#annabeth chase incorrect quotes

[ghostwithsomeheadphonesandmaps]

Annabeth: So what’s for dinner?

Percy: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Annabeth: …

Annabeth: Is it soup?

Percy: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Annabeth: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Percy: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Annabeth: STOP!

*one hour later*

Annabeth: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

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[xx0yeet-everything0xx]

Piper: Annabeth and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us. Jason: So what did you do? Piper: Well… she chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and- Annabeth: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

[cjvazquez9824]

Annabeth- Carmelo! What did you say to Bobby and Mathew?

Carmelo- *chuckles.* I told them that, they shouldn’t be scared of what’s in their closet but what’s in the shadows.* laughs.*

Annabeth-* tries not to laugh.* that’s evil.* thinks.* but hilarious.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: I need Percy there

Annabeth: I need someone to exchange glances with when people inevitably annoy me

[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-

Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)

[minty-mythos]

Annabeth: I’m having a midlife crisis, and I’m only 25!

Percy: Rookie numbers dude, I had mine at 15.

Everyone: ...

Percy: You will not, under any circumstances, catch me living past 30.

[percabethownsmybutt]

percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem

[lilislegacy]

annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right

percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?

annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe

percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!

annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.

percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that

annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it

percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway

annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*

percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-

leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-

[poppitron360]

Annabeth: [bedraggled, half-dead, deranged grin, eye bags, contemplating homocide]

Percy: That's my fucking wife! That, right there, is my wife and I love her so much!!

[grandpakronos]

percy: i just don't get how everyone knew annabeth and i were in love before we did

grover: your attack patterns were synchronized by the age of 13

[freddie-77-ao3]

Athena: You’re not good enough for my daughter. Percy: You’re not good enough for your daughter. Athena: Excuse me? Percy: You heard me.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Leo: Do you want to see a butterfly? Jason: Yes Nico, Piper, and Annabeth: NO! Leo: *throws the butter across the table* Percy: Fucking majestic

[xx0yeet-everything0xx]

Annabeth: Guys... *takes a shaky breath* Annabeth: Percy is missing. Clarisse, not missing a beat: Good.

[somewhereincairparavel]

credits to @aroaceleovaldez for generously revealing the font name i had so much fun w this (the fonts called 'centaur')

[percabethconvos]

Percy: You ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where you're holding it and feel like Thetis dipping newborn Achilles into the river Styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel?

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Yes

[raphael-angele]

Percy and Fish

Baby Percy: Mooom!

Sally: Yes, Percy?

Baby Percy: Glub Glub says he wants more friends and a bigger tank. Can we go get it for him?

Sally: ...did Glub Glub say that or did you?

Baby Percy: Glub Glub did.

Sally: ...Percy, you know we can't. Sorry, baby

Baby Percy: Aww :(

Glub Glub: I told you we can't

Baby Percy: Shut up, Glub Glub

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Percy: Annieee!!!

Annabeth: *sighs* What?

Percy: The fish is looking at me weird again!

Annabeth: For Gods' sake, Percy! Leave it alone!

Percy: *to the fish* I know what you're up to. You may have fooled her but not me

Gilluermo: She will never believe you