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[akashis-waifu]

Excerpt from It Takes Two to Tango

Chapter 2 of Beyond God and Evil (Aizen Sōsuke/Female Reader)

Canon-divergence set months after TBYW. Reader is the new Soul King, so is Aizen if you squint hard enough.

Tags: Romantic comedy, fluff and angst, enemies to old married couple, banter as love language, mutual pining, immortality, slow burn, political intrigue, Aizen is that co-worker who never stops yapping

WHEN YOUR EYES flutter open, your gaze expectantly turns towards Aizen, only to find his seat vacated. Dazedly glancing at the window, the scenery of the setting sun instantly knocks the lingering sleep out of your system, causing you to immediately sit upright. A low chuckle catches your attention and you find Aizen now sitting beside you, watching you with a smug smile.

“Why didn’t you wake me up?” you protest, glancing at the neat stack of finished paperwork with a hint of guilt.

“It seemed like you needed rest, and I can work faster without deciphering your cryptic writing.”

You ignore his incessant jab at your penmanship. “Okay, thank you, but I still need to double check them.” In case he orders the Central 46 to off themselves or something.

“By all means.”

Much to your annoyance, Aizen remains seated beside you, observing you with his chin propped on his palm. After several minutes of enduring his stare, you turn your head to face him.

“Can you please go back to your seat?”

“Why? Am I distracting you?”

“No, you’re annoying me.”

He feigns hurt, though his shit-eating grin gives away his amusement. “Ah, you wound me. Is this how you treat someone who helped you with your share of work?”

“I already thanked you.”

“You didn’t sound grateful enough.”

You roll your eyes. “What do you want then?”

Pleased with your surrender, he fixes you with a suggestive gaze, his hand reaching out to play with your hair. “Come on now. You know exactly what I want.”

Visibly cringing at his innuendo, you slap his hand away. “Are you in heat? Because I wasn’t aware that men can ovulate.”

Aizen regards you with a deadpan expression before lowering his hand.

“You should spend less time with Sarugaki Hiyori and Yadomaru Lisa. I do not appreciate their vulgar influence on your vocabulary,” he remarks, voice so flat that he actually sounds disappointed for once. “Anyway, ignoring the fact that your mind is perpetually in the gutter—”

“It’s not.”

“—you can thank me by staying here in the Soul King Palace.”

“You already know I can’t.”

He hums in challenge. “Are you sure? What if I murder your little division and seize the palace in your absence?”

“Go ahead. If you have the luxury of time, that is,” you retort, tapping the pile of documents on the table. “While I'm in Seireitei, you will be the one handling all the paperwork here.”

Aizen barely stops himself from grunting. When he said he wanted to ascend to Heaven, he pictured something akin to sitting on an exalted throne—not behind a desk full of unfinished reports.

Glaring at you from behind the reading glasses that he has been forced to wear again, he mutters.

“Insufferable woman.”

[ponydoodles]

youre right it is up to me...up * buzzer sound * i choose. platonic

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why jfabe is NOT!!!! boring and lifeless and proving that wrong, an informational thread discussing their relationship and dynamic, because honestly im getting tired of ppl saying their boring

contains s3 spoilers!

The relationship between JFK and abe from Clone High is something alot of people within the community discussed, especially before s3, being talked about more after s2's finale. Many speculated that the two would remain friends or even become more than that.

Now with season 3 out, we have a lot more things to work out with, specifically episode 3. It's something a lot of people are too afraid to admit, but jfabe/abefk would make the show a lot more interesting, rather than its repeatable joanabe plotline.

So, I'm here to talk about the inner workings of this pair, why their so interesting, and why they work out so much, whether platonic or not. If ur not a fan of jfabe/abefk, or heavily dislike the ship, I'd recommend turning away from this post.

Introduction, the who, the when, the why, the how...and their differences n similarities

So, we all know these two characters. JFK the beloved, Abe the hated. Something that many people picked out of the 2020 clone high fandom. But what if i told you that the beloved and the hated were truly meant to be together from the start?

What we already know is that they are the complete opposite of each other in many ways. JFK is meant to be a parody on 90s jocks from highschool movies and tv shows. Abe is the weak nerd who desperately wants to be cool.

JFK is buff and shorter, Abe is tall and lanky. JFK is a douchebag, Abe is the nicer guy. The list goes on and on. And they even have stuff in common, such as the fear of abandonment and the fear of ruining things.

But one difference i can note is that Abe is way more naive than JFK, JFK is portrayed as empty-headed, but not empty-headed enough to not realize whats going on. Of course, despite the differences, both characters make a really good team.

And this was even evident in s2 ep10, aka the finale, where they both realize that they make a great "duo of bros who'll remain friends for the rest of their lives". Jfabe shippers were FEEDING on this shit back then you have no idea

So with this stuff out of the way, it's time to talk about my favorite episode out of season 3.

Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation

This episode revolves around JFK getting tired of having meaningless sex with girls and partying hard, and decides to seek out a new life when he and Abe discovers the prayer pals club, hosted by Lady Godiva. And at first, Abe is happy to see that JFK is taking on new opportunities.

"Where the slut goes, the wing slut follows."

But eventually, JFK starts straying away from Abe and his friendship, to the point of even FORGETTING about the broniversary that Abe had planned for the both of them (he literally baked a giant cake for him, look at me and tell me thats straight cmon now).

Seeing how Abe had already lost Joan and Gandhi, he didn't wanna lose JFK either, and does everything he can to make him happy and thats so clear. And even at the end of the episode, it's revealed that Abe even respected his choice on ultimately choosing celibacy.

He really does care a bunch for JFK, liking him for who he truly was (compared to JFK's other dates) and respecting his choices. And despite choosing celibacy over Abe, the two still remain close, which really tells you how great their bond is.

So something HAS definitely changed throughout the years, from them hating each others guts to potentially becoming clone highs next couple...which didn't happen, and I'm still petty about it i will admit.

But even if they didn't become canon at the end, you could really tell that some people who worked on this episode wanted them to be a thing, and that's a good enough sign for me that they could hopefully become canon in the next season if we ever get one (still petty though).

Let's circle back to season 1 again. I'm not making a jfabe thread without mentioning Litter Kills: Literally, which is another episode that jfabe shippers fed on. In this episode, JFK's close friend Ponce dies, and he's left to grieve over him.

And in this episode, we see a side of JFK that we never saw before. He starts wondering why the hell he's feeling all of these emotions, because he's a Kennedy, and he's not used to them. But Abe helps him realize that emotions like this are normal.

And even if the two hated each other, Abe apologized to him in the end and finally realized his mistakes. It seemed like Abe disliked him, yet he cares about him. Abe never knew what if felt like, because he hasn't lost a friend close to him.

So he starts berating Cleo for comforting JFK and was even aggressive towards JFK as well, believing that he was only doing all of this just to take Cleo away from him. That was all because he NEVER knew what it was like. But he finally understood.

He was sorry, but he felt like he couldn't do much to help because he didn't experience the same thing. So he just hugged JFK and held him...for a really long time.

But that was just enough for JFK, all he needed was comfort, and Abe chose to do that. So even at the episode, he couldn't help but ask JFK if he was alright. And by the next episode, JFK was already feeling better. All it takes is someone to tell you that its gonna be okay.

So what I'm trying to say is despite their own anxieties, flaws, characteristics, whatever, their PERFECT for each other. I don't like how people label them as "boring", when their so much more deeper than that.

Jfabe/AbeFK is one of my comfort ships for this exact reason. Their lore, dynamic and relationship goes beyond that, i don't ship them just because i think their cute, but because their interesting, and it may seem like im going insane over a white boy ship, but i truly, truly, from the bottom of my heart, love this ship to pieces, and hopefully people can see that through me. Thank you, clone high.

[ritsu-shinjo]

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maybe its just cuz i haven’t seen enough of them but the fact that there doesn’t seem to be a single Frostheim oc is so fucking funny to me like even in real life no one likes that damn house 💀

[akemisalem]

[mechazushi]

Kaiju no. 8 incorrect quotes <take 3>

Kafka: Somebody here is into me and I'm not going to let them get away! Hoshina: Kafka I want you... Kafka: You want me to what? Hoshina: I... Uh.... Kafka: Lost your train of thought? Happens to me all the time. Whelp, here I go!

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

AHHHHH I LOVE YOUR FIC SO MUCH AHSGWHYAGAVS

I just want to say how much I love your fic it is so good if only I could write as good as you 💗

The way you write everybody what is your secret lol

This fic is one of my biggest inspiration for my fic because they both deal with time travel qnd changing the past lol

Keep up the good work!!

AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Im not gonna say the bullshit like "Oh it just takes practice" but my god do I read some of my old stuff and go "...Wtf is this"? it happens- but each time you do that wtf is further away

If you genuienly want advice I do have an alt blog thats just based on writing resources/advice (its fairly new though and I havent been THAT active) but feel free to send asks/requests etc and ill do longer rants than I would here!

Me: @just-another-author :D

But anyways- id love to see your fic, time travel fix its are always so fun since the possibilities are practically endless!!

Thank you and you as well!!

[hoedamn-eron]

Oooh, and Just Breathe too!

Recs?

I’m in a Specific Mood rn and I’m looking for h/c recs particularly where reader is kidnapped/hurt/whatever and whatever character rescues them OR generally just ones where whatever character gets to be particularly protective over reader

I’m cool with whatever pairings I put in the tags and it can be tumblr or ao3, I’m not picky lol

thanks so much in advance!

[serpentarius]

devil's minion girlies (gn)... if you're itching to read some 70s armandaniel in anticipation for next week's ep... I gotchu

[appleblocks]

If you haven't seen yet I finally have an AO3 account and I'll be updating my fic on there primarily <3

I'm currently writing the next chapter, so while you wait feel free to read the prologue if you haven't already!

[alienhumanologist]

Creek playlist w songs that remind me of them!! Or at least my own take on em. 3 hours if you please!! (Still being updated as well...) lmk what you guys think

[tezuka-brainrot]

BTW I made an RP blog for Epsilon cause he's stuck in my brain for some reason

[alltimefail-sims]

If you aren't using The Sims 4 Mod Manager by GameTimeDev, you should definitely go download it and use it for organizing and cleaning your CC folder out. Just saying!

[generalsmemories]

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