#anti bobs burger

[technicallydelightfulpenguin]

Vendetta suffered more than Mandy.

[fiona-fififi]

People who are like "I don't see buddie as romantic" and then turn around and insist bucktommy is the sweetest, most romantic couple they've ever seen are absolutely baffling to me. Like, you don't have to ship buddie, but really? The refusal to admit that there is just very, very little to the bucktommy ship at this point is kind of hilarious to be honest.

[dianadeadwing]

I love that Bob's Burgers depicts a family that works literally everyday and is still on the brink of losing everything. It's a true depiction of the American experience.

[noodlesbatches]

I kinda see byler w/ a kid like this-

Best parents ❤️

[babsvibes]

“You can’t buy me.. like a cheap sex lady.”

Logan Bush moodboard because I’m trying to emulate the greats like neopetting, koko-raccoon, and drawthething! Taken pre-Logan’s Ban from Family Funtime, of course

[br1ghtestlight]

bosco returning to bobs burgers in the episode next week..... finally my freak husband returns home from the war <3

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

[jimmyjrsmusoems]

[coulsonlives]

I wonder if antis understand the irony in what they do.

[thepowerisyouth]

Eh mental health is annoying. Buying & cooking cheap low-FODMAP diet is annoying. My best top note for now is I'm using this blog to practice writing. I need more practice in it. I only know business, accounting & economics stuff. Its stupid stuff. Theres too much actual fraud everywhere that its annoying

Also I use mobile so formatting sucks cause Nvidia GPUs, or Arch dont like tumblr site. Or tumblr site dont like tumbkr site

Also also I 100,000% support all my fellow ones-and-zeros and their identity. Everyone is welcome here.

Except transphobes/zionist/long list of others but you get it. I'll help harrass any of those types endlessly if someone wants to tag me, and bring me in on an argument like that friend you call for backup with fights

Im unhinged so who's to say exactly what will end up here but this is also a completely public blog to me friends, family, hell, even acquaintances i dont give a fuc.

Blog should be expected to be roughly as child-friendly as simpsons or bobs burgers. But also boring like a civics/economics lesson sometimes. Yay

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I (and my husband) am ex mormon. Its a weird thing. Look into it if you havent recently. Realllllyyyy look into. Takes time to figure it all out in this fuckin fucked up world.

I just moved a year ago. Didnt watch the US stock market as much as I normally do. Had my first snowstorm 10 weeks ago, that was.. fun to handle while ill prepared. About 6 weeks ago I was hopping back on the market and notice its a huge tech bubble about to pop and all the conditions Ive been warned about my whole career imply this is not good. Just took a little more thinking & digging and I'm a little too confident to stop talking about it now.

(Oh I'm also care-free as fuc so I dont really read or desire to change past posts more than lil-nitpicks. More informative for the reader & myself-in-the-future-reading that way)

And I'm not kidding I do love feedback & questions. Its a very public blog tho so I get that part for sure.

If you search "life story" in my tags I had that pinned for a min Im just moving shit around rn

Being poor sucks. Will write more on that later.

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First of all-- the exact timeline of an "economic shock" is literal insanity. Dont worry about the exact timing of any of this-- just know its doomed to happen soon.

Here are some effects I predict of this upcoming economic downturn

If anyone comes across any sources for these events that support my arguments please feel free to add in comments, reblogs, etc.

This concise list is mainly for my own reference, but it would be great to add to it if any one has something to add!

0.5. US Stock market collapse-- I have no desire to try and predict this one exactly. Too many conspiracies are actually correct about this big guy. Lets just say 7 US Tech stocks are worth 25% of the entire worlds market, roughly. "Too big to fail"-- I believe is the phrase

1. Corporate (slightly later will be residential by extension) real estate crisis: currently way too overvalued. Most of the houses, land, & urban corporate property we see could stand to decrease by about 60-90% from its current price.

2. Bankruptcy crisis: similar to the after-effects of the 70s inflation-- we can expect to see a huge wave of bankruptcies affecting a variety of business: from the micro-self employed; to the small business with leased buildings; to the largest corporations who commit massive accounting fraud & hope to escape accountability in time

3. Bank runs-- there is an extremely high overreliance on the Federal Reserve, who does not have good control over this situation. Once it becomes clear that there is a crisis (we call this a catalyst event)-- bank runs for physical cash are a surety. Hard to say how long a crisis like this might last. I should ask my siblings who lived near the SVB bank crisis hotspot (but those were rich fucks they do their "bank runs" over the phone)

3.5. Global currency collapse, which takes effect in every single local, state, & national economy at slightly different times. This means prices lower. Much lower. But takes time

4. Whatever the fuck the geopolitics is gonna do???. Its weird. You got Russia wanting to invade Europe? (Look at global economic forum 2024) Trump wants to let them. Biden wants to be an establishment corporate ass. North Korea has changed its #1 public enemy to South Korea (dont remember my source but it was a couple months ago). USA is stationing more troops in Taiwan, but probably only because of semiconductor technology?

The scope of our global financial woes are larger than can be explained in any of our lifetimes. Its much, much closer to pre-revolution France or the late 1920s. Big change is coming. Itll be soon

5. More to come

[technicallydelightfulpenguin]

I don't feel ashamed for calling the Motherfucker and Proshitter 'artist' CreathingShitmera.

[wanderingmind867]

I wish Bob's Burgers was on DVD! There's a lot of things I wish were on DVD, but this is the one I'm focusing on right now! 13-14 Seasons, and only Season 1 had an official DVD release (I think). I really feel like the streaming services are to blame! I hate it!

[hitchell-mope]

Audrey (condescendingly): oh hello. Are you a little bunny?

Dizzy (creepily sniffing Audrey and baring her teeth): I smell fear on you.

Audrey: okay. I don’t like that one.

[noodlesbatches]

me w/ out byler bts :

[jackieandelorashouldabeencanon]

The fact that Andy and Ollie Pesto are voiced by the Silverman sisters (and Kristen Schaal signed that stupid fucking letter too) had really spoiled my enjoyment of Bob's Burgers.

They fired the OG Jimmy Pesto VA for being at the Jan 6 riots but not Sarah Silverman for literally advocating for genocide? Fucking gross. Shame on them.

[br1ghtestlight]

compared to other fandoms bob's burgers leans VERY heavily into high school and kid-focused fanfics which makes sense because thats what the source material and characters are about. but its funny that in most fandoms people hate fankids or any fanwork that features kids at all and nobody wants to read a high school au but here we're like YES a fanfic about their first day of kindergarten. finally thank god we've all been waiting for this 🙏