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Our Guest Stars!
In honor of our trailer releasing tomorrow, happy Audio Drama Sunday!
@totcoc0a
#audio drama#audio fiction#podcast#all at sea podcast#all at sea#allatseapod#our guest star(fish)#another new joke#I��m having a whale of a time#shell you might as well follow#queer audio drama#audio drama sunday
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i'll let phie-san say it:
#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core#also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language#also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing#i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native#and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about#but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language#anyway she can step on those haters <3#also like. itâs just some lines in a song people need to relaxâŚ#megan thee stallion#autoplay warning#japan#japanese#language#mamushi
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Today in đâ¨October surprisesâ¨đ
⢠Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg and Secretary of Labor Julie Su quietly assisted in winning labor rights for dockworkers, ending a strike that could have had catastrophic economic consequences. (10-4-24)
⢠In Springfield, Ohio, where Haitian migrants have been blamed for the disappearance of local animals with Trump claiming ââmigrants are walking offâ with geese in the townâ and âtheyâre eating the dogsâ - a lie also promoted by JD Vance, Ohioâs own sitting Senator, with no evidence - it turns out that the missing geese were actually the victims of a 64-year-old white man who was hunting illegally. (10-3-24)
⢠A Trump-appointed federal judge blocked Bidenâs student loan forgiveness plan again after another judge reinstated it earlier this week. (10-3-24)
⢠Republicans and crazy Facebook uncles everywhere have spent this week spreading disinformation about the FEMA response to Hurricane Helene, including AI photos of Trump standing in floodwater and wild claims that Biden is sending money to undocumented immigrants. In reality, the Biden-Harris administration has provided substantial emergency assistance and both Biden and Harris have visited the region. Meanwhile, it turns out that Trump was the one who redirected money from disaster relief to send to ICE during his presidency. Shocker. (10-4-24)
⢠Seriously, though, Trump is not who you want to call in an emergency. Before allowing disaster relief to reach victims of wildfires in California, then-president Trump forced aides to show him an electoral map to see if he had voters there. He evidently intended to withhold the aid if he found out it was going to mostly Democratic voters. This would be a career-ending scandal in any other political era but alas, we are living in this one. (10-3-24)
⢠Finally, far-right extremist and Oklahoma superintendent of schools Ryan Walters intends to put Bibles in public schools, which is already disturbing, but in a stunning display of corruption, the only ones that meet his specifications are the so-called âTrump Biblesâ that include the Constitution and Declaration of Independence. They go for $60 apiece and Trump gets fees from each one. (10-4-24)
No, wait, Iâm going to say that one again:
In Oklahoma, taxpayersâ money will be used to put Trump Bibles in public schools. Their money will go directly to Trump. Not a joke!!! Not an exaggeration!!!
âŚSurely the voters who are still undecided are lying, right?? Right?!
30 days until Election Day.
Go to vote.org for a sample ballot, early voting dates, and more. Seriously, we have to win.
#guys should I start a substack#joking but seriously. Pay Attention! Itâs Time! lots happening and#remarkably little reporting on the wildfires thing and the julie su/pete buttigieg win!#I think the Oklahoma thing is actually organized crime?#he already has a rico case is he trying to get another one#us politics#mine#us news#kamala 2024#vote
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PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#MDZS AU#mdzs modern au#My posting of this comic is equivalent to the classic 'running through airport' scene. Wait! Please! I promised a new comic today!#It's still Christmas somewhere...I can't wait a whole year of sitting on this joke.#This comic is for everyone who does *not* celebrate Christmas. I wish you a wonderful week just the same!#The twist here isn't getting LWJ to get into the Holiday Spirit.#It's getting WWX to shut the hell up.#We still got the meet ugly and the 'city mouse and country mouse' tropes at play though.#Pour one out for LWJ 'If another tourist asks me to play Christmas music on my guqin I am going to start biting'#Pour one directly over the head of 'I need this guy to start biting because it would be hilarious' WWX.#I just think this concept has a lot of good antic potential. Feel free to toss ideas in the comments. I might draw more if I get inspired!
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Headcanon: Deep down they both want to be their fairy godparent/godkid again after losing them, but don't believe they deserve each other and feel like they aren't worthy to be their companion anymore
They both need counseling and therapy as a whole package
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#peri#peri fairywinkle cosma#dev dimmadome#fop a new wish#peri fairly oddparents#a new wish#periwinkle#the fairly oddparents#dev#my art#fanart#I like how both Peri and Dev is the type who prefers not directly express their feelings because they want to be seen as cool/independent#and be loved by the people that they care of#in other words#a tsundere//hit#jokes aside I like to think another reason why Dev cried during that scene is because-#he realized he's doing the same thing that his dad has done to him but on Peri#and yet Peri still cares for him despite his treatment towards him#like how Dev still loves his dad despite being a terrible father#and just..want to do everything right by him to earn his dad affection#man#Also ngl I have a hunch that Dev might still remember since Hazel's ''no rule'' wish was pretty vague#so maybe he counts in that wish?#plus he was wearing sunglasses before the memory wipe which maybe that won't affect him as well?#you can see I'm coping rn#I do hope this is only temporary and we will see them being back together in season 2 tho#giving them both some time to reflect and growth#because Peri clearly needs more experience in his job and Dev needs his character development for season 2
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Has AJ and Chester ever secretly talked to each other about how off it feels with âTimmyâ after he came back? Do they wonder why he is so odd even though he is in general the same?
They canât question it much, right? Since it IS Timmy. Just not the same Timmy they used to know.
They've had discussions. AJ and Chester has picked up how Timmy's... changed somewhat. He doesn't initiate conversations as often, he doesn't create schemes as he used to, and worst of all- Timmy doesn't laugh at their jokes!!!
But his cheer and optimism has never left, and he's still overeager to do all sorts of things with them!!! AJ and Chester chalks it up to Timmy growing up faster than they are. They did their best to slow him down to their pace though.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#fop aj#fop chester#fop chester mcbadbat#chester mcbadbat#chimmy changa#asks#snsp6#itty bitties fop au#whenever timmy falls into weird lulls aj and chester like. goes ALL OUT to try and bring the 'Timmy' back to him#timmy cant understand their jokes? they just gotta make BIGGER jokes!!!!#timmy cant seem to get why the crimson chin does X in the comics?#time for them to dress up and play crimson chin in the backyard!!!!!#it doesnt take much to get him back to normal but they go all out anyways#part of growing up is accepting that you change and become someone different#aj and chester had to learn this the hard way with timmy as they got older#but another part of growing up is learning to accept that you're still you!!!#which is also what they had to learn with timmy#he may be different now but he's still their friend and he's still timmy turner#at least in the ways that matters to them
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As promised another comic! <3
#consistent plot lines? not really⌠but have some random scenes#for the new peeps: caroline was basically the miss pauling for the tf classic mercs and thats how she knew the administrator#pitched this idea to mona as a joke - but well here we are#i should probably explain how glados is back online if portal 2 didnt happen⌠ughh well get to that#there is another party involved which you guys havent seen yet#portal hat simulator#miss pauling#administrator tf2#glados#portal#tf2#portal 2#team fortress 2#red does art#fanart
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some silly metal doodles because i looooove them ^^
#my art#sonic#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sonic fandom#doodles#sketch#metal sonic#metal sonic fanart#neo metal sonic#the larger neo metal drawing is a ref to an inside joke lol#this is self care for me#theyre so so so sos ossosososo#im still working on other stuff - my drawing tablet cord broke so I got a new one! this was my first opportunity to doodle again since then#but all is well now :D hopefully I can keep up my motivation#hoping to finish some drawings over the next couple days ^^#on another note - im trying some fun background stuff#i like it so :D#maybe itd be fun to format doodles this way from now on#i ramble too much in tags
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Honestly if they find Luigi guilty I feel like the backlash from the American people will be more than they bargained for.
#and I donât think heâs the shooter#it feels so very sketchy how they found him#the NYPD is a joke and has a history of being pieces of shit#of course they would frame someone#deny defend depose#I hope another ceo gets popped#before the new years
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Thinking about thunder bringer
#epic the musical#epic the thunder saga#epic odysseus#odyessus#thunder bringer#THE WISDOM SAGA COMES OUT TONIGHT?#please tell me someone gets this joke đ#when does a man become a monster when does ripple become a tidal wave and now your not getting home for another 10 years#Iâm a little new to the fandom pls be nice
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actually there's a huge difference between queerbaiting/"Hey guys look how gay these two are haha they're definitely gonna end up together, give us views uwu oh- never mind oops they're going to superhell" and "Hey it's 2004-2012 and there's no way we can get away with having our protags/main couple be two gay men but we really want to show these two are soulmates so we'll do it through subtext and underlying messages and by literally telling you over and over again their relationship is the most stable and important in the entire show, and the ending will imply they lived and died together", and it's insane that some of yall don't see how these two are not the same fucking thing.
#saw a very Shit Take about hilson earlier and im like. hm. some of yall have no idea what gay rep was like before 2016ish and it shows!#i feel like usa queer ppl have forgotten that this is actually still the norm about queer rep in most non-USA places#or are young enough/new enough in fandom that they dont know this was actually the most we'd get at the time#like if it was queerbaiting it would eventually be played as a joke Haha No Homo#but it wasnt. like. their relationship was shown to be THE most stable and important one in both their lives & the show overall#they literally destroyed their LIVES to be with each other. repeatedly.#anyway i could write an entire 10 page thesis on the matter but i have an actual exam in three hrs so. another time#house md#hilson#greg house#james wilson#gregory house#house x wilson
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River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 9/?
#another body of water joke i hope yall get it đ#doctor who#dw#new who#the doctor#11 doctor#11th doctor#eleventh doctor#10 doctor#10th doctor#tenth doctor#river song#river x doctor#river x eleven#river x ten#doctorriver#text post meme#dw text posts#river text posts
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Tim suffers from a situation where he occasionally commits thought crime (thinks about how killing someone would be easier/how he would like someone to be dead/plans out how to kill someone) but does the right thing in person, and doesn't kill people and will act heroically to save even the lives of villains and people he hates. Which gets him cancelled as lacking in morals and being 'two seconds from killing at any time'. While someone like Jason, who commits actual crimes in person but validates the reasons for doing it in his head, gets lauded for why killing drug dealers is excellent and should be morally correct.
Maybe it's a bit law and justice and rules follower of me, but thinking the bad thoughts and still doing the right thing is a better approach than doing the bad thing while telling yourself it's for the right reasons actually.
Actions are more important than what you say in the privacy of your own mind. That's the bit other people can see and interpret.
#am I annoyed at yet another round of 'Tim would kill everyone in a second' jokes#when he's the only character who gets what is canonically a known bad alternate future attributed to be his morality#have you looked closely at Batman 666 for Damian is all I'm saying#because that's exactly the same sort of bad future#or how many Dick Elseworlds just involve Dick taking people out (The New Order; DC v Vampires; etc)#let alone (sigh) Bruce and just for starters everything about the Dark Multiverse
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#âalright talk to me what do we got?â with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#âthe purple one you always bringâ maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#âuh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?â maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#âthis is salmon and rye bread đâ â(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that đâ â(charmed) and so is that đŤąâ#âill try your favourite firstâ GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#âsalmon and rye breadâthats the famous one đ¤â [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#âherringâ âherrin' đ¤ ?â âeating all this her-RINGâ no notes#âis this just another salmon on rye breadâ he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#âdifferent salmon? smoked?â the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#âi still love your country thoughâ and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews âjokesâ BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#âwhat the hell do i do with this thing?â MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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if there's one thing kingdom hearts taught me, it's that you're either a sora or a xehanort
the two genders
#I can't believe I'm making another KH gender joke#my transness since getting back into that game have unlocked a whole new dimension of humor#kingdom hearts
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Jay from Ninjago does not have amnesia. He has never had amnesia, and should never get amnesia. Nothing against amnesiacs, but he has had his memories for 10+ years. We all grew up with Jay and why would we let them change him for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character with amnesia, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Jay should keep his memories. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will NOT contact the new writer on Instagram because that's really fucking rude and also I have better things to do
#to clarify this is a joke#i love the new cole copypasta going around so i had to make my own#i also saw another one about jay but he's my favorite so of course i had to make one about him#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#jay walker
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