#anon ♠

[velvetyh]

WELCOME BACK!!!! i have missed you so much 🤍🤍🤍🤍

Hiiii!! <333

it feels a bit awkward to be back on here lmao but I'll get used to it !

how are you ? :D

[senjutsunade]

How’s the dating life, Hokage-sama? Or is the only thing you’re committed to these days the bottom of a sake bottle?

Absolutely thrilling. It's just me, my paperwork, and a (few) bottle of sake—truly the romance of the century.

Who needs love when you have budget reports and village crises to keep you company?

[anti-endo-help]

I don't like the term anti-endo cus it sounds like I would start a fight if I saw some "endo system" in the street, wich I won't, I follow the "don't interact" rule, but... this might be an odd question so am i still allowed on this blog? /gen /srs

I don't think "endogenic" systems exist, I think they either don't remember their trauma, don't think their trauma is enough, are genuinelly misguided or misinformed

I am too autistic to understand lying for attention so that might be on me...

— ♤

you're completely fine, you can stay, no worries!! you don't have to like the term itself to be welcome on this blog, as long as your general stance aligns with that of the community :))

[ID: STOP! this blog is a strictly anti-endo space! pro-endos and endo neutrals, shoo! shoo shoo!]

[snailsgoingdowntown]

Oooh oooh I have one!

Can you please do a one-shot smut for Zhongli x Reader (They/Them if it's alright with you) in an Office AU where they do it during their lunch break? Bonus if Itto accidentally stumbles upon them afterwards because it would be absolutely hilarious.

Only if you feel like it because I know life is exhausting. Please take care of yourself. ^3^

–♠️

This was written in a rush because I have things going on. No pronouns were used, but ik this anon irl (they’re just shy to reveal their face), so that is the only reason I’m doing an afab with gn pronouns for this. For anyone else though, please keep in mind that:

I do NOT write for male readers in any shape or form.

ALL not sfw works will ALWAYS be written with a FEMALE reader in mind.

Thank you for reading the above and please keep those rules in mind when requesting. You’d be surprised at the amount of requests I get which breaks nearly all rules in just one go. I am happy you send them in, but please read my rules beforehand. Thank you.

Zhongli x afab! Reader

No pronouns were used, but the body is that of a female autotomy.

Not-sfw warnings: office intercourse, unprotected intercourse, being walked in on.

Blog contains dark content/dead dove don’t eat. Dni if you are uncomfortable with said content.

Minors/blank blogs dni or you’ll be blocked.

I hope you enjoy this!

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Lunch break was to end in thirty minutes.

Thirty minutes to eat, as you should, unpacking your lunch in the small cafeteria instead of being pressed against the wall, losing your breath as Zhongli kisses you. It was gentle, innocent at first, a simple peck. And it was supposed to remain at that, not develop into something deeper, breathless, his tongue swiping over your teeth as you cling onto the outer jacket of his suit. You made no protest when he gently backed you into the wall.

Distantly, you can hear the chatter of people passing by the door, and while you should be worried about someone opening the door and seeing the scene before them, the moment his lips travel to your neck, pressing against your sweet spot. You could no longer think straight. So, you let him suck lightly, enough to feel the suction that draws a hushed whimper from your kiss-swollen lips, but soft enough to not leave any type of physical evidence.

With the last remaining braincell containing commonsense, you quietly thank him for making sure to close the door.

It doesn’t take long for your pencil skirt to be bundled up at your waist, panties pushed aside. His own pants were unzipped, cock out, and with enough prep, he slid in oh so painfully good. As always, it stung a bit, felt heavy even, whispering for him to remain still lest he hurt you. He does as you say.

“You’re… you’re never like this at work. What’s gotten into you?” You breathe out, muscles relax as the second’s pass. Looking behind him, you spot the clock on the opposite wall. You now have fifteen minutes.

“Mm, I should have waited. We could have taken our time, then,” voice as smooth as ever, Zhongli kisses your lower jaw, trailing his lips until it reaches the pulse of your neck. And then he travels lower until he’s at the juncture and nibbles it. “But… I just couldn’t resist you today, it seems. I apologize for acting out of character, but even I have moments of weakness.”

“At work of all places?” you giggle out, only for it to melt into a moan, Zhongli slowly pulling out before gently thrusting back into your very welcoming cunt. “Mm, we only have fifteen minutes… I’m not sure if we can finish on time – “

When his thrusts become harsher, more passionate, you find yourself breathless, unable to think straight, and for a moment, you really do think that you’re about to suffocate. Apparently, your brain decided that focusing on mind-melting pressure was more important than taking in gulps of air. Another thrust has your fingers digging into his shoulders, letting one of his hands hold up your leg for better access.

Even though it aches, you remain silent on the matter, eyes shutting tight as you let the pleasure overtake you. However, part of your mind is still there, and thus, you bite your lower lip, suppressing any sinful noises that may leak through the walls and doors.

But you couldn’t do anything about the skin slapping against skin, but to keep the pace as slow as possible, trying to build up to your climax.

Ah, but before you could even reach the pleasurable buildup, lower belly tightening and clit throbbing, the door opens.

“Oh, hey, have you seen –,”

The door slams closed immediately afterwards.

It wasn’t until the next day where you saw Itto, his face red and awkward around the two of you. And it wasn’t until later that you found out he left his phone behind in the office, and that at first, it was going to be Shinobu who was going to look for it.

Perhaps this was a sign to never do such a thing in the office ever again.

[fallen--starlight]

Nah go f yourself. Those women waited years to start talking, they could have survived a few more months with their mouths shut.

In all honesty I still don't believe them. They had a relationship, didn't like the sex and weren't satisfied with NG giving them money. So they went and decided to spread shit about him.

wow! those sure are Words !!! lets go over your contributions to the class ^_^

i will have to deduct a few points for being rude. i do not fuck with that shit im afraid :3

A+ for effort but F for your chosen topic, as i do Not Recall the instructions for your composition being "victim blame rape victims" (ﾟДﾟ) going over your written response, i can Definitely feel the .. passion & emotion within it .. ⊙﹏⊙∥ but alas! i can also sense that there's no lived experience weighing in on your Thoughts & Opinions >_< your assignment didn't need to include personal experience but if you cannot even empathize then i have to deduct more points ;( please Do Better next time ^^

ruling: i double dare you to send this again off anon. please see me after class （〃｀ 3′〃）

[fxck-with-eli]

Hello Eli

I hope you save this for Tuesday.

Maybe it is time for you to confess something to your followers.

The same thing you confessed to me in private.

And if you did, there's a reward waiting for you.

At the same place you always find me

♠���

Puppet Master wants me to say that he owns me ~

We just fit well together i guess hehe

(still not onwed haha xD)

[ch1-kasak0]

She’s now my favorite, why? She had a cat and is evil.

I’ll be taking her into the corners of my mind thank youuu

(In other words, I’ve kidnapped her)

-♠️

DON'T KIDNAP MY BABY

She also HAS a cat now, it's a brown ragdoll named Evelyn😋😋

[vivid-viviii]

Hey, is that a quote from Life in the World to Come in your bio??

life in the world to what now ??

[ask-arthur-conan-doyle]

Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

Well, that is true in some ways! If used as a projectile, I'm sure many doctors would shy away.

Apples don't really work on me, however; as you see, you, my dear, are the apple of my eye. I'd go so far as to say I'm being drawn closer.

Did you know that apples can also be used to summon physicists? I hear my good chap Newt is pretty fond of them.

Cheeky smile.

[cryptidkin-culture-is]

Cryptidkin culture is joining a voice call and then you get overstimulated so you have to deafen for a while and now you're way too far into "not being human" mode to talk or even explain why you can't talk

-♠

Honestly understandable.

[parasitic-void]

Have you ever thought about leaving deepnest? I hear there's a nice dark place at the bottom of hallownest..

"I know of the Abyss. Mother Forbids. Something... There"

He knows well of the place off limits... Forbidden, of an ancient culture. Something is down there, he knows it... But what?

[sxulcxtcher]

Another inspiration from 🎨 anon. Fuck, baby. I'm not leaching off you, you've just got a pretty head. That 'Princess' kink with actual royalty hit me. A Prince destined to take up the throne, an old rule to marry before wearing the crown to insure a successor/offspring/child - whatever you call it. Betrothed to a Privleged Princess. But what the people and his fiancée doesn't know is how the prince had been having an affair with one of his Knights. The most skilled, respected and reliable Knight of the kingdom on his knees in the bedroom, sucking off his future king. The echoing of armour being removed goes unnoticed. The future queen absolutely oblivious as she acts all high and mighty for the heritage of the throne. Oh, how obedient the knight would be. A quick beckon from the prince and the knight wouldn't spare anyone a glance, heading straight for his majest, how rumours would be shot down at a whisper, after all, the knight is the royal family's most closest ally since the king himself. I'm thinking of an age gap, the Prince being younger than the Knight. — ♠️

i love the idea but my brain naturally defaults to the roles being reversed, love sub's as always though<3🌹

[senjutsunade]

What kind of mom would Tsunade be had she had kids.

Babies don't belong in bars, right? R I G H T?

So why? Just why? Why ask that?

The short, simple answer is terrible.

She knew it. So it was never even an IF.

Bonus: She is Naruto's godmother in one of my AU's. She is banned from attending his school conferences. Banned by the school. She is not allowed on the school premises.

She's not very good at adulting.

[velvetyh]

Omg imagine being a puckbunny for tbz

The locker room escapades, the championship wins( tbh I have no idea about hockey except from letterkenny 🫢)

Ugh the come down from a game would equal to be such hard sex omg imagine

Oh nooo you've lit a fire with this one

🌺

*pikachu shocked meme*

My brain just short-circuited trying to imagine the scenario. 🥴

Imagine them having rounds with you, Sangyeon first because, you know, he’s the captain 😇

The locker room is closed to everyone outside the players and you, whether after a loss or a win. Businesses like this one stay private ;)

I’m sure he’d give orders to the others on what to do with you, how to pleasure you while having an attentive eye on your shaky body. You would be such a mess, sweat and cum covering your belly as spit rolled down your chin from all the cock sucking.

THE PRAISE that would erupt from them omg I can’t-

[endworld-kins]

dazecore leo : rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles icons for anon !

[tavs-kin-korner]

rest up tav !!! the thing about requests blog is that you are never obligated to devote yourself to them, thats why its called a request

don't stress yourself about it, everyone needs breaks and we'll be here for ya whenever you need

-♠

tHANK YOU SO MUCH, i'LL TRY MY BEST TO GET LOTS OF REST, <3 /P

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[Thank you so much, I'll try my best to get lots of rest. <3 /p]