#anne wtf was that about huh

[bloodyeild]

ok wow not to be a lestat apologist on main but like. very normal abt him being burned alive by his family after his experience with magnus 👍👍👍 someone end my sufferings

[harrysfolklore]

I SAY YES TO ERAS DANCER!YN

i thought about this concept when i watched the eras tour film and you guys encouraged me to write it so here it is ! i enjoyed it a lot so i really hope you like it

ps. the usernames on the comments are taylor’s dancers ! (they’re all so cool i’m obsessed with them)

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

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yourinstagram ready for hotel rooms to be my new home now 🕺

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audreydouglass ❤️

taylorfan1 she’s one of the eras tour dancers ! make sure to follow them all

gemmastyles Best of lucks !

janravanik Let’s go !

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Manila. March, 2023.

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harryfan1 BABYYYY

yourinstagram miss you 🤍

harryfan2 he’s pocket size

alessandro_michele ❤️

harryfan3 i love singlerry

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yourinstagram 2023 had a blank space, and i wrote @taylorswift in it. let the games begin, the era’s tour !

to the cast… i can’t wait to spend this season of life with you.

🫶✨💜🧣💃🖤🐍💘💋🪩🥂💛⏱️🍾🌃

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yourbestie Wishing you the best 💘💘

taylorfan1 YOU KILLED IT

nat_b_peterson A true star love you ❤️let’s do this

taylorfan2 my dream job

annetwist ❤️

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harryupdates HARRY ATTENDED OPENING NIGHT OF THE ERAS TOUR LAST NIGHT !!!!

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harryfan1 WTF???

harryfan2 NO WAY

taylorfan1 is that really him ??

taylorfan2 HUH?

harryfan3 OMFGGGGG THE IMPLICATIONS

taylorfan3 taylor’s best ex

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yourinstagram who’s coming to tampa night two?? let the games begin ⚡️

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taylorfan1 obsessed with them

gracieabrams Best one out there 🕺

taylorfan2 i love the tour dancers soooo much

taylorfan3 MY SHOWWW

gemmastyles I cannot wait to see this show

↳ harryfan1 gemma hello ???

FANS VIA TWITTER

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yourinstagram when your boy couldn’t make it to nashville but he’s a hopeless romantic lol

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taylorfan1 aweee

kamnsaunders That boy is head over heels !

taylorfan2 she has a boyfriend nooo :( she’s my crush

annetwist ❤️

↳ harryfan1 i think she’s a family friend or something, anne and gemma always comment on her posts lol

nat_b_peterson This relationship gives me life

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tmz_tv Looks like #TaylorSwift & #HarryStyles really never go out of Style. Tap the link in our bio to see what we know about their recent rekindle!

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harryfan1 huh?

taylorfan1 SOMEBODY CALL TREE PAINE

↳ harryfan1 AND JEFF AZOFF

harryfan2 man i hate tmz with a passion

taylorfan2 y’all is this true?

harryfan3 you guys are better than believing TMZ

taylorfan3 IT COUPLE IS BACK

yourinstagram 😂😂😂😂

↳ janravanik I was about to send you this !

↳ taylorfan4 taylor’s dancers are laughing its FAKE

TMZ ARTICLE

Harry Styles and Taylor Swift have their fans buzzing with excitement at the possibility that they’re back together.. and based on the many sightings of him at Taylor’s concerts.. they may be on to something.

The former flames, who had a brief but memorable relationship back in the day, have sent the internet into a frenzy with speculations about a possible rekindling of their romance.

The' As it Was' singer was seen sneaking into the opening night of Taylor Swift's tour in Arizona, catching the attention of eagle-eyed fans who couldn't believe their luck witnessing both pop icons under one roof. But that wasn't all – Styles continued his tour attendance, popping up at shows in Tampa and Atlanta, adding fuel to the already rumors of a reconnection.

A source has also provided us pictures of Harry pulling up at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts, where Taylor’s show took place this weekend.

Their history is no secret – Taylor Swift and Harry Styles' romance made headlines years ago, with their short-lived yet highly publicized relationship making fans go crazy. From romantic strolls in Central Park to cozying up at award shows, their time together never goes out of style.

But what does Harry's sudden appearance at Taylor's tour mean? Could it just be a friendly show of support between two mega-stars, or is there something more happening behind the scenes?

Fans have taken to social media, discussing every moment of their recent encounters, analyzing their body language, and even coming up with conspiracy theories about secret messages hidden in their song lyrics. Some die-hard 'Haylor' shippers are convinced this could be the moment they've been waiting for – the reunion of one of pop culture's most talked-about couples.

Both Styles and Swift have remained notoriously private about their personal lives, keeping fans guessing and rumors going around. Neither camp has confirmed or denied the speculations, leaving the world to wonder if there's a romantic renaissance on the horizon.

As the 'Eras Tour' continues its journey across the country, all eyes remain glued to the stage, anticipating every possible hint of a rekindled spark between Harry Styles and Taylor Swift.

Stay tuned as we keep our lenses focused and our ears to the ground for any whispers, sightings or signs of this potential Hollywood romance getting back together.

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harryupdates Harry out in New York today !

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harryfan1 AHHHHH

harryfan2 who is THAT

harryfan3 waiiiiiit whats going on

harryfan4 chill istg y’all have been sooooo dense lately, first starting rumors of him and taylor getting back together and now freaking out over harry greeting a (probably) a friend

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yourinstagram i really do 🫶🏻 new york

📸by my, my, my, my, my, loverrrr 💘

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taylorfan1 she’s so prettyyyyy

audreydouglass You both give me life 🥹

janravanik Quoting the boss 🤩

gemmastyles I can’t wait to see you rock the stage tonight

↳ harryfan1 GEMMA IS GOING TO THE ERAS TOUR ???

taylorfan2 eras tour dancers give me life

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harryupdates Harry and Gemma at The Eras Tour in MetLife Stadium tonight !

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harryfan1 WTF?????????

harryfan2 i’m officially believing the rumors that him and taylor at back together

taylorfan1 WE?

harryfan3 what the actually fuck is going on this is the FOURTH show he attends and now with his family ?? lord i’m coming up

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gemmastyles I went to The Eras Tour in my Reputation era I guess ✨🖤🐍

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harryfan1 SLAAAY

annetwist My turn now ! ❤️

↳ harryfan2 ANNE IS GOING TO THE ERAS TOUR ??? wtf is going on

yourinstagram love you so much, so happy you could make it 🥹💘

↳ harryfan3 see i’ve been saying that she must be a family friend

harryfan4 rumors of haylor being a thing again lowkey don’t sound too crazy

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annetwist The Eras Tour with my girl @gemmastyles 👯‍♀️ watching the amazing @yourinstagram rock the stage. Of course the star of the show @taylorswift gave her all and blew us away ! Amazing night ❤️🎶

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harryfan1 OMG

gemmastyles Oh I love being a woman 💘

↳ harryfan2 she gets it

yourinstagram love you both so much ! thanks for coming 🤍

↳ harryfan3 she must be gemma’s bff or smth

taylorfan1 HAYLOR IS SO ALIVE

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harryupdates Harry just followed this account on Instagram !

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harryfan1 oh????

harryfan2 he has attended so many eras tour shows he befriended the cast

harryfan3 she also interacts with gemma a lot 👀

harryfan4 how crazy would it be if he’s dating her and not back with taylor like everyone thinks lol

↳ taylorfan1 don’t be delusional

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harryupdates HARRY BACKSTAGE AT THE ERAS TOUR IN DENVER !!!

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harryfan1 STOOOP

harryfan2 i was against the rumors of haylor rekindling but this is so 😭

taylorfan1 if i had a nickel for every time harry has attended the eras tour i’d have more than 5 nickels which is INSANE

harryfan3 the rumors are true i guess

TWITTER

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yourinstagram the way fans figure things out never ceases to amaze me 😛 #randomthougts

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harryfan1 is this who we think harry is dating?

tamiyaxlewis 😂😂 Love youuuu

taylorfan1 i want to know the eras tour inside tea

gemmastyles Welcome to my life

harryfan2 blink if you’re dating harry

harryfan3 she’s so pretty tho

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haylortea TAYLOR JUST ANNOUNCED 1989 TV WITH HARRY IN THE AUDIENCE !!! STYLE FT HARRY IS COMING

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harryfan1 OMFGGG

harryfan2 WAS HARRY REALLY THERE ??

↳ taylorfan1 yes there’s pictures around twitter !

taylorfan2 i think a collab with harry is possible since it’s been denied that they’re back together !

harryfan3 THE IMPLICATIONS !

HARRY VIA INSTAGRAM STORIES

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yourinstagram here’s the reason he attended so many shows 🥹💘 (if you know you know)

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harryfan1 HUH?

kamnsaunders FINALLY !!!

harryfan2 if i can’t see his face it’s not real

annetwist Love, love ❤️

taylorfan1 this is hilarious LMAO y’all really thought it was all about haylor

harryfan3 WHY AM I CRYING THIS IS THE SOFTEST HARD LAUNCH EVER

harrystyles ❤️

↳ harryfan1 STOP

↳ harryfan3 I JUST FELL TO MY KNEES

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yourinstagram Taylor Swift: Era’s Tour World Premiere 🫶🏻✨🥹 To Taylor and the cast: I just love y’all. That’s it.

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harryfan1 okay she’s stunning

audreydouglass She’s beauty and she’s grace… love you twin 🥰

harryfan2 DID HARRY ATTEND THE PREMIERE?

↳ harryfan3 i don’t think so there’s no pics

annetwist Congratulations ❤️

harryfan4 i’ve lived 293728 lives since the first time harry was spotted at the eras tour

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harryupdates HARRY AT THE ERAS TOUR FILM PREMIERE !!

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harryfan1 AHHHh

harryfan2 HE LOOKS SO BABY

harryfan3 my heart he gave yn her time to shine

harryfan4 I LOVE THIS COUPLE !! who would’ve thought harry would be dating one of the era’s tour dancers

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[jqmalikhsgib]

wedding bells

“…pardon my interruption…”

he stares at his mom and sister blankly. they couldn’t be serious. this was beyond the definition of fucked up. this wasn’t some movie. this was his life. this was your life.

he couldn’t possibly ruin your wedding. no! he’s already ruined your happiness enough. you deserved to get married to the man you love. that’s no longer him.

he was heartbroken, sure. but he deserves this. he deserved to suffer. you deserve to walk down the aisle like you deserved to do all those years ago. he knew this was the wedding of your dreams.

he knew from the moment he saw the church. this was the church he was gonna marry you. the church you picked out.

“no. she doesn’t deserve this!” harry shakes his head.

anne rubs her sons shoulders. “did i ever tell you about my first love zac?”

he frowns at his mother. he shakes his head as his mother takes a deep breath.

“i met him a few years before your father. i was deeply in love with him. he was the one,”

both harry and gemma stared at their mother shockingly. they had no idea she loved someone before their father. they always thought their dad was her first love.

“he was american. only visiting distant relatives for the summer. we fell in love instantly. god was he the most amazing generous man. when summer ended he begged his parents to stay, just for me. how romantic, huh? except it ended there. we tried to keep in touch sending letters. but after awhile the letters slowly went away. i assumed he moved on. that was until three years after you were born. he came to visit. hoping that i was still there. and i was. but i had moved on and married your father and had two amazing kids. unfortunately he didn’t come to reconnect. he came to tell me that he loved me and would never stop. but he was sick. very sick. it’s why he stopped writing the letters because he thought it was best that he let me go. he knew his illness was terminal. he had a about three more months left. but he couldn’t die without telling me how he felt. in that moment we both knew we wasted so much time. we could have been together but he let me go and i didn’t ask questions or try to call him. anything! i just let zac slip though my fingers. and if i would have just called him and checked on him, maybe ask him questions, maybe we would have been together instead. don’t do what i did baby. don’t let her slip through your fingers.”

harry sheds tears. “but what if—”

“then we’ll be right here to pick up the pieces again.” gemma whispers.

harry nods. he gets out of the car, runs to the church, and takes a deep breath before opening the door. and just like the movies everyone stares at him. including you.

he just stands there. everyone starts to whisper. harry didn’t know what to say. but he knew if he didn’t speak he would look like even more of an idiot. but something happened. he said nothing but you ran.

everyone gasped. harry didn’t know what to say or do. he couldn’t speak. he thought you were gonna slap him for ruining your wedding, run back to the podium, and get marry.

instead you surprised him. you grabbed his hand and ran out of the church. leaving everyone speechless.

“i can’t do it. i can’t marry someone i don’t love. i—harry you broke me. you broke every fiber of my heart. but i love you. i always have and i always will. and—i don’t wanna marry anyone else but you.”

“then let’s get married, darling.”

again i have no idea wtf this is but here is the final part to wedding bells :)

[three--rings]

Me, with Max open, hitting refresh: SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW

Spoiler reaction to 2x04 below

Hi I'm back after having seen it and OMG OMG. Hi, they came for us. They came to kill us all. I'm in pieces. Somehow all of that is a good thing. Raise your hand who else is deceased.

Buttons, BUTTTONS, we're getting Buttons info? Oh, just a tease.

God god there's so much happening.

"First time I've been on this side of a walk of shame" Wee John I fucking love you.

Ed my heart, sigh. I get it, of course anger is the easy way to go with this. "You're not a fucking mermaid." Literally the funniest thing he could have said somehow.

Buttons, you really should have separated those two sentences. "Walk with me so I can explain." Cool you sound wise. "I'm hunting for a vessel so I can turn into a bird." And...you've ruined it.

For real tho the way this show manages to be so funny while still giving us the serious story is wild.

He's fucking quoting the song my god.

The bunny scene. The glove covering the spider. And I KNEW the bunny wasn't lasting long and wouldn't be a thing. I KNEW it. I hope the fandom doesn't more poor Stede Bunnet too badly.

So is that the canonical explanation for Buttons? He visited the gravy basket too many times and his grip on reality is permanently loose? Like someone who has done way too much LSD?

I should watch this show at more than 30 second intervals but there's too much to talk about.

I love them so much I love this whole scene with Anne and Mary omg. (I still hate Anne's corset with the fire of a thousand suns for looking like every mass-produced shitty steampunk corset of 2012 but)

Do whatever you want you're good at that. I love them.

Them sitting on a fucking couch together "can we not do this now?" I'm LIVING.

WTF WTF is going on with Anne and Mary.

I was WONDERING why Roach's cake looked like a wedding cake. It was for traumatic reasons.

"Artsy outsider was always your type." OH REALLY SAY MORE.

Disappointed Anne and Stede weren't caught by Ed and Mary but okay.

Izzy...izzy...izzy. I wish we could have seen him drunkenly fighting the unicorn.

We all wondered what would make Ed break that chair....yeah finding out Stede went back to Mary would do it...

I can't I can't you guys I'm dead. I'm dead and gone and we're never recovering from this,,

But how fucking honest and open ED was in this conversation. " I was all in." like I love them so much.

Why didn't we get a toxic lesbian kiss, huh? I feel robbed.

Izzy...Con fuck you very much. That's all.

Okay okay, fucking Stede being like "hey you wanna uh spendthenightwithme" and Ed "Yes".

And then Buttons is (maybe) a bird now? Good for him, good for him. You gotta change to love them right. Yeah I see you.

Then running off through the trees together giddy. I can't. Didn't think we would get this.

"The new unicorn" okay. gonna need someone to explain this to me with meta.

That ep omg like perfection? like why are they being so nice to us? I can't.

So...Ed and Stede...did they...uh...?? If they leave it ambiguous in the next ep am I maybe gonna write it? maaybe.

[arcplaysgames]

AWAY WE GOOOOO ROAD TRIP

But not before a check in with our buddy Chaz

OH OKAY SO YOUR BOSS IS AWARE YOU ARE HANGING WITH THE PHANTOM THIEVES. Cozying up to the Thieves was apparently Chaz's explicit mission.

Chaz, please don't betray me. I mean, I would forgive you because you're awesome and frankly betrayal is not even remotely the worst thing to happen to me in any of these games, but still. Would be uncool of you.

Honestly, I'm cool with it.

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES, THERE IS A COOKING MINIGAME ASPECT TO THIS?

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MENU, JOKER'S KITCHEN

oh my god. this game is already better than P5V, there is no more room for debate. we are there.

The first stop in the journey is Sendai, because Sophia smells a Jail nearby. So basically, accounting for the fact they stopped by a river to have lunch, this is probably the route they took.

Outside Utsunomiya is the Kinugawa River, which looks like the most likely option for them to stop at.

This was the moment when I dared to ask myself....... did they..... create and design and render multiple Japanese cities for this game? Not just, like, a few huge hub towns on the scale of Tokyo, but a lot of smaller environments to explore?

oh my god they did????? holy shit this is exactly what I wanted.

Okay okay so the team is in Sendai because potential Jail, but also Haru wants to try beef tongue and Yusuke wants to look at the shrine and statues.

The big statue of Date Masamune is covered in posters advertizing some reprint of a book. Not the twentieth anniversary, but the twentieth reissue of a book. Which, wow, that is a lot. That feels like a lot of reissues.

Before we can investigate more of what's up with the posters, the whole gang needs to eat.

Morgana is CRUELLY shoved into the bag so he may not partake in the beef tongue, so he's noisy about it and some Woman In Labcoat overhears and catches us out.

My god, is this lady related to Akechi because she is BEEEEEEIGE. She is like if dishwater blonde hair was a person, it's amazing. Like, no tea no shade, it just stands out.

Ann you are such a dogshit liar, it's kind of a relief you didn't go into acting, holy shit.

In this house we never resist an opportunity to have Reverie Vantas the Fifth meow. Catboy rights.

Alright, one: that's.... actually accurate to my understanding of the use of collagen as a supplement, that ingestion is too harsh of the molecules or whatever so the idea they will make it back into your body as collagen and not just the parts of what was once collagen is true to my knowledge. Most of the studies to the contrary seeeeem a little suspect given the beauty industry's inherent interest in making collagen into a profitable business.

Two, "cognition" huh.

Brown-haired researcher in a labcoat talking about cognition, huh.

anyone looking at Reverie and picking up on an "air of innocence" is, ah, lacking in observational skills. Your vibe check has failed, ma'am.

A BROWN-HAIRED RESEARCHER IN A LABCOAT TALKING ABOUT COGNITION WHO ALSO HANDS OUT TREATS WITHOUT PROVOCATION.

OOOOOOOH BEIGE ALERT. Cannot be trusted!

wtf image limit

[waitmyturtles]

I did something very bad last night, very bad!

Please forgive me. I’m not watching Midnight Museum. But I caught the previews for episode 6, and saw that it had Nanon and View in it, and I was like....

... can I get away with just peeping that episode, to see how they are together?

And then I saw Tu’s BTS photos of HER episode, the previous one.

And I thought to myself: maybe I should be a little bad.

So I did it, I watched episodes 5 and 6 last night, and I go into this without ANY prior knowledge of this show, except seeing some of the fabulous reviews, as always, by the family (which I’ll review more in depth later today). But anyway, what follows is an UTTERLY RIDICULOUS liveblog of what I watched, and if you like this show, I urge you to NOT READ MY DUMB RAMBLINGS! There’s no analysis! It’s just reactions, very silly ones.

Honestly, this looks like a totally interesting show, but I really don’t do knives and blood and murders and ghosts and curses and scary Christian frameworks (?!) -- I like trauma of the emotional kind, ha. Anyway, I’m saving y’all by putting up a break and keeping you safe from this dumpster fire! <3

Episode 5: 

- LOVE the fashion from the START, WOW. Fah and Tu are such 10s - DON’T EAT THE SOUP, GURL, DON’T EAT THE SOUP! WTF, don’t eat that soup! YOU KNOW NOT TO EAT THAT SOUP - Yes, soup tastes good when it’s salty, look how much salt you put in that soup - Dudes, doing it right outside Bee’s DOOR? ::throws grandma hands:: - TRIPHOP?! - Cute bar! - The sets and the lighting are a little outta control, tbh - This show isn’t actually set in any kind of reality, right? These auction prices.... - Was that a... raw fish eye you put in your mouth? - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, CHEEK MEAT?!?!?! - This is not an efficient way to harvest salt - WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN, TU?! - So this show is about... salt and Christianity? - Oh, oh, sorry, kk, salt is an episode theme, got it!

Episode 6:

- So Nanon is Adam? - I love what Namtan is wearing in the opening credits - GUN IS SO CUTE - Flower...Shop of Horrors? - I love how Dome’s like, wtf, I don’t know anything about anything -- this is like that episode of South Park where Cartman went to the future to speed up time for that video game release, and he was just like, wtf to everyone around him - Is this just the DaVinci Code?! With ghosts and shit? - Is the priest in the confessional Dome? The Holy Trinity, they’re the same person, etc. etc.? - Omg, photo boaaaarrrddddsssss..... right, Khatha’s in love, right? - Omg, Sani from The Eclipse, HI! - Foei is so good in everything (I’m not getting over the name TRIPHOP, though) - Okay, Nanon and View are GREAT TOGETHER, WOW, this experiment was worth it (besides this and 55:15 Never Too Late, I wonder what else they were in together) - Damn, $3 billion for this piece of shit anklet, huh - Does Khatha carry a scepter? - Oh, no no no no no no no no no Nanonenstein, no no no no noooooo no, leave her alone - NOOOOOOO, don’t do it dude, no, donnnn’t - But that swat was such a View-character-thing-to-do, tho - NOOOOOO GUYSSSSSS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - HOLY WHAT THE HELL CHAINSAW?!?!??!?!?!?!?! - Okay, this is why I’m not watching this show lol - Okay, View with a chainsaw is something - OMFG NO NANON - All of this for feet?! - That was a VERY unfortunate commentary on sex work - LEAVE DOME ALONE, y’all! Ton and Anne, SHOO! - View, when did your outfit get so cute - ENOUGH WITH THE KNIVES NANON - Oh, WE’RE WORRIED ABOUT FIT NOW, TON? The cadaver drip check’s not working anymore?! - Oh god, there might be an interesting correlation between Christian themes and “completion,” don’t let me go there - Nice, dropping the scepter shit, Khatha - Jokes on a deathbed?! Khatha and Dome are being set up for each other, cute - The special effects are VERY much wanting in this show - Okay, that was a tiny bit heartbreaking, poor Ton - Now what, Dome, wake tf up!

That was a ride! I’m going back to just reading the reviews! Maybe I’ll check back in once Khatha and Dome are coupled up! ::escorts myself outta here::

[wench-and-jezebel]

Devour Reaction:

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

Bby Ackles  [bby Ackles :)]

[Realizing that the entire movie is contained in the startup and you just.  don't realize it yet.  but anyway]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

God his kids look just like him

Anne Kilton 👀🤣  [I KNOW! When I tell you this film has SPN vibes… Not a lie]

Dean!

Sir, that’s not- Leave.  Run!  Your white is showing

TF

THE FUCK IS HE DOING WITH THE GUTS  [The fact that you haven't gone hunting before is showing]  ☠️☠️☠️ Blechhhh

Now a baby???  BUDDY GTFO.  FLEE

Mysterious cabin in the woods

Nekked crying person

SIR

[The end.  He ded. Sorry, did you think Jackles was in the whole thing?  Oh wait :)]

The voice

[Weirdo monologues are back: Max-coded]  Talking in circles

Oh nooo drugs  [Dean-coded protective streak pt. 1]

TF [Dean-coded protective streak pt. 2]

[His jacket tho... Dean-coded]  RIGHT?!  But also… Wtf?! The kid was just gonna shoot them?!

Oooo, bitch

Wot.  Is happening.  [She was getting the champagne and intentionally being provocative]  Oh shit

She favors Kirsten Dunst  [Yup, agree]

Yeet.  You just gave the lagoon monster a weapon

Ma’am  [You mean that’s not how computers work?]

You burn candles on your laptop?  Again... Ma’am

“YeH, I pushed a button.”  You idjit.

“Watch your fucking language”  ☠️☠️☠️  [I hate his boss btw]

Alan Ackles has arrived

Bruh his dad reminds me of your dad 👀☠️  [ASDFASDFADF YOU'RE NOT WRONG]  Lemme find out you’re related to the Ackles  [I would pass the frick away]  I would too! ☠️☠️☠️

[Dean-coded protective streak pt. 3]

WOT

BRUH ITS WILD CHARLIE  [Dean-coded protective streak pt. 4]

[Buddy, I love you, but please ask why your friend is demanding your personal info and typing on a computer]  ☠️☠️☠️

Wait is this uncoolness again  [His friends are very uncool throughout the film: you'll see]

Huh.  Uh, y’all run.  HE CRAZY

[I love his acting in this scene.  The turkey line is so well done too aalksdfj]

WHY CANT THIS MAN HAVE GOOD FRIENDS???  EVER???

BRUH  [Did I mention friends putting personal information into random computer programs = not good idea?]  LIKE… dude!

Ohhh noooo

Bruh… I’m tripppinnn lol this movie is wild  [I KNOW RIGHT]

[Get ready for hate-his-boss hours]

BRUH

BRUH.  BRUHHHH!!!  WHAT AN ASSHOLEEEEEE!!

["You wouldn't have let Conrad sign you on" HE DIDN'T KNOW?!!?!?]  RIGHT?!?

Can this dude keep a mom!!??  [I say nothing… I love them tho]

[Dean-coded protective streak pt. 5]  😭😭😭😭

Say you want him in your pants/skirt without saying it ma’am

[This mom's better at the love-life-meddling than Mary]

He’s so cute thoooo  [I KNOWWWW]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ Buddy

[I love Jackles in this whole scene… His smirk/fist pump thing alskdfj *chef's kiss*]

He’s too cute… I can’t even  [I KNOWWWWWWWWWW]

Ma’am.

Sir.  

Masir.

It’s. Not. Like.  This.  What is she.  DOING.  TO HIS HEAD.  WHAT.  AM I WATCHING WOMAN???  I HAD TO TURN THE VOLUME DOWN.  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️  [I did warn you about this scene]  

AND SHE JUST WALKS AWAY

[Okay, two things… a) I love Jackles playing the romantic type.  And b) the promised friend-uncoolness]  *huff sigh*

Bruh why does the voice on the phone sound like him 🤔🤔

Jump scareeee ☠️☠️

Bruh that’s the devilll run  [Okay, but.  To be fair.  His entire life is vaguely concerning rn.  Buddy's head ain't even safe]  

The smileeee!  Isss too cute  

Ooooof  Wench’s dad, run!

Oh shit  [He didn't run]  Reverse daydream???

Ah!  A k!  Ack!!!

Nope. I almost passed out for that one.  Bruh.

[Dean-coded protective streak pt. 6.  And continued friend uncoolness.  At least he apologized immediately, unlike SOME people] 🥺🥺

Uh ohhh he in trouble

Or something

Runnnnnn

[Oh, I forgot that intercourse bit, sorry.] Oooooof.  They ded.  [They did the deed in a horror movie; isn't that, like, a cardinal rule?]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Fair.  But they didn’t even get to finish

Buddy. DONT WALK INTO A CRIME SCENE.  [HE'S CONCERNED FOR HIS FRIEND; CUT HIM SOME SLACK]

OH SHIT THE TONGUE.  BLECH

[Dean-coded hug right there.]  WITH JODY  [And guilt complex.  Poor buddy getting blamed by other people again, too]  RIGHT!?  ["You coulda brought the gun to me" Yeah, you see how me reporting someone else's crime went this time; of course I could have]

Oh no sad music  [Buddy's friend just died; I think it's deserved alkdsfj]

Buddyyyy 🥺🥺🥺  Oh noooo

Oh nooooooo  [Wot?]  The little "son" got me

The way he says “Ok” *dissolves*

[I do like his "play it cool" line.  Is so cute alksdjf  Help]  

Clothes change  [Jonathan/Wayne Stranger Things jacket]

Oooop look at that he’s drinking  [also Wench's dad-coded]

[Jake's look when daddy grabs his arm is a bit.   Concerning.]  🥺🥺🥺🥺  Yep

*sigh*  Poor Jake/Tom/Dean

“Marisol”  Like aerosol  [alskdjf]

[Frecklessss!!!  That's the most pronounced I've ever seen them]  I KNOWWW

BRUH She got that crazy look in her eye.  Don’t go.  DONT BRING YOUR FRIEND.

*sigh*

[Did I mention romantic!Jackles is so great compared to the emotionally-repressed character he usually plays?  Like, nothing against those roles — I love them, too — but it’s a nice change.]  I KNOWWWWW!  IMAGINE.  JUST FREAKINGGGG IMAGINEEEEE.  HIM WOOING CAS LIKE THIS.  Poor buddy would combust!  [Is trueeee]

Aight… I’m calling it the pathway is them.  At least their voices.  They are calling themselves.

[Love her ringssss]  I knowwww

Blech.  Blechhhh!  Fingers

POOR BUDDY

Susssssspciousssss

I am Native American; I can confirm they probably do weird shit like that

Buddy only been with this girl 10 mins and she’s already pouring his coffee; I’ve been with my husband 15 years and he pours his own shit ☠️

FREAKING MOVIES KISSING. THOSE FIRST THREE WERE JUST FITTING THEIR MOUTHS TOGETHER

the cat  🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Tf

👀👀👀  I seeee you

Roar

[Get ready for more Dean-coded]

Well damn Jake can’t catch a break-

WHAT THE FUCK BUDDY HE DED

*sigh*

“Give rest o christ… cause you have took half our town already.  Please chill out”  (I’m going to hell)

[btw, SPN-coded lore-gathering session]  Right!  [The lights are pretty tho.  He be pretty too]

The priest is like this is ABOVE my pay grade

IF HE CUTS HIS TONGUE ONE MORE TIME AACKK

i just kept the tat… ya know… cause- ☠️☠️☠️

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️  [My dude slandering Metallica]

[The dog's name is Sammy asdlf *Now* who's getting replaced with a dog?!]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[I am waitinggggg for your reaction to the ending of this film btw; seems like is gonna be gold]  🤣🤣🤣🤣 [Edit: I was right. Be warned about the increase in cursing alskdjf]

Well shit.  Poor devil guy

Ooooooh the plotttt thickenssss

[Early Jackles films has him brooding and staring at things a lot]  🤣🤣🤣

More sitting, more staring  [tbf, buddy pulls off the Heathcliffe aura real well]

Ahh!  It came in handy!

Oooooooh!  Devil shit!

A GHOST

OH SHIT

why Jake gotta go to hell?  He’s so sweet  [You'll see]  And cute ☠️☠️

[WAIT OH HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD THAT’S AMES WHITE FROM DARK ANGEL]  What?!? 👀👀  [You'll understand the significance later… for now, @witchy-writer-lady and I shall keep the secrets]

👀👀👀

👀👀👀👀👀👀

OH WAIT!

OOH SHITTTT!!!

LE GASSSPPP!

[aka: this entire movie is trying to sell us on the fact that this lil ray of sunshine is the spawn of Satan laksfdj]

OH SHIT [Bye bye Ames]  WHOOOPSIE

BITCH YOU DED

[btw, um.  You thought that twist was something.  Wait for the next one.]  WAIT.  Is tarot girl ANNE?!?!  Pls Say- [I say nada]  Womannnnnnnn she gave him the smooches!  That’s not ok  [I DID NOT CONFIRM]  Like I know he is foineeee but it’s not ok! If it is the case

Oh shittttt

WHY WOULD YOU GRAB THE BLOODY KNIFEEEE??! BUDDY, WHATCHA DOIN THERE?!?!  [Okay but horror movie, weapon = good]

This fucking movieeeeee-  [Is not done yet] Is wilddddd

Ooof

Ohhhh shit… That’ll do it.  He gonna snap [aslkdjf]  And start killing with the pick axe  [ALSKDFJ]

[That was.  That was a yes on the momma thing.]  I CALLED IT. ACK.  ACKKKK.   ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.  KKKKKKKKKKKK.  KKKKKKKKKKK.  NOOOOOOOOOOO.

VSIDUEBEBSZKIZHSSGV  I CANT

I CANT

IMEOT

WOR

How type?  I can’t

DEVIL

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGG

[Sam-letting-Dean-turn-into-a-vampire-scene-coded.  Which is kinda concerning given the.  Undertones.  of that scene.]  BLEHCH

WELL SHIT

SHORT END.  EVERYTIME

– – –

Endpoint Reaction:

Wench: I want you to know that I've been cackling at your reaction this whoel time

Jezebel: FUCK COFFEE I NEED LIQUOR ADTET THAT.  I STILL CANT TUPE

Wench: asdk

Jezebel: I’m just- Yeah.

Wench: I'm dying of laughter rn

Jezebel: I just…. What.  Why.  His mother.  She was his mother.  “I can be anything you need me to be”  HOW ABOUT A DECENT FUCKING MOTHER YOU MANIPULATIVE DEVIL BITCH

Wench: One of the few films where Jackles comes out with two parents still alive, and it’s only true because he had four at the beginning and lost two along the way aldskfj

Jezebel: Well, three, ‘cause he killed her too

Wench: Nah, she didn't die

Jezebel: Wtf.  But she was dead at the end, wasn’t she?

Wench: The human vessel was.  And that's a maybe.  We don't know for sure.  But she's definitely alive enough to force-feed him blood and shit, so

Jezebel: Oooh.  Blech.  His MOTHER.  Who wroteeee this shit.  Bleach.  I need bleach for my eyessss

Wench (aside to the audience): She’s never forgiving me.

Jezebel: I just  ☠️☠️☠️☠️  Ok I’m good I think

Wench: aklsjdf

Jezebel: It was a pretty good movie.  Until the end.  That happens a lot in Ackles case.

Wench: Do you see what I mean by, his acting was actually, like, really good?  Especially in that context?

Jezebel: Yess! Buddy just couldn’t get a good ending if it was standing right in front of him…  Ten Inch Hero next, so I can be equally pissed at the ending but in a happier tone.  Maybe tomorrow?

Wench: YEAH.  FINALLYYYY. Sandwich shoppe, here we come!

Jezebel: Ending note.  SHE WAS HIS FUCKINGMOTHER!?!?

[liquidpaperfoundation]

Live reaction to Jocelyn Bioh's Merry Wives:

Huh, so it's set in NYC

Anne Page has huge tracts of land lol

Falstaff stumbled out of his apartment in his pj's eating directly out of a box of trix rofl

Simple got shoved in the closet! And then the other lady sings about how there's definitely nothing in the closet, don't look there! And then when the guy tries to get something out of there, Simple hands it to him and he does a double take! This whole scene is gold.

Lesbians? In my Shakespeare? It's more likely than you think.

the accents are really jarring with the Shakespearian dialogue.

He said cuckoo like cuck-coo

I love Falstaff's pink zebra print bachelor pad and fake lightsaber. What a manchild.

Awkward high-five handshake

so many innuendos lol

Awfully generous with other people's wives, aren't you, Mr. Falstaff?

"Amazing grace, where are you now? I need you here with meeeee!"

LOL WTF THEYRE FIGHTING WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND NUNCHUCKS

Falstaff thinks he's so slick lmao

He took a minute to remember which one she was

The wives trying to fake anger and shame while Falstaff hides but Ford is dancing.

Falstaff looks so silly in that laundry basket lol. He's gonna get dumped in a muddy ditch.

Mrs. Ford's little victory dance is hilarious

Slender likes Anne and Anne likes Fenton it's a love conga line

Anne/Fenton for the win!

Falstaff, crawling out of the sewer: I'll call you guys tomorrow!

HE JUST VOMITED AND THEN ATE SOMETHING HE BARFED UP FALSTAFF REALLY IS A DOG

Falstaff just invented full body deodorant.

He's such a dope. And so overdramatic.

Ford's husband wearing fake dreadlocks to gather intel lol. He's a master of disguise.

I love the wives. All of them. Women's rights and women's wrongs.

I love when Ford and Page ham it up while Falstaff is hiding.

I love this whole play so much.

I'm an old man! I'm such an old man! *gets beaten with a shoe*

Falstaff warns a random audience member not to try anything with either Ford or Page. And he ain't going down there because they got raccoons down there, man! And he's out here in the park, dressed like an old black Dumbledore.

We feel ya, Falstaff.

Theyre gonna dress like ghosts and scare the shit out of Falstaff

Slender and Dr. Caius want to marry Anne but she likes Fenton this is a love dodecahedron

God I hope it works out for Anne and Fenton

Again with the covid references

THEY'RE PINCHING HIM

Dr. Caius and Anne Page got married but not to each other.

Dr. Caius more like Dr. Gayus haha got 'em

THEY GOT GAY MARRIED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

d'awwww

AnnexFenton 4eva!

"What cannot be eschewed must be embraced" is a line that really slaps

Now Anne and Fenton are merry wives too!

[ca-suffit]

Someone just sent this to me like wtf. None of u can talk directly to anyone huh.

Here's for all u who want to say why don't I talk to ppl. I do. I have been. This is the pattern every time. Egomaniacs. Why is ur personal shit in the tags. U are over forty years old.

God forbid I had actual points u could have talked about, "book smart" bitch. Go hide in ur white feelings cuz u feel racist for being told to notice race. Typical fucking Anne Rice fan.

[georgiapeach30513]

😂 let me clarify those posts that go up randomly (minus his IG posts they’re scheduled to go up on their anniversary) but they’re queued. I honestly have no idea what’s going to post.////

😂 omg that’s hilarious! So you log on and see new posts like wtf is this…..oh or you get a comment like mine and go….huh? 😆

This is even better now I can’t stop laughing. I saw that bright red sweater and got hit in the feels. 😭

Yep. Exactly. So if it’s gifs, yeah…I don’t know what you’re talking about 😂 you just have to send a link or mention it.

The only thing I post live is if you see gifs go up back to back or even Anne’s Twitter pearls. But those random gifs, his IG posts, and photos they are random.

[charmed-asylum]

Before I start let’s just start by saying Roo ROO rooo!! Idk if u read these u probably do u probably have a good ass laugh about these but I too am hurt like our reader folks don’t believe me when I say your shit never level how much of a cold burn I too feel spitting out my tea and sobbing rn. This was oooo weee smh this gonna have me second guess my sanity for 10 times today and I told myself I can only do that twice a day. Gonna have me on the corner by the river alone with some sad ass 80s sad ballad playing in background as I look into the darkness. Oooooo girl u done broke me. Idk can you go on disability bc a story fuck u up mentally and physically bc this done do that shit.

Okay now as I set that there let’s dive in huh let be real I’m gonna spoil the shit out this chapter but hey that ^^ was my warning so pew pew let’s work

I should of know smh I should of know from way he was calm at end of that chapter I told u he new territory okay and girl I should of kept that in mind bc way shit went down. I’m pushing tables back going wow.

Like fact this man sitting there cool as a cup of ice right now is like hold the fuck x 2 up hello that’s the cops why ain’t you leaving . Next up is reality mix with girl u sure this is made up. Sad factor is this a woman now in days are face w so much. Like I was happy okay thank god oh thank god we got some cops. Like lock his ass up I said lock his ass up heeeeey ohhh wait this is a Roo story and shit never that simple

This here this is what had me this right here had me become a new meme of sorts bc my fucking face my face my reaction was priceless if life was a tv show. Let’s I mean we gotta do this like this sentence by sentence. ( sentence 1/2)HIS TONE BODY LANGUAGE DEMEANOR EVERYTHING LIKE MY GOD WHAT (sentence 2) again I mean let’s be realistic if we all came in never saw read or know or heard anything and saw this we all know we thinking this is a normal day in the fuckin hell neighborhood. ( sentence 3) ONCE I HEARD THEIR NAMES I WAS DONE I KNEW IT I KNEW IT 1st you gonna toss cafe owner Curtis now these two lord god ( DOS) like not these two okay if it was mmm Steve alone we have a chance but Lee and this ain’t even sherif Lee so this is the I’m old chubby and still stuck in where I am Lee damn god ( sentence 4) AGAIN YOO NO I AND WHAT. This man got me even second guessing myself like hold up. ( last part5) AHHHH I KNEW IT SHIT THIS MAN LORD MMM MM MMMMMMMMM NO HE DIDNT YES THAT SON OF A LEE ANN BILLY BOB HILL BILLY COUNTRY HEEE HAAA LIKE REALLY REALLY AND AGAIN HE CALM AF oh I’m mad bc Chris E is sexy ass man and I’m just imagining him shirtless drinking coffee like it’s a normal day even as sleazy mother fucker and he just like oh yeah my girlfriend like this bc she SICKKKKK AND HAS TO TAKE MEDS DAMN DID I SAY IT

NOOOOO THE OH LAWRD ( falls out pretend chair) he didn’t he and no he didn’t girl ( clap hands and roll my eyes) THE wooo is me shit smh no he didn’t. This man is ( I’m just nope) he literally is next level and he just shit. Then the end omg way he switch on her ahhhh lord ( falls again after getting back up) noooo he didn’t did he really burn her like wtf 😳 I’m so and I just can’t. I’m nope NOOOOPE

I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In 6

Warnings: non/dubcon, medical procedures including dialysis and chronic illness, dry humping, violence, threats, and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.

Characters: Pete Brenner, short!reader

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging.

Pete doesn’t get up. You look between him and the archway of the kitchen. You move cautiously into the entryway and near the door. You flip the latch back and open it to the two officers on the other side. 

“Uh, hello,” you greet dumbly.

“We got a call from this unit about an intruder,” the taller one says.

“Yes, yes, he’s in my kitchen,” you sigh, “please, you have to make him leave–”

“Ma’am, does he have a weapon?” The officer asks.

“I…” your eyes round, “I don’t think so. But there’s knives in there.”

“Please, step back, ma’am,” the second officer orders curtly.

You do as they say. Thank god. They’re going to drag that maniac out of here in cuffs. You point through the archway and fade into the plaster. They enter and go into the kitchen.

“Sir,” the first officer greets, “is everything okay?”

“Yeah, it’s fine,” you hear a clink as Pete answers casually.

You cross the hall and peek into the kitchen. He stands at the counter, pouring himself a cup of coffee from the still brewing carafe. Alright, you can see how this appears less than insidious.

“I’m Officer Bodecker, this is Officer Rogers,” the first cop introduces himself, “we got a call about a break-in. Is it alright if we look around?”

“Sure,” Pete shrugs, “as long as I get my coffee. You want some?”

“No, wait, it’s him,” you race forward and throw your hand out, pointing accusingly, “he broke in last night.”

“I’m so sorry, officers,” Pete turns and grips the knot at the top of the towel, “I haven’t had a chance to get dressed. My girlfriend has an appointment today,” he points to the fridge calendar, “she’s on a lot of meds and she gets like this. You can check the cupboard.”

“N-no, no, I’m not lying. This guy, I don’t know him–”

“Really, I’m so embarrassed,” Pete talks over you, “I was in the shower when she called. It’s been rough. She’s under a lot of stress. And her treatments are so expensive–”

“Shut up!” You cry out, “please, please, don’t listen to him.” You step between the officers and turn on them, “can you please just get him out?”

“Christ,” the pudgier officer, Bodecker rolls his eyes and looks at the other. They exchange a scoff and shake their heads, “look, ma’am, a false report is not something we take lightly.”

“Another fine,” Pete mutters, “I’ll have to pick up some hours again–”

“Well, we can leave it be just this one time,” Rogers offers, “considering… we’re not entirely heartless, you know?”

“I swear, this isn’t–”

Pete startles you as he steps up and puts his arm over your shoulders, “shush, honey, it’s okay. Just calm down.”

You tremble as your head spins. How do they believe him? They need to listen to you. This is your apartment. He doesn’t belong here.

“No, n–”

“Look, it’s so nice of you to let it go,” Pete continues, “I’m really sorry you came all the way out here. This is so embarrassing. I’ll take care of her. She won’t bother you again.”

“Make sure of it,” Bodecker tuts.

“Please, officers,” your voice cracks.

“Let’s go, we’re just upsetting her,” Rogers grumbles, “ma’am, I hope you feel better.”

The officers turn and you go to follow them. Pete grabs the back of your neck and pinches, keeping you in place. You hiss and he shushes you as the police file out the front door. As the door shuts, he turns his head and leans in.

“Do you have any idea what you just did?” He growls.

“Ow, let go– get off of me! Get out of my apartment! Get out of my life–” You twist away and try to shove him off. He keeps his hand on you, his other coming up to your throat as he backs you against the counter.

“I’m going to have to teach you a real lesson. Last night… that was nothing. You’ve really done it now,” he pushes until you bend backwards. He grabs the coffee pot off the machine and holds it close to your cheek so you can feel the heat, “you think anyone will want you with that pretty face all marked up?”

“Stop,” you beg, grasping at his wrist.

“We coulda been nice, sweetheart. I was being real fucking nice. I’m just trying to take care of you,” he moves the pot and tips it over your chest. It splashes onto your skin and scalds down beneath your shirt. “You need to stop being so goddamn careless.”

He flips it straight and slams it back down. You whine and whimper as your nails drag down his arm. He lets you go and you fold onto the floor. He grabs his cup of coffee and stomps back to the table.

“Too bad you won’t make it to your appointment, sweetheart.”

“Please, I can’t–”

“Shoulda thought of that first,” he sits and slurps his coffee loudly, “I wanna take care of you, but you gotta let me.”

[kellykadesperate]

there’s a certain place in hell for module leaders who include references in the word count of an essay

[sapphicgarlic]

where you are a broadway star and ended up featured in a song of harry’s new EP

i have so many ideas in my mind and this was the easiest to do KSJDHDJSJKAAK did this in less than an hour so pardon me om everything! based on this song an niche idea that i loved sm

face claim: alexandra shipp

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harrystyles: FUNHOUSE. An Harry’s House EP. 4 songs. Coming Soon.

harryfan1: after almost 2 years without music we get 1 album AND an EP? FUCK YEAH

yourinstagram: 💃💚🎵

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↳ ynfan1: please a collab i AM BEGGING

harryfan2: ready as it can be.

harryfan7: presaving it NOW

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yourinstagram: one hell of an expensive dress turned into a scrunchie 🙃🙃 guess my DIY skills are good at least…

florencepugh: please let go of my cat

↳ yourinstagram: SHE LOVES ME THATS ADORATION IN HER EYES. YOU ARE THE ONE SHE SCRATCHES!!!!!

↳ florencepugh: touché

harrystyles: 🤷‍♂️

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harryfan3: wtf ?????

jazz_jones: best seamstress in the bizz!

↳ yourinstagram: MISS YOU

harry_lambert: Hired!

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harryynanaccount: Harry for VANITY: “This EP wasn’t planned at all. The conversation of it began when some of my old songs were leaked so we decided on officially releasing it with a couple others that didn't make the cut. One of my favorite songs ever written is there, actually. This 4 songs dont really with my other albums but that's what makes it fun isn't it?”

harryfan9: he looks like a snack in those interviews, only good thing the pandamic gave us

harryfan6: FINALLY ABLE TO LISTEN TO MEDICINE WITHOUT FUCKING UP MY PHONE WITH VIRUS

ynfan4: HE JUST SAID THERE IS A FUCKING COLLAB!!! A FEATURE FUCKING FUCKK

↳ harryfan7: did he said who it was???? ↳ ynfan4: no :((((((

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yourinstagram: guess i am an recorded artist now, huh? 💚 GREEN GREEN DRESS OUT NOW.

harrystyles: a pleasure xx

↳ yourinstagram: where is your publicist???????

annetwist: Soooooo proud, darling!

ynfan10: THE FUCKING SCRUNCHIE I AM SICK TO MY STOMACH

harryfan8: HARRY LIETRALLY TORN THE DRESS AND MADE A MUSIC ABOUT IT STOP STOP STOP ITS TOO MUCH

harryfan11: SOO GOOD! might have to change my acc to be only about you

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harrystyles: GREEN GREEN DRESS ft. yourinstagram out 💚💚💚

harryfan4: harry really picked his favourite child OUT LOUD AND IN PUBLIC

↳harryfan3: can you blame him though??

ynfan2: cannot believe i saw this woman in hadestown and now shes in harrystown🤡

↳ ynfan2: that was a very terrible pun

ynfan6: “i will do anything you say” 😵‍💫🥵🥵🥵

yourinstagram: what about the rest of the EP, harry??

↳ harrystyles: It is also out! Good point! Forgot about it xx😁😁

↳yourinstagram: annoying

[mothicalspoken]

I'm sure you've been asked this a number of times within the last 3 days, but what did you think of the Amphibia finale? Now I wanna make it clear that I'm a safe environment. Anything you wished you could've seen or changed pls don't hold back I'm all ears ;)

!! first off, thank you for asking I have been dying to talk about it. and second off- (i'm putting this under a read more because it is a LOT)

I thought it was great!!! the only issues i had were with how things were.. addressed, or rather were not addressed (it's more of a problem with Amphibia overall than it is a problem with the finale- as i said before, amphibia is great at realistic character relationships, but not so much with the consequences of what happens to those characters) and I will admit, i am a bit upset about the fact that Anne had to leave the Plantars behind forever.

They were the entire catalyst for her change- they showed her how to have responsibility, and what healthy friendship is like, and challenged the morals instilled in her by her previous enviroments so that she could become a better person. And they were a family! a literal family! i get that the show is about change, but I still find it hard to accept that she just.. had to leave them behind. They were such an integral part of her life and delvelopment... at the very least, if they couldn't have met in person, i wish they could have had a wifi signal in amphibia, or opened the portal enough to chat once in a while. The fact that Anne became a herpetologist in their hoonor is such a beautiful fact though oh my god-

And as for the not addressed part, true colors was one of the most impactful and somehow least impactful episodes of the entire show. Marcy died, which lead to her becoming possessed, and Sasha creating a rebellion to save her, but nothing about her dying was ever really... discussed. Like yes, Anne was head deep in denial, but none of the other effects of her absence (her parents, etc) were ever brought up, or shown. Not to mention the lingering physical aftereffects of all of that... rejuvination tank or not, it's entirely possible Marcy has some health issues from being literally impaled, but it was like nothing ever happened, much like the gash down sasha's back. As for Anne, i kind of wish we got more of how she's doing in the future- she has all this knowledge on her shoulders, and all this trauma, and it would have been interesting to see how she's holding up after 10 years with the fact that yes, she is going to die at 91 and become god and whatnot.

but oh my god. the sequences?? anne's death?? the goodbyes, the whole of it?? it was absolutely AMAZING. i loved thier final calamity forms, and the sheer emotion of Anne's death- the fact that she was so ready and had no regrets except for love choice two absolutely breaks me. all she wanted was for them to be safe. oh my lord.

In addition, I liked the little flash forward into how Spirg and Polly are doing! thier outfits and designs are so cute, and it's both heart breaking and inspiring to see how Anne is such a big influence for Sprig even after all this time... man. Also they discovered a new continent?? wtf??? huh???

I'll be thinking about the trio as adults forever lol- honestly it surprised me the most that Sasha became a therapist- who knew she would go from "i'm just kidding mar-mar, i don't actually care" to "and how does that make you feel?" I loved that Marcy became a webcomic artist- she's always been valued for her intelligence in the show, so much that people often overlook who she is as a person sometimes (take O&Y for example, where it wasn't "we need to save marcy bc she's trapped in a horrible situation" it was "we need to save marcy because she's the only one who can defeat the king") and so good for her honestly!! hell yeah, unleash that creativity!!!

AND ANNE BEING A HERPETOLOGIST... never gonna get over that either! she named the little guy sprig!! sprig!!!!! and made an entire little wartwood for him!!!!! everything about the finale is so bittersweet, but I'm glad that Anne found her calling in a way that still managed to connect her to amphibia even though she can never go back... when she becomes god, i hope she gets to meet Sprig again.

[thenightling]

You recall VERY incorrectly and VERY easily debunked. WTF?! WHY is it every time someone replies with "IIRC" here on Tumblr and then goes on a long tangent it starts with something so wrong I want to scream into a f--king pillow.

Whoever told you that is a f--king idiot. If you believed on your own, I don't have a polite word to describe you. Anne Rice had her DOUBTS when she found out about the casting. Dooooubts. Not hate. Dooooubts. They sent her an advanced copy of the VHS tape and she immediately paid out to publish a public apology (this was pre-social media). Here's her apology published in the Los Angeles Times. https://www.angelfire.com/ri/cerat/AnneOnTom.html

She also did an introduction on the VHS tape explaining how much she loved the film when she actually saw it. It's ON THE F--KING VIDOE TAPE FROM 1995!!!!

In conclusion "personally" I find YOU pretentious and Lost all capacity to humor you with how utterly wrong your "recollection" is. I mean... Holy sh-t, you couldn't even get more wrong. The only part you got right was that she hated Queen of the damned. She even said, less than a few years before her death, on Facebook, about Townsend, "He was cold and humorless and not MY Lestat." By the way, Anne Rice is credited for writing the screenplay for the interview with the Vampire movie. She wasn't just credited for the source material. Couldn't even make it through those "pretentious" opening credits, huh? You liked Queen of the damned so you wove a comfortable lie to justify Anne Rice's abject hatred of it even though there's a paper trail (and video trail!) a mile long disproving your "recollection." Anne Rice did a different video intro for the first DVD release, too. So there's two videos of her introducing the interview with the vampire movie and talking about how much she loves it, from before Queen of the damned was even filmed.

The now classic 1994 film adaptation of Anne Rice's Interview with The Vampire is available to watch for free on Tubi right now!

Yes, it's completely legal. Yes, it's for US residents only or if you have a VPN you can set for a US location.

[smal1etho]

gonna type my reactions to the amphibia finale as i watch it hereeeee bc i wanna log my thoughts under a read more ofc! spoilers for amphibia below

oh shit DARCY SPIDER RARCY THEY POSSESSED THE MOON THAT WAS SO FAST

sprieeg inloce sprig

andrias omg

SASHAS SO FUNNY LMFAO

mother olmmm hi marcy is so shocked she missed so much

where did her gloves go

zamn they gonna get stufk!!1!1

sasha is so much more muscly than anne and marcy they are literal noodles

ANNE IS FONNA DIE????

sasha ily ‘pretty creep yif you ask me’

OOIOOOHKHOHOGGO ATYYYY AYO

woahah WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY GIROT OUTFITS OMGNITS LAVA GIIRL

lol theh plantars wre so suppirtive

how tf are they supposed to beat the shit out of the moon

like huh

THE ANIMATION

ih my goodnESS

oh lotd

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRDDD AAAAAAAAA. AA A DA S A A A SKEKWBDKWBDKWBDKWHDKWJDKEJDJEJDJEJJWBSHWNDBWJDVWJVFJEVRJEHDJWGRIEHDJHEDHSHXB

NOOO THE CHEER BALL THINGS GO SASHA SHE HAS WINGS SHE HAS WINGS SHE HAS WINGS SHE HAS WINGS

sashas angels was foreshadowing

AAAAAAAAAA YES MARCY YOU FUCKING NERD ILY

this is some powerpuff girls shit

nooooo andrias

GRIME!1!!11!

HOW DID SHE TRIP OVER IN FUCKING SPACE

LETS GOOO ANDRIAS

ANNE NO

sashwrcy

sasharcy

OH MY GODISOSOSDOEKODOSDO OH MY GOD oh my god oh my god og my god

THEYRE SO SCARED FOR EHR ON YYORNFK

SPRIG NO

IS SPRIG GONNA DIE DONT KILL SPRIG NOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCKITY IS GOING ON ANNNNNRRRR??????????

NOO NNNNNNGNH. NONONONONONNONONONONONONO ANNE????? WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOO NO SPRIG IM CRITNG IM SOBBING WHAT THE FUCK ANNE DONT DIE WHAT SHE HAS CRACKS IN HER FACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOO WHAT THE FUCK NOOOONNNNONONO SHE BLEW UP THE MOON NOO ANNE ATE YOI OKAY ANNE SHES WHITE WAHT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FFK

oh MY GOD WHAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT …. WHAT HWAT IH MY GOD WHAT ANNE????? ANNEEEE??????? ANNE ANN E IM CRYING IM CRYING CIMEBXCUDC WHAT THE FUCK WHAT TE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ANNNNNER??????? WHAT JUSST FUCKINT HAPPENED

what.

did anne just fucking die. theyre playing an ad about chihuahua clothes.

DID ANNE HUST DIE?? SHE DIED?????????? SHE TURNED TO FUCKING LEAVES DUST THINGS WHAT IN THE WHAT WHAT. WAGT!??????

im crying so hard im not actually im too tired to cry but um cryint insude

no more pizza ad please i want to find our what the fuck happened

im in mourning. anne just died what the fuck

THE SCENE SHE WOKE UP

where is she wtf

so pretty

LOL 3 STONES DEITY

lmao ‘:)’

DOMINO?????

LMAO AHDKWBDJFJ I LOVE THIS SHOW

ooh a job??? A WHOLE PORTRAIT OF SASHA

ANWHOLE PORTRAIT OF SASHA RIGHT THERE

cat deity who hates its job

OOH A TUBE BIG MAGIC TUBE THING

she rlly did die but she OH MY GOD

BIG ASS CAT

LMAO ‘ttyl 0.o’

so so many ads

YES CONTINUE AMOAHIAHI

MARCY AND HER MOMS OMG YULIVIA FOREVER

theyr HOLDINF HANDS

omg OMG KIDDO AAAAAAAAAAAAA

THEYRE UGLY CRYING I LOVE THEM HOLY SHRITITITIT I LOVE THEM

they got flower crowns omg

oh my god im crying CRYING FYCK FUCK

sprig OH MY GIGOGFJDODNDBGBE D FGJRJBFBEKFBEKGBBEKFBEKR SPRIG SPRIG SPRIG OHY MY GOD HES CRYING SO MUCH IM ACTUALLY GINNA CRU NOOOO SPRANNE AGAINST THE WORLD THEY DID THE HANDSHAKE

oh my god im cying so much iknceying IM CRING IMNFRYING OH MY GOD

yheyrebgay!!! theyre gay OH MY GOD THIS IS SO SAD WTF OMG SPRIG

RHEY DID A BIG HUG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the leaf. THE LEAF

THE MUSIC BOX

SHES GONE FOREVER

polly is growing hair omg

andrias omg new fit

STUMPYSSS

OH MY GOD POLLY OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY

POLLY IS NO LONGER A TADPOLE

OH MY GOD RHEY HAD A BABBYY??? YUNAN AND OLIVIA KISS PLS begging

OH MY GODDD

sprig

OH MY FUCKING hod SPRIG SPRIG SPRIG

THEY LOOK AMAZING

OH MY GOD I LOVE THEIR NEW DESIGNS OH MY GOODNESS

WHATTTTTTTT FUTURE

OH MY GOODNESSSS

MARCYYYYYYYYY

SASHAAA THEY LOOK AMAZING OH MY GODOH MY GOD SASHA IS BI SHES CANON BI SHES BI ITS CANON ITS CANON

SASHA IS BISEXUAL

I REPEAT

SHES CANONICALLY BISEXUAL

SHE HAS BI FLAG

BI FLAG STICKER

oh my god she works in a zoo

PINK FROG

I CANT BELIEVE IT THEYRE 23

OH MY GGGOOODODNESSSSSSS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM CRYING SO HARD IM CRYING IM CFFRRRYINGNNGGNGNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

its over

amphibia is over