#anon. i know you asked for only vernon but him and seungkwan are a buy one get one free deal i fear

[chugging-antiseptic-dye]

•°. *࿐ vernon

◦ words: overcharge, sweet, and slap (> 600 words)

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“Did you really have to make them kiss?” Vernon asked, peeking into your laptop.

Slamming the top of the laptop closed, you let out a strangled noise of protest and say,

“I think it's sweet! Don’t you think everyone deserves a happy ever after?” 

With amusement in his voice, Vernon replied, “Even if they didn’t, you would have forced them to have one anyways. But what I don’t get is why do you like writing gay fanfiction about 2D people so much.?”

“What is that supposed to mean? Are you making fun of me?” You ask tersely.

“No, of course not, babe”, Vernon placates, raising his hands in surrender. “Maybe I will understand it more if you write something about real people.” He clicked his fingers as the world’s best idea dawned on him. “I know! Why don't you write about me and Boo?”

Your brain stutters to a stop and you can’t help but look at your boyfriend disbelievingly. Maybe, I am dreaming right now, you think. To make sure that you aren’t hallucinating or going stark raving mad, you go,

“Are you asking me to write a yaoi fic about you and your best friend?”

“Yeah, write a boover, solkwan or whatever they call it.”

You correct him automatically, “it's solboo”

“Yeah, solboo. Write a solboo fic. I think Seungkwan would love to see what kind of person you write him as.”

You had a secret. Sometimes, just sometimes, you didn't know if your boyfriend was kidding or not. This was one of those times. Trying to test the waters, you hum and say, “I would have to charge you then. This writer doesn't work for free.”

Vernon nods approvingly. “Of course, the fact that you are willing to write for free usually doesn't mean you shouldn't know your worth. Good job standing up for yourself, babe. And you should even add an overcharge if I annoy you like this.”

“Thank you”, you giggle.

He continues, “And since you are charging, can I make some requests? Can you add in a fight scene or something? I would like to beat something up. Wait, let me ask Seungkwanie if he wants to be in a fight too.” 

Vernon looks around to see where he put his phone. He made a beeline for it when he found it. With an aha, he shoots a text and comes back to sit next to you.

“What did you text him about?” You ask bemusedly.

“Huh?”

“What did you say to Seungkwan?”

Vernon was starting to get a bit confused by this exchange.

“I asked him if he wanted to be in a fight?”

“This and nothing else?”.

You try to clamp down the giggles that are bubbling inside you.

“Is there anything else to say?”

But thinking about Seungkwan's face when he sees the text Vernon sent, you can't help but break into a peal of laughter. Much to the growing confusion of your boyfriend, you laughed straight for five minutes. Forcing yourself to wrestle the conversation back to where you guys were, you say,

“A fight scene maybe a bit too much for me but I could add in a slap for you.”

A bit offended, Vernon shoots back “I don't want to get slapped for no reason.”

“Why would it be for no reason? Maybe you cheated on Seungkwan?”

“If I did, then I would deserve it and more but I would never cheat on him.” Vernon protested.

The slowly heating up banter between the couple in the cozy apartment and snowflakes whirling around the air outside was the opposite in every way but one. Both of them were where they belonged.

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The audacity

Seventeen 14th member

Hayun’s masterlist

“Seventeen won’t take bs when it comes to Hayun”

Requested by: two (2) anons    

cw: offensive language

a/n: Feel free to share your thoughts with me. Requests are open! 💙

(to my brazilians around, this gif is svt’s version of ninguem solta a mão de ninguem)

The arrival of dancers made the practice room even more crowded and noisy than usual. It was one of the few times Seventeen worked with an outside dance team, and they happened to have a lot of new faces around, who needed time to figure out the staging and how things were working so far.

After they ran through the choreography a couple of times, the choreographer called in a break, allowing the huge group to instantly clear the middle space and separate themselves into small circles of conversations.

Seungcheol, Jeonghan, and Joshua instantly met each other and began chatting about dinner plans and whatnot. Slowly approaching Jun and Wonwoo, the oldest filled them in on what they're deciding until he starts searching for someone.

“So, we could order it on the next break and have someone grab it for us. Anyway, did anyone see Hayun?”

“Making friends, as usual,” Wonwoo comments, pointing at the other corner of the room where the girl was surrounded by four dancers.

“Hayun-ah” The leader waves her over and waits as she jogs to his side “We're talking about dinner, what do you think about-”

“Oh, those guys were talking about this new restaurant that opened downtown, I was thinking of tagging along with them” She points back at the group and watches as her members nod “But I can cancel, of course”

“No, go ahead. It's just a meal” Joshua goes to wave her off when Seungkwan approaches them with crossed arms.

“Yeah. Just a meal. Until she's suddenly ditching us during the holidays and moving out with her new friends” The boy pouts, turning his face away from the group. Hayun reaches up to ruffle his hair before landing a soft slap.

“Says the dude who is friends with half of the entertainment industry” Ignoring his eye roll, she turns back to the rest of their little huddle “Well, if nobody else will feel betrayed”

“I was kidding” Seungkwan whines and Scoups pushes her away from them “Stop being dramatic and go do your mingling”

Going back to the group of dancers, Hayun resumes chatting with them for a couple of minutes before the break is over.

After more hours of running over every tiny detail for the stage, the rehearsal finally ends and the scattering of people begins. Hayun takes a couple of minutes talking about minor adjustments with the members and just checking up on them before searching for the four friends she had made that evening.

“Hey, how do you guys plan on heading there?” She asks, taking a sip from her water bottle and missing the glances between the two boys and two girls.

“Actually, we might have to do it another day,” The girl closest to her says and flips a hair strand off of Hayun's shoulder. “We got pretty tired from this last session”

“And work tomorrow it's going to start pretty early, you know. It's best to let this go for today,” The boy nods to her before pulling out his phone from his pocket and slightly turning away from the idol.

“Yeah, I get it. That's okay, we'll reschedule it then” Hayun smiles and gives them a thumbs up “I'll head to the dorms, then. Have a good rest, and tomorrow we'll talk more”.

Sending her some quick waves and small smiles, the four dancers waited for Hayun to turn around before sharing an annoyed look and sighing.

The practice room slowly grows empty, only leaving Wonwoo and Vernon who lost an incredible game of rock, paper, scissors, and had to stay behind to clean up everything. Finally turning off the lights, the two boys head out into the hallway and spot a group of four people standing by the entrance.

“Aren't those the people Hayun was talking to earlier,” Vernon asks quietly before a voice from the group reaches them.

“Why is this damn cab taking so long? We should have let that airhead tag along”.

“Agreed. She would have talked our ears off, but at least we would have made it to the club already”.

Sharing a look, the two idols stop walking and listen closely to understand if the dancers are talking about what the boys think they're talking about.

“That was so stupid. Why would you invite her in the first place? She's so annoying”.

“I mean, having an idol considering you a friend would be fun, right? Especially with the Christmas season coming up. Can you imagine the gifts she would buy us?”

“Yeah, dude. We wouldn't even need to worry about paying for stuff anymore. Just have Hayun tag along anywhere and, boom, no more tabs to pay.”

“But also, no more functioning eardrums”

“No, you have a point. She seems like she'd give us her credit card password on the third time we hung out. Not to mention, looking at her position in contrast with ours. You don't even have to befriend her, but be on her good side, and she'll make sure to give us more gigs within Pledis”.

Standing frozen, Wonwoo and Vernon listened to everything they were saying and shared looks of disbelief. Having enough of it, the oldest cleared his throat and slung his bag, making it hit his own back with enough force to make a thumping sound.

“Let's go, Vernon,” He ignored the four people standing before them with wide eyes and resumed walking. Once shoulder to shoulder with one of the dancers, Wonwoo stopped again and said while looking ahead, “Next time, be careful of whom you're talking about”.

Vernon, on the other hand, made eye contact with each dancer before raising one eyebrow and following the oldest. After closing the car door, he groaned annoyed, “Can you believe they had… ”

“… the fucking audacity” Jeonghan places his cup on the table, face showcasing utter disgust after Wonwoo told him what they had listened before leaving the Pledis building.

“Show me who those people are again tomorrow. I'll make sure they never step inside our practice room, ever again,” Hoshi points out.

“Is there a way of not having them tomorrow? I'm afraid Scoups Hyung might commit murder” Dokyeom brought attention to the leader standing on the corner of the kitchen.

Looking like he was plotting an illegal act, Seungcheol scoffs and pushed himself away from the cabinets. “The bare minimum you would expect from someone is that they can be professional. I swear, those people are getting an earful for talking about Hayun within a billion-meter ratio from where I work”.

“It's best to let it rest until tomorrow's performance is done. After we'll probably never see them again, so there's not much point causing any visible disturbance.” Laying a hand on the leader's arm, Woozi tried to make some sort of sense, but all it did was cause Scoups to roll his eyes.

“We can't just act like nothing happened”

“We also can't change anything about the choreography until then” Hoshi butts in and takes a breath trying not to jump in the 'let's hunt them down' train.

“They already know Wonwoo and Vernon heard them trash-talking her, so I'm not letting them have it easy tomorrow.” Jeonghan rolls his eyes and pointed to both Woozi and Hoshi, “I'm speaking my mind the first moment I see those sons of bitches, you're free to wait until the show's over”.

“About that, I don't think we should tell Hayun what happened” Joshua, who had been quiet the entire time, speaks, drawing attention to him. “Not until, as you said, the show is over, and we won't see them again. You know that she's probably going to get disappointed about it”.

“And you expect her to not go running to meet her new 'friends' once we arrive at the venue?” Wonwoo raises an eyebrow, but Mingyu shakes his head and backs the older up.

“We just have to keep her entertained around us. Fill in Dino, Seungkwan, and Myungho later, and have them help with making sure the group doesn't run into her”.

Raising his hand, Vernon casually mumbles “Maybe don't tell Seungkwan, he won't be able to hide his feelings about the whole thing”

“Myungho won't either” Jun comments and the room falls silent at the sound of the remaining members chatting and approaching the kitchen.

“Wow, you make a meeting and forget to call in the main characters” Hayun laughs walking through the room and opening the fridge for a beer “So, when's the food arriving?”

~

Hayun is sitting on the makeup chair, casually watching Scoups and Jeonghan whispering to each other from the mirror's reflection, when a hand lands on her shoulder and another holds out a smoothie for her.

“Whatcha thinking about?” Joshua sits on the chair next to her while Mingyu punctures the drink's lid with a straw.

Without taking her eyes off the mirror, she nods with her head to it. “Those two are up to something”

“Scoups and Jeonghan Hyung? Nah, they're always like that. Sharing secrets and stuff,” Mingyu giggles, shoving the straw inside her mouth and shifting to stand in front of the mirror. “Cute nail polish, when did you have time to get it done?”

“Oh, these are acrylics. This lady was just putting them on” Hayun falls into his trap and began analyzing the design with some occasional comments from the boys.

Peace has seemingly set inside the dressing room, yet it doesn't last long until Dino's loud “Uh?” caught the attention of the members, who turned to see what he and Vernon were doing.

Trying to shut the youngest up, Vernon makes it very obvious to the guys that he had just filled Dino in with the “frenemies” situation. Most of them try to brush it off and not bring more attention to it. Seungkwan, however, approaches them by, very loudly, asking what's up.

“What are you talking about?” He boringly fixes up his outfit. Vernon can feel the burning eyes of Jeonghan on his skull as he tries to deviate the conversation to another topic.

“Did you go see catering already? I heard they had a coffee machine”.

“Wait. Does he not know what happened?” Dino fails to read the room properly and instigates the older boy.

“What happened? Why is everyone sharing secrets all of a sudden? Is the thing you're discussing why Scoups Hyung seems ready to jump someone”.

The timing of events can't be worse, as the makeup artist taps Hayun's shoulder to let her know they were done. Within seconds, the girl gets up and turns to where the three youngest were standing.

“What's with the gossiping? Did Vernon lose his airpods again?” She brushes away from Joshua as he tried to hold her in place and waves off Mingyu when, in a panic, he suggests they should check out the pigeons outside.

“What? No! I mean, yeah! How unfortunate, isn't it?” Vernon jumps around his answers and tries looking for anyone willing to help him out.

“Just tell her about it” Approaching them from the door, Jeonghan, now without the leader's company, shrugs his shoulders, making Hayun raise an eyebrow.

“Jeonghan, at least wait until the day is over,” Joshua speaks through his teeth and the boy rolls his eyes.

“Well, she already knows something is up, and to be fair I don't know what good hiding this will bring. At least, if she feels like doing something about it, she'll have the chance right now”.

“Do something about it? Hadn't we agreed that the best is to wait until the performance is over and just never see them again?”

“What even are you talking about?” Hayun shuts them both up and Jeonghan and Joshua turned to her with annoyed expressions, “Don't even look at me like that. You're the ones mentioning me as if I'm not in the room”.

Placing a hand on her shoulder, Joshua tilts his head a little and speaks softly, “Trust me for a moment here, it's best if you brush it aside. Until later at least, and then we can settle it as you wish”.

“Wha- Just spill it out for fucks sake. I'm going to combust if you don't tell me right now whatever this all means,” Hayun puffs, punching his shoulder. Just as Joshua opens his mouth to say the same thing again, Jeonghan beats him and shoves himself in front of the girl.

“Do you recall those dancers you were planning to go out with yesterday? Yeah, well, turns out they're all little shits who were trash-talking you, and just overall talking crap, yesterday”

“Jeonghan” Joshua repressed the older who does nothing but wave him off.

“Doesn't matter what they said because you're nothing of it, and-” Adverting his eyes for a second, Jeonghan stares to the side, where half of Scoups' body is waving for him through the door. “And, and, you're amazing and all of that. So now go rest your awesome self while I go teach those punks a lesson”.

Zooming past her, Jeonghan runs to the door, where the leader is already back outside. Hoshi, Jun, Woozi, and DK, scream for him before also going out of the door. A very lost, Seungkwan, simultaneously tries to get Vernon to tell him what exactly the dancer said before while shouting for the older to wait for him to also speak his mind.

“I didn't want you to know about this before the performance, but-”

“Whatever, let's make sure nobody dies today” Hayun rolls her eyes and turns around, Wonwoo running from where he was watching everything and holding her by the shoulder.

“Do you want us to go fix that up? It's okay to give them the cold shoulder or just go off if you want to” Nodding, she keeps silent and walks out, bringing the rest of the guys behind her.

The8, who also had just found out about the situation, whispers to Vernon, “Can you believe they had the audacity?”

“I know, right?” The youngest whisper-yelled at him as they made it to the hallway and assessed the situation.

“The next time you even think about opening your mouth to talk about her-” Scoups had his finger pointing at the tallest dancer -who ironically had a few centimeters on him-, while the rest of the members stood next to him nodding and calmly listening to what the leader was saying.

“Oppa, just drop it,” Hayun shouts, walking past them and holding his shoulder.

Annoyingly, Scoups rolled his eyes and turned to her, “What do you mean, drop it?” Thinking for a second, he blinked and turned even more bothered, “Who even told you about this?”

The leader looked around until he found Mingyu, offending the tall guy who made an X in front of his body.

“Doesn't matter who told me. Let's just not lose time doing this” Brushing past him, Hayun now faced the dancers “Look, I'll teach you something right now, so grab it or drop it okay? I don't give a shit that you don't like me, or whatever, but at least be professional because all this situation did was teach me that none of you care about your careers. It's pretty clear by the angry puppy beside me that you just lost any chance of growing inside our brand, so keep this as a lesson and respect the artists you're working with. Also, once we're on stage put on a smile, so my fans won't be able to sense your shit”

“It should be pretty clear by what she said but you definitely don't have a chance to work with any Pledis artist again” Hoshi came from the end of the hallway alongside their manager and choreographer. The latter nodded and added.

“For the sake of the performance, you should all go back to your dressing rooms. You all said whatever was on your mind, so try to refocus during the last few minutes you have”.

“I didn't get to say what was on my mind” While the group was dispersing, DK mumbles on the side and Jun snorts.

“You had a chance, but all you did was stare at them and scowl until Scoups Hyung took the lead”

“I don't care about who said and who didn't say what they wanted” Hayun rolled her eyes, turning to the boys as they arrived in the room. Clasping her hands together, she brings them to her face and smiles, “You all care about me”.

“The fact you still doubted about it after years hurts me” Dokyeom held his chest and frowned, the girl laughs and goes to hug him.

“Group hug?” Seungkwan says uncertainly and Hoshi nods, dragging Woozi with him, “Group hug!”

[soonhoonsol]

Nvm I got another rant. About Vernon's voice, vocal Vernon and just well him, again. XD. Anyway, lately I have been watching their old music shows (aka anything not from 24h) and their cover of mamamoo 너나 해? HIS VOCSLS???? LIKE EXCUSE YOU SIR THOSE ARE SMOOTH AF. I swear to lord I just wanna swim in his vocals. His vocals plus the vibe of the sing is a perfect match. Like seriously, I cry, I weep, it's so beautiful. Also in case you didn't realise I go feral for rappers when they pop off but

asjhsjdgs school is taking me away from tumblr i’m so sorry T~T 

(2)  When a rapper turns to vocals I screech. There will be raptor hunters in the area. I just cannot get over his vocals, like same as when I watched caratland. We got vocal Vernon and I panicked. It was so beautiful but do short like all good things in life. Honestly vocal Vernon is such a rare thing that I get overwhelmed everytime. But not so rare that I don't remember just how powerful it is. Like we get so many different angles of vocal Vernon that we know he got skills and I'd love to see more

(3) But then there's the issue, cause if Vernon focuses more on vocals then we don't get rapper Vernon and rapper Vernon is. How do I put this. Respectfully. H.O.T. Hotter than Dead Valley during a heat wave. HOT. Don't get me wrong, I'm not here just for the hotness, but this rant is turning lowkey into thirst. Also, can we talk about how he only comments on his members' posts but doesn't make one himself? It's adorable and honestly just another reason (probably) why he is my bias. Oh and I got

(4)  Running joke with my friend of "ult bias living in the ult apartment of our mind while other biases just live in a form in our head" (like the rest of K-pop stans) but now we're joking that Vernon took his stuff and just waltzed into SUGAs apartment (aka current owner of the ult apartment) and just started sleeping on the couch using the kitchen etc and honestly what's suga doing just letting him use his apartment like that. I only got space for one ult, don't got money or time to gush over

(5)  Both of them. Like I got so much love, but two Ults is difficult. Anyway back to vocal Vernon, cause vocal Vernon means center Vernon (so does rapping but that's usually short cause rappers are fast) anyway. Center Vernon, raspy voice, vocal, singing don't wanna cry, while doing that choreo. We been blessed back then and I hope they do a 10y anniversary and we get to see it again, maybe a cappella?👀 Also can we talk about how often he sings about lost love or lack of love? Like his lines are

^ i didn’t get any ask after this :( tumblr might have eaten it T~T

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this was such a fun read omg!! YES we stan vocal legend vernon chwe on this blog!!  👏🏼 👏🏼 anon, it’s like we have the same mind sometimes

i too turn into a puddle of mush whenever a rapper starts singing! exhibit a: ‘hug’ rock version during caratland. exhibit b: ‘smile flower’. but also! i turn into that same puddle when a singer starts rapping. exhibit c: seungkwan sing-rapping in L&R

but today we speak of vernon! vernon the cute baby boy who was embarrassed of his singing voice in 2016, now improved so much and ever confident of singing. and his voice is GOOD. i’d like to thank the members for being his hypemen and helping him gain confidence.

rapper vernon tho? unmatched. no one in the industry like him. vernon’s voice is SO FLIPPING UNIQUE that no one can replicate it and that’s why his voice is so distinct and recognizable. and yes, rapper vernon is H.O.T. especially when he growls 🤤

as someone with 2 ults (vernon and kihyun), i can assure you that your metaphor is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. they’re sharing a house, even tho it belongs to one. like your ult list will have an ult and that will be the ultimate ult, get it? i may not be explaining this right but yes

it’s super hard for the ultimate ult to get overthrown, no matter how wrecked we get. like it’s suga’s house ya know. he paid for it. bought the mortgage and what not (whatever mortgage is). vernon’s basically a roommate at this point and the only way vernon will become your ultimate ult is if he buys over the house from suga. until that time comes, suga can rest assured that the house is his :)

i am not making any sense omg it’s 5:30pm and i’ve been in school since 9am and my brain is dead T~T

[itsarealshitshow]

Seventeen scenario ----> s/o is insecure about being with them

Requested by anon

Pairing: Seventeen x reader

Warnings: Unspecified insecurities 

Author: Admin Wiki

Scenario: It wasn’t that you thought your relationship was bad and that people would look down on it. It was just that you felt unworthy of being with him. He was this amazing artist that many adore and would do anything to be in your position. You were just an ordinary person. A couple of maybe, hidden talents, but nothing special. You feel that maybe you should let him be with someone who was better than you, that had talent. The only reason he ever found out was because you were talking to your best friend on the phone and he just happened to walk in on the wrong (or right) moment.  

S.Coups  (Choi Seungcheol)

He’s the leader of an amazing music group, he has plenty of people look up to him. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. He decided to confront you immediately after you ended the call with your friend. He’d list all the reasons he loves you and that sometimes he can’t find the right words to describe what he’s feeling with you. He’d make you see things in yourself to love and hopes that you still feel confident about your relationship.

Yoon Jeonghan

He has the vocals of an angel, he’s the mom of the group. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. I think he’d take some time before talking to you about it. He’d subtly do things that would boost your self esteem, hoping that it will help you with your thoughts about the relationship. Eventually he’d ask you about what he heard and if it’s better now, what you guys could continue doing to make it better.

Joshua (Hong Joshua or Jisoo)

He has amazing vocals, he’s a funny person. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. He thought that you were amazing and shouldn’t worry about yourself. He would confront you whenever he thought was appropriate and ask if you still feel this way and if there’s something he can do. Afterwards he’d kiss you and tell you that he loves you just the way you are. 

Jun (Wen Junhui)

He’s an amazing performer, he’s graceful. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. The first thing that came to mind was for him to go back to when you two first started dating. He knew that you were happy then and started to flirt playfully with you again. It was little things like complimenting you excessively when you did something different with your clothing choice. A couple of weeks after he first heard the conversation between you and your friend, he decided to ask you how you felt now and if you felt better. 

Hoshi (Kwon Soonyoung)

He’s an amazing choreographer, he’s funnily loud. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. He’s such a bubbly and lively person that most people when they’re near him brighten up immediately. When he realized that you weren’t constantly becoming happier when he was goofing around, he would ask about things you wanted to do or if you wanted to do something different at the moment. He would also ask you about the conversation he heard when he thought was appropriate. After working out what you guys could do, he was super happy and planned on making you even happier.

Jeon Wonwoo 

He’s an amazing rapper, he’s an adorable bookworm. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. He thinks that you’re an amazing person and the fact that you’re insecure about yourself while with him, is a huge thing. He decides to start up cuddle session where he reads you books about someone finding self love, he’ll also subtly compliment your actions. I feel like he wouldn’t tell you that he overheard your conversation, because technically it’s eavesdropping and that’s not always nice. He’d keep it to himself and try and see if you were feeling more confident.

Woozi (Lee Jihoon)

He’s an amazing producer, he had amazing vocals. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. He doesn’t really know how to help. He asks pretty much all the boys for help and comes to the conclusion that they’re no help for him. One night though, while lying in bed with you cuddled up to him makes him think to write you a song. He spends a long time writing all the lyrics and getting the sounds right before finally getting you to listen to it. You thought that it was a song for their new album, until you listened to the lyrics. After the song he ends up telling you that he heard you and wanted to show you that you don’t have anything to worry about.

DK (Lee Seokmin)

He’s a funny person, he’s very likeable. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. He would be sad about the fact you weren’t confident about yourself and thought that he needs someone “better” than you. He would help you find things to like about yourself and hopes that it helps with your confidence about the relationship. He would even ask your friend to make sure that things were getting better.

Kim Mingyu

He’s an amazing rapper, he has a puppy dog personality. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. This boy would cuddle up to you more, ask how things were going, if there’s anything he can do for you. When you ask him what he was doing, he would confess to you that he heard your conversation over the phone and wanted to help without you knowing. You would laugh and tell him that it definitely helped.

The8 (Xu Minghao)

He knows martial arts, he’s graceful. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. Even if he’s a savage and most likely would say that you’re being ridiculous, he would be cautious about it. He knows that self confidence is difficult and that not everyone is comfortable with themselves but he would do subtle things for you. After a while of him doing these things for you, you noticed and appreciated them. When you told that you knew what he was doing, he would confess to you and hope that everything was better now.  

Boo Seungkwan

He can hit notes that are godly, he’s goofy. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. He’s really concerned about you and will confront you about it. He’ll find a solution immediately and will help you about these insecurities. He’ll make sure that he looks up things that could help you with your self-esteem and keep using those. 

Vernon (Choi Hansol)

He’s multilingual, he’s adorable. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. He might distance himself for a little bit to figure out ways to make it better. He would go back to normal but now adding little things that would make both of you feel better. He’d come up with last minutes dates that made both you leave feeling great, he’d leave little notes, he’d even buy himself a pack of post it notes to add to your mirror. After a while he would tell you the reason he was doing them but that he didn’t want to stop.

Dino (Lee Chan)

He’s an amazing dancer, he’s very mature. It’s hard to not compare yourself to him. When he heard you talk down about yourself, it was hard for him to listen. He would confront you and ask you about what he heard. He’d ask ways that he can make you feel better about this because he really cares about you. He’d secretly ask your friend if you’d said anything about feeling better in the past weeks.

[redevenir]

Hi! @lxveille I wanted to send it to you via message but it is way too long, and since we don’t each other I thought it might be weird?

I’m not sure how to put it, but I’ve been reading your blog quite a lot for the past few months, and, well, while I was on my phone and couldn’t log in, I still left a few feedback here and there, but apparently they never reached you because I can’t find them on your blog, which sucks because everyone likes them and I feel like you should definitely know that here I am, appreciating your efforts past and present, and I figured, rather than sending you tiny messages, I’ll give you a very general review of the pieces I’ve read – it will be short, but please, do not hesitate if you want me to explain something, I know you’re not in my head and I might get confusing, I don’t know!! (Also, if you’ve spent a lot of time on a piece, it’s only natural to want to know more precisely what one liked in it, so feel free, I have zero thing to do and quarantine for another 3 weeks at least – probably until september so, cheers to that) And you can see I still have a lot to read !!! I’m saving them up !! It’s so hard!! Hopefully this isn’t overwhelming, since I had the time I thought «just do it» and well here we are. Have a nice day and take care of yourself!

(also sorry for the numerous typos you’ll find in this – or, to be precise, the missing words. This is my cross to bear I guess)

Seungcheol

if a tree fell in the woods, like i fell for you: *see beat [it] or [around the bush]

Joshua

as in ‘crush’ → ‘crush’ follow-up : the realness of the struggle is real, oh dear. Not only is IPA hard to grasp but I had a very shitty teacher and, well!! I’m amazed. Also love the awkwardness in this, sometimes I had to stop because of second hand embarrassment – by the way, this is something I often feel in the way you write Joshua, there’s something slightly awkward but not unpleasant, if you know what I mean? Awkward in a good way?

100 ways N°68 : I loved it!! bartender but make it space-y! Like in the Seungkwan space au, I really appreciate the grounding aspect that comes with a «normal» job set in an exotic(??) au. Your world-building (and I mean it everytime) is spot on!

revel : Well, you just Maupassant-ed all over the place, that’s it, I’m in high school again wondering what the fuck really happened.

alibi : why is the mc so rude to him??? Be tolerant !!!

drunk : see!! the awkwardness!! It’s here again, in a gentle, caring way but!!

paradigm shift : What happened to them? Where are they now? Are they ok? Did they ever meet the radio people? Part of me wants to know, part of me wants to keep it unsure so I can imagine what happened after. Also love a little heat in those panicky times.

Spill : I know the feeling. I know.

Hoshi

when the music’s right : honestly, still not sure about it, but I’m glad it exists in its own weird way.

trust fall → acquiescence → sanctuary → insolation : I saw your answer to an anon saying  the last part had «kinda flopped» so let me tell you: it was a nice end for an amazing au, it had everything and I for one cherish it for

100 ways N° 7 + 38 → apricot → of fawn and fences : the world building!! I want to take classes and learn this world’s History! I love that Soonyoung is portrayed as learning about his civilization, I think it draws a nice parallel between him and us readers, as we are both discovering/ surprised as much as he is, whereas mc seems more educated – in their own way.

100 ways N° 40 : you said it yourself « sweetheart soonyoung » well yes this is what I’m here for (among other things)

100 ways N° 42 + 50 : Every time I read one of your university au I love it. Every single time. The balance between the softness of your characters and the hardships of uni (to put it in a gentle way) makes them raw yet comforting.

beat [it] or [around the bush] : since january I’ve read this thrice, it’s never far in my head. I don’t really know how to express it but really thank you for writing it. In a way, I feel like you morning afters speak to me on a very deep level, I can connect with every single one of those I’ve read, and they all moved me like a groundswell (you can say that in french, hopefully it makes sense in english too) In conclusion they felt very personal and maybe I’m taking this too much at heart but I’m genuinely grateful you wrote them.

Wonwoo

implications : shed a few tears, loved it, loved it, loved it, in a 1984 kind of way – if you’ve seen the movie, this is the aesthetic I pictured. Really witty take on soulmates au. Super moving.

Woozi

crepuscule : love it love it love it. Don’t know what to say, I just enjoy every single word of it. It’s a treat, a candy.

happenstance : this is one of my favorite trope (is it even one though?) slice of life/shy shy shyness/university au  but in the end it’s not left unsaid so it’s super satisfying. Also a treat.

100 ways N° 12 : soft boyish bub.

100 ways N° 8 : my heart, just take it.

Sequestered : cried real tears, thank god I was alone the day I finished it.

caveat → impulse : I felt wrong to feel it was very wrong omg. Left it feeling living with a zombie might be manageable after all – who knew!

in a moment → now you, too : !!! yes!!! I !!! have no words!! that’s it!! that’s the dream!!!

charmed, unsure : heavy vibes of Only lovers left alive, which I love

asking daisies and the art of faking : *see beat [it] or [around the bush]

Mingyu

caught : as I’ve said before : What happened to them? Where is mc now? Are they ok? Also I remember whispering « noo » at the very end. The timing is very efficient, and all the details you’ve put here and there only left me wanting more: what happened before? What happens after?

Seungkwan

100 ways N° 38 : for the love of god just fall in love already

100 ways N° 57 : yes ! YES ! Space kid Seungkwan for the win !!

100 ways N° 83 : « Except there absolutely is a reason, if only either one of you would work of the nerve to name it. » That’s my jam, that’s it. I’m a bit tired now so I know I could do these fœtus reviews way better! But it doesn’t mean I love them any less !!

Vernon

easy as… (pt.1) :  I.. just, petition for making this into a tv show ? Please ? It is enthralling.

Dino

100 ways N° 37 : cute, Chan is cute. This is cute!

100 ways N° 14 : slice of life but make it apocalyptic. I’ve rand out of things to say but this? I’ve mentioned before there are some of your pieces I consider the reading equivalent of sweets. This is one of them. 15/10 would personally love a long Dino-centered apocalypse au. (among many other things but who knows! Maybe I’ll be the one to write it) (also consider: space Dino) (space college boy dino)(i’ll shut it now)

lee chan would like to buy a vowel : I remember sending you a message expressing my love for this one, but, since it never reached you !! a master piece!!! the way you write dino is so relatable?? *see also beat [it] or [around the bush]

That’s it for me.

Love.

PS : it doesn't have to remain on tumblr dot com, ask and I'll delete it right away !

[kachuwritings]

Seventeen as dads

This is going to be my 200 follower special requested by a lovely anon, thank you!~

I made it with bullet points, I hope you’ll enjoy!^-^

S.Coups:

The born dad, I tell you

Searching for the perfect dad?

Here he his

Choi Seungcheol aka daddy af ;)

Is already a dad of 11, so he's experienced

He'll always know what to do, like in every situation

Has a solution for literally everything

Will care so much about your kids

He always has everything ready that your son or daughter might need when going out

Literally so protective over you and the kids

Like a momma lion, if someone steps too close to you he'll attacc

But so fluffy~ towards you and the lil ones

He loves you and the kids to no end

Will teach your son to be manly and strong

Like him

Cuz he's manly and strong (but also so fluffy and he knows he can't hide it)

Is such a happy dad overall

Jeonghan:

Prettiest dad ever

Like have you seen him???

Your kids are gonna be pretty af

Them genes gurl

He'll definitely teach them being smug

But also lazy

And you're like: “Hannie noooo! Be a better role model"

But he'll just keep lying down and munching chips with the kids

They'll love him so much for this

But honestly, he'll be a great dad

Will always take care of the kids

Will teach them useful things

Like cheating their way to success *cough*

But seriously tho!! He'll be such a good dad and he'll love it

Always ready to braid or comb his daughter’s hair

Adores her hair and thinks back to the time when his hair was long

You and him will have the prettiest kids with the most beautiful hair

Joshua:

Dorkiest dad ever

Always gentle and nice tho

But can be low-key a lil bitch

Your kids will love him

Always sings them to sleep with his sweet voice while playing guitar

And you're sitting next to him, adoring him and asking yourself how you've become so lucky

Such a good dad

Like for real

He's like one of these role model dads

Going on bike rides with the kids

And teaching them how to swim

Playing games

Just being a dad

It's like his new fav thing to do

And you're glad he's around so much even tho he has such a busy schedule

Will force your kids to go to church with him (ok this is joke chill guys)

You couldn't wish for a better dad

Like Really.

Jun:

The duality of this dude will even confuse his children

One time he'll be a shy lil muffin dad

And another one he'll be an overconfident daddy-o

Don’t get fooled by this one

He'll always keep it interesting

Your kids will never be bored with him

Is a talented beb and will probably teach your kids everything they want to

He can act so he’ll probably teach your children how to act

They’ll be asking him to do improvisations and watch him act out different roles

It’s so entertaining and you realize once again how amazing your man Wen Junhui is

Like….so so soooo amazing

Is SOFT

Like so soft for you and the kids

Also low-key emotional

Don't let him cry in front of the kids or they'll get worried lmao

But you'll be such a happy family

He'll teach you and the kids everything about Chinese culture

And of course your kids will grow up being able to speak mandarin

Even if you don't stan Wen Junhui, believe me you'd want kids with him

Hoshi:

FunNieSt DaD eVer

Like Hoshi is such a cinnamon roll

He'll adore your kids to no end

Always makes them laugh and is able to cheer them up when they're sad

Probably teaches them how to dance

Like gurl, you're married to a choreographer or course your children are going to love dancing with their dad

BeCauSE

Look at this good-looking, talented, lil bun

Such a proud dad

Your children are equally as proud of him

BuTttt

Hoshi is a cinnamon roll...most of the time

There's these rare occasions when he'll get angry because he's overworked and stressed and loses his temper

Can be reallll scary when angry

Your children will be low-key shocked about his sudden change of demeanor

But he'll notice and be like: Omg I cAnT posSibLy scAre mY oWn cHildRen

And he'll immediately calm down and comfort your kids

He's a loving dad and would feel really guilty to have scared them momentarily

Wonwoo:

Ayyyyy I see him as such a cute and nerdy dad

Like, always wears his glasses and looking fluffy af

You and the kids gotta deal with his occasional dad jokes

Thinks is funny, but really isn't

He even isn't funny to a point where it becomes funny again

Buys cute lil glasses for your children to match him

You get one too, believe me

You'll be the perfect nerd family

He'll always sit with the children in the evening and reads them stories from books to fall asleep to

Since Wonwoo loves books, your children will come to love them as well

Already at a young age

Probably eager to teach your children how to read before they even enter school

I see him as this typical, cute, fluffy, nerdy dad

+SOFT AF

Woozi:

Oh oh, don't get me started with this one

Your children are going to LOVE music

He’ll teach them how to play instruments

he'll play the sweetest of melodies on the piano

Will also sing to your children when they can't fall asleep

He might look cold and unemotional

Or kinda hard on the outside

But the love he holds inside his heart for you and the kids is infinite

He might not show his affection a lot

And also is kind of a workaholic kinda dad

Because he loves his job and music and he's so dedicated

But

If he does show his affection and become clingy and cuddly

You'll feel how much your family means to him

Probably writes a song about you and the kids

You guys are his inspiration and motivation

You help him keep going

In total

Just a cute lil dad who wants to love and be loved

Also kinda manly at times tho

But overall a really caring dad

DK:

Damn...he's such a loud dad

Like sooooo loud

Probably screams louder than all your children combined

Will always play with them

They probably gonna have a screaming contest

Y'all be playing some game and he'll randomly start screaming and entertaining y’all

He's such a fun dad seriously

Always knows what your children want

And always ready to spoil them

Is also soFT

And emotional

Is sensitive and gets hurt easily

Will then sulk and pout at your kids (in a joking manner) until they feel guilty and shower him with hugs

ALWAYS TAKES YOUR KIDS ON PIGGY-BACK RIDES 1.0

And he's definitely also one of these dads who'll sing your children to sleep

Maybe you'll even join him and you'll sing together

But you also just want to listen to his beautiful voice

Is probably the most excited dad ever

Mingyu:

This tall bean lmao

Such a clumsy dad I tell you

He's a literal puppy

He's also such a big baby and he always seems to trip over his own feet

Your children will probably laugh at him tbh

But he won't be mad since he's happy he can entertain them

Even if he makes a fool out of himself

ALWAYS TAKES YOUR KIDS ON PIGGY-BACK RIDES 2.0

Like they'll love to have such a great view over the world from such a high spot

Cuz Mingyu is as tall ad a mountain

Yup

He's a fluffy bean and will make sure his children are always happy

He loves cooking for y'all

He'll cook so many delicious foods

Your children get excited and want to help him

So he'll teach them how to cook

It's such a sweet sight seeing your man cooking with your children in the kitchen

He's the kind of Disney prince dad

Like the perfect and most handsome dad ever

You couldn't wish for anything better

Minghao:

A smug dad tbh

He's a savage but also a lil bean

Such an innocent dad help

He's emotional and so caring

He'll give you and your children the whole freaking world

Always makes sure you’re all happy

Hates to see any of you unhappy

But sometimes...sometimes...

When thughao gets through to him

Your kids will be like what??just??happened???with???dad???

He'll have the most savage things to say and y'all are just lmao u for real?

Probably teaches your kids to be swaggy and savage

Also wants to teach them how to b-boy

The other half of chinaline, so your kids will grow up to know how to speak mandarin as well

Also loves to read to them like Wonwoo

Discusses books with you and the children like in a small book club

Also goes to art museums with y'all and teach you about art

You'll all draw and paint together

Your children will love to throw paint at the canvas, lemme tell you

IT'LL CREATE A MESS

But it's a happy mess, so it's okay

Coolest dad ever!!!

Fite me on this one

Seungkwan:

OVERDRAMATIC DAD OH LORD

If one of your children trips and scratches his knee

He'll act as if they're about to die

Rushes towards them and makes sure they're okay

“OMG MY BABY IS HURT"

he's so caring istg

Even if he's overreacting and overdramatic

It only shows how much he cares for all of you

Loves you and the kids to no end

Sweetest father ever

(Whenever he's not in diva!boo mode)

Also has a beautiful voice

Of course I won't forget about this

I've mentioned it a lot

BuTtttt

Will also sing your children to sleep

Will always sing

Like 24/7

Will sing when preparing breakfast for y'all

Will sing in the shower

Will sing when picking your children up from kindergarden

Will probably even sing while taking a nap istg this boi

But you and the kids love his voice

(Even if it's sometimes a lil much)

But they'll definitely want to sing along with him so he'll teach them how to sing the songs they like

So proud of you and the kids

Vernon:

Oh no this dork

He's soooooft

But also chill and relaxed

Your life will be so comfortable with him

Your kids will really take after him

Y'all are going to have lazy family movie evenings

But

Like I said

He's a dork

Probably tries to sell his mixtape to your children

And they'll be like

Dadd????

What is this???

We don't have any money???

He'll make them listen to the mixtape along with you

And they're so surprised like

Omg I didn't know my dad was so cool

He can rap??? My dad can rap???

Your kids will be so amazed

Want him to teach them how to rap

Probably writes funny little rhymes about your family life or other stuff that he'll rap to your kids

They'll have so much fun

He even tries to teach them how to write lyrics

But they'll just stare at him with big eyes

Like

Dad...how do you even write? What is the alphabet?

And you'll just look at them and giggle to yourself

Your life will be all around great with Vernon and the kids

You have such a chill family life

Y'all harmonize so well with each other

Chillest dad ever

Like your kids will never get in trouble because he's so chill

But still cares about teaching your children proper manners

Dino:

Aaaaah the baby himself has babies what

Ok i'm sorry

Chan is an adult now

He's a hard-working one

Very passionate

Very thoughtful dad

He'll know how to treat you and the children right

Your children look up to him tbh

Entertains you all with Michael Jackson impersonations

DaNcE GoD

Will probably teach your children how to dance like Hoshi

But they'll also be so eager about it

Every time they see him dance they're like

OMG DAD!!! TEACH US!!

DAD I WANNA KNOW HOW TI DANCE

And he'll be so proud

Will definitely teach them

It's gonna be so much fun and you're watching them trying to get the moves right and copying his movements

He's an active and motivated dad

Y'all are probably be the next new dancing family in town

[jeonghanniesfool]

Seungkwan: Barista AU

Genre: Fluff

Requested by: Anon

A scenario where Seungkwan is a barista in a well known karaoke bar.

you’ve always wanted to try going to a karaoke bar

no idea what it was like

you just imagined

crazy party hard people

completely drunk

singing old ballads at the top of their lungs

wailing and screaming

probably ending up in tears on the ground

crying about a love they never had 

so when you showed up with your friends at their favorite karaoke bar

that you had never gone to before this

always declining their invitation

you found it to be the complete opposite of your expectations

it was just like

a coffee shop

well the front “lobby” was like a coffee shop

very quiet 

very calm

 with soft piano music playing in the background

quiet chatter talking among the guests

your friends dragged you over to the counter 

talking animatedly to the cashier about renting out a karaoke room

the cashier nodded and led your group over to a side hall that had a large sign saying

KARAOKE ROOMS HERE --->

pointing down the hall

the hall was very spacious

and you saw different numbered rooms down there

with windows 

and the cashier led your group to room number 4 and let you in

your friends thanked the cashier and he left

sitting around and singing with your friends

you realized exactly how much fun it was

but

y’all were just a TINY bit crazy

and very soon, your throats were parched

you volunteered to go buy drinks for the rest

so you took their orders

and proceeded out of the room and back down to the hall to the storefront 

you approached the cashier

and ordered your drinks

after the barista finished making the drinks

you carefully took the tray of drinks and made your way back to your karaoke room

on the way back

you absentmindedly nodded your head to the music as you listened to the singing in different rooms

unconsciously

you turned right when you thought you had to

and pushed open the door to go in

you were met with loud ballad music

and the angelic singing

of a boy

you froze

not recognizing the voice

you broke out of your daydream to meet the eyes of a boy who looked just as shocked as you did

his microphone was frozen in front of his mouth

you couldn’t help but notice how cute he was

and how lovely his singing had been

“i’m so sorry”

you stammered

you could feel your cheeks flaming

he hurriedly said it was okay

as you backed out of the room as quickly as you could

and before you shut his door

you quickly said

“your singing is beautiful”

before scurrying off to room number 4 where your friends were waiting for you to return with their drinks

what an embarrassing experience

you found that you really enjoyed the drinks they served there

so you found yourself going back to the shop after school the next week

there was no one at the counter

so you stood for a while

simply browsing the menu

the door to the backroom slid open

and a boy hurried out

“i’m so sorry for keeping you waiting”

it was the boy you had accidentally bumped into singing

“hi, what can I get you?”

his voice was bright and peppy

but his cheeks burned with embarrassment

probably remembering exactly who you were

in fact

he thought you were super cute when he saw you at first as well

and couldn’t believe that he had let someone like you crash into his room and hear him singing like that

he was in fact 

still very self conscious about his singing

“um hi”

you looked down at his nametag

you were confused to see that 

diva boo

was written on the nametag

surely that wasn’t his real name?

he followed your gaze down at his name tag

and blushed a deeper red 

“i’m so sorry. i lost a bet with my coworkers and they got to write whatever nickname they wanted on my nametag for the work day today”

“oh is that so?”

you laughed

“your friends sound like great people. what’s your real name then?”

“...Seungkwan”

“nice to meet you, Seungkwan, I’m Y/N. I wasn’t lying when I said you had amazing singing.”

he shook his head vigorously 

“no no i’m not that good. You’re probably way better than I am”

you laughed

“i wouldn’t bet on that”

you looked at the menu again

“i don’t really know what to get. maybe just surprise me?”

he smiled at you

“okay i will!”

you went to find a seat and scrolled through your phone

Seungkwan hurried to make your drink

he went to the backroom to find the best ingredients possible 

“What are you doing back here, Seungkwan?”

Seungcheol asked his coworker

“You’re not usually back here to get ingredients. What, are the ones up front not good enough for you?” Jeonghan teased him

“He’s getting the super special secret menu drink ingredients!”

Vernon exclaimed, watching as Seungkwan gathered the ingredients

The other three workers quickly crowded the small window that oversaw the shop from the backroom

catching sight of you

they all oooed collectively

“OHHH YOU FIND ONE OF OUR CUSTOMERS CUTE DONT YOU” Vernon said, nudging his friend

“Little Seungkwan all grown up” Jeonghan said dramatically, wiping away a nonexistent tear

Seungkwan glared at his coworkers before returning to the front where he prepared your drink

when he called your name 

you accepted your drink and smiled at him and gave him a warm thank you

you waved goodbye and left the store

you took a sip of the drink and it was the most heavenly thing you had ever tasted

what in the world was this drink?

he didn’t even tell you what it was called

how in the world were you ever going to figure out what it was to order it again??

at least-

at least it gave you a chance to talk to him again

and to seek him out as he was the only person who knew what drink it was that he got you

except for his coworkers who watched him gather the ingredients for it

but you didn’t know that

every day that week

you passed by the store

hoping to catch a glimpse of Seungkwan so that you could ask him what the drink he made was

and to talk to him again

he seemed like such a sweet person you wanted to get to know better

your friends started teasing you when they found out that you took the long way back to your apartment every day just to walk past that shop just to see if Seungkwan was there

“What if he is there every day but you just don’t know because you never go inside??”

“i don’t want to seem like a stalker and that I’m actively looking for him!! What if he thinks that’s creepy??”

“Isn’t there a chance that he’ll find you cute too??”

but you didn’t want to take the chance

until one day one of your friends was walking home with you

and forced you to go into the shop

and once you were inside

your friend ran away

telling you that you couldn’t walk outside the shop now that you were inside

that was just too awkward 

unfortunately for you

your friend was wise enough not to step into the store with you

they just got close enough to open the door and shove you inside

with all eyes on you

you walked up to the counter so that they would stop staring at you for your unconventional entrance

you waited in line anxiously

knowing that Seungkwan wasn’t going to be behind that counter

you just wanted to hurry and order your latte and leave

there was no point in dawdling for very long if you couldn’t talk to Seungkwan

not looking at the waiter as you ordered

you mumbled your order and pushed money across the counter without hearing how much your order was

“Y/N, are you okay?”

his kind voice broke through your daze

your eyes rose to meet his

Seungkwan was standing there with his eyebrows furrowed

his lips in a pout

eyes dripping with concern

you were so shocked it was him that you couldn’t speak

“I-”

you looked down at the receipt in your hand

in a flash

you had a pen in your hand

and you scribbled your number onto the receipt

thrust it across the counter to him

snatched your ready-made latte from his hand

and had rushed out the door

Seungkwan looked down at the receipt in his hand in shock

and quickly stuffed it into his pocket before ringing up the next guest

that night you got a text

Unknown: Hey.. is this Y/N? This is Seungkwan from the karaoke bar

You: oh hey! ...I didn’t think you would actually text me

Seungkwan: oh no were you hoping I wouldn’t?? I’m so sorry D: 

You: no no no!! It’s fine!!

Seungkwan: ...um so why did you give me your number?

You: a;sdkljf i don’t know....

and you turned off your phone and went to sleep in embarassment

when you woke up the next morning

you checked your phone and realized that you had fallen asleep without saying anything to him

your opened his message

Seungkwan: I’m glad you did tho. I really think you’re cute

you had left him in suspense all night

You: a;slkdjf;lasd I’m so sorry!! I fell asleep last night!!

You: a;klsjdf I think you’re really cute too >.<

Seungkwan: ahhhh um... maybe you can meet me at the karaoke bar later and i can take you up on your singing challenge?

You: you’re not working?

Seungkwan: no i’m not working today

You: oh okay I’m okay with that!!

Seungkwan: it’s a date then!! :D

A/N: for some reason I felt like ending it there. oh well XD Don’t be afraid to leave feedback and comments. i love talking to you guys ;u;

[ask-svt-hearteu]

Hogwarts! Seungkwan

anon requested: "i love your hogwarts scenarios! can you also do one for seungkwan? thank you!!"

all you have to do is imagine second year Seungkwan bouncing around the train

desperately searching for the “candy lady”

what an absolute cutie

until there’s suddenly a flaming wiggly shape in the horse carriage

freakin Boo Seungkwan at his finest acting like he’s kwon fire

a mess

at least he’s a cute mess

and his Hufflepuff self clinging to Vernon for help 

the both of them freaking out about an owl sized fire

“DIDN’T YOU LEARN LAST YEAR?” 

“UM NO”

and it takes a whole 30 seconds for them to realize there’s also a water spell like smh lol

halfblood so like he knew the houses and stuff

even though he didn’t look it, very very nervous on sorting day

after all, he was like a small halfblood wizard from a small island with a long generations of Boos behind him

not to mention he was second

“gosh couldn’t there be more Ahns born in our year” he whispers to Vernon

to which the latter raises his hands above his head

“I’m a Chwe so..” 

and approximately 17 seconds after the hat touch his head, Boo Seungkwan was declared Hufflepuff 

now who said Hufflepuffs can’t be funny, sarcastic, and loud

no one never after hearing this kid

legit the class clown, everything he does will go down in history

like that one time he got dared to superglue the potions professor’s things to his desk

“WHO DID THIS HUH?” that one teacher who looks hilarious when mad, trying to pry the chalk off the desk

and Seungkwans that bright kid who giggles while raising his hand

though whining while cleaning everyday for the next month, but happily singing trot songs loudly 

not really ‘best in the class type’ haha

so some teachers actually lowkey dislike him but they don’t wanna get pranked so

he’s really the ‘im good in every class if i study and take notes but i fall asleep one day and im FREAKED’

to which he figured this out in his first year

him panicking, running through the school blindly looking for Vernon 

probably passing Vernon multiple times, who was just bopping his head to a song blasting through his head phones

but this is how he meets Joshua, 

leaning up against the common room wall panting when he feels a light tap on the shoulder and looks up into an eye smile

“are you okay?” 

“HYUNGGGGGGGGGG” 

Joshua’s sweet soul who spends the rest of the night tutoring him, but Joshua does not do people’s work 

and Joshua’s like the only tutor Seungkwan will ever have that doesn’t make him wanna pull his hair out 

or roast them

but honestly Seungkwan has the biggest heart ever 

Christmas is the best time of year and don’t argue with him on this unless you wanna BOX

extra af and wears a Santa Claus hat the entire month which all the teachers ignore

and the get up he comes up with this year

lots of people went home for the holidays but not Seungkwan as he lives far

so that Christmas morning at breakfast waltzes in proudly wearing a Santa onesie

with a sack thrown over shoulder, filled with gifts

and Vernon next to him dying of laughter

the entire hall clapping excitingly and giggling as Seungkwan spreads his arms out 

“ho ho ho” 

through all the excitement ,,, leaves the sack under the table too busy arguing with Vernon and Minghao about who won the pie eating competition

you happen to have slightly over slept that morning

completely forgetting it was Christmas morning too focused on food

until your eyes meet the brightly decorated hall walking to your Gryffindor table and sitting down

happily swinging your feet back and forth until you accidentally kick something

quickly realizing omg it’s Seungkwan bag from last year

you weren’t really close to him, maybe had a couple conversations, 

that one time you guys were dying of laughter in class bc you caught him trying to stick sticky notes on Vernon’s back

but that’s it

being kinda nosy you can’t help but peek

its so cute

the bag’s filled with okay wrapped boxes, in vibrant red, green, blue, and yellow

secretly you take something from your bag, add a note, and drop it in

smiling to yourself, you pick up the bag and head to the Hufflepuff common room, where you knew his group of friends were spending the morning together 

from overhearing a conversation of course, they aren’t the quietest people lol

thankfully your eyes meet a panicking Seungkwan and his friends in front of the entrance

“Heyyyy Seungkwan”

“Oh! y/n~” his expression immediately changes to a happy one

“Merry Christmas!” you laugh, handing him the sack, making him realize you had it

“Merr- YOU FOUND IT” 

he dramatically engulfs the sack into a hug making you giggle

“since it’s Christmas, i’ll let it slide, be more careful next time yeah?” you joke

he chuckles, “i will i will” 

he pauses, “oh? where are all your friends at?” 

tucking your hair behind your ears, you smile softly

“most of my friends went home for the holiday, and my one Slytherin friend,” you check your watch and laugh, 

“she’ll be sleeping for another three hours”

“omo omo omo, how SO, you shouldn’t spend Christmas morning all by yourself, do you wanna?” 

he turns back, unsure if he could invite a stranger 

before they can answer, you shake your head, “please Seungkwan, I’ll be fine” 

you grin at him, and feeling the holiday spirit, you give him a quick hug

“Merry Christmas you guys!” you call before skipping down the halls, 

not really thinking much of the hug, 

for now

“M-merry Christmas!!” he says after you 

“Oh! y/n~” Soonyoung mimics as soon as your out of sight

“stopppppp,” Seungkwan whines, shoving Soonyoung’s arm

“does little Seungkwanie have a crush already?” 

“OMG~” 

“come someone help me shove the cuties under some mistletoe” 

“LALALALALA I DONT” he protests

they chuckle, but leave it at 

and it’s time to pass out gifts, 

Seungkwan taking them out of his sack, handing them to each of his 7 friends present

then taking the last gift out, he notices a tiny something left

peaking to see if anyone saw, he pretends it wasn’t there stuffs the “empty” sack behind him

until he’s alone in his room and curiously opens the sack

“woah” he finds two chocolate frogs and a note

‘merry christmas seungkwan~ you always give people gifts, you deserve something too, thanks so much for always making history exciting hehe’

there he is sitting on his bed becoming shy with rosy cheeks all by himself

the next day

“VERNON” Seungkwan whisper yells, “what does y/n like?” 

“the heck?” he chuckles confused, “why?” 

shrugging not so casually, “just because” 

“wow the hyungs were just teasing, do you like her?” Vernon’s eyes budge out his sockets

he huffs, “nevermind” 

and walks away

while later that night, your walking upstairs 

“oh hey y/n! what do you like” 

you tilt your head at Vernon’s question

“why?” 

“uhhh just a friends asking” 

you quickly putting two and two together laugh, “i like chocolate frogs” 

the days go quickly and there’s one more day until class starts up again

so you and your friend decide to head to hogsmeade

just as you guys are about to step onto the carriage

“Y/n!” 

your head turns to meet a large group of guys, 

“can we get in?” Seungkwan asks grinning

nodding of course, you smile

the conversation between the two of you is full of laughter, while Vernon who came along with Seungkwan and your friend made the occasional comments

when they weren’t paying attention, your friend nudges you

“hey do you like Seungkwan?” she whispers 

your eyes widen, “no!” 

but that question rings through your ears for the rest of the ride

and somehow

“i wanna go to the candy store” Seungkwan says

“ah im gonna go get a butterbeer with the hyungs” 

“awe” 

your eyes shake between them

and having a wild imagination and being quick witted, you think amused

‘did they plan this?’

“i’ll go” you say speaking up, but then checking with your friend about it

luckily she shrugs and says she has other friends she could meet before leaving

“i never said thanks for the chocolate frogs by the way!” 

“oh!” you laugh having pretty much forgot about it, “it’s no problem” 

“you know what, i’ll buy you some today!” 

you smile in thanks 

and feel this unfamiliar feeling in your heart

as he’s talking, your realizing so pretty his smile his

how he makes the best facial expressions, 

even him being one or two inches taller than you

and there it is again, that feeling in your chest

as if your heart is about to burst out from it’s safe place

upon entering the shop and without your approval, Seungkwan immediately buys 5 chocolate frogs

walking outside together now, 

“here” he hands you chocolate 

“cheers” you giggle accepting it then clinking the food together

“OH LOOK!” he points to something in your hand excitingly

“YOU GOT A SPECIAL ADDITION CARD!” 

chuckling at his cuteness, you raise your eyebrows, “you collect these then?” 

he nods vigorously 

“you can have it then” 

you take his hand in yours and dramatically set the card there

he gasps and bows he head, “i will protect this with my life” 

suddenly you both hear loud shrieks 

“WHAT IS THIS??” 

all his friends surround you guys, arms over his shoulders 

your honestly not really sure what happens then

but you remember saying goodbye and leave, laughing when you hear incoherent shouts

and that’s it sadly

until you stumble into the library with rolls of the parchment in hand with your friend

“OKAY, we must finish our homework tonight!” you say determined 

“YES! okay good luck!” 

maybe you guys set the goals a little two high

because two hours later your friend is asleep on the table with your about to follow after her

for the first time since in there, you look around

and become shocked when you see Seungkwan holding his hair in fists with two of his older friends next to him

he looks up and happens to make eye contact with you

you smile at him

but he starts to urgently motion you to come towards him while his friends stare

cautiously you walk over and introduce yourself to his friends

“y/n save me!!!” 

he grabs your hands holding them tightly

one of his friends tsk, “gentlemen should ask before holding a girl’s hand” 

“Jeonghan!” the other friend says in a scolding tone, but amusement seeping through his voice

Seungkwan immediately lets go of your hand and blushes, “it’s not-t-” 

“okay Kwannie,” the other friend smiles, a little mischievously in your opinion,

“y/n here, will give you a kiss on the cheek if you finish your work” 

for once your not quick to process things

“Joshua,” that Jeonghan guy mocks the Joshua guy’s tone from earlier

catching what they are saying, “i will~” 

an very obvious blush on your cheeks

“o-okay!” Seungkwan eyes you for a second but looks away, the red on his cheeks becoming redder

let’s just say his work might have not been accurate, as he ended up making the two of you escape them

dashing out the library

giggling you laugh, “if you hate it that much, i’ll have to help with your homework” 

he nods, “please” 

your eyes meet seconds too long

but neither of you look away

hearts pounding

and whether you gave him that kiss or not 

thats a secret ;)

The Seventeen Hogwarts AU Series:

| S.coups | Jeonghan | Joshua | Jun | Hoshi | Wonwoo | Woozi | DK | Mingyu | Minghao | Seungkwan | Vernon | Dino |

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Seventeen Reaction: Your Guy Best Friend Buys You Whatever You Want

“SVT Reaction to Your Guy Best friend Buying U whatever you want” -Anon

A/N: This is one of my first times doing reactions so I apologize if it is not the best! -Admin Sara

Seungcheol/S.Coups:

“Let me buy you something.”

“Who is this guy?”

Pouts the whole time cause this bean just wants to buy cute stuff for you but when he starts buying you everything what is left for him to get you.

Is a bit afraid you’ll stop telling him what you want and around Christmas and birthdays he’ll have to guess what you want.

Just wants to provide. 

Jeonghan:

He’s happy he isn’t spending money

Is a bit sad still cause he wants to buy you cute things

Pressed?

“Oh, we need milk, get your best friend to buy it for you”

Is okay with it yet not so it confuses you SO much.

Jisoo/Joshua:

How sweet of him

“Oh my gosh he bought you that outfit, its really cute”

“Sorry I couldn’t be there to buy it”

Pouts

“I’ll buy you a whole new closet next time we go shopping!”

Junhui/Jun:

I didn’t come here to date you and your best friend

“Why is he buying you all this stuff. I wanted to pay for that!”

I... wanted? to pay for that

“Why am I even mad, like I don’t understand.”

“Thank you for buying that?”

Soonyoung/Hoshi:

“Lets go shopping now, I have to buy stuff before him”

Makes you give him a list of things you want so if your friend buys them he still has back ups to get you

This babe likes buying you random gifts so it sort of rains on his parade.

“Oh... he bought you one... okay.” Hides the exact thing he just bought you as your surprise gift behind his back

“I have to go to the store again”

:( 1/2

Wonwoo:

Tries not to let you go shopping with the guy but somehow even if you don’t you still have new stuff.

“Why are there boxes of shoes at the door? I thought you didn’t go out today”

“Oh. I see.”

“Can’t you just tell him I want to buy you presents too? It isn’t fair if he is buying everything before I can.”

Jihoon/Woozi:

“Why are gifts just appearing in this houSE?”

“Where are you even getting all of this stuff?”

How does he even have money anymore, he bought you like 200 things in one day.

Drags you to the store, even if he got out of practice at 3AM and the only store open just sells gum. You’re going.

“I don’t care if you’re tired. I’m tired of not being able to buy you as much stuff and it makes me feel bad. Now gET UP.”

Seokmin/DK:

“He’s buying you stuff? Cute.”

“What’d you get today?” :|

“N-no I am happy he is buying you stuff and you’re able to hang out and stuff with him. But... Isn’t he spending a lot of money on you... are you sure that is okay? Like he has enough money to do that?”

?

Is more worried about your friends spending habits than trying to buy you anything

Doesn’t want your friend to feel left out of the gift circle

Buys your friend random gifts in return so he at least gets something other than pure friendship back.

Mingyu:

“I mean you can still hang out with him, I don’t really care... I just don’t like him.”

Tries to buy you more stuff 

“Oh that’s what he got you... well I got you THIS.”

“Yeah well, you’re the one dating me.”

“You’re dating me.”

Tries to ask your friend to stop buying you so much stuff but then gets caught and you think hes jealous.

“You’re dating me. How could I be jealous?”

Minghao/The8:

Sees you getting everything you want made him just a bit upset because he enjoys buying you things

Starts trying to find unique things that you didn’t even know you wanted

“Yeah, he may have bought you like 3 pairs of shoes today but the bracelet I got you... Yeah. I picked out everything.”

Acts really cool and proud about all the stuff he finds.

Seungkwan:

Made your best friend mad accidentally? when he first asked him to stop because he called it clutter. 

Sees how much he buys you now and gets mad but just keeps joking about it.

“Can he buy me stuff?”

“My best friend who?”

“No seriously though Y/N, it could work I have a plan.”

Hansol/Vernon:

Not really upset, but also not fine with it either

Tries to buy you a bunch of stuff while out with you

Makes a list of stuff you want so he doesn’t forget and makes you promise not to tell your friend about the stuff so he can at least try and buy it first

“Ya know, just tell him I really want this album.”

The album shows up the next day and hes like... what??

Is he really buying me stuff too? He has that kind of money? I should probably get to know him so that way I can repay him one day...

All of us are friends now.

“Three musketeers”

Chan/Dino:

Didn’t really mind at first and was like, okay, yeah I’m cool with it as long as we can coordinate so we don’t get the same things again.

Started caring more once your friend said something he didn’t like and then they stopped coordinating

Got really sad because three weeks before Christmas he went to this place to get you this necklace you said you wanted and waiting 2 hours in a long line only to find out he was in the wrong one. Then go to another line for another hour just to buy it and find out that your friend got you the same one AND gave it you early.

You have to tell your friend to stop buying you so much and to start only buying maybe once every few months because this babe isn’t going to tell you that it bothers him because he knows that when you get gifts it makes you happy and that is all he wants.

:( 1/2

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father! Vernon

anon requested: "Father!Vernon plz"

 Vernon would probably be the softest parent ever

imagine him knowing nothing at all about parenting despite having a younger sibling

and Sophia is just shaking her head

"Oppa, are you sure you can take care of a kid? You can barely take care of yourself."

but she's super excited to be an aunt

and would go shopping with Hansol for stuff or with her sister-in-law

because when Vernon goes by himself

he'd buy the wrong baby car seat for the car

or dog clothes, not baby clothes

he'd be a super excited fluffball of an expecting parent, and a clueless mess

until someone points him to a first time parenting handbook

and he just sits there staring at it like it's the most incredible thing in the world

like 'They actually write books about how to raise a human?!?!'

and he'd read through the first few pages

before getting distracted by the pictures

of all the cute babies and of the loving parents

and would want to go out to buy a bunch of clothes and tiny shoes and tiny socks and tiny shirts

just squealing at every cute tiny thing

"Are babies really born that tiny?!?!?!"

and buying baby toys

each of which he will test himself

like a rattle, he'll shake it around before deciding to buy it

and then watching a bunch of youtube videos on how to change diapers

and vids of mommy vloggers recommending stuff

and he'd probably get distracted by other stuff again like an animation for the abc song or something

and would think it's super cute

he's literally a child what can you do

would spend weeks freaking out once the delivery date approaches

basically asking all the hyungs for advice

and asking Chan for advice even though Chan's younger

"Why are you asking me?" Chan would laugh

"BECAUSE YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE."

Lots of constant thinking and random questions

"Hyung, babies have a hole in their skull you can't touch right?"

"I'm going to call babies from now on small persons, because that's what they are, they don't need to be called babies."

"Small people need formula right?"

"On second thought babies might be a better term."

Hansol gets death glares from Jihoon

and on the delivery date

you can imagine twelve boys waiting out in the hospital hallway

literally all excited about being uncles basically

Seungkwan running up and down the hallway ready to see Hansol's kid already

Joshua just carrying a gift wrapped by Mingyu that they all chipped in to buy

until Hansol walks out with a huge goofy grin on his face

a high-pitched sound coming out the back of his throat

and all of Svt gathers around like

"DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A FOOL TELL US WHAT'S HAPPENING VERNON!"

"I'M A DAD, I FEEL OLD!!!"

"NO HANSOL, BOY OR GIRL?"

"IT'S A BOY."

so much screaming happens in the next ten minutes, pretty sure the hospital staff were ready to kick Svt out

"WHAT IF HE DEBUTS AS A RAPPER, I'LL BE SO SHOOK, OF COURSE I'LL SUPPORT THEM WHATEVER THEY DECIDE TO DO BUT IMAGINE A MINI-ME!!!"

"Baby Decaprio Jr.!!!!"

"I'LL TEACH HIM HOW TO DANCE!"

and although Vernon is a kind of clueless parent

he figures things out his own way

can't change a diaper properly when he's watching the kid at the studio so he uses the next best thing

"MINGYU-HYUNG"

always insisting his wife take lots of breaks so he can bond with his son

"Yo do you like me or mom better? No we don't have to tell her ke ke ke."

"Hansol the baby can't talk yet."

"I know!"

the little guy always has his dad and his dad's twelve friends looking after him

"Repeat after me //ahem// uncle Seungkwan is the best, jjang!!!"

"He looks just like Hansol."

"You want to watch spongebob with me and your dad, hmm?"

Vernon carrying around his son everywhere in one of those baby harnesses he straps to his chest

"That's Woozi-hyung making music, that's Hoshi-hyung making dance moves, that's Dokyeom-hyung doing... something silly"

even if he isn't going out, his son is sitting in the harness on Hansol's chest

"Vernon you can't dance with your kid on your chest."

"Oh yea hang on."

and though he's a goofball

no one could ever deny how much Hansol loves his son

always using baby talk

and singing random songs in both Korean and English to his kid

at the end of a long day, they'd fall asleep together on the couch

and when the baby wakes up in the middle of the night, Vernon's panicking

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SWEETHEART HE'S CRYING."

"pop" is his first word

and Hansol is thinking YES POP LIKE DAD

but no it's pop like a bubble pops

because every time Hansol imitates a bubble and gets popped by one of the Svt members

his son laughs and smiles like crazy

"Pop, pop, pop!"

Vernon dying every time at the cuteness

"You can call me pop, just don't tell mom."

and when his kid gets a bit older and starts learning stuff

Vernon is really surprised at how quickly his son picks up a mix of both Korean and English

his son's sentences are never fully in one language it's always a mix of both

which Joshua laughs at every time

Hansol looking up abc raps for his son to listen to in the car

and soon the kid starts picking up on Vernon's mannerisms

"He's literally a tiny you." Seungkwan laughs pointing at how Vernon and his son stood

Hansol likes to go everywhere with his kid, since his son hangs out at the studio with him often since his mom works

he's only six now

"Uncle Seungkwan, do you want to get ice cream?"

"Uncle Joshua, how do you say 'adventure' in Korean?"

"Uncle Seungcheol, is my dad annoying you?"

literally the cutest six year old ever

running around the studio looking at everything and asking all the members questions

"Daddy! Uncle Woozi played me a bit of mansae, I liked it a lot!"

the kid is a goofball too like his dad

and Vernon lets him listen to Svt songs all the time

"I wrote these lyrics, do you like them?" he'd ask his son

"Of course, because you wrote them!"

they'd go to the park to play baseball or basketball

Hansol carrying his kid on his shoulders to throw the ball into the hoop

and then running around like crazy screaming if he makes it

"THAT'S MY SON TELL YOUR MOM WE WON THIS"

would try to teach his son how to bike and skateboard and roller skate at eight

but not before buying all the security gear and elbow/knee guards and keeping a hand tightly around his kids hand

Hansol would play music in the park and they'd have a dance party out in the middle of the park

not caring what other people thought

just enjoying the music

"You can dance really well!" Vernon tells his son

"Yea, I think I'm better than you dad!"

"No way, let's have a dance battle!"

Vernon always worried about his kid

when his son needed to start school

"DON'T LEAVE ME I'LL BE BORED WITHOUT YOU"

"Dad, it's only like for five hours."

"MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS AND TELL ME ALL OF THEIR NAMES."

Hansol writing the names of the kids his son plays with and their parents on his hand to remember like he tries remembering fan names

"My dad's a rapper! He sings too! I'm really proud of him!" his son would tell all his friends

and man Hansol would be so happy, he'd almost explode

and they go everywhere to eat all the food and try all the good stuff

"Cheeseburgers, pizza, chicken, meat, chocolate, the necessary foods of a balanced diet."

"What about fruits and vegetables like mom told me?"

"I don't know what mom's been saying but it isn't that."

"I like apples though."

watch Hansol go out of his way just to buy like twelve apples just because his kid said he liked them

“how do you like them apples”

“dad. stop. PLEASE.”

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soulmate! Mingyu (carat version)

requested by anon: "Mingyu soulmate au where hes a idol and the soulmate is a carat. Thanks!"

in which you have a clock that starts at birth and counts time until you meet your soulmate, which it then stops

part 2

you seriously have never been so excited in your life

this is the moment where you wish you could say “i’m about to meet seventeen” 

but no, let’s try to shoot for the lower baskets first

aka, you're in L.A. for a little bit, before you and your friends drive to disneyland 

this is your spring break, a well needed break before you have to stress out for finals week

and as your first day here after a long road trip, everyone’s too tired to go out to some fancy place

so, you and your friend were put on snack duty and at the closest convenience store to your hotel

entering, your friend and you go to the drinks first

“hey how much cash you got on you” she asks

you smirk and answer “seventeen”

svt was your ulti group, you'd been a carat since adore u and your one goal in life: seeing seventeen live

she groans but laughs at your weird facial expressions, “STOP. But really though?”

“seventeen teen teen”

she takes the bottle of water she was holding and smacks your arms, not so gently

“oh my godeeuuuu” 

she almost smacks you again at your seventeen reference

by now all your friends knew of svt

you glanced down at your wrist, a habit formed from years of checking

the clock was still going and it was easy to tell ten minutes had passed since leaving the hotel

you used it often to keep track of time

even though you knew its real purpose

to stop the moment you met your soulmate

you'd never really been interested in searching like other of your friends have

going around randomly, looking at the clock on your wrist and waiting for it to stop

it didn't sound very. . . romantic

at that moment thirteen guys are three aisles over arguing over what kind of ramen they should buy

“mingyu-yah get this one” 

“no no i trust jisoo hyung he’s probably had all the american ramen before”

mingyu kind of just blanks them out and stares at the two brands lost in thought

suddenly he hears something and speaks,

“seungkwan-ah did you hear someone say seventeen teen teen and oh my godeu”

the argument over ramen ceases

“ayeee mingyu what kinda shit you saying now, you must be really hungry”

“no no no hyung i feel weird”

“there’s no way right?” woozi says, everyone knowing what he was implying

the others shake the thought off as they resume arguing, only a few of the members notice mingyu setting the ramen down and walking down the aisle

meanwhile you and your friend ignore the commotion, too busy with your own

“okay i’ll get chips, you get some ramen” you say

going straight to where they have the hot cheetos, you grab two bags

“hey you want any other-”

as you turn around your face almost hits someone's chest

your immediate thought is

“what giant did you just run into, lmao this would be me if i ever met mingyu”

you back up and look up to apologize

and then jump in shock 

getting a look at his face you realize, 

“holy fucking shit, kill me now”

“ah i’m sorry” he says distractedly in an incredibly cute accent

you're screaming internally, though for all you know you could have been screaming aloud

are you seeing things? bc this must be one hell of a dream

that’s the only explanation of why kim mingyu is standing in front of you at a freaking convenience store

fate isn't playing some kind of cruel trick on you right?

everything in your brain clicks together and of course i first thing you say is,

“i’m really sorry to ask you this but i’m a carat and i really love seventeen and your music and i’d really like it if you could like sign?”

these words rush out your mouth way to fast for his comprehension

he laughs confusedly and smiles, “carat?”

you almost slap your forehead, how embarrassing can you get

“yes, can you sign?” 

he smiles, “yes”

you thank the lord for this one moment where you didn’t clean out your purse and pull out a sharpie 

showing him your clear phone case you hold out the sharpie to him

he takes this moment to look at your wrist subconsciously, something he's done most of his life when meeting people

he feels conflicted, when he also sees a timer on your wrist which has stopped

because although he can't really speak that much english, he thinks you're really pretty

so he kind of just ignores it,

thinking you already found your soulmate and couldn’t possibly be his

unknown to you, he recognized your voice from the seventeen teen teen earlier 

grabbing the pen, he takes another habitual glimpse at his own wrist before he signs

you hear the pen hit the floor and feel lost

“um -”

“OH MY GOD” 

he yells something in korean which you barely understand

twelve other boys come tumbling through the aisles yelling 

you're going to have a heart attack

in a split second your head registers exactly who is in front of you

mother effing seventeen teen teen

aka the people who give you heart attacks on a daily basis

aka your one goal in life

mingyu talks quickly to all them, glancing back at you every second

you're still standing there frozen in shock, like wtf just happened

and tbh you're still confused on what they're doing/ talking about

until

joshua smiles at you and grins

“you’ve just met your soulmate”

your first reaction: "?!?!?!" 

and immediately to look at your wrist and notice the timer has in fact stopped

you suddenly can't breathe and both you and mingyu make eye contact

holding three packs of ramen your friend comes beside you

“what’d i miss?”

“everything girl. fucking everything.”

despite the almost movie like encounter, you and mingyu had some problems

to name a few,

he’s an idol

your a college student

um, language barrier

pretty sure you have to know more than annyeonghaseyo & saranghae

you show you friend you wrist and the first thing she does is squeals, grab both your hands and jump up and down

“OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! you know what! y’all spend time together, get to know one another WHATEVER, i’ll pay for everything! you come back to the hotel whenever!” 

she leaves giving you a hug and waving bye to the seventeen boys

suddenly this whole thing hits you, like damn these aren’t just some people you stare at from a screen, you guys actually have a personal connection

“so um annyeonghasyo? my name’s y/n” 

you are surprisingly able to be composed

the smile doesn’t fall from his face

“kim mingyu”

seungkwan starts saying something and everyone starts talking

somehow joshua and vernon get your phone and type in mingyus number plus adding everyones too

you get five minutes together before they have to leave

because of the language barrier, you both can’t say as much as you want

“i’ll try my very best to learn korean, soulmate”

“i try best at english?” mingyu says cutely

you laugh, and the time together comes to an end when their manager calls them home

with a leap of boldness, you wrap your arms around his waist tightly

you feel him stiffen but then wrap his arms around your shoulder tightly

suddenly you feel yourself being lift off the ground 

“KIM MINGYU” you screech, giggling

he sets you down with a grin on his face

“annyeong soulmate~” his to his members who are loudly saying stuff a mingyu

before he walks out he turns around one last time and lifts his phone to his ears yelling something in korean

“CALL ME!!”

part 2

The Seventeen Soulmate AU series:

|| Seungcheol / Pt. 2 || Jeonghan / Pt. 2 || Joshua / Pt.2 || Jun / Pt.2 || Hoshi / Pt.2 || Wonwoo || Woozi / Pt.2 || Seokmin / Pt.2 || Mingyu / Pt.2 || Minghao || Seungkwan || Vernon / Pt.2 || Dino ||

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soulmate! Mingyu (pt. 2)

anon asked:  Omgggg please do more seventeen soul mate!!!! I love the ones you have-maybe minghao next? Possibly mingyu pt 2?? xoxoxoxx you are amazing writers and ignore the stupid haters

a/n: thanks so much! i’m sorry if this is late, we posted minghao a couple days ago incase you haven’t seen it, here

part 1

recap: in which you have a clock that starts at birth and counts time until you meet your soulmate, which it then stops

even though the drive to disneyland from L.A. is less than an hour 

you spent that time learning as much korean as you could 

which really only means the alphabet, sounds, and common phrases, but basics first okay 

that morning after you met mingyu, you and your friends all decided to change plans a little bit 

so instead of spending the whole day shopping, you guys spent the entire day at korea town 

which consisted of you buying whatever seventeen albums and merch you didn't have and even books on learning korean 

the girl there was kind enough to answer your questions and show you an app to download to learn

so you and mingyu text with his and your limited knowledge of each others language

it was funny if you look at it honestly, he’s sending you texts in his not bad english though your almost certain joshua or vernon were helping 

and you are sending short probably grammatically incorrect korean phrases with the help of the book you got of course

with this, he gets across he’s actually filming for an MV

and your like NO. DONT. TELL. ME. I WANNA DIE WHEN IT COMES OUT WITH EVERY OTHER CARAT

and he just sends back a bunch of laughing emojis and your like STOP DONT MESS WITH ME

you tell him what your doing for today and he’s like is the food good 

and you say yes you liked it a lot but your not sure how it’s supposed to taste

and he sends you something in korean which you dont understand fully so you go to your book

and you almost end up s c r e a m i n g

because it translate into ‘then i’ll make you a korean dinner soon ;)”

and your fangirling to your friend about how housewife ming, your soulmate, just said he’ll make you dinner

like a date. date

you give some respond that took you 5 minutes to form but simply said “i’ll take you up on that” and the little blushy face emoji 

from then on, it’s constant talking

while he’s filming and doing photoshoots, he’s sending you selfies and videos of him or other members

and you send him pictures of you at disneyland, eating, or shopping

you secretly get him this little figure from disneyland to gift next time you see him

which might not be coming for a while because of your both busy schedule

his life as an idol and your still a college student

so the two of you have a long distance relationship, and though it’s hard, you make it work

even though you guys did have a few chances to meet it was never more than a week

the first date though, was indescribable 

you both were really nervous at first, and your sure it showed on you just like on him

but it couldn’t get any better

he took you out for korean bbq, where he learned all about you and you learned all the things you didn’t know about him

so you talked and talked and now you knew why everyone raves about their soulmate

trust the universe, if they thought you were good with kim mingyu then your good for kim mingyu

and he was good for you

you were perfect together aka devouring all the food and leaving full

but it’ll be a pity to end the date that fast soooo

you both agreed to go street shopping, where you looked at clothes, little nicknacks, and jewelry

he noticed when you would look at something a second too long and take note on it, not that you knew 

and by the end of the night, when he was walking you back to your hotel

you both stood at the side of the building under the street light, shuffling your feet, not wanting to leave

he nervously reaches his hand up to the neck and rubs it, then pulls out a little box out from his jacket pocket

and hands it to you, who had a surprised expression, nervously

“here, i got this for you”

you gingerly open the box, and find the pretty bracelet being sold by the ajumma earlier

“you... you noticed?” you say looking up at him

your face turns into a full on grin, “it’s beautiful, put it on me?”

and so he did and just when he finished clasping it, you took this chance you pull him into a full on hug

and pulling away slightly, his arms still around your neck, 

after a moment of just simply staring at each other, both knowing what was happening next,

he leaned down, and you tilted your head up

any thoughts of ‘oh my god’ were cleared from your brain as his lips touched yours

the kiss was soft, sweet, and innocent

and when you pulled away, the smiles on each others faces never diminished

as you both said goodnight, you took one last look at him, giggled, and walked into the building

basically the memory of your first date with mingyu was,,, honestly there’s no other word besides magical

so by the time you graduate college, you surprise him with the news of getting a job in seoul

this of course means it’s time to celebrate

and this is the time he does cook you dinner, as promised

his romantic ass books a hotel suite for you guys, be who wants to be in the dorm

the suite was complete with a kitchen and all that

really, the food is amazing

sitting at the dinner table you stare into his eyes

“i love you” you say, a smile forming on your face

“i love you too” he says, reaching his hand over the table to hold yours

and the two of you are in a really fancy hotel room after all

what happens though, you and mingyu leave that to the boys imagination when they ask you the next day 

part 1

The Seventeen Soulmate AU series:

|| Seungcheol / Pt. 2 || Jeonghan / Pt. 2 || Joshua / Pt.2 || Jun / Pt.2 || Hoshi / Pt.2 || Wonwoo || Woozi / Pt.2 || Seokmin / Pt.2 || Mingyu / Pt.2 || Minghao || Seungkwan || Vernon / Pt.2 || Dino || 

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soulmate! Joshua (pt. 2)

Anon requested: “pt 2 to the svt Joshua soulmate au?” and “HI, I REALLY LOVE YOUR SOULMATE!JOSHUA AU AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD MAKE A PART 2. i love you” (TYSM AND ILY TOO) and “Can you write a part 2 for Joshua’s soulmate au pleeeaaaasssse”

Genre: fluff

Word Count: 1381

Recap: any visible injuries like scratches, cuts, and bruises that you sustain appear on your soulmate and vice versa (part one)

A/N: This was requested and I’m so happy thank you! It was a bit different than our other cute ones so to make up for it, this will be the fluffiest!

Is he really my soulmate?

man does fate love messing with you

here you were feeling sorry all these years that your soulmate got hurt because of you

and here he was standing in front of you with the same cut on his thumb that you had on your thumb

and wouldn’t you know it? Fate really, reeeeaaally likes, no LOVES, messing with you

because after all these years of being generally careful to not get hurt

you, in your surprise, step back a little only to slip on the rain-slick sidewalk

and as you fall, instinctually you use your hands to break your fall

you’re suddenly on the ground

your palms are bleeding

you can’t believe your luck

“I’m really sorry- I- I- was surprised and-an-”

you stop as warm hands wrap around you as your soulmate gently picks you up off the ground

his palms are bleeding too

“It’s ok.” he says to you softly while holding you in his arms

you can’t help but want to cry at how comforting his voice sounds

he continues holding you in his arms, “It’s all going to be ok.”

he doesn’t let go for a while

Hansol introduces Joshua to you and steps back to give you both space to talk

“I don’t really know how to start apologizing to you.”

you look up, “apologizing to me?”

“Yea, I tried to train carefully, but as a trainee, injuries are bound to happen” he says with a shy smile

“I thought you’d hate me because I fell off my bike and got that huge scrape” you say in return

“No way. I remember that, I kept walking in circles wondering if you were ok and my parents kept telling me to stand still so they could bandage it.”

“Well I cried about it, not because it hurt but because you had it too.”

you both laugh, recalling separate memories

you give Joshua your name

“I’m y/n” “It’s nice to meet you soulmate” “It’s nice to meet you too”

he still has an arm wrapped around you when

you both walk into this big dance studio and Hansol runs off to grab bandaids

when he comes back, he’s not alone

“SHUA!” “Hyung!” “Is this her?” “She’s really pretty!” “Hansol told us everything!” twelve guys surround you and Joshua

“Don’t let him convince you he’s the normal one.”

“I hope you like freestyle rap. and pizza.”

“PROTECT OUR EEVEE.”

you laugh amongst the chaos, greeting all of svt

Joshua pulls you away playfully

“Yah! Give her some space”

they all back off except for a blonde hair guy

“Shua will always love me the best, but I’m glad he found you. He was going crazy. I’m Jeonghan, by the way, but you can call me ‘Joshua’s angel’ and no that’s not negotiable.”

Joshua laughs and lightly hits Jeonghan on the arm

“I’m looking forward to seeing our gentleman Joshua, dating someone.” Jeonghan says shooting you a wink

from then on you and Joshua are pretty much inseparable

as the gentleman he is, Joshua asked you officially with flowers

and you gladly accepted

 you learn that quite a few members have found their soulmates already as well; Jun, Hansol, Soonyoung, Jihoon…

you also hear from Joshua that about three days after you met Jeonghan, Jeonghan found his soulmate when they were having dinner

you love all of Svt, they treat you like family and always push you and Joshua together

maybe they got a sense of how much you two wanted to get to know more about each other 

you both have dates at random coffee and tea places around their company’s building

though he wears a mask to avoid media

you’ll both just sip your drinks and look up and meet each other’s eyes and then giggle into your drinks

or you go see movies, some in English, and talk about favorite characters and good plot points

or walk around in shops, pointing at random things you’d both want to buy

like these cool matching sunglasses or food and you usually end up with the food and later that day you’re both rocking those matching sunglasses

or stroll in the park or read together at book stores

you both talk about your day and how much you missed each other

yes, you’re that couple

you’re both always holding hands, or linking fingers when walking, or tugging at each other’s sleeves or playing footsie under the table

it’s sort of reassuring for the both of you

knowing that the other person is  there

when you’re both together, you both can enjoy each other’s company

you’re both a bit overprotective of each other as well

“Jeonghan!” Jeonghan turns to look at you

“Could you make sure Joshua actually eats when he’s supposed to, he told me last time he wasn’t feeling well.”

“Alright,” Jeonghan laughs, “it sounds like you already married Shua, y/n.”

you blush, but smile and playfully stick your tongue out at him

Joshua asks the others if they saw you waiting for him

and at first they tease and mess around with him saying you aren’t there

but he gives them a look

and they crumple telling him you’re in the studio waiting for him for your date

and next week you bring Joshua and svt chicken

“AHH GOMA WOYO, SHUA YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO HER FOREVER.”

“Chicken, the fastest way to butter up your soulmate’s friends and get them to like you. Y/n, you have good sense.”

and when he sees you, no matter what he might be doing, he always quickly walks up to your side

“UGH just get a room then.” Hansol laughs at his hyung

“I can’t do what you and your soulmate do, Hansol.” Joshua cheekily fires back

Hansol blushes and you and Joshua laugh

you could be having the worst day ever, but once you see Joshua, your fears subside and when he hugs you, nothing else really matters except for the two of you together

sharing injuries all these years

made you both closer without you both realizing it

if Joshua got injured rehearsing and said it didn’t hurt

you could tell if he was lying

because you shared his pain

you’ll wake up in the middle of the night, woken by some unknown nightmare, tears ready to fall

you accidentally dug your nails into your palm while having the nightmare

the imprints from your nails aren’t too deep, but they look red

and your phone buzzes

it’s Joshua

you’re up aren’t you? If you’re still up do you want to talk?

he calls you and asks a bit frantically if you’re ok

“I’m fine… did you see the marks on your hand? I was just having a nightmare, I’m sorry…”

“No, it’s fine.” he says, relieved it wasn’t too bad

then he’ll sing you a song quietly

his soft and gentle voice carrying a sweet and calm melody

and you’ll fall asleep, your phone still allowing Joshua’s voice to be heard

and sometimes

you like playing with his hair

“yah, y/n, what’s up with you.”

“I just like your hair, it’s cute like a bunny.”

“My hair reminds you of bunnies?”

“Yea, because it’s fluffy.”

and when you next go over to hang out with Joshua in the studio

there’s a little bunny sitting on the couch next to some flowers

“For the person who thinks my hair looks like a bunny, now you can pet an actual bunny instead of messing with my hair.”

you cuddle the life out of that stuffed bunny

“Did you like it?” Joshua says from behind you

“It’s almost as cute as your hair.” you giggle giving him a hug

“I’m glad you like it.” he leans down to kiss your forehead

you’re a bit surprised and blush but you playfully scrunch your nose

“I’m not that easy Joshua Hong, you’ll need to buy me a few more bunnies first.”

“Will do, lovely.” he laughs

boldly you stand on you tiptoes and press a kiss to his lips

“Thanks for the bunny, I’ll give it cuddles whenever I miss you.”

“That poor bunny is going to get cuddled a lot then.”

“Nah because I have you too.”

“That’s right you have me now.”

The Seventeen Soulmate AU series:

|| Seungcheol / Pt. 2 || Jeonghan / Pt. 2 || Joshua / Pt.2 || Jun / Pt.2 || Hoshi / Pt.2 || Wonwoo || Woozi / Pt.2 || Seokmin / Pt.2 || Mingyu / Pt.2 || Minghao || Seungkwan || Vernon / Pt.2 || Dino ||

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Hyung line parenting 101

@svt-seokhoon-17  I have an family au. Cheolsoo are the parents of Vernon, jeonghoon are the parents of seungkwan, wonhui are the parents of minghao and mingyu, hoshi is a single parent raising seokmin and dino. It’s the 7 oldest being the parents and youngest 6 being kids |  Omg yes (like thoes soulmate, best friend bullet point things or something different)

requested by anon: “A Lee family au (father woozi, mother jeonghan, child seungkwan)”

admin note: sorry this is late LEGIT MOST OF THIS WAS RANDOM RAMBLING AND I THINK IT’S FUNNY BUT SORRY IF IT WASN’T WHAT YOU MEANT

Cheolsoo family

their kid is currently in elementary school

tbh Joshua and Seungcheol are the proudest hype parents ever

they’re proud Hansol can find his way from the house to the bus station

or if he remembers their phone numbers

they hype everything he does

even if it’s just putting on his shoes

nothing Vernon does can be called stupid to them

except for that one time he tried eating a mud pie made from mud, clearly

and Vernon isn’t a stupid kid

no not at all

he just likes hanging out with friends and watching youtube videos more than coloring in pictures of George Washington and reading short chapter books about a magic tree house

he only colors when he knows the homework is due the next day

and then he colors outside the lines because why would you want to color inside the lines, that’s boring

he somehow always finishes his math hw though

without fail

it’s like magic

he hangs out a lot with the Lee family’s kid, Seungkwan

not because the kid does Vernon’s math hw for him or anything

they’re best friends but Vernon denies this

which sometimes hurts Seungkwan’s feelings

but then they play tag or watch some mine craft videos together

and they make up and Vernon finally admits they're best friends

and Vernon protects his best friend from the bullies on the playground

bullies being the girls who call Seungkwan ugly

Vernon will throw tanbark at them no joke

and you know he'd be that one kid that gets in trouble for putting gum in a girl's hair but she was asking for it by making fun of Seungkwan 

and he pushes Seungkwan on the swings a lot too

never complains about it 

Joshua is the parent who works from home

because his child’s education is really important and they need to have one parent home at least

according to his how to be a parent book

also in charge of the school's PTA 

so everyone knows Vernon

Joshua is always planning like fifty bake sales and a bunch of fundraisers 

also tries convincing the school to host a carnival

just so Vernon can ride the Ferris wheel

he also drags the whole family to church on Sunday

he always tries cooking dinner with an apron that says “Thank God for this chef”

but he can’t cook

at all

so Seungcheol always has to put out whatever fire is roaring in the kitchen

and then order takeout

Joshua’s one of those classy af parents sipping wine in the driveway with a book while their kid runs past screaming

“You’re doing great sweetie, don’t kill the neighbor’s cat like last time.” without even looking up

really loves his family though

reads bedtime stories to both Seungcheol and Vernon even though Vernon insists he stop

always packing Vernon’s lunch in a little brown paper bag with a heart drawn on it

which some people tease Vernon for

but he will fight them if they mess with it

and he secretly likes how much his parents care for him in the randomest ways

they have a pool in the backyard

so they’re always throwing neighborhood parties

Seungcheol can actually manage BBQ’s pretty well

so he makes stuff like hamburgers, hot dogs for Vernon and Joshua

he works downtown

pretty nice office space with a nice view

normal eight-hour work day type deal

never comes home and complains though

and always that parent dragging their kid out on the lawn to run through the sprinklers in summer

and tends to set things on fire with sparklers

rest in peace that poor rose bush

the one to mow the lawn in something embarrassing like just underwear

with Joshua covering Vernon's eyes and yelling for him to put a shirt on there are children what are you doing you need Jisoos

Seungcheol also the one to go to the hardware store for a lightbulb and ends up getting the idea to build a treehouse

and makes Vernon help him

even though it ends up being Joshua putting all the planks together and Seungcheol meekly hammering them together

they often go on family vacations too

so they don’t have a pet

it probably wouldn’t survive

camping often because nature

though secretly they all bring like ten portable battery chargers each and use data to check SNS

they all drive to the beach and take lots of family photos

photos end up on the fireplace mantel

everyone who sees the pictures can't deny how cute this family is

Vernon and Seungcheol teaming up to play a prank on Joshua, with whip cream

but they get caught

and end up being given a long lecture

Seungcheol nodding his head pretending to listen

Vernon mimicking Joshua

but mess with Vernon, or any of the family

and even Joshua can turn savage

next day your car is covered in soap or post-its

and you bring it up at the home owners' association meeting

Cheolsoo will high five each other and smile innocently

like "we have no idea who could have done that"

fights are nonexistent

they all think alike too much

they all love each other

they’re family

Jeonghoon family

tbh if savagery were parents

Jeonghan always bringing in the latest gossip from the other neighborhood parents

ranting on and on to Jihoon about how one person didn’t trim their lawn

or how their cat keeps pooping in the petunias

like how dare they

and Jihoon just nods

until Jeonghan brings up the neighbors that party too loudly

then Jihoon joins Jeonghan’s roasting fest

as they both criticize their neighbor’s music taste

“why even throw a party at all?”

“I’d rather die.”

they're always plotting their revenge on some random kid or neighbor

they tolerate the Cheolsoo family

though they low key like being neighbors because they can watch Seungkwan for them whenever he hangs out with Hansol

and then they can chill and do whatever they want

and the Cheolsoo family has lit pool parties

a bit suspicious of Vernon, but they love Vernon too

low key savage to their own kid too

“do whatever”

but they always secretly worry

and Seungkwan can tell this from their questions

“How’d you do on the spelling test? Not that we care it’s whatever.”

Seungkwan is a really smart kid

though they sometimes think he might be a pushover

so they try toughing Seungkwan up

going camping like the Choi's

doesn't go exactly as planned

too many mosquitos

not enough high speed internet

so the whole trying to toughen up their kid

doesn’t go so well

Seungkwan could end up crying

so they give up and give the kid ice cream

parenting experts clearly

Jihoon has an at home-studio

works on stuff and lets Seungkwan run around

might complain about annoying Seungkwan is

but let's Seungkwan do whatever he wants

the kid running around and testing all the sound equipment

and listening to the music his dad is composing

being brutally honest and savage

because he learned rom the best

"you sure you want to put that key change there?"

"get out"

Jeonghan just stays home and watches reality tv shows

“Seungkwan, I swear if you keep doing that kid’s math hw… actually go ahead, we like that family.”

and Seungkwan will sit and watch too

and criticize the show's plot points

before Jeonghan tells his kid to be quiet

but Jeonghoon love Seungkwan a lot

Seungkwan is always bring them his pictures, drawings, paintings, hw, tests, etc.

and they don’t say much

and so you'd think they don't acknowledge the kid

but you're wrong

all the drawings are hung up somewhere

the bathroom

the fridge

on the garage door

everywhere

and the tests always end up taped to the window with the perfect scores facing outside

and they’re always bragging about Seungkwan to their friends

“Yea my kid is a genius, I bet he could do algebra better than your kid” even though Seungkwan’s only in elementary school and doesn’t know algebra

Seungkwan’s always leads for the chorus shows and school productions

no one even fights him for it

the teachers just know

and he always drags Vernon into the shows

and on opening night Jeonghan and Jihoon are sitting front row center

with a huge af sign with Seungkwan’s name on it

not even caring they’re blocking other parents

proudest parents in the world that would never admit that nonsense

and they’ll tell you no recording because respect the school's rules

but you know secretly they’re recording the whole thing on their phones too

to send to friends and family like they do every year

"The Lee Family would like to say Season's Greetings"

and buy Seungkwan a flower bouquet afterwards

and all the ice cream the kid wants

maybe going with the Choi family

Jeonghan always buying takeout and putting it on fancy dishes to pretend he cooked it

fools Jihoon but not Seungkwan

who's learning to be more savage each day from his parents

"If I wanted takeout, I could just eat next door."

also Jeonghan's the parent to smear the frosting on store-bought cupcakes to make it look home-made

"They'll never notice"

Jihoon always the one doing the cleanup, washing dishes, mowing the lawn, changing lightbulbs (despite being short)

with Jeonghan telling him every five minutes “good job” without looking up from his drama series

the parents that prank all their neighborhood friends

"Quick we need to TP the house before they call the cops!"

Seungkwan's just shaking his head being dragged into it like

"Again?!?!?"

"They forgot to bring in their garbage cans, this is deserving."

end up all running away in the dark

and hiding in bushes

and laughing together as a family

before they start getting a bunch of insect bites from the bush

and rush home to shower and help each other with the anti-itch cream

they all love each other

they're family

Wonhui family

appear as the family that’s most got their ish together

with Wonwoo being a smart professor with a library at home

and Jun with his artistic performance arts stuff at the local theater all the time

gives lessons to Seungkwan for shows

which Jeonghoon is ok with because it's free

and Wonwoo tutoring Vernon

pretty calm and quiet parents at social events

except if they're the ones hosting

then ish can get crazy

don't play charades at the Jeon household

tbh their kids are always trying to ship the other to Canada or somewhere

“Hey dad I need a box.”

“How big?”

“Mingyu, how tall are you?”

“I need a box as big as Mingyu.”

“HELP MINGHAO IS TRYING TO SHOVE ME IN A BOX.”

“Minghao stop trying to ship your brother to Canada, you can’t afford the shipping fee anyway!”

Wonwoo always running around trying to stop the kids from fighting

Jun just casually in a corner, sipping wine and staring at the chaos

not even trying to help

just shakes his head and continues whatever he's doing

and Mingyu is the actual adult of the family

like yes his parents pay the bills

but they can't cook

he and Minghao may be in middle school

and Jun and Wonwoo may be the parents

but he’s always the one to cook and change light bulbs and make everyone else's lunch

wearing an apron too big for a middle schooler

but he's tall

Minghao denies being his sibling at schoool

even though Mingu is older

Minghao's like "Mingyu who?"

Mingyu always trailing after Minghao to annoy him but also to get attention from him

Mingyu also teasing Minghao for being taller than him

and people tend to call them 2Ming for short

which they hate

don't ever

unless you want a fight

separate friend groups at school but always sit together for lunch on fridays

and although they often argue

pray for Wonwoo and Jun if they decide to team up for a prank

let's just say 2Ming is still grounded after the last "incident"

middle school = angsty teens

but Minghao and Mingyu are surprisingly well behaved

sometimes

they both have a lot of extracurriculars  

hecka busy schedule this family

never enough time for anything

Jun's performances at night

Wonwoo's lectures in the morning

martial arts class for Minghao

home economics class for Mingyu

Minghao always being done with the rest of his family

"How am I related to all of you?"

secretly loves his crazy family though

especially when Mingyu sticks up for him when people say he's a crazy nunchuck wielding ninja

which he is

they both do really well in school though

cuz smart parents

Mingyu always reminding everyone about important dates and appointments

being the mature parent one minute

and acting like a giant puppy the next

too busy for family vacations

so they just go out to fancy restaurants to eat every weekend

the one family to sing along to songs together in the car

but if the kids see someone from school

"I swear I don't know them, my family actually lives in Antarctica."

don't prank other neighbors either

mostly because they argue how extreme it should be

so generally when the Lee family strikes

they do four separate things

which is chaotic

but functional enough

Wonwoo always the one trying to calm everyone and be logical

Jun not helping whatsoever watching everyone struggle

Mingyu trying to fix everything by peaceful terms

and Minghao wanting chaotic means

they're a mess, but

they all love each other

they're family 

Kwon family

Seokmin is in middle school with Mingyu and Minghao

often hangs out with them

though he can't decide which friend group

so he floats from one to the other

like's hanging out with Chan too

but Chan is still in elementary school

a year younger than Seungkwan and Hansol

Soonyoung doing that hard carry as the single parent

dance classes for the whole family though

it's always lit at their birthday parties

choreos always on point

you know they rehearsed for that wedding they attended

"we have to nail the choreo to wow all the grandparents"

tbh also has a who's the adult crisis like the Wonhui family

with Chan having to scold Soonyoung for forgetting to pick him and Seokmin up

and Seokmin just being a huge happy fluffball

like idk what's going on but I love you all

Seokmin likes singing in chorus

so ends up seeing the elementary school choral director

and volunteering to teach the little ones

like Vernon and Seungkwan

and drags his dongsaeng Chan along

likes planning out all the costumes for shows too

and gets his dad to teach them choreos

and to just choreo the whole show

and Chan's just trying to hide the fact he's related to two huge dorks

but he's a dork too

and just gives up

he's a smart kid

like a genius

he's skipped a grade already

and can sometimes help Seokmin with his hw

which surprises Soonyoung who doesn't know what to do

but give his unending support to both his children

Soonyoung always asking the other parents for advice

but tbh do any of them know anything about parenting at this point

lots of full street block parties

Soonyoung is just glad to be included

his kids have friends within the neighborhood which is nice

probably the only family able to have a pet and still function

though Chan is like "Why get a pet, isn't that what Dokyeom-hyung is for?"

which gets him in trouble with soonyoung

and he apologizes

Seokshine is still smiley

they get a puppy

and that puppy leads them to get fishes too

and another puppy

and that's a lot

so Chan takes care of the fishes

and Soonyoung and Seokmin walk the puppies

Chan also does most of the cleaning

and god forbid there's a SpIdER 

because none of them will be able to catch it

except maybe Chan

and maybe Soonyoung, if he learns how to use a flamethrower safely

Seokmin always relying on Soonyoung

don't mess with Soonyoung's kid unless you want a hurricane to hit you

Chan really relies on Soonyoung too

since he's kind of quiet at school

he'd never admit it

but Soonyoung's stupid dad jokes and silly dances make him laugh

Soonyoung would legit fight a dragon for his kids

they don't travel often

but when they do they always have crazy stories to tell when they come back

like the trip to the beach

where Chan fell into a tide pool

and Seokmin fell in after him

and Soonyoung slipped trying to save them

so they all ended up in a tiny tide pool

with fish swimming between them and starfish surrounding them

would probably dance as a family for money at a birthday party

and they're pretty good too

they all love each other

they're family

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Svt's Reaction to their S/O who's secretly an otaku

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Seungcheol- Is it just me or would Seungcheol be super confused at first? “Babe, a package came in the mail? It’s a bunch of manga and anime stuff? When did you buy all this?” He’d find it super cute though when he finds out. A lot of teasing… “Damn sweetheart, you don’t even obsess about Seventeen as much as some of this…” He’d probably be super curious what it was all about. Finds out your next shipment of stuffs is coming at 5:00pm and ends up staying up until 4:00am reading/watching anime. He’s hooked. Now he obsessively nerds out with you about all your favs and y'all get into fights over who’s merch was who’s.

“Stop stealing my manga to read on the toilet, y/n!!!”

Jeonghan- Probably doesn’t understand it whatsoever, but he loves you so he’s not going to complain about it. Unless you’re not paying enough attention to him, then he’ll jokingly take your stuff and hide it somewhere high up or under his shirt. “Yah! Are you in love with this or me, huh?” Always falls asleep on the couch with his head on your shoulder while you’re catching up on the latest and unapologetically fake snores or tickles you to get your attention. Surprisingly takes extreme care to never damage any of your prized possessions until maybe one day when something goes missing and he claims it wasn’t him although you found it under his pillow.

“I swear, I was just using it for scientific research, don’t kill me, y/n.” 

Joshua- This dork is freaking the fluff out, he’s always been super into this kind of stuff and can’t believe you never told him so he could have someone to fanboy/girl over it with him. “Have you seen/watched/read this?” “You have to check this one out, y/n!” You both probably have every evening dedicated to geeking out together and making theories, a lot of discussions and arguments over plot, favorite characters, best ships. He’d probably be more happy about the whole thing than you are because now he doesn’t have to hide it either.

“Y/n, this just means we're a better match for each other, more than we thought!”

Jun- Oh my god this boi will tease you forever I swear. But not in the mean way, just enough to make you react in a way he thinks is freaking adorable. And because he wants to make you think he’s jealous. “Wouldn’t you rather be staring at me all day?” You of course tease him back and say no, which he lowkey get’s offended. You always explain the plot to him over and over because he forgets a lot. He wants to understand what he’s watching or reading but also just wants to hear you talk about something so passionately. Eventually he’ll want your attention on him again. 

“Babe I’m so much better. Better looking, I’m a real person, which means I can touch you…”

Hoshi- Turns into a little fluffy hamster because even if he doesn’t like it as much as dance, he can appreciate you and your loves. In his mind it’s like, me = dance, y/n = anime. Thinks your reaction is the fluffiest ever so constantly buys you manga or anime plushies. Definitely will watch your shows with you. Cries when someone dies. “Y/n why? did? that? why?” “Soonyoungie, that didn’t kill them, they have powers.” “Oh.” Gets inspired by the manga or anime and creates seventeen’s choreography with it. So next time you guys watch or read together,

“OOO! Remember that choreo I showed you, it was from this.”

Wonwoo- You know this boy already loves to read. So when he finds out you like anime and manga, he’s reluctant. Not because he’s judging you but because he wants to like it too but what if manga isn’t his thing. Ends up really liking some of them because he really likes the plot, character, etc. Becomes comfortable with all the pictures with words. And secretly loves it just as much as you. “Y/n~ look what I got.” “HOW. THAT JUST RELEASED!” “Hehe, when me and the guys were in Japan...” You guys read them together. Always. But.

“BABE, did you read the first chapter without me?? I can see the book creases!”

Woozi- He’s the one pretending to not understand why you’re obsessing over this when he knows perfectly well why. Endless teasing, “Babe, why is there a small plastic person staring at me when we sleep?” Secretly thinks it’s adorable but would never admit it to you. He also loves anime but every time you bring this up he’s like, “what? who”. Denies any kind of fanboying he’s ever done. “nope you got the wrong person.” One day out of nowhere, he makes you listen to this track. “I got inspired while you were listening to that ost, and your love and passion for it made me realize all over again how beautiful you are and I put this together to remind you of that.”

“I can sometimes pay attention, you know y/n, and what I saw, I won’t forget, passion and beauty, something I admire a lot.”

Dk- Practically bouncing off the walls with excitement. Will ask you to explain everything too him with a bright smile. Get into multiple anime and manga but forgets it all. Always wants to watch it to see what’s it about but asks questions. “I DIDN’T KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT” Still fanboys with you, hypes everything up, buys you gifts when he remembers. You think he’s the most adorable ever because he’ll fanboy about something not knowing it at all. “Do you remember this character at all?” "Nope"

“Which one is that, y/n? Should I style my hair like that? Would it make you laugh?”

MIngyu- Protests about it at first, but will end up doing everything with you. Only protests because he wanted you to fangirl about him. He tries really hard to get into stuff with you, but he doesn't really ever understand what happens. He's too distracted by their hair colors and outfit choices to pay attention to the plot. He's willing to bake themed cakes and make other themed foods for you whenever though, keeps dinners interesting. And good luck if you fangirl/boy over just one character too much. That's going to make Mingyu playfully jealous, a lot of tickling and teasing and chasing around the sofa if you keep going on and on about your fav.

"I mean I admit he’s handsome and cool, but I’m a much better visual to stare at.”

The8- He'd probably act the most indifferent on the outside, "I'm not stupid, y/n, there's a life-size cardboard cutout in the closet, did you think I didn't notice?" "Everyone has their own likes and preferences, doesn't change the fact that I love you. So why even hide it in the first place?" Secretly looks at your stuff so one day when you're talking about your fav otp, out of nowhere he says, " ______ makes a better couple though." You both would probably playfully bicker over the best couples all the time. He still pretends he's not just as obsessive as you are though.

"I love you, quirks and all. Plus if you can still love me after trying to flip water bottles for a good hour or so, it all works out in the end."

 Seungkwan- Is like what is this? at first. But honestly just pretending because he already kinda knew because of Joshua. Just wanted to see you slightly offended because you look cute. He's going to be EXTRA af though. Goes around screaming character catchphrases and singing the OST's at the top of his lungs. Cosplays as characters he barely knows and jumps off of chairs and from behind doors to scare you. "Guess who I am babe?" Acts out scenes repeatedly and runs around yelling and overacting as usual. Is fascinated by the costuming choices,

“Gosh for seventeen next concept, we’ll dress up as anime characters.”

Vernon- Finds it hella hilarious because he fanboys over stuff all the time and now he knows you do too. Y'all now both have your own fandoms that you always obsess over and neither of you want to get into the other's. "A new episode comes out tonight!" "I already called dibs on the tv though!" A lot of tickle fights to see who gets the tv. He thinks it's great that you have obsessions like he does and although you both aren't really interested in each other's fandoms, y'all fangirl/boy together. Also steals your fav character body pillow to snuggle with.

"I don't know who this is, but if you want it back y/n, you're going to have to take its place."

Dino- This cutie is a confused marshmallow. He's really respectful of your interests though, and never refuses you when you ask him to watch something with you. He can't help it, you're too cute to refuse. He, like Minghao, wouldn't understand why you had to hide it though. He'll drag you out to stores he researched and ask you to pick out all your favs, and then just listens to you rant about certain issues or episodes or characters. He loves listening to you go on and on about it and out of curiosity ask you to point out stuff in shops and explain the whole plot to him.

"SO you're telling me, that there are like 60 characters you have to keep track of? How?"

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