#i promise to give u tea in my fanfic sir

[akashis-waifu]

Excerpt from It Takes Two to Tango

Chapter 2 of Beyond God and Evil (Aizen Sōsuke/Female Reader)

Canon-divergence set months after TBYW. Reader is the new Soul King, so is Aizen if you squint hard enough.

Tags: Romantic comedy, fluff and angst, enemies to old married couple, banter as love language, mutual pining, immortality, slow burn, political intrigue, Aizen is that co-worker who never stops yapping

WHEN YOUR EYES flutter open, your gaze expectantly turns towards Aizen, only to find his seat vacated. Dazedly glancing at the window, the scenery of the setting sun instantly knocks the lingering sleep out of your system, causing you to immediately sit upright. A low chuckle catches your attention and you find Aizen now sitting beside you, watching you with a smug smile.

“Why didn’t you wake me up?” you protest, glancing at the neat stack of finished paperwork with a hint of guilt.

“It seemed like you needed rest, and I can work faster without deciphering your cryptic writing.”

You ignore his incessant jab at your penmanship. “Okay, thank you, but I still need to double check them.” In case he orders the Central 46 to off themselves or something.

“By all means.”

Much to your annoyance, Aizen remains seated beside you, observing you with his chin propped on his palm. After several minutes of enduring his stare, you turn your head to face him.

“Can you please go back to your seat?”

“Why? Am I distracting you?”

“No, you’re annoying me.”

He feigns hurt, though his shit-eating grin gives away his amusement. “Ah, you wound me. Is this how you treat someone who helped you with your share of work?”

“I already thanked you.”

“You didn’t sound grateful enough.”

You roll your eyes. “What do you want then?”

Pleased with your surrender, he fixes you with a suggestive gaze, his hand reaching out to play with your hair. “Come on now. You know exactly what I want.”

Visibly cringing at his innuendo, you slap his hand away. “Are you in heat? Because I wasn’t aware that men can ovulate.”

Aizen regards you with a deadpan expression before lowering his hand.

“You should spend less time with Sarugaki Hiyori and Yadomaru Lisa. I do not appreciate their vulgar influence on your vocabulary,” he remarks, voice so flat that he actually sounds disappointed for once. “Anyway, ignoring the fact that your mind is perpetually in the gutter—”

“It’s not.”

“—you can thank me by staying here in the Soul King Palace.”

“You already know I can’t.”

He hums in challenge. “Are you sure? What if I murder your little division and seize the palace in your absence?”

“Go ahead. If you have the luxury of time, that is,” you retort, tapping the pile of documents on the table. “While I'm in Seireitei, you will be the one handling all the paperwork here.”

Aizen barely stops himself from grunting. When he said he wanted to ascend to Heaven, he pictured something akin to sitting on an exalted throne—not behind a desk full of unfinished reports.

Glaring at you from behind the reading glasses that he has been forced to wear again, he mutters.

“Insufferable woman.”

[humongousgothskeletonfarm]

chapter 6 thoughts: (spoilers ahead!)

oh. fuck.

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he was king. now he’s a martyr.

holy shittttt

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aftg really brings us all together, this is random but i love talking to other fan accounts about the books

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anyway fanfics will no longer have to speculate when rikos funeral was, and if kevin attended or not (or if he had a mental breakdown about it)

also neil u have no tact babe and i love u for it

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oh renee ur so lovely ur so insightful (neil u should listen to what she has to say)

jean and his ‘i won’t grieve him’ ❤️🫶

- ‘promise me’ jean said with a desperation that should have kill him, nathaniel didn’t hesitate, ‘i promise’ SHUT THE FUCK UP I LOVE THEM THANK U NORA THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED FROM THIS BOOK

THE SWAP FROM NATHANIEL TO NEIL IS JUST AS POWERFUL FROM JEANS PERSOECTIVE IN TSC AS IT WAS IN FROM NEILS IN TKM I LITERALLY CANNOT THE PARALLELS ARE KILLING ME

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it’s 1:40 am and i’ve just made a cup of tea to keep myself awake

feeling many things about jeans perusal of the fox photo wall and taking renee’s picture

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i know these motherfuckers aren’t accusing neil kevin and jean of abandoning that cunt and leading to his ‘suicide’

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WE ARE THE RIGHT PEOPLE I THINK JUST NOT THE RIGHT TIME (look i am admittedly not a jean/renee shipper but good god they are so sweet in this)

A COOL EVENING BREEZE AND RAINBOWS

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screaming as silently as i can rn

- petition for someone to put summertime sadness on the jean playlist

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whattttt is the mystery about jeremy’s family?? what is this fabled fall banquet that tore his family in half im so intrigued i have to know more

ALSO JEREMY IS IN THERAPY AND HAS SOME SORT OF FAMILY ISSUES I KNEW IT IM SURE THATS ON A BINGO SOMEWHERE

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jeremy dad of the trojans checking to see that they’re safe and also cody first cannon non binary character??? pls say yes

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accidentally fell asleep in the middle of my planned all nighters whoops it’s currently 7 am

chapter 7:

“I like to indulge,” Jeremy said with a dimpled smile. ​Kevin’s words mocked him in the back of his thoughts: “Some of them you like.”

i did. notice this in chapter 2 or whatever but is this?? are we getting jerejean???? that’s what this means righ??

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jeremy wdym ‘oh to be the pampered elite’ u have a butler??

jean defending kevin saying he’s earned the right to be arrogant be still my beating heart i love these stubborn mother fuckers

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He was years away, watching a different beautiful boy lean in close to say, Will you teach me when he’s not watching? It could be our secret.

STOP IT RN

chapter 8!!

flicked him a sly look. “Easy on the eyes, maybe.”

AHHHHH!!!

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also so glad that there’s 100% confirmation cat and laila are dating (shared bedroom!)

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the description of laila and cats lounge room is so soft and cozy im so jealous i wish i was there

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barkbark von barkenstein u will never top sir fat cat mcatterson (although props to nora for always having simultaneously the worst and most creative names for pets)

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jean telling cat she’s a good player but misses every ball at her hips is literally every raven! (someone) fic ever come to life where they meet a relatively normal other team and have absolutely no tact or awareness of what others considered rude and immediately tell the other players what their weaknesses are (i’m obsessed)

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“Yes,” he said, and if he didn’t sound sure, he at least sounded angry. “Let them all burn. I hope none of them survive.” BABY I LOVE U IM SO PROUD OF U UR SAFE NOW FUCK RIKO FUCK THE RAVENS FUCK THE MASTER

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“Oh, he’s good. A bit rude, but I like him. I think we’re going to be good friends.”

i’d say the exact same thing

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*jeremy giving jean the keys*

well it’s not andreil levels of drama and symbolism but love a good comparison

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or they do not care enough about her wellbeing. It’s unforgivable either way.”

giggling a bit over jean being up in arms about boba knowing that he’d be seriously unimpressed with me if he knew how much boba i drank

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he wants to know what it was for

AND WHAT IF THAT LINE BROKE ME NORA?? AND WHAT THEN??

The Ravens had given up everything to be the undefeated champions, only to be destroyed last month by a tiny team from South Carolina.

I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

“Loving something is not enough,” Jean told him, right on cue. ​“When is the last time you enjoyed playing?” Jeremy asked. ​“Irrelevant,” Jean said. “I am Jean Moreau; I am perfect Court. I do not need to enjoy it to be the best backliner in the NCAA.”

that was what Jean felt safest in, Jeremy would back his decision wholeheartedly.

LITERALLY LEAVE ME ALONE

chapter 9999

also i’m so glad that we have jeremy/laila/cat friendship like in fics and stuff they were always best buddies coz they were the only trojan characters named in the books but it’s great to see they’re actually good friends in cannon

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“I need you to listen to me for one moment,” Laila said, “and I need you to believe me when I say it. Fuck Coach Moriyama.”

AGREED AGREED AGREED FUCK THAT CUNT

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COOKING LESSONS WITH JEAN THIS IS THE WHOLESOME CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

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cat talking macronutrients and promising to help with his diet so it’s still familiar but more fun in order to begin healing jeans relationship with food is so important to me

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nora bleaching jeremy’s hair blonde after telling us she was shocked we all headcannoned him as blonde while she thought he was brunette is so funny to me,, don’t worry fan artists u do not have to change a thing!

(frosted tips made me giggle too, jeremy u pussy)

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“Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?”

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chapter 10

jean learning basic household chores like sorting and washing clothes and deep cleaning the apartment and learning his way around a supermarket <3

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LAILA CAT JEAN FRIENDSHIP IS REAL

Afternoons were filled with whatever the women were in the mood for that day, be it wandering downtown, shopping, or combing through estate sales.

Jean went where they took him because it was better than being left in the house alone,

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COOKING IS HEALING JEAN ITS A COMFORT THING SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS EVERYTHUNG HES SO REAL FOR THAT

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Ravens graduated; they didn’t leave.

fuck if that didn’t just stop my heart

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i definitely should have been more wary of the trigger warnings. if anyone is wanting to read the book but is worried about certain parts, i’d be happy to let y’all know what sections are triggering so u can try and skip around them.

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But Jean was not a Raven, and Wayne was dead.

FUCK YEAH BABY NOT ANYMORE U ARENT

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the thought of that quiet space with its single bed was so repulsive he turned toward the living room instead. - this is so important to me

He could sense the others’ presence even if they weren’t around to bother him, and that was enough to take the edge off the loneliness eating at his heart.

literally end my life i’m so happy for jean, he’s healing slowly but surely

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this was better than anything he’d ever had. It was worlds more than he deserved. He feared it as much as he wanted it;

JEAN U DO DESERVE IT I PROMISE U

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wait wtf,, zane is reacher??? in literally every raven fic ever reacher is the most abusive character other than riko

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OMFG BEACH SCENE??? THEYRE GONNA TAKE JEAN TO THE BEACH??? CHECK THAT OFF EVERY SINGLE BINGO CARD MADE FOR THIS BOOK

^ yeah i wrote that two seconds before then reading jeans panic attack about drowning and the trigger of riko waterboarding him and neil and now i want to cry

[iachan03]

Promises and the Red String of Fate Chapter 3 The Encounter Part II

The Red String of Fate,the proof of a promise that a girl and a boy made together.The promise, that the boy would be her hero, no matter what happens.

~A story about four girls who find out what it means to be a hero, how to be a part of the superhuman society and find the answer to question of what is love while persuading it~

Shippings: Bakugou Katsuki x Kamikaze Miyuki(OC) (Main focus), ? x Amaka Tsubaki(OC), ? x Amaka Sumire(OC), and more other ships between canon characters

BNHA Fanfic

Warnings for this series:Fluff, Angst, and more

Continuation from Chapter 2: The Encounter I

Masterlist

XXX

“A pro… hero…”

Sir. Nighteye, that was his hero name.

Perhaps his quirk has something to do with his eyes?

“I had witnessed you saving that child and his mother, to be telling the truth, I’m really impressed.”

Sir. Nighteye complimented me as he pushed up his glasses.

“To be able to stop that car without moving an inch, did you perhaps had received hero training?”

“Uh, no, I haven’t…”

“I see, so uh, miss…?”

“Miyuki! I’m Kamikaze Miyuki, sorry for not introducing myself more earlier. I just got overwhelmed that I get to see a real pro hero right up close…”

‘This girl’s uniform, black and a red tie? It seems like that she’s not from around here.’

“It’s perfectly fine, Miss Kamikaze, in fact-”

“U-Um!Sorry for interrupting you, but please call me ‘Miyuki’!”

That’s right, it just feels weird, being called like that, after all-

“I just…Don’t like my last name…”

Sir. Nighteye seemed to notice my fidgetness and my habit of caressing my ribbon.

Seeing that I was slightly uncomfortable about the topic, he moved on.

“Understood, forgive me for making you uncomfortable, Miss Miyuki.”

He then cleared his throat before speaking up once again.

“Miss Miyuki, allow me to thank you for your decisive actions, the lives of two citizens that are supposed to be protected by me and my sidekicks was saved. You were truly a hero back there.”

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“No…I…hesitated.”

Gripping onto my skirt with both of my hands, I continued on.

“People’s lives were at risk, and yet I hesitated to save them just because I have no intention of becoming a hero!”

“But they were saved.”

…

“Eh?”

I looked up as Sir. Nighteye cut in.

“In the end, you had saved the both of them, that’s all it matters.”

“…”

“But I’m surprised, in this superhuman society, it’s weird to see kids who don’t want to become a hero.”

“Just why do you think of that?”

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“T-That’s because…”

I caressed my ribbon once again.

I’m not trying to be rude, but to tell someone I just meet about this is-

Growl

My face immediately heated up as the embarrassing sound was made from my stomach.

“I-I’m really sorry!! I only had a piece of bread for lunch today…”

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“Is that so? Well then, would you mind to join me for tea in that café over there?”

I followed towards the direction that he was pointing at, the café was quite small, but with a pleasant interior design.

His offer was intriguing, but…

“Um…I would love to…But, uh…”

“I don’t have enough money.”

I averted my gaze to the floor in front of me, due to be embarrassed.

“No worries, I was planning on treating you, since you did help me by saving the people in the incident I was suppose to take care of.”

I gripped onto my paper with the addresses of the possible part-time offers.

“What about your hero work after the incident?”

“Just leave it to my sidekicks, they’re more than capable to take care of that.”

…

This person is really persistent, and he doesn’t seem to have any intention of giving up.

But still, I could tell that this wouldn’t hurt.

“Alright then, if you don’t mind me intruding.”

XXX

The girl who was sitting across me was trembling, her face turned pale as she stared at the menu.

“300 yen… A cup of coffee costs 300 yen… Isn’t this like, almost the same price as my dinner…?”

Kamikaze Miyuki, this girl’s view and concept of currency is quite abnormal, let alone her eating habit.

And because of that, her growth is clearly much more closer than the others of her age.

“It’s fine, Miyuki, you can order whatever you want.”

“But then, I’ll be wasting your money and-”

“Miyuki,”

Extremely low self-esteem.

Doesn’t want to be a burden to others.

“Just let me treat you for owing you.”

“…”

Looking down at herself in front of others.

“Okay…”

Miyuki hasn’t even made an attempt to take off her jacket, despite the fact she is slightly sweating. Not to mention those black fingerless gloves, she doesn’t seem to be the athletic type at all…

“This strawberry parfait looks really delicious…”

Yet her behaviour doesn’t reflect to any of my suspicions.

“7-700 yen?!”

And it doesn’t seem that she’s not being genuine with her actions and emotions that she is showing.

“Awawawawa…It’s really expensive…”

I still need a bit more information to confirm my hypothesis.

Then I raised my hand to beckon the waitress to come over.

“Excuse me, may I have a black coffee and a strawberrry parfait?”

“Understood, please wait for a few minutes for your order.”

As the waitress walked away, Miyuki was panicking, fidgeting on her seat as she was taken by surprise.

“E-Eh?! Sir. Nighteye, wha-”

“Didn’t I already tell you that it’s fine?”

Instead of what one would usually expect of a fed-up expression, I only smiled at the girl for encouragement.

“Ah, yes… You did…”

Finally, Miyuki calmed down as I fixed my glasses once again.

“By the way, if you don’t mind me asking, what is your quirk? I would like to know about it since you used it to stop that car from earlier.”

In this superhuman society, one is usually judged by their quirk, it is always treated as the value of one’s life after all.

“Umm…It’s c-called Energy Conversion…As the name states, I can convert any type of energy into another within my sight of view.”

“But that means that I cannot control the direction, output and movement of the power, due to the fact I can only convert energy and not manipulating it.And in order to put it into practice, it will take an extremely high level of calculating abilities, so basically, my quirk is useless.”

Bingo.

“Is that actually the case, or is it just your point of view?”

“Huh?”

“Like what you just said, if you’re capable of the needed level of calculations, then it’s not useless.”

“A hero’s strength is not just determined by what your quirk is, but how you use it.”

“…”

“Is that so…”

It seems that I’m going too fast, I might need to slow down the pace for a bit.

“So, you said that you had hesitated, but what made you snap out of it and saved those two?”

“That’s because… I suddenly remembered the reason that my childhood friend had given me when he helped me out when he didn’t have to.”

“You don’t need a reason in order to save someone.”

“I see…”

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“By the way, Miyuki, what is your parents’ occupation?”

“They’re both researchers, doing research about quirks and such.”

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I’m on the right track.

But still, making false accusations is not my style.

Due to domestic violence that Miyuki’s parents did to her, they made her think that her quirk was useless because it was not the experimental result that they wanted.

As a result, they had treated her badly, barely giving her enough money for food, even using her to lash out their frustration.

As a pro hero, I should immediately report this police and allow them to start an investigation.

But something’s not right.

Why hadn’t she attempted to tell anyone about this?

“Miyuki, that ribbon of yours, is that special to you?”

I noticed that she would caress it when she’s feeling down, as if she could get a sense of comfort from it.

“U-Uh, yes…It is…”

“…”

“It sort of calms me d-down, since-”

Needless to say, she didn’t even try to lie.

XXX

“I see, so this boy who is a friend of yours gave it to you, along with that promise?”

“Yes.”

“I-I’m sorry if I bring up some bad memories.”

“No, it’s fine,”

Miyuki then took a bite of the strawberry from her parfait.

“It’s actually a pleasant memory,”

“Of a nice distant dream that I at least had, it’s better than not having it.”

…

This girl needs to be saved.

“To answer your question earlier, the reason why I didn’t want to be come a hero, is that, well…”

“When he told me he didn’t remember this ribbon, I knew he also forgot what the three of us had aimed to become heroes together, so I gave up, there is no use of me being a hero if we don’t do it together.”

No, what died that day wasn’t just her dream, she also gave up upon her own salvation.

She had once silently wished for this boy who promised to become her hero to notice what was wrong with her.

But she waited for too long, and the boy forgot.

She didn’t ask for her other friend’s help because he had already have to deal with being quirkless.

She had only hoped for her hero to save her, yet he didn’t, so there was no use in dwelling in the past if the other doesn’t remember.

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“Miyuki, you’re too kind for your own good.”

“Eh?!Wha-What do you mean?”

Miyuki really reminds me too much of those sisters.

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“But Miyuki, you can’t just let one person decide your future.”

“Even for pro heroes, we always need to look back and remember what is our origin.”

“Origin?”

“The reason why we became a hero.”

“Miyuki,”

“Why did you wanted to become a hero?”

XXX

I was around 7 that time, using the excuse that my parents were never home due to work and that I have no close relatives who live close by, I would go back home myself.

I was passing the shopping district, when I heard someone singing.

“As reality crashes down, I know it is time to say goodbye.

Once upon a dream I’ve seen, it’s nothing more than a sad melody~”

The person who sang in the gigantic TV has a beautiful voice, it was calming, soft, and alluring.

Not to mention, the person herself was really beautiful.

A goddess, one might say.

“Wow, that was an amazing performance, as expected from the Singing Hero Lavender!”

“My my, you’re being too kind.”

“As the head of the prestigious Amaka Family which has given birth to a line of extremely strong heroes known as the Goddess Series, Lavender, despite being only 14 has overcame the events that has taken away her parents and her feet and became one of the youngest heroes who had earned the Provisional Hero License! So Lavender, a lot of your fans had been wondering about the same thing, why did you continued to choose the path of a hero?”

“Well, for starters, I really admire All Might, I do understand that a lot of people admire him for his strength or his charisma, but for me, what I admire about him most is that,”

“He saved those who are incapable of saving themselves.”

“I understand how it feels like to be powerless, twice, actually, and I bet my younger sister does even more, during those times, we would silently wish for somebody to save us, more than anything, even though we don’t want to be a burden to others. And the heroes who still saves us, despite all that,”

“I believe that is what makes a true hero.”

“Those who have strong power should have a larger responsibility, after all, not everyone is born with such power.”

XXX

“Lavender, huh?”

I smiled at the familiar name that Miyuki said so fondly of.

“Sir. Nighteye, is there something the matter?”

“No, funny that you mention Sumire, she actually interned with me.”

“Wait, so you’re saying the person who inspired Lavender to sing charity concerts to save children in need was you?!”

“That’s right, even though Lavender can control water to allow her to ‘walk’, it’s still not convenient enough for her to always fight on the battlefield. In order for one to become a hero, it doesn’t mean that one must fight villains directly.”

“After all, what Lavender had aimed was to save the children mentally.”

“So that is the type of hero you wanted to become?”

“Yes, after all, I do understand the feeling of wanting to be saved.”

“And the reason?”

“…It’s really silly, it was just because the three of us wanted to become heroes together, another promise we made. I believe that I had already mentioned it earlier.”

“And well, perhaps I admired the concept of a hero because I though that it was beautiful.”

“I see…”

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“Miyuki,”

“Yes?”

“In this superhuman society, people become heroes for different reasons.”

“Money, fame…The true concept of what makes up a hero became unclear ever since quirks started to appear.”

“And yet, the concept that you had admired is actually what makes up a true hero.”

“Miyuki, you no doubt have what takes to be a hero.”

“After all, what you had aimed is to save those who cannot save themselves.”

“But trust me, the path of a hero is not easy. It’s extremely hard, but don’t worry, I’ll be on the way to guide you if you wish.”

“…”

That look at her eyes, it was as if nobody has ever showed her such kindness.

The frown on her face reflects the pain and suffering she had been through for her life.

“Why…Are you going so far for someone you I had just meet?”

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“It’s just like as you said, Miyuki,”

“You don’t need a reason in order to save someone.”

“…!?”

Tears began to form in her eyes, then they slowly dripped down onto her face as she stares at me in disbelief.

“…”

Even if I am to save Miyuki, in the end, the only one who can truly save her is that boy who made that promise to her.

“…Is it…really okay…for me…to be…happy…?”

All that I can do right now, is at least make her feel wanted to be saved once again.

“Yeah, it’s okay.”

After all, it is impossible to save someone who doesn’t even wanted to be saved.

“…”

“Thank you very much…”

I patted her head as Miyuki continued to silently sob, she really reminds me too much of the younger Amaka Sister.

After a few minutes, Miyuki managed to calm down and wipe away her tears.

“S-Sorry for being all emotional…”

“It’s really alright.”

“And by the way, Miyuki, about how to use your quirk…”

I then took out one of my name cards and written down the information needed for her.

“Here’s a clue for how you can use it, when you finished eating, head down the street and you should be able to find the DVD rental shop there.”

“Once after you finished watching the series, call that phone number on the card.”

I then stood up, once again fixing my glasses before heading to the counter to pay the bill.

“Ah, thank you very much, Sir. Nighteye!”

“No problem, I’ll be heading back to work then.”

She bowed as I left the coffee shop, not knowing what I was planning ahead.

Yes, I had used my quirk when I patted her head.

And what a future upholds…

XXX

Miyuki then looked at the name card, and stared at the words written by Sir. Nighteye.

“A Certain…Scientific…Railgun…”

It seemed to be the name of a show, perhaps this was the series that Sir. Nighteye wanted her to watch in order to understand how can she utilise her quirk.

As she flipped the name card, she then realised Sir. Nighteye has hidden something below it.

“1-10000 yen?!”

At the other side of the name card wrote: after using the money to rent the DVD, use the remaining for transport fees and to buy proper meals for yourself, I can’t have you train with an empty stomach after all.

Miyuki sighed as she realised that Sir. Nighteye has planned this all along.

“Geez, Sir, I get it,”

“I’ll treat myself better from now on.”

XXX

The encounter that changed her life.

The encounter which lead her to meet her mentor.

Another step closer to salvation.

Another step closer to fixing her relationship with Bakugou Katsuki.

[merlesbians]

merdred D/s filth and crack

disclaimer: i’m not a writer but the one that collaborated with me is.

this one is about this fanfic series

Most of Mordred's searches on porn websites are orgasm denial. Merlin thinks it's cute. -

"Milk or sugar?" "Both." "That a thing now?" "I LIKE MY MAN LIKE MY TEA. FULL OF MILK" "MORDRED NO... I like mine sweet and not too strong." "Yea." - Merlin texts Arthur when Mordred leaves. 'You think I look kinky?' 'Only when you're stressed and biting your lips' 'I do this all the time' 'Really?' 'Oh.' -

Mordred was obviously a first timer because he had no idea how to say no to people he wasn't interested (after all being a sub doesn't mean being held by the first dom that claims him). Merlin saw him all unconfortable with some guy, then approached them "excuse me but this boy is mine, aren't you?" to which Mordred thought THANK YOU MY LORD AND SAVIOR but just answered "Yes Sir. Sorry Sir". Arthur was at the club too, but he was probably too far gone with a femdom and public whipping. Merlin asked if that was ok because he noticed Mordred wasn't comfortable with the guy and Mordred just said that all he needed that moment was to be taken care of.

Mordred noticed Merlin's lips and cheekbones because "THIS LIGHTNING FLATTERS YOUR ANGLES, SIR" "My room is pretty clear and I want to see you whole and properly, boy"

"You a top or a bottom?" "I'm what you want me to be" "Fuck, boy. Can I make you come twice tonight?" "You don't need permission. Sir. And if I try hard we can make it three." "I like you"

Merlin makes Mordred finger and blow him to avoid him touching himself. Then he blows Mordred until the adge, then rides him (and he comes again and just says 'now you broke me' and sleep again). And Merlin makes him tea and biscuits.

Mordred tells his age QAF-like.

After the first night/dat/afternoon WHATEVER  Mordred is getting ready to leave but the mess in the room is absurd and he can't find his underwear. Merlin finds it while cleaning the room and it smells like strawberry (lube, maybe? Did he go ready to bottom to the club?) and Merlin dies a little. -

Merlin always gets paranoid about consent when they drink, but one time they end up having the most vanilla sex to ever vanilla. (Except the biting, Merlin can't help himself) (And hair pulling because PLEASE) Later he discovered that Mordred held his own breath because he can't vanilla (he actually can and it's quite lovely how long it takes for him to come).

- Merlin wants to buy something for Mordred. Morgana tells him to buy leather. He does. A jacket. And a choker. - When Merlin's friend Will meets Mordred, he says "I wonder how this one behaves in bed" because the boy is always ready to explode. Merlin laughs. "He's quite obedient, actually." - Mordred has a lovehate relationship with morning sex because he fucking loves the way Merlin takes care of his mmorning erections, but he has trouble focusing on classes in the morning. - Whenever someone makes a joke to Mordred about him and Merlin, he agrees and grins. "I even call him daddy." - Merlin got in bed too late and too tired because of work things, and Mordred was fast asleep already. When Mordred woke uo, got the sight of Merlin and couldn't wake him up, so he decided to wank in bed watching him. He was halfway through it when Merlin sleepy spooned hims and Mordred and he was all like of fuck and came between their bellies. - "Mordred, the sheets. I can't do laundry every day." "I'm s-" "I'd love to clean you up if you make a mess of yourself." "Mer-" "I can clean myself up too." - Mordred every now and then suggests shower sex. Merlin avoids it because, in some way, it seem s a too intimate thing he'sw not ready to. When they become closer and start thinking about moving together aqnd sheit, Merlin doesn't quite asks it to Mordred, just throws a waterproof lube. (It's also the first time they go bareback) - "I got a cockring to deal with your 17yearoldness." (Mordred didn't dare to make the joke about having a dildo to deal with Merlin's 30yroldness. He would suffer enough already.) - "Where were you?" "Dining with Uth--" "ASDFGHJKL TELL ME MORE" "-er and Arthur." "And were you boys all serious talking about business using your reading glasses?" "Will you ever stop" "Nope" That night: "I'm leaving my tie. And the glasses. You leave the hair pins, boy." Merlin managed to put the pins on Mordred's nipples. He was a begging mess that night. (More than the usual). - Once, Merlin invited Mordred for a Star Wars marathon - but his real intention was to get the D. Mordred was way too excited by the movies to even think about sex. By the end of Return of the Jedi, Merlin was already boiling in arousal and when Mordred said "this is just too exciting!" while Leia's escape, Merlin just screamed FUCK THIS SHIT THEN and procedeed to blow Mordred while getting himself off. Mordred's eyes never left the screen - but his grip on Merlin's hair was saying he was enjoying it thank you very fucking much.

Mordred returned the favor while showing Pacific Rim to Merlin. - Mordred likes the idea of having sex in front of Arthur because Arthur is the only other that has Merlin's heart and still, Arthur would never have Merlin the way he does. - One time Merlin finds Mordred crying at home. Turns out he had had a fucked up dream. Merlin kisses his whole body until he falls asleep again. - Merlin wants a dog. Mordred wants a cat. They get two fishes, called Puppy and Kitten. (Puppy stays at Mordred's and Kitten at Merlin's - until they move together - because they remind them of each other.) - Mordred starts calling Merlin "Emrys" when he wants to show respect. - When Mordred moves in and Merlin has work trips, Mordred sleeps wearing Merlin's clothes. Before he moves in, Merlin notice the clothes he thought he'd lost getting back to his wardrobe. Mordred swears he has 0% guilt on it. "I think the cleaning lady is stealing my clothes" "Hm" "But she's been working for the Pendragons for years, I don't know..." "They must be dirty" AT UNI: "WOA MORDY U LOOK GREAT IN FANCY SHIRTS" Mordred once got off in a Merlin shirt and brought it back without cleaning. - Arthur called Merlin late one night, and while babbling, Merlin was sure Arthur was getting of with his voice - but he never asked if it was truth fearing the answer would be no.

Mordred actually calls Merlin quite often to phonesex. Mostly while he's at Uni, and the classes are too boring. Those little escapades are the highlights of the week - until they're actually together. (Mordred also records himself getting off if he can't talk with Merlin, then sends the audio file to him) - At first, Mordred couldn't swallow so he would take off his mouth. Two times Merlin came on his hair, but he always washed it later. - Very often Merlin would arrive home stressed and tired, but if he could see that Mordred wanted something, he'd get the boy off. - Merlin showed Mordred how to deepthroat with practical demonstration. "Come on, give me your wrists. Yeah, good boy. Gonna show you something now." - Merlin likes to ride his boy because it's the best way to have him undone. One time Mordred drifts off so bad, Merlin thinks it had something to do with the breathplay. - Merlin wants to submit quite often, just to change up things a bit - but he can't refuse Mordred anything (and every single time what Mordred wants is to be taken to the edge) - Phonecall: “yes mordred please come but you‘ll have to put up with drunk Arthur again. Yes. Its football, what can I do?“

“MORDRED IS COMING?“

“Yes.“

“NICE. Mordred is fun.“

“He sure is.“

“That why you‘re not d drinking?“

“Kinda.“

“BUT WE ALL SHOULD DRINK YOU CANT LET ME DRINK ALONE“

“You promise not to creep on us?“

“Mãrlin, please.“

“so you can really take all of merlin‘s cock?“ “I have dreams about merlin and your father.“

“Oh, me too. Someday they might kill each other.“

“... kinky dreams“

“why are you telling me this, christ mordred“

“Dunno, they‘re both hot, thought you‘d agree“

“MY FATHER, MORDRED“

“sorry. Merlin would fuck the bitterness out of him, tho.“

“he would, wouldnt he?“ *frustrated noises because merlin* (Kidding, merlin/uther is not happening)

Merlin, while fingerfucking a tied up mordred and about to suck him off: “Go on with your poetry, then. You manage to finish it, I fuck you. Bare. If you stop, I stop. If you say anything more than the poem, you‘ll be tied all night and I‘ll just have a wank by myself."

That night, before they collapse in a very deep sleep, Merlin kisses him and tells him how good he is. With a lower tone, he says “love your voice“ by Mordreds ear, then kisses his neck, “love you“. He didnt know if Mordred could hear it, but then the boy started holding him harder and he couldn‘t tell if Mordred was going to collapse or just smile. ----

Mordred keeps asking what they‘re doing when he graduates. Merlin cant think of something special that they haven‘t done yet “MY SEXTAPE“

“mordred stop“

“PRETTY PLEASE“

“what if you lose it, what if your computer is stolen, what if, I dont know, my mother finds it“

“I‘ll cook you dinner for a week. A month. Wearing panties.“

“Deal.“

Said month:

(Merlin and arthur entering) “You said Mordred would make dinner? gonna say hi-“ “DONT“

Too late. Arthur caught Mordred making orange juice, sweating and wearing light blue panties. hih ----

Merlin starts a system to make Mordred study.

- "You finish this paper before 9, I let you bite me." - "If you don't miss any classes by the end of the month, I will wear heels." - “You make valedictorian, I wake you up with you already inside me.“

- “You pass, we fuck in lingerie for one week.“

Nobody understands how frustrated Mordred gets if he doesnt do well at uni.

“Mordred y u sulking u probably gonna work with Pendragon as soon as possible your grades are great“

“BUT NOT HOW GREAT I NEED THEM“

------

Merlin had to travel because of job stuff, and he doesn't see Mordred in two weeks. In the meantime, Mordred left his beard grow just because he didn't care about shaving, and by the end of the time away he goes meet with Merlin at the airport. 'Holy shit, Mordred.' 'Hey! Missed me?' 'If I knew you'd look so hot with facial hair I'd order you so much earlier to keep it' 'So you like the too-lazy-to-shave look on me?' 'Enough to be thinking about letting you welcome me with a bathroom blowjob right here' 'I thought you weren't into public display' 'We can lock the door. Come on.'

[batfam-imagines]

Blind Musician

@redfirecatherinetodd I’m sorry it took so long but I finally did it!!

Request:  I love ur work. Do u think u could make a fanfic about Jason and a blind musician but she's Damian's friend so he won't let them be alone and he spies on their dates or something like that. Please and thank you

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Being Damian’s friend was amazing. He was one of the few people who treated you like a normal person, but he was also extremely protective of you.

“Damian Wayne, I am positive that I can get to my piano on my own”

“tt, you might fall. You are unfamiliar with the terrain of Wayne Manor; I will not allow you to be hurt.”

You chuckle, “I manage to get around my own messy apartment just fine, I don’t know why you continue to doubt me”

“If you would allow me to move you into the Manor, I wouldn’t be concerned about your wellbeing. You would not be alone here”

You turn blind eyes on your best friend, “And how would I be able to get around this huge place, I might fall down the stairs”

“Then let me move you into the penthouse! Your apartment has stairs as well! What if you fall down those!”

You roll your eyes, smacking his ankle with your cane. “Just take me to the piano, Dami, before I beat you with this cane”

You can hear Damian growl as you start to walk forward on your own, using your cane to find the leg of the piano, “Y/N!”

Sliding into the seat, you place your fingers over the keys. That’s the good thing about pianos, no matter which one you’re at, a piano is always the same. “Will you write the notes for me? I’ve been working on this for a while, but I just need it written down”

“Of course. Give me a moment to get the sheets. Stay here, the Manor is too large for you to wander around in.”

You wave your hand, dismissing his words. You started to play, the music absorbed you, cradling you in its notes. Music was your one escape, the onetime where no one pitied you for being blind. You were so absorbed in the music that you didn’t hear the door open, or hear that person lean against the wall to listen to you play. Ending the song with a flourish, you let the last note hold out for an extra second.

“That was amazing” You let out a shriek at the unexpected noise.

“Y/N!!” Damian burst into the room, “Todd! How dare you intrude!”

“Damian! Don’t hit me! Shit! I didn’t know I was intruding!”

There were sounds of a fight, papers fluttering to the ground, and the sound of fists hitting flesh. “Damnit, stop!”

“Y/N, are you alright?” Damian asked, you can hear him standing up and making his way over to you. He purposefully steps heavy, just so you can hear him.

“I’m fine! Why did you attack him?!” You turn on the bench, “Are you alright, sir?”

“Name’s Jason, sweetheart. Damn Damian, you hit hard” The other man, Jason, walks up to the bench, “I heard you playing, it was beautiful. I-I’m sorry for intruding.”

You blush. No one other than Damian had heard you play an original piece. “Um, thank you. I’m sorry that Damian hurt you. You – you can listen anytime you want”

“Todd has no appreciation of musical instruments. I doubt he is truly able to appreciate your brilliance”

“Are you saying my music isn’t worth appreciating? Because he obviously enjoyed my playing”

“You know that isn’t what I meant. I do not want him to take advantage of you. Todd has never been good at being gentle with anything”

You roll your eyes, “I don’t need to be handled with kid-gloves, Dami” You stick your hand out, waiting until Jason takes it before talking, “It’s nice to meet you, Jason. My name’s Y/N”

Jason chuckled, “It’s good to finally meet you. We’ve been wondering where Damian runs off to on the weekends”

“That would be to my apartment. He says that he needs to escape from his crazy family, and with how easily you two just started a fight”

Jason chuckles, “Well, he did attack me. I have to go, Alfred needs my help in the kitchen. I’ll see you two at dinner”

You smirk, “Was that a blind joke? ‘See you at dinner’?”

Jason sucks in a sharp breath, “No! Nonono! I promise it wasn’t! I didn’t mean to say that! I'm so sorry!”

You burst into laughter, “I’m just kidding! God! Don’t take things so personal!”

Damian snickers, “She does that all the time, don’t mind her. She likes to use her inability to see to make people uncomfortable”

You grin, “It’s the only way to get people to realize that I’m not some delicate flower. And come on, that was funny”

“It was pretty damn funny” Jason mumbled.

--

After dinner that night you were invited over to Wayne Manor a lot more. Bruce likes that you didn’t let Damian get away with everything. And you enjoyed spending time with Jason, you hoped that he would want to spend more time with you.

--

Your doorbell buzzes, “Hello?”

“Hey, Y/N. It’s Jason, can I come up?”

“Sure, ill buzz you in”

A minute later there’s a knock on the door, “It’s me!”

“Hey, Jay. This is a nice surprise” You pull him into a brief hug, and shut the door behind him.

“I haven’t seen you in a while, I just wanted to check up on you”

“I forgot to respond to your text! Is that why you’re here?”

“Well … yeah”

“You’re almost as bad as Damian!” you laugh, “I’m sorry I worried you. I lost my phone and can’t seem to find it.”

Jason rolls his eyes, “Well, let me find it, and I’ll get out of your hair”

“You don’t need to leave, Jay, you can stay for a while. I could really use your input on a new song”

“I’d love to stay. I actually have something to talk to you about”

“Let me make some tea, and then we can sit down”

Once the tea is boiled and poured, you reach out to touch Jason’s arm, “What was it you wanted to talk to me about?”

Jason clears his throat, “I … um … I wanted to know if you’d want to go out to dinner … with me?”

“Like a date?”

“Yes”

You grin, “I’d love to go on a date with you!”

“How about Saturday? I’ll pick you up at 6:00?”

“Perfect!” You reach out and wrap your arms around Jason

“Now I really do have to go now, Y/N. I was supposed to meet Dick 30 minutes ago.”

You pull back, “Alright. Were you really that upset that I didn’t text you back?”

“Damian and I have been talking about ways to make sure you’re safe. I guess his paranoia has started to rub off on me”

“I was painting, and I lost my phone! Between you and Damian! You guys are ridiculous!”

Jason pulls back, “You paint?”

You chuckle, “Of course I paint! I paint and I play music! Those are some of the few things that ‘optically challenged’ people can do! Do you know how hard it is to get a job when you’re blind?”

“No one’s ever mentioned your painting before, not even Damian”

You blush, “He doesn’t know, I haven’t even showed anyone my paintings other than buyers.”

“Can I see them?” You nod and walk into your guest room, gesturing to the paintings that are scattered all over, “Holy shit they’re beautiful!!”

“Really? I don’t know that they look like, one of my buyers said that they look like galaxies”

“God, how can you be so talented!”

“I’m really not, Jay, but thank you. Didn’t you say you had to leave?”

“Um, yeah, I do. Can I come in here and take inventory on these, I can help you sell them?”

“I would love that! It would help me so much. But I can hear your phone blowing up, Dick is probably pissed that you’re blowing him off”

Jason chuckles, “I’ll see you on Saturday, I put your phone on the charger. I saw about 6 texts from Damian, so I would expect him next”

“Good! He can help me pick out a dress to wear!”

Jason chuckles and heads to the door, “Good bye, Y/N”

You lean up pressing a kiss to the side of his face, you hope it was his cheek, “Bye, Jay”

--

Jason was right. Damian showed up at your apartment about 10 minutes after Jason left, in a complete panic.

“Y/N!!!” He shouted

“How the hell did you even get in the building?!” You yell back, “Please tell me you didn’t break in … again!”

“I climbed in through the window, so no, I didn’t break anything.”

You hum, “I’m fine by the way. I just lost my phone. Jason freaked out too, so he stopped by and helped me find it. He also asked me on a date, Dami!!!”

“He what?!?!”

“He asked me on a date!!” You dance around in a little circle, “I need you to help me pick out a dress!”

Damian doesn’t answer right away but you assume that he is still across the room, so you startle when he grabs your arm, “You are allowing yourself to be courted by, Todd!?!?”

“Yes, Dami. We are going on a date. What’s the big deal?”

“Do you know who he really is?!?” Damian growled.

“Yes, Red Hood”

You may not be able to see it, but you know that you managed to shock Damian, “H-How did you …?”

“Did you really think I wouldn’t figure it out? You come into my apartment through the window, and you are wearing armor and a cape. I know you’re Robin, and I assume Bruce is Batman, Dick is Nightwing, Jason, who’s the black sheep of the family, is the Red Hood, but I haven’t figured out who Red Robin is, I haven’t met your other brother. What was his name? Tom?”

“Tim”

“Ah, yes, Tim”

You can hear Damian sit down on your bed, and you turn back to the closet, “How did you know?”

“Your footsteps around different when you’re I uniform, Jason smells like gun powder, Dick isn’t around here much and neither is Nightwing, with Bruce I just kinda guessed”

“Oh, alright, those are reasonable conclusions. Which dress do you intend to wear?”

“I was thinking the green one”

Damian hums, “I prefer the dark purple one.”

“I do like that one” You murmur, “What if I wear it with the amethyst necklace you got me last year?”

“You would look beautiful. I will make sure that Todd takes you to a respectable restaurant”

“That sounds great Dami, now you need to go. Don’t think I forgot that you have a meeting with the Board at WE”

Damian groans, “I had hoped to avoid that meeting”

“Nope! You have to go! I need to continue composing my song”

Damian groaned, but walked to the door, “I shall see you Saturday before your date. I shall help you get ready”

“Thanks Dami! Have fun at your meeting!”

--

The date so far was amazing. There haven’t been any lulls in the conversation, and you were enjoying each other’s company. The appetizers had just arrived when Jason startled you with a groan.

“What is it?” You ask, confused.

“Damian just walked in. I knew he wouldn’t let us go on a date alone”

You can’t help but burst into laughter, missing the glares that were shot in your direction, “Please tell me you’re joking. He’s really here?”

“Yes, and he’s glaring at me. I feel like he’s going to attack me”

“He won’t hurt you, I promise. Isn’t that right Damian? Because I know you bugged me, and I know you can hear me. Nod your head for Jason, Dami”

“Oh my God, he just nodded! How did you know he bugged you?”

“I’ve known this necklace was bugged and had a tracking device in it since he gave it to me. It’s why I keep it in a special box when I’m not wearing it”

It’s Jason who bursts into laughter this time, “Oh that’s rich! You’re amazing you know that?”

Taking a sip of water, you try to cover up your blush, “Thank you”

“I really how you’ll agree to go out with me again”

“I’d love to, as long as you don’t mind my tail. I doubt he will ever let us go out alone”

“I don’t mind. I want to take you to the orchestra for our next date”

“I would love to go to the orchestra!” You clear your throat nervously, “and maybe you’d like to come to one of my concerts?”

Jason places one of his large hands on top of yours, “I will always say yes to hearing you play, you’re my favorite musician”

You giggle when Jason lifts your hand to him lips, placing a gentle kiss against your knuckles, “Good, because I like it when you listen”