Himmel and Frieren.

Jinshi and Maomao.

Eren and Mikasa.

THIS LIST WILL BE UPDATING CAUSE I HAVE SO MANY TO LIST STILL!!!

Loid and Yor.

Elmir Claude Jeanne and Dautriche Aileen Lauren.

Sasakura Ryuu and Kurushima Miwa.

Saitou and Raelza.

Guts and Casca.

Spike Spiegel and Faye Valentine.

Takakura Ken and Ayase Momo.

Gentouga Keitarou and Houzuki Eiko.

Linden de Romanoff and Elise de Clorance.

Kitahama Eiji and Nanakura Rin.

Adonis and Doroka.

Helck and Vermilio.

Oreki Houtarou and Chitanda Eru.

Fukube Satoshi and Ibara Mayaka.

Gabimaru and Yui.

Hibino Kafka and Ashiro Mina.

Kamonohashi Ron and Amamiya.

Wynknight Noah and Raeliana McMillan.

Miller Shun and Mimori Byakuya.

Oohara Takuya and Honjouji Rika.

Nakami Ganta and Magari Isaki.

Tadano Hitohito and Komi Shouko.

Allen Crawford and Charlotte Evans.

Himuro and Fuyutsuki.

Shiraishi Junta and Kubo Nagisa.

Arnold Hein and Rishe Irmgard Weitzner.

Volfred Scalfarotto and Dahliya Rosetti.

Johan and Phanora Kristoffel.

Ashaf and Guideau.

Veltol Velvet Velsvalt and Machina Solege.

Kunato Hyouma and Nagatsuki Botan.

Kraft Lawrence and Holo.

Kaina and Ririha.

Akutsu Masatora and Amane Lily.

Kuga Ichirou and Goshiki Shiroi.

Fujimiya Amane and Shina Mahiru.

Miyama Kirishima and Somei Yoshino.

Himura Kenshin and Kamiya Kaoru.

Senya and Tsukiko.

Hyoudou Shinsuke and Shakuyaku.

Rick Gladiatol and Reanette Elfelt.

Sakuraba Ittoki and Kousetsu.

Lawrence and Cecilia.

Kobato Jougorou and Osani Yuki.

Gojou Wakana and Kitagawa Marin.

Shall Fen Shall and Ann Halford.

Komura Kaede and Mie Ai.

Munakata Souta and Iwato Suzume.

Kamina and Littner Yoko.

Simon and Nia Teppelin.

Kubota Junichirou and Aizawa Tomo.

Vash The Stampede and Meryl Stryfe.

Andy and Izumo Fuuko.

Oscar Lyeth Increatos Loz Farsas and Tinasha.

Sakurai Shinichi and Uzaki Hana.

Kudou Kiyoka and Saimori Miyo.

Asano Taiyou and Yozakura Mutsumi.

[camilla-mikaelson]

My Twilight DR!

PLS NOTE I'M STILL WORKING ON IT BUT THIS IS ALL I HAVE SO FAR!!

My Name: Sophie Swan.

Age: 18.

Species: Human to Siren.

Birthday: December 15th, 1986.

Skills / Hobbies: Baking, and Danicng.

Family:

The Swan's: My Adoptive Family.

I’m the older adoptive sister of Bella Swan. I was about two months old when Charlie and Renee adopted me. It was a very normal-ish childhood.

I've always had a necklace with me since I was a baby. It's a silver chain with a pink amethyst. I always thought Renee or Charlie had given me it. (But eventually I find out that it's from my birth mother. She had a witch spell it to keep my mermaid side from coming out.)

Although Renee doesn’t really like me cause she always wanted to have a boy and a girl but instead got stuck with two girls. She also didn't like that I was 17 when I had Jaxson. He's about six-months-old from where I'm shifting.

I’ve always been way closer to Charlie to be honest. I always wanted to live with Charlie but Renee insisted I stay with Bella.

But unlike Bella I visited Charlie every single summer up until we move to Forks.

Me and Bella have a love hate relationship. We're complete polar opposites which makes it hard for us to bond over quite literally anything. Plus I think she's been told things from Renee making her kinda resent me.

It doesn't help that the Cullens automatically click with me unlike they did with her.

The Quinnell's: My Biological Family.

My biological sister is actually one of the Cullens. Her names Iris Cullen she’s the youngest Cullen as she was only turned a couple years before I moved to forks and was taken in by the Cullens. She’s Emmett’s Mate.

I don't find out she's my sister until about half way through the school year. I only find out after I found out their vampires. I think it's a lot of shock to me.

I don't believe them at first. Not about the Vampire part but the sibling part.

But eventually I accept it and me and Iris become extremely close. Thankfully Jaxson got attached to her too fairly quickly.

Me and Iris don't go hunting for our parents until after the "battle". But when we do everyone's in full support in it. We end up finding out that our mother is Queen of the Sea named Aurora Hart-Quinnell. While our dad is a Vampire named Oliver Quinnell.

Aurora Hart is the queen of the sea. She is a mermaid queen who lives on the land. She goes back and forth between the kingdom and the house she lives on land.

While Oliver Quinnell is the Prince of Vampires. (Way before the Volturi became a thing.) He ruled for many many years before the Volturi overpowered him forcing him to step down. The Volturi took over because they found out about the affair between Oliver and Aurora.

Once the Volturi took over they made it their mission to try to destroy the mermaid kingdom. That's all happening as Aurora finds out she's pregnant with Twins.

That's the reason they had put us up for adoption because there was a war brewing between the two kingdoms/species. They thought we'd have the best luck at life far away from them and the kingdoms.

They also knew we'd find them eventually when the time was right. Thankfully we did. After the war our parents ended up getting married and they we're slowly trying to combine the two kingdoms.

My S/O:

My S/O or in this case my mate in my DR is Pansy Cullen.

Me and her meet on my first day at Forks and even though she was hesitant me and her instantly clicked becoming friends.

Eventually after a few days I introduce her to Jaxson and she instantly falls in love with him. And then by October me and Pansy we're together.

I found out she's a vampire around mid September. At first I didn't know how to feel but eventually I knew that if she wanted to hurt me she had plenty of chances to do so before and she didn't.

Unlike Edward and Bella me and Pansy don't break up one time once we get together. That was because I got turned into a vampire before they went to Alaska so me and Jaxson got to go to Alaska with them. (Yes we ditched Bella.)

Alaska was amazing though we had a lot of firsts with Jaxson. He got to see his first snow. And got to help put the tree up.

Carlisle and Esme had given me and Pansy an ornament with me, her, and Jaxson together with the year 2005 a crossed it.

We eventually get marries but I never like scripting proposals or anything like that because I like letting that part happen by itself. (But I might script it I don’t know yet if I do I’ll make a post about it!)

Species in my DR:

There's six main species in my DR not including Humans.

Vampires:

They don’t shine or burn in the sun. (The suns just very uncomfortable.)

They can sleep.

Their hair grows.

They can eat human food.

They stay a live as long as they have some type of blood. (Rather that be animal or human.)

In order to turn into a vampire you have to be injected with venom from one.

Steak to the heart is the only way to kill them!

They can heal humans with their blood but most of the time they don’t. Vampire blood can give a human temporary vampire abilities. Also having to much vampire blood can make them trip out making it seem like their drunk.

They’re not marble they’re skin is as normal as a humans just slightly paler.

They can compel humans.

They have fangs but they only show when they feed.

Werewolfs:

Becoming a werewolf is mainly hereditary but in some cases it's caused by a curse.

They can turn whenever they want.

They have a peace treaty with just about every species besides human because humans don't know they exist. (Yet.)

They can be really powerful and closed off to others.

They're extremely warm.

Mermaids:

There's two different types. One type chooses to live solely in the ocean. Where as the second type goes back and forth.

They can all go on land whenever they please though!

Their hair grows rarely quickly.

They can eat human food.

They stay a live as long as they have some type of blood. (Rather that be animal or human.).

Being a Mermaid is only hereditary.

Unlike most theories they're immortality.

Only a witch could actually fully kill them. Unless the king/queen kills them! So basically they can only die by the king/queen or the witches.

Most Mermaids and witches are best friends.

Sirens:

Sirens are hybrids. They're half Vampire Half Mermaid.

They can stay either on land or in the ocean.

Sirens are only born! They are not made. But they only show their vampire side if they were to get bit. (It's kinda confusing but think of how Tyler Lockwood from The Vampire Diaries only triggered his werewolf genes if he killed someone. Basically the same thing but instead of killing to trigger it you have to be bitten.)

They're very rare as Mermaids and Vampires don't really ever cross paths.

They stay alive as long as they have some type of blood. (Rather that be animal or human.) And they go into the water for a couples days each week.

They only way to not show a mermaid side is to have a witch make a certain necklace stopping the transformation from happening.

The transformation can hurt at first but sometimes it doesn't

Steak to the heart is the only way to kill them!

Since they're half vampire they can heal humans with their blood but most of the time they don’t. Vampire blood can give a human temporary vampire abilities. Also having to much vampire blood can make them trip out making it seem like their drunk.

They can compel humans. Either by having them look into their eyes and demanding them or by just their voice.

They have fangs but they only show when they feed.

Fairies:

They live within the forests.

They aren't really small unless they're flying then all the are is a speck of light.

Most of them are pure evil. There some good ones though.

If you go into a forest and run into one don't say 'thank you'. They'll think you owe them something and we'll be forced to do as many tasks for them as they please.

They love pranking humans. Like they live for that.

They only trust the witches.

They are not immortal but they live in large groups so if you kill one of them you'll have the whole group onto you!

They can heal humans but the choose not too.

They can compel humans.

Most come into town and they live like normal people but they don't at the same time.

Witches:

They're mainly friends with only the fairies and mermaids.

They can do spells for just literally everything.

They love nature as most of them use it for their potions and spells.

They can help Vampires with the sun being uncomfortable but the usually don't. They don't really trust vampires that includes Sirens.

Being a witch can be learned but it's mostly Hereditary.

Some actually have wands but most the time it's rare.

They live all around humans, the humans just don't realize it.

If you have any questions please ask I'll gladly answer them!

[zalrb]

I have mixed feelings about Twilight. So I hate the movies. They are awful, period.

But the books are where Twilight has the potential to be interesting. If you read the books as if Bella is an unreliable narrator, Twilight becomes much darker because Edward/Bella (and let’s be honest, Jacob/Bella, Alice/Jasper, and Carlisle/Esme) are all really unhealthy relationships. Edward just doesn’t care about Bella at all, she’s a mannequin he can project onto.

If there was a TV show/movie that depicted it that way, with more attention devoted to the much more interesting side characters, I’d watch it. But I know it’s just going to be more Morman propaganda, anti-Quileute racism, and the most stale romance. Ugh.

My favourite thing about this ask is it being like, If you just change these major aspects of the series that contextualize everything else in it, it would be interesting. LMAO .

[sapphiredhearts-a]

@antihcroes | closed starter

he felt like he was flying . although he was not the fastest of the cullen clan , emmett still enjoyed running . it was one of the many perks of his new life and sometimes he ran around their property alaska where they were currently staying when he wasn't even going out to hunt . he loved the wind , he loved how even barefoot the snow on the ground felt like a blanket , and he loved how he never ran out of breath as he ran - not even if he went for hours . he was finishing one of these said runs that day as he came back to the house . he wore jeans and a flannel - actually putting on tennis shoes today despite not needing protection from the cold . sometimes he missed having to do human things but the pros for him seemed to outweigh any discomfort he would feel . he was humming to himself when he came across her by accident . in general , emmett tended to avoid the blonde . he didn't necessarily mean anything by it - he just found that her vibe brought him down more often than not . he was grateful that she had saved him and brought him into this life - but when he expressed that gratitude he got the sense that she didn't appreciate it . edward was just as gloomy - seriously , the whole family needed anti depressants when he came around - but he could lighten up sometimes and the boys had found common ground over the months since emmett had been turned . rosalie , albeit the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen , seemed to be a lost cause . still - emmett's mother had not raised him up to not speak when he saw someone . so the boy swallows his pride and nods in her direction . ' I didn't realize anyone was here . ' carlisle had to work and esme had mentioned hunting with edward . he realized now that no one had mentioned rosalie - but she seemed content to do her own thing . at least , that's how emmett saw it . ' do you - uh - need . . . I mean want some company ? '

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Holy shit the ending of The Invitation was so good!

When Aro called for Sulpicia and Renata and they didn't immediately show up I fully expected them to have fallen victim to Edward tbh. It was the only explanation I had for why he stayed away for so long.

Since they survived (yay!), what did he do in the meantime? Is he just such a shit tracker that he had trouble finding Mike in his own house?

Also how did he go about Bella's murder I mean abortion? Did he take out Esme first before attacking Bella or did he not plan that far ahead and had to deal with her in the middle of Bella bleeding out? Did he burn the child before trying to stop the bleeding or did Bella have to witness her child's murder?

Caius will probably explode with anger when he finds out what nonsense Aro decided to overlook (imagine getting the ruler of your community and basically the world to clean up your petty murder. Amazing)

The Invitation, now finished, by me and @therealvinelle.

Thank you, glad you enjoyed it so much! Look, @therealvinelle, praise!

Now, onto your questions.

What the Fuck Was Edward Doing?

Well, as you note, he first had to find Mike's house. You'd think this would be simple but as we know from canon, Edward's a shit tracker. He's best when following minds, which means he had to walk around town and try to sus out Mike's thoughts. Not too much time for him but it meant he wasn't immediately there.

He also spent these minutes internally seething as he pictured what that fiend Mike must have done to Bella. Forcing him to imagine very moment of it, how exactly it must have happened, now knowing what it's like for himself after having had sex with his wife and the horror that Mike Newton had stolen it for himself first.

Then he gets there, it's time to interrogate Mike.

Edward ruthlessly interrogates Mike, not with the goal of finding out what happened (he knows that) but of getting Mike to confess. Mike is scared shitless, so much so he would confess, but he has no idea what he's supposed to be confessing to because all Edward says is "you know of what I speak".

Mike really doesn't.

Eventually, when Mike tries to throw Edward out, it's too much and Edward gives into temptation: he smashes Mike's head like a melon then drinks some of the blood that splattered like the demon he is (because Edward's embracing his inner demon in this moment, you see).

Edward then had a moment of panic that his eyes are read and he's about to return home but tells himself it was a) for the greater good of he killed a villain b) he wants everyone to know he killed Mike (including that fiend Aro) c) HE IS FINALLY A MONSTER AS HE ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS!

So, that's what took Edward so long.

How Was Bella Murdered?

First, Edward lamented his involvement, as Aro heard from outside the house and decided he wasn't sticking around to eavesdrop on. The rest of the Cullens, sans Esme (poor Esme), decided the same thing thinking that Edward and Bella were about to have the fight of a century (that of course would not end with anyone's murder).

Once Edward was done blaming himself (this took quite some time, I guarantee it), Edward tells Bella that they're calling Carlisle and asking for that abortion. Bella reminds Edward that Carlisle brought that up already and Bella said no, she's waiting the month until the fetus is probably (maybe) developed enough to have the best chance at survival.

Edward then spends some time arguing with her, pointing out that this child will a) likely be a demon and certainly not human b) this is killing her c) she's already drinking blood like a fucking monster.

Bella's not hearing it, it's a baby, Edward.

Edward of course is reminded that he and Bella have already had this fight when they arrived, when he (correctly) thought it was his child but was distracted by Aro having postulated it was Jacob Black's.

Edward then concludes, as he did in canon, that Carlisle is unlikely to change his mind. (Now, Edward blames Esme and Rosalie for this, and we'll get into this shortly).

Rosalie will never permit an abortion, even if Bella herself was willing. She carries too much baggage and regret over her own inability to have children. When she returns, she will stand in his way, which means Emmett will also have to stand in his way. Edward won't win that fight (something you'll remember he concluded in canon as well for all his talk in Eclipse about being a super awesome fighter yo).

Carlisle won't abort her because it would distress Esme so much. Even if Bella changes her mind, Edward doesn't think Carlisle will do it because of Esme and her lost son.

Edward realizes he has this very slim window of opportunity and, like usual, Bella has no idea what she's talking about and he's just going to have to beg for forgiveness rather than ask permission.

Edward tells himself he has a medical degree, he has unparalleled control when it comes to Bella, while he's never performed surgery he knows, in theory, what it's all about.

He can do this.

After having pumped himself up, he excuses himself to go talk with Esme. Bella, of course, is distressed but figures Esme will bring him around and that he needs to talk to his mom. Bella's just going to sit here, slurping on blood, waiting for him to be reasonable.

Edward chooses to decapitate Esme for two reasons. One, so she doesn't interfere out of misguided beliefs. Two, to take the decision out of her hands, now in the aftermath she'll have no guilt because she had no idea/could do nothing to stop it. Three, so that she wouldn't lose control and end up trying to devour Bella, again so she won't feel guilty and also because eating people is bad. Four, so she doesn't have to see this, it will be bloody, messy, and Edward doesn't want her to witness any of this or have the vision of Edward aborting a child ingrained in her brain.

He makes Esme as comfortable as he can, places her head far out of reach, then returns to Bella.

Rather than discuss things, though, he knocks her out and prepares for the operation. He quickly discovers what Carlisle had earlier, that surgical equipment doesn't work on Bella's abdomen, and realizes he has to open her with his teeth.

He does so, but as Carlisle had suspected, while the blood has vastly helped Bella's recovery it wasn't enough yet. Bella immediately starts bleeding out (with Edward having no intention at this point of turning her), and the stress is too much for her heart.

Bella dies of cardiac arrest while Edward is horrified and distracted with the two-week fetus Renesmee that he ate out of Bella's womb.

Bella then dies, Edward watching in horror, not having thought this was truly possible as of course he'd save her and she'd stay human.

In the aftermath, Edward immediately burns the fetus, then sets about to stare dead eyed at Bella's corpse until Aro will surely come to kill him.

Caius

Well, Aro probably won't tell him the details, it's not really important anymore as Bella's very dead and Edward will likely ask Jacob to kill him.

If he did, though, I imagine Caius would be exasperated more than anything else. He's made his point already, Aro sees it for himself, and there's Edward eating the goddamn neighborhood because his wife is frisky.

As it is, Caius will be distracted enough by the news that Edward killed his wife after all, and is into that virgin sacrifice thing apparently, to ask for too many details.

[waldensblog]

So I finished New Moon as part of my twilight re-read, and... I kinda violently dislike the Cullens now? And I am absolutely 110% on Charlie and the Wolves side. Long ass rant below the line.

Bella gets a papercut at her 18th birthday, and is about to be murdered for it. Edward is completely 100% right on the car-ride back that if she went to Angela’s house or something, this shit wouldn’t have happened. So at first it’s like “oh good, Edward realizes this is very bad for her, since he does love her, he’s going to make the selfless choice and leave.”

And then this motherfucker manages to find a way to do in a selfish-ass manner. He barely says two words to her for DAYS and tells his entire family to skip town without saying ONE WORD to this girl whose grown very attached to all of them - especially Alice. Apparently she wanted to say goodbye but Edward decided it’s better this way. Now... it’s easy to just be mad at Edward for that, but no. I’m furious at all of them, Alice included. She could have ignored Edward, told him that’s a dickish move, and said goodbye in person, or SOMETHING. Like Charlie says SOME WARNING WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE. 

And then Edward, Mr. “Don’t go into the forest please, it’s dangerous” decides the best way to break up with Bella is to... bring her into said forest when breaking it off and leave her there. He even takes the fucking time to forge a note saying where Bella went - maybe because he knew she’d end up on the forest floor like that? Edward... what the actual fuck? No really, why not break up with her in her BEDROOM where she’ll lie in her bed, be safe... this is just... dude... wtf. 

Bella is then depressed for MONTHS on end, and Charlie is doing his fucking best. Unfortunately Bella never did get to have a slumber party with Jess and Angela, honestly - I think that would have helped so much. She spent so much time being depressed, feeling there was a hole, etc. and never got to the stage of being angry - furious, at all of them. She wouldn’t have needed to give details, she could have just gone on a tangent about the literal leaving-her-completely-out-of-the-blue, while Angela nodded and Jessica fist-pumped like she’s at a fucking rave. I was robbed, robbed of this possibility. Rather than go through that kinda healing, she basically ignores all her friends. 

And I think Bella was honest-to-god enthralled. She refers to it in Twilight as Dazzling, and we see that vampires have this uncanny ability to persuade someone - nurses, waiters, teachers, etc. whether they are conscious of it or not. I can’t help but think that when Edward decided he was going to talk to Bella, try and date her - he enthralled her (whether he knew it or not), and that’s why she just can’t get past it. She should be furious at him, but she isn’t.

Bella ends up spending time with Jake - at first she’s kind of using him, she wants the motorcycles to get hallucinations of Edward, which - Girl, get therapy, please. But over time she really grows fond of him, they become best friends, and I can actually see her falling in love with him. I know Meyer clarifies on her website that she did fall in love with him in New Moon, and I can fucking see it. 

At first she tells him she doesn’t share his feelings, but then she says “Maybe I could” and compares him to Paris - I don’t like that she’s seeing him as 2nd choice, but it’s clear that she does love him. He is her sun, he makes her feel whole again, she becomes a “wolf girl”, standing there in her dream beside Emily, another “wolf girl”. He puts his arm around her, holds her hand, calls her “honey”, others say she’s his “girlfriend”, and she doesn’t decline it. Then Mike straight up asks “are you dating him?” and Bella answers “not in the technical sense”. I’m sorry but... an answer like that is... she loves him, but is afraid to move on. She even then almost does - they almost kiss in his car when Alice shows up.

And of course... Bella, enthralled as she is, decides to go to Alice. Personally, if my 18-year old ass had been in that car with Jake deliberating “shift or get her to safety” and I saw Alice’s car, I’d have been like “Wait I know that car! Yeah let’s get the fuck out of here!!!” and held my middle finger to the window as he sped off. Like you really want to go see this “friend” who straight up ghosted you for months? Naw, not me. 

Jacob, despite being treated shittily, is more than understanding. I think the wolves are immune to enthrallment, and they can see it for what it is - so they try. Jacob comes back, he tries to talk to her, and they again, nearly kiss - it’s so close. But then shit happens, and oh no, Edward’s gonna kill himself because he’s a fucking drama queen. 

Bella, feeling responsible decides she must help. So she ditches Charlie, ditches Jacob, and runs off. 

When she comes back with Edward in toe? Oh.my.god. the rage, the seething from Charlie, like... I get it. I feel it. I side with it. Charlie straight up asks like... how dare you show your face? And no really, how dare he? Dude ditches town with no word, leaving Bella an absolute mess, then he brings her back after she ran off suddenly. Like from Charlie’s POV he’s gotta be thinking “Billy is fucking right, fuck this family.” Charlie then tries to forbid Edward from being in the house or seeing Bella, and she says no - obviously, being 18, he can’t make her do anything - but he’s concerned, and honestly, I’d be fucking concerned too. Her behaviour is irrational af from his POV. 

When Jacob shows up at the end, he isn’t even aware that Bella had been trying to call him. He thought Edward was controlling her movements - and again, it’s easy to see why he thinks that. From where he’s standing, Bella is enthralled, and is acting extremely irrationally. He’s trying to protect his best friend from what he sees as an obvious abuser, and the only way he knows how is to get her in trouble with the motorcycles (kinda odd to me that Charlie would ground Bella that specific way instead of letting her go to La Push, you’d think Charlie would be driving them together there frequently, but I digress). 

Jacob is sorry to get her in trouble, but he’s a 16-year old boy, and he’s doing his best. Then when Bella reaches out to him - Edward actually, literally, holds her back. How, exactly, is Jacob supposed to interpret this beyond Edward controlling her, even where she isn’t enthralled. Of course he’s pissed off. 

Of course all the wolves feel so strongly against the Cullens. Who found her on the forest floor, the dangerous-ass forest floor after Edward left her? Sam. Who was there for her when they weren’t, making her feel like a person again? Jacob. Who protected her from a vampire that the Cullens, as a collective, should have had the fucking brains to realize would absolutely come to Forks? The wolves. Who is responsible for these literal children shifting? The Cullens. Who has a ton of money and could easily do just about anything they want and decide to buy like 6 expensive cars and live in a mansion, hoarding their wealth? The Cullens. Who are immortal colonizers that damn well know what living there does? The Cullens. 

So yeah, my first time reading it, I was Team Jacob, but I didn’t hate all the Cullens. Now? Nah, fuck all y’all. Team Wolf pack, team Charlie, all the fucking way. Maybe I’ll feel differently after Eclipse, idk, but right now? Fuck them. 

[geezerwench]

Esme to Rosalie and Edward probably.

[magicianpanache]

Edward, Carlisle and Esme: The Cullen Ménage à Trois

I can't help finding it very convenient for Edward that by shacking up Esme and Carlisle, he gets to be the center of the world of the two people he cares most about.

Esme loves him more than anything, even maybe her husband, as any mother would, meaning she'll ultimately always be on his size.

Carlisle, though, is more independent. Sure, Edward has a special place as Carlisle’s first creation, but Carlisle has a job (doctor) and an identity outside of the coven (that weird monk). Edward, ever the clever bugger, ensures he’ll never leave by finding her a wife who will always be devoted first and foremost to him.

I find that hilarious.

[dalekofchaos]

Sad but true